O R E G O N , W E D N E S D A Y , JA xN U A H Y lì* * A CARELESS CONSUU rh e A single motion is quicker to n than two. Only one motion is neede< make any character desired on complete, ¿traight-line, keydor-e\ character keyboard of the w h ic h , when investigated, bevitably lead to the selection • i the South Premier— A K e y for Every Character. W rite for information to Reprehensible. I I do a e t W u tb * k i i • >">« , ol **_ p a rfe rm w ith fa r loo lilt:« r a r it y . j N o r can I chariok V k ru im n s l ok“ - T h a t » a .u r r o i of V h iia M aa e t a r it g . t eblvfty itaw» ic m lw i noa. ... I B u And o » o ita » r •u ilo i » r»pi®u ■ *’ • ■ W h o a t thta w u . i l docai It hi»d T o da'-a out « if '.«th a t lb *» caU 'taonoa W hen Bret Iia r ie was consul a t Glas­ gow, he was seldom to be found In th a t city, as he spent moat of his tim e ta the London drawing rooms, where ba waa a general favorite, and deleguted tha —Tow* TopU, consular business to assistants. One day while malting one of Ms rare vis­ it a to Glasgow he scraped acquaintance w ith a etrauger on the train. Bach teemed fascinated by tha other’s per­ sonality. and time passed quickly, At last t(iey reached the outskirts of..»-, large city. “W h a t place la th ia F Inquired tha , stranger. “ 1 haven’t the slightest Idea,” replied Harts, a fter looking out o f the w indow . J A few minute« later the railw ay . guard opened the door of the compart­ ment and announced th a t they had ar- i rived a t Glasgow. When- H a rts shows« up a t the COtt- | knlate the next morning, the first per- 1 eon who advanced to greet him was thu agreeable atranger, who Introduced himself as a special agent o f the home government sent to Investigate charges of neglect o f duty on the part of the consul. The agent may have been affable, but be was lacking In a sense of humor, for he evidently cabled hla government an account of the train Incident, aa | i H arte’a successor was soon a fte r ap- I pointed. SX Model 10 devised C o m p le te , S tra ig h t L in e Keyboard and W a r B r a t B a r t « C aaaa t o fcom» M ia P a a t t l o a a t G la ,« r w ir . r v i i m i x ’«- a 4 10X20 Un. "Bow did Dodds ever become <*< eitmaa?” “H uh; he has the only law, mower In Ik s neighborhood, an • promised to buy a new snow short Indianapolis N e w s . , “T h a t newly-rieh Billses carves beay U fa lly .’’ “ Yes. hs lei.rned how to n- th a t when they lived in s Harlem fist and he had to make one chicken go round w ith nine in the fem ily."—Cleve­ land Plain-Dealer. “ Yea, I t ’s true,” boasted Col. Bragg “ I ’ve been in Innumerable aogagw meuto. end yet I never lost my heod ” “ And I've been In hundreds of them, replied the summer girl, “end sever lost m y heart.’’— Philadelphia Press. She— " I t ’s strnugc how the smallest things In life make the hugest difficul­ ties."— He— “ T h a t’s so. Xaal night, for InstAncs, I could find the' house all rig h t, but for the life o f nie I could»*» find the keyhole."—Stray Stories. “Say," remarked th e first hoy on the way to school. “ 1 just heard the m in is te r t«l> another man 'a t my pa waa a ’horrible example.' Wonder w hat 'at is?” “ I guess,” replied the other. “hn must have a lot of fractions in him ."— Omaha lies. “ Now, children,” eaid the « L o o t teacher, “can you tell me o f a g reater power than a klngT” "Yea, ma’am ," eried a little boy. sagw ly. “W hat, W illie?” asked the teacher (expecting the answer: “An emperor"), benignly. “ An *cs, ma’am,” waa the unexpected reply.—Tow n T alk.