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THE BISHOP AND TH E B E L LS .
Wh, Oi, N«w S .i of Chima* Old N»|
S in g T ru ,.
(iot the Job.
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A young man having applied to u wholesale
ImiiHi' fur n poaition recently found himself I«,-,
fori* th«« manager fur axamination. "Have you
a l*nk account?" waa his Oral question.
I
h av e", wu* the reply. "I.et me h
your hank
lunik ’, wai the next r*H|iunt. After glancing
liver it uml noting th e lung Imt of regular,
though lunall de|m*ita, In* »aid: "Young man, you
aic engaged, and I want to compliment you on
v our Having ability. I alwaya ¡nai»t upon em
ploying only im*n w ho have the gi hh I sense to
ave their money” . We invite every man m
tin community to open an account at thin hank.
STATE HANK OF REDMOND
A» iJ m tra tiiig luivr the »un|il«-
f n 'ii of life ,r c forgot ten nr over
I.M,kt-<| I,v n,in m 1 1• omul m m i o
l,,r'l w1 1 >• greater tlo o g i n New t >r
‘ Hli» i Irrgv Ilian tnlil no in e i'ijiite
"f the 1*1«? Ifiklmp Newman of
t\ 4 lung t * in
I w.i> a voting c u ru lr m Wash
mgtnn, mud tlm clergym an, “at
*h>* lone tlm Miunnriai rlm rc li »at,
•leing limit
| In- Inalinp, ut no little-
r tpi'iiM*, li.nl H »i-t of i linin'« made,
.
r *'-*11 • in time for tlm ilw l* t m n of
the <rhur< h.
It''II, the In'll« were delivered
»In ad of tune hv the maker«, one of
• he ln»t firma of it« kind hi the
’nontry, and men aere Unrig M-nt
lo hang them n* anon n, the U-lfrv
»h'i'ihl lie readv,
ftiit the bella
« * i ■ fiuidied •.'! »la
ai*« not nt ml the hikliop’« idea of
a hut rhureh ta lla »hould U*. *<>
with nut telling a n v one he railed in
* ha a I firm that did »in h work and
hail in » rila d on each Udl a H ib
In .il quotation a|>pr«>|'riate to the
ehlllie«
. ('. 11 Kit KICK
II. <’. IIKItKH'K
imk C o u n ty I .um l
f te d m om ! Iteu l E s t a t e
Kidinond Ore.
Redmond, Ore.
' \ a u k or more later the U lfr>
*»» ready
I'he maker« M-nt their
men to hang the talla, and the
hiahop eng.tgid fn| tlie iledlcatnrv
»••nne one of the U‘»t rh iin e ring
er« in the rnuntrv lie brought him
on from Ho«ton
' \» the time drew near the bell
ringer t ok ioa «rat at the liell
hoard and ut a «ign.il »tarted to
fla t
H igh up in the an lagan the
m«*t » » f ill di«curd.
the |il»hnp
di«p*t< Inal a m«--?rnger posthaste
lo order the performer lo «top. for
it w i * tin h -hop » idea that either
tlm I i-.it or • 'no thing el«e had af
fet li'd hi« plav mg
' \t ti c el<N>e of the eereinonf,
from
a Inch
the
ihim e«
were
omitted, tl e t - 4-11 III a, Il «.1» »illntli me«!
II. C. HERRICK
The Hoad (¡rant Agent
K e d m o m l, C ro o k C o ., O r e g o n
st Your Lind
.ilh Herrick
lis t Your Redmond Lots
NN ith Herrick
S h o r t a n d D ir e c t R o u te to
Portland and Other West
ern Oregon Points
FROM
-
BEND, REDMOND
and
CENTRAL ORE.
Via the I teachutea Rranch of the
DREI,ON WASHINGTON RAILROAD * NA>DATION COMPANY
Through Car Service between Rend ami Portland
DAILY TRAIN SCHEDULE
Lv. Portland
6:30 a. m.
7:21 a. in.
Lv. The Dalles
8:U0 a. m.
Lv. Deschutes Jc
Metolius
8:22 a. m.
Ar. Madras
Madras
9:<K> a.m.
Ar. Metolius
I teschutcs Jc
1:15 p. m.
Ar. Opnl City
I he I talles
1:56 p. m.
Ar. Redmond
Portland
5:45 p. m.
Ai Bend
in formation «all on any O.-W.
i. Rend
i. Redmond__
tt|*a t ’ity
i.
r
r.
r-
7 5» • a. m.
10 ixi a.m.
12 0» p. m.
1 30 p. in.
5 15 i*, in.
6 20 p.m.
7 ih ; p.m.
7 : 15 p.m.
8:35 p.m.
K
Wm. McMlIRRAY,
fierai Passenger Agent,
iV /ilV
S T O C K
Portland. Oregon.
