g fécond Cousin parati ar rue ■SI ~ÂNne jiD B t. a i mob or " u rrii jure Binar.” ere . ere. st ib st k b . ” CH A PTER XU. T h e reputed w ealth of Simon C ulw ick of S*Hlce H ill, W orcester. his pom lion in th e county or his opinion of him self, did not exercise any re stra in t upon th e pecu liarities of th e young w om an who confronted him ; w ho leaned across th e ta ­ ble, and uncerem oniously sn atched from his hands th e paiutinR th a t she had plac­ ed between them . T h ere w as no resp ect fo r persona in the m ind of L ucy Jenn in g s, especially w hen her blood w as up. " W h a t do you m ean by nothing of th e so rt? ” she exclaim ed, and at th e om inous flashing of her eyes Sim on C ulw ick'» low ­ e r jaw dropped; "h a v e u ’t you come in all hum ility, and kindness, and C h ristian ch a rity to th is house'/” “C ertainly not,” said Mr. C ulw ick, m aking a stand fo r it. “ Sit down, please, w hile I ta lk to you.” aaid Lucy very feverishly, and a t th e young w om an’s excitem ent M r. Culw ick glared in m ute am azem ent. " H a v e you ever thought w h at is to become of you, old man, when you are closer to th e g rav e th a n you are now ? W hen you are dying, and all your pride and w ealth are not w orth th a t,” she continued, w ith a quick snap of her fingers so close to his face th a t he winced and drew back his head w ith alacrity . “ You— you w retched w om an!” cried Mr. C ulw ick, finding b rea th to reply, and clutching th e arm s of th e ch a ir w ith both hands, and shaking them in his rage, *'how d are you speak to m e? Do you know th a t— th a t 1 have nev er been ta lk ­ ed to in th is w ay in my life— th a t th is Is an u n w a rra n ta b le liberty from one in yonr position?” “ I don’t care fo r yonr position,” cried L ncy Je n n in g s; “ I w ouldn’t change my position for yours fo r tw ice your money — fo r fifty tim es ail th a t you have h o ard ­ ed together, and hardened your soul w ith. W h a t are you but a selfish old sinner, w ho broke his w ife’s h ea rt, and tu rn ed an only son out of doors, and who m ust sta n d before liis G od— aye. sooner th a n he thinks, p erh ap s,” she added, w ith an angry bang ui>on th e ta b le th a t shook th e w hole house, and took M r. Jen n in g s d o w n stairs w ith a headlong plunge, u n ­ d e r th e im pression th a t his stock had ex ­ ploded— "to an sw er fo r both crim es?” "L ook here,” shouted Sim on C ulw ick, **I have had enough of th is.” "Y ou will h ea r me o u t,” said L acy , backing again st th e door w ith her ch air, as he rose from his s e a t; “ you have com e of your own free w ill to th is house, w here no one is likely to be a fra id of you. You are here boasting of yonr w an t of affec­ tion, bragging of th e possibility of w ound­ ing one afresh w hose life you hav e al­ read y darkened, and I will tell you w h at is to become o f you h e re a fte r." "Y ou a re a fan a tic. Y ou’re rav in g m ad,” said Simon C ulw ick, dropping into his se a t again. “ I have no m ore to sa y ,” she exclaim ­ ed. “ Now think of it, and do your d u ty , as I have done mine, before it is too la te.” T h ere w as a slam m ing of th e door, and he opened his eyes to find th a t his to r ­ m entor had gone. H e rose a t once, and took his hat. * " W h a t a horrible c re a tu re ,” he m u t­ te re d : “ I will not stop an o th e r m om ent.” H e w as h a lf w ay to w ard th e door when th e p icture a