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I f yon should w ant an Inland— that Is,
' an uninhabited Island—fop (be purpose
I o f occupying It aloue, Robins,,u Crusoe
like, or to use It for romantic fiction or
. for any other purpose, to the exclusion
of all others in the world, you need have
qo trouble In finding one I f you see fit
to make s journey to the Indian ocean.
In the waters between M a d a p tw a r and
India you can find more Ilian 15,000 of
them, where there Is not a human bo-
lug and where you can. I f you w ill, bo
monarch of nil you survey.
An English traveler baa recently been
among the small Inlands that dot ths
western end o f the Indian ocean to
make an Inventory of them and re­
ports that be counted 10,100 anti found
only about 000 o f ' them Inhabited.
Now, there is a good chance for any
one who may want an Island.
These particular Islands are not large,
as Islands go, but very many of them
are sufficient for the purpose of u Rob­
inson Crusoe or auy other hovel hero
or for even n small colony o f ship­
wreck'd mariners or other persons who
might be cast on one of them or seek
for the purpose- of making n home pret­
ty much out of the busy world.
Koine of them are only an acre or
two, well elevated above the tide, while
others are a quarter of a mile In diam­
eter and running from th a t up to a mile
or two in length and a quarter or lees
of the length
In breadth. M any of
them are granitic structures that rise
steeply from 20 to 100 feet, well cover­
ed w ith rich eoll, through which small
fresh w ater streams hurry to the sea,
which they reach a fte r flowing over
beaches of glistening calcareous sand
that are begirt by coral reefs, which
torn walls about the Islands
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THE
uralaary «...uct
The prejudice against blood that H
a part of the religion of the Hindoos
has been made to serve a useful pur.
pose. When the American engineer«
were building an electric power sta­
tion In the Mysore territory la south­
ern India they found that something
was wrong with the lubricitKm of the
machinery. The oil uisappcvied. They
discovered that a Hindoo must, by his
religion, take a periodical bath In oik
The workmen had drained the bear­
ings for bathing purposes.
How to stop tlie thieving was a pus-
xllng problem until sonic one solved It.
The Hindoo does not rat meat and
he w ill not touch anytnlng that has
blood In It. Two or three animals
were killed, therefore, end blood was
dripped into (he be.vru.gs. There was
no more stealing of oil. however many
other things were stolen.
MP GALES
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F V t h io n
Aulhoritif
For H earty 5 0 Y eartl
H oy*] is m ade from pure, refined G rape Cream o f T a rta r- C p s ts m ore
th*n Alum but you have the profit o f quality, the profit of good he*lth.
Nothing h«» ever equalled it
Nothing can ever «urpst» i t
Dr. Kings
Naw Discopri
loin «he 1^303» women whs
PUNGENT PARAGRAPHS.
a lower price, like moot of the Christ-
’
A n K sy w U e n W on d er.
One of tlie greatest wonders of an­
cient Egypt was the artificial body of
w ater called (dike kloeris. According
to H e r,d o t, ih "th e measure of Its
circumference was thirty-three hun­
dred furlouytv. which Is equal to the en­
tire length of Egypt along the eew-
coast."
The excavation, which wae
made in the time of King Moerls (the
Memuon of the Greeks and Ilomensi,
was of varying depths, end Its center
was occupied by two pyramids, the
apexes of which were three hundred
fCet higher than the surface o f the
w ater
T lie w ater for this gigantic
artificial reservoir was obtained from
the Nile through a canal,^w hich six
n^.i. t).,. of l l i c j r e j | B * j jgfO'#lrebw and
the other Mg an oUtnSW?.^ii t uapttolMag
to high and low w ater in the river.
T he canal gradually filled w ith sand
and the lake has long since evaporated,
but the bottom Is still one o f the most
fertile tracts in Egypt.
Ilru n Z t In » C o O bb .
