The Port Orford tribune., February 18, 1920, Image 1

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tOWCgST TOWT o W RECORD
M ADE G H A S T L Y D IS C O V E R Y
OU Upaaaaar A tla s A r rlra s l a Loa A a *
p J a A fte r a T rip of O t o
When B ret U s rts was consol a t Glas­
gow, ha was seldom to be found In th a t
city, as be spent moat o l hl« tim e In the
London draw ing rooms, where be was
a general f a v c r lt* and delegated the
consular business to assistants. Ona
day whits tasking one o f his rare vis­
its to Glasgow h e scraped acquaintance
w ith a stranger on the train. Bach
seemed fascinated by the other’s per­
sonality, and tiro« passed quickly. At
last they reached the outskirts o f •
targe city.
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Loa Angelas.—CympisUnc Ota
aot tow oa record, the g u n d ir t Oil
steamer Atlas, Capt. Thomas Kenton, ar­
rived hare from New Vork w ith the
big barge No 93, both steamer and
barge ISueo with oil. The vessels an­
chored In the tower bay, and began to
discharge their cargoes.
Seventy-two days were occupied by
the Atlas la bringing the bsrge from
New York.
In the N o r th A tla n tic ,
T I M place ta ttls l” Inqalred tha
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• I haven’t the slightest Idea.“ replied
Harts, a fte r looking out o f the window.
A few minutes later the ra ilw a y
guard opened tbe door of the compart­
ment and announced thgt they had a r­
rived a t Glasgow.
When H a rte showed up a t the con­
sulate tbe next morning, the first per­
son who advanced to greet him was tbe
agreeable stranger, who Introduced
himself as'a special agent of the home
government sent to Investigate chargee
of neglect o f duty on the p art of the
consul.
- The agent may have been affable, b at
he was lacking la a sense of humor,
for be evidently cabled bis government
an account of the train Incident, as
Hartc'a successor waa soon a fte r ap­
pointed.
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One might almost say th a t tbe recipe
for a Imppy home was w hat baa been
aptly called a "bland" d ie t W h ile It
to not literally true th a t eating bog
makes n bog o f n man, yet It Is true
there is a large connection between It
and character.
Bloodthirsty, lustful
races are those th a t eat meat—largely
rare meat—freely, wbeieaa the gentle.
Industrious. )*ersistent races are most­
ly grain and fru it entera.
W hile the controversy ever vegeta­
rianism is one for scientists 4 o s e ttle
even the humblest o f ns can -afford to
try for blmself tbe advantages of •
“bland" diet. I t Is a most Interesting
experience to see bow acute and sensi­
tive the sense o f taste can become by
avoiding food that baa a strong taste.
No one knows tbe delicate sweets
and acids, oils and bites In our com­
mon cereals and fruit» who eats bugs
chunks of flab, flesh and fow l highly
flavored and deluged w ith biting
sauces. Sim plicity of life can be as
much a part of diet as of furniture or
rtotbea. - W illiam Noyes In Good
Housekeeping.
In e c b a i svwywhaw
la Mr. Julian lia s thorns*» “H aw ­
thorne and H U C ird e ” U the story of an
experience which wUl doubt lea» be a ^
predated by many bousei.rapets. wbo
have sullered tim .la t ¿tony, U sot from
praclaaly the same causa.
One night during Mr. Hawthorne's
term as consul «1 Liverpool his friend.
Mr. Henry Bright, the water-color a r ­
tist, asms to an Informal supper, and
Hrs. Hawtboraa. In honor of hsrgnesL
placed upon the tabla a Jar of aapadnliy
floe raspberry Jam.
U r. Bright tasted the Jam. sad a t ones
became enthusiastic
H» had sever
sates any so delicious, ba d e c la red
There was a peculiar iwsns about M
which surpassed his rettolUcltons of any
Jam hediad ever tastedTiosa boyhood up.
He was still In the midst of but rhspso
dies and still consuming tbelr subject
with enthusiasm when Mrs. Hawthorns,
who had taken a little of th» Joni upon
her own plate, made t ghastly dl«c-ivery.
