The Port Orford tribune., December 24, 1919, Image 1

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V V E D ^ IJS D A Y ,
D E C E M B E R
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CHRI8TMA8 ADVICE.
day while mu king one of hla rare vis­
it* to Glasgow he scraped acquaintance
with a stranger ou the train. Each
seemed fascinated by the other's per­
sonality/ and tim e pained quickly. At
last they reached the outskirts of ■
large city.
“What place la thlar Inquired the
stranger.
“ I haven’t the slightest Idea.” replied
Qa-rte, a fter loo ting out of the window.
A few mlnu ea later the railw ay
g utrd opened t ie door of the cqtnpart-
m -nt and anncunced that they bad ar-
riv.-d at Glasgow.
When H art» showed up a t.tb a eon-
aulata- the next morning, the first per-
eon who »-tranced to greet him was the
sgreetble stranger, wbo Introduced
h'mae.f a« a special agent of the home
government sent to Ipvestlgnt* chargee
of neglect of duty on the part of the
consul.
to. Tbe agent may bare been affable, but
^ k w a s lacking In a seme of bumor,
^ H k t e evidently rallied hla government
m ^ B re o u n t of the train iorldeut, as
I I « W i successor waa soon a fter ap-
pointed.
U to -a jto -
I f you ara engaged to a young
m an i t la p erfeeU jrpropar for
you to oonaider yoursalf *g -
;, grfeved i f he does no* spend his
I’;« November salary on your pras-
Md
a * M a W a a V e to .
lien -if ths kid-
nays: •( “ Velis
year Maas it Is
svfflenca of kifl-
nay traul.’a : tee
fraguant-daair* ta
oenvfnc!ng proof that th« kiflaaya and blad­
der are out of order.
,
W h a t to Me.
Thera la comfort ja tbe krowiedga so
often «xproaoad. that D r. Klirr * f 's Sv amp
Root, the great Sidney remedy fulfills every
wtah in curing rheumatism, / pain la the
back, kidney*, liver, t ladder sad evrry part
of the utiaary passage. It correct* lntblHtv
to bold water and residing pain la pasting
It. or bad affect* .allowing use *1 l*a a r,
Wlaaor baer, and avercome* that unpleasant
necessity of being eempelled to go oftes
iu rln r »he day. and to gat up many Lrr.st
d'-i-g th * right, Tha mild ana tna arrra-
ordinary effect ot S w im p -R o e t la aoon
roa'lrsa
It » tc . id » tbe hi/hest f»r its won­
derful cures of the r .-st
-trosaing rnaaa.
If yoa need a medicine you-» .«uid have tha
beat. Sold by druggists !.- 50c. a r.d jl. sires.
You may have a »»r-iple hottla of this
wonderful
discovery
and a boow last tei is £ £
more about It. both »eht
tbaolutely frea by ma!!,
sddraaa b r. Kilmer & »«■»**» — u s i* .
Co.. Binghamton. N . Y . Whan wrkmg mas-
hoc reading thia gensoua «flat la tide paper.
e -
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s&arp plainly-
Maya) is m ad e fro m pure, refined G ra p e C ream o f T a r t a r —Costs m ore
than Altun but you have the profit of- quality, the profit of^ood health.
Ö Ö CTO K S
t a r vodwom ptfon cam be
cer««L N a tu re alona Won’t
do
i t wood« Itolp.
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Nothing has ever equalled i t
Nothing can ever xurpaxs i t
New Discovery
r . r c s n r« r a > , (1.'r s m
v o l as ,
a s s -a *
A Perfeet
Cures
For All Throat and
Long Troubles
ld«s»«v hock I f It fa il*.
T ria l Ba “ *» W-x-
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Buy a showy present for your
daughter to give her teacher,
and when ehe gets homo ask her
; J I f any of ths other children gave
' ■ a present as good as hers.
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I n passing on Christmas pres­
J
i ent* cars should he taken not
j load vertontly to return them to
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- » the donors.
PS
I f your boy wants to g ive his
F o o d a n d C h a ra c te r.
t*ach»r * Christmas present tell
One might almost say that the recipe
h im you pay taxes for the sup­
fo r n happy botn* was what has been
port of th * public schools and
aptly called a "bland'' diet. W hile I*
th a t’s enough.
is not literally true that eating hog
make* a hog of a man, yet It la true
Do not pay any attention to
there la a large conuectlon between It
th * in d iv id u a lity of th * person
and character.