________ . T h e Smith Premier Typewriter Co„ Inc. Syracuse, N . Y . B»aschea sverywhsw and character. Bloodthirsty, lustful races are those-that eat meat—largely rare m e s t-fre e ly . whereas the genii«. Industrious, persistent races are most­ ly grain and fru it eaters. W hile the controversy over vegeta­ rianism Is one for scientists to settle even the humblest o f us can afford ta try for himself the advantages o f • “ bland" d ie t I t ta a moat interesting experience to see how scuts aud sensi­ tive the sense of taste can liecome by avoiding food that has a stroug tasts. No one knows the delicate sweet» and acids, oils aDd bites in our com­ mon cereals and fruits who eats huga chunks of Uat), flesh nnd fowl highly flavored and deluged w ith biting sauces. Simplicity o f Ufa can be ad much a part of diet as of furniture a» clothes. - W illiam Noysn In Good Housekeeping. . Mrs. Bargalngrab— I see these smok­ ing Jackets are marked “A bargain a t |6 .W ” W ere they selling at mors? Department Store Clerk—No. ma'rm; but they haven't been marked up from a lower price. Ilka moat of the Christ» m w things, ma* rm. D id a s M e w a n T a l d . An Impecunious constituent o f • C M - eago alderman called upon th * latteg a t hla office last week and requested the loan of a dollar. A tw o dollar bill was the smallest the alderusM bad. This be banded to the caller w ith tha remark: “Go te the cigar stand down s ta ir» get a fifteen cent cigar, keep a dollal and bring me the change.” In a few mlur.tes the visitor reap­ peared. ptilling contentedly st a clgac, and handed the alderman 85 cents. No­ liMMAAda Mar» Kid»«y 1 ticing a peculiar expression on the al- a n d D o n 't K n o w tt. derman's face, he withdrew the cigar Mow T o r i a O u t. from his iips long enough to Inquire: “ Did you mean th a t the c lg a r w a a Fill a botti* or sommoi w . for you or ma?" “Get out of here!” wan nil the dis­ unhealthy oondi- gusted politician conld say. «v’-tv-rq F 'M v - « tlon of the kid­ T h e IJ t« l« « s r C a s . ney*; *< t Vslaa your llD«a It is , There Is much comfort to bo fonnfi evldeeca ef kid- I In a garden. I have wntebed a poor nay trou t's; to * woman at a little box of flowers ut a (request dahra te | window, growing radtaut w ith happi­ pass I’ ar pals la . ness as each hud blossomed saul smiled the hack ta alee her gentle hand. W ater your senv facing proof that uiion tha kidneyt sad blad­ der are out of order. little garden nnd tend It well. A little W h a t to n * . Thar« Is comfort la the krowledgs sa often exprsaaad. t'-at D r. Kilmar'a Swamp- Rsot, the great Sidney remedy fulfills avsry wish in curing rheumatism, ,-wUa in tha beak, kidnayr. liver, bladder and avtTy part of the u-lnary passage. It corrects Inability to hold water and scalding pain is passing It. or had alfacta fallowing use of liquor, wise or beer, and ovarcoma* that uspleeaont necessity af being compelled to ge often during A a day. sad to get up many t.maa I'e-J.g the night. The mild sna tse a»:rs- ordinary ef.oCt et S w am p-R oo t la coos rea'lzed It «tends the higbact far Its won­ derful curaa ef the rreat i ’awewng cease. If you nood » modlctne you should have tha beat. Sold by arugglxt* Ir £0e. a n d jl. Proa. You may have a aoripla rattle ef thia wonderful uiacavery and a book tr.at tell» and look in Hi« glass—you will see the eflfect— Y ou can’t help puckering—it make* you pucker to think of tasting it- - By the use cf eo called cheap Baking PoYtt’crs you take th'* puckering, injurious Aluoi right into your system—you. injure digestion, and ruin your ftxwnach. love for sunlight a little sympathy fo» ratti. and the garden o f the heart may bloom w ith Irevmilful deed« and fra ­ grant thoughts. Though the beauty of the Tone is brief, yet the perfume may he preserved, like the memory of a kiss, forever.