The Port Orford tribune., December 12, 1917, Image 1

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V ol u
■ M M typewriter advantage«
w h ic h , when investigated,
inevitably lead to the sdechoo
A single motion is quicker to make
than two.
O nJy.one motion is needed to
make any character desired on the
complete, ¿traight-line, key-for-every-
fcharacter keyboard of the
day while making one o f his rare vis­
its to Glasgow he scraped acquaintance
w ith Ml stranger on the train. Each
seemed fascinated by tbs other's per­
sonality. and time passed quickly. At
last they reached the outskirts of a
large city,
“ W h at place In th U I” laqnlred tbe
stranger.
“1 haven’t tbe slightest Idea,” replied
Harts, a fte r looking out o f the window.
A few minutes later the railw ay
guard opened tbe door o f the compart­
ment sod announced th a t they had a r­
rived a t O la « o w .
>,
When lla rte showed up nt the con­
sulate the nest morning, the first per­
son who advanced to greet him was tbe
agreeable stranger, who Introduced
himself as a special agent o f the borne
government aent to investigate charges
of neglect of duty on the part o f the
consul.
Tbe agent may bare been affable. but
ha was lacking in a sense o f bnmor,
for be evidently cabled bis government
an account o f tbe tra la Incident, as
H erts's successor was soon a fte r ap-
pointed.
easy action
light running
devited
Completer, Straight Line
Keyboard and
A Key for Every Character.
i
Ona might almost say th a t the recipe
for a happy home was wbnt b a t been
aptly called a bland" diet. W h ile It
la not Uternlly true that anting bog
makes a bog of a man. yet It la true
there la a large connection between It
and character.
Bloodthirsty, lustful
I races are those that eat meet—largely
rare meat—freely, whereas tbe gantlet
Industrious, peril stent races are most­
ly grain and fru it eaters.
W h ile tbe controversy over vegeta­
rianism is one for scientists to settle,
even the humblest o f us can afford to
try for himself the advantages o f •
“ bland" diet. I t la a moat Interesting
experience to aee bow acute and senal-
tlve the sense of taste can become by
avoiding food that has a strong taste.
I
look in the glass—yoo will see the effect—
You can't help puckering—it make» jroajwckeri
to think of tasting it
__ '
By the use o t so Called cheap Baking
Powders yon lake this puckering, injurious A lu m
right info your system—you injure digestion,
and ruin your stomach.
and
AVOID ALVM
BARINO
Rofa) is
From pure, refined Grape Cream dF Tartar—Costs more
4uuiAlnm bot^yoti have tke.prafit of, quality, the profit of good health.
Nothing baa ever equalled iL
N othing can ever surpass i t
GUARAHTEE?
New Discovery
A Perfect
J Cure I
F o r A ll Throat a n d î
Luqg Trouble*.
MeawrheWkirMMls. Trial Bsto ss tree.
S W IF T A C O .J » ’' * • 'T T »
■pp. «. a rot»«« èkiss. wassiretM, i t n.
I f l* were not gossip I would writ*
something »bout matob-iusklng, not la
general, but la particular, now Interest­
ing official circle«, write« the Spring-
field Bepablicau'i Washington man.
T h e ; «a; official socisty 1« made up oi
broken aentenoes. W ell, the planes are
—gossip Every body talks It, ovary
body read« It, aad every body scold«
•bout tt.
When ' tbo
Chamberlain-Endicott
oourtahlp began, It was by the design
and deliberate aunageuient of other
people.
M r. Chamberlain aad Miss
Endicott met at the Chinese Minister*«
ball,and took a turn or two, arm-in-arm,
about the ball room. I t waa enough.
T b e lr friend« a t once began the dinner«
and little maneuver«, nt which M r.
Chamberlain and Mias S s d iw tt were la-
variably guest«, They were thrown to­
gether dally In this way by i t y . people'
whq gloried In making such a •‘good
match.”
e, i f ®i
One hostess gave a luncheon bi young
women and asked Mr. Chamberlain. He
was the only man present among twen­
ty or more ladles. Even the husband of
the hostess was not asked. I need hard­
ly «ay that M r. Chamberlain'« seat at
table waa nest Ml»« Endleott's,
A
thousand and one well-ptana< <1 «octal
affairs favored and urged alone the ac­
quaintance to friendship aad friendship
to oourtahlp.
