The Stayton mail. (Stayton, Marion County, Or.) 1895-current, March 04, 1904, Image 5

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    CANADIAN INDIANS.
A MARVEL OF THE MAILS.
I
rai llla ls s m That Id le r s
a t S m a ll K i| irn a r.
T ravel
I f a mull should si art from New
York nnd travel northward to Alnakn.
then down the count to f'nllforiiln nnd
InUe ship to M m i i II ii mi ^ fo llow the linea
e f travel to Hongkong, to Hlngapore.
to Clinton, to Tokyo, to Vlndlvoatok.
to Ht. Petersburg. to Vienna, to Ixm
don. to Honth Afrlen miti llnally to
Koiilh America, touching on tlie way
ut aererai l ’uritk- and south Allunile
Islands and theme I uh J i to Ida starting
point, lie could travel n dlatiuicc sever
It.ick*d up by «vrr ■ third of • century ul times greater tinnì tlie circumference
of rrmsrksbir mid uniform cure*, ■ record
such s* no other remedy for the discs»-« of the glolx*. I f he ordered Ills mull
nnd wr»knr**rs jx-<uli»r to women ever forwnrdcd lo lilm und left correct ud
et'ained, tlie proprietor* and ntnltrr* c l flreaaea belilml ut eiich place Ilk* letters
1>’ I’ u-rcr's Havoritr Prescription now fen
f ile warranted in offering to pay $v*< in would dutifully follow him nnd Anally
W » l money lor any ra*r of Leucorrhea, lie delivered to hint In New York a few
Female Weaknea*. I’roUpsti*. or Palling of days after his own urrlval then-.
" 'in!), which they rannot cure. All they
All tliut he would hove to pay extra
«••k I* a fair and rea»onabie trial of their
for this remarkable Joi^m-y of Ills mall
mean* of cute
Very often a married woman or voting would lie a dollur or tw o In tolls, which
irirl doe* not know who to turn to for ad. would represent the charges for for­
vice in rttcuinutancr* where »lie dislikes «a
talk with the family phv»ician shout deli* warding exacted liy some of lite conn
cale matter*. At *urh time* write to Tit. tries through which It pnased. There
k V Pierce, chief consulting |>hv*ici»n to lire In the post office department at
the Invalid*’ Hotel und Surgical Institute
of Itiiffulo. N Y., for free consultation ano Washington the envelope of u letter
which traveled In this way 100.000
advice, and the »ame will la- held a»
ctedly confidi-ntial It i* fooli»h to con«ult miles ami another which came safely
women ftu-mUnr per»on* without medical through a trip of I'Si.mio ntllea. st
training.
I>r Pierce*« I'avorite Pre*cription c'-n- Nicholas.
tain* no alcohol i* entirely vegetable and
w i* the fir»t e*clu*ively woman'« t/mic on
A Case o f K id n a p in g ,
the market—it ha* »old more largely i?
The pretty baby had fallen asleep In
the part third of a century than any other
her |M-rumbulutor In front o f her f a ­
medicine for women
All other compound* intended for womer ther"» tioUae on n fashionable Street.
only are made with alcohol, or alcohol i* r The nurse was nowhere to bw seen. A
large component—this alcohol injure* the
nerve*. The little red corpuaclea of tint shabbily dressed man. clad In black,
blood are ahrtinken by alcohol All *uch looked at all the windows and saw that
Compound*, therefore, do harm.
the blinds were drawn. It was the
Dr, Pierce‘a Pleasant pellet* invigorate afternoon hour, when wealthy New
the stomach, livrr and bowel* Uae them
with the “ Havoritr Prescription" when » York Ilk«-» to drive In the park.
“ A h!“ he exclaimed us he crept
t i!
tequirrd One ia a laxative, two, •
tuild cathartic.
stealthily toward the sleeping child.
