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About The Port Orford tribune. (Port Orford, Or.) 1892-19?? | View Entire Issue (April 16, 1919)
F lO lO V o lu m e J L X % 11 1 A single motion is quicker to makt than two. Only one motion is needed t< make any character desired on th< complete, Straight-line, key-for-eveiy character keyboard of the T h a t Is F u ji at *A phrase from a » ce n t mafeailne article is so suggestive and so full of encouragement that it seems worth while to make it the text far one of our small sermons, says Woman's llotnc Companion. The phrase is: “Nature uever gives up.” You may with profit say this over carefully and thoughtfully and let its full manning <oiue to you: “ Nature never gives up.” Naturc ia on tlw side, of health, and sanity, and consequent hnppi nesa. Hard as your «tec may be. the great Mother is fighting the U N IN H A B IT E D I8LAN D 8 battle with you. Has disease got into your lowed? Natore liaamar- I f you should w ant an Island—th a t ta, shalcd her forces tduiouib^t it, an uninhabited inland—fo r tha purpose and with marvelous stfhtegy has o f occupying It alone, Robinson Crusoe set engines to work which are en like, or to use It for romantic fiction or deavoring to circumvent the en fo r any other purpose, to the exclusloa of all other« la the world, you need hare emy. Nature is working in con no trouble In finding one I f you aee fit jnnct’on with the physician and to make a Journey to the Indian ocean. yourself. That iff 'a thought In the waters between Madagascar and which ought to cheer you. You India you can find more than 13,000 of then], where there Is not a human be have been imprudent, possibly— l l ] / a n d w h e r e y o u can. If y o u will, he have done and left undone. You have taken such ill cure of your mouarcti of all you surrey. A a English traveler has recently been God-given body that yonr friends among the small Islands tliat dot tha have set yon down aa hopeless or western end o f the Indian ocean to You It^ve told yourself make an Inventory o f them and re worse. ports that he counted 10,100 and found that there is no hope for you. Nn only about 000 o f them Inhabited. turc has not given yon up. She N o w , there Is a good chance for any wants yon to live and work and be one who may w ant an Island. healthy and hnppy and in the These |Mirticular Islands are Dot large, as Islands go, but very many o f them event of your neglect of yourself, are sufficient for the purpose o f a Rob she is still fighting for you. She inson Crusoe or any other novel hero has no moral idea in doing this. ar fo r even a small colony o f ship She just does it. Perhaps you de wrecked mariners or other persona who serve to be given up. Hany of ua might he «-ast on one of them or seek fo r the purpose of making a home pret do, It sometimes seems. But Na tnre is blind to that. Of course, ty much out of the busy world. Some of them are only an acre or she is not all-pewerfoi. Khe can two. well elevated above the tide, while be overcome. She fails often. others are a quarter of a mile la diam But you will do well to remember eter and running from th a t up to a mile e r tw o In length and a quarter or less •th at In every ease while there is of the length in breadth. Many of a spark of life left, she is trying. them are granitic structures that rise Let that thought brace ton. Buck steeply from 91 to 100 test wcH cover op, nnd give Nature some help. ed w ith rich eon. thropgh which small I should like to think that tve fresh w ater streams hurry to the sea, which they reach a fter flowing over could carry the analogy into the benches of glistening calcareous sand moral world aa well. Ho you not that arc begirt by coral reefs, which believe that there are forces aa term walls about the Intends. yet unvalued which are fighting the fight for yood in the aouls of men? Bad a man or woman may VW« Harms* Crate be— there Is exterior pressure to O sutly crack tha shell o f the make hhn or her better. There la law; there ia education; there are and you w ill see «That you may be par- J all the societies aftd Institutions doued tor supposing a mlnlathre lot» : whose object is to help the down ■ter. but which la reality belongs to an fallen nnd the unfortunate. But other distinct species— namely, the h e r - 1 are there not other forces, too? m il cruh, Psgurus bernhardua. Wheth er he baa obtained occupancy by force Hoes not the great Mother o f •a d Don’t K now It. o f arm» or merely through decease of Bouts fight continually for the (he original tenant Is a moot point but gphitual health and sanity of all I n To » ! • n o t Pill a bottle or cemme- -ar rth y-w the