I t was all plain as day, aad It wa« all
legitimate, but none the leas am using.
And now the match-makers toe busy
again. In the same way, managing a
widower and two widows, the three very
prominent in official circles
The gentleman, though not a young
man, la a “great catch,” the match­
makers say, not only on his own ac­
count, but because of his high position.
The ladles who bare Just laid aside
their mourning—end It waa Ufe deepest
mourning—are attractive women, one
younger than the othor—perhaps fifteen
year« younger. They are not only at­
tractive In personal appearance, bat
both are women of fascinating manner.
They are not rloh, but are too comfort­
ably off to make a mercenary marriage.
T he sentiment of lore would hardly oon-
trol either of them, for th a t la with
their past. But their ambition is for
position aad tbo power that goes with It.
The only temptation to a second mar­
riage would be to regain tb elr old place
and power.
T he widower snd the
widows are a t a ll the notable dinaore,
not the three at the seme dinner, but
the ladies a« alternates. For instance,
tbo gentleman and one of the lmllos are
guests at a dinner. Then the gentle­
man and the other lady are guests at
another dinner. There 1» nothing like
a dinner to bring out the best of men
snd women in attractive qualities.
No one knows the delicate sweets
•a d acids, oils and bites In oar com­
mon cereals and fruit« who eats hugs
chunks of fish, flesh and fow l highly
flavored and deluged w ith biting
I sauces. Simplicity of life can be as
ta as
e W as
oe o f T o
ld .
much a -O part
of B
diet
furniture
or
I clothes.
Aa Impecunious
e f SffiMs
— WUUam constituent
Moyes la
Good
,
*»
« • alderman aaUafUanen tba l e t M
Housekeeping.
I a t his office last weak and »vq a i s t i d
8 H E U S E D T H E PASS.
tbe loan o f a dollar. A tw e dollar M S
waa the smallest the alderman had.
1 Tills be banded to tbe caller w ith tbe
A genial Chicagoan, who fo r obvious
' rem ark: •
**Go to the cigar stand dowu etalra reasons does n ot care to hare bla name
get a fifteen cent cigar, keep a dollar printed on this occasion, nccured a par­
lo r car scat on nn express train for In ­
_ _ _ _ _ I and bring me the change.”
In a few minutes tbe visitor reap- dianapolis n few days ugouud ue be wns
fb M M i peered, puffing contentedly a t a cigar, nliout to pass through the gates was sur­
and bended.the alderman 80 cents. No­ prised to hear himself accosted in fem­
ticing a peculiar expression on the a l­ inine tones w ith the somewhat s tartlin g
derman's face, he w ithdrew tbe cigar question: “ Please, m ister, could I bor­
row yoo fo r nubile?" Looking around
■ f i h f r o m hla lipa long enough to Inquire:
“ Did you mean th a t the cigar man hu found tw o buxom women, who hesi­
tatingly explained th n t they ware ru l­
for you or m e f
ing on c pass made out in the name of a
••Get
out
o
f
here!"
was
e
ll
the
dto-
Unhealthy condi­
gentleman and his wife, and ns the gen­
tion of the kid­ gusted politician could say.
tleman was not present, they wanted
neys: if it stains
ihe gcnlal-lookiiig citizen to plnce his
yn«f ¡lesa It la
T fc « L i t t l e O a r d e a .
lo u g h t tick A ut the dis|»sal o f on«
avidsnes of kld-
There la much comfort to be found
IL i \ I ' B
aey trouLle: tee la a garden. 1 have watched a poor I n t l y , and take the other one under his
w ing w hile be personated the absent
’ tL » -// /
frequent destrs ta
, " v X £ K y p a s s It or pala la woman at a little box of flowers nt a owner of the pass.
•
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the back Is also window, growing radiant w ith happi­
“ Whieh ie my wife?” he Inquired,
eewvtncing preoi that the kidney» snd blsd- ness • • eneb bud blossomed and smiled w ith an inw ard qutdm lest his own ab­
upon b«r gentle hand.
W ater your
sar sis nut o f o r ! *»
sent better h a lf should ever hear the
W I to B e'
Uttle garden and tend It well. A little
There is -otvfort in »'■
!<e sc Iqve for sunlight. • little sympathy for story.
