- ■■ H c I m I I c It lle u n ia lla in C o re.I into ila channel long stretches of the loveliest of tinta teeming with Insect “ I have l men subject to aciulio life, a very paradise for those devoted rheumatism for year*," says K. II. to that kind of game. Kthclindn wits in rapture» over the Waldron, of Wilion Junction, Iowa. K . D. A L K X A N D K K . P u b l l a h e r . prospect, anti no aootmr had the aun “ My joints were still’ ami ga-c me established a »nfe footing over the much pain and discomfort. My joints treacherous waste than she was daily Entered at the post-oHce at 9tayton. Ort-aon, to be seen In ti.e little Itoat, pro­ would crack when I atrnighteiiek up. u mall mattai o ( the aecond class. pelled by the professor, hurrying to 1 used Gliamlierlain's I'aiu Italrn and the desired Held». have been thoroughly cured. Have This went on for a week, and every­ HK was a co-ed and had ftvrmed an BUSINESS DIKEOTORY. not had a (win or ache from the old unalterable resolve never to marry. thing w a s lovely. Hut one day In mid­ trouble for many months It ia cer­ 1>r that was to sink from the concrete stream the little boat sprung a leak. tainly a most wonderful liniment." to the general, or, in other words, into Ktheiindu would not believe It until For »ale hy Brewer l>rug Co. I. M. KITCHEN, M. D., nonentity, and she felt heraelf too val­ ’ hr water was half way to her auoe Three Trains to the East Daily uable to be disposed of in that way. tups. So faithful, no stanch a craft f o s t s t fis k H s la i. Through t’ ullnisii atamlard suit lou rl-l al«v|>- Her very name, Kthelinda Coddington to go track on her so! lint there waa I-ena I didn't think you would let lug M r* daily to Omaha, ChteagM, M|xikatu ; General Practitioner, Grayson, pledged her to something out nothing for her hut to make land as tourist (>tua vara d tily to Kansas City; • man kiss you on such short ac­ throngli ■!•••• I’ liltm sn tourist alvsidtigears (person• of the common, and the had resolved lulckly an possible, and from that quaintance. ally conducted) weekly to Chli ago .reclin in g her earliest childhood to rise to mint the shore seemed |>erilously far Stayton, Ore. fr6m Maude—Well, he thoroughly con­ ehslr esrs ‘ seals tree) to the Fast dally that challenge, come what might. Ev­ iway. Kthellnda would have fallen erybody knew this, and knew also tlat in three feet of wntrr, but the vinced nte that It waa all my own fault that 1 hadn't met him sooner. that ahe was looking for a career that profeeaor could. If need were, awint ■ —Smart Set. like a duck, and now there was ur­ would be worthy of her aspirations. ^ I L B U R N. P I N T L E R , D. M. D. I>. rAUT TIM K M TIKni'I.KM A k m v k But careers do not blossom every day. gent call for all his science. Makes a Clean Sweep. 1 From 1'iirtlanit m on Ity stinting his aoft hat into the and Kthelinda had not yet found here, There’» nothing like doing a thing ChlraKu- though the last year of her university rent at the bottom of the boat |Eth- DENTIST Hall Lake, Iw.ivar. Ft. ■linda proffered hers) the river waa ' thoroughly. Of alt tlu* salves you ever I’ortlsiiil course was drawing to a close. H|>vclal Wnr tli.o ms ha. K an­ '•eld in abeyance, but this waa clear- v i • a in sas C ity, HI. I.KtiIs, ftxtft p. in Of course she had not failed to put Office over Fred Rock’s Store. heard of, Bucklen's Arnica Halve is the vis Hum- Chicase amt Kant. fate to the touch in various ventures y only u makeshift. Any. moment I test. It sweepa away anti cures Burns, tiiaton. heir frail vehicle might fall them, before this time, but though these had A lia n ti« O rkuox . S t a y t o n , Hall l.akti Denver, Ft, Kx|ireas mainly turned to apples of Sodom to 'nil then what? Why, the swift cur- Horae, Bruises,Cuts. Boils, Ulcers, Hkin Worth .Omaha, g a n ­ S: l& ti, m . •ent of the remorseless stream, which Eruptions and Piles. I t ’s only 26c, the taste, her spirit was un*. roken. as« < Ity, M lamia. 