first supposition le highly probable; people? The thought Is coinfort osier and 1st It aland 4 » n ir hours: l u be l i a most belligerent little'cus Ing, stimulating, encouraging. It tom er. |W< -... —la» ak An amusing scene may be w itn e ssed in the business of every individual tuil-aslihy condi by placing ecveral hermit crabs deprlr- j to add all his personal strength tion uf the kid ed o f their shells io an ordinary soup to all encounters with evil, physic ney»: «1 “ j* rise your llnsa It le plate, w ith a little sea w ater and some al or spiritual. He can do so mon- evidence ef kid empty shells—few er shells then crabs. heart ily and with better faith for ney trout's: tee The fighting and struggling to secure (access if lie remembers that “na frequent desire le houses Is ludicrous In tbe extreme. One ture never gives up.” pass it er pals la may be aeeu utmost successful In moor- ' Model 10 C o m p lete, Straight L in e Keyboard and K ey ( « Every Character. A « the beck U alto ' ossvfnc.'ng preo. that the kidney» and Mad der are nut ef order, W l » l to Be. "There Is comfort in the knowledge to often «xprsssed. l*-«t Or. Kilmer's Swamp- Root. the great s.dney remedy fulfills every wish in curing rheumaliem. ,-ialn Is the Sack, ktdne/r, liver, t ladder and every pa.-t of the u-losrj passage. It corrects la»Mittv 'e hold water and scalding pain in passing 't, or bad tffacts «»«w ing use ol liquor, win« nr bee-, and evercomea that unpleasant aeceSUty ef keing compelled te ge oftaa tu rin r *k t day. and te get up many times «'v . g ihe night. The mild ana im. --ira . ereinanr «(.’set el S w a to p -R o e t Is seoe rss'lred It »lands the highest for Its wen- derfal cures of the most dbtrssaing cases. If yea peed a in edictr.» you should have tha bset Sold by druggists ir 50c. and | l . sizes. You may have a csrnpM hottie of this' wenderli.: discovery ano a boox that t c i l t ^ M n g K f l u c f i h more stout it. beth »rrt ibeelutely frae by mall. address Dr. Kilmer & ik -u h -v M ' Co., Btegfumtor*. N. Y . When wi-tting m sa- Sea reading this geaereus edfar In this paper. and look in the glass— you will see the effect— Y o u can’t help puckering—it makes you pucker to think o f tasting it By the use o f so called cheap Baking Powders you take this puckering, injurious Alum right into your system— you injure digestion, and ruin your stomach. AVOID ALVM Jap plainly- /¿ S fy JÄ} is made from pure, refined Grape Cream o f Tartar—Costs more than Alum but you have the profit o f quality, the profit o f good health. JdAOAZINB QBP F a ih io n Aulhoritg ' ^ 5 ( 2 For U to r ly 5 0 Y »oral teg himself w ithin a shell, which, by tbe way, is effected by means of t L j 1 S e v e r e M r m b « r e « . shelly plates at the extrem ity of hie McLubbcrty (hearing a suspicioui soft and twisted tall, when auotber noise in the kitchen)— M oikry, phwai seises him by the nape of the neck, as are ycz doin' out dherc? U were, and he Ia (dragged reluctantly L ittle M ike— Nnwthin’, sor. forth. Tbe evlrter still bolds him stru g -, M c L u b b c rty (s te rn ly )— W u ll, stop It gllng a t claws’ length, and not until be a t w in c e !— Illu s tra te d A m erican. himself Is safely ensconced does be r e - . A b r B e x p e r tv a R r te r a . Unquleh his grasp.—Chambers’ Journal. Real Estate Man—The man who w ent to look at those lots in fiwampvtltr T h e B e l i e f l a a D e v il. A maidscrvaHt Ix-longtng to o M .o f came back and said be couldn't locut< the women’s colleges bad been out the property. His P a rtn e r—H’m! T hat account» w ith her lover without leave from her mistress and was returning late along for his coming hack.— Puck. my rood, at tbe top o f which lived tbe T t» v I ' r a s c r r a i l s « . lamented Professor Nettleship. Now. “Where are all our u m b re lla s f tbe hitter had a large yellow dog that took the usual canine delight In seeing asked Mr. Bioobuinper. “They are used up.” replied Me* cats scatter and flee. and. the better to nioobumper. pounce on them when they were “ Well. that is just I be way in which stealthily crossing the street, be would I wanted to use one.“—T-.wn Topic». perch himself on tbe top o f tbe pro fessor's garden wall, surrounded and NO RED HEADED DOLLS. h alf bidden In tbe foliage. As tbe tru ant maidservant passed beneath him be caught sight of a cat Io tbe middle e f lbs road end. making a spring a t It, collided with her nnd knocked her down. 8he picked herself up and ran screaming home, almost mod w ith ter tor. beeausl. as she sold, tbe devil bad Jumped on her back and thrown her down.