The Port Orford tribune., March 06, 1918, Image 1

fALE OF ORANGE BLOSSOM
f t * w a r B rat B a rts C aw a « •
H is C aaittoa a t O las»«w .
W hen B rat H e rts w c l consul at Glas­
gow, ba was seldom to be tousd tn tbut
city, as ba spent moat at his tim e In the
Ixjudon drawing room*, where he was
a general favorite, and delegated the
consular business to assistants. Ona
day while m ating one o f h it rare vis-1
Its to Glasgow he scraped acquaintance :
w ith a stranger on the train. Each
seemed fascinated by the other’s per­
sonality. and time passed quickly. A t
last they reached the outskirts of a
i large etty.
“ W h a t place la this?” Inquired the
c h a ra c te r k e y b o a rd of th e
toprovto Msigmsl Slops
|f«rsjwment. Speediest ever
devised
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C o m p le te , S tra ig h t L in e
Keyboard and
A K e y for Every Character.
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easy action
light running '
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Write lor information to
The Smith Premier Typewriter Co., Inc.
Syracuse, N . Y . Btsstbe. .«ryv.1—
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and Don’t Know U.
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Fill a bottle or comm-
water and lei It stand tw
«e
Ith >“W
hours! i
-t or «•"-
it
i
unhealthy condi­
tion of tbe kid­
**•*■•»
S id «■ B e W as T eld .
An Impecunious constituent o f a CM-
sago alderinun c a lici upon the latter
a t h'.s olHcc last week and requested
the loan of a dollar. A two dollar bill
wns the smallest the aldvrnian had-
This he handed te the caller with Iho
rem ark:,
“Go to the cigar stand down stairs,
get a fifteen cent cigar, keep a dolls»
and bring me tbe change."
In n few minutes tbe visitor reap­
peared. bulling contentedly at a cigar,
aud banded the hldortnaa 80 cents. No­
ticing a peculiar expression on tbe al­
derman's face, be withdrew the cigar
from bis lips long enough to Inquire:
“ Did you mean th a t the cigar wae
f t r yon or me?"
S '
“Get out of here!" was all tbe die-
gusted politichiu could say.
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AVOID ALVM
m nlaintu-
G r w o u d F o e S u s n lr lo a .
“M ary .” «aid the young matron’s
mother. “It seemed to me you were
vary eold to John thio in o rn ln g r
- y ^ . " „be replied, “I ’m beginning to
suspect hlut.”
“The Ideal Yon have no reason to,
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Nccrl-J 50
lloyal ia made from pure, refined Grape
. Cream of T artar—Cost«
- -•■^••.■» more
wwror
than Alum but you have the profit of quality, the profit of good health.
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Ndthing haa ever equalled it
Nothing caa e v e r «tirpass it
Natar» aluna won't
T h a t Ooontry.
ney«: |f K stains
yoer llaen It ta
T h s L f r t ls G a rd e n .
evidence of kid­
There Is lunch comfort to be found
ney trouble: toe
In n garden. I have watched a poor
Irequent desire to
peas It or pain In woman at n little box of Bowers a t a
the beck te also wlutlow. growing railluut w ith happi­
as each and
bud blad­
blossom*! and smiled
oaavlnclng proof lhat ness
the kidneys
W ater your
der are out of order. 0|ioB. her gentle baud.
w i l l to Be.
Uttic garden and tend It well. A little
There la comfort In ths knowledge aa Ityve for sunlight, a Utile sympathy for
often expressed, that Dr. Kilmer's Swsmp- rain, and the garden o f the heart may
Root, the great kidney remedy fuKIlla every bloom w ith beautiful deeds and fra ­
wish in curing rheumatlwn. .vein In the
grant thoughts. Though tlie beauty of
hack, kidney», liver. I ladder and every part
ef the urinary passage. Il corrode lnsblHtv tbe roe» Is brief, yet the perfume may
, is hold water and scalding pain In pasting be preserved, like the memory o f a
It, or bad efforts .allowing use of liquor, kiss, forever.—Behoalmaster.