ttra c te d his atten tio n again, and he stopped. I t w as his ruling p as­ sion; success in business, p resent pow er, fu tu re happiness, w ere not upon his mind now in any g rea t degree. H e w ent back to th e p icture, and k n it­ te d his brow s a t it, as a m an m ig h t do in te n tly puzzled w ith a problem of m ore th a n o rdinary difficulty; he took it to th e w indow ; he placed it on th e table, and hid him self in th e c u rta in folds, behind th e light to gaze a t it; he p u t his h a t on th e floor, and sa t dow n w ith th e p ic tu re in fro n t of him, and began rubbin g it ca refu lly w ith th e palm of his h an d ; finally be th r u s t his hands into his pock­ ets, and sta re d a t it, fo rg e tfu l of tim e and place, and of th e m ain o b ject of his visit. H e w as a m an possessed of one Idea. T h ere w ere feet ascending th e sta irs now . lightly and springily. T h ere w as a voice he should have recollected as be­ longing to old days. I t w as only w hen th e handle turned sh arp ly , and th e door opened, th a t he aw oke to th e conscious- neas of w here he w as, and w h a t figure had come into th e room from th e w orld th a t w as so different to his own. " F a th e r ,” said K euben C qlw ick, as he advanced tow ard hint. “ You have come to see me, and I am g lad .” “You hav en ’t m uch to be glad ab o u t ■t p resen t,” replied the fa th e r; “ I w as I d th e neighborhood, and I th o u g h t th a t I would call and see w here you w ere lodg­ ing, and w h at you w ere doing. I h av e n ’t com e from W o rcester expressly to te e you. tf “ I t does not m a tte r; p ray don’t apolo­ gize,’’ said R euben lightly, as he took his spat a t th e desk, opened it, and g lan c­ ed carelessly a t th e le tte rs and p ap ers w hich had arrived. “ I have been th in k in g a g re a t deal • b o u t you lately ; you have bothered m e.” “ Indeed!” "Y ou cam e to Sedge H ill— you w ere th e first to w rite to me— th e first to m ak e advances. And although calling on m e only proved th a t you w ere as o b stin ate as ev er—th a t we should never get on,” he continued— "still I accepted it as an apology. And it stru ck m e th a t th e ro w as some am ount of reapect fo r m e in y o n r h ea rt, possibly some re g re t fo r all th a t h as parted us.” "W e ll? ” "Y ou rem em ber w h at we q u arreled ab o u t ?” " P e rfe c tly .” “ I w anted f e e to m arry MJag H ol- " T h a t Is th e girl w hom you saw at my house la st May.” "Y ea.” “T h e n ,” he said, a f te r a stra n g e fig h t­ ing w ith his b rea th , “ m a rry her now, titnl I'll fo rg et ev e ry th in g .” R euben w as p repared fo r m any stran g e reasons for his fa th e r's p resence In H o p e stre e t, b u t th is one took hint com pletely off his g u ard . H e sa t back and g lared a t his fa th e r. "Y ou don’t an sw er m e,” aaid Sim on C ulw ick, in his old sullen an d aggrieved tone of voice. “ I m ust decline to m a rry th e lad y .” "Y o u — you fool!” b lu rted fo rth th e fa th e r. Sim on C ulw ick rose, b u tto n e d up his coat, and set his h a t firm ly ou his head. "G ood m orning to you.” "O n e m om ent. Is M iss H olland aw a re of y o u r p ro position?” “C e rtain ly n o t.” “ I am very glad of it.” “ I don’t see an y th in g to be glad o f," said M r. C ulw ick, as he w alked tow m l th e door, w here he paused, and looked a t th e pictu re. " I had fo rg o tten th a t,” lie m u ttered , as