The cover of the Jara pot had evidently
tot ajar In the doeet. and an Innum er»
bU army of almost microscopic sots had
discovered the treasure, sad plunged
eagerly Into IL
I W hat color the Invading army had
been before they became Incorporated
with the Jam nobody knew; at the time
i of the discovery they eould be dlstln.
I gulahed only by their struggles w ith
the pervasive stickiness—and Ibe eyes
of Henry Bright were among tbs moat
, aear-slgbtsd In England.
! W h a t was to be done? M r. sad Mrs.
Hawthorne stealthily exchanged "one
awful look" and the question was set­
tled. It was too late to recall the ants
flavoured by thousands; It was dear»
' ly one of the eases where Ignorance
was bliss. M r. Bright accompanied hie
meal with a “continual psalm" In praise
of the exquisite flavor of the raspberry
Jam. and never to the day of his*death
discovered tbs awful secret of that fla-
lqch ateel cable used a« A tew line
parted, but another was -Mbstituied
within an hour, and from that time
u ntil both vessels „dropped anchor
w ithin the Golden Gate no trouble was
axperienoed.
The entire distance traversed waa
13,090 miles, and for the last 10.000
miles of the distance the same big
sia-lnch steel cable held fa s t
Tow ­
ing machines were used on both the
Atlas and her barge, by means of
which all slack in (he tow line was
taken up automatically, thus prevent­
ing unnecessary Slacking of the line
and consequent parting of the cable.
Tbe worst weather during the whole
trip was In tbs Straits of Magellan,
where for three days thick and foggy
weather waa experienced.
Outside
Cape F ilial* In the Pccillc, more rough
weather was run Into, but the Atlas
and her tow-met with no serious trou­
ble. Not a single vessel was sighted
after leaving the straits, and the Allas
and her tow were not even In oom-'
munlcatlon w ith each other.
Tbe Atlas is a tank sieumer, and left
New York w ith 16.00« barrels of fuel
oil in her bold. A ll but 5.000 barrels
of this cargo wae used lor fuel on tha
way.
Tbe barge left New York with
31,000 barrels, or 1.255 000 gallons of
naphtha, In addition to several thou­
sand barrels of fuel oil that was con­
sumed o if t h e w ay* in operating her
steam steering gear and winches
w ith which she is provided.
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I There Is one comfort about such a*«
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pertenees. Although even the moat
What would you think of a
or h, rol(- „ .„ i could hardly
young man, ambitious to become enjoy thpui at tln tlm * one who 1« blessed
a law yer, who should surround w ith a sense of humor knows that aoonep
himself w ith a medical atmoa or later, when t b - r ig h t perapecOve to
Marden, in Success. Do you think
Mat the g i , » PMrnpUM.
he would ever become a great
D r. Liddell's morning levees wore
law yer by follow ing aueliacourae 5 ' crowded beyond description. I t was
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jr .z s u s
atmosphere, where he can absorb • » „ „ a him w ith a stethoscope, w rit« nla
prescription and pocket b it fee ta a
attuned to the legal note.
H t apace of tim e varying from two to flve
m u it be grafted Into tha legal
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IA- - - T i- «hown into th t consulting room and
tree ao th a t he can feel its aap eir underwent whs m ig h t be termed the
eulating through him.
Instantaneous process. When I t was
H ow long would it take a young completed the pnilent shook hand*
man to become successful who
th,e '
a“d
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It and be Steeped In it until he la
the loan o f a dollar. A tw e dollar blM
was the smallest tbe alderman had.
This be banded ta live caller w ith tbe
rem ark: —
“Go to the cigar stand down s ta ir *
get a fifteen cent cigar, keep a dollar
and bring me the change.“
In a few minutes tbe visitor reap­
peared. pulling contentedly at a cigar,
and banded tbe alderman 85 cents. No­
horneanfie S a v a K idney 1
ticing a peculiar expression on tbe al-
aad Don’t Know i t
derman's face, be w ithdrew tbs cigar
W ew'ïeTU Owl.
from his Ups tong enough to Inquire:
FUI a bottle or comme.-. ' v .
“ Did you mean th a t tbe cigar waa
for you oi bm K*
“Get out of h e r e r was all the di»
gusted politician could any.
' • V ' f f l - 1 ffi A a — t j unhealthy eondl-
n t*.