—Schoolmaster. ro o d and C o ld * . A s K g y n tU n W oe««». lion racJing thia gonaroue after la tkte papak pìainìy- G ro s a d M AG A Z IN B 'J 25^ F tr fcoy»l is made from pure, refined Grape Cream of Tartar-CdW s nio}e than Alum but you have the profit of quality, the profit of good health. F a t h to n A u th o rity N e a r ly 5 0 \ Y e a r» ! Jaam/»tÌ9n e«n tn curweL Nat a« alcun wou't A» it, it »*Wa hntp. Dr. King’s New Discovery VIXENISH WOMEN OF 00R1A. One of the greatest wonders of an­ cient Egypt was the artificial body of w ater called Lake M-mrio. According to Herodotus “ the measure of Its shrinking tourist—shculd the occasion circunifereucc was thirty-th ree hun­ arUs. says Outing. The women of tha dred furlongs, which Is equal to the en­ upper cl«*« are rigor«“» !/ excluded tire length of Egypt along the sea- from maevultno eyas sad s M arty vote ooast." T he excavation, which was of than«.« Is due tha committee who made In the time of King Moeris (the Memnon of the Greeks and Romans), fathered thia uaw rillsn law. The dainty Uttla Japanese muamee. taaurlng along was of varying depths, and its center was occupied by tw o pyramids, the |a sandals or on wood*« gets, la * gean- apexes of which were three hundred Ina rallal to tha sye after a » > •* ° f » *• uncomaly Corean famala. aud It U , » feet higher than the surface of the p la a a ln g rofloeU on that Nippon la «low­ w ater. T h e w a t e r fo r t h is g ig a n tic artificial reservoir was obtained from ly But suraly apraadlng bar aiandas* the N ile through a canal, whieh six over tha harm'll realm. Until Ooraan boy« are married s»d months of the year had an inflow and the other six an outflow,.corresponding acquire the pseudo dignity cf tha ton- to high and low w ater in the river. knot. their hair 1« worn girl .--M o n In - much The canal gradually filled w ith sand twin plaits down ¡¡u ’ r l e c and the lake has long since evaporated, do thaj ra»«rob:e s ir— 1« • “*•" b ut the bottom is still one of the most Urns« diflcult io rtt -rini,. - . •* *tx . and on« la nttb: times uptew r • . .Used fertile tracts In Egypt, to ohtterv? v ha* ha is positive a; two girls sprawling aud viciously lighting la An incorrigible drunkard was being S Corean street. treated In the Tenon hospital, Paris, for hsllncinailcuta One evening one of BLOOD IN THE BEARING«. the nurses was passing through the dis- aecting-room where there were lying Hindoo Thieves W ould Mot Steal the tw o or three empty coffliiR, and, w alking "Deatorad” O il Used In i m e - close to one of them, a hand waa thrust teen M achinery. out from under the lid and caught the g irl by her dress, and a voice from w ith in called out: “ I say, where are you going to bury me?” The g irl screamed w ith terror, and fled through the passage, calling for help. H a lf the house came down around her, and wflien they heard her story they laughed and chided her; but she maintained the tru th of it so persistently th a t they re­ e r a In d ia th e y fi-o n d th a t a u iiie tn in j paired in a body to the chamber of hor­ arsa w rru g with the tubr; . ,ou of th t rors. When they opened the door they m achinery, th e oil disap; ■ d. Th ey saw to th e ir great amnxement a man disco- tra d tha. a Hindoo ii.a al, by M l sitting up in a coffin. I t waa the drunk­ relig ion, tai a x par.odlcal bath In o il ard, who by some means had made Ids T h a s o rt men hxd d ta in n l tha bear­ way to tins romp avd conceived the ings for bat. -ig p u rt- aea. idea of getting into bis coffin before hi* H ow io Slop the th ieving vre.a a pus- time. T he g irl was made seriously ill sling prot.