he retu rn ed to th e tab le, and w here R euben w as sta n d in g th e in sta n t a fte rw a rd w ith th e p ic tu re in his hand. “ You will p ardon me, b u t M r. Je u - nings will n ot sell th is p o r tra it.” “ H e h as alre ad y —— " “ M r. Je n n in g s will not sell it. I assu re y o u ." said R euben, w ith g rea t u rb an ity of m an n er, as he bowed once m ore to his fa th e r, w ith th e p ictu re pressed to liis b rea st. M r. C ulw ick, senior, descended th e sta ira w ith ex tre m e care, and passed th ro u g h th e p arlo r and shop w ith o u t be­ stow ing any fu rth e r atte n tio n upon Mr. Je n n in g s or S u rah E astb ell. S tan d in g a t th e shop door w as L ncy Jen n in g s. She stood aside and as she passed her, she said in a low tone: “T r y to rem em ber how close you m ay be to y o u r grave, b efo re you leave th is bouse as w icked a m an as you entered it.” H e g lared a t her d efian tly ; his fingers even closed upon th e stick, as if th e luea of strik in g h e r w ith it h ad suggested itself, th en he stopped and p u t his face close to hers, eagerly an d confidentially. “ A ten-pound note fo r th a t p ictu re, and I'll ta k e it aw ay w ith m e.” “ You will ta k e noth in g aw a y w ith you b u t o u r co n tem p t," said L ucy, ban g in g th e door behind him , an d sh u ttin g him o ut in th e fro n t garden, dow n w hich he proceeded slowly. H e tu rn e d in th e d irection of th e C a m ­ berw ell N ew R oad, b ut altered his m ind, and passin g th e house again, looking r.p a t th e w indow of th e first floor, and oven h esitated , as if th e idea of re-en terin g had stru ck him ; th en he w en t on to W a l­ w o rth R oad, w here he lo st him self. H e gave up asking th e w ay to London U ridge a f te r a while, and looked on In a p u rp o se­ less fash io n th a t w as new to him , until he found him self sta n d in g by a lam p- post in a crow ded th o ro u g h fa re, th in k in g of b is son, and th en of hiB dead wife— w hich w as very stra n g e Indeed— and then of M ary H o llan d , dow n in W o rc este r­ shire H e step p ed into th e road and m ade fo r th e opposite aide o f th e w ay. T h e re w ere w agons and om nibuses and c i r t s com ing in all directions, and th e ir d riv ­ ers shouted a t him , and foot p assen g ers scream ed w ildly a t th e d an g e r w hich he had n ot seen for him self. H is giddiness o v erm astered him, and he fell am id clat- teriug, stum bling iron hoofs, and w h irl­ ing, grinding w heels, and it w as beyond m a n 's help to save him. “T h av e lo st one w ho w as k in d e r to ms th a n to any living soul. I sh all be r.o ric h e r fo r hie d e a th . I n ev er expected an y th in g . It w as on th e eonditton th a t 1 should nev er touch a h alfp en n y of Id* money th a t 1 becam e th e k eep er of his house, th e w atc h er of his lonely life. Ill* f a th e r an d m ine had been g rea t friends, b u t th ey had q u arrele d at lust, as every­ body q u arreled w ith tld s m alt.” "Y ou m ust m ean my b ro th er S im on?" "Y ea," w as th e reply. " i s he reully d e a d ? ” she asked in a w h is|ter. "Y e s; he w aa run o ver In th e itro e ta, and he died in tho hospital n ex t d ay ." “ P o o r Sim on; I faneled th a t I should o u tliv e him , old aa i w as, though I d id n 't th in k he would go off in a h u rry like this. I h av e been w aitin g y ea rs for him , ntnk ing su re th a t he would