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About The Port Orford tribune. (Port Orford, Or.) 1892-19?? | View Entire Issue (June 4, 1919)
A i n i t i i e r tfc • bbbf typewriter edrentagm w h ic h , when investigated, inevitably lead to the selection of the Smith Premier— A single m otion is q u ic k er to m a k BETRAYAL Owl of the rhtH'ng rain ami log Thai hid ilia noiaaulu tram oar atght Rkmovibl. «ad lolMchofubU V M M s w n tin a . I'«tectad Ribboa C o w Devon C a r >gaa K bbsa CaalrslUu tram Keyboard Vaaiabls aad Ushc-rul Liso bracar Partaci O w l Goa. J Back Space Laser Carriage Retarder Improved M a ra s s i Slope A (tutor douJ camo l«atta< Aaaaa At to rli dawn at UikL O n ly o n e m otion i£ n e e d e d to m a k e a n y c h a ra c te r d e sire d o n th e co m plete, straight-line, k ey -fo r-ev ery - c h a ra c te r k e y b o a rd of th e 1\ /T 11 1 f \ lViOClei I U easy action • light running Rscapement, Speediest ever devised C o m p le te , S tra ig h t L in e Keyboard and A K ey for Every Character. W rite fer information to T h e Smith Premier Typew riter Co., Inc. Syracuse. N . 'ti. ‘itwibw oewywhwe i105.000.C00 Centenary Drive Cause For Rejoicing. ' v; N A T IV E S ARE TO TAKE PART A t laat tolo lha broodto/ «Srt ▼her. toutehad, aoflly aa I t cama, A brakes dork, with ptaatogs toro. After (hat Jay of «hany. Mary Thacker Htcgtuos la Tooth’» Conga» U N IN H A B IT E D ISLANDS «W ee» A m T k e n a a a d a aT T h e s e l a t h a iM d la a O « e u . 1 I f yoa should want an Island—that la, ■ an uninhabited Island—for the purpose I of occupying K alone, Koblnson Crusoe like, or to use It for romantic Action or for any other purpose, lo tb^exclusloa of all others In the world. y o A e c d Lavs I no trouble In ending one If you see flt to make n fcmrney to the Indian ocean. In the waters between Madagascar and India you c m Apd more than IS,000 o f iHtetfi. where there Is not a human he- i lug and where you can. i f you will, be i monarch of all yon suyvey. An English traveler baa recently Itecn among the small Islands that dot the , western end o f the Indian ocean te i tnuhe an laventory of them and re- ' ports that be counted 10.1(10 and found only alxiut OOU o f them Inhabited. X«nf, there la a good chance for any i one who may want aa island. J Tltese particular Islands arc not large, ; aa Islands go, but very many of them . are sufficient for the purpose o f a Bob- i bison Crusoe or nny other novel hero qr f o r even a small colony of ahtp- « reeked mariners o r ot her persons who might be cast on one of them or seek for the purpose of making a home pret ty much out o f the lim y world. Koine o f th em are only an acre or two, w ell elevate>d above the tide, while others are a quarter of a m ile In dlam- etcr and running front that up to a mile or tw e ita length and a quarter or Jcsa of the Icugth lu breadth» Many of them are granitic structures that rim steeply from 20 to 100 feet, well cover- id w ith rich soil, through which small fresh w ater streams hurry to the sea. .which they reach a fte r Aowlng over beaches of glistening calcareous sand that are lx*gict by coral reefs, which Conn walls shout the Islands. T h e H e r m i t C re te . C eutly crack the shell of the whelk, for you w ill And It almost Impossible to extract the occupant alive otherwise, and you w ill see w hat you may be par doned for supposing a miniature lob ster, but which In reality belongs to an other diBtluct specie» namely, the her- ■Of crab, I'agurus bernltardus. Wheth er he baa obtained occupancy by force ef arm« or merely through decease of l o e To r i - the original tpr.ant Is a moot poiDt, but Fill a bottle c-r comm, e Ith ) V tiie Unit supposition Is highly probable, water and let It stand tv -r hour«; a as be is a most belligerent littlg cus- toiner. to tmteeaiih/ esadt-j Aa amusing sceue mny be witnessed / tion , i the kid- 1 by placing several hermit crabs deiirtv- ' says: if “ V iiia i! ed of their shells In an ordinary soup year liasn it la I plate, w ith a little sen w ater nnd some evlAree« of kid empty shell»— few