" I f I «-an only catcb her before she
wakes- «o pretty, so peaceful! ! know
her father will be only too glad to pay
my price!”
In two seconds he stood before the
baby carriage, drew a black box from
la-nentb his coat and snap|K‘d a rubber
bulb directly In the baby's face. Then
he put the black box beneath his coat
uml walked away with a smile of su­
preme satlsfuction.
2*25 Keeler 8 t„
(-flic ano, i u ., Ocl., 2. 1902.
"Gee!'' he exclaimed. "Such luck!
I>uddy will pay 93 for a dozen o f those
I »ulfered with falling *ia«l con­
gestion of the womb, with severe
photogruphs; sure thing!**—New York
pitin* through the groin*. I suf­
Times.
¡Dragging Pains]
fered terribly at the time of men­
struation. bail blinding headache*
and rushing of blood to the brain.
W hat to try 1 knew not, for it
■«enied that I had tried all and
failed, hut I ha<l never tried Wine
of Hardui. that blessed remedy for
sick women. I found it pleasant
to take and soon knew that I had
the right medicine.
New blood
seemed to course through my vein*
and after using eleven bottles l
was a well woman.
Mr*. Rush ia now in perfect
health because she took W ine of
Cardui for menstrual disorder*,
bearing down pains and blinding
headaches when all other remedies
failed to bring her relief. Any
sufferer may secure health by tak­
ing W ine of Cardui in her home.
The first Ixjttle convince* the pa­
tient she is on the road to health.
For advice in cases requiring
special directions, address, giving
symptoms. “ The Ladies' Advisory
Department," The Chattanooga
Medicine Co., Chattanooga, Tenu.
WINE CftRDUl
Sunset
Magazine
Fu ll nl Fascin atin g Feature* of the
W on d erfu l W est. B eau tifu lly
Illu strated .
O liv e r
T lie
A Free Hample C opy to all
requesting.
AGENTS WANTED.
8 U N 8 K T wants u subscription
represen tative in every c ity and
town.
T o those w ho w ill give all
or a portion of th eir tim e it offers
a ttra ctive work and pays exceed­
in g ly liberal com m ission*.
puj vtin to in vestigate.
It w ill
A postal
cHrd w ill bring particulars. W rite
at once so iih to la* the first in
you r field.
Sunset Magazine,
4 Montgomery at.,San Francisco
AN ILLUSTRATED MAGA­
ZINE for ALL the FAMILY.
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l.en d
P en c il.
The n.iine lead pencil Is a misnomer
made correct by custom. The so called
leads ql a pencil are In reality a mix­
ture o f graphite nnd clay. Graphite la
n wortl derived from the Greek, mean­
ing ” tn write.” It Is a native mineral
carbon o f black color and brilliant me­
tallic I j*.ter. To the touch It feels :
smooth, somewhat like soapstone, nnd
It breaks In a very Auky manner under !
a very ;ight blow. It la so soft It will
leave a trace on paper. It la sometlniea
called plumbago nnd hna still another
nnmo - Mack lead — from which, of
conrae, we get the name lend pencil.
Graphite la found In the oldest rock
formations, nnd deposits are to he
found in various parts of the world,
the nuixt famous being those at Altai,
In Siberia, and at Tlcomlerogu. N. Y.,
In tbl.i country.
The
$1.00 Per Year -10 cents a Copy
C ro m w e ll.
Newbnrg priory claluis the distinc­
tion o f sheltering the remains o f Oliver
Cromwell. After the protector's death
on his lucky day. Sept. 3. bis body was
embalmed and. after lying In state for
some time, was Interred with regnl
pomp In Westminster abbey. After
the resiomtiou Ills laxly, along with
those o f In-ton and Hrndshaw. was ex­
humed and bunged on the gibbet at
Tyburn. The heads, so the story goes,
were struck off and placed on the top
o f Westminster ball, while the bodies
were 1 1 rled Ix-neatb the gallows. On
the othir liund. It Is said that another
Ixidy wt.s substituted for that o f Crom­
well an« that the protector was burled
secretly on the Hanihledon hills. At
all even-s. at the top o f Newbnrg pri­
ory then- Is a narrow room, one end of
which *» occupied by a mnss of stone­
work h«;ilt Into tlie wall. Here. It Is
said, rhi- remains o f Oliver Cromwell
rest.
