The Stayton mail., January 01, 1904, Image 7

Rheumatism
Does not let« g o o f yo u
when you apply lotions o r
liniments. It« simply loosens
its hold fo r a while. W h y ?
Because to get« rid o f it yo u
must correct* the acid con­
dition o f the blood on which
it« depends. H o od 's Sarsa­
parilla has cured thousands.
Fixed.
W illin g to Compromise.
HERBERT bPENCER
Mamma— Oh, you hail hoy I
Where
have you I h ‘« ii all thia time?
I>on't
you think you ahould he aahamed to
worry your mother ao?
The Boy— Well, ma, I'm w illin ’ to
lie aMhamed that I worried you if you'll
nromiao not to U»11 |>a anything that’ll
worry me.
The Real Thing.
“ T ill«,” «aid the young lienedict,
who wan juat realizing Unit he had
caught a Tartar, “ ia what 1 call real
married life .”
“ I ’ m glad you’ r eat ¡«fled with some­
th in g," «he «napped.
“ Oil, I ’ m not. I merely meant to
inform you tlint it ia not ideal.”
SupiT— No, air, that ghotat hann't
wulkr<| fur two W'M'kH.
For forty year'* l*lao*a Cure for Con­
Critlak— I Kuw (lu- Irmling man with sumption ha* c u re d coughs and colds. At
a «u 'l t'«luy. 11« uniat have got I iim druggist*. Price ¡IS cents.
■ a la ry .
W illing Me Should Smoke.
Hup«r— Oh, yea. Ife'a the atar.
“ Any o b je c t io n s t o my s m o k in g
Crittick— What you might call a h e r e ? " n a k ed the o f f e n s i v e l y c h e e r fu l
“ fliw l” atar, «1»?
iiiau iin t i l e v e s s e l g a v e a n o t h e r d im jiji-
i e l i n g lurch.
W hy of It.
“ None.” replied the pale chap in the
Mr«. Ilayrix— It ’ pa-a-r» tow me or. steamer eliair, "h ere— or hereafter."—
Iicow that couain' ov yourn ia livin’ in Cincinnati Commercial Tribune.
a heap In tlfr n t y lc h « iiw n I i « (fut a d i­
vorça-.
M M h «r. w ill fln*l S r i S 'lm ln v t NnntMnx
Mra. Oalrukf— Yea, in cmireo «he do. h > iu |> tha la-.i rstnsdy lo uw lur thair chfidrau
I lU UK IIIlllg NUUU.
HI ih ’ m livin’ on tli' antimony tli«
ja-dgaa took an' 'low’d lier.”
Unfortunately the Only Way.
P e r r in ’ s P ile Specific
Tha INTERNAL REMEDY
No Cate Eitata it Will Not Cure
" O f course you wouldn't marry a
title?”
“ Not if there waa any other way of
getting one,” anawered the severely
practical girl.— Chicago i’nnt.
D E AD ,
T h e L e a f o f th e O r s a t T h ln k e ro o f tha
V ic t o r ia n A ge.
Herbert Spencer, the distinguished
English philosopher and author o f
many scleutlUc works o f great value,
who died recently at his home In
Brighton, was the last of the great
thinkers of the Victorian ugc, which
Included Charles Darwin, Thomas
Huxley and John Tyndall.
llcrlaert Hpencer was liorn April 27,
1H2M, the sou of a poor schoolmaster In
Derby, England. Ilia advantages In
early life were few, most o f his edu­
cation being received through his fath­
er, yet he lived to be one of the great-
est thinkers o f the age. At 17 lie be­
gan the struggle us a civil engineer, a
calling which he followed for eight
years. While thus engaged he spent
his leisure hours In the study of soelul
science, hut It was not until lSMi that
ttie result of all this thought and prep­
aration was published to the world.
Then appeared his first book, ’ ’Social
Statics," which was four years In
advance o f Darwin’s "Origin of Spe­
cies” and dimly anticipated some of
the proofs o f evolution therein set
forth.
