The Port Orford tribune., January 07, 1920, Image 1

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P O R T
O R F O R D ,
O » K O O M , W E D .'N K N D A Y , J A N U A R Y
A CARELESS CONSUL. 1
A single motion is quicker to m akt
than two.
t O nly one motion is needed to
make any character desired on the
complété, straight-line, key-for-evety-
ehdracter keybdSrd o f the
r s a l t i o a a t G lassross.*
SOME VERY QUEER LAKES. I
Bodies of V oter That Aro • Bouros of
“ I haven’t the sIICbte4Lldea.” replied »»»‘’ >orM ’a eupply of asphalt’ in
Hsrte, a fte r looking o u t * tbs window. drawn, states the Waahingtqn
A fs w ' minutes latet the railw ay Poet.
g t m r t f V n « ! the d w r o f the cempert-
T l i e p i t c h , n kp j ,
w ent and announced that they bad a r-
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rived a t Glasgow.
i P,a < * HS f a r a " a,n<,,!a a re iO " '
cerned, for the air all about it la
heavy with noxious vapors. and
from* tbe center of the lake gtisl«-«
fc fountain of liquid nsphaltum, in
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w hi<’h th e re flo a t a n d b re a k
...
bub-
of neglect of duty on the part of the bleu containing moet
horrible
consul.
i gaaee.
T he agent may have been affable, but
T h e workmen go out on the eur-
be waa lacking In a sense of humor, .
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for he evidently cabled h l. government
of this lake andI cut great
au account of the train Incident, as
of asphaltuni, which arc car*
U a rte ’s successor waa soon a fte r ap- ried awav. But the next morning
pointed.
; the holewhev left ia filled up ngaia
A K a y for Every Character.
F o o d a n d C k a ra e te » .
Write for information to
One might almost say that tho recipe
for a happy home was w hat has been
aptly called a "bland” d ie t W h ile I t ,
1» not literally true th a t eating hog
makes a bog o f a man, yet It la true
there la a large connection between It
and character.
Bloodthirsty, lustful
races are those that eat meat—largely
rare m eat- freely, whereas the gemle, *
Industrious, persistent races are most­
ly grain and fru it eaters.
W hile the controversy over vegetn*
rlanlsm la one for scientists to settlw
even the humblest of ua can afford to 1
try for himself the advantages of 8 '
“bland” diet. I t Is a most Interesting 1
experience to see how acute and sensi­
tive tiie sense of taste can become by
avoiding food that bns a strong taste.
No one knows the delicate aweato
and adds, oils and bites In oar coos- ,
tnon cereals and frntto who eats huge '
chunks of fish, flesh and fowl highly
Oavored and deluged w ith biting
suucea. Simplicity o f Ufa can be • » j
much a part of diet as o f furniture o r '
clothes. - W illiam Noyes In Good
Housekeeping. ”
T h e Smith Premier Typew riter C o , Inc.
Syracuse, N . Y .
Quaskei «vstywh»
An Impecunious constituent o f a Chi­
cago alderman colled upon th» totter
a t hla office last week and requested
the loan of a dollar. A tw o dollar bill
was the smallest the nldcptuaa had.
This be banded to the colter w ith the
rem ark:
“Go to the cigar stand dowo staln^
get a fifteen cent cigar, keep a dollar
and bring me the change." -
In a few minutes the visitor reap­
peared. puffing contentedly at a cigar,
nud handed the alderman 85 eeuts. No­
ticing a peculiar expression on the al­
derman's face, he withdrew the cigar
from hla lips long enough to inquire:
Fill a bottls or oemme
tse -. ttk > -w
“ Did you mean th a t the cigar waa
water and lot It stand to< ■ « hoars; A for you or ¡at F
_ «■ v "t or s*V
“Get out of here!" waa all the dis­
J S R n i C ^ n L ’ 1 "C (••«-»»**. -£.
£!; ArftZ/le s/.Usalthy «ondi- gusted politician could any.
’’O/'i l y
\
1 “ Yrioa
T h e L ittle G e rd s *.
There Is lunch comfort to Ixt found
f 8“ ’ M**“ 11 **
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of ; too In a garden. I have watched a poor
jS-A. i 1 / ' Í IV
wo:uun at a little liox of flowers at a
^ tl
"/ V ’ T í • frequent daaire to
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pans It or psin la window, growing radiant w ith happl- 1
e •
——— —
Jg gigg ncse as each bud bloesoroed and mulled i
W ater y o u r'
ooavfnc r^ prao! that the kldasys and blad­ upon ber gentle hand.
der are nut of order.
little garden and tend It well. A llttl» !
W h * l 1« B e .