er shells than eruha. ney trsul.'si fowl « t e fighting and struggling to secure frequent dasira to houses is ludicrous in the extreme. Oue pass It or pels la may be seen w I most successful In moor-1 _ —— |t.e bagJj J, oosvlsc’. rg preo. that lb« kldnayr and Itad- kig himself w lilila a shed, which, by die w ay. is effected by means of (La fcr ara nut of ord»r shelly plates a t the extrem ity of his W h a t 1« n » . Tltofs la comfort is tks krowiedga as soft and twisted tail, when another aftsn «prsasod. t ’ »; f'r, Kilmer's Sv-swip- seizes him by the nape of the neck, aa ReoC tb» great a,Jney rsmedy fulfll’i every It were, and lie la dragged reluctantly wish in coring rhramatiMt, paltf In the forth. The evlcter »till holds him strag Oat :. k!do- r, live t ¡adder and avtry part of the u- it eon-ec's In»tilt:v gling at claws’ length, mid not until he te held water and -vsid’eg pain ia raarl.ig himself Is Safety ensconced does he re it, or bad vficc , ,g a»« of liquor, linquish bis grasp.- Chambers' Journal. AVOID ALVM Say plainly- BAKING POISES 'Royal is made from pure, refined Grape Cream of T artar—Cons more than Alum but you have the profit of quality, the profit of good health. DTÖ C t t ) R Nothing has ever equalled i t Nothing esu ever surpass i t Dr. King’s New Discovery A Perfect For Ail Ihtodt am W h at it la planned to make the greateat world exhibition over con. calved will bo held at Columbus, Ohio, June 20-July 7. Known as ths Centenary Celebra A ita r thè le » .« . N o w doth tha Iona tu r k ty warhtak tion, and celebrating jointly the com. In accenta fllltd w ith a le e pletlon of ths Methodist centenary's “ The good dia youug sud I r.Jotca (IOS,000.000 campaign for the purpose Becsuse o t n.y toughne»»—aeaT* —C blcago D aily News. • f rebuilding ths world and the cen tennial of American missions, that Is, the 100th anniversary of the establish B R E V IT IE S O F F U N . ment of Methodist missions In Amor. In th a t b attle— lea, plana are being made to entertain a t least 100,000 Methodists a day. Every phase of mtsrinn work In •e e ry country In which Methodism to At work w ill be presented. There w ill be erected a complete Chinese city w ith Its great wails and i f i t ia mode out in my name."— De- gates;* a pagoda, temples, shops, tro tt Free Press. schools, hospital, theater, rostaurant, I . These la s lady who jr, an particular homes, peopled by many native Chi- about her daughter's morals that she nese. In like manner w ill be shown allows her to ploy only upon an upright Tillages from India, Korea, Africa and piano.—Household Words. Proving H e r Need.— He— “I thought Mrs. Brown s e e med quite cold towards her husband." She— "Yes; she wants him te g el her a sealskin cape.”— I*uek. ■“ Poor fello w !" she m id sympathetic a lly . “ What's the m atter?” he naked. “The poor man waa disappointed in love,” she replied. “O f course," he re turned. " I t never does come up to ex pectations.”—Chicago Evening Post. Bacon— “I believe the introduetloo o f cable-cars and horseless carriages w ill make the world liettcr." Egbert—“I can’t understand why.” " I t will red u c e the tendency to lie. Horse trading w ill be unknown."— Yonkers Statesman. A gentleman made the following re turn to the income t a \ commiasionera: “ For the last three years my income has been qpmewhat under g 160. I d future It w ill be more precat ioua. as the man u dead a t whom 1 btuiwwed the money.”—Tit-Bits. N ot 100 miles from Kt. Paul's there is suspended over a pile of dusty vol umes in a second-hand bookseller's shop a chart showing the human skele ton, and underneath the following: "This is all th a t remains of the trades man whose customers only looked.”— Household Words. Creditor (roughly)— "Say, when are you going to pay me th a t hill?” Debtor (genially)—' ‘M y friend, yon put me in mind o f a little child.” Creditor—" I do. do I? Why?” Debtor—“ Decsuse a little child can ask questions th a t the wisest men cannot answer.”