- P O R T V o lu m e O R F O R D , O R E G O N , • 1 iir lfp r W E D N E H D A Y , j tn _ a « > |je A O nly one motion is needed to make any character desired on tfe complete, ¿traight-line, key-for-every- character keyboard of the Revised Campiste, Straight Lius Keyboard and A Key for Every Character. 5 A CARELESS CO NSUL. *» • w ar a *» P m I U u ■ 1 IriK T - D E C E M B E R «tema to Imas a t O taaarm . “ W h a t place la this?” Inquired tbs stranger. “ I haven’t tba slightest Idea." mpUed Harte, a fte r looking out o f tba window. A few minutes later the railw ay guard opened tba door o f tba compart­ ment and eunonnnrd that they had am- In a garden. I bare watched a poor woman at a little box o f Bower» at a window, growing radiant wtth happi­ ness ae each bod blossomed and smiled W ater your eenv facing area? that the kidneys and blad­ upon b er'a c n tte band. der ara aule) order. little garden and tend It wutt. A little » h . t t . Da. iqve ter »untight. a little sympathy far There is comfort la the kaewtedgo as rain, and the garden o f the heart may eftaa aapraaaad. that Or. Klln-ar’r Swamp- bloom w ith beautiful deed» and fra­ Reel, the greet kidney remedy fulfills every Utah la curing rheumatism, pale In the grant thoughts. Though the beauty of keek, kidney», liver. Vladder and av«ry part the rose 1» brief, yet the perfume may ef the u-laary passage. It ceneri» Inability t» held water and acalolng pstn la paasiog IL ar bad affaci» iollewing see ef llqaer, «tacer beer, and evercemea that uaplaaaant saeaaalty af being campelled to ga eftea luring *va day. and tc gat up many Oner dveiag iha alght. The mtld ana tae eaow- ordlnary affari ef fleramp Root la seen realized it stand« tha highest for It» worn derisi cures ef the meat dtetrasffng oases. If yoe need a medicine you «heuid Save the beeL Soid by druggttta lr. 60c. and I I allea. You may have a sample he ttle a f ttea wandsrf u) dlsoevery *nd a boo» that t e .,» t fq f fiH d K X £ ^ K and ruin your sipmacb. rcv-re « b o .: -I both «», ' f c g AVOID AleVM SM ALL C C C S ÌT ; M g a a e f D e p ra v ity la L ittle « a m aa aapraaaion af la ju rtd inno m a r o aays the Oht'a g n Ubane. Ä . "W en. w hat do yoe want a o w T the old »om an who »as propri star « the placa inquired "Oh," aald thè eidast girl, barali aavan yaars old. Jerklng ber elbow ex- praaalvely tn the diracuoa of ooe ot bar « n a ii aompaiuuaa. "aha gara yot a nichel laatead of a ceaL’’ Tba ot< v u o t a weat bublnd tba counier ah* g g S “I t was several year» age," aald tba woman a t tba typew rit»! to a Maw T ask Times w rite r, “and 1 war young, b ut I knew my w ork. I had been very anx­ ious to g et a position in a certain law office, because the heed of the firm was an old friend of my father, end It would not be quite like going among atrangmu to be there. There was a vacancy. I applied fo r the position and obtain edlt. M y flr»t day’s work wsa along the regu­ la r line» of routine work In a lew effioe, and It waa not u ntil toward night th a t I waa catted ia to my employer’s private office to take dictation. Ila dictated clearly and distinctly. I took tba notes easily, copied them on the machine and was told (hat the work wsa satisfactory when I took it In. “There had been only one thing th a t I noticed particularly while I waa tak ­ ing the dictation. My employer seemed to be In the ftrat stages of the grip, ta fudge by the frequent ‘anlfa’ th a t ba gave. “ ‘Poor man,’ I thought to myself. 1 am afraid he la going to be ill.’ “ In bla private office I had noticed a placard hearing the ward«: ’Xo Smok­ ing,’ but 1 had not given it thought un­ t il the o«xt morning, when I went again to take dictation, and there I saw * aa addendum to the sign. It read: ‘Mo Perfum ing,’ and was In the handw rit­ ing of my employer. It «■> aimed a t a weakness of mine, I knew, and that had been undoubtedly the cause of the grip symptoms. I did not «ay anything, hut I took the h int to heart, and I can aay that I never offended again in the tame BOOS SY THB QUART, B tbaolutaly free by mall. «ddreee Dr. Kilmer A F a , h l on U H A u thtrllu F fff N u t l i 5 0 Y t , n ! Moye) is m ale from pure, refio«^ Grape Crexi m o f TartAr—Co*!» more Jbeo A b m W you kave the profit of quality, the profit of good health. N o th in g has ever equalled it. N othing can ever tarpane « . New Discovery ' Two crows. said hg «one I * «ho ■*4fkt>orl>oo<• t k I,w* am* .