Iqve for sunlight, a little sympathy for '
There It comfort In the krewtedge so rain, and the garden o f the heart may
often expressed, that Dr. Kilmer's Swamp- bloom w ith beautiful deeds and fra­
Reot, the great Sidney remedy fulfills every
grant thoughts. Though the beauty -rf
with in curing rheuir.xtiem, »ola In the
heck, kidney», liver, t ladder and every part tbe rose Is brief, yet the perfume may |
of the urinary paseare. Il corrects liiskillty be preserved, like tbe memory of A i
to hold walpr and scalding pdlo In pawing kiss, forever.—Schoolmaster.
It, or bad effect* fallowing use of Equer,
wine or beer, and overcomes that uapleaeaat
F o o d a n d C o ld s .
neceeetty of being compelled to go often
A w riter In Tbe Lancet saya; “ Slneo
during'he day, and to get up many t.mee
dvr:,(g the night. The mild ana tr.e astro- ' I began to study diet I bare Iteeii as­
ordinary efi'eot at fcwasnp-Roet is scon tonished a t the number of caws of
realized. It standi the highest for Ma won­ which I have heard, even of medical
derful curse of the most dlstrcaWng cssss. men. who by eatlng-leao mid net so
If you jieed a medicine you should have tho often hflve found that their susceptibil­
bout. Sold by druggist» tr 50c. and J l. slxos. ity t<rcolds has quite gone. Much facto
You may tuve a aamplo hottie ef this a t I have met with point to the conchi-
wonderlu)
dlKOvery
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oton that It Is the system overcharged
and a book t-a t tails toFjik1 M H fB ^ S h w ith tbe products of food which wan
mors xbcut it. both xent¡gKSjy y j S SsMwW
not required and can a rt only aa a poi­
xbaolutsly frsa by mall,
son to every organ In tbe body which
addrast Dr. Kilmer li
•< tea»» Sia
Co., Diaghamtos, N. Y . Whoa writing saoa- ' to most ausccptiWe to colds.”
floo reading this gcnxreus affor la this popar.
yssr toague to
and look in the glass— yon will see the effect—
You can’t help puckering—it maker you pucker
te think o f tasting it.
By the use c f so called cheap Baking
Powders you take this puckering, injurious Alum
right into your system —you injnre digestion,
and rain your Etomach-
AVOID AVVH
Sag plainly-
ROYAL
MP CALLS
M A G A Z IN B
BAK8N0
J
F a tliio n (
3 * 2 ^ Authority
For N to r ly 5 0 .Y to r tl
M oysl ia mad« from pure, refined Grape Cream o f Tartar—Costs more
,tban AJom but you have the profit o f quality, the profit of good health.
Jala
th e 1J.,3.000 w nm an w h o tu r a <a
M c C a l l 'S a r s i r m o a lh fa r carract fc«W-
lo s e for p a ita n ta , lor aeaeomfoal b a r in e .
“M ary ," said the young matron’»
mother, "tt seemed to me yon were
vary cold to John this morning?"
"Yes.” alio replied. "I'm beginning to
snapect him."
“T he Ideal You hare no reason to.
I'm sure."
"U aven 'l I? I dreamed last olgM
that I saw h.n» kissing snotfcav wo­
m an."-Philadelphia ITesa.
Tbe
Nothing has ever equalled it
Nothing can ever »arpas» It
•a y C M U ^ m p tio n e o a be
« v r a i. N a tu ra a lu a a wma’t
db k , i t BBoda h a i / .
N um ber 33
l o a ">
W hen Bret B a n e was cpnsM at Glas­
V endor to A ll Who Bo-
gow, be waa seldom to
found In that
hold T h e n .
c ity , aa he spent moot o ftils tim e la the >
London draw ing room*, where he waa
a general favorite, and delegated the
consular business to aastatanta One
day w hile making one e f his rare vie-
Ita to Glasgow be scraped aoqnalntance
w ith a stranger on the train. Each
seemed faarinated by the other’* per­
sonality, and time passed quickly. At
hist they reached the outskirts of *
ton as of aaphattutn, aenmed w ith
U r ?5.>
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<>f clear water. From it,
^ • W h a t place to to ta l- inquired t h e , a h (, #
, n y e n e e u e ta .
W hen H arts showed up at the con-
sulate the next morning, the first per-
son who advanced to greet him was the
agrgenble .trsnger, who Introduced
himself as a special agent o f tho home
government sent to investigate chargee
easy action
light running
dm oed
C o m p le te , S tra ig h t L i Be
Keyboard and
HU
X-
Dr. King's
New Discovery
r«cgsra~.Ä.