*it::n iltv li Some o "* jolvcd it by the frig h t. ___ Tha Hindoo dr.es not euL m eat an« A w rite r In The Lancet says: "Slnee l began to study diet I have l»een as­ tonished at the number of cases of which I have tieurd. even of medical men, who by eat lug less and not so often bnvo found that their susceptibil­ ity to colds has quite gone. Such facta as I have met with point to the conclu­ sion that It la the system overcharged w ith the products o f food which was not required and can act only aa a pol- vbaolutsly frse by mail, son to every organ In the body which address Dv. Kilm er b a«»«, «r > - w >««* Co., Binghamton, N . Y . When wrair-g maw- Is most anaccpl Ible to colds.” A W ÏD ALrVM W ife—"Ote, H a rry l Vo» eh»’» straigh t.” Hu.hand— “Bpbraised m» nook. my dearth. looking up Io» I t * (hie) leonida.*—T ow s Toplca. Erad— ‘ When you opened your mouth to offer your hand did you put your foot in I t F P r a n k - “N-tao. My heart waa la IL “—Philadelphia Bulte- “Only twice.” «lie murmured coyly, and the ceremony went on.— Boston P o st L o v o n l F ie * « B f s h t . H ta D o g -A re yon certain that ywur aalatreas love« my Blaster? U e r D o g -W h y . It wss love at first sigh t Kii» pushed me off the sofa ta let him sit down.- Detroit Tree Prena. In order to t*e !n p-tfeet health on« n u i t be tem i-era I, In eating The meals should be regular R e g o lili» ! la one o f the gotden r ;!«• of n well order­ ed llfn .-L a d le s ' Uomo J out h»L . a ha w ill nut touch au ytn .ng th a t hat PUHGEKT PARAGRAPHS. “ Aro yon married o r aingle?” “ N either.” “ F “I have bean unm ar­ ried."—Town Topics. Dogs can't talk , but you always know w hat they m e s a . Som e f o lk are dlf- fcrent.—Chicago Daily Now». The P lu m p G o bbler blood in IL Tw o o> tdree anlmali were ¡tile d . th -r e M i cud blood wai dripped lair- tb • T h ere wai no more atealir .« a v e r cuanj othar th in *» w n (a urveylng other, disdainfully)—“ Pride goeth be­ fore a fa ll." The Peacock—"Really ? And how about obenlty ?”— Puck. G ertie—"He told me he’s descended from the greatest houses in England.” Bertls—"Dore ssyl He used to be a house painter, y ’know."—A lly Sloper. P alliatin g I k —“ But, ma, Uncle John eeta w ith his knlfs." "H u .h , desr. Uncle John is rich enough to eat w ith a fire «hovel if he prefers it." — Cleve­ land Plain Dealer. “W hst sre yon folks In the country preparing to do thia year?" inquired the bualneea man. "The aummer boarder, as usual,” replied the candid farm er.— Philadelphia Record. ” 1 th in k I shall adopt letters ns a profession.” observed the party w ith the bulging brow. "T ypew riting or sign painting?” Inquired the sardonic person.— Baltim ore American. “ Whnt do you find in that atupid old paper to keep yon so busy F petulantly asked Mrs. Youngeouple. " I was Just looking at tbs money m arket.” ho an­ swered. “Oh, do they have a money m arket? Are there ever ony ha»- p a in a F —Indlanapoll* Press. Dumlelgh—"T hat fortune teller told ms I sin possessed of great common sense.” Wormalay—“ And you gave he» a dollar for telling you so? Evidently. Dumleigh. *he read your ebaraetse portions o f the middle west are now supplied with modern eunvenieucea may be Inferrec from the atory which follovta: There came * ring at the tai- ephone in s farmhouse iu northern In ­ diana one day laat «unimer, and the farm er h.ui»elf responded, relates. Youth's tom pauiou. "H o llo !” he ««Id. "H e llo !” »«id the voice st the other end of the wire. "Can you furnish me a ba*a ainger for to-morrow n lg h tF - "A beaa .inger? Why, yea. I reckon to.” an*« rred the fanner, laughiug. "W hat do you want one for?" “ Because the one wa've bad up to now is aiok. W hat would be yonr te rm a F “ Well, I usually furnish 'em by tbi doxen. I w on't ,-harge you anythin» fo r one How do you want him « e n tF " W h a t a re you a ik ln g a b o u t F “ Who do you think you're talkln this the Indiana pollo opera c b b *« a **» To»»«««. A man in Ctnoinnatl applied to H o- coarta for an Injunction to reotrair, the tongues of the goaotpa of > th neighborhood. Be ianr»ed from ♦« elal source» ihn t there a w tome tb* beyond the con tool o f tAc bignè m a n p o w e r. _ . - —