9 .on « . nt vis It m it­ wou’tl snatch them away from life C h ic * * » and Keat. Nil desperandum was the motto em­ in « ton. and guaranteed to give satisfaction by broidered on the glove which she I tnd light forever, and bury them all druggists. W all* WAlU.U'Wtatnn at. rsu l J. A. RICHARDS, threw down to fortune, and her con­ a thorns deep in sand and unsightly Fast Mall pukAtte, v' '«II a o i , lebrls. I'U II III• »1, M 1 II II«*• |MI• Ill duct bore out the proud defiance. 7:l.i | > . in O as o f Ilia T r o s k lM . I I « , Hi !*«ttl, Duluth. via Kthclindn thought of this for one Karly in her teena she had joined a “ Yss,” commented Weary Willis, M llw«ulu*«,<,htt'»i|i> Mpokanv. Mllll K»*l. woman's club; to he a leadeT among Ireadful, nironi/ing moment, then she “ dia is sure a hard world." Prepared to cry sales in Marion and women had fascinated her young lecame aware of the professor speak- “ You seem to take it easy enough,” O C E A N AND RIVER S C H E D U L E . adjoining counties. Terms reasonable. imagination. She would reveal to the ng. and she made a desperate effort commented the passing stranger. For Han Krsnrtseo Kvery flvn days at » * » ' f . Fur Astoria, way points and North Iteaeli Satisfaction Guaranteed. “ Dat'a what it looks like," returned ni. downtrodden of her set the lofty •o Paten to what he win saying. Hally (except Holiday) at » : 0 |>. in ; Halurdav He was telling her in calm, even Weary Willie, “ but ‘tain't so soft as al ideals upon which she fashioned her­ In («1 |> m. I'ally service 'water |M-rn>Jtllug| MEHAMA, - OREGON. self, and they would rise up and call tones that there was no immediate it looks. W"y, a feller can’t lie in un Willamette and Yamhill klvers. dntu'i r, that even if the worst came the shade of a tree more'n an' hour her blessed. Fur fuller In in rm a Uoii ask or write your to the worst he could swim with her nearest ticket agent or Alas for the airy fabrics of fancy! to shore, provided she remained calm, or two afore the shadow shifts an' A. L CRAI G. L A THOMAS. It so transpired that women, with few and did exactly as he told her to do. he hay to move over to keep in it." Uen er at l ass-nger Agent, —Chicago Post. exceptions, did not want careers, but T h e Orv go n Itallro sd A N a v ig a tio n t o P o r t la n d , O r e g o n insisted on marrying and making mere Barber Shop A Great Sensation. backgrounds of themselves, in spite of I White and rigid, she prou i .» i d , thou„h in her heart she saw very littii htqw. Bath Room her glowing periods. And worst of There was a great sensation in Leea- The professor was. on the contrary, Only a I Ask the Agent lor Does a general barterin g business. First- all, they made fun of her. ville, Ind., when W. II. Brown of that class bath room in connection. A ll work guar­ atoic can aland being laughed at. and i •»■»oat *ay- He plied the oar. vigor- place, who was exjieoted to die, had Ill- anteed strictly first-class in every particular. Kthelinda was not of that unpleasant h#Um“ ,nf * “ ""V . the water in the boat continued to life saved by l>r. King's New Discovery j T IC K E T S Transient custom solicited. Customary prices. variety. j Increase alarmingly. To Kthelinda it Nothing dauntcd.howcecr, she made meemed an STAYTON, - OREGON. ity before the mid­ for Consumption. He writes: “ I eo- j V IA the round of every ism and ology ex dle current had been cleared and shal­ dnri’d insufferabfe agonie afnmi Asth-I tant, and after careful consideration lower space reached. urn, but your New Discovery gave ntc made her choice. That department of Then, without a moment's warning, immediate relief anti soon threafter •science known to profeaaordom as en­ JOHN