Bloodthirsty, lustful
to whom you a r* m akin g a g ift.
races arc those that eat meat—largely
Buy th * th in g th a t w ill ba th *
rare meat—freely, wbeieas the geutle.
moat showy and effective.
Industrious, persistent races are most­
ly grain and frn lt eaters.
Calculate your presents sar*-
W h ile the controversy over vegeta­
fu lly , according to the w ealth
rianism la one for scientists to settle»
and social position of those who
even the humblest of us can afford to
are to receive them.
try for himself the advantages o f •
“bland" d ie t I t to a moat Interesting
experience to aee haw acute and sensi­
tive the sense of taste can become by
avoiding food that has a strong taste.
Ko one know* the delicate sweets
and acids, oils and bites In oar com­
mon cereal* and fruits wbo eats huge
ebunks of fish, flesh and fowl highly
flavored and deluged with biting
sauces. Simplicity of life can be as
milch a part of diet a t of furniture or
rlotbea. — W illiam Kcyea In Good
Housekeeping.
An Impecunious cpnstltuent of a Chi­
cago alderman called upon the latter
at bis office last week and requested
the loen of a dollar. A tw o dollar bill
was the smallest tba aldermsMahad.
Thia be banded to tbs caller with ths
remark:
“Go to tbs cigar stand down s ta ir*
get a fifteen cent cigar, keep a dollal
and bring me the change.”
In a few minutes the visitor reap­
peared. puffing contentedly at a cigar,
and handed the alderman 85 cents. No­
ticing a peculiar expression on the al­
derman's face, be withdrew the cigar
from bis tips long enough to Inquire:
w vfth > "W
“Did yon mean that the cigar waa
<
j r hour*; a for you o> lS»r’
.
t -t or ae*-
“Get out of here!” waa all the d is
ii...g v.._oat*» .£
anhaalthy eoaflL gusted politician could say.
AVOID ALVM
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dMHMHMMMMHMMMHHHMMHfl»
M l* F W e ttta « a * G l o a g « * .
Write for mfortaation to
an J look in the glass— yau will see the effect—
You can’t help puckering— it makes you pucker
to think of tasting it
Py the use of so called cheap Baking
Powders you take this puckering, injurious Alum
right into your system— you injsre digestion,
and ruin your stomach.
1 O ÍO
When Bret H a rt* was consul a t Glas­
gow, be w a* seldom to be found In that
city, as he spent moat o f hie tim e la the
London drawing room*. where ha waa
a general favorite, and delegated the
T h e Smith Premier Typew riter Co» lac.
Syracuse, N. Y.
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T h * L i t t l e G a r f le n .
Thep* la mncli comfort to be found
In a garden. 1 bare watched a poor
wopinn at a little box of flowers a t A
window, growing radiant w ith happi­
ness as each bad blossomed and smiled
upoa her gentle band.
W ater your
little garden and tend It well. A little
love for sunlight, a Uttle sympathy for
rain, and tbe garden of the heart may
bloom with beautiful deeds and fra­
grant thoughts Though the beauty * f
tbe rose Is brief, yet tbe perfume may
be preserved, like tbe memory of *
klaa, forever.—Schoolmaster.
F * * d and C*M a.
A w riter In Tbe Ix h c c t aaya: “SIoca
I began to study diet I hove been a s
tonlnbcd at tbe number of juxes of
wlilcb I have beard, even of medical
men. who by eating leaa and nut a*
often luive found tbnt their ausceptibll-
Ity to colds litis quite gone. Huch facta
an I have met with point to the conclu­
sion that It Is tbe »yaiem overcharged
with tbe prodocts of food which w a*
not required and can act only aa a poi­
son to every organ In the body which
la most susceptible to colds.”
In ths shade. r f . la completely over­
shadowed by hie overtowering envi­
ronment. A * one walks along the
street« of our great sities and views
the massive building* and sky-seek­
ing structure», he finds no statu* fo r
the negvo above the cellar floor. T h *
city negro of education and cultura is
forced into menial avnployinent be­
en u»e higher fofins of occupation a r *
preempted by the more favored
cine*. There are a doaon com petitor*
fo r every dollar Rt sight, and in the
g re a t m a jo rity of co**«, th * negro la
handicapped by hl* color, say* th*
Southern Workman.
