The Stayton mail., August 02, 1901, Image 6

Durability of Wood.
Disfigured Skin
In the very dry atmosphere« the
Waste«! muscles and decaying bona*.
durability of w«xxl is almost incred­
What havoc !
ible. l'lcc»« t>f vvixxl, wooden caskets
Scrofula, let alone, Is capable of all that, and wixxlen articles have lxx*n with­
and more.
It Is commonly marked by bunches In drawn from Kgyptian ea t acorn 1« of
the neck. Inflammations In the eyes, dys­ 1 an antiquity 2 Olkl or 3,000 years
pepsia. catarrh, and Renerai debility.
| antedating the Christian era.
It Is always radically and permanently
cured by
TOLD
•
H o o d ’s Sarsaparilla
He Knew
Teacher— If you arc |H»litc and kind
to your young comrades, what will la'
the result?
Bully Jones— They’ll know they
can lick you.
A uloinobilw. »<Ti»n<|i >rl Wagon«.
Experiment* in France have prove«!con­
vincing, an t the French believe they arv
certain lo play .»role of much imtM>rtance
in modern warfare. It i- odd to note the
different n-e. in w nich nature un«l M'isnrs
are put. tin the hatllelieM tliev l.ght for
lhe destruction of life, while throughout
Mothers will find Mrs. Winslow’s Sooth­ the country, Hostetler's Stomach Hitlers
to preserve it. For fifty years the
ing Syrup the best remedy to use tor their tights
Hitter* has Iwen curug ilv*|>ep*ia. imligi"
children during the leethiug period.
tlon constipation and biliousness. It will
also prevent malaria, lever ami ague.
Very Likely.
A Matter of Envioriuncnt
Me Jigger— There is a rumor that
China is secretly raising another army
“ You ought t«i rise with the lark.”
by conscription.
“ Well, if l had t*v jieroli all night
Thingumbob— A h ! I suppose the oil a cold twig 1 suppose I 'd la* glad
open door is responsible for this to .”
dra i t .
THE BAKER S DOZEN.
T h e B e s t P r e s c r i p t i o n fo r M a l a r i a
Not Capable.
She— Poor Jack's doctor told him
that he had narrowly escaped an acute
iiiHamation of the brain.
He— The doctor is an ignoramus.
Jack’s brain couldn’t develop any­
thing acute.
No M o r e S o u r S t o m a c h s .
VV hen you're constipated, undigested fo-«t
sota in Tour xl'-atactl like garbage in a swill
barn 1. C m it out wiih t asearel» Candy i'a-
ibarUrl 10c. 3UC, SOc.
A Question.
Observing Cent— Pardon me, Mrs.
Oldday, but your hair is coming
down.
Mrs Oldday— Mine!
Observing Gent— W ell, I thought it
was yours.
B ew are of Ointments for Cntarrh That
Contain Mercury,
As mercury will surely destroy the sense of
smell and completely derange the whole sys­
tem when entering it through the mucous sur­
faces Such articles should nerer be used ex­
cept on prescriptions from reputable physi­
cians, as the damage they will do is ten to id to
the good you can possibly derive from them
Hall's Catarrh Cure, manufactured by K. J
Cheney A Co.. Toledo,O.. contains no mercarv.
and is taken internally, acting directly upon
the blood sod mneous surfaces of the system.
In buying Hall’s Catarrh Cure be sure you get
the genuine. It Is taken internally, and made
In Toledo, Ohio, by F. J. Cheney A Co. Testi­
monials free.
—« el tfy Druggist», price 75c. per bottle.
Hall's fam ily Pills are the best.
Refered to one Direction.
“ I see money is reported easier.”
‘ ‘Then it must mean that it goes
that way.
It doesn’t come
any
easier. ”
Thirteen Reasons Explaining Popularity of
the “ Anvhor" CUmp.
A great deal is heard now about the
“ anchor” fences that have sprung
into wide popularity of late.
