K
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»G ,
A single motion is quicker ,
than two.
Only one motion is nei
make any character desired
complete, ^¿IraigntJine, key-fo
character keyboard of the
W hen B ret H a rte was consul a t O la »
r r , be was naldtito to ba found is that
ty. oa be «pent moot o f hi« tim e in tha
oodao draw ing rooms, w h e n ba was
1017
Reprehensible.
I do net U*s lk« u n «un* folks
Perform with rax toa ¡litis rarity.
Nor can 1 etciU k Ckrtsim a. Jokto.
That aa»u. a n o f Cfcriaiiaa charUp.
But ct.lofl) Ifcova lam iss I nu*.
auction w ith thia elavatw It should be
remembered that, owing to advancing
aga and tbs attacks o f acute rheuma
tism, from which she has been a life
long aqffsrer, her majesty uses a wheel-
chair when traversing the long d><
tances which separate her apartmen t «
from the slate rooms of the castle, but
In her own private room a small ebony
stick or the arm of an attendant is in
requisition.
In many places on the
Windsor estate, such as her private
■upariment a t the kennels, the steps
leading to the rooms have been replace.!
by aoarpgtcd slope gar her greater cop
venlence, says the r ir is b u rfh Mew»,
In regard to repairs and renovation
of the castle rooms, It may be men
tioned that innovations are strictly fo r
bidden. F or lastanae, should sew c ur
tains or carpets be required fo r a room,
there is a fixed set of patterns. and each
article must be a duplicate of that
which It replaces. On no aaoount may
the entire renovation of a room be un
dertaken all at once. I t must be done
aonallty. and time passod quickly. At
lust they reached the outskirts of a
large city.
• W hat place la t h l a r inquired the
stranger.
“I haven't the sllgfataat Idea." replied
Barte, a fter looking out o f the window.
A few minute« later the railw ay
guard opened the door of the comport
ment end announced that they had a »
>rired a t Glasgow.
When H a rte «bowed up a t tbreem -
tnlote the next morning, the Brat par
son who advanced to greet him waa the
agreeable stranger, who introduced
himself as a special agent of the home
government sent to Investigate charges
of neglect of dnty on tbs part of the
consul.
The agent may have been affable, but
be waa lacking In a sense o f humor,
for he evidently cabled his government
an account of the train Incident as
U arte’a ao rc aaaar was soon a fter am
easy action
light running
C«mpl«U, Straight Line
A K-rfaeEwy Character.
The grates are invariably filled w ith
beech lugs, which era brought from
Grant M arlow and used throughout the
castle for both private and stateroom
fires, her majesty having an invincible
objection to the useof either uoal or gas
in any of her apartments. O f Ute years
electricity has bean sparingly Intro
duced into Windsor eastls, but the
greater part of the artificial light to
procured from wax candles.
for a happy boms waa w hat has baas
aptly called a • bland" d ie t W h ile It
to not nteratly t m th a t sating hog
makes a hog o f a man, yet It Is true
there la a large connection between It
and character.
Bloodthirsty, lnstfol
races are those that eat m eab-largely
rare m e a t-fra e ly . whereas the gentle.
IndnatrlotMfe persistent races are most
ly grain and fru it eaten.
rtontom Is one for scientists to settle,
even the bombtoet of na can afford to
try for himself the advantages of a
"bl.in.l" d ie t It Is a most Interesting
experience to see hew acute and sensi
tive the sense of taste can become * g
a voiding food that has a strong taste.
No one knows the delicate sweets
and acids, otto and bites In our com
mon cereal« and fruits who eats huge
chunks of fish, flesh and fowl highly
flavored and deluged w ith biting
sauces. Klmpllcltv o f life can be as
much a part of diet as o f furniture or
clothes. — w illia m Noyue in Good
Housekeeping.
arise, says Outing. The women of the
upper close saw rtfiiu 11 aaty eieludsd
from masculine eyes and a hearty vote
of then’ts is das the committee who
fathered thia unwritten law. The dainty
little Japanese musmee. teetering along
In sandals or on wooden gets. to a getra-
Ine relief to the eye a lte r a »tee o f the
uncomely Corea« («male. and It to •
pteetang reflection the* Nippon to Mow
D ig aw M e W a s T o ld .
