The Port Orford tribune., May 14, 1919, Image 1

A single motion is quicker to m akt
than two.
O n ly one motion is needed to
make any character desired on the
complete, ftraight-line, key-for-every-
An American lady, promenading in
Eloronoe. — M a nl y missed her purse.
U N IN H A BITED ISLANDS.
«h e k e A w T b e e r o a d s • < Tbese l a t h e
In d ia n b ase a
easy ‘âction
light running
I f you should a s m an H is n il th a t la,
aa uninhabited Island—fo r the purpose
•C occupying It alone, Bobtnson Crueoe
like, or to use It fo r romantic Action or
for any other purpose, to the exclusion
e f nil others in Ihe world, you need hare
no trouble in flndihg one I f yon see At
to make a Journey to tlw Indian ocean,
l a tbs (raters between Madagascar and
ImUe yen can find mom than 13.008 af
(hens. Where «1w-rc Is not a br-uian toe-
tox nod where yea eea, V yen «111, he
asonorth of oM yon aarrey.
An English traveler has nrecntfy been
gni-insltbo small lalnitde that dot tha
a-esterl end of the Indian ocean ta
make an Inventory o f them and re­
dfwiwd
CeMBnUte, Straight-L a m
Keyboard and
A Key foe Every Character.
The auspicious inurements o f n man in
front mode her boldly demand the
stolen property, and the man aetnally
handed orer her purse. Ind ign ant a t
such daylight robbery, the lady stopped
an elegantly d n w e d man. and. In ex
cited tones, began to ponront her griuv-
aaee. Merely w aitin g to hear: " T h a t
loan stole my p urser the g allan t
Italian rushed a fte r the thief, »¡to
promptly took to his heels. But the
thief was the more nimble o f the two,
and finally dodged his pui seer, lied-
faced, perspiring and o u lo f breath, the
gentleman turned back to meet the
lady w ith profound apologies. ‘ Mad­
am. 1 am very aurry. I did my best,
bat your purse is gome." “Oh. no.” she
replied, sweetly. “ 1 have my purs«;.' I
got it bock from the than.” "Hot your
purse back?” he repeated. “ W hat did
yon «rant, then?” “ Want? Why, I
w ant jostles,” said the Indy, calmly. I t
was too much even for proverbial Ita l-
inn urbanity, and, almost choking
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! “She swore she’d never Mvs w ith him
again,
and 1 hoard her w ith m y own
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ears,”
chimed in another.
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“ Why, 1 beard that M r. Jones was
dead.”
added a third. “Ba d ie ^ o m e -
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whare
out in California, mors'n two
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y e a n ago."
N aturally the woman could not stand
tha suspense, and the very next day
three o f them met on the doorsteps of
Mrs. J o n « . determined to solve the
m j story o f a friendly call and an offer
to help in the celebration. As soon aa
IMMsible they began to congratulate
their hostasa upon her reuniou w ith her
I n this age o t burteaqnes and ballet
girls, trb rn faros anoodtea are plesti
fa lly snppllod w ith high kickers and
< l t i « x nod when ev«m the chums girls
are cxpocUxi l a trip the lig h t fantastic
the, one often tnuwhvs where a ll the
dancing girls come from. T h e natural
InfsTcnue Is th a t they secure th eir first
ports that he eonatod 18,100 and found kntnvludge o f the graceful a r t in the
only about «08 of them Inhabited. dancing schools, a fte r which they arc
prepared for the stage by petaona who
make a b asin «« o f th a t sort o ( thing.
ear who may w ant a a Island.
Tl-rse {«rtleular Islands are not Urge, But many a dancing g irl w ill tell vou
sa islands g a t u t very many of them that lu-r first school was Mie sldenaUi,
am «afilck-ut for the purpaae o f a Bob- and her first inepiration the strain , of
teeon Crusoe o r any other novel bam s perambulating street pinno. prusided
by an Hatten grinder. Ifidodd. it
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or f i r even a siusB colony o f ship* over
is no uncommon sigh t Io see a crowd of '
¿ j w t M « « fe d e ra tio n o ff the
interested spectators gathered «bout
provinces in 1 8 « has attained
m ight he cast oa one o f them or seek
o f these street musicians, the at-
h i r t er m— nh»« in. the life o f the
for tha purpose « t making a home pret­ one
traction being .pot in the musle, but tn „ „ - a i . - „ « p ic than th a t of a eoo-
ths graceful m m rem entsof, the Htfle J ^ i o n a l Proton. I t carries w ith I t a
ty much out o f the imsy world.