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ar tongue to
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AVOW ALUM
MP CALES
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M a tu ra alono wma’t
»rad a L d p .
Nothing hss ever equalled i t
Nothing can ever surpass i t
Dr. King’s
New Discovery
A Perfect
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Cure:
Me»** hack If It
J 4 A O A Z IN Q
F a» h l on
A u th ority
For N e a r ly 5 0
fcoyal is made from ppre, refined Grape Cream of T artar—Costs more
AJum but you have die profit of quality, the profit of good health.
dh it,
T h e 1 4 tr ie C a r g o s .
Tlicre la much comfort to be founfl
In a garden. 1 bare watched a poor
woman at a little box of.flow ers at a
wludow. growing radiant wtth bappl-
oesa as each bud blossomed and smiled
upon ber gentle band.
W ater your
little gardeu and tend It well. A llttto
Iqvs for suullglit, a little sympathy fo r
rstn. and the garden o f the heart may
bloom w ith beautiful deeds and fra ­
grant thoughts. Though tbe beauty of
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tbe rose Is lirief, yet tbe perfume may
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! be preserved, like tbe memory of a
kiss, forever.—fchoelmaster.
O ro v n d
th a n
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neyi; < “ False
It Is
evldenos of kid-
nay trout's: los
ysur linen
vbsolutaly free by mall,
addreoc D r. Kilm er fe a<am «r e— e k wa
Co., Binghamton. N. Y . Whoa wrtttng m e »
ties readtsg this generous sfllor to tbta paper.
BAKING
P&WEE3
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m ore about it. beth rent
plainly ~
For All T
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Trii.i
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Y ta r e l
M a
t l i * 1 4 0 0 4 *0 w e n w a w h e ’ « J *
M e C A L L -S * v * r r w io n lh fo r c * r r e e t fa*t-
l o a a «•» r m t t . r n * , <•» e e o n o m ic «! »■V'i«.
fo r fa n e v iw ed le w re rh , fo r s e e S e«e»ioe—toe
g lo o a u r * , for lir t p , fo r *1*1«.
M cC A LL P e tte r» I L
F »r
“ M ary,” said tbe yoaag matraw’S
mother. “It seemed to me yus were
vary cold tu Juba this morningT”
"Ysa.” she replied. "I'm beginning to
suspect him."
-T h e Ideal Y ou have no reason ta.
I'm sure.”
“ Havea’t I t I dreamed last night
that I saw him kissing suotbsr w »
man."—Philadelphia Press
The
B r id e .
“Haven’t I married yon b dforvF
asked the rlergym aa pleasantly o f tbs
young lady from Chicago who wad
shout to be Joined to the yoaag a a a
from Gehkosh.
“Only twice." she mnrmnrad coyly,
and the ceremony went o a.-B o st« «
Post
L a r e a t F i r e * S ta k t.
H is Dog—Are you certain th t< yoor
mistress loves my m asterl
H e r Dos— Why. It was lore a t flrst
sight She poelied me off the sofa to
let him sit dow n.- Detroit F r r * P res*
la order to I » In perfo ri health one
must he temperate in rating
The
mrals should be regolar. Regularity to
our o f tbe golden rules o f a well wrdar-
ttj life .-L a d le s ' Home JotuaaL
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etally ria d to meet you, aa I have ortrn
BIG CITY HARDENS SENSE.
i \ / I * * 1 «* tbs |tl* -
J c i 11 I ¡3 r * / ,.
T T y w /y f * v J >
frequent desire 1*
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JUG pass It or pain la
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....... ~~~ the back is else
oonv lne:nf proof that the kidneys and bis»
dsr are out of order.
W h a t to B e.