“ You can take your choice, air,” sai|]
atian saprojmd. i‘ _*t O» »„««er . . -am p- retn. and the garden of tbe heart may
Root, thu great s dney remody fulfills every bloom w ith beautlfol deeds and fra­ the lady in search of an escort, and he
prom ptly did so by taking the arm of
wish m curing rh ejm ah an . .win I t the
grant thoughts. Though tbe beauty of
•««X. k 1 » v
-
the j "Unger fa ir one under his own and
the
roee
Is
brief,
yet
tbe
perfume
may
•f the u: e - - ,
leading her into the car. The couple
be preserved, like tbe memory o f A
proved to be rig h t Jolly traveling com­
kiss, forever.—Schoolmaster.
panion» and the citizen’s only re gret in
the transaction waa due to a fear th a t
F »« a and CeM s.
the story m ig h t leak out and get home
A w rite r la Tbe Lancet aaya; “Bfuea uhead of him.
I began to study diet I here been aa-
tunlshed a t tbe number of cases of
wblcb I bare beard, even o f medical
meu. wbo by eating lees and not so
often bare found that tbeii susceptibil­
Tee
The old brick house In Cincinnati In
ity to colds has quite gone. Such facts
vonww-. * ,
• a I bare met w ith point to the conclu­ which Thom«« Buchanan Read wrote
*m « boa. the, ui
sion that it la tbe system overcharged •Sheridan’s Ride" ls to be torn down to
'nors about '(, bcthsai t
w ith tbe products of food wblcb waa make room for a factory
«haehitely f « b- ms!
Several lady novelists are sxcellent
not required and can act only aa a poi­
address Dr. Kiknor ft
son to every organ In tbe body which speakers. Mme. Ssrzb Grand takes a
high place In tbs list. M las M arie Corel -
in moat susceptible to colds."
Il Is quite a gifted speaker.
“R ita ”
-ould give pointe to many men who
d e le s <•« P a lfc e e .
-M a ry ." said the young matron'« think they can make a good after-diaser
Ouleof lived through tbe meet eveaa
speech, and "Onida" can address an
ful [.'rlods of rood rn France. H e wee asotber. “It aee med to me yoo were
ttidlence In tbree or four languages
bora In 17S? amid tbe muttering« of the very cold t<> John thia mornlngT*
“ Tee," she replied. “I'm beginning te
Perhaps no w riter ->f maguslne fiction
revolution. Guizot's parents were m ar­
can equal the speed record made fcy Eil-
ried by a p r« ;. rltxxl Freteetant nnatoc,
“The Ides! You have no reason to. ■»ln Lefevre. H r . rodnred li.OW) wordi;
and hla b irth was never legs'ly regie
between Saiurd'i» um’ Ic in d a y ,a i! w rit­
tered. Ills father, who was an adv» I'm sure "
“ H e e e n t I f I d ire med last night ten In loagha i . for -vu, Laferredoesn t
care, used hie talent for public «peak
Th» mere pbyskal
lug la the M ere s t« o f tbe perseented that I saw him kissing another w » line a ty p e v ih rr
ia t'.r ol ¿wm-lling pnt thia eborn.oue
Froteetants amt lives me a marked men man.” -P h ilad elp hia ITess
luaqfltg of copy woald be no mean an
A fte r living for seven, i weeks In dan­
d m a k ie g in iisel, to u.aay of tbe t raft,
T b s B H de.
ger o f hla 1 fe iw ama at last arrested-
“H aven't I married you before?" bat Mr. Lefevre U k nvwjpaper man
unw illingly enough, b r a geufiarme wbe
asked the clergyman pleusanily of tbe the .Inanele' edltor'of a New York dally,
knew aad respected hint
“8 lia ll I let you escape*" said tb> yeaag lady from CUcagu who was and as such he does aot consider a
• boat te be Joined to the young man mere matter of LOCO words a day a feat
worth bcasling of.