A Perfect
Cure :
For All Tb-ost and
Wng Tronbie».
M a a o r hook I f I» taita.
T .»¡ ÎU W It • P ao.
B r id e ,
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"H aven ’t I murtlctl yon fceforel"
asked tbe riiTgym au plena«ntly of tho
young lady from Cbleago who was
alw ut to be pilot'd to th« young man
from Oshkosh.
y
“Only twice," she murmured coyly,
add the ceremony w ru t </».—Bostoa
Post
L e v e a t F le e * t i n » ! .
H is Dog—Are yon pertain that your
■ litre s » loves Uiv muster?
lie r Itas- Why. It was love at first
sigili. Ebe pushed iiw off Ihe snfs to
let him sit down.- i'ctru lt Free Preso.
In order to lie In |A-rfeet health on»
must be truiperate in eating. Th»
meats should Le rc tn is r Hvgularby la
one of tbe golden rules of a well ordar-
Ml Ufa.—Ladles' Uoiue J out ns L
.j
tion, anti digging « great barran­
ca. or ravine, in the mountain aide,
which ia still visible.
(w t e r e s t ta g U to rle e o f W e d d in g s B r o u g h t
A b o u t by T n e t.
L J L u.» i >nu t. .uk, c«ev. that a
J j k ) would be nice t o spend our Chrtst-
L - i mas In Florida
Mr. and Mt a W ltllU er were sitting
Ip their c o t/ hack parlor.
A t she
spoke Mrs W h ittier turned to her hq*-
band with an anxious look of Interro­
gation. .
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"Never.” exclaimed W h ittier. "W hy.
wo couldn't afford It. W h a t an Idea!
I couldn’t dream of such a thing. Flor­
ida!
I should fny not!"
'Ifcqpervly mentioned tho matter,”
said Mrs W h ittier, seeing her error.
“ It Is of r.o speeiaLconsequence.”
A t the same time she eyed sadly a
package of time tablet and 'teem boot
etrculars that for the past week ah»
had been surreptitiously collecting. To
go to Florida had been the dream of
months
And now tt waa ruthlessly
shattered.
Still. Mrs. W h ittie r did not despair.
“W ell, if we don't do that.” she said
at lari., “we mu?t have a nleb Christ­
mas dinner, mustn't ws?"
The thought of s dinner brought W h it­
tier to himself Instantly.
“ You bet!” he said, rubbing hlahanda
"W e'll hare the best the country can
afford.'*
" I sometimes wish.” said Mrs. W h it­
tier, after a moment, "that we had a
houseful of children.
It seems a pity
to alt down to a Christmas dinner all
alone."
"W ell, tvhy should ws?" said W h it­
tier. “Can't we ask aotne one in?“
M rs W h ittier looked off into space
wth her eyebrows closely knit, as If
the problem were too great for her to
master on the instant. A t last the said
slowly:
"How would It do for you to ask Aunt
Jgne?
She’s rettin g along In years,
and It may bn our last chance to pay
her any attention.”
W h ittier thought a moment.
” 1 guess you're right,“ he said at last.
“ I was looking forward to a Christ-
mas dinner by ourselves.
Still Aunt
Jane Is a good old soul, and I guess
we’d better ask her. Rut there's Cousin
Em ily, I suppose she’ll hare to come,
too."
"Yea.” ret yon (ltd Mrs W hittier. "W e
shr.II. of course have to ask Emllv. We
couldn't ask one without the other.”
There was a pause. Finally W hittier
spoke again.
F
" I ■suppose." he aaid. "11 ere ask Aunt
Jane and Bmtly. that Uncle Henry and
Georgiana w ill feel It.”
“ I had thought of that.” replied Mrs.
W h ittier. “They've both been kind to
ua and It would never do to offend
them. Then, of course, the children— ”
"Of eourse the children." InK-rpnoed
W h ittier; "they’ll hove to eolke with
their parents
W ell, we'll have to do
It, that's all.' I guess we can stand it
for once.”
There was another pause Mrs, W h lt-
tier at lost looked meekly up
"There's »rothcr thing, dear,* she
cold, "that ha? occurred to m e.”
"W h a t’S that?"
“W ell, j on know thyre’s my Aunt
Bally.
Aunt 3clly Ir «o »• nsltlvs
If
she hears tbnt 'n u r »!<•» of the family
Is coming shell fee1 I* ”
W htUler sighed. Imt the turtles Of
the argument »;
to him.
“ Yes.“ he ss'd c last
”1 suppose
that's so. It's n o th lrr more than fair.
If m j people acme that yours should,
too. Bn' you hnvr a
Unfits, and
an Vuele W l'I’en:. M i r '» yon?"