Spencer’s first volume was received
with frosty air when noticed at all.
Others followed only to experience a
scarcely less frigid reception. At first
the determined philosopher paid the
Sisters of Charity
Use Pe-ru-na for Coughs, Colds, Grip and Ca­
tarrh—A Congressman’s Letter
You Can (let Allen's Foot-Baar FREE.
W rite A U s a A O ta e te d , l e R o y .N . Y ., fo r a
tree tain |1« of A l l e n ’* K ootK aae.
It tu rn
aw sattog. h »t s w o lle n . e rh ln g t e n
H m ake«
n*w or tight shoes saey A certain cure for
corn*. In g ro w in g n a il* and hunlona. A lld r u g -
g la ia a a llU . 2 he. lu ru 't accept an y autiatltute.
B rave Man.
Kthel— Do you really think the lieu­
tenant will propose to Beth.
JSd*tb— Oh yes.
He lias several
meflals for bravery, you know.— Puck.
• too K t w t n n «loo.
T h e resrirrs o f this paper w ilt be pleased to
learn that there ia at le a d one dri aded <l.»raaa
lltat M iaui'e lia* been a b le lo cure iu a ll Its
•«**<•«, an l that leoa rsrrtl H e ll'» « ala rrb Cure
la the o n ly pi >lUve curs known to the m edical
fratern ity. < ala rrb belna a r o n a iltu llo n a l d>a-
rmir, requ ire* a r<m*tTti|i innal treatment.
Ila ll i i atarrh Cure I* taken In te rn a lly , a lin g
d irec tly upon the blood and mucous surfaces
ol the syit>-ni, thereby d estro yin g the fou n da­
tion o l the d :.«•*•*, atnl s u in g tha pat ent
stren gth by b u ild in g u p the ro n stllu t o n and
assisting nature In d o in g Its w ork.
T h e pro­
p rieto r* h ave so m uch fa ith In Its c u r s tie «
wers. th at they o ffer One H un dred h o llers
r any case th at It fa lls to c o r a . Send fo r list
of testim on ials. Address
r J i IIK .N E T A CO., Tolado, O.
Sold by druggists. 7Sc.
l l a i i ’s /eiuiur P ills are the bear
BESTFORTHE C
BOWELS
Malar. kaalab*
m o r.I mmol o f M
heran a a rasala«.
I
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roa rs
I alsO, or win b. a « . . ro«j
turala O f . , aád M wall. V ena, lu in# abapeof
vtolaiit sarti* or |>IU potano la dauaarona. TO*
arnuolb*«« aaalaat mutt parfa-i war or k aspi as tas
Sonala aiaar aaS «issa li lo laaa
CANOV
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C A T I H
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KVdttoeto
Following ths Racss.
Kpoart— You say he follows the
horses. He looks prosperous.
Nervitt— Yes; the race horses keep
him busy.
Spoart— Bwikinaker?
Nervitt— No; pawnbroker. — Phila­
delphia ledger.
niA O t MAHN M B iU M O
Tbs Wisdom of W lsew ell.
Noitt— That fellow Wisewell could
have given Solomon a few pointers.
Askitt— Come on with the explana­
plaaeant Palatable. Potent Taste Good Do Good,
Hlcken Weaken, or Gripe. 10c,
&0o Writ* tion.
? fever
or f ree um p.i and booklet on healt*. Address
Noitt— When he and his family
•Urlis« isasli <
CklMgs, ■— Dr<al, few YeriL MS*
went to the country for a month's vaca­
tion he took his gas meter along.
KEEP YOUR BLOOD CLEAN
W IN TE R IS COMING
BRINGING
CATARRH
r7 c)
E very Catarrh sufferer dreads the com ing o f winter, for with the first
breath of the “ ice-king ’ ’ this miserable disease is fanned into life and all
the disgusting symptoms return.