The country negro,. on the eon-
tro ry , i* on terms of equality w ith
hla environment. Re la not con­
frontad by suggestions of Inequality
nt every turn. Nature I* a mother
wbo is equally kind and beneficent
to all o f her children. An acre of
ground w ill yield as much fo r the
black as fo r the white tille r. The
m arket* are colorblind. No one in­
quires into the color of the producer
o f the beat produce In the m arket,
except at n m atter of idle curiosity.
No labor organization he* yet placed
a boycott upon negro farm labor.
The farm offnra fo r the negro th *
only really unhampered field which
is open to him os an unlimited acal«
INVEKTBD BY A WOMAW
A ll women are not degraded In Chins.
W itn e ra tbe dow ager empress, who
ro w , by the force of h e r own w ill, fro m
th e ponition of a rlave to th a t o f ru le r
over the moat populnna nation on tba
“ M ary,” aald the young matron's globe. N o tw ith s ta n d in g the prejudice
mother. “It aeetued to me yon were against th e aex among the Mongols
women oc-earionally break th ro u g h the
vary cold to John thia morning?”
“ Yea." site replied. "I'm beginning to b a rrie rs and achieve d ls tin rtio n .
In H hanghal, th e m etropolis o f th a
suspect him.”
“The Ideal You hare no reason ta, most eoveled section o f th a t vast em­
p ire, is a tem p le erected In honor o f
I'm aure.”
“ Uavea't I? I dreamed laat night H uang, a w om an deified fo r her great
that I saw him kissing another wa­ service to her peoplefand Chinese men
do not disdain to w o rsh ip before her
n s » ." - Philadelphia ITeae.
im age.
C en turies ago an e ld erly lady of good
T h * M r iflc .
fa m ily and condition, w h q jia d h ith e rto
'•naren't I married you before?” lived In the region n f K w an -T u n g , re ­
taked tbe clergyman pienaa nt ly o f tbe moved to W u-N l-C hln g. n ear Shang­
j-onng lady from Chicago wbo was hai. w here th e spent the re m a in d e r o f
almut to be jolued to tbe young man h e r life, flinee the lady happened to '
from Oabkorh.
be H uang, fh is sim ple event revo lution­
“Only twice," abe murmured coyly, ised th e province in which vh* made
and the ceremony went on.-Boston her home. I t was a g re a t revolution,
ye t the m a rt conservative w ill not ae»
ense h e r of having le ft " » -.n u n 's
L a v e a t F t r e « » to b « .
sphere.” rinee her In a tru m rn ta w ere
H la Dog—Are you certain that yqgr those associated w ith c o u n tie s wom ­
mlatreaa love* my master?
en. fro m I'enelope. th e te rr ib le F a te *,
H e r Dos—Why. It waa I ot * at «ra* and Ih e “ virtu ou s wum an“ n f Holomon'a
sight. She pushed me off the sofa to praise, dowu to our own g ra m 'm o th e r*
let him alt d o w n .-D e tro it Free Prese.
—th e spindle and tbe loom.
Cotton fa b rlea have been >«ted te
ln order to lie In perfeet beatth one some ex ten t In China fo r fl.W» years,
miiat be températe lo eatlug. The but th a oottnn in te re s t, now to im ­
meala abould be regula*. Regnlatlty la p o rta n t. recalved Its first real im petus
one of tbe goldea mica of a well order •b o u t JOO year« ago.
*d Ufe. -L a d ie a ' Uorne Journal.
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Hfe waa that of tha "blua Chrtaunaa.“
Times had bean hard that year,'and
although actual want had not rtaltad
the prairie home, there was no money
for gifis; and to the lather. 111 with
ague. thing* iuu-cd uara and gloomy.
But the children ware not sick and
they did not know dsacouragemaGt;
Christmas bad always brougat its gifts
before, why should it tail now? So
the two girls hung up their stockings,
and the brother put hla book-etrap an
the front dftor-knob.
• Of course the gifts cam*. Whan 1»
all their lives had their mother eear
failed them? The .neat morning the
book-strap bald Pol lot's “Course of
Tim a." and each stocking contained *
few little sea shells long treasured by
the mother, an artificial Sowar and a
false curl, relice of a fashion of Mia.
W illard's younger days.
Poor, pathetic girts they sound to
ns, but to ths happy, noauhy-hearted
little trio they werg all that could ba
desired, says the Youth's Companion.