HENKEL, the boat filled, and they were up to tomology, but in vulgar parlance al­ their waists in the river. Kthelinda. effected a complete cure." Similar cures luded to as bugology, became her pas­ forgetting her resolution, screamed of Consumption, Pneumonia, Bron­ sion. Being a young person of sur­ and clung to the professor, but that chitis and Grip are numerous. It's the prising energy, whatever sue under­ gentleman, having had the presence |>eerless remedy for all throat and long took she did with all her might, and in ¡ of mind to seize an oar ns he went ST A Y T O N , OREGON. a short time she was head over ears j overboard, steadied Himself by it, troubles. Price 50c, mid f I ecialty. New wagons, frayed. He resented with fierce dis­ S P LE N D ID SERVICE and Kthelinda were rescuing them­ gust the new rivals that had come be­ 50 acres tine unimproved land near hacks, and buggies made to order. selves from shipwreck was watching tween him and his love. For though UP T O D A TE E Q U IP M E N T First-class work guaranteed. Dallas, Or. All tillable. A bargain he had been told repeatedly and lat­ them from a clump of bushes on the COURTEOUS EMPLOYES hanks. A four-oared boat was moored for some one wanting a small place. W ater Street, Stayton, Ore. terly in tones unmistakably acid that near by, though what he might want there was no hope, he still persisted 294 acres, about KM) acres in culti­ Daylight trip neritas the i'ascaih* in his pursuit, convinced that faint with four nara, going up stream, too, vation, balance timber, 2| miles west ami Rocky Mountains. heart never won fair lady, and spend­ was not clear. “ Hello, professor,” he shouted,“ what of Htayton. G o o d house, barn, etc. ing much precious time in devising ways and means for tha subduing of are you and Miss Grayson doing out f 18 |>er acre. there? You'll get wet if you don’t obdurate hearts. For tickets, rates, foldVrs, ami full mind.“ 80'nercs, house, barn, 10 acres orclt informât ion, call on nr address Kthelinda was the valedictorian of Undertaker “ Is that you. Jack?” shouted the ard, one mile from Mehama. the graduating ciaaa of that year, and H. D ICK 8D N , City Ticket A g e n t , »s such had the opportunity of her professor in turn. “ Fetch out your Em balm er KM) acres timber land two miles1 life presented to her. She dared an boat if you have one and help us out 122 Third St, Port hind, Or. No improvements G o o d A s s o r t m e n t o f C a s ­ innovation and won. Departing from of this beastly fix. Upon my honor, west of Htayton. 8. G. Y K K K K 8, G. W. P. A. the platitudes made and provided for we've had a cloae call.” except fence. $16 |>er acre. k ets a n d C ases. Ten minutes later the four-oared such occasions, she made no allusion 612 1st Ave., Seattle, Wash. Personal attention given to funerals to the alma mater from whose shel­ boat had justified its presence and w hen desired. Embalming after latest tering arms the class waa about to i Kthelinda. seated in the stem, was methods. No extra charge for dress­ take its plunge into the cold, raw wringing the water from her drenched Call on or address ing coipse. Lady attendant when re­ world without, but instead gave her skirts and warmly thanking Jack Mel­ Corvallis & Eastern Railroad vin for his timely assistance. quired. A first-class hearse at a mod­ audience a little lecture on bugs, and TH E MAIL, Stayton, Or. “ Don’ t mention it,” said Jack, “ the T IM E C A K U , joyously predicted the day when they erate charge. would be served up, metaphorically professor had already rescued you Burial Robes, Shoes, Oloves speaking, morning, noon and night tvhen i appeared on the scene.” “ Yes,” replied Miss Orayson, blush­ at every table in the land. and Hosiery Furnished. No. 2 Fon V a c c in a : ing crimson. “ I owe my life to the pro­ Some of