The Port Orford tribune., November 28, 1917, Image 1

V o it a m e
B K
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investigated.
A single motion is quicker to make
than two.
Only one motion is needed to
make any character desired on the
complete, ¿traight-Iine, key-for-every-
character keyboard of the
U N IN H A B IT E D ISLAN D S
Model 10
devised
C o m p le te , S tra ig h t L in e
Keyboard and
A K e y for Every Character.
I t you should want an island—that to,
an uninhabited Island—to r the purpose
of occupying It alone, Bobluaon Cruaas
Uka, or to uaa It to r romantic Action or
te r any other purpose, to the exclusion
* f ell others In the world, you need have
no trouble In finding one If you aee At
to make a Journey to the Indian a w n
In th * waters between Madagascar and
India you can And more than 15.000 at
them, where there la not a human be­
ing and where you can, i f you w i l l be
monarch of all you survey.
An Bngilah traveler has recently bees
among the small Island« that dot the
western end o f the Indian ocean to
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1017
Scarcely too mach can the applo
be extolled since it ha» been a l­
most entirely the creation of
man. K tnrtiag with the crab ap­
ple of Europe, man has produced
a fru it th a t has no comparison
w ith its original. Mature could
only furnish the germinal and is
not given to making improve­
ments, »ays the St. Doula Globe
Democrat. W hen Superintendent
Stimson o f th e pomology depart­
ment of the world's fa ir says:
“There is no doubt th a t apples are
* cure for the drink habit, the to ­
bacco habit, the ‘In d ian ’ habit and
many others th a t may be railed
objectionable,*’ we appreciate
deeply what the apple has done
fo r man and still more jleeply
what man has done fo r the apple.
P rof. Stimaon adds: “Apples ele­
vate the morals of persons who
eat them and If the United Ftntex
were a great apple-eating coun­
try we would have less crime and
few er woci. W hen you,-want to
smoke eat an apple and yon will
find the desire in a mensire satis­
fied. Do the same i f yos want a
drink.”
I t w ill be seen th a t the apple is
the enemy of the saloon and of
the vice of smoking. The moral
»ffect of apples has been fo" much
neglected. W e have tried ’ o re
form entirely w ith the gpsj el and
moari suasion. H ad we gone into
the haunts and hotbeds of vice
and crime w ith sn apple in one
hand and the Bible in the other we
night have had better success.
Mr.Htimson says th a t apple» are
good for the “ Indian” habit. This
is something th a t has »fever been
tried in a ll the efforts trr reform
!!t. Txtuis politics.! The “Indians"
have not had Apples enough.
Bar’ls have been opened in plenty,
but no< apple barTa. Clayton colt
ventiona would be jHposaible on u
lle t o f applet. H e re a fte r the
» ta r d y f e r m e r « M e l d
O cntly crack the shell of the whelk,
pe
♦» h U
convention with a.dosen apples in
one pocket— and a well-oiled .<4 in
the other.
for you w ill And it almost Impossible te
Sr YOU
o u c n
and look in the glaas— you will see the effect—
You can't help puckering—it makes jou,pucker
to think o f tasting it
By* the use o f so called cheap Baking
Powders yon la k e th is’puckering, injurious Alum
right into your system—-you injure digestion,
and nun your stomach-
AVOID ALrVM
Itbyal is made From pure, refined Grape Cream o f T artar-C osts more
than. Aiwa.b«t j a n have the profit of. quality, the profit of good health.
DOCTORS
Nothinj! has ever equalled It.
Nothing can ever surpass i t
Dr. King’s .
New Discovery
araasady •»* 's r. a . w r V—
hMMMBWM
*«Niq(wr.ttorw »ssd
T o t AU Throat and
Lung Trouble*.