P ostm an *«
Knock.
The British iiostnl service may be
slower than tbe American, but it has
Its humors. The story Is told that In
one o f the remotest districts of Oxford
shlrv--which contains some Innccessl- i
ble and primitive village*—there has
long been a subp-.atmaster with n
wooden leg. In performing Ills delivery
o f letters he drove n donkey cart. But
he f mud It difficult to get up and down.
Ho It hna boon his custom to take with
him ii tin bucket full o f large stones.
These he hurled one by one with steady
aim nr the doors o f his neighbors as
occasion demanded.
That was the
postman's knock.
A
Fair
question.
A hypochondriac who visited Sir
Conan Doyle In the days when he was
a pmetlclng physician complained of
“ a very bad side.” He told his story In
grent detail, says the London Chronicle.
lie put his hand above Ilia waist line
and stud:
“ I get n shnrp pain here, doctor,
whenever I touch my head.”
“ Why on earth, then, do you touch
your head?” l>r. Doyle asked mildly,
but d ry ly .____
. . -
Am
O ld T r a d e r G i v e s R t l d - n r *
T h e ir I m a r t i n s llo u rs lr.
LET THE YAWN COME.
I*
Hays a man who has hail some twen­
ty years o f experience In trading with
Canadian Indiana. **In all my wood*
life I have never known but om* Indian
llur.” A cache, or provision station. Is
left unattended with perfect safety,
for on tlie entirety of Its stock may de-
|M-nd the life of many a man.
lie who leaves provisions must And
them on Ills return, for he may reach
them starving, uml the length of bis
out Journey may depend on his certain­
ty o f relief at till* point on Ids In Jour­
ney. Ho men pusslrig touch not Ids
hoard, for some day they may he In the
same case,
“ One come* unexpectedly upon n
birch hanging from a tree limb.** say*
the old trader, "or a whole bunch of
siiowslioc* depending beneath the fan*
of a spruce or a tangle of steel trap*
thrust Into the crevice of a tree root or
a supply of |K>rk am) flour swathed
like uh Egypt lun mummy lying In state
on a high bier. These things we have
passed ns reverently ns symbols of a
people’s trust In Its kind.
"The same sort o f honesty bolds In
regard to smaller things. I have never
hesitated to leave In my camp firearms.
Ashing rods, utensils valuable from a
woods point of view, even a watch or
money. Not only have I never lost any
thing In thut manlier, hut once mi In­
dian lu<l followed me some miles after
the morning's start to restore to me
half a dozen trout Ale* I bad acciden­
tally left behind.”
Origin
of
s
Holiday.
DANGER IN SODA SIPHONS.
A (< »* 4 O s * Is s S p l e n d i d T h i s « F o r
the W h o l e H o d f .
T h e y M mr K i p l o d s s a d C s s » l a l u r r
1 « T h o s e W h o M a r He N e a r .
A good. wide, open mouthed yawn Is
a sph-ndld thing for the whole laxly. A
yawn la nature's demand for rest.
Home people think they only yawn tie
cause they are sleepy. Hut this Is not
ao. You yawn because you are tired.
You may tie sleepy also, but that Is not
the real cause of your yawning. You
are sleepy because you are tired, and
you yawn because you are tired.
Whenever you feel like yawning Just
yawn. Don't try to suppress It lie-
cause you tbink It ia liupolitc’ to yawn.
I ’ut your hand over your moutb If you
want to. but let the yawn come. And
If you are where you can stretch at the
same time that you yawn Just stretch
and yawn. This is nature’s way of
stretching nnd relaxing the musclea.