L wine or boor, and overcomes that unpleasant
! necssally of being compelled to go often
ro o d a s « Colds.
| luring »he day, and to gsl up many ttmaa
A w rite r tn T be Lancet nay»: "Blnea
1 dvr'.-r ths night. The mild and the extrs-
erelnsry ««fact ot S w a m p -R o a t la soon I began to study diet I l i n e Iteen as­
rea'.iieo It stands the highest for Its won­ tonished s t the nnmlwr of «jsea of
derful cures of tbe most dlstreeStog cassa- which I have beard, even of medical
i If you need a medicine you should have the met), who by eating 1st» and not so
i b ut. Sold by druggists Ir.50c.and$t. slzss. often hare found that tbelr snsccpHW*-
1 You may have s sample bdtta of this Ity to colds has quite gone. Such fsets
j wonderful discs very —
■s I Itave met w ith polut to tbe conclu­
snu s boos that
sion that it Is tbe system overcharged
more about It. both ser.;
uSKS w ith the products of food which was
1 «hsolutslv free by mall.
address Dr. KUmer fe a«w» «<»>— , S ««S not required and can act only as • poi­
Cs„ Binghamton. N. Y. Who» wrl!in< " J * son to every organ In tbe body which
Boa rs«uMng thia gsssreuswffsi la this paper. la most susceptible to colds/"
and look in the glass—you will see the effect—
You can’t help puckering—it make* you pucker
to think of tasting it.
By the use of so called cheap Baking
Powders you lake this puckering, injurious Alum
right into your system—you injure digestion,
and ruin your stomach.
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Legend e f Spain Tall« H ow I t W as
CMttondsn, V L —The cracker Barrel
F ir s t Used a t a W edding In
, aggregation gathered at the general
, •tore last night after s day tn ths
woods apoillug dear ruuwaya aloo
The wearing of orange blouson which city “sports” w ill be placed latei
at a wedding in accounted for in u> slaughter buexs. If their aim be Iras
enough, and several indulged In remi­
various ways.
Among other niscences. Several pretty la ir sport!.-i
ntorjen in the following popular le yarns had been spun when the subject
gend from Spain: An Airiest) got «round to bear.- Then 61m Whllfc.
king presented a Spanish king who lives in Northaiq when he tan •
or flaking oridlgglng glnaeu
with a magnificent orange tree hunttot»
root*, stretched his ueck and launch
whose creamy, waxys blowsoiin forth Into a bear monologue.
and wonderful fragrance excited
" It bests a ll tarnation how know-.
«traUger,
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the admiration of the whole court some a t them critters be.” be dsotar.«.
" I haven’t the slightest Idea, replied.
Mgoy begged in vain for a brand while the real shucked around tn th
B arte, a fte r looking out o f the window.
hard-hot mined chairs and settled <L
A few minutes later tbs ra ilw a y of the plant and a foreign »tubas
to hear a good one. “ Yes, sir. It S-
guard opened the door o f the compart­ nador was tormented by a deaii » beat a ll tarnation, between bis
m ent and announced th a t they had ar­ toiutrodureno great a curloailjr to u o u t and glusshg and the hand -
rived at Glasgow.
bis native land. He used ever? Providence, I ’ve been able to msk,
When ,IIn rte showed op a t the con-
quite a Uvla' out o’ theee ’ere hi.l
sulate the next morning, the first per­ possible menus to accompiub bb h r a som tdaraUe spslt
son who ndvaaeed to greet him was the purpose, but all bln efforts com
“ » lite r Burbanks yarn touchln oi
agreeable stranger, who Introduced I lug to naught he gave up in dc Che varm int T Spruce H o lier puts m<
himself as a special agent o f the home
la mind of the Urn» Mmvulecce and a -
spair.
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gavernment sent to Investigate charges
out T a middlin’
Qk he-bear helped
The
fair
daughter
of
the
court
o f neglect of duty on the pert of the
tigh t Bi the middle o' last winter. U
gardener
was
loved
by
a
young
sonsub
.
was the lust t Jsuuary. as I r tc le c
T he agent may have been affable, but artisan, but she lacked thednwr? It. and I was ebupidu' for Dsscou fWp-
he was lacking In a sense of humor, which the family considered net- min way up to the top o’ BM lUgu.
for be evidently fabled his government essary to a bride. One day, rhanf peak. I t ’s turno-s «»ran work, c h ..
an account of the train Incident, as
ing to break otf a spray of 01 ang> pin’, but ya do rnUtor do It ouct 1
B aric's successor was toon a fte r ap-
and 1 uas jsnsdng my lue-
blossom, the gardeper thought a and while,
w tailin' the ttsfiiu season wo’ln
Itssly gave it to his daughter open and Ltun&b ^ja4iL up when h
Seeing the coveted prize in tin snortin' suousmrin a il U»e peak and
girl’s hair the wily ambassador of made me as bine » • » pern lied owi
fered her a sum sufiicieui tor th» 1 bad my dinner pall— 1 u su r go home
nights—and 1 Was middlin' comfort­
dowry, provided she gave h in i a able ontll long Iu the middle of the
branch and said nothing «bunt it afternoon, when 1 semi it wasn’t guln'
Her marriage was soon ce h ln il to lei up and Uggbred l ’d hafter stay
and character.