As for entertainment, what could ba
more full of winter delight than going
to the woods and draggiug home great
branches for the ChrUunaa fire? To
Prances W illard the woman, looking
back through the year*, those kindling
flames still shoo* wiiA thatr old ra*
dianc*.
"W e thought It was great fun.” aha
wrote, "but father sailed M hla blua
Christmas."
Thera an». always, and always must
be. those who dwell upon tba shadow
aid* of the Christmas Joy; not only
the very poor—to th<m more and mor*
each year warm hearts and eager
h&uds are sending th * gladness— but
the men and women of narrow means
whose hard toil wins them no margin
for luxuries, or pleasures. Ona's heart
must always be tender for tba women
who have nothing to give at Christmas
time.
Does not Miss W illard's memory of
her happy Christmas bring a message
of hope to thoia whom purses are
empty? Children are tba happy pos­
sessors of two magic powers which
those of older years loo often lad*
freshness of Imagination and a keen
xest to t Ilf*. A tiny home-made pres­
ent and a holiday atmosphere. It it ha
created by nothing mors than *
Christmas pie, w ill make the dag a,
shining one in the child’s memory.
Rabbits, which have baas the peal to
Australia and New Saaland tor many
year«, have now bscom* a aourc* of large
revannu. Froaen rabbit» to th * veins
ol ovtrifOC.ObO ware iported from V ic ­
toria. Naw Zealand. laat pear, la addt.
tlon to |7b.tW0 i-urth of prvaeivcd rab­
bits This bittiness la bally .ucraaalng
Now that tha trappiug ladustry laansb
an important oh*. t-mpiuj lug a* It fluke
several tbnor-nfl hnafls. and la largely
effective 1s tee p lra the ral-blt pest to
check; the enasecs ate that ifcs meth­
od* of compulsory auprrexstoG bow en­
forced on landhcldtt* will St least b*
moderated by the government.
The rabbit* I d Australia and Naw
Zealand wart orit r r lly »hipped from
England, end it la sinxat Impossible to
keep them out nl the cattle ranches.
Fences have tx-ea built around these
vast stations nit!: a wire netting sunk
18 Inrhe« below the surface io prevent
the rabb'ts from gettlnr lr« lie . but as
aoon a* grass become* abort on th *
outside. “Mr. Bunnla" will burrow un­
der the wire netting and eat up the grass
on the inside.
Ral.b't* in tbls country rarely burrow,
but ate ‘o bo found In stump* of trees
and uhder fallen timber. I r and about
Chlcaxo w here land Is divided f r r build­
ing purpoect. rabbits ma> e tbe r homes
undtr the v-orflzn »Idea all s and ran
be easily turned out by a r - n f dog.
Such, however. 1* not the habit of the
Australian test.
DANGERS IN AMUSEMENT.
I t would seem aa If co amusements
wherein some cle m nt af danger floes
not enter are e»«r :l:or»u>h> rr.joyed.
Wa English foil..»ayetha Ids d e W o r ld ,
may txl<ex»ir plr-ssnrt* sadly lc the bulk,
but whan" they »r* cf an outdeer retupa
there !* ro rotab: w tAtavrr ’ hat they
cannot be loo e id tln g or toe d irje ro u a
to p lr* e ns It la jurt brrsvse motor­
ing 1» full of the poavlbll|tl»a of mishap*
that It has heroine ao enormously pop­
ular. especially with women who are
ever more ready to- face dea'h In nur-
salt of pl'-vsttre drrplte the fad that
they are alwr.ys <i««>rlb»d ar hurdlra of
ner<es Alpine enlder declare that wom­
en are q u it*'» * Ir'rep ld aa m»n when
dangvrou peal a ere to be dlutb-d: and
when a v m one eyrled It wax Invariably
th* girl* of the part* who rod- th * fast­
est, rlr’ nl the worst hills rrd braved
the tble'. <et traffic. W hile f -e nltieh of
■rgtich —o-v-n la to b* admired r r flood
and fled. It la always just rs well to
keep b-'o-v them ’ he fact that the llvae
of oVh’ r-
aom tt'm r* p'vred la jaep
ardv by thl* vary latr«pldf<Y-
Foot-
harfly eipedttlpea reek tv at d rtv tc g a a *
riding e«-e|-evraaa on th* river anfl •
geee-nt flisrr-ard of derpar vtgrr!« a a A
th* advte* of Ibeae vtoe know too oft««
■vena lo t only paeeoeaf risk an* sect*
dant. bat'danger and maybe death to