The nostrils are stopped up and the
throat can be kept clear of mucous secretions on ly by continual hawking
and spitting. Catarrh is a nuisance
and source o f annoyance, not only C O U LD N O T H R A R T H E T I C K O F A
C LO CK.
to the one who has it, but everybody
Wataontown, Pa., July 13 , 1903 .
else. Th e thick, yellow discharge D sar Btre:
from the head produces a feeling of
I h mva u*«>r! 8. 8. B. fo r C atarrh o f ths
in n er ear, and have found It an ex cel*
personal defilement, and the odor of len
t reoiudy fo r aame. I had bean
the breath is almost intolerable.
trou b led w ith thia dlaaaas fo r yaars
and tried many th in gs in an effort to
T h e catarrhal poison brings on
g e t re lie f, but n o t n iu i d id me any
Stomach troubles and affects the K id ­
irm an en t good u n til I b ega n 8. S. S.
bad a discharge from m y ear and my
neys and Bladder. I t attacks the
b ea rin g waa ao b a d ly affected that I
soft bones and tissues of the head could not hear tha tlok o f a clock. I waa
and throat, causing total or partial in bad shape whan I began y o u r m ed­
icine. B. 8. 8. baa dona a w a y w ith ths
deafness, the loss of smell, and g iv ­ d isch arge and my haarlng has basn
in g to the voice a rasping, nasal w o n d e rfu lly im p ro ved ; ao much ao
that I can now ca rry on a oonveraation
twang. N o part o f the body is secure in an ordin ary tone, whereas a year
from its ravages.
Catarrh makes a go this was Im possible.
T o u r m edtolne baa done me a w o rld o f
you sick all over, for it is a dis­ good and I do not haaitate to g l r e i t the
ease o f the blood, and circulates all cred it i t deserves.
W . F . K B U M H IN E .
through the system, and for this
rea son , sp ra y s, washes, inhalers,
N O S IO N O F C A T A R H ir I N T H IU -
io w d e rs and salves have proven
TERN TEARS.
ail u res.
K reb s, Ind. T a r., A u g . 1,1003.
The way to cure Catarrh thor­
D ear S irs:
ou gh ly and permanently is tocleanse
Abaut thlrtaan y e a rs ago I need y o u r
for C aterrn
I had baan troubled
the blood o f the unhealthy secretions ratnedy
w ith it fo r about nine years, but alnea
that keep the membranes of the body
ta k in g S. B. s bar# navsr baau w o rried
it. I foal abls to reoommand B. B. B.
inflamed, and nothing does this so with
aa a aura aura fo r C atarrh .
surely and prom ptly asS. S. S. A s
/ T. M IL L W E E .
long as the blood is poisoned with
Catarrhal matter the discharge o f mucus and other disgusting symptoms
o f the miserable disease w ill continue. S. S. S. goes to the fountain source
o f the trouble and purifies and enriches
the blood, and so invigorates and tones up
the system that cstching cold and con­
tracting Catarrh is not so lik e ly to occur.
Keep the blood in order and winter'scorning
brings none o f the discomforts o f Catarrh.
W rite us particulars o f your case, and
let our physicians help you get rid o f this
blood-tainting and stubborn disease. W e make no charge whatever for
mcdicaf advice.
THE SW IFT SPECIFIC CO M ATLANTA$ QJL
H K RIIKR T BI'ESCKR.
coat of publication out of his own slen­
der means; that being the only way he
could get his work before the people.
Not until twenty-four years later was
he able to say that he bad got his
money all back so that be had loat
nothing by his work.
Discouraging
as all this must have been, Mr. Spen­
cer was not o f a kind easily turned
aside.
He continued to think
and
write, and hit great llfework stands
to-day the strongest kind o f evidence
that the sublime faith be had In his
own ability was well founded. He
lived to bear the applause o f the world
acclaiming him one of the greatest
intellectual leaders o f his time.
Herbert Spencer was simple and
unostentatious to a marked degree,
lie repeatedly declined academic hon­
ors from colleges nnd universities, and
titular honors which the late Queen
Victoria was willing to bestow upon
hint in recognition o f ills distinguished
services to humanity.