An Impecunious conwtltueut of a C M .
«age alderman called upon the tottog
a t hto atone teat wwtar and requested
the Iona e f a dollar. A «we defier Idfi
was the s ma licet the tad mm an h a <
This be banded to the ro ller w tto th e
rem ark:
“Go to the cigar stand down etstrg
get a fifteen cent cigar, heap a d e lt «
and bring me the change."
In a few minute« the visitor reap,
peared, pulling contentedly a t s cigar,
and handed the alderman 85 cents. No
ticing a peculiar expression on the ta-
ttermnn's-face, be withdrew the eig—
from bis Upe long enough to inqnlret
"D id you numn that the cigar map
for you or tn e f"
“Get ant o f b a r e r tree e ll the tote
gnsted politician could nay.
Y ob can't help puckering— it makes j o u pucker
to think o f tasting i t
B y the M e o ( » ta ile d cheap Baking
Powders yonlalre this ^weltering,'injurious Alum
she r.ight, Tks'mlld sod the ' astro..
ordinary effect of fif r a m p -P a o t > so«*
runMico
It stands O n higSw* for fee w<*
derful oura- of «-.uric , «1:
s » - .•
M yos newt a rr.u} iih» ■■. .-««,<•' i ( k *ve>-hr.
omt. Soid by drig^fta I SOe- -. c j i . sfcs-
You may hxve t m e rle battle 4» th!-,
injure digestion.
wsndsrtuj
«'.suavity
•k s i T ' .
sad a hook that l e l i s / ’J ^
more about It, beth tent fflC S i
AVOID ALUM
•bsolutely has by m all,;
sddram Dr. Kllmsr A JBaMbfe fei
'
Co., Binghamton. N . Y . When writing maw-
•n s randtog this gnaaraua «Oar to this paper.
ftiffe
an
rta r-C d fit* more
yw w m
» u i from
iiuiu p
jtu
c . , refined
svuucu Grape
u ra p e Cream
v-ream of
ot T
l a artar—LOfetfi
A la m .to t j b u kaw tkc.proiit o f quality, the profit of good health,
i
N o th in g h xa e v e r equalled i t
N o th in g c a a e te r anrpaaa i t
Dr. King’s
Naw Discovery
A
Perfect
C ure i
F o r A ll T h ro a t an<Xi
L o n g T ro u b les
, ’
■ rn w y k e s k » It (tats. Trial aomtes tvww >
fihU«*frYkfey « i gd*.
A ae».8-A
Fp*<hi!8t ^d^te -* 1 f tovq-. a
a * - w . « « , .»«, a. A
i
t
“Yea. I have two et.'M r-g."
"And no have f." rep?, tl the pt-iwvner
“but you would have to pay far me.
laM us go on.”
They went on. ned M. Gálsat dted us
the scaffold a few days Inter. At 18«
Gme Francote, the future «tntc-i.iap.
wb» was tbe eklc- of the tw o i lifWi i-n
was six »nd a bñif yan'ra <»'4 and al
ways preserved tile r v w D t r v a r< go
tug to see hie father In prtoou. or won:
won enphcmlntlcnn.) r«fled flic ho-ise of
justice.—Gemtomaa n Uagatino
-
PUBGENT PARAGRAPHS.
‘ A re you married
or Nagle?"
• K e ith « ." “ r
“1 have been unm ar
ried. "—Town Topics.
• :
Dogs esa’t ta lk , but you always know
J w h at they m ean. Some fo lk are dtf-
tereut —Chicago D aily News.
1
The Plump Gobbler
(surveying
’ other, disdainfully)—“Pride goeth be-
1 fore a fa ll." The P»aeoek- ‘*e a lly ?
And how about obesity f —Puck.
G ertie—“He told me he’s descended
from the greatest houses to E ng land ."