—Tit-B ita. THE I ployment service, as well as tor other governmental sctlvltieo. e i--4 ' "You w e Always complaining about my singing, A rthur, anil claim it makes you nervous, while dear baby (alia n*Uiep na soon aa I begin a song." *JUb, baby ia snuuter th a t* you think. He pretenda lo be asleep (o that yota w ill stop singing." Fliegende U lt at ter. A u to . 80,000 persons and the general accom modations of Columbus. 100,000 par- sens per night w ill be cared for during the celebration. The tent city w ill be equipped with post office, restaurants, sewerage and all the accommodations of a modern city. It w ill stand on a beautiful tract of 200 acres. One efrihe moat novel features w ill be a gigantic llquorless saloon and a prize Is offered by the Centenary celc bration committee at Cclumbus for the best snappy, short word to describe such an Institution. Not only w ill all kinds of refreshments be served but there will be other forms of entertain ment not to be found tu the original saloon. Motion pictures, directed by D. W . «•in« or fcser. sr t -m .5 ‘. b it urp'eaa«*« O riffltl^ w lll be taken of the célébra-, , * r ' - . « t ’/ e t be I ; coj.pe.!!’ « t» go c(t«a ▼ be B e l ie f In ■ A le v ll. lion. Mr. O rlfflth w ill also assist In jr r '- it f • * io* -jn r.» r» T iiT itv A maldsrtvant belonging to one rtf the pageants. Speakers of world wide «■ tta - (},e women's colleges bed been out renown will be heard at the celebra 1 >c'>* with her lover wi bout leave from her tion gathering*. \ v* Cr , mistress and was returning late aloug T he Methodist centenary colpbra- •Ttdwt road, at the top of which lived tha llon w ill be by all odds the greateat lamented Frofessor Nettleship. Now. religious enterprise ever presented.' It ( tidae the latter hud a large yellow dog that is expected to defray Its own costs. xcob the usual ct tilne delight In seeing Im m ediately after -Ha-eenclitsion the «au a ko«« i. e a ,í. cats scatter and flee. and. the better ta mera ab..at b-i,!-. ••««t’Ç r. ^ B t ( * * w 2 Ä « l pounce on them when tney were tribes of natives from different lands ibcolutcl" fitte i- ..o . ' . ; zijf w j w stealthily crossing the street, be would Will be sent Ho their homes by the AtUraas b i . Kilim - r » » « «r s w w ? w h a perch himself on the top e f the pro M ethodist centenary. Zo , B’sghaiRlor:. M.,Y-..;íAco »fk'.-xj ,« cm - ttec tsaJutg tbM (soarou «Bor ut tòt* paper. fessor's garden wait, surrounded and , bn If hidden In the foliage. A« the tru C EN TEN AR Y MOVE ant maidservant passed beneath him HAS BIG FEA TUR ES he caught sight of a eat in the niiddl« »_af ttie rood und, making a spring nt It, T h« gigantic centen:ii*l of ths'eatab- collided w iih her nnd knoekrd he» Ilahm ent of Methodist missions tn down. She picked herself up a rd ran is W J A jM L scrwsmlag home, almost mad w ith ter Am erica, under tlie form of the Metho ror. beeauce. as she said, the dev'l had dist centenary, haa a number of re A u th ority VifVjz jumped on her Lack and thrown her m arkable features. In the first c u e . It la planned to For N e a r ly 5 0 Y e a r il a lo triL -In te rn a tio n a l Monthly M s e . beginning May 18, a (und ol W « <>,• 1433/iQG w e n t:» w h o tu rn to M c C a l l 'S »very m onth for cerroct ferb - |105 000,000 to be used on > gigantic F a v w C w w resw . lone, for pattern«, for BcooomletsI buying, for fancy needle w ork, fo rv o o d otorien—fotf You must have coprage. my boy. No World program of reconstruction, per pioABura, (of belp, for StylOu matter what band of elraumstauces ar haps the most comprefceosiv« program m y themselves ngalnst ytm. If you» Oarer devised. By that date Methodism w ill have pttrjxww- Is right you w ill succeed. Llfs M Ç CALLS 10c Is a beautiful thing. The chance to enrolled also 1,000,000 intercessors, tight la a grant blessing. No matte» that is, persons pledged to dally « «- haw hard the situation may seem, keep prayer; 1.000.000 tlthers. pledged to Copy Year on doing right, bravely face the fntura. devote one-tenth of their Income to the set yrtffr standard high, work and wait, work of C hristianity; 68.000 persons be pat|t ut and thankful, and you will who w ill pledge