It is
claimed that they arc the clieu{K**t
and most durable fences on earth,
hence their general adoption.
Mi­
nute inquiry into details of construc­
tion reveals the fact that “ anchor”
clam jus hold (rivet tight! the large
win's of which the fence i* made, thus
making the fence five times as strong
and durable as any other fence on the
market.
The manufacturers, The Portland
Anchor Fence Co., 742 Nicolai street,
Portland, Or., give a fq!l baker’s
dozen reasons why the “ anchor”
clamp is so efficient:
1. It is made of the best hoop steel,
therefore is strong and durable.
2. It is simple; can lie applied by
any one.
3. It does what other ties pretend
to do— makes an immovable anchor.
4. It prevents loose and sagging
wires.
5. It keejxv a fence always in rejwir.
fi. It prevents injury to stock.
7. It makes a fence that stock can­
not break down.
8. It can be used on smooth or
barbed wire.
9. It can lie use«! for making new
or repairing old fences.
10. It is the only tie yet d«-vis«-d by
which a fence can be made in any
manner desired, or repaired without
rebuilding.
j 11. It makes the BEST and most
durable fence on the market.
12. IT IS CHEAP.
Pi-o's Cure is the best medicine we ever
13. Merit alone can stand the t«*st
used for all affections o f the throat and
lung- - W m O. E s d s l c t , Vanburen, Ind.. of time.
Feb. 10. 1900.
The company will send you an
illustrated Ixxik on the subject fret', if
you write to them.
He’s Flagged.
Marie— They 'll never be married.
Not Expensive Enough.
Grace— Why not?
Mr
Park
Slope— Do you 1**1 ieve
Marie— W ell, she won’t marry him '
until he pays his debts, and he can’t that the doctors will agree that, after
all, salt is the elixir of life?
pay his debts until he marries her.
Mr. Midwood— Never!
I t ’s too
£|T Q Permanently Cured. No HU or nervoutmec cheap!
■ ■ ■ w after fir»t day's
Dr. Kliao'e Great Nerr<
JUetorer Send for PH BK 9’J.OO trial bottlo * d < 1 treai-
tee. Da. R. H K line . Ltd yll arch St . Philadelphia. P*
fts iM fh t Oos jfi mnd
W o r k * O f f thw O o M .
Bromo-qulnins Tablet« run* a cold in
to « day. No cure. No Pajr. Price 25 cents.
L a i St I t *
Triumphant Flattery.
“ So Dick and Daisy have made up.
By George! I wonder how. After the
way she laid him out I never expected
it. How did he pacify her?”
“ He told her that he’d rather quar­
rel with her than kiss any other girl. ” a
.
Maud'i Pleasing Fiction.
“ Maud never wears rubliers.”
“ W hy not’ ”
*‘ She'<I rather say she couldn't gel
pair small enough to fit her.”
What S. S. S. Does
fo r Children
Children are constantly exposed to all sorts of dis­
eases. The air they breathe is filled with germs, sewer
gas and dust from the filthy streets are inhaled into the
lungs and taken into the blood. A t the crowded school
rooms and other public places they come in contact
almost daily with others recovering from or in the first
stages of contagious diseases. You can’t quarantine
against the balance of the world, and the best you can
do is to keep their blood in good condition, and thus
prevent or at least mitigate the disease. You have
perhaps learned from observation or experience that
healthy, robust children (and this means, of course,
children whose blood is pure) are not nearly so liable to
contract diseases peculiar to them, and when they do it
is generally in a mild form. On the other hand, weak,
emaciated and sickly ones seem to catch every disease
that comes along. This is because their blood is lack­
ing in all the elements necessary to sustain and build
up the body. Poisons o f every description accumulate
in the system, because the polluted and sluggish blood
is unable to perform its proper functions.
