I BE CAREFUL WITH PORK. HISTORIC D\RK DAYS. M a l,« S u r « T h a t I I la P r « » « r ly C s s f c s d I « «K« V « « r a.*» Msl* •* «**• • « " O j K 'O .1 F # r « .» M M .M M D a ’o r a Y « u C a i I I . Unless It’s a Good Store It Will Not Pav to Advertise It NLESS you know a person—unless that U person com es into your life in some way you are not greatly concerned about w hether he is »rood or bad, desirable or objectionable. It’ s so with a store or business. The peo- w ho never visit it care nothing about it one way or another. But It doesn ’ t exist fo r them. when they are persuaded to patronize it when they com e to turn the spot-ligh t o f their attention on it when it com es to have a l*art in their lives, as som e stores must have in all lives—then it’ s different. Then it DOES matter w hether it strives to win confidence. It does matter w hether or not its p rice con cessions are genuine, dependable. I f it meets all tests that a good store must stand when it is advertised when it thus in vites the critical attention o f people - then ad vertising "m a k e s ” the store. I f it fails in most o f the vital th in gs—i f it proves, under the light o f publicity, store. TH EN not to be much o f a A D V E R T IS IN G W IL L N OT P A Y - f o r it will em phasize sh ortcom ings as well as merits. For these same reasons it is generally assumed that the store or business which does not advertise is seeking to avoid close inspection and comparison, and that the store or business which does is courting them. -* • • i In the year 338. just brf.re the eartlnjuske of N ieoiU«'«!i*. the <l»rk ness «»* very dense from t»*> I" thr«*e hours. T*«* years afterwsr«! in all the priivm«'«*» >«f the Itoinan empire there was obscurity from «'»rlv ilswn t>* n«»«n The st*r» »ere us i ble, «nd Its durât i«»n preclude» the idea of * »«>l»r «clip»* At the return of light the sun sp|*e»re,l first in s «-r«'»*'ent f«»rm. then h* its fa« e « » » »«-en sud ««• gra«lus l.i restored l«i it« whole Visible ih»k 111 'to-.* the «tsr» were »een hl «I*' at Hom.' \l.ont I N th* MB » obscured for fourteen months. •*• thst very little of his light •*» »«*en In '«»7 such «Isrkiie.» pre vailed from 5 p m. till night ths» nothing could lie »een In **»it half the sun's disk *»» obscured for eight months. In 73-1 he w»» »gam dsrkcned, »ml pe«ip|e «ere g«-n«*r ally ternfi«*«l In 9M INirtupwl was in «Isrkn«**» f««r tw«* months, the sun hating lost It* brightness The hesieiis were then opene«) in fissure» by str«*ng Dashes of lightning, «t en there «•» «vdih'nlv bright sunlight • In Sept VI, 10!M. the sun ws* dark>'ii«*«l t»r three hours l*n Feh ÎH. I?’**», f o r «ix hour* <*omplete «larkr««« turne.! the «lav into mglil. In IVil, «*n Miclisrima* «lay, ttie «tar* w. r«* ns (bln at i p ni In I ■ IT. \pril V t to V5, tliree «lays, the sun was »«« otiscured thst manv star* were via ible at on«-e. Thus sav* Humboldt in Cosmo«. If we r«?me almost to our own time, to Mai I'd. I TOO, history and tradition as».*rt the occurrence of a remarkahle dar prevailing oirr New F.nglan«!, at le««t. at d con» ! erahly in s«nns other pi«.-«*« It came on between 19 and I l a m and continue«! until midnight, growing gradually darker ami dark er even till 11 at mght. Canilles and lampa were lighted for the peo S a m « F a m ili a r Q u a l a l i * « « . pis t«> »«-e to dm# and perform work “ Alliteratore’a artful aul” wa* about the. house Thea« became •poken o f hv the little rea«l poet requisite before 12 o’clock m. In Churchill. "T he pink of perfec the evening *o dense was it that tion” «a* originated hv Oliver G«il«l- farmer* could scarcvly, even with unith; *n «ere ” M«'asure», not the aid of a lantern, grope their men,” an«l “ Man want* but little war to the barn to take rare of the here hehiw. nor «ant* that little cattle. The bird* retir«**! to their long." Gray, the autluir o f the roosts at 11 a. m., and the day was “ Elegy,” is res|«onsihle for manv eonverte«! into night. popular phrase*, among them "Full many a gem of purest rav »erene,” Dark A g « . “ T o waste its sweetnes» on the dea The dark age* were so ralle.l ert air.’ ’ “ This . pleasing, anxious be- from the fact that for a thouaan«! mg, 11m path* of glory lea.! but ' years or so «luring the [»-ri.sl la* to the grave” and “ Where igno tw«*en the fall of the Homan empire rance is bliss ’tis folly to be wise.” and the revival of learning Europe Dr. John«on gave u» “ Who live» to wa* in intellectual «larkne.s I^-arn please must pl«-a*e to live.” 11«? also ing had practically «lisappeared said, “ Who drive* fat oxen should from the earth. Very few were himself be fat,” in which there is able to r«*a«l or write Pretty near more sound than sense. ly all knowledge of the art* and acienr«*a, of history and literature, T h « Silk S p i n n in g O y « 1«r. had perished, and the almost uni A mollusk that might take an versal ignorance lay U|«>n men like important place in textile industries a great cloud. The wisdom of the if it exi't«‘«l in sufficient numliers is paat wa* locked up m latin. which found in warm sea*, especially on was known only to the scholar*, and the coa«t o f Sicily. It ia the pinna, it wa* not until about M53 i«i the a genna <«f wing *helle«l bivalve», of fall of Constantinople) that the which one apei'ic* attain« a length Gr«*ek* liegan to enlighten the dark o f two f«?«*t. T o attach itself to the sued mind of Europe. rocks it spin« a cable of strong fila ment*. called collectively the bva- O n « T h in g t h « H«ld F «« t sus. Thi'-e threads are womlerfully A mu»ic teacher wa» giring a les strong, silken in texture arnl have *on to a talented but rarele«» pupil l»een woven into vari'jus «le|irate an«l wa« rapidly becoming impatient fabric* A pair of glove* from thi* with her Finally, at a most com material may I** seen in the British plicated part of a difficult ||||* museum, ami fine mummy cloth* pupil |ift.*«l her hands fr««m the ma«le from it by the ancient* are pian» and made a wild «lash for her «till pregeru'd. handkerchief to atop a thr«-«tene,| «if illm-'!« romei imo» «xvur from onting uncookcd or m»urti- 1 ioni li o«H'k«'«l pori, «Inoli 1 « infort | od «ili» a miom*<'opio immuto oom- monlv tu.«»ii *» trullimi, or tlo*li «forni, 'li«« wiontitt*’ ita me Ix'ing Trio li ilio H ii spirali» V ii average of l or ! por ioni of ilio lu*g» simigli tom i in tlio l'nitrd Stai«-» «r«\ ac cordine ?'* ti'** ImroHii <if niiiiiml m- «lil«tr\ « f Ilio I mli'.l Stato» dopar! ' meni «if aeru-ulturo, inf«'»io«l with tlns para-ito. VVIion tmii'iuittod lo human being* triohinao nuiy calmo »orlon* illn«''*. »o mot imo* rctulting in di'ntli. Out of alxmt 13,000 o i k i of trii'hino*i* rtvorded in modica! ht«»mtur*«. nuwt of whi«-h «xrourre«! m Kitroj««*, vii* rc»iiltc«l fatali» No nu tli.rl «>f ni'|«o«'tioii ha* voi l«oon do vi mal bv «hioh tho presene* or alamm o o f trichinao in pork «-ati lo dolonuinod with «yrtaitm. ami tho govornmont meat in»poction «l«w« not includo in«pecti«m for thi» para »ite. MI persona aro aovnrdinglv «armai by tho l'nitoil Stato* «!«■ partmont of agriculturo imt t«> oat pork or «a il »a e«', or sa u suge «-ontani ing juirk. whotlu-r or not il Ita» laa«n in«p«*ot«*«l hy fodernl, »tato or nm- nioipnl authoritio*, unti! «fior it ha» laa n properly o«a«ko«l. V tom|«-ra ture of al>out 1*50 «legree# l ahron hoit kilt* tho para-ito, thoroforo p««rk, whon prop« rii oook« .l, mai !»• caton without anv daneor of infoo tion Fr«'*h pork »houli! la- r«M>k«*«l nntd it bocomo» «h ìto ami i* no loncor rtal in color in all }K»rti<*n* of tho p u a o, at ilio < «-ntor a» «oli a» noar thè «urfa«-o. I*rv »alt pork. pioklial p«irk ami *m*«ko«l p«irk prò VlOUtlj »alliaf or pli'kbal. prnvideil thè curine i» thoroiigh, are prac tically »afe *o far a» trichinoei» la concorn«al, hut a» thè thorouphn«**» of the curine i* not al* ai a cortain »udì meat «honld al»o I»- cook«a) before it i* caton.