An incorrigible drunkard wan b e in f
treated in the Tenon hospital, Paris,
for hallucinations. One evening one of
the nurses was passing through the die- _
eecting-room where there were lying
tw o or three empty coffin». and, w alking
close to one of thu u. a hand was thrust
out from under the lid and caught the
g irl by her dre-s. and tt voice from
w ith in called out : T sa
w her^ are
you going to bury me?" The g irl
screamed w ith terror, and fled through
the paesag» calling for help. H a lf the
house camo down around her, and
when they heard her story they laughed
and chided her; but site inaln'nined the
tru th of itrao persistently th a t they re­
paired in a hotly to the chnmber of hor­
rors. When they opened the door they
saw to th eir great amazement a man
sitting up in a coffin. I t was the drunk­
ard, who by some means had made his
way to tliis room and conceived tho
Idea of getting into his coffin before hi»
time. The girl w»s mode seriously ilk
by the frig ht. ________
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PUNGENT PARAGRAPHS.
pounce on them when tney were
etcr.ithlly erns<tig tlie street; he would
perch hlitoktlf on the top of the pro
fessor'e gulden wall, surroundtd end*
half hidden In the foliage. Ao the tru-
cut maidservant passed beneath him
he caught sight of a cat In the middle
of the road and rnektug a spriug at It,
collided with her nod knocked her
down. Khe picked herself up and raa
Bcm urlbi: home, almost tund w ith ter­
ror. because, sa she said, the d e v 'l hud
jumped ou her back and thrown her
down.— International klouthly
to
litc C A b b 'S e v « r r m oov h fo r c c rre e t fo«b-
loos . I v y p a tte r n * , fo r *e «»ofnic«1 b « r< R < ,
fo r f a * e y n e e d le w o rk , fo r <ood B te rla * f*tf
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Mrs Bergalngreb--I see these smok­
ing jackets are marked **A bargain at
»6.50." W ere they selling at more?
Department Store C lerk—No. ma'rm;
but they haven't been marked up from
. ¿ w a is iy -i'o ; ‘ ú sei«
rea'lred. Its
v th* ktç'nsst mr ils n o
d«rf»l «tiro» et 'hs r . t ¿.'i.-sw'itf coso,
if you not 1 s i. rttiœ, you «houki hsvejks
-beet. Sate by e: uggiti: i X n . and 1 1. titer.
You may bava s rampi« botilo of this
wonderful
discovery
ana a seoe that tells
mors about ft. both sent
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sbeelutely frss by mall.
iddrees Dr. Kilmer A a»« «e o w m » a ra
So., B.itghair,tot.. N. Y . Whi-e wrktng »sa­
uce reading ibis goosroes «Bw Is this paper.
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lui i r ’à» nr «ndteget up many flows
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wine or bee- end svorcomss thsi unpleasant
AVOID ALVM
D O C TO R
The trtanaa at tho eoaMaonaltr are
soluble and vixenish, aad over ready to
slap a handful of stars lutn 'he eyas of
▲ Good Sond-O*.
a husband—or Into those of a m u ld aad
Robert—What do you Bo • •
shrinking tourist—should the icrasloa
Year's day?'
arise, ssys Outing The »ottitn of the
Klchard—Oh. I got owt W
upper class are rigoecuslj neluded year's reeotutlono and moke a
from masculine eyes and a I k art, vote brisk start.—Detroit Frco Freas.
of thanks la-dus the commutes who
fathsrsd this unwritten taw. The dainty
lto ® u y . v '
little Japaness muscies. test' ring along
January 1— Rew-'itions
In sandals or on wooden gsl*. >• a genuy January , — Reaoluu . u j to
tne relief to the eye niter n slew of the U n ta Journal.
uncomely Corenn female, and It la a
pleasing reflection that Nippon Is slow­
ly but sursly spreading her standard
over the hermit reelm.
U n til Corenn boys are married and
nequtre the pseudo d gn lty of the top-
knot, their hair la worn girl fashion la
twin plaits down thair becks So mueh
do tbey resemble girls that It la somo-
tlmes difficult Io determine the «ex. end
one le oftsutlrr.es uncommonly surprised
to observe whet he le positive are two
girls sprawling and viciously fighting la
n Corenn street.