Such children need a blood purifier and tonic to give
strength and vitality to their blood, and S. S. S ., being a
purely vegetable remedy, makes it the safest and best Tor
the delicate constitutions o f children, S. S. S. is not only
a perfect blood medicine, but is pre-eminently the tonic
for children; it increases their appetites and strengthens
the digestion and assimilation o f food. If your child­
ren have any hereditary or acquired taint in their blood,
give them S. S. S. and write to our physicians for any
information or advice wanted ; this w ill cost you noth­
ing, and w ill start the little weaklings on the road to
recovery. Book on Blood and Skin Diseases free.
THE S W IF T SPECIFIC CO., ATLA1NTA. GA.
BY A KANSAS CITY
NEWS AGENT.
1 » an I n la r v la w
K a la la a H a w H a Ac*
r u i n |*l I ah • « ! W l i a t M a n y O l h c r i
H a v a FalltM l to H o.
Business is Business.
Tin* MiIIionaiit»— Vi's, your high­
Which expels all humors, cures all erup­ ness, I intend ts* settle ten millions
tions. and builds up the whole system,
: on my daughter the «lay she is mar-
whether you a*; or old.
1 ried.
II. -xt II fill* .-lire live r III» the non Irritatili* anil
The links'— Just give me a month's
only cathartic to take w ith ^ l . « x t ' » Sar»apartIla.
option on that and I'll s'sinsish'r it.
Chills and KeTer Is a bottle of Grove's Tasteless
Chill Tonic. It is simply iron and quinine in
% tasteless form. No Cure. No Pay. Price 50c
I STARTLING STORY
P R E SID EN T EDUCATIONAL ASSOCIATION.
W
M
BEAC DJH EA B ^
W illiam Miller Beard »bear, elw ted President <»f the Natim i«) K<lnrall>nal A *
«in iatMn. i* Preai.I. nt of the Iowa State I '» lie g e o f Agrieultur»* at Amea, Iowa.
He waa president » f the Western I ’olleg,- of T»le«l«>. Iowa, from 1KM to lNMt
and was superintendent of the De* Moine* eity achool* from 1H-II io I HI»I mi l
president o f the Iowa Stale Tea* hera' Association In IK)M He was I'nlted State«
Indian ('omuiiaaioner in 1F97 9H. Mr. B.-ariUhcar ha« heen president of the Iowa
State Agricultural College at Am e« «tu.-* 1HP1. He waa lx>ru at Dayton. Ohio,
and was educated at Oiierllu and at Vale.
W ORLD’ S QUEEREST NEWSPAPER
Jack Williams, of No. 401 Dela­
ware »tree!, says the Kansas City,
Mo., Journal, i* well known as an tut-
terpriamg news agent and a thorough­
ly reliable man. He Inul been a suf­
ferer from kidney trouble and endured
tit neb pain from il until recently,
when In* tried Dr. W illiam s’ Pink
Pills for Pale People ami with such
success (but within u abort time bo
: «as entirely and permanently cured.
To a r«*|M>rter be said
“ For two year* I bad paina in the
I tack constantly, causing me *«'riona
inconvenience. But I did not at­
tempt to do anything for my com­
plaint until the latter part of last
winter, when I «aw an advertinement
of Di
W illi.in,«’ Pink Pill* for
Pale People and dceide«l to *e«* what
they would »In for me. I was rellevtxl
within one «r«*k after I l>egau taking
them; the paina di«ap|M-nred and so
complete »as the etir<< that I have
not found it necessary to take further
treatment nor have I Ixx-n tumbled
at all by the disease since.”
Kidney complaint is an insiduous
di*ea*«*. First come almost unnotiee«!
pains in tin* back and some alight in­
convenience, The pain« grow gradu­
ally worse and the inconvenience
greater till finally, if not given iixm I i «
cal treatment, the |M-r*on suffer* awful
torture and U-eomea unfit to follow
his ordinary occupation. BI imm I pois-
oiling »eta in, the constitution ia
wreckisi and death often result*.
Mr. W illiam «took the one unfailing
remedy and waa readily our««l within
a few w<M'ka.
Ilis statement waa
sworn to Ix-fore l.ionel Moise, a no-
; tary public, and the facta above will
' bear the most searching investigation.