Borne of them a m only a a a rm or
two. well elevated above the tide, while
others are a quarter o f Is m ile1 hi'diam­ a lly th e ir performance. are as clever as
alm
p Ilrp „se. O f rourse
eter and running from th a t up to n mfls anma seen upon the stage.
t „ u iv r a w s th a t «he Cana-
or two la length aad a quarter or lam
of the length
In breadth. Many of
tln-tu ore granitic etm clnrea that ride THRIFT OF DUTCH PEOPLE,
steeply from 2q te 188 feet. weB cover
td with rich roti, through which email
fresh water etree me harry la the sat.
which they maeb after fiswlag ayar
bearbee e f gUateplng calcareous sand
that am begirt by coral reefia, which
torsi waiia about the Maada. , >
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logue to
AVOID ALVM
-nor- about it. teth s
« S ra
e
Dr* *Kil!m w *'k
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n « ~ w » ~ -a a ~ a
Co.. Btsgt lamtot«. N . Y . Wb«i» writing man-
fise naning tela ¿ M in u s affsr in this papsr.
JPJ
F o rA /o n
UH
Authority
F»f Httrlu 50 Y tarai
oyfcl is made from pure, refined Grape Cream of Tartar—Costs more
in A lam but you have the profit o f quality, the profit o f good health.
U m for » a tta ra s , tor —— • q t e a l
gfc
Nothing has «ver eqoailed jb
Nothing can ever ««rpass it.
Dr. King’s
New Diseovsry
rerQWH’Sf.lB,
1 or Afl T h r i f t :-n
Iaing Troubtea
t
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fWOBVBOL
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usually grow out o f nnenllcl fo r per­
sonalities In the heat o t a discussion
Somrtim' a, however, when the house
has Iw m s ittin g fo r hours, vrw ried
w ith the pcrptexltteo and Incohervi.eleo
uf same mem ber from “w ay back,” sud­
denly. ns I f through t h e u a it y of deo-
,m a tte « , th e usual d ig n ity o f the hones
is relaxed and grave members from
anieh mseilectual renters as Montreat
and Toron to play tha schoolboy sad
outvie «me another in “shying” blue
books a t the heads o f slumbering and
inoffensive members. O f the 51J mem­
bers th a t mnke up the bouse o f com­
mons, in point o f a b ility and gifts, >0
per cent, o f them ore below mediocrity:
20 per cent, o f them occupy the plane o f
mediocrity; 40 | * r cent. posse« ad­
m itted a b ility , and the rem aining M
per cent, are men of commanding talent.
—I>on Bloc's Magnalae.
i ->t or te*-
IHUg
S St « .L
by placing several herm it cfeba depriv­
cr.hvslthy aondb
ed of their shells in aa ordinary map
tier, of tfia kid-
plate, w ith a little sea w ater and M ax
ney»: < » P alm
shells—few er shells than crabs.
yosr lines it empty
Is
The flghtlug and atrugcltag to aeetm
evidence of kid­
houses Is ludicrous lit the extreme. One
ney trewi ' f . too
frsqusaf dcsirs may
to
be seen almost successful in moor­
pass it or pain ing
la Miuself w ith in a shell, which, by
the back 1s also
the way. kt effected by mesas of the
sssv/ncirg proe. that the kUscys sad Mad­
shelly plates a t the extrem ity o f bis
der ora out of order.
W k a t to * o .
Thors ts comfort la Iks knowledge m
eftsn expressed, t'wt Dr. Kilmer's S> emp-
Rost. the great x.ditey rvmady fulfills every
wish m curing rhsurr.xtriwi, .vein in the
hack, kidoeyr, Itvar. bladder end e w ry part
of tha urinary psaetge. It corrects kwblMtv
e hold water and soolalag^ols Is psssiag
t, or had affocis lollswtng use sf i'Auar,
vine or beer, sad orercomas that unpleasant
necessity ef being cempelied te ge often
lu rtn r •'■a day, end te get up many times
g the eight. The mild ena me errra.
ordinary td.sct ot SwA*np-Koot la asm
resized
It star-ts the hipheot for its wen-
derfal cures cf the r e s t dlscessing easee.
If you nowi a m allcitw y>u should have tha
vast. fk. d by cruggtrv lr £0e. sn d$l. aims.
You may have a rumple bottle of tMs
vsndsrfii)
discovery
t a ie a r w « ,
«aa a hoog that t r l l s ^ j B > 4 i j | n L 4 S |
•n4 fcok 'in rt*« glass— you will
the effect—
Y cr caa*t help puckering—it makes you pucker
¿• think o f tasting it
By the «sc of so called cheap Baking
Powders you take this puckering, injurious Alum
ri^ht into your sy#tem— you injure digestion
• M m m your ttotnach.
In Proportion to Population, Wether-
laadaca A * Blehest Motion
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ta the World.