come h ere some day, and say, ‘S ister, I'm sorry th a t ws e v e r had nuy word*, and th e re 'a an end to it; ' and inatead o f thia, th e re 'a an end of him ! W ell, he w aa a good m an, w it| a will o f his ow n, like th e rest o f the fam ily ." M rs. E astb ell had certain ly received bad new s w ith com posure, as ago will do very o ften , b u t still M ary H o llan d wua asto n ish ed a t h er equanim ity. "Y ou are n ot shocked?” she asked w onderingly. “ 1 am too n e a r th e end m yself, child, to be su rp rised nt Sim on's sta rtin g lie- fo re me— th e rig h t w ay, too, fo r he w as an honest, stra ig h tfo rw a rd fellow, w asn 't b e? And R euben coiuee back to hi* rig h ts a t laat, and all's well.” "AH Is not w ell w ith R euben C ulw ick, so f a r as his rig h ts a re concerned. Hi* f a th e r h as c u t him o ut of his will, aa lie aaid th a t he w ould." M ary explained still fu rth e r, “ aud as I knew th a t he w ould.” “T h en w ho h a s got th e m oney?” T h e young w o m an 's hn*1 touched the d ry an d w ith ered one lying close to her own. “ You hnve,” said M ary H o llan d , after a m om ent’s silence. " W h a t’s th a t you sa y ? — w h o 's got the m oney?— m e?” she scream ed fo rth . "Y es. yon are th e h eiress," said M ary H olland, so m ew h at satirically . “ H o w m uch m oney la th e re ? ” she ask ­ ed, so keenly th a t M ary alm ost fancied th a t th e old w om an w as peering a t her from u n d er h er sealed lids. “ M ore th a n you will know w h a t to do w ith .” “ N ot m ore th a n I can tnko c a re of," she added, w ith one o f h er low chuckle* of sa tisfac tio n . “ F o r y ourself, and fo r those w ho come a f te r you,” aaid M nry, in a low, th o u g h t­ fu l tone. “ Y ea; b u t I m u st enjoy m yself first. 1 h a v e n 't had m uch p leasu re in nty life, stu ck h ere like a G uy F ox, goodness know s!” “ W h a t do yon th in k of doing?” naked M ary H olland. “ I sh all ta k e possession to -n ig h t,” said th e old la d y ; “ I m ust get to Sedge H ill; I •h all be able to w elcom e my g ran d d a u g h ­ te r to h er new hom e then. I am atrong enough. If som ebody w ill only d ress ire , and send fo r a conveyance. W hy should I sto p ? H a v e n ’t I had enough of this prison and th ia p o v erty ? I c a n 't live h ere any longer.” M ary H olland th o u g h t It would have been w iser to h av e b ro u g h t h er new s at an e a rlie r h o u r th en . She endeavored to p ersu ad e M rs. E a stb e ll to rest till the n ex t day, b u t th e old lady w as o b sti­ n a te an d n o t to b e tu rn ed from h er In­ tentions. M ary H olland g av e hor tea, b u t a l­ though ahe w ent fro m th e room, she did not proceed In se arch of a conveyance to Sedge H ill, b ut e n tru sted th a t com m is­ sion to th e old lady n ex t door. S he w on­ dered if th e old w o m an ’s stre n g th would la st to Hedge H ill, or If th e reaction would come and leave h er p ro stra te . She w as not p rep ared fo r th is sudden a w a k ­ ening to a new life; it bew ildered her, shrew d little w om an though sh e w as in m any things. She hail w ished to byeak th e new s to M rs. E astb ell, and th e ta sk had been in tru ste d to her accordingly, but had it been done w isely, and w as this a w ise step , on th e p a r t of M rs. E astb ell, to leave S t. O sw ald 's in u n g rate fu l h a ste ? “ W h a t a tim e th e cab ia!" said S arah E astb ell suddenly. “ In your h a p p ie r s ta te a p a r t from th is life, you will n ot fo rg e t th e m an whose place you ta k e, w hose hom e is yours, w hose fa th e r set him aside w ith o u t fair cau se,” urged M nry. “T h is isn 't a tim e to w orry m e about him . I have no f a u lt to find w ith R eu­ ben— h e's an excellent young m an — b u t th a t'a no reason w hy I should ta lk of him to -n ig h t.” “ H e !a poor.” “ I d a re say he Is,” w as th e reply, “hut I m ust think of m y ow n fam ily first. I ca n ’t be bothered w ith nephew s ju st now .” M rs. M uggeridge’a head peered round th e door. “T h e cab 's com e,” she sa id ; “do jo ii th in k you can w alk to th e o u te r gate, M rs. E astb ell V “ I could w alk a mile. T h p re'a a teap o t o f m ine on th e hob, and it d ra w s b ea u ti­ fully. T a k e it, te a and all, and don’t fo rg et me. Good-by. H ow very glad I am to get aw ay from here! T h ia w ay ?” “Yea, th is w ay ," said M nry. “T h e n ig h t's cold, and though I am not used to n ig h t air, I can go th ro u g h it to my new house and my new life aa b risk ­ ly as yon can. W h a t a ch an g e fo r me and S ally !” “ A nd fo r m ore th a n you tw o ,” added M ary H olland. (To be continued.) , C H A P T E R X III. M rs. E astb ell w aited very p atien tly fo r th e re tu rn of h er g ra n d d a u g h te r to th e alm shouses. She w as r e r y h ap p y in iier neat, she said. S a ra h w ro te h er le tte rs; Misa H o llan d read them to h er; ev e ry ­ body w as kind, and h e r g ra n d d a u g h te r w ould soon be hom e again. W h a t waa th e re to d istu rb her old bead in any w ay ? She w as well In h ealth , too, and w onder­ fully strong. S uddenly th e visits o f M ary H o llan d a b ru p tly ceased, although a m essage w as sent to th e old lady th a t M rs. Mugg->r- idge’s niece had been teleg rap h ed fo r to Ixrndon, and would re tu rn in a few days. T h e niece would ta k e th a t o p p o rtu n ity of calling upon S a ra h E astb ell, and b ring back to W o rcester all th e new s— possi­ bly M iss E astb ell h erself, if she w as stro n g enough to leave. H ow long M ary H olland w as aw ay M rs. E astb ell did not know , one day being very much like an o th er, and tim e passed aw ay sm oothly and easily w ith th is com placent specim en o f age, and then, one afternoon, when th e k ettle v.as singing on th e h an d fu l of fire w hich M rs. M uggeridge had m ade, M ary H olland cam e softly into th e room, and stood by th e bedside of th e w om an. “ I have re tu rn e d ,” she sa id ; and th e eyelashes of th e listen er quivered a t th e voice. “ T h an k you, ch ild ," w as th e answ er, as tho th in yellow hand cre p t from be­ n e a th th e sh eets to welcom e her. “ H av e you b ro u g h t H arsh w ith you?” "S h e will be in W o rc este r to-m orrow .” “ Now th a t’s good h ea rin g ! Is th a t all you h av e to tell m e?” W as O n e a t H o m e . “ O h, no— I h av e b ro u g h t a g re a t deal " M a r la ," sa id th e m a n w h o w a a al- of new s w ith me— good and bad. I am a fra id th a t yon m u st h av e them both to ­ w a y s c o m p la in in g a b o u t h is m eals, ate., geth er, fo r th ey b oth affect yon, M rs. “ w h e n I w a s h u n tin g u p In M ain e th e E a stb e ll.” p a p e r s h a d a n a c c o u n t o f m o b ein g “ Go on, g irl; let us h av e them in th e m is ta k e n fo r a b e a r .” lum p, then. B u t," she added, quickly, “ is " I d o n ’t u n d e r s ta n d It,” re p lie d tho it an y th in g to do w ith S a r a h ? ” m eek little w o m a n . “ I t concerns yourself m ost of all. Can “ D o n ’t u n d e r s ta n d w h a t? ” yon feel w h at trim m in g la on my sleeve?” “ W h y th e y s h o u ld h a v e c a lle d It a “ Y es,” said M rs. E astb ell. “crap e! Yon m is ta k e .” h M P l a s t s o m e on# T” Amrs We know whit all pood doc­ tors think of Ayer s Cherry Pectoral. Ask yourown doc­ tor ind And out. He will tell D u d e — T h e y aa y d g a r e t t e a w ill tu r n th o ak in y ello w . Mra. lT Im — T h a t'a ao. E v e ry tim e I c a tc h m y boy s m o k ­ in g ho g e ts ta n n e d .— M all a n d E x ­ p ress. C h e rr y P e c to ra l you how it quiets the tickling " D o y o u th in k you co u ld e v e r n u irrv throat, heal9 the InHamed fo r m o n e y ? " "N o. R u t I'm s u r e l lu n g s, and c o n tro ls the co u ld aoon le a rn to lo r e a g irl w h o h ad hardest of coughs. a m illio n o r tw o ." — C h ic a g o R e c o rd - M A y t r ' i C h a r ry l>< to r a l It w a ll k a o w n In H e ra ld . o u r f a in tly . W o I h ln k l l 1« th o b ea t m o d lc lu « In th o w o r ld fo r r o u tfh t a m i ru M t." S p o rts m a n — A ny good h u n tin g in K a n o P hi ■ 1‘a U lu n j a . C ol. th is iw r t o f th e c o u n try ? N a tiv e — J . O. A r a n a t , tt* » .,8 # a ..|l 00. how l I, * M a n L o ts o f It. S p o rts m a n — W h itt k in d o f for g am « . N a tiv e — No g a m e a t all. J u s t b u n tin g .— I llu s tr a te d B its. W illie — M a m m a , I to ld A u n t H ele n she g re w h o m e lie r e v e ry d ay . M rs. O n e of A / e r 'a P illa a t b e d tim e twill H llm son— You d id n 't tell h e r 1 sa id ao, h a s t e n re c o v e r y . O e n tly la x a tiv e * did y o u ? 'T h a d to, o r sh e w o u ld h av o w h ip p e d m e.” — B ro o k ly n L ife. T h is I s A w fu l. “ W hy do you a lw sy s w rits In yonr " W h a t a r e th e y g o in g to d o w h en th e y g e t th ro u g h te a r in g u p tlie sh irt sleeves ?” asked the free lunch edi­ s tr e e ts ? " “ Isty ’em d o w n n g n tn , of tor. “ B ecause," answ ered th e Joke c a rp e n ­ c o u rse ! H o w else w o u ld sn y lx a ly lie ter. " t h a t’s w here my funny bone le lo­ a b le to te a r ’em u p Utter ou, silly ? ” — c a te d .” B a ltim o re N ew s. P e r m a n e n t ly t a ra n . f V o B u o r dotto R e e d e r— S c o tt sa id a c le v e r th in g to ­ a fte r flr a td o y 'a u a e n f H r .K lI n e 'a U r o o l N o torrr. for P ro«» i ' l t r ia l b o ttla a n d Ifta U O k d a y ; s a id th a t lu c k Is a good b it lik e D r. k . U . K Mend lin e , Udf.-Ut.* Art-h HI . P h ila d e lp h ie » P * . lig h tn in g , fo r It seld o m s tr ik e s tw ic e In th e sa m e place. H c e d e r— Yes, a n d M o tio n O ir rr u ln d . a s a r u le n e ith e r o f th e m nectia to .— " I a a y ," sa id th e c a p ta in o f b a c h e ­ 1’e n n a y lv a n la P u n c h B ow l. lo rs' h all In tb e bo u rilin g school, " l e t’s U a n n lg a n S b u re , th e r e sc a le s Is no be sw ell a n d call o u r d o rm ito ry tb a good a t a ll f u r me. T h e y o n ly w eig h I-a tln q u n r tc r .” "N o! No!” sh rie k e d tb e r e s t o f th e th e b e f t o f tw o h u n d re d p o u n d s, n n ' O o’m n e a r to tw o h u m ire d a n d fifty . cro w d . “ B e c a u se ,” v e n tu re d on e o f th e p ro ­ F la n u lg a d — W ell, m a n aliv e, c a n 't yo g it on tb lu i tw ic e ? — P h ila d e lp h ia te s tin g m ob, " a ll tb e o th e r fellow * w ill b e co in in g h e re tr y in g to b o rro w tb e P re s s . q u a r te r ." P la y g o e r— I su p p o se th e le a d in g A n d ao It w a a tb u a t h a t th e d o rm i­ la d y Is v e ry h a p p y a f t e r g e ttiu g all to ry w e u t u am e lc a a .