Dr. Williams' I’ iivk Pills for Pale
People will not only e(T«M't a cure in
cases similar to the one al*»ve, but,
acting iliriM'tlv upon the hlooti and
nerves, are an unfailing a|tecilic for
such diseases ms locomotor ataxia, par­
tial |Miralysis, Ml. Vitus’ dance, sci­
atica, neuralgia, rheumatism, nervoua
headache, after efTcrts of the grip,
palpitation of thu heart, |atle ami sal
low complexions and all forms of
weakness cither iu male or female
At ull druggists or direct from Dr.
W illiam * Medicine Co,, Schenectady,
N. Y. Price SO cent* |>er box; six
boxes, $2.50.
At drat some difficulty was experi-
•■tic«*d In hearing the news clearly over
The Telephone Journal of Hn lepeet,
the telephone—a difficulty which te ••
end H ow It le W orked.
phone sulwcrilsTs In other countries
Budap«-st has the moat singular news
ex|<erieiice In ordinary conversation
paper in the world.
It la «'ailed the
hut a «Im ple Invention soon dl*po-e«l of
"Telefon-H lam ondo,”
or
"Telephone
(his olMttacle.
N e w ».’*
For eight year« this venture haa b*-en
CECIL RHODES A WRECK.
In w orking order, and It I* a great ffnau
elal siu-c«'**. There a ie d.ixai subscrib­ V ictim o f an In cu ra h l« l> l« f«« r , He
W ill Soit« M ou rn to K i | t i « 4 .
er«. who at regular *tate«l Interval« re­
Ce«'ll Ittnxl«-*. hero o f I.omlon Jlng
ceive the new * o f the day, "h o t’* from
all o ver the world, while sitting coni (M's and the tmcrnwnnl king o f Mouth
fortably at home. J !^ e subscribers take Africa. Is soon to return to England,
up at a I'ertaiirTfine o f«la y tfielrTeTe- a physical wre«*k. H e has U*ft t ’ape
Hadn't Reported Yet
plioue receivers and listen to the news Tow n to consult the most eminent
“
Yon
say
he dice! a soldier'« doath.
specialists
o
f
I»n
d
o
n
and
the
«-«ititi
which Is spoken to them all slmuita
What waa the fatal wound?”
neou-ly by a “ teller” In the newspaper
‘ ‘ It isn't known.
The inveatiugt-
office. Advertisem ents are bean] In the
ing committee hasn't d«*eidc«l whether
same « a y . You cannot skip the a«lver
it waa due to the tobacco or to hot
tlsements In the telephone newspaper,
irons. ”
fo r tliey are artfu lly sandwiched by the
teller between exciting piece* o f new*,
and you are tNiiiiid to listen fo r fea r o f
miswiug anything.
One «xlltor. four assistant e«Iltora,
This signature la os sesry box of tbs gsaulos
nine rdporter«, and a number o f “ te ll­
ers” compose the staff o f the paper.
Ike rsBsdr that i
N ew s is collect«*«l In the usual way. anil
Is written out by the reporters, passed
Making th* Brit ot It-
by the assistant editor-, and dually
Mrs.
Flstbuith—
I call it rather cool
initialled by the i*dltor.
Then It la
iti those burglars leaving their card
hand«-d In to the "teller,” who speaks It
after making a clean sw«*op of every­
o ver the wires. There are tw o Sunday
thing we own.
•‘ iasuea,” as well as many “ editions”
Flstbusb— Y«-s ; but my dear, we
during the secular days o f the week.
now know who to go to if we ever
Aggrleve«l
Hulm<-rllieni
dlssatlsfle«!
want to have any ex|iert burglarizing
with the editorial policy o f the paper
cren. vtnoDKs.
done,
sometimes wish to stop their conneml«>n
with It, but this la not done easily. In nont, hut It Is predicted nothing can
learn to take pictures. The “ A. B.
the drat place. Instruments have been r«>«ue him from the «'lutches o f gener­ C. of Photography” tells you how to
Install«*! in the house, and security g iv ­ al parayala, o f which he la an hi to Ire do it. The ls-st bonk on photography
en for a year’s subscription, ami some the victim . Th e change la csjH*«'lHlly ever written.