,
W ife—“Oh, H a rry ! You c e n t ta lk
straigh t." Husband— “Sphraiaed my
neck, my deersh. looking up for the
! (hie) leonide.*—Tow n Topics.
, Fred—“ When you opened yoar
mouth to offer your hand did you p u t
1 your foot in it? " F ran k—"N-no. M y
T h e H e r m it O rs k .
heart w m In it ." —Philadelphia Bulle­
Gently crack the shell of the whelk,
tin.
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for you w ill 9nd i t almost Impossible te
“ How did Dodds ere» kieesee «own
extract the occupant alive otherwise, oilman?" “ Huh! he has the only lawn­
and you w ill see w hat you mviy be per- mower In the neighborhood, an’ ha«
doned for supposing a miniature lob­ promised to buy a new snow shovel."
ster, but which In reality belongs to an­ Indianapolis News.
other distinct species—namely, the her­
“That newly-rtch Ilillson carvesbean-
mit crab, Pagurua berohardua. W heth­ •tiffclly." “Yes, he learned how to do
er he has obtniued occupancy by force
of am is or merely through decease of
llie original tenant la a moot point, hut
and Don’t Rwow It.
the first supposition Is highly probable,
■ to ts *
ith > w as be te a most belligerent little cue-
FI!’ sbotti» or com m
vúufi! s ' temer.
«rotor tad lot It eland t-
An amnsins scene may be witnessed
jais. • ;
by placing several hermit crabs depriv­
..y candi­ ed of their sheila In an ordinary soup replted the sum m er g irl, “and never lost
do:
f th* k'd* plate, w ith a little sea w ater and soma
my h e a rt." — P h ila d elp h ia Press.
n e;;; !
re ’.»« empty nhelle-few er shells than crabs.
She— “ It 's strange how the sm allest
ysar liucn tt la
The fighting and struggling to secure th in g s in life make th e biggest difllcul-
ito « o» k lf-
houses
la
ludicrous
In
the
extreme.
Ona
tles."—He— “T k n t’a so. boat n ig jtl. fo r
nsy tr ¡Ile : tot
ircque.i. àcsire Co may be seen u(piost aueccsaful In moor­ instance, I could find the house a ll
pura h or peln la ing himself within a shell, which, by rig h t, but fo r the life o f me I couldn’t
the ksch fi alee the way. Is effected by menus of the find the k e y h o le ." -S tr a y Stories.
kieseyv » v i tlsd- shelly plates a t the extrem ity of bis
convinci, f e -
"S a y," rem a rk ed the first Ixjy on the
iersrAou! cf or
soft and twisted tall, when soother w ay to school. " I ju e t heard the m in is­
v a s t t* r>
seizes him by the nape of the neck, as
Thins is fo.Ttfo.-t .A tl. • kjmw.edgs so It were, end he Is d ra& od reluctantly t e r t e l) an o th er m sn 'a t iny pa was a
'h o rrib le exam p le.' W onder w h a t a t
eltei. srprosoed. t'*at Dr. K’hr e, ’s M s.cp-
Roo‘ the rreot s.dney i« «dy f jlfiile ovary firth . The evlcter still holds him strug­ Is?” “ I guess," replied the other, “ he
wish in curing ri.eums.is.w, , * a In tne gling nt claws'- length, sud not until hs
boos, kidnoyr, H-. sr. tied**..- aad e e r/ ovt himself le safely eneconced does he re-
af 'he urinary pesase*. It oorrsc’s tostintv lluquiab his grasp.-Cham bers’ Journal.
o hold verter s- * sc« ding pain In passing
't, c end sffer-’v tïi.owing use of liquor,
and look in the g b e s — you will see the efféc»-*-
You can ’t help puckering — it makes you puckc
Io think o f tasting- i t
P y the use c f so ci
Powders you take tit.S puck
right into your syrtem — y
and ruin your stomach.
«
I 4a sat irks ths « • » • « » • fo tt*
x
P erfo rm w ith f a r too tittL* rarity. \
N o r eaa I cherish
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T h a t w v u r ooi of C tri.'.lo x e t a r lt g .