■ p
•
GotoatUvevf throagh the mast esuafe.
•
fnl period« Of modern France. H e was
► i
bent in 17S7 amid tha tnuttertngs of tha
ravofotlon. Onldot*« parents were mar
►
ried by a prondribed Protestant pastor,
and his birth was never legally regis
►
tered. Hta father, who was an sdvo
cate. us< d his talent for public «peak
I
lug In tha taterevta o f the tx-rseentsd
•
Protestants and became a m. tked man
A fter living fqr seven, i weeks in dan-
.
gar of lil« I Ye lie trwa at toot arres.-co.
T h e n r ld « .
’mwlU’n--' y etv ch. I , .
vvrtoa who
H a v e n ! I tr.«rrle*l yon b ífo ra F
sated tbe elt-rgy-mai« pterm ntlv of tho i
knew and t «-spcctr'l hint.
"S h all I a t you eaeap,-?” veld th* young Indy from Cbicngu who was I
about to 1 m * Joined to tbe young man I
from Onhkoab
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1
A a incorrigible drunkard waa being
treated In tho Tenon hospital, Paris,
for hnlinci nations. One evening one of
the nurses was pcwiug through the dis
secting-room where t h o r e were lying
two or three empty ooCina, and, w alking
close to one of thciu. a liand was thrust
out from under the lid and sought the
g irl by h er drees, and a votes from
w ith in called out: “ I say, where are
you going to bury m e F The g irl
screamed w ith terror, and fled through
the passage, calling for help. H a lf the
house came down around her, and
when they lieard her story they tanghed
and chided her: but she maintained tha
tru th of i t so persistently that they re-
paired in a body to the chamber of hor-
rora. When they opened the door they
saw to th eir great amazement a man
sitting up in a uoflin. f t was the dru nk-
srd. who by some means had made his
wny to this room and conceived the
Idea of getting into his oofiln before his
time. The g irl waa made seriously ill
by the fright.
Thera Is much comfort to he fonnd
In a garden. I have watched a poor
weui.m at a Uttle box o f flowers at a
window, growing radiant with liappl-
'
the bad
Beos as each bud blossomed and smiled
aznrinclr.g pracf that the kidneys i
upon te r gentle baud.
W ater your
deraraeutof order.
little garden aud tend (t w e ll A little
W hat to Ba.
love for auMtgbt. a little sympathy for
Thsrs Is .omfort in the know
aflsn express«*, Ihsl D r. Kllrpe) '«..Svatep-
y
Rcvl, the «real kidney lemsdy fu lfils «very
i-
»Ish m cm In f rheun.stiwm .latL In >ha
4 :
took, kidneys, liver, kiadde,- and eterv part
y j
af (he urinary pswsfs. It coirecl Jlr.j.bllltv
g |
to hold water and scalding pain lit paultig
’
It, or bad effects following, us* ol liquor,
'
wine or beer, and overcomes tha: u.pieassnt
I
nmssstiv o f h s in f compelled Io to ofisn,
t I
swing «fen day. jy-.d to rat up msitv fimesl
and look ia tiw glass— you w ill M e.ftie effect—
right into yo n r system—jo u
artificial reservoir was obtained from
the N ile through a canal, which six
months of the year bad an inflow and
the other six an outflow, corresponding
to high and low w ater hi the river.
T he canal gradually filled w ith aand
and the lake tout long since evaporated,
but the bottom U still one of the m o t
fertile tracts in Egypt.
B ertie— “ D are say I
H a used to b e a
bouse painter, j ’know."—A lly Sloper.
P ailistin g It. - “ Bu*, ana. Uaele Jobs
eats with bis knife."
“ Hush. d«ar.
Uncle John Is rich enough to eat w ith
a Ore «bov»l if he prefers it.“—Cleve
land Plain Dealer.
“Whet are you (oiks ia tha country
preparing to do tbto y e a r r inquired
the bueinees man.