Wall P aper
All Designs and Patterns
to tito lo«hop » «tiidv, and the bi*hnp
demanded to know In what right
he called hiin««*lf an arti«t. The
ch ’.me ringer became indignant and
replied it an« the fault of the liell*.
He had plavrd oil I m -II h from «»can
to neeau and in the i*ithr<lral* of
Kurope, vet lie never hail »een auch
thing* a* llio»e in the belfrv.
" * I m|a •».- ¡ble,* repina) the bishop
' T I ohm ' ladla were bought from the
l«-»t tirm in the country. T h e
trouble waa with the ring er, not
a ll II till* la'll».'
" I'he fingi r would not hate it ,o.
Ill* reputation a a* at «take, *o the
maker of tin lad!» w . h non*, for and
the . irr u n i* t a n < r e la t e « ) to Inin.
He «at down to plav them, but at
the fr*t »troke he *aw something
as* « rotig I'p he hastened to the
belfrv to »oe what it »a».
“ Th e m -tant lie »aw the inacrip-
tiona he understood. T h e »lightest
cut or nick «n a f.ne ladl w ill ruin
it* ton«', and in hi* ih sire to have
them appropriate to their task the
bishop lia I »|«oiled the entire act.
“T h e m aker could do nothing
with them, he sai«l. T h ey were go«->d
for nothing hut <il«l metal. K<>r
.cur» they hung »¡lent in tin* belfrv
and a n«'w set •ubatit'ited."— New
York Time».
c.
H. IRVIN,
Redmond
H IM S E L F .
H o #uocOO«iO«t. T h o u g h . I n Q s t t i n g tho
C o i n , O u t o l H i , F 'O lS .
An lri«li gentleman of another
gen«'rat ion took it into In* liemJ
that tlio«c in b „ employment were
ii'it «.'rving him aa they ought, more
"»pe' iully in the early morning be-
fore any one »«* stirring, lie «le-
termined, therefore, on a series of
inatiitinal »i*iti.
The *econd tune lie went abroad
m tin? early morning he »aw in a
field, known aa Skinnegan, which
bordered the avenue h-ailiug to hi»
rr»iden<-e an«l which had lieen
empty the previous day, six uu-
knoa n cattle «puetly grazing.
H e r iromptlv «Irove the ofTi-nding
animal» out <d the field ami <lown
the avenue to the gale. There some
barelegged bov» fioin an adjacent
■ »hill lent him ready and joyful a*
«iktam-e, anil ut the head of this
ragged company, armed with »ticks
ami bran« lie», he per»onally con-
ducted the tr«-»pasM-ra to the vil-
lag* pouml ami »aa them securely
• hut in liefor# returning, hcateil
• ml in? enaed, to hreakfa-t.
"T hat's the wav I'm served,’’ he
complained to hia family, “that lazy
herd of mine not troubling to mend
mv feme» »ml half the cattle in
the county allowed to trample in
and out of my l«e,t grazing place»
a* they please! Wait till I find
Master N'ed after breakfast, ami I’ll
give him the l«e»t «lres-mg down
he'» ever bad in hi» life!”
There v«i, however, no need to
go in search of the delinquent, for
liefore breakfast waa ended a me*
sage was brought in that the
herder was without, ilesiring to *ee
the master Ned > ti upon the Imll
»tep», mil' h erest fallen and alarmed.
"I'm »orrv to have to tell it to
your honor," he begun bumblv, “bnt
there'» »li of vour honor'» «»ft'e in
the pmiml I put them in ¡»kinne-
gan late last night an' shut the gate
oil rm m«'*clf( an’ how thev got
but an’ went shtrsvin' on me"—
11« g"t no further, for the mnster,
who hail with difficulty restrained
himself until then, !>cjt a hasty re
tr«'st to the «lining room, »here he
eollapseii into a chair ami !atigh«‘«l
until his family had fears of ,«n im-
pending apoplectic seizure.
Thenceforth he gave up his early
inspections and left the care of
his property to hi* underling*.—
Comlull Magazine.
A R e stfu l Lifo.
We aent our reporter out last
week to interview an old codger
«ho vrns celebrating hi* one hun-
dre«l and fourth birthday.
“ How do you aci-ount for the
fact that von have been able to a t
tain tins remarkable age?” asked
our bright young man.
“To the fact that I have never
worke«l a lick before breakfast,” an
•wered the centenarian.
“This is a fact worth remember
ing,” m uttered the reporter, mak
ing a note of it.
“There's another thing that pa
(ail«-d to mention,” a son-in-law
whispered in the newspaper man's
ear.
“ What is th at?”