themselves to devote win. You may never be rich na th« the balance of their lives to the work world goes—not rich In money-or rich of the church, wwhether In America or Seventy flvo lit pbwer lint you tuny be rich In th« in the foreign field. knowledge of the truth that you have thousand Methodist minute fdsa. lay re m UKD A 7O8TAL CAIO ARD Ate Mk uind» tbe best of yonr rlutnce to ji e a church members who present the com « » « ru oorr of wocatAt: w to n ms. man. Don't set ycor standard by th« prehenslve church program at Sunday sonar oe«r to w-.,-,.n. w L m W a im ri? w wca who have aehlevrd great wgwNK services, have been apponted and èiÂTSr ï ï x * r ? f T ÎS r t 'î r îu î i t - t ’îr t « T! st la actklug ccinpnr>d to tbe riches form the greatest body of organized ( wk (’•*» to «tuuia er «toOM Fr»» OCar to root uMoauu. j t t n » that belong to him who bus struggled speakers in America at this time. TS B£AU CL K M » Uto 37* iS » fc« TA H They have spoken for the Liberty to enlnroe ru d ennoble the etrale of h f* iu n t»’'b he is east.—Scbte l ouster loin and tor the United States em • and lock ia tha glass—you will see the effect.-— Yoe can’t help puckering—it makes you pucker t» ihi.'-k of testing it, Cy the use of so called cheap Baking Powders you take til’s puckering, injurious A’un right into your system—you injure digestion, and ruin your btomach. tius, Ohio, Juno 2d July 7. Many io Go From Northwest By • X* EFFECT WAS S T A R T L IN G . Coast e r n a t la u Canoed by a C r y o f g ir o a P h il* ,d r 'p i,to T a i l o r Shop. la ' N ext door to the oilier of a popular magistrate in the >entral portion of thot city there Is a small tailo r shop w hifh haa thia sign in the window: “Trousers pressed w hile you w a it.” Quite a r.uu Is-t of politi, iat.s frequent the mng;strnte’r office. says the Phila delphia lieeotd. and they often drop Into the tailor shop to have the "bags” taken out of their trouser I nees. One day lately Select Councilman ''Tommy*’ liyan and a nuuila-r o f up-country dele? gate« were sitting in the tailor's back room .while t lie Jr respective pantaloons were being ironetl. Kcprearntative John H. Fow, who is forever on the lookout to play a practical joke, passed the door of the shop and took in the situation at a glance. M r. F e w ra is e d his mighty fog-horn m ice in one wild cry of “ F ir r ! ” The effect was in stantaneous and startling. M r. liyan, the first to dash through the shop door. was clothed, as to his t.ether extrem i ties, in flnriug scarlet. Tv. o of the aoim try politicians wore gray and white, hut the third wore, besides the startled bjok upon his face, not much of anything. His "Idled" shirt waa pretty long, but I f d ’d not prevent the few |>edestrians on the street from see ing his bare knees knocking together w ith frig h t. When the victims real ized the trick that had been played u |« n them they scurried back to shelter. W h a t O n*« Ilia * A w ay. —* A story ia told In tlie India Rubber World ot s meek-looklngstranger, w ith a distinctly ministerial air. v ho applied for iiermission to look over n ,'arge rub ber factory. He knew nothing at all alxiut the rubber httaincas, be said, and. a fte r a little hesitation, he was ad m itted. The superintendent showed him about In person, and the man's questions and comments seemed to come from the densest ignorance. F in a lly, w hen the grinding-room was le n r h e tl. he lingered a little , and naked, in a hesitating way: "Couldn't I have s s|ieeliuen o f that etirlous stuff for my eshlnet?” "Certainly," replied the superintendent, although It w ns a eom- pound the secret of which was worth thousands of ddllara; “cerininly. cut off ns much as you wish.” W ith eager step the visitor npproached the roll of gum, took out* his knife, met the l.lade In hia mouth, nnd— “Stop rig ht where you ore!” said the snnerirteedent. lay ing a heavy band upon the stramrer; “you are a fraud nnd s ri if . You didn't learn in a pulpit thut a dry knlfa won't ru t rubber." Ko ssylng, bn showed the impuaitor to the door, uni the seiret was «till safe.