Thers It comfort la the krowlodgo as
often espreseed. that D r. K U irar’t Sweaep-
Beot. (ho great Kidney remedy fu lfil« every
wish in curing rheutT.slism, .-win la the
Sack, kidneys, liver, t ladder and »very part
of the urlasry postage. It corrects InsMItty
to hold water and eoalaing pain In peering
It, or bad effects lellew'ng use of liquor,
wine or beer, and ovorccrn-ia that unpleasant
necessity of being compelled to go oftea
flurlnr «hr dsy, and to get up mat y t.mes
tbe night. Tbe mild ano tea eatra-
ordtnanr af.'ect o! S w r je p - R o e t is soon
realized. It stand« the liipt oet for Its woa-
derlul cutes of the most disbeoo'.ig case*
If you need a medicine you sltsuld have tbe
best. Sold by a.uggtsts lr SOc. and 3 « Arse. I
Y o u ira y have a sa/uplo pottle of this
wonderful
discovery
F ^ t -W w —
and a boox that toils
and look in the glass—you will see the effect—
You can’t help puckering—it make* you pucker
to think of tasting it.
t'y tho use of so called cheap Baking
Powders } « « take this puckering, injurious Alum
right into your system—you injure digestion,
and ruia your stomach.
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puts himself into an atmosphere heo/ d In}. fM her, f o >. Forester, speak of
of failu re and remains in it until his old friend. Dr. Liddel!.“ "W h a t!"
he la soaked to saturation with exclaimed the doctor. “ Are you Dick
the idea? lfu w long would it ta k f i i orc*l“fL" 7?” 7 ”,
1 .My
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dear fellow, exclaimed the doctor,
a man who deprecates -himself
thBt pre>cripUa. ln u ,, flr^
talks of failure, walks like a fa il ; pirn««, und sit down and tell me w h a t la
are, and dresses like a failure— the m atter w ith you 1"
People o f Orest Metropolis Beeemt
insensible to Foetid A tm «»,
pbere in W hich They L ive.
Perhaps it is fo rtun ate th a t
i those people who spend a ll th eir
.1 1 ves in it dcnselt |r-piilntod me-
{ n opolis are, Io a grt-nl extent, un-
' i onai ious- of -the foetid atnios
' phere in which they live.
A fte r
| «{tend ng a protracted |>erlod it
' th e luounttiiua aud forests, n
i nostrils are shocked by the dtsu
! greeultle otlors em anating front
1 the gutters, the sho|«, the stale
■ beer of the saloons, and the very
persons of the people on th'
streets, says Dan Heard, In to<
rent ion.
tfut this sensitiveness of o d c ' s
olfactories does not long continue
As tbe ears became uccusloined to
the roar of the streets, and the
eyes to the rank growth of the no
ga.nly buildings, one’s uoseceusc-
'to record the disagreeable odors
As Ibe faculties adjust them
selves to the unnatural and un
sanitary surroundings of the city;,
ns the five seiises become blunte '
and dull, their owner appears 1
‘be gradually losing individual i
and exist only as an nn,mportnn
atom in the tu rb H flood of huniiiu
ity. Home men aie atoms a ll thru
Ona M ira c l* B ogota Another.
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In Koumania overloading of house­ lives, bat if the president of the
hold animals during Otiriolmss algr.t U nited Ktates can go catnpinr
extend* to several klail* oi cat­ with the boys, why should not .<!
tle, oxen, cows, aheap had donkey*, Americans who can get a week
while hor«e* arc slw ayt ond emphat­ off follow h s example? Many o'
ically excluded from the heneflt In the
the Hons of Daniei Boone « r
Balkan «tales.
)_ Orthodox passant* whom I asked quite young, and th eir parent
about tha oustom, gave thia sxplaaa- may object to these little fellow
camping aloue, but there could b -
" la tha stahls where tbe Christ Child no objections if the father of some
was born were several kind« of ani­
oile of the boys went with them
mal*, horses among others, but only
tbs oxen, cows, sheep rn<l donkey« to teach them woodcraft and
behaved, that Is. remained'quiat w ith­ keep them under his eyes, and it is.
out disturbing the hob u m liy . The safe to say th a t tbe man who vol­
horses, on th* other hind, Lspt up a unteers t » take a fort of Boone
coatlnoowe r-vW, *tapp >2 from one
boys camping will have tbe tim e,
foot uion tha other, and lie ,a d aa.'
Bsigbed all tha Urns, ln rrm»n.byBRcs of bis ll/e, and tbe boys w ill bel|^
of this we fvvor th* snlnix.j naw were him enjyajt h i« sc If.
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good to the Christ Ch.ld and Ills holy
mother, and naturally th * hor**s don't
coma la (or th * (cast,”