The Port Orford tribune., December 19, 1917, Image 1

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which,
W
hich, when
wnen investigated.
investigated,
bevitabiy lead
f t w r f iit
A C A M E E S S CONSUL.
A single motion is quicker to mak<
1
M is F a e ir t o a a t Glaaaaw.
W hen Bret H a rts wae consol a t Glaa-
, gow. he waa seldom to be found in that
, elty, as he spent moat of hie tim e In the
i London drawing rooms, where lie waa
a general favorite, and delegated the
consular business to assistants. One
day while making one of his rare vis­
its to Glasgow he scraped acquaintance
w ith • stranger on the train. Each
seemed fascinated by the other’s per­
sonality, and time passed quickly. A t
Inst they reached the outskirts of a
JbtodShoto.^
Aai^^.—
,
,,.,
L n ll^a
• T jfc _«'?.' f .
"W h a t place is t h i e f inquired the
stronger.
“ I haven't the slightest Idea." replied
Harts, a fter poking oqs o f the window.
A few mrnutes later the railw ay,
guard opened the door of the compart-
than t w a
O nly one motion is needed t<
make any character desired on th<
com_ plete, ¿traight-line," key-for-eveiy
character, key board of the
rived a t Glasgow.
When H arts sh o w ed K a t the con­
sulate the uext oioruliiigthc first per­
son who advanced to g n B him wao the
«cable ehan iA r. wSo Introduced
g f If aa a*epecial ngent of tho house
government sent to investigate charges
o f neglect o f d uly on the part of the
, consul.
The agent may bare been affable, but
he waa lucking in a sense of humor,
I for be evidently cabled bis government
an account of the train incident, an
H arte’a successor waa soon a fte r ap­
pointed.
easy action
li^ht running
X
Keyboard and
A Key foi Every Character.
Wale lor information to
T he Smith Premier Typewriter Co.,
Syracuse. N. Y. Btaache. evstywhass
THE
Food s i ,
C h a r a c te r .
One might almost say th a t the recipe
I for a happy home was w bat has been
aptly called a •■bland” d ie t W hile it
la not literally true that eating hog
makes a hog of a man, yet It Is true
there Is a large connection between It
and character.
Bloodthirsty, lustful
races are those that Cat meat—lurge ly
rare meat—freely, whereas the gentle,
Induetriobs. persistent races are most­
ly grain and fru it eaters.
W hile the controversy over vegeta­
rianism Is one for scientists to settle,
even the humblest of us can afford to
try for himself the advantages o f n
“bland” d ie t I t Is a most Interesting
experience to see bow scute and sensi­
tive the sense of taste can become by
avoiding food that has a strong taste.
No one knows the delicate sweets
and adds, oils and bites In dor com­
mon cereals and fruits who eats bogs
chunks of fish, flesh and fowl highly
fia cored and deluged w ith biting
-aauces. Simplicity o f life can be aa
much a part o f diet us of fturalture or
clothes. - W illiam Noyes In Good
fIri—> Im p in g
In t ,
-k
.<• >. -y' , V-
D id a a H a W a a T a ld .
An impecunious constituent o f k C t b
Co go alderman called upon the Istkeg
a t his oflfce last week and requested
the loan o f a dollar. A tw o dollar UA
was the smallest the alderman had,'
This be handed to the m ile r wKh tho
eeuinr^:
•'d it to the cigar stand down sttriea,
g rt a fifteen cent cigar, keep a dollar ;
- and bring me the change."
\
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In a few minutes the visitor reap-
B a w ^ M pearc!, puffing contentedly a t a cigar,
and hafedrd the alderman 85 coats. No­
ticing a peculiar expression on tho'al-
l e v T a » I«
dcruian's face, be withdrew the rigor
Fill a bottls or comm.
from hie l!ps long enough to Inquire:
“ Did you mean that the cigar was
for you or me!"
X
. *to i a t
“Get out of here!" waa «11 the die-
» . ' csith/ co»dt- rusted politician could any.
’ Uon .s’1 the k d-
My»: ff it steins
T k v I .t t t l v O a r S e o .
fou r rtven it is
There I» much comfort to be found
evI.-Unoe of kid-
nr ’ trouble: los In a garden
I have watched a poor
Ireipjc it dsstro to woman a t a little I hix of flowers a t a
pow It,or patntn window, growlox rndlant w ith happi­
the MQt -3 B»t»
oanvlB3Îr.g preo.' that < hkiney.- ;nd hlad ness ss each hud tikwsomed S lid smiled
upon her gentle hand.