* a m sever seen shout the building S l ­ eeps os Saturday. Bunday and a holi d a y .. T he presence and noise of the pupils about the -grounds might ba said to keep the crows away. Hut th>- crows are never seen during school hours whep there are no children about. Saturdays slid Sundays may, them. " B a t how about the occasioned holiday»?" aaka the > a lt o r ef the building. Holidays are irregular but the crows know when one cornea and as surely as I t doc» they are on the turrets o r about them all d«y. They come early and stay late, but no one who baa watched them knows where they roost, for sometimes they Sy la one direction and again la an oppo- aits direction. “ You wouldn’t believe it." said tht There are two colonies of crown bitterly. " I wouldn’t be- about the national capital. One byes 53538 tan. myself If I didn’t stand ben out on Colombia heights, in the north, and am i t with my own ayes ern end of the city, the other on the «its of children ay» almost V irgin ia shore a t the base of the hiUo to dries me eywy. They look of Arlington. I t 1« said by people who it in the lac* w ith angel eyes have studied crowology th a t neither Sock ever crosses the Potomac. to you aa anally aa If tbeli There la another old crow which were oiled. Many a peony 1 pays a weekly visit to the equcsirien sum I could not belltve that be» »ere trying to a b la t e me. statue of Gen. fleott. H e usually cir­ cles about the head o f the geu.rai. catch them at It they run out thorn girts did without saying Hop« down fo r a mtoato and th e . flies g. T h a t due* not keep them aw ay, cawing as ba «tea. The vt»lt ta not made on any part«« ular day, but mlag back hara again. Lbcmgh. people In the vielnlty say tt occurs boys around here are Just aa about once in seven days. Was h ing tht* .«‘■rta. H alf a doaen boy« ton Star. • - here getting candy one day, kea feed. ** ^a’ the way in which a woman ar­ ranges her lock* wag, in many eases, an unerring Index to ber character. The coiffure of the Jai'iBrrn woman, as is well known, iiu’.i- cates whether she la maiden, wife, or widow; but undoubtedly the moat ingeniotuiiand romantic hair dressing is that of the Ifo ki wwu en of Arixona. When tbeae women are young their trrsdea are roiled at the aides of their beads, so as to repress-1 the flowers of the squash plagi tli kind of gourd). This is designed to signify Ihnt they are them­ selves In their bloom, nud of mar­ riageable age. When tuey are married their hair is arranged to rcp.eaent tfc>- frnlf of :he plant, while In old age their locks are allowed to bang down in a form intended to repre tent the withered stalk. * POLITENESS 0F_ JAPANESt. O rdinary Terme of Respect and Court- , eay A re 3 ig u .< e d as Iii- M a a - humbleexi>rcKKioua. r-- i.-oruugh ly iiu b tic u »» a» w a n .......... t.u«to»cj preset»i eveiy I*»'« *n dn aiabu ralt? tfrvh» th n i the ».input tru th is regarded as discourteous, eret to improper. Corresponding to our verb “ tc give'* la au eutue ee.iea of Japan ese verbs, the sunie in lueaulug but varying in coui’tesy. Here ia mb imaginary <-oBYffraa tfon, wherein eveijt ue who tyish ea a reputation for even pgaaublg courti-ey must retrain from saying anything except in the moat rouudnbout manner. You are, we will suppose, at » 'tea-h- use, and yon with for sugar The following conversation it pretty sure to lake place. I trans late It literally, rlmplyffitylBtrfhB« every tea-bon**' girl, usually m the Drat blush of youth, is addresae gs “elder sister?' You clap your hands. (Ente tea house maiden.) You— H r L elder sister, august ly exists there sugar* She—The honorable sugar, -u guatly tail? /Y o u — Ro angnatly. * n e (indeacribffUa expres sion of assent). " h o n o r a b le s u g a r." W h eth er this la a more aoi.> factory mode of address than tb laconic demand: " W a lte r, sngArT is an opes quest ion I t is at lea* evident th a t it Is oae which more time.