Bloodthirsty, lustful
.
ed,
and on her w a y to ¡he altar, iu out all night.
races are those that eat m eat-la rg e ly
“bo 1 built ms a lean-to out o' aome
grateful
r
e
s
n
e
u
i
h
r
a
n
c
c
o
f
th
e
rare m eat—freely, whereas the gentle.
spruce bo .&ns. started a Are and
Industrious, persistent races are meet­ sour«1 of all her fctij’jdnv**. s i r
cooked ., .-at vletueia I had left from
secretly broke otf another bit o. ¡.oonlu .ucy v s u 't over much, and
ly grain and fru it eaters.
W h ile the controversy over vegeta> the lucky tree to adorn ter hair.
I as It us»
o
cold to think o’
rlanlsu, la one fo r. scientists to settle,
Whether the poor court g a r d e n s.eepln i s-.t j p L.1 mornln’, w ith my
even the bum ble« o f us can afford ta
o iu trrk a t,u,ier»n' for grab some­
er lost bis head iu consequence ». sc
try for himself the advantages o f •
thing t oniLie. It got so bad I melted
"bland’ ’ d ie t I t la a moat Interesting his daughter’s treachery the le
some suow and tried to 1111 up ea wa­
exiM-rler.ee to see bow acute and sensi­ gend does n ot, relate, but man? ter. When It oome daylight the atorm
tive the sense of tasie can become bg lands now know the vtouderfu
was ragin’ harder n ever, and I was
avoiding food that has a strong taste.
so hungry I could have eat rabblta,
tree,
and
ever
since
that
weddiiii
No one knows the delicate sweets
which Is worse n earin' cat, and I says
and acids. Oils and bites In onr com­ day ot;ange blossom has been ton
to myself, tnis y e storm Is liable to
mon cereals and fruits who eats huge sidered a fitting adornment for t keep up three <Uys an’ 1 11 starve to
chunks o f Bob, S.-sb and fow l highly bride.
d tftji if 1 don’t do somethin' mighty
flavored ged deluged w ith biting
sauces. Simplicity o f life can be as
much a port of diet as of furniture e r
clothes. - WlJlIaui Noyes io Good
O n ly o n e m otion is n e e a e a a
m a k e a n y c h a ra c te r d e sire d o n th(
co m p lete, ¿traight-line, k ey -fo r-e v ery
Bibbiai Controlled bun Key1» « «
VZSl.«d Umveml Lise Spscsr
Pwtact Due Cusid
Dr. King’s
New Discovery
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c y ,« ^ îv to ik ,fo » g“ “ su»»»««-*-»
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thnt 1 saw him kissing another wo-
man.” I ’ blladelpbls I rens.
T B e B rid e .
“ H a re n 't I m an led yon t.'foro?"
tsked tbe elergyma.» pleasantly of the
roung Jsdy from Chicago who was
•bout to be Joined to the young maa
fromOafakosb
“Only twice,” she murmured coyly,
and the ceremony went on.~Bostoa
s l«Uge w as sik pigs with Lleacon Hcm-
mtn’v.ay'8 brand on eia. two rabbits
a n d a ewe lam b. They was froasn
« 1 « and as hard as oiickbats. The
thruts of every one oa ’em had bean
s ill by som ethin' sharp, and toe la -
n&rtle had b?<.n iat.es out as tuck aa
a butcher co'id do it . Tney was piled
reg’lar, too— b l n ' head and talle—and
was as tresh ss ough they had bean
killed the day before.
