The Port Orford tribune., June 11, 1919, Image 1

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It It were not gossip I would writ«
something »bout matoh-mahln*. not 1»
ganvral. but In particular, now Interest­
7 a t «arlj daws of lieht.
ing official c ir c le , write» the Spring-
Sold Republican's Washington »an.
Th» cloud dropped softly to tho Uho
T
h e ; an; official society is made up ol
ABüd a auuad of whirring wings
broken sentences. Well, the pieces are
and u>rmd lot» ■ graceful lias
Methodists Contemplate B'g —uusalp. Ever; bod; talks It, ever;
body read» It, and every b ed ; soolua
Programme World Cv;r.
about It.
When
the
Chaniberlaln-Endloott
began. It was by the design
$105,000.000 TO BE RAISEO courtship
and deliberate., management of ether
people.
Mr. Chamberlain and Miss
Denomination Gats Naw Conception of Endicott met nt the Chinese Minister's
Church »«rvicss— F a m Experts to ball, and took a turn or two, arm-in-arm,
Ih » dead- and dying l v .
about tho batt room. It was enough.
Be Preachers In Every Rural Center T heir friend» nt once began the dinners
a t last brio tha brooding mist
Ib e r o vanlslxd, softly ss It came,
and little maneuvers, at which Mr.
In Country.
a br Acp flock, w ith plumage tors,
Chamberlain and Miss Endioott were In­
after C u t day of shame,
variably guests. They were thrown to­
lfsry Tbacher Higginson In Youth’s Comps»
Saving ehltdron from InfintHs pa­ gether daily in this wsy by the people
ralysis, hogk from h o g l eholsra, and who gloried in making auch a “good
crops from Insect posts art “ohureh match.”
U N IN H A B IT E D ISLANDS
One hostess gave a luncheon to young
asrvices."
r h e r e A re T b o a a a n d a o f T h e m I » th e
So tho naw ehuroh, the regenerated women and asked Mr.*Chamberlain. Ito
In d ia n O cean.
I
ohureh at tho reoonetruetion period, was the only man present among twen­
If you should wnne nu Island—that Is, understands “service" In the rural ty or more ladles. Even the husband of
an uninhabited Inland—for the purpose
the bostons was not asked. I need hard­
districts of America.
o f occupying It olone, Robinson Crusoe
The old-tlnie “country parson” la ly say that Mr. Chamberlain's seat at
tike, or to use It for rofliautlc l lc t lo n o f I
table was next Miss Endicott’s.
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for any other purpose, to the exclusion passing.
In his stead cornea the man who thousand and one well-planned social
of «11 othqi-a lu ihe world, you need bare know» what to do not only with a affairs favored snd urged along the ac­
uo trouble In fludiug one If you see lit
Bible and a hymn book, bnt with a quaintance to friendship and friendship
to m ake. ft Jourtwy to the Indian ocean.
potato bug, a fam ily quarrel, a bad • to courtship.
Lu the water» between Madagascar and
It was all plain ns day, and it was pH
legitim ate, bnt none the loss amusing.
tudla you can find more tliaa 1Ô3XW of road and a shortage of seed corn.
I
The
church
as
a
factor
In
the
acclal,
-them,. whose there la..not, fO t Ublfl 9 be-T
Ansi now the mstoh-mnkers are busy
lug and where you can. If you will, be political and economic life of ther rural again, In the same way, managing a
district; religion aa practical as well widower and two widow», the throe very
■nouarcli of e ll roti mirvey.
An English traw ler has recently l cen aa spiritual service, are not experi­ prominent in official circlet.
The gentleman, though not a young
among tho sm all Islands that dot thé ments. The now church and the new
western end o f the Indian ocean to pastor have proved them selves snd man, is n “great catch,” the match­
makers say, not only on his own ac­
make an Inventory o f them and re­ found them selves at the same time.
count, but because of bis high position.
Pastor Finds Hog Cholera.
ports that be counted 10.100 nud found I
The ladies who bsvo just laid aside
only ab ort 000 of them Inhabited.