Your dealer can get it
time must elapse before the receivers noticeable In Ida lx*nt figure, Ida droop for you. Camera Craft, 330 Hotter
lug lip and hla lack luater eyea «'yea
street, Han Francisco, Cal.
which once shot
magnetic fire and
w ere hla ch ief aid ill securing pow er 1
Not a Serious Affliction.
In the dark continent. Tin* aleatner on
“ Yes, my nook has but one fault.
whh’h he la returning la fitted out for-
Hhe is a little near-sighted.”
hla eapc«1nl com fort.
Laxative Bromo-Quinine
P h o t o g r a p h y to th e F ro n t.
“ It isn’t serious, then’ ?’
“ Well, not often. I don’t think
she mistakes my lx*st hat for hers
more thun once a week.”
A well-known photographer nx'ently
hud Ilia houae overhauled. A new sky
light waa added and alteration« w ere
Got the Remit Anyhow.
made In the roof.
Doctor— Well, my little man, you're
Th e met; took their time and did not j
How did you take
overw ork th«*maelves, hut this did not quite well again.
prevent the builder from preaentlng a the pills, in water or with cake?
Bobby — 1 used them in my blow
very long bill.
gun.
When
the
ow
ner
«if
the
house
expos­
t K. i. K elio a a ¡er.wse.vpkR.
tulated it waa explained to him that tin­
can be removed. Th e subscribe« mny men had to be paid fo r their time, and
d e c l i n e to listen to the new*, but the they had xjx-iit aeventl daya oil the Job.
imuhlctiing (»ell will neverthe!eas eon
" N o wonder,” said the photographer;
THe ORIGINAL
linn«' to ring him up at the customary ittnl then he produced a number o f
Intervals.
annp-shot photograph* representing tin­
The pcnny-ln th«'-alot system la being men on tin- roof o f Ida houae aa taken
tri«'«l In eonneetloo with the newspaper, from the attic window o f an adjoining
ao that Moon anyone In Budapest w ill building. Home w ere sifting amoklng.
be able to have ■•penuorth’s’’ o f news a«>tne w ere reading newspapers, and
doled out to them.
others w ere lying on their barks.
This novel and Interesting enterprise
“ W h y,” said the natonialu-d builder,
O ILE D
waa started about eight ypara ngo by “ these are my men!”
C L «AD«
O Mtucn
T H an I Yf N
G
Theo<lore Ptiachgnsch, who had lx*en In-
u ow
“ E xa ctly ao,” replied the phofog
tereste«l In electricity an«l had patente«! raplier, "and they are earning my
some Inventions. Mr. Buschgasch (lied money.”
March 16, 18!W, and the present «-ffl
M e m o ria l o f K in g Alfr«-«l.
eve
clency o f the paper In all that pertains
CATALOGUES FREE
Th
e
colossal m em orial o f K in g A If m l
to Its technique Is largely due to Mr.
SHOWING TULL UNE OF 6ARMENT5 AND HATS.
Emil von Ssvetlen, who la known on the the Great, now In com ae o f prepara
staff ns technical director. Ilia skill tlon, which la to In* erect«-<l In W inches
So. a i-la u t.
and energy have produced great reaulta. ter, England, w ill probably I»«* one o f
m . r. m . o.
Th e concern la owned by a atoek com­ the moat rem arkable pieces o f sculp
HKN writing to odvortlsors ploaao
ture iu the kingdom.
■ » « i v i » thTs papar-
pany with a capital o f about £50,000.
DON
G ET W ET!
I
f/S H BRkiS
IS SURE PROTECTION
^ w e r W e a t h e r .
AJ.TOWER CO., BOSTON. *iA 33 . M
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