The ronintitle side o f Mr. Spencer’s
life tnay he summed up In a few
words. He wns devotedly attached to
Ills mother and grieved much during
her last illness. The only other wom-
nn for whom he seemed to entertain
feelings o f affection was George Eliot.
They were great friends and it is said
that he was In love with her. Per­
haps the strongest evidence In support
o f that claim is the knowledge that he
was never in love with anyone else
and the fact that he never married.
In his contributions to science Mr.
Spencer lias shown the workings o f a
master mind: one that w h s clear, vig­
orous, forceful nnd original in its con­
ceptions. The world o f mankind Is
greatly Indebted for his services and
will not soon know his equal.
AN I Q ( J i \ L
G IA N I
A M ) AN EQ U IN E
DW ARF.
r
In every country of the civilised world
Sisters of Charity are known.
Not
only do they minister to the spiritual
and intellectual needs of the charges
committed to their care, but they also
minister to their bodily needs.
W ith so many children to take care
of and to protect from climate and dis­
ease, these wise and prudent listers
have found Peruna a never failing safe-
guard.
Dr. Hartman receives many letters
from Catholic Sisters from all over the
United States. A recommend recently
received fnwn a Cathloic institution in
Detroit, Mich., reads as follows:
The following letter is from Congress­
man Meekison, of Napoleon, Ohio.:
The Peruna Medicine Co., Colum­
bus, O. :
Gentlemen:
“I
have used several
bottles of Peruna
and feel greatly
benefited
thereby
! from my catarrh
the head, and feel |
encouraged to be
lieve that its con­
iiav iD M ikkknui
tinued use w ill fully
eradicate a disease of thirty years’
standing.” David Meesison.
Dr. Hartman, one of the best known
Dr. S. B. Hartman. Columbus, Ohio:
physicians
and surgeons in the United
Dear Sir—“ The young girl who used
the Peruna was suffering from larny- States, was the first man to lormulate
I t was through his genius
git a and lost of voice. The result of Peruna.
the treatm ent was most satisfactory. and perseverance that it was intro­
She found great relief and after fu r­ duced to the medical profession of this
ther use of the medicine w e hope to country.
be able to say she Is entirely cured.”
I f you do not derive prompt and sat­
— Sisters of Charity.
isfactory results from the use of Peru­
The young girl was under the care na, write at once to Dr. Hartman, giving
of the Sisters of Charity and used Pe­ a fall statement of your case and he
rlina for catarrh of the throat with w ill be pleased to give you his valuable
good results as the above letter testifies. advice gratis.
Send to the Peruna Medicine C «., Co­
Address Dr. Hartman, President of
lumbus, Ohio, for a free book written The Hattman Sanitarium,
Colum­
bus, O.
by Dr. Hartman
Ask Your Druggist fo ra Free Peruna Almanac for 1904
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‘ I never
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M u s t B o a r S ig n a tu r e o f ,
One o f the features of a recent horse j
show in Vienna was the appearance o f ,
two horses, the one said to be the iarg- |
S ea Fee-SI salle W rap p er Dslaw .
est horse in the world, the other sup­
posed to be the smallest The Illustra­ ▼ary em ail aa4 aa
tion shows the comparative size o f the
two, and when it is ndded that the
FOR H EAD AC H E»
smaller horse was the size o f a St.
FOR D IZZIN ES S .
Bernard dog the huge proportions o f
FDR I I U O U S R I S » .
his big comrade will readily he under­
FOR TO R P ID L IV E R .
stood.
I
W h a t G ru m p p * N e v e r Haw.
FOR C O N S T IP A T IO R .
FOR SALLO W S K IN .
FOR T H E C O M P L IX I O I
Mr. (Jrumpps— What boobies women
K |.
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o m s t u n i eurrmvs l a m w i,
are— always crying at weddings!
Mrs. Gmmppe— You never saw wom­ A»ttta I Furaly VegvtaM
en crying at a divorce, did you?
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