her hearer« clapped in ap­ Leaves Albany 12 46 p m. Telegraph or telethon*- at my expense. proval, some smiled in derision, but fessor, and 1 shall always be grateful Corvallis 2:00 p. m. to him for the favor.” W. E. T H O M A S , STAYTON, ORE. on the whole it was very well taken. Arrives Yaquinn 6:20 p tu. Only the professor of belles-lettres A t ‘the wedding a month later Jack No. 1, R eturniko . shuddered as he listened, and inward­ Melvin was best man, and after the Keep it in your mind Leaves Yaquinn 6 45 a in. ly made still firmer resolves to win ceremony he kiased the -bride, shook Corvallis 11:30 h . to. AAAAAAAA444A44444A44A44AA the audacious speaker. Kthelinda hands with nil the guests in defiance Arrives Albany that The Mail prints 1215 it in. was worth saving from the slough of of etiquette and otherwise distin- I absurditiy in which she was wallow- gujshed himself. And while concen- • No. 8. F or D etroit . t rat ion was concentrated upon Miss ing, arid he would be her savior, ♦ L e a v e s Albany .................7:00 a.m . The professor had concocted a plan Grayson that was, he held a short : Arrives Detroit.................. 13:20 p. m. and the blessed vacation time coming conference with the professor, in ♦ No. 4 F rom D etroit . to his aid, he threw himself into it which he seemed to allude to j Leaves Detroit ................ 1 00 p. nt heart and soul. With awful mendac­ certain dark and mysterious trans­ Arrives Albany................... 5:55 p. m. ity, he declared himself a convert to actions known only to those two. No. 1 arrives in Albany in time to Miss Grayson's hobby, and after the These transactions must have hewn of j connect with H. P. south bound train, manner of converts he out-Heroded I a peculiar nature, for neither Jack nor Is absolutely P U R E and \\ Herod in his zeal. He went every- l^e professor smiled, though tbeir as well as giving two or three hours in Albany before departure of 8. P. north where with Miss Grayson, carried the eyes danced, and the Warm hand w ill O U T W E A R all . bound train. implements with which she reaped Hasp of both in good-by, and the pro­ | _ g . her wriggly harvest, monnted speci­ fessor's hearty “ God bless you, my Train No. 2 connects with the 8 P. other Leads. mens for her, though the soul within boy,” gave no clew to their meaning. trains at Corvallis and Albany giving him revolted, and in a thousand ways _ direct service to Newport and adjacent made himself indispensable. “Jle is A Thoughtful Man. If jronr local dealer don’ t carry It write to us and we w ill see that yon get it. really quite useful,’ Kthelinda ac­ M. M. Austin, of Winchester, Ind , Tram No. 8 for Detroit, Breitenbush knowledged to herself. “ I don t know and other mountain resorts leaves Al- knew what to do in the hour of need. what I should do without him.” I hmty at 7:00 a. nt., reaching Detroit at W . P. PU LLER A CO. But there came a time which. His wife had such an unusual case of no* , giving ample time to resell the P O R T I.A N D . O K K . though Ethelinda was unconscious of stomach and liver trouble, physicians j Springs the same day. it was the cri.ia, the turning point ! , , , n,)( he, h(>r Hc thought For further information apply to of all her days. The river that ran | ' Or anything else you by the town had the habit of over- ; tried Dr. King's New Life Pslls nod L iiwin H tone , Manager, may want at very flowing its banks in the spring fresh- 'she got relief at once and was finally T hus . C ockrri . i ,, Agent, eta, leaving behind in getting back|CUred. Only 25c, at all druggWts. low prices. The Stayton Mail OREGON S hort L ine « ho union P a c if ic General Auctioneer Merchant - Tailor Real Estate W a g o n and P a in t S h o p 2 W. E. THOMAS List Your Property Now. 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