W ater join"
4«r»r«outof oreior ,
little garden :md tend It well A llttts
■Wh»: „
There Is comfort Ir .........
Iqve for sunlight, n Utile «ympatby low
- sfiaa SXP.-USS4, Ywi u n t r e r
rtrtn. xud the gareleu of the heart msy
} Root, the fre»t Äidrejr $«u-»o«iy
bloom w ith beautiful deeds and fra ­
wl»h in ourin; »! .Wrei'i»-r.,
grant thoughts. Though the beauty of
sac'», kifens y, it / ' <<, •. a-
the rose Is brief, yet the perfume may
o f ‘he ur‘r ; .
'¿. j
be preserved, like the memory o f a
•ie h«id wstwr
t u ,
kiss, forever.—Schoolmaster.
I
I
6FYOÜ
and look in the glass—you will see the effect—
Yon can't help puckering—it raAkesyoa jxicker
to think of tasting it
By the use of ao called cheap Baking
Powders you-take this puckering, injurious Alum
right into your system—you' injure digestion,
and tuio your «tomach»
AVOID ALVM
Rbyal is ma3e from pore, refined Grape Cream of Tartar-Costs
.
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Alam bW you kav< the profit of. quality, the profit of good health.
Nothing ha* ever equalled i t
N othing can ever surpass i t
M IH IS IM I K s m
Dr. King’s
New Discovery
F« Gts«
Perfect
Care:
For All Throat >•<
Lung Troubles.
tg csenye
it y jc re,
bejt.
' f 0 0 * 1 ! ,v
V ,
•‘'Mfisrti.'
u,s.i .-..j
»na a boov thti tai.,»
m-we «bout >t, both*:' ‘ 0 fe rï! ' .
•bsoi'j’. iiy Iras by m ili
.
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»ddress b r Kii. "»■ ¡ t f
, « :« — «•-. -
Co., Binghamton, N . Y . W:»«o » naigi ;■
tt«> r » l i f :hlt r» u < jB S -ô a r is •tispsr-r
Farawrlle and greetlnee sere ae sweat
As the near music of fo u r feat.
Th at came to «ot a a a t the laat.
One kltel But I would aot awake.
But bear the seal to n toaflto i
The Itapilnt of your :ips and eyes
Tour hand! T hat I. aeem e the dark.
M ay know the path yua choaa of Ud
W hen some afbnlty »Of held g
U e kindled by a k ln u rtd spark.
I t cannot ba yoti w ill r<er»«tl ' * •
And to I will not lev tu e w II;
son to every organ In th e body which
is moat «osceprlhls to enlds."
FACE. .
In those days of athletes every form
o fa p o rt aeem« to develnp some variety
o f disease. Baseball players become
afflicted w ith th a t mysteriona sounding
ailm ent known as "Charley horse."
Devotees of taouls acquire “ tennis
elbow,“ an undesirable species o f mus­
cle stiffening.
Howling makes the
p ractice» arm-bound, and even w riting,
which isn't so much »port as it m ight
be, occasionally is followed by writer's
cramp. O f course »he latest mania
must have its little ill to bear it com
pafay. says the New York Sun, and here
it la fu lly portrayed. I t la the bieyele
face.
The bicycle facets the discovery of a
doctor who rides the bicycle w ith hi«
face, as well as his feet. Bo discovered
it first tin other people, thep on him-
self, and finally came to t h e conclusion
th a t everybody who goes forth on two
wheels acquires tho expression In
which the new term is applied. This
exproasioa may he divided into Ahrea
port«:
. _ ........ ..
K t .>■«
pressiou of the eyes,
a. Sfcrsinni iiuc^jilxiut flic month.
S. A general ASPasing o f alt the fea­
M o dern m a rty r s bo v a n ity are ture!« toward tue (enter.