,
aaat
soft and twisted tall, when another
seizes him by the nape of the neck, os
k were, and he is dragged retorts ntly
forth. T he e r id e r stlti bolds bint strug-
gllng s t claws' length, and not naltl ho
himself le safely ensconced does he r r
ttuqulsl) hie grasp.-Chainhere’ Journal.
A maidservant belonging to OM o f
the women's colleges bod been out
eoal " ° r lro“‘ ,
u u “ n ‘ r* t» 11 OI
the commercial spirit and have . large
_««h tu.r io « r vlihixit
merchant
marine.
The rural
Inhabl-
i X n ^ leavo
r i a f from
o ” l o i-e«
« la
n t. are given
to dairying
cattle
rala-
m i^ ^ th V to p ^ X h fo h
t 2 *"«
horticmtnre. 1. which branch-
laraented Professor Nettleship.
Now. • • « ‘ f >x<* ‘
^ k ‘* t ^ o ^ i « n V « ¿ u ^ t i n ^ ! n g ‘
WOMEN IN
PARLIAMENT.
eats scatter and flee. and. the better tn ,
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pounce nn them when they were Down to the T im e of Bdward I U .
eteelthily crossing the street, be would
They W ere Acoorded the
perch hlmoelf on the top of the pro-
B ig h t of V oting,
fesnor's gnnlru wait, surrounded and
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half, hidden In the foliage. ,A a the trn-
The ladles of birth end quality sat
ant maidservant pasted beneath him |B council with the Saion Wltaa. The
he caught sight a t a cat in Ihe middle Abbess H ilda presided in an eccleat-
of Ihe rood and. making a spring at It, aatlcal synod, says AntlnqulUea of
rolllded w ith her and knocked her Parliament.
down. She picked herself up aad ran J M r. W lghtfred’s great eoune)l a t
ocrcaiulug borne, almost mad w llb ter- Beaeoneeld. A. D. AM, the abbeaaes
ror. Iiecanoe. aa aha said, tbe devil had sat and deliberated, and f lr < of them
iiintiwd on her tmek and thrown her signed the decrees of that council
down.—lnteruatiooal Monthly
along with the king, bishops and no-
——
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hies.
’ ;
■nve C ro w n *.
King Edgar's charter to the abbey
Ton most h are courage, my boy. Me of Cowland. A. D. M l , waa w ith the
matter w hat band of drenmataneea a r consent of the noblea and abbesaea,
ray tbcmeelren against yon. I f ynnr who subscribed the charter,
purpose is right you arlll succeed. U f a
j n H e n r y 'tll and IJdward I ’s tlmja
Is a beautiful thing. The chance te four abbesaea srere summoned to par
flgbt Io a greet blessing. No matter Uament. vis. of Shaftesbury. Berklng,
how bard tbe situation may seem, keep g t Mary, of Wlneheeter, and of W ll
Among Mie many Interesting expert-
m enu with motor boats, says the Low-
don M a il, perhaps the moat pictur­
esque were those on tha Seine nt
Puteaux. when Compte da Lambert.
In conjunction n ltb Messrs. De [Hon
and Bouton, brought out their bateau
gllaseur, or gliding boaL
i t Is oiau
called a hydroplanu. aad. that name Is
really Indicative of |ta con«:r»ciioc
W ith a Lie Dion t*-har»e power mo­
tor. the count attained » speed of 18
kilometers aa hour ta bis first ex­
periments, and now he has added ta
that speed and has made U ailoan*-
ters, or 20 miles, la ibs hour.
T h e la v s n io r ui this hydropiaae la
not. however, content with this, and
w ill try in a day a r two to rolas tha
speed to 3» or even *0 kilometers ue
fc> miles an hour, or a speed that Is
not exceeded by the nee of a «0-horse
power motor.
Th’ e boat itself te M feet long and
nine feet wide. To tbe bottom af the
boat are afllxed Are planet or Ana
W h e t the boat te stationary Iheey fins
bang vertically la the water. They
are binged, however, and a rt all under
control of the driver. When tha m o
lo r Is set la mo'.fon and U)« boat
begias to move these pl.,aes, begin­
ning at the how, ir e gradually give«
a backward angle. Tbe bust rises la
the water aad then gradually resit
upon It, with the stern of the bool
only Immersed.
The sp«ed increases,
and (h t boat, following the lodiantian
of tha pie-tee. gl.dss along tha s u rfs «
of the water Just as an sen-plane
glides oa the air. and w ith not mush
more im,stance.
i t te ecnlMeaUy expected that with
an io . t w i J horee-p<jwer motor taa
hydro: lane w ill isneb a speed of *A
miles aa hour.