— B a ltim o re A m e r­ th o s e b o u q u e ts. U s h e r—O h, no. S h e le s n. o n ly g o t five. P la y g o e r— G ra c io u s! F o r coughs an d colds th e re ia n o b etter I s n 't t h a t e n o u g h ? U sh e r— N o; sh e edicine th e n P tso 's C ure fo r C o n su lti? p a id fo r six . I b eliev e .— P h lls d e lp h D m lion. F rie s '¿1 «-enta. P re ss. 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M laaourl m is ta k a b ly P a r is ia n , b u t th e r e w ere I ZM b u .,e m l N o r th I >»»o t . l l t b u . per m n n y p r e tty g o w n s th a t w e re ev i­ [ e r r e , e n d w ill p o a lt lv e iy d o e a w e ll by d e n tly m a d e ^ h n r e .— P h ila d e lp h ia y o u . T r y It, a ir , e n d b e c o n v in c e d . P re s s . A F e w ftw o r n to Y ie ld s . t a l l i r ', (eardlret Barley, 111 bo. par I . L a u n c h e d on H is L ite ra ry C a re e r.— t i l e r ' , Muaiballdir tar*. 104 ka. p r r t. “ I u n d e r s ta n d y o u r so n h a s d e c id e d to ta llir'* Big lo a r »ali, !M bn. par 1. Balter'* It* lallaialOm li. U t kt. g i r i . go In fo r lit e r a tu r e .” "Y ea, a n d h e 's Baliir'a fatatala, it* k*. » r 1. 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K dltnra and a r r iv a l, “ d o n ’t m a k e c o m p a n y o f me. C o lle g a P ro tesa m i e n d A g ricu ltu ra l le ctu rer* Praia* it w ith o u t a tin t; yield * I t tona o f rich I w a n t to b e tr e a te d J u s t ns If I w e re b e y s u d lo ta o f paalnr* braldea, par acro. o n e o f th e fa m ily .’’ “ All r ig h t,” re ­ H a li e r ' * T e o e ln t e . p lie d M r. B Ig g leao n , h e lp in g h im s e lf Ralaer'a T en a n t* p ro d u r ci n a rie! a ■ s K t, le a . f y . sto a from I nn* kernel . . ck ____ to th e te n d e r c s t p a r t o f th e s te a k , In to d a y a i y ie ld ln g fu ily r high ------- tona o f g re e n f o d d r r p e r acro, Unir. " w e ’ll t r y to m a k e y o u feel r ig h t a t Wall e r e r y w h ere, t i l t , W aat, S o u th or 11 or Ib. h o m e .’’—C h ic a g o R e c o rd -H e ra Id . Hard Coughs FITS ¡^ S A U E R S \ FARM SEED NOVELTIES C T h e s q u ir e ’s p r e tty d a u g h te r (e x a m ­ in in g th e v illa g e school)— N ow . c h il­ d r e n , c a n y o u te ll m e w h a t a m ira c le la? T h e c h ild re n look n t o n e a n o th e r, b u t re m a in e d sile n t. “ C an no o n e a n ­ s w e r th is q u e s tio n ? ” th e n ew c u r a te a s k e d , w h o w a s s ta n d in g b e h in d th e s q u ir e ’s d a u g h te r . A little g irl w aa s u d d e n ly s tr u c k w ith a b r illia n t Idea. S h e h eld u p h e r h a n d ex c ite d ly . “ W ell, N ellie?” th e s q u ir e ’s d a u g h te r nak ed , s m ilin g a p p ro v a l. “ P le a se , m iss,” th e s m a ll ch ild rep lied , b re a th le s s ly , " m o th e r s a y s ’tw ill b e a m ira c le If yon d o n ’t m a rr y th e n ew c u r a te .” — L o n d o n ' T i t B its. C ra s s e a a n d C lo v e r a . O n ly largo gro w ers o f grasse* and clovera for seed In A m a n c a .. 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