N o rth u m b ria n w om an. F lic acquisi­
Scientists took hold of tho matter
tio n o f th e pale, c t h t - r f i / com plexion
and advhm ed theories about It. One
»o much ad m ired If f ffie lr men leads learned t u n sai l »hat the bicycle face
th em to the practice o f s fo rm o f wae the y, «all of a constant strain to
b e a u ty c u ltu re w M c h ’;b a s la te ly re­ preserve e.|’illih ri 1 »
Up p,ppyd an­
sulted in the deaf h o f Jena Mold- who other w ie r '-isL who s' „tod th a t the pre-
succumbed th e o th e r d a y to an I l l ­ servln.-v of equilibrium was purely an
ness induced by th e h a b itu a l con­ inatioct, involving no strain, and that
sum ption o f ra w starch and uncooked if the first man knew a bicycle from a
rice, says Black and W hite.
bucksaw he'd realise it. Thereupon
- I t i t a w ell-kn o w n practice In the the first seieutist said th a t the second
n o rth , and h u n d re d , o f women who had a bicycle brain, and hundreds took
w o rk In th e fields have th e w h ite sides in the discussion. A prominent
m agn olia com plexion re s u ltin g fro m bicycle academy Instructor here is posi­
th ia tre a tm e n t.
tive th a t he has solved the secret. The
T h e N n rtiin m b ria n wom en have an ­ throe component p arts"f the mrprtealnn
o th e r aid to b eauty In th e ahepe o f he ascribes to the following causes: „
••liglea’' — e va rie ty o f Is r e - co tto n
T he phenomenon of the wild eyes la
aeoop bonnet mode on .viinlel-onc« acquired a hlle learning the a r t I t is
Ilk a an u m b re lla . • T h ia th ey w e a r as caused by a painful unoertaioty w heth­
a pro tectio n fro m the sun and wind er to look for- the arrival of the flo>r in
w hen w o rk in g out o f d o o r, in th e hot fro nt. behind, or ooe side, and, once fixed
sun.
upon t ho couotenanes, oan never be re­
Most o f these pallid females. If one moved.
The sWalnod lines about the mouth
goes up cloae to them, are observed
to be nibbling starch, thus preserv­ are due to anxiety lest the tire should
ing this doubtful advantage of com­ explode. Variations in these lines are
plexion by inw ard and outward pre­ traceable to the general nee of chewing
gum.
caution».
“ No uncooked rioe" once appeared r T he general focus o f the features la
in s 'doctor’s d ietary prescribed fo r indicative of extreme attention direct­
an ailing north-eoim iry servant, pus­ ed to a »pot about two yards ahead o f
sling the mistress saeeedlngly until the front wtfflcl. This attention arises
she was enlightened os to the habits from a suspicion that thf#e Is probably
a atone, b it of glass, upturned tack,
of the Northum brian peasantry.
barrel hoop, o r other* dangerous artiole
lying In w a it there. I t is temporarily
AMERICAN APPLES POPULAR loo», when the obstacle is »truck and
the bicyclist’s face makes furrows la
lu g land Demanda U n ited Ita to a Prod­ the ground, but reappears w ith In­
creased intensity a fter every such ex­
uct—Trade In re a m A IM
perience. __________
JP m m • well-known dealer h
"O l
apples who ships many thousands u< Bad a cuoa
ot barrels to Europe every year,
» •“
the inform ation waa obtained th a t
o,d
..
q n c n n tin a r iv e r w
there was not so goo.l a prospect ,hat be has nev
of a large shipment of apples to fight. This meai
England this year us lust because sturdy ratt»men i
of the very n a tu ra l drawback of a
large crop of apples harvested in Dsn,” as he b
England.
York Journal, 1
This may be jn a measure offset
J«“1 »*>«»;
by the steadily increasing demand
JhLmU‘h«
fo r American apples which w ill i The old fellow ,
call for shipmennron thia side to that he has never
meet the demand,which no n um -! “
d#* ‘
Pr
ber of home grown apples w ill «up- j J
PJy-
“ Yes. air, the m
I t may not be generally known in» Shipped w«
th a t jn 1903, which was the record
,{,w“ oartl1
year for the im p e ria l ion of apples j
The
from the 1 nited Slates and Can slrole tout brains
ada to the different markets with-
• wood wh
in the United Kingdom of G reat
w ay acre
B ritain , the to ta l im portation i "’ "’'■¡■"rn o-it/'«:,
reached the enormous number ot
“ ‘T urn out intc
3,053,(100 barrels. The value o f all I - o
I those liarrela of Am erican nppleS+-n.‘ W"U’ ‘ ,ter th8
P o o d a a d C o ld s .