I t wa- Me». V. f i l l e r ' s t rn to sigh
"More than that ” »he «aid. "Don't
you renter te r Aunt and Varis Ruby-
ten and their children?”
W h ittie r got up nervously and paced
the floor.
"Good heavens!" he ex'-'slmed at last.
"W hat are wo rolttg to do? It's aw ­
ful to d»e|! upon
V.'e simply have got
to ».»' thitin all
Why it w ill coats
mint to cvtt»r!aln i l l this crowd.”
He grev mor.- n r lt.’d.
"It's a frasful J- ry ” he »aid, "to
have ralctn*«, V /e ’-r ‘r for.lt, 1 cusas.
We cau't loti atty of 'to off. W e ill"
berried . turning to
y. hlttler 'havs
you r.othl’ t- lo su g i/ •* You got no
Into it
(Isn’t y o u te t u» out?"
Mrs. W hittier u sited a moment before
sh e rcplltd.
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“ V.'e might go to Florida,” obo said
finally.
W h ltlls r slapped his hands on hla
knee
"Just the thin g!" he cried. "W hy
didn't you say so befors?"—Town Top­
ics.
I f I t were not gossip I would write
something about matoh-maklng, not In
general, but In particular, now Interest­
ing official circles, writes the Spring-
field Republican's Washington man.
They say official society Is made up ol
broken sentences. W ell, the pieces sro
—gossip. Every body talk» It, every
body reads it, and every body scolds
about it.
When
the
Chsiubcrlsin-Endioott
oourtship began, it was by the design
and deliberate maaagement of other
people.
Mr. Chamberlain and Miss
Endicott met at the Chinese Minister's
ball, and took a turn or two, arm-in-arm,
about tbo ball room. I t was enough.
T b e ir friends at once began the dinners
and little maneuvers, at which Mr.
Chamberlain and Miss Endicott wore In ­
variably guests’- They were thrown to­
gether dally In this way by the people
who gloried In making such a "good
match.”
One hostess gave a luncheon to young
women and asked Mr. Chamberlain. lie
was the only man preqent among twen­
ty or more ladies. Even the husband of
t h e h o s te s s w a s not nsked. 1 need hard­
ly say that Mr. Chamberlain'» seat at
table was next Miss Endicott's
A
thousand »nil one well-planned social
affairs favored and urged along the ac­
quaintance to friendship and friendship
to oourtship.
It was all plain as day, and It was all
legitimate, but none the less amusing.
And now the match-makers are busy
QUEER DIETS-
again, in the same way, managing a
widower and two widows, the three very
Canuibalicm
still exist* in tbe Poly­
prominent In official circles.
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The gentleman, though not a young nesian islulnls.
Ancient Homan» ute. vaterpiliar» and
man, Id a "great catch," (be match­
makers say, not only on bis own so- son*>* Africans do the same to-day.
count, but because ol his high position.
The Chinese dine o il monkeys sn<t
The ladles who have Just laid aside cots, while In many countries ¡»eopl»
their mourning—and it waa the deepest eat horneflekh— Ku»sia, Hnvaria, Aus­
mourning—are attractive women, ono tria , 1‘ruKiuu and .France being among
younger than the other—perhaps fifteen them.
years younger. They are not only at­
The naltves of OulneC love In devour
tractive in personal appearance, but clay and nfe p«le. listless ami mubition-
both are women of fascinating manner.
le<*. It is suppose»! the clay contain»
They are not rich, but are too botnfort-
arsenic nnd hence the delight in e»t*
ably off to make a mercenary marriage.
w- ■ >
The sentiment of love would hardly con­ lug ¡1.
Kick people frequently have strings
trol either of them, for that Is with
tbeir past. lin t their ambition Is for desires for foods. One mnn suffered »<>
position and the power that goes with It. from g:»stralgia that he was on the
The only temptation to a second mar­ verge o f death »nron^h starvation. ’Fhe
riage would be to regain their old place smallest <p»antMy of food caused a®'
and power.
The widower and tho fram e v.nffcrh g and all methods of
Suddenly he ex-
widows are at a ll the .notable dinners, treatm ent feKcd.
not the three at the same dinner, but pra.Ded a desire for onions, which he
health. He waa
the ladies as alternates. For instance, dsrtestrd when in
the gentleman and one of th.' !-.dlcs are finally given a few onions and no bad
F or three week»
guests at a dinner. Then the gentle­ results foP'-’ted.
man dnd the other lady arc guests at onion/ were the only food that posset
another dinner. There I. :i .thing like
a dinner to bring out tht- be t o f men
and women In attractive qualities.
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