“ He never done a lick of work
Ttv» V a lu , of S ,« t « m .
after breakfast neither. Git that in
The great majority of people vour story too."—Cleveland Plain
co d«l double their power of achieve Dealer. ______________
ment by « little »<df discipline in
A P r o p o rtio n .
li'.iruing »o us to get hold of them-
Among the boarding houses in
»«Ives n- to il«'|ten«l on the prompt,
deii-ivc action of their own facnl tow?i is one known to scores and
tie« A little system alone would scores of boarders who have tried
double the ellicicncy «if many a bus- it for a little while. It is one of
in«'-« m.in who do«« not know why those places remodeled especially to
h«- doc» not g«‘t on faster He work* reduce the size of the r-xun* and
ver» lmr«l perh.ip* snd thinks that increas« the landlady's inc«ime.
She w hs showing a stranger
In« ha* not half time enough to do
»lull lie might to, but he could save through the house the other day.
more tli.in half the time that he “Now, thia room,” said she, “is s
now i I ipiws away in doing things little more than the one I just
over and over again from lack of showed you. It hss two windows.”
“Can’t you make the price the
order. Svstcin is a tremendous
energy »aver ami tune saver.- Ori- same," inquired the newcomer, “ if
aon Swett Marden in ¡Success Mag- 1 promise to keep one of the win
dows closed an«l the shutters
•line.
drawn ?’’— Philadelphia Times.
A Q u a lific a tio n .
lUftnft was honest uml imltii-
trious, Iml, in the opinion of the
tic« minister, unsociable.
“ Ncigliliorlim'ss, my dear friend,"
sniil the dominie, "is hrotherliness.
| Vo vou tak«- the trouble to see much
of vmir neighlairs?'’
“ Ah reckon Ah secs ns much of
them ns «Icy »•'«'• of me," bantu* re
plied.
*'Perhaps,” said the clergyman,
“ but do von love your neighbor ss
yourself?’’
“ All r«vkon Ah does, pahson,"
llastus replied, “ but you know, suh,
Ah ain’t p’tic’larly stuck on mahself
neither."—Success Magazine.
Not H * r W o r r y .
Trunks, Suit Cases, Valises, Pugs,
Carpets and Furniture
O U T W IT T E D
Tb«ir S » c r » t .
A little 1 k « v who had l*een very
naughty during the dav went to his
mother just before hi* father re-
tnm ed home.
“ Mother,” he said, "is it really
true that a woman can’t keep a
secret?”
“ Why, no, dear, of course not,"
rcpliixl the mother. “ T hat's only
a joke of your father’s. Tell me,
svv«»ctheart, what’s the secret that
you’d like me to keep?”
“ Promise me not to tell fiither 1
wasn’t go«xl toilay.”—Philadelphia
Times.
Dem»tti< P l» a » a n (r)r.
‘‘What’s that you have in your
“Mv huslmnd received a note to- hand?" naked Mrs. Gimlet of her
dav m a woman’s handwriting.’’
“ Hid you o|>en it ?”
“ I di«i not And. what is more, I
left him by himself to read it ut his
leisure.”
“ Don’t yon worry over it?”
“ No, hut I think he doe#. I t was
from mv dressmaker.”
hnslwml aa he brought home a roll
of manuscript.
“ Brains, madam,” retorted Mr.
Giinlet pompously. “ Are you sur
prised at the fset ?”
“ Not in the least,” she replied.
“ I knew you didn’t carry Hiem in
your head.”
Suits $17.50 Up
Just received a full line of
fall and w inter clothes. Nice
all wool suits and overcoats
from $17.50 up.
“Summitt” all wool shirts
$1.50 and up. Complete line
of fall and w inter caps.
Closing out ladies shoes at
cost and below .
E. L. R A P P
‘The Head lo Foot Clothier.” R e d m o n d , O r .
Oregon Trunk Ry.
Service
TO-
PORTLAND
ST. PALL
DENVER
KANSAS CITY
SPOKANE
CHICAGO
OMAHA
ST. LOUIS
Daily Train
Leaves Redmond 7:21 a. m.. Opal City 8:00 a. m., Metol
ius 8:30 a. m., and Madras 8:39 a. m., arriving Portland 6:00
p. m. Direct connection at Fallbridge for Spokane and points
east. Arrive Spokane 9:45 p. m. Through tickets sold to
eastern points. Puget Sound and other western points. De
posits accepted for west-bound tickets to be furnished persons
in the east. Details will be furnished on request
H. RAUKOL, Agt.
R. Bl DD. Chief Eng r
Redmond. Ore.
Portland. Ore.
Redmond Steam Laundry
I
wish to announce to the people of
Redmond and vicinity and sur
rounding towns that I have start
ed a STEAM LAUNDRY in Redmond
on 9th street between D and E streets,
and solicit their patronage.
PROMPT ATTENTION TO ORDERS.
PRICES REASONABLE
GOOD WORK GUARANTEED.
Packages Called for and Delivered.
M R S . W . A . G O L D E N , P r o p ’r.
Tum=A=Lum Lumber Co.
Wholesale and Retail IValors
LUMBER AND
BUILDING MATERIAL
Will give prices delivered a t yard
or Roberts B ros’, mill.
Office and Yard 2 blocks east of Redmond Hotel. Redmond