Don’t be afraid to opeu your moutb
wide and yawn and stretch whenever
you feel like It. Indeed. If you are
very tired, but do not feel like yawn­
ing. there Is nothing that will rest you
so quickly as to alt on a straight back
chair and. lifting your feet from the
floor. push them out In front of you as
far as possible, stretch the arms, put
the head back, open the moutb wide
and make yourself yawn.
Those tense nerves will relax, the
contracted musclea wlU stretch and the
whole body will be rested. Do this two
or three times when you are tired, and
see wbat It will do for you.
Do you know that the siphon bottls
ordinarily used for vlchy, soda wuter
and other effervescent drinks la usually
charged with a pressure of from 120 to
100 pounds to tbe square Inch? The
danger likely to result from nn explo­
sion of one o f these little household ar­
ticles Is by no means Inconsiderable,
ami yet the average person handles »
siphon as though It were the most
burmless thing in tbe world.
There are two or three things to re­
member in handling siphons: Never
keep your siphons near the range, for
the unusual heat is more likely than
anything else to cause an explosion.
Don't subject the bottle to any sudden
eliunge of temperature whatever. For
Instance, If you keep your siphons In
the Ice liox—and that I* tbe best and
suicst place for them—don’t grasp the
glass part of the bottle with your warm
hand, for the sudden change of temper­
ature Is apt to cause an explosion. The
best way to carry a siphon at all time*
is by the metal top at the bead of the
bottle. It Is needless to say the great­
est care should be taken not to drop a
siphon, for an explosion is tbe inev­
itable result. When empty, tbe siphon
Is, of course, quite harmless.
That these bottles are considered a
gTeat source o f danger Is evidenced by
the fact that the courts Inevitably hold
the bottlers strictly liable for all dam­
ages resulting from the explosion of
one of them if even the slightest defect
In the manufacture of the bottle can
be shown.—Washington Time*.
O rig in
of
th e
lliiw rr y .
Even many native New Yorkers do
not know bow the Bowery came by its
name, according to the Pittsburg Dis­
patch. which thus proceeds to tbelr en­
lightenment: No less a person than the
famous old one legged Governor Peter
Htuyvesant was responsible for It.
When the city o f New Amsterdam
sprang Into existence many farmers
from Holland came over to seek their
fortune In the new world, among them
old Peter. They settled outside the
town and proceeded to develop the
land by clearing away tbe woods »nd
planting It with grain, fruit trees and
ornamental shrubs they had brought
with them. Peter Htuyvesant called
his residence and grounds tbe Bon-
werie, and the lane connecting It with
New Amsterdam became known as
Bouwerle lane, the aettlement Itself
taking the name o f Bouwerte village.
Htuyvesant'a farm extended from the
Junction o f what is now Third and
Fourth avenues to Seventeenth street
and eastward to Second avenue, where
at the corner o f Tenth street his home
was located.
The second week In August. If not
one of grent historical Importam-e in
F e a r e d a S ep a ra tio n .
old Amsterdam. Is certainly one of
Her father hud read her the parable
mnrtyrdou for tbe nervous and m-usl-
of the sheep and the goats ut the day
live. An ancient custom prevails ac­
of Judgment. Hhe made no comment,
cording to which the Juveniles of the
but that night a sound o f weeping
town are allowed to beat tbelr drums
came from her room. Her mother went
for several hours during a whole w*-ek
a* consoler.
while paradlug the exchange.