“ 1 was wonderin' how In Sam H ill
they got In the cave dea-1, when I
heard a heavy r.fa lh ln ' a lUUe beyond
ateu, in fact b ttn u titi’inaeives m and raised iho to i.h . 1 e v u tUa pass­
gether ¡n a gort of sociefy, tin» ageway nel.led out Into a so, ter half-
aim of which ia to keep <he women round eave, and that over at qua side
in aubjection. Thia curious cus an ol he Lear was unite.1 up on a lot
o leavt» tapin' hi» w inters »rouse. He
tom ia the outcome of a tradition was lyiu' psacslul and unsuspeettn’,
that the women once had the np and It isine to me Iu a m iuuta how
per hand, and forced the men to do them ear- asse» got on the Is-lge. You
all the drudgery, Aa men in a see, be wue one o them kcow ln’ crit­
ter» sad he’d laid in a » ipply o' Dea
ravage state are even more preju cou
ilemmiB way's p ita and a awe
diced against work than their iamb te king mg to Sqtdra Remsen by
civilized brothers, it is quite nat­ mal e s meal on when he woke up In
ural that they ahould take meaa the si-nng. i-.e i i w m t rouaa long
beluis It thawed out, v«-ae the nave
urea accordingly.
(ac«d south and gut :as fust »un, so
i ’ ovldent for
A n Edgevrater man who recently he j « t BaSSf” 4 Ue ,i
m arried and has taken to slaying I o im . By -jodfrlvIA' a» bv d ll he eo'ld
home o f nights has spent most of git icverai *4-srv rnsata and take oa
bis evening hours In tra in in g s pet some lat oeicre he sot out huntin' his
collie dog. As p e rt o f the onlm sl’s llvln
discovered virtues the owner claims,
“Them MS» «as a mighty big god­
says the Chicago Chronicle, he has send io ne. uow I caa tell ye. 1 Jest
differentiated its barks and hns there­ tiptoed out u ltli l i t ) and in ten min­
by demonstrated th a t the beast has utes i an» Liuiiln
pork lenderl’tn.
a t least a rudim entary language- He
Wnei- I o 'qStaa uj i k-A two store, and
avers th a t the pet’e vocal efforts tell
wnen toe stora, sopped next d<y I
six different tales w ith indubitable
plated tor horn* « tin enough meat over
my shoulders to pay for the time I had
plainness.
“ B ark No. 1." sold the owner re­ to lay oft.
cently, “te o f welcome to me when
“The oext day the deaegn and ma
I come home.
He ess recognise my aot out after the bear. The deacon al­
Walk s block sway, which Is more lowed ne'd orter die, eeetn' as he’d
♦ ban my w ife non do, for when I
been raldln
hie barnyard for three
entered the bouse eaceeptlonelly early years and bad make oft with throe
a few days ago she rushed Into the traps' and a pound o' lead Bred from
hall way w ith an n p rs l« d broom to ’ the .-arblne So we got him to shafea.
wield upon the supposed book agent. and the deacon was so tickled that ha
“The eolMe’s second howl Is o f la­ didn’t say a word about cU.m ln' the
ment when the fam ily leaves the pigs 1 hadn I eat.”—N. Y. World.
house w ithout ta k in g him. There Is
ad much sorrow In his tones s t «uoh
Parental lastrustlon .
Tom m y—Paw. w i,»i is a campaign slo-
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T s S s U U « Í M í t / s d i -' ” ’ --»-»-e
Cal s fetad t-rii’f - tw-
et. u< -w tos
A Perfect
Cure :
For AJI Throat and.
Lung Trouble»
Mone» back tri» est!». T ria l Butta, frw .
^ p g w —l t is the political watchword, or
rally!«» w x . ol ou’ B«HU«ai party, my »
*°Tom m y—D o a t the other fello«»» have
» «logan to o t
L o v e a t F i r s t V lg lr i.
g ig I X « —Are you certain lic it your
mistress loves my master!
H e r D o g -W h y . It w s * love at Arm
sight. Kbe poshed me off tbe sofa to
let him sit daw«.—Detroit Free Preaa
fe fua boat Eoli». b JÎ. * *
meat bo «• sdto?:' ?
raer as w wi an w ' t .’
I8E BRUIN PUTS E
MEAT IN STORAGE.
In order to be in p "lf*c t health one
most he te w [*r;ile 1» ealIHg. 'lb *
mesls «hoold be fru u ln r llecnlnri’ y »0
one of the goMe» n th » e f h well ¿rtter-
gd | i » - - I J ulias’ H o m e JulMuaL
-S
A» ths Horas Yhow.
Horse Fancier (w ith enthislaam )—•
Ivn’t
Van ieraluke’a
Lo lemla
a
beauty?
HI» F r it Daughter— Where? Where?
What ha» «bt got on? Whoso hot M
ska l a î —Uutmfl-» Tribune