—International Monthly T to y a ) look through any stock of“3 oils, DOCTORS Nothing has ever equalled it Nothing C U ever surpass it M OI I Çl Ml’ l MlfK Dr. King’s New Discovery ta a beautiful thing. T be d u n c e to ” • ’ fight M s greet blessing. No matte» anywhere, yon will find it to be how hard tha situation may seem, keep true that there age no red headed m> doing rig h t bravely face the future, dolls. • rt j m w s te n te d M gK work and w a it, „T h e m i h t m a(, p f h ||t he patient and thsnkfuL and you win „ n r L <' I h c v w e r e v v « n f « l . s w in. Toa may never be rich as t b s , o f ™ ’ u a wnrld gs r —at rich in money or rich , easily as they enuld he made with la p o w e r-b u t you atay be rich In tb s, blonde or with dark hair, but knowledge of the troth that you have (h e r e is no d e m a n d fo r them." ■ ad s the best o f your ebance to be a , --------------------------- Bun. Don’t sJt yoar standard by the I have aehtovrd greet wealth.! L args fitorags Boom Msadsd. a m whs A Perfect Core: h ad For A i.u>- Msa»s»bscl K » i * i i . I I i I « tlu . Treasure hunting cantinata ta occupy* tbe attention of many peo ple in vari >ua parta of the world. A hoard of buried wealth oat as well known aa certain others is that supposed ta hare been se creted by Lobtteaia, king of the Matabcle in HafVi Africa, before be met his death at the hands of the British. This treasure is said to consist of gold, ivory and pre cious stones. It was brought into the limelight of public notice not long ago by the arrest of a IJntch- ntan named John Jacobs. He a r rived at Bulawayo, told some thing of bis plans, was pot into what they call the “goal” and has since been deported. Lobengula succeeded his father' as king of the Matabele in 1870 and boldly opposed European civ ilisation. He made Bulawayo his capital. A fter the discovery of gold in bis territory In 1873, Por tugal, the Transvaal and Great Britain strove to win the supreme control over Ixvbengula'» king dom. In 1888 be signed a treaty with Great Britain, admitting her suzerainty. In 1893, provoked by the insolence of the British Boath Africa company, be attacked the English. He was terribly beaten. His capital was taken and in his flight he himself was killed. John Jacobs, the treasure seek er, was a school teacher. He elfiims to have been private secre tary to King Lobengula and that in this way he learned where the treasure was hid. The Bulawayo authorities, however, discovered that he had a bad record. Hence bis deportation. Jacobs is an el derly man, bearing evidence of long exposure to wind and weather. The treasure la still to be found. The two country girls were on a visit to town, and they were en joying themselves Immensely. But somehow there seemed to be a conflict of ideas between them and their hostess. Khe had strict ideas of propriety, and they had appar ently only thought they had. They had determined to show that they wore fu lly up-to-date in social matters, bat,— well, here’s what occurred. —- Two young fellows from their part of the country happened to be in town at the same time, and they invited the girla to go to the theater, with a little supper to- follow. The girls promptly accepted. The hostess in whose charge they were raised lier hands in- horror when she heard of it. “It Will never, do,” she said. “You must be cbii|*eroued on any’ such occasion is that.” “Chaperoned!” exclaimed one of the girls. “Why, of course we’ll be chaperoned. You don't B R ÌI» MENTION. Nearly 2.(00 residents of Minnesota shared in 18»» In the tree-planting bounty, receiving (2.10 an acre. The average monthly wage of farm laborers In North Carolina is I1S.3S, that inelnding rations, house, pasture and garden. A Xew York drnggiat ssys that China men patronize the drug .tores very lit tle, as they hare little faith in Am eri can drugs. Prof, llnm lin. o f Colnmbi:. eolleg« declares that New York presents thi unique spectacle of not having one decorative building erected at pulitlp. expense. Thnl there "are more Indiana ia the United States now than therv were the day the , ilgrlms loaded vaunot be proved, but It is generally believed and I l is stoutly affirmed by statisticians. Residents of Toledo. O.. ns well na commercial men representing firms in that clly are beginning to place beside their names on the hotel registers "1902" Inslcnd of Toledo—a norel raetli od of adtertising the coming centennial celebration there. Mu.1 of the old-lime chop-houses ia New York nnd ltrnoklyn have disap- pearrri. These were asemnrsb'e feast ing spots. The nie and the chops and thedev ilcsl kidneys were of Ihe rlioieesl. The Welsh rarebits s a l game were also of the lies!. In Ihe p la r# n f lh« chop-houses bare come Ihe "qnlcs 1» neb."