Tbe
1 Why are you crying, dea-*?”
story g<x-s that about 200 years ago a
“ About the goats. Ob. I'ra so afraid
plot was formed to blow up tbe ex­
I ’m a g o a t”
change. but a small boy. huppcnlng to
“ Why. no. dearie. Yon are a sweet
let Ills ball roil under the vaulted foun­
little lamb, and if you should die to-
dation o f tlie building, discovered the
u’ght you wou:d go straight to heaven.”
barrels of powder which were to do the
With this and like assurance she was
wrecking. Ho It was decided to reward
finally pacified.
the lad. nnd. on his being asked what
1 he next night tbe same performance
he would like, the urchlu said that he
was repeated, and again her mother
wished to be allowed to play at sol
Inquired tbe reason.
dlers with Ids companions round tbe
“ ft's the goats. I'm afraid about the
building, all being armed with drums,
goats.”
and to make as much noise ns they
“ Didn't I tel) you. dear, that you
liked during several hours of the day j
w e t« a little lamb?”
for one week every year. This custom
“ •)h.” she sobbed. “ I ’m not crying
Is kept up. and. us all munner of In­
atxiut myseif, but I'm 'fvaid you may
struments are called upon to represent
be a goat!” --Brooklyn Life.
a drum, tin kettle* and saucepan lids
L a s s ti an d G rom F a t.
not excepted, the din Is something to be
“ Laugh and grow fat” ia an old say­
She G uessed K la h t.
remembered.
ing. and there la more than a little
“ Did the spiritualistic medium tell
truth In It. asserts a doctor. “ The con­
K rilu n d a n t,
vulsive movements which we call you anything that was true?” asked
Joseph was au excellent cook, but be laughter exert a very real effect upon the willing believer eagerly.
“ Oh. yes.” replied the hard beaded in­
was not what might be called an ac­ the bodily framework. They cause the
complished literary man. At the same arteries to dilate, so that they carry dividual.
“ And that was“ —
time he conceived the idea that a cook more blood tp the tissues o f the body
“ That 1 spent my money foolishly,
ery book from his pen would All a long and the heart to beat more rapidly, so
felt w ant He set to work; but. feel­ that tbe flow o f tbe blood through the which was right. You see. I had paid
ing that perhaps he had made some vessels is hastened. In other words, to hear her tell me that.” —Cincinnati
mistakes In composition, he submitted laughter promotes the very best condi- I Times-Star.
the work to a prominent literary critic, tions for an increase o f tbe vital
who promised to go through tbe work processes: the tissues take up more I ' r o d l K u U t y o f L i f e I n A n c i e n t E s r y p t .
The reckless prodigality with which
und correct It where necessary.
nutritive material and the waste prod­
A fter n day or two he brought It bnck ucts are more promptly removed. A In ancient Egypt tbe upper classes
“ Y'es." he said; “ It's all right so far good laugh sends an increas«-d fiow of squandered away the labor and lives
ns I can see. but I rather fancy you've blood to tbe brain: this immediately o f tbe people Is perfectly startling. In
been a little superAuous in your recipe causes that Instrument o f thought to this respect, as tbe monuments yet re­
maining abundantly prove, they stand
for lemon pudding.''
work better, with the result that
alone and without a rival. W e may
“ Have I? How's that?”
gloomy forebodings are sent packing."
form some idea o f the almost Incred­
“ Well, you see. you say here. 'Then
ible waste when we hear that 2.000
sit on a hot stove nnd stir constantly.' |
W ord s and ld »*s .
Now. i really do not see how any one
Definite words are necessary for the men were occupied for three years In
Is going to sit on a hot stove without expression of definite Ideas; hence sci­ carrying a single stone from Elephan­
stirring constantly, so I think you can entific terms have to be employed. A tine to Sais. that the canal o f tbe Red
do without that sentence, don’t you term has one definite meaning which sea alone cost the lives of 120.000
know.”
does not change with tine. The rush Egyptians nnd that to build one of the
o f affairs drifts words from their orlg pyramids required the labor of 300,000
U n it» s n d Ills D is c ip le .
Inal meanings, as ships drag their an­ men for twenty years.