A w rite r In The Lancet says: 'VliBce is placed at no less than $7,100,660. j - w « fit t ill th
I hegnn to study diet I have been at- This is quite a jum p from the then I turned ont.
touished at the number of cases of $1,728.525 worth of American op ' “Oh, you did Uu
which I ha»« heard, even o f medical pies which were imported by Eng
whcn the
men, who by eating less and not so
lish buyers in 189». This $7,000,- .hsdwri wo« a ll ov
often have found that their snsceptibg-
Ity to colds has quite gone. Such facts 100 apple crop which went to resi- care then. T h a t v
being w it
sa I liare met with point to the conclu­ dents of Great B ritain waa from carnt
sion that It la the system overcharged the 1'nifvd Str.tes in 1903, and
EXPENSIVE "
w ith ¿be products of food which was I Canada sent to the eaters of the r i
of so~
not required and can set only aa a poi­ American apple over $4,000.000! *
""''with Z"n
aataaFs Pathos»
toother.
Onlao* lived through the most oo«M- v try eol,
in! periods of modern I '-a tt c - fie was
“ Yes. "
hrmi In 17.H7 audd the mutter,nga o f tho suapect
revolctloTi. G'.tirof’ » p. nt* were irtar-
“T he I
rled b y ^ | , "«»,
.' o tc .tail- pastor. I'm Mire
a n d HI« birth was uiver loga'ly regie-
" I la v e i
tered. JJis father- who was so advo- that I t
cate, trted h’s tah';it for pabllc speak man." I
'ng ia tin, jB*tsroM!i of f . i » persecuted
I ’ro'.iestnnts' sn » become a ufo.rkrel tnau
A fte r living
. s v si r eeks '.:i dah-
•IJn tc
<e, of Ids hli- lie was at i. - t si v»Md- tol.'id it,
tn w illiu g ly CP ell, hv a geiM.arn.e who young h
knew and re^pc, ;ed hint.
about to
'■Shall I k't you estupei" said th« from Osii
................ .j “Only
"Aro you ms: lie d * ’ replied M. Oak and the
•ot.
^i.
Post
"Yes. I bare two eblldre a."
“ And so have I,” replied the prisoner.
I
“but you would hare to poy for mo.
H ta Do
I.,»t us go on."
mistre ss I
They went on. and M. Old sot died on
He«* D<
the scaffold a few days later. A t tats sight 81
time rm ocols. 'th e future ststesmsa, let him si
who waa the elder of the tw o children,
was six and a h alf years old and a t- 1
ways preserved the rrcctleetion o f go- mBst
log to see bis father In prison, or waa» meais sh<
was euphemistically called the uouaa of
o f lh ,
POOR PRINT
Or a s y doubt In Him w hs gave
T he la lth (hat m a d . the human «out;
But svniehow , a n th , deeps unroll.
I w ant your hand lo mak« re. heave.
O b , pat Un» more! Not bill the » a it
B IC Y C L E
Ito SaranU H orrible Datatla C arafally
A a a t,« a d Bad > »>lala«4
If I rhuuld dis. to v a l *»»• lu -atoh i.
An a iltn , under unknow n rklee.
It a a u id nut be th e h ea th .n » cries
worth of Canadian apples. A IL
A certain yoonj
American* fruits, whether grown; Xorth side went o
in Great B ritain or not, command :
good prices on the other side of the ’ lighted to honor
A tlan tic, and, whereas, the Eng young man, says i
’ish form erly obtained most ot Bnd his cvperien'
•iw
fron'.
th r
n itrd H tnt-s now leads France in ular evening to st
te js-ar trade w ltlj Great B ritain
ehant’sand ehooa
¡ve years ago France sent aearr **>• pretty girl tow
■ (be value of $749.365; last yeat ’ ^ 7 * ^
t.iA! value had fallen to $ 5 5 1 .4 3 0
The value, o f. the importation«
from ,the United States rose fron
I22CSTO 1„ ,81».
SW UM
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carelessly, to the n
“ Yes, sir; how ra
“° ’ • <',”’Plc o fd
,
pocket for s tt
W ord comes from one of the *° r them. “ H o w «
United States consuls in England I
WI1 “ f?
that the apple dealers and consnniv) florist*» assistant*
ers In England deplore the deoud | «v sold a fte r w i-
cnee of the good old Ilndson K ivet gOhocss.
Pippins, and nlthongh a consider
The young man
able quantity was received there.
£ t were"
few. if any, came up to the stand apiece. But, as hi
trd for first-class trade.
The ” ry young, and
C alifornia Newtowns have been
r w iv e d again in large qnantl raoney Bnd
,
tie», bat they are wanting in ap ho »ayfc, MI «pei
pearance, which is th e ir chief res ! "t^ehbjg s pr««
ommendation.
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