B u t shlsUj Ihca« ratnlaa i IU 4.
And O»«lh tho ll setlot.» rspisheaom «
W h o at thia SMBoh dssia It * * * _ _
T a «o'.« out B itte th a t they sell Wssato
—To w n T u p l e s _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
ray thcmaclvce against you. »»
p u iiw c '• risbt you w ill succeed. Lire
Is n beautiful thing. The chance to
fight Io n great bhuetop. No ma'ter
how bard the ni'.urtloSi may eeetn. keep
on doing rlgbU Jiravclj face the future,
set your xfaudard high, work and welt,
be path nt and thankful, and you w ill
win. You may never be rich an the
world goeo—nol rleh In money or rich
In p o w e r-h u t you may be rich In the
knowledge of the truth Ibnt you have
made the l»e«l of your elienee to be •
man Don't w t your standard by tbs
Ulen who have achieved great wealth.
Thct 1« nothin# iv tnpcrrd to the riche«
that belong to lilm who has struggled
te ealerge elKt euirtibte I be circle of
hfe in vvbtch Its Is east.-School»»«!«»
The extent to which the agricultural
portions of the middle »eat are now
supplied w ith modern conveniences
may be inferred from the «lory which
follows: There came s ring st the tel­
ephone in e fat inhouse lit northern In ­
dians one day last rummer, end tho
farm er hinisvif
responded, relates
Youth'« toiupanlon.
" H e llo ! " he ««id.
»
"H e llo !" eebl the voice at the other
end of the wire, “te n you furnish n s
» bast sl»g«r lo r to-morrow night?"
"A bass s in ^ r ? W hy. y e t, I rcckoo,
SO," answered the fa rm e r, laughing.
" W h a t do you want one for?"
"Because the on» we've hkd up to
now is sick.
What would be your
terms?”
> (
“ W ell. I usually furnish 'em by tho
doeen. 1 won’t -herge you anything
fo r on«. How do you wont him sent?"
"Wfcst are you ta lk in g about ?”
"W ho do you think you're talkin '
to r
"Is n 't this the Indianepolle opera
houser
"No
This is the Be re tarts frog
r h s 't
its » TsB ases.
A man JaY incit.nsli appl ed to the
co u rts for an injunction to rretralw ,
the tonguri of the go»,lpe of the
neighborh*< d. Hs learned from tmll-
cial s c u rtti .bet tie r s ere » me things
beyond tlie control of the hignest hu­
man power.
“A re you rosrried
or single?“
"N either." “ T” “ I have been unmar­
ried.
Town Topics.
Dogs can't talk , hut you always know
what they mean. Some folk are did»
flrrent.—Chicago Dally News.
The Plump Gobbler (surveying
other, d irdain fu ilv)—“ Pride goelh be­
fore a fa il.“ The Peacock—“ Really»
And how about obesity?” — Puck-
G ertie—"He told me he’s descended
from the greatest houses In England.“
Bert la— “ Dare say! He u»ed to be A
house painter, y'know."— Ally Slopes.
Palliating I t ,—"Hut. ma. Uncle John
rets w ith his knife.“
“ Hush. deer.
Uncle John is rich enough to eat w ith
a fire shovel If ho prefers It." —Cleve­
land Plain Dealer.
“ W hs. ere you folks in the country
preparing to do this year?" inquired
the business nun.
"T h e sum m er
boarder, as usual ” replied 'he candid
farm er.— Philadelphia Record.
“ I think 1 shall adopt i- .i r r s ak a
paper to keep you so busy T" petulantly
asked Mrs. Youngcoupls. “ I was Just
looking at tbs money market," ha •» -
•wered
“Oh. do they have a «wnsy
m arket?
Are U>ers ever any h«r-
piinsT”— Indianapolis Press.
Dumlelgh—“That fo rtu n e teller told
me I am pvtteeeed of great common
een.e," Wormeley—"And you gave hoe
a dollar for telling you so? Evidently.
Dumlelgh, she reed your chersoto»