A young man. nn admirer of the chors In a gale, but terms sheltered
great poet, attended one of Victor Hu­ from common use hold to tbelr moor­
■ u s f.
go's receptions, became engaged In ar­ ings forever. The word “ let,” for ex- 1 In the temporary absence of the
gument nnd lost his temper. Hugo sol­ ample, has drifted In 2iX) years from beauty editor this question was hnnd-
emnly rebuked him. and he subsided meaning “ hinder” until now It means ed by mistake to the sporting editor:
Presently the guests retired. One of i “ permit.” but the term "bisect” has re­
“ How shall one get rid o f superfluous
them, however, hnd forgotten his um­ mained unaltered In significance for hairs on the upper lip?”
brella and returned to get It. Looking centuries.—Engineering Record.
“ That's easy.” he wrote In reply.
through nn open door from the vest!- j
"Push the young man away.” —Chica­
bule. he perceived the young man on
go Tribune.
C h ild ren an d P l* y .
his kne«*s liefore the poet, sobbing out
Play distinguishes the higher from
T h a t W a s A ll.
Ills npologios for his disrespect, while the lower animals, and It signifies pos­
Sir. McCorkle—This statue you speak
Victor Hugo, with almost regnl digni­ sibility of education. Fishes do not
ty. extended his hand to him nnd bade play at all. the lower mammals can o f was au equestrian one. was It?
Mrs. McCorkle—No: It was just u
him rise.
hnrdly be tnught to play, and birds are
entirely devoid of the Instlqct. But the man on horseback.—Detroit Free Preaa.
S o lid V ir tu e .
kitten and the lainb are essen< tally ]
Plot t o Re M a s t e r e d .
Youth has Its own criteria by which playing animals. The human yoyng.
to judge things which Its elders assess however, are the true players, and In ! W.—They tell me. professor, that you
by other standards. Henry had Just reality it is play that develops them In have mnstered all the modern tongue*.
Professor—All but two—my w ife’»
come Into his mother's kitchen, where to manhood.
“ Children." says Dr.
she was rolling pie crust.
Hutchinson, “ are born little amorphous and her mother's!
“ Making pies, mother?”
bundles of possibilities and are played
"Yes. dear.”
into shape.”
fit* T ro u b le .
“ Say. mother, your pies taste all
“ Have any buzzing In your ears?”
A D o u b tfu l Prospect.
right, but why don’t yon make some
asked the doctor, who was trying to
like Mrs. Thompson gives me and Bil­
"Dat wu* mighty poor comfort dey
diagnose the case.
ly? You can take a piece In your hand give B rer Thomas on his sick bed.”
“ No,” replied Mr. Henpeck. “ not ex­
nnd walk all round the yard eating It. said Brother Dickey.
cept when I have to stay in the bouse.”
“ What dey tell him r
and It won't break."
—Chicago Record-Herald.
“ Preacher tol’ him dey wuz a bright
B r i d a l C u s t o m s In S p a in .
prospect ahead of him.”
F a m ily D ip lo m a c y .
In Spain a bride has no girl attend­
“ En what he say ter dat?**
**! turn all my bills over to my wife.”
ants to stand at the ultnr with her. but
"Tol* ’em dat what wux a-worryln* er
“ Does she have the money?”
Instead a "mndrlnn.” or godmother; him—It w g t ao bright It wua blazin'!” —
•No. the nerve.” —Cincinnati Commer­
neither does she have a wedding cake Atlanta Constitution,
cial Tribune.
or any festive going away after tbe
ceremony. The wedding pair depart
H is F tu a n e ta t l a t e r « » «
Tbe talent o f success la nothing more
quietly to their new home, where they
“T understand Jlgson has a financial
than doing what you can do well and
remain until the following day. when Interest I t the concern he ts with."
they start on their honeymoon. Before
“ Yea, they owt him alx months' sala- doiny well whatever you da without a
thought of fame.
departing they pay a formal vlalt to | __ 91
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their respective relatives.