Tako the story of Lakeville, H olm es
their mourning—and It waa the deepest
,\otv. there la a good chance for any county, Ohio.
mourning—are attractive women, one
one who may w ant an lslnud.
| Fresh from his theological studies, younger than the other—perhaps fifteen
These par.Ictilar Islands «re not large, Charles M. McConnell went to Lake­ years younger. They are not only at­
nv Islands go. I»i(t .very many of tlx in ville five years ago as pastor of the tractive In personal appearance, but
nre'autilcleut for the purpose of a Rob­ M ethodist church there.
both are women of fascinating manner.
inson Crusoe or any other novel hero
McConnell was sen t to Lakeville They are not rich, but arc too comfort­
or far even a small colony of ship­ because the M ethodist board of Bun­ ably off to make a mercenary marriage.
wrecked mariners or other persons who day school» chose tt as the least prom­ The sentim ent of love would hardly con­
might be cast on one of them or sock ising “charge" they could find. And trol either of them, for that la with
for, the purixise of maklug a home pret­ the board wanted to experiment,
their post. But their ambition la for
ty much out of the busy World.
i The new pastor found a moribund position and the power that goes with it.
Rome of tliem arc only au nere or church and an epidem ic of hog chol­
The only temptation to a second mar­
two, well elevntikl nt»ove the tide, while era.
McConnell preached dynamic riage would be to regain their old place
o'hcrs fire a ,|,inrter o f a mne in diam­
eter nnd running from that up to a mile
or tw o in length and a quarter or less
of the length In’ breadth. Many of
t h e m are granule structures that rise
ateeply from 20 to luO feet, well cover
id with rich soli, through which small
frerli water stream s hurry to the sea,
which they reach after flowing over
bent nee of gllatenlng calcareous sand
tlijit are* begirt by coral reefs, which
form walla about the Islands.
• a t of t lx etilP'n« tain and teg
SH E U SED THE PA SS.
The
H e v e a « O v a *.
Ccntly crack the »hell o f th e whelk,
for you will find 1» alm ost Impossible ta
extract the occupant alive otherwise,
and yon will see what yon may be par­
doned for supposing a miniature lob-
•ter. boi which In reality belongs to an-
otlx-r distinct spedea—namely, the her-
Hilt crab, Pagurus bemlinrdus. Whetb-
T h o u sa n d » TTnra K id n e y V«
a n d D o n ’t K n o w It.
D tw A n I I
*vt.
F?.t « bolt Io or comm
■-»- dh
«Tatar and let It stand h
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1 e v i, k m » of ki4-
filA > i P < [ , £
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»? thv..’< o f tasting it.
» -w «¿y - Jed use c f so
i i. r d'-cS you u k c this p
i * ’ o y o u r system-
vein
Expendlture of »113)00,000.
Establishm ent
of
effective
training schools for rural church
leadership.
A nationw ide oducatlonal cam­
paign to Increase the efficiency
of the ministry now In aarvlca.
Thia la how the Method iat
church proposes to rehabilitate
rural churches In this gigantio
five-year Centenary program.
r e y trcul-’ s: toa
ire q u in t destro tu
KWlloA V- I” I «MAsV.» ’faro I as
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may be w eu ulino«i so c c c^ fu l la idg ? t - into service. This w as the first rural
1 P t J
,J v * p a ia II or paln In big hlm ailf wltiiln a aboil, which, by memorial hall dedicated anywhere In
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—----- --- ite back io eleo tlm way. Is effected by means c f tba- tho United States.
ooovJncl.'ff pren. fr.st ibe kidneyr sod tlad- i shelly plates at tke extrem ity of hla
in the hall la a standard motion pte-
Jerereotlfei ardali
| apft and twlatcd tall, when another ture outfit. McConnell and two of bla
W h » i ts It e .
seizes him tty the nirpe of the Deck, os members bought It, projector, te a ts
T h C rs lo e o m i-rt in thè i,re-rfiedj» s s .