— Bnulstrccts may Is- th«*n an«l there Ue*troved hi such occupier or bv hw onlers.” But this gem o f meaningU'ss rh«*t- Q u # «r A c ts T h a t Ha va Been P a s t e d by the British Parliament. oric was not passed. Peers of the realm, as well a* the Lord Palmerston, when prime minister, once sai-1 that the British commons, lapse into ambiguity. A parliament could do ‘‘ anything but certain noble lor«l in committee on turn a man into a woman or a wom the agricultural holdings bill put an into a man.” Thi* ancu-nt legis down this startling notice: “ T o a«k the government whether lature can abolish any institution of , the country, tin* throne, the church, they will consiiier tlm practicability the courts of justice, and «an even of introducing some provision for extinguish itself. But it is often alleviating the great hartlsliip now unable to “ muli«* sense’’ o f the stat suffere*! by the family of anv cler utes in which it embodies its au- gyman if he dies while occupying his glele-. as manv clergvmen have ■ thoritv. One of tin* most ludicrous enact latterly found themselves reluctant ments to la* found in the acts of lv compelled to do.” — Harper’s parliament is the statute fi>r the re Weekly. building of a certain jail. The bill W e s t m i n s t e r and C oron ation s. a* originally drafted provided that The longest time that \V«**tmfn«- prisoners should la* cnnl'mial in the ter abbey has ever l>e«'n r|ose«| f(,r old jail until the n«-iv one ivas built, but in romniilt«-e a clause ua* a«l«l- coronation preparations was for the «•d to the effect that the new prison coronation of lieorg«- IV., in I I The able •V was closed to tlie public should la* c«in«tnn ted out of the «n«*«re It was the last atraw. materials of the old, and the bill in May, 1820, an«) was net thrown Starlight. open again until two year- later “ Oh,” exclairnml the teacher, laa-anie law liefore anvWJy detect Starlight ha* been measure«] in The pris eedings against •ju«,«,n I’ar- thrusting her own handkerchief at ed the absurdity. oline ilelayed the work t«i some ex comparison with the sunlight and her, "was there ever tin h a girl’ Then there is the “ fifty-second of tent, but mo«t «if the time was the following result* been an You lose your position, you lose <«eorge II., chapter 1 t«i,” which cn- nouneed: The light received from a rctg that the penalty iinpos«>«| nndi-r taken up in removing and r.-pla ing star o f the first magnitude like vour lingering, you lose your hand it shall la* given, half to the king every particle o f woodwork and fit Vega i» aliont one forty-thou- kerchief—you loee everything!” “ Oh, no,” responde«/ the pupil, and half I«« the poor of th** parish. tings. The abbey on this occasion «andth-millionth of the sun’s «as said to have c«>ntainc«l the wilh a twinkle “ N’ot everything' After the act ha«l been pas»ed it largest congregation ever assem ble Y oung pla« «'* the t*»tal starlight re- I haven’t lost my temper.” was discovered that the penalty feived by lb<* eartli at tlie value of there and to have presented th«' which the act provides is transpor Th# C «««««t W #f. most splendid coronation spe, tael, 3.(88* fir«t niagnitud«' stars, thus tation for f«iurt«*en year«. The first making th«' whole «tarlight to l»e A «learn heating plant had been ever witnes'cd.— L'«n«I'iri 8t*n<hir<l intention was that the penalty «•ne-sixtieth that of the full moon. installed in the house of the new should la? a line of £500. On sec A R em in der, — Chicago H«'< <>r«l- Hera hi. president «if a small, conseriative ond thought parliament substituted “ Do yon think." OTWetle nske.| college. The president, startled by Hi » C o n t rib u t io n . a term of [«*nal servitwb*, but it Mckee. “ that there s aovthing to a break in the steam pines, went in ‘ I wish some time, Mr. Speeder,” forgot to omit the clause providing these advertisements in which you i »«•arch of the ctdlege janitor. Be for the division of the spoils be read about a system of remember- ! said the doctor, “ that you would ing unfamiliar with his new mr- mg ?” tween the king and his imlizent bear our Inwpital ir...... nd and, if it -nun.lmw« i.n . aubjects. ' I «lon’t. Hut I ,1» think ■ mil, "PK*'" '« *• »>m..|Inn, f.,r ..