, - ’•AaSkVc, marriedT" replied U . Owl from Oshkosh.
la England, it ie said, competition la
“Only twice." she murmured coyly,
Bot.
aad tbe ceremony went o n -B o s to n the trade 1» enhancing the prices paid
"Yes. I have two children.“
to authors of the first class. To secure
“ And so have I." replied tbe prisoner
a book by a popular author nowadays It
“but yon would hare to pay for mc
Is often necessary to make arrance-
Lsrt ns g» on."
mor.ts with him not months but years
They went on. and M. Gnlsot i.led on
before ft Is written. There Is one welP
the scaffold a few days later. At rbw
known w riter wbo. it is asserted, has
«m e Francois, tbe future statrepan,
tilled up h<a program^aa of books with
wbe wae the elder o f the tw o children.
the publishers who are to produce them
was six aad * h alf years eld end nF
up to 1*14. And It la one of the risks
ways prvoocVed tbe recollection of go
l a order to be In perfect health nue whieh publishers have to face that the
Ing to ace hla father la prison, or wnal
author s powers* may hare diminished
waa enpbemlatleally celled tbe house ef most be temperate Io reting. T h e
meals should be regular Regularity la or his popularity v i M f before the « * -
Justice.—G enti im s a’s »tasasit*.
one of tbe golden rules of h well order­ tn»:t Is fulfilled.
ed Ufa. -L a d le « ’ U eiue Join oak
POOR PRINT
To those who know the true inward­
ness of things the Bight o t a houaesnaid
brushing a dusty carpet is suggestive
of many evils. The death of Pasteur has
i eminded the world of w h a t ie constant­
ly present in the thoughts of medical
men— namely, thn t while micro-organ­
isms are the great producers of disease,
dust la the grant, carrier of m'lCro-organ-
isms. Now that we know these tlungs,
it la diatrctwing to find how li' tie our
knowledge Is put to practical use, and
to see old customs s till unchanged, "Id
habits which we know to he <lvstruc-
Uve carried on, and to find the h<wiae-
maid on her knees, w ith her brush and
dustpan, gtlrrtng up dust to
rnent o f every one. aad breathing germ-
laden particle« to her own deatruo‘/on.
I t needs but a small amount of cumuiun
sense to see th a t If carpets must cosi-
tinue, a thing greatly to be deprecated,
they should be rubbed w ith n damp
cloth rather than brushed, and that
It, In tic.erence to prejudice, they must
be brushed, this should be done by a
covered American sweeper, w ith pleoty
of damp tea leaves. Of a ll ways of re­
moving d ir t from a carpet the worst
is by the use of the ordinary abort
brash, which involves the housemaid
kneeling down in the midst of the dust,
which she so needlessly creates, and
draw ing it into her lunga w ith every
breath. F o r ordinary household use
something like lineoleum, something
whiah can be washed w ith a wet cloth
every morning, would seem to be tbe
best covering for floors; b ut if carpets
must be, and i t la Impossible to teach
the present generation oosnfort a*
the expense ot future risks, a t
least le t us i emember th a t ear-
pets may be washed even where
they He; that, till the day of washing
comes a closed sweeper Is fa r better
than a brush, and thnt the worst form of
brush is one w ith a short handle.—
British Medical Journal.
M IL E -A -to lre u i £
W ATER R lt ,.
Among tbs many Interesting axperi-
menca w ith motor boats, says tba Lon­
don M all, perhaps tbs moat p ietoi-
esque were those on tba Scloa at
Puteaux. when Compta da Lambart.
In conjunction with Messrs. L a Lion
and Bouton, brought oat tbelr bateau
(llsaaur, or gildlag boat.
It la Also
called a hydroplane, and that name is
really Indicative ut Its construction.
W ith a Ls Lion .4 -horse pow .r mo­
tor, the count attained a speed of I t
kilometers aa hour la bla first xz-
per.ments, and now he has added to
til. -. speed and has made £2 .1-oinot
u rv . or 20 tithes, in Iks bout
. ’At V; s xUc.na.y hb,-., i t s
iievlly n 'tig -vatar
They
».<!. I » « « « - ;; «ad i ■ il l ufldee
iiintro! f <>v driver. Vi”j«tJU i« !»■'
t ' . r ' i s as» in m otion
b»gltiti t< e r." V e UiSO.
a ir t. ttn
p
I’ »*!
cm
nlng nt
how, are grad.-ai^ >• r
a bsct wxril aiigla. The b is t r t w la
the wfcisr u d thea.gyauuS'.iy rests
apon I t , -r ,h t ie stern ol ib* i-uu4
only tniuie- ed.
1 he ap"«d la res ««,
and the bust, following the laclIraMoa
o f the planes, glides along the surface
of tbe water Just as an aeroplane
gilder on tbs air, and w ith not much
nrore resistance.
I t Is cuoMenUy expected thnt with
aa increased horse-power motor t i e
hydroplane w ill reach a speed of bd
miles an hour.