f i t were, aud lie Is dragged reluctantly 1 and all, for J1.100. on their own re-
fcftan presa«!, l'-at Cr. K'Iirai 's Sr-srap-
stojt tbe fffhst »,d«e? ivcnsily falfllls sv«ry i fi rth. The evlcter stiri bulda him strug- iFOnaibility. Pictures are shown every
wl ih .ti c a rte r rh tu m s iia m , .vaia Lo thè , gling at claw s' length, aud not until be Saturday n igh t
0aclt.jÌMne/rtl!v«r. tlaólrr and «vtry ysrt him self is eufeiy ensconced does he re-
»11,0003)00 on Country.
of tks u-inary psiisxje. It corraci» l.jL ìllt v
'ituqulsh bis grasp -C h am bers'Jou rn al. ,
farmers w ere losing money
o hcld wa'. - m i scal£nf pair. in psssl.ij
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| through Ignorance of modern agrj-
X cr bsd tffcais A.floxmg usa o! liquor
T h e B e lle » i n n D e v il .
cultural methods. McConnell arranged
»■ine or ber- - -1 svsrcomts th il u-.ipii.armi
A mnJdservant Iwlong'ng to one of ^ uh tb# S(>te vnlveratty for a series
necewfiy o • * ; «mr-ollod io vo of.io
iurini-’Li da>, xnd to rsl up msry '.Itnss the women’» college» bad beeg. out e( farmers’ institutes.
institute» were held In
the
'"¿ni. ¡n.0 miti «r.i tea « u a r , with ber lover without leave from lisa
Better orohards, bet’er cat-
orLia-J
- t «'■ Sw vtnn-P m t 1« soda m istress and w as returning late along c),ur(,f,
better crops were the result,
rea’heo
stanò» tl.h lfh o st f*r '•» waa | my road, at the top of which lived the
.Scrtsl v e r « of f li t west dkiedtarr.r cassa. lamented Professor Nettleship. I' ° w ’ Through the country are the ruins
ì( vou i r»oó a . oed’c.ii.c y ili « h o u li havv tha the latter had a large yellow dog that
aban„oned rural- churches.
The
bell. Só.d b) «.-cggfats SÓa. and f i sL-cs.
took the usual cr.nlne dc lght in
.L akeville church flourishes. But rural
v . u.cv F a -c a r-.i »pia tenie et lido
cats ecatter end Oee. and. « e Ixrtter*» ihurchelf f „„ not reU tn McConnells at
pounce on them wh.-n «>*»
I w i8tlBg rurBj church aalarUa. That 1»
j stealthily crow ing the street.f
i ,he Oord!an knot which the Centenary
I perch him self on the top of t
| re- ,
,
American rural communi-
feseor’» garden walk aurronnd.d nnd , Pru* rBI"
to
i half hidden lu the foliage. As t l *
,n
n(,Jt (ive ypar, nParly , n>.
. | «ut maldw-rvant passed
1
C00iooo of the 1106,000,000 funds pro-
he caught sight of a cat in the
vlded for-In the world i«construction
i iL ^ .^ r ^ r k X k id
her progiam of the M ethodi.t ? n t . n « ,
Y. yj can't h e lp puckcn n
l u ì !
METHODIST CENTENARY
RURAL CHURCH PROGRAM
your irtotnac
AVOID ALVM
A genial Chicagoan, w ho for obvious
-reasons iloea not care to have hi» nemo
printed on th is occasion, secured a par-
lor ear seat on an express train for In­
dianapolis a few days ago and as he waa
about to pnsa through the gates waa sur-
¡.rised to hear him self accosted In fem­
inine tone» w ith thesou icw h alatartlin g
question: “ lTeaae, m ister, could I bor­
row you for nwhileT” lo o k in g iroun.l
be found tw o buxom wom en, w ho hesi­
tatingly explained th at they were Tid­
ing on n pass made out in the name of a
gentlem an and his wife, and as the gen­
tleman w as not present, th ey w anted
the genial-looking citiaen to place bin
bought tick et nt the dl«|>o»al of one
l,.<ly, nnd take the other one under his
w iilg w hile he personated the absent
owner of the pa«».
.