|)r s imi-,.," “ ió'|n!rn‘ ,,i,i, f» Again, the Darlington improve can acquire the habit of making ment act of 1872 has a “ definition” everyday affaira remind him o f oth that it would puzzle the most astute er«." i Sjieeder. why can t you I*«* satis- “ Well ” tl„. l . i , . >- « . lawyer to explain. It retd», “ The O’ Beetle p*x>bpool.e«!. “ U n l«s That now chauffeur o f mine ,|ow dra'wl. “ I find the contribute«! at least two pa- term ‘ new building’ means anv one thing relate* closely to another •a to »end him a postal card.” — Ex building pulle«! or burnt to, <»r with it would never remind mo of any- •¡"nti a day to your old charity. ••hange. thing,” lie said. , What more «Jo yon want?” _Har- in ten feet of the surface o f the a«l- “ Well. I’ve known pretty brainy pcr’" Weekly. joining ground.” C u t* L l t t U ■ il ly , “—---------------- Such mistakes are, of course, dm- men to have the same idea as my P ']‘ Y* ■*•*! Billy’« mother, “ There's N® M#p* for M'’"- to clumsiness or carelessness. Oth velf," averred McFee. didn t I tell you that if you ate Jenka, the author, for instance " “ There’s no uae," he sa.lly aaid. ers just as smusing arise from the •ny o f that jam I’d whip you ?" “ Jenk* is certainly brainy,” . failure in life.” use or misuse o f technical language. Yeaaiim. But you wouldn’t whip One amendment proposed by a agreed O’ Beetle. “ He a a man 0f 1 “ Don't give up. You have tried ’ •'ck kid, would you?” He itarted suddenly. | ►'•ny thing», but tho trouble ia that | «*(>f member of parliament was worded letter«.” course not. Are you 111, “ And that reminds me! I’ve just *‘ ,npl.T haven’t struek the thing Billy?” a* follow» : wh*ch you are fitted.” [ ««V»««.— i j ...... “ Every dog found trespassing on remembered a letter my wife gave f ° r “ There’» nothing for which I’m well ” d° n * ‘ hmk 111 * jt enclosed land, unaccompanied by me to mail. I’ll take care o f it ” And while he was mailing it Me- I'm a failure, f tell you. I _ ..... , the registered owner of such dog, ,lt or other person, who shall on being Fee ehuckled at the quick change don’t le-lievc I <ould get rich even n.a,i. i.:. . m »»0™ , , asked for his true name and address o f opinion which had come over hi* >f I «turfed a chicken farm.” —Chi- ! « « i , * , , friend —New York Tame.. j cago Record Herald. | ,tnd pj ¡¡m LAUGHABLE LAWS. ¿ ¡r« sr " * '- Redmond Steam Laundry winh I» announce to the ix-opl« of Utnimonti ami vicinity and nur* rounding town** that I have ntart- I ,*«1 a ST KAM L A t 'N D K Y in U rd m on d on Oth atrcct between I» and K atreetn, it nd nolicit their patronage. PROMPT ATTENTION TO ORDERS. PRICKS KKASONABIE tidol) WORK Gl .ARANTEH). Packages Called fur anil Delivered. M R S . \V . A . G O L D E N . I ’ ro p 'r. LA M H FKKI) Vi). R ed m o n d , n r v tjo n Roller Mill and Feed Grinding I b alers in <‘ h«ip Feed o f all kinds. |tal«*«l llnv Tim«»thy, A lfalfa, t ’ hixer, Ss^wla and S*-*-«| Grain. TOLL (TIOI’ I'ING DONE. Manufacturers of Graham Ilnur T H E P IO N E E R M E A T M A R K E T I N Ot’ R NEW LOCATION ON fith •treet between D and K atPreta we have every facility for conducting a FIRST C U S S MEAT MARKET. All of «Mir meat* are kept awret and clean, and wi* make it a point to accommodate our cuMtom«*rs in every pmunlde manner. We have establish.*«! a STHKTLY CASH •SYSTEM, which make*«« it lietler for all concerned. Bologna and Weiners, Fresh Daily Fresh Vegetables Always on Hand CASH PaiJ for Duller and E jjs T r y lIs to r C O O / ) S H R V / G R TEMPLETON & KAFLR, Proprietors O M AGRICULTURA! COLLEGI DIGNIFYING the INDUSTRIES Tïi.' 'í ,h* "**• at • hsauurul a* sat* b«°t •»*•» Will show i n , b o , or «tr i fcow I« atlCCIKD t » » r • J«*«» l la T O D O A a r f «B.I s b d IX It w b« ss s l »* f * » »» * *"•*■• ■■ lbs >»• » m*n » I l TO « I ill I I b* T e . o . l n l o _____ T h b « « « ft I I m n o o r f t aft« ho C s o 1« . t n _ a » « 1, . . 0 . « l i ^ , « « 4 _____ g o y u i I . s , r m l H In o l« 4 u s t,lo o « « 4 l a o o rv « A L L Ih o googlo li ofs f* courooo 1 « A , r i m i i u r o c i , i l K o d a o o r l B , i U . i r l « » * » « s i b o o i I b , ■ « i - h a i i c k l ( B , l B 0« r l « f M l « l * l • • I l « ( . r o r o a t r , . D o m « , t l « v B e l o « « « « n 4 A r i . C«W » •r« « . f h ir m « ', ««4 B u ilt. T b . C o l l . , . «»»»• ■ • p ' . m b o r 1 1 4 C a iA ja g fy*s. . „ V i ” . " a ioiara a ì . oatooa AoaicoiruaAl OOLLIUI. Cor,« 111 «, drogo» 1 J Seeds J Farm Field & o Hay Grain Poultry and Ground d Feeds Garden Redmond Feed & Fuel Co.