“Thu m n a t r
boarder, as usual." replied the candid
fa rm e r.—Philadelphia Record
“ I think I eball adopt letters ao a
profession,” observed the party with
the bulging brow.
T y p e w ritis g or
sign palnflkg?" inquired the sardonic
person.—Baltim ore Atoerloua
"O nly IwU-e.” she tn u rm u rn l coyly,
"W hat do you find la that stupid old
nud the ceremony weut o n .-H o e M B i paper to keep you so busy?" petulantly
Post
asked Mrs. Youngoouple. “I was Just
I looking at the mosey marltet.” ha in
J swerad. “Oh. do they bare a moeey
m arket?
Are there ever soy bar-
p s ln s r’—Iadiaaapolto Press.
b u m le lg h -“That fortune telle r toM
me I am |tosse«aed of great common
i sense.“
aenee.” IVormsley-
Wormeley— “And you gara her
a dollar for telHng you so? Evidently.
Dumleigh, she rand your ekarseter
fa arder to lie In perfect health ana
like a book."
Dumleigh— "Aw fully
must Iw temperate I d estttie. The
go'*’ of you. OM faUow. to say I V " -
meals abouW be rauntar Kegularity to
Bostou Transcript.
one of tbe golden mies of a well onto»
ad lita .-L a d ie s ' Ueme J out an L
ly koi surety eg reeding - hseatendaafe
over the hermit realm.
Until Corean hoys are married nafi
acquire the pseudo dignity of the top-
knot. their hair la were girl fashion la
tw in p ill's down th rir barite. So much
de they resemble girls that U It some
times dbfiteift to datarmtee t h e m , and
oni I* vHcutimes uncommon!) surprised
to obvrrve what ha 1« p o s f'-e tre two
girls sprawling end viciously fighting 1*
a Corean street.
The prejudice against blood that to
a part of the rollglon o t the Hindoos
has beea made to serve a useful pur
pose. W hrn the American engineers
were building an electric pouer sta
tion In in» Myton- territory la south
ern India they found that something
W t o V . - i . y w ith the iu h ili v i a a p f the
m achin. i;.
The oil disspi •• tifc) n i* y
dlsvrtveicd th st a Hindoo inust^hp hte
ratt£h-n. ta ia a tx v 'f.jlu n W ith ia o il I
T h e workm en had drained tb s bear-
logs te r bhthiitg puvpuBto
H ow to stop th« U tte rin g » a t a nur-
allut, problem itn fll actfto' on» s o '. : l
The Hindoo does not eat m eat a id
ha w ill not touch ao yta ln g th a t has
blood in IL
Tw o o r three anim als
were I tiled, th e re .o rr, and blood was
dripped into the baartnge T h e re was
no mots stealing o f oil. how ever m any
Other things were stole«.
Tha extent to wblah the egriewltarsi
portions o f the middle Went are now
supplied with modern conveniences
may be iafegged from the story which
follows: There vame a rin g a t tha tei-
ephone in a farmhouse in northern In
dlana ohe day last summer, and the
term er himself
respooded, relates
Youth's Coraimniou.
“ B e llo !" ha said.
"H e llo !" said the rotoe a t the ether
sod of the wire. “Caa yo a furnish me
a bass stngvr fo r t o m orrow night?”
"A bn’as atagwr? Why, yoa, I reckon
so," answered the farm er, tooghinr
"W hat do you went ooa for?“
“ Because the oae wefve had ap to
aow ia eiak.
W hat would be yo*,-
tonnDT**
" W ell, I usually furatoh 'em by tb ,
doses. I won't barge yau anything
f a r on*. Bow d< raw want him Bent?”
"W h a t are you talking abent r
"W ho do yon think you’re talkin'
to r
"Isn ’t thta tha lu d fin ra a U . agora
A mea te Cteeít nsti sppfiad te the
coarto for an tnjonetleo «o ra ta n ia
the tongue« o í the goeetpe o f the
nrlghborhood. He Ies raed from Jndi-
etal sonree* ih a t there ara asme things
beyoad the.coBtool o f th * hlgaest hn-
man powgr.