"Which 1» my w ife?” he inquired.
w ith an Inwnrd qualm leat hla Own ab­
sen t better half should ever hear the
story.
,
, „
“ You can take your choice, air, aaul
the Indv in search of an escort, and he
prom ptly dbl no by tak in g the Arm o f
the younpvr fair on<‘ under k i* tw o an«
lending Imr Into llie ear. J 'h e couple
proved to lx- right jolly traveling com ­
panions and the citizen's only re gret in
th e trnnanction wns due to a fear that
the story m ight leak out and g e t home
MÇ GALES
A 1 Z .O A Z IN B
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P '
/¿U T S .
/'v Ü K i
F a t h io n U H L
A u th o r iij
• 1 J e a rly
Y e a r tl
refined Grape Cream of T artar-C osts more
than Alum but you have the profit of quality, the profit .o f good health
<*-• l-SaOA-O w arStÄ) w h o tu rn to
k l-V S m o r «nt-uih le t con yct ia»t>-
»urs, I r hoi«: for
N othing ha« ever equalled i t
N othing can ever aurpa»» i t
DOCTORS
Dr. King’s
New Discovery
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A Perfect
C u re:
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For All Throat and
I - « n g T r q t ib ie s
H t - ry baa!-. I f It fad*. T ria l B u tfa l free.
.
F a re
C o n ra w e .
Yowroust have confuge. my boy. No
matter wbut band of circumstances ar
rny fButnaelvea agaUiat you. If you*
piirpose ta right you w in succeed. IJfe
la a beautiful thing. The chance to
fight la a great blessing. No matter
bow bard the aliurtlon may i'-ein. keep
on doing right. Bravely face the futura.
«»( your standard high, work and WHlt,
be patient and thankful, and you will
Win. You may never be rich a t the
world yoea -not rich In money or rich
lu p ow er-b n t you tuny l«e rich In the
How’s This ? "
1Y« offer One H n m trs d L o n e rs H o­
w ard fo r any c a w o f C a ta rrh th a t caa-
aot be eured by H a ll a C a ta rrh Cure.
H a ir s C a ta rrh C o re haa been ta k e n
by
c a ta rrh
«nltarera
fo r
th e
paal
th trty -flv e
years,
and
has
’««''•rne
k ao w n as the m ost relia b le reraedy t i t
C a ta rrh . H a ll’s C a ta r rh C u r» sets th ru
tha Flood on the Mucous surfaces, e x -
paltlng th e Polson from tho Blood and
haalm g th o aiseaaed portion».
A fte r yen ha v e ta k e n H a ll*» C a ta rrh
C ore fo r a «t e rt .tt-n e you vdlt a e * a
area I U np ro v e n . «”. 1» . v c iir genet»«
h e a lth ,
f u r . - »1
fe ie rt t a k i n g
OT.cc a o l g a t
H *« »
ltd c f
C j* " * 1
s ta r !.'.
IK
TH E
F IE L D
OF
LETTEBE.
The old brick house In Cincinnati In
which Thomas Buchanan Read wrote
"Sheridan’» Rida" la to he torn down to
make room for a factory.
Several lady novel lata are excellent
speakers Mme. Sarah Grand takes a
high place In the list. Miss Marla Coral-
Il Is quite a gifted speaker. ’’Klta"
-ould yl»e pcir.U ;o many men who
think they <an m akes .modafter-dlnnar
speech, and “Oulda” ian -aduresa an
audience In three or four 1» i.iuagaa.
Perhaps no wr.l. ■ oi mai’sxlne lirtton
ean equal the spe»d record m ole by Ed­
win Lefevr- He prmlired s
word«
between Saturday and K om ny. aP writ­
ten tn longheud. for Mr. Le:evredoesn’t
u«e a typewriter
The mere physical
labor of penciling out this enormous
quantity of copy wr.nld be no m ean un­
dertaking in Itself »o many c f the craft,
but Mr. tafevraiia a i.ew.maier man.
the financial e .»io.- of a
» •' '»*•>.
and as su> 9 he does nut eo-.stder a
mere mattrr o i «.W)0 word» a day a feat