M
flrObB. tfMNH») prwtr V*' *»*>»*!•••
H» rM
l wd ' wU> ike » '».firakism »».«’> **
hMMMaikk aai
• U .‘l F T .1 C O .,
m j , uh
an phalanx. As tittle couW the
western people», width k th e
nineteenth century despoil*'! and
insulted China and wrenched »pen
the gates of Japan, have expected
th at in the coorae of »fewdecades
a fa r eastern nation wouldexhiblt
a degree of m ili I M J
naval e « -
ciency unsnrpnaaeil. if equaled, la
the nnnaia of mankind,
Ilu d our memoria» been more
tenacious, njone of ua would have
taken for granted, as moat of es
have, that A ala was beyond the
hope of resurreetios, doened te
permanent prostratios nader the
European heel.
Heeb, endenbt-
edlv, was tbe delusionI» which the
essiern subjects of the Bom an em­
pire long abided. although such de­
feats ns those of Crasses and Va-
lerinn ought to have excited deep
misgivings. Everybody Imagined
that the oriental w a w h s d spent
itself when H annibal was routed
at 5|iimi, and nobody could have
anticipated th a t, from the second
h alf of tbe seventh te wear the
close of the seventeenth century,
Europe would be haunted with the
dread of Asiatic invasion and n
quest. Yet more than a thetas. J
years were to elapse from the
seisnre of Romas Syria by a an/-
ceaaor of Mohammed te Rob-ea
extract the occupant olive otbcrw l«*
and yoe w ill see w hat you may be par­
doned for supposing a miniature lob­
ster. but which In reality batouga to an­
other distinct apedee—namely, the her­
mit crab, Pagurus bernhardua. W heth­
er he baa obtained occupancy by force
of arm» or merely through decease of
the original tenant la a moot point, but
The recent agitation of tbs bouil-
the first supposition Is highly probable, le u n ds srs, or private distillers, oi,
as he to a moot belligerent little cus­ k’niuce, against iba proposals of U .
Uouvisr. i t s luln.sWr of finance, to
tomer.
An amusing scene may be witnessed tax th e ir tiuw bi.«. has O h ulo estl tit*
ur. nee .thy condi­ by placing several heruilt crabs depriv­ im m ense p o « * r oi this vesi«<l inictvst
tio» .4 th» kid- ed o f ,their shells in an ordinary soup among 10« p r a s a u i v j . I l i t , h h o i . 1 « .
says: If It stains plate, w ith a little sea w ater and some that no tewvi than l.txjo.uoo to l.soo.ooo
y o u r Ito e u tlt Is
evidence oi kid­ empty sheila—few er shells than crabs. families avail themselves of tba privi­
The fighting and struggling to recurs lege to d istill from th * pears, apples,
ney trouble: tos
frequent degrs to houtes to ludicrous In the extreme. Ona damsons and cherri«« of their orchards
pass It or p in la may be seen almost successful In moor­ iplrituous liquors fo r household con­
ing himself w ithin a shell, which, by sumption, says • London paper. Bui
ooitvlnc.ngp.-oo; that the kidneys
the w ay. to effected h r means of the as every hectoliter of n o n c x v m p t liquoi
dar ara nut of order.
shelly plates a t tbe extremity of hto —w orth, perhapa, some »10—is taxed
W h a t »a We.
' soft and twisted tall, when another to the tune of (44, there is every Induce­
'h e r e le com fort In the know lew e ss
seise» him by the nape of the Deck, ea ment to the enterprising peasant to
eflen sxpresaed, that D r. K ilm e r's Sfawip-
It were, end he Is dragged relnctantly distill more than his household can
Root tbs great Sidney tsm ady fulllllslevety
forth. T he evlcter still holds him strug- consume. In order to do an Illicit busi­
wish in curing rheum atism , ¿»In St th *
hee.':, kidn ey*, liv e r, t ladder and « v e g part i gling a t d aw s ’ length, and not until be ness w ith hta neighbor, and in thia way
som e (30 000,000 to (40,000.000 per an­
<4 the urinary passage. It corrects ithbllitv i himself to safely enscorteed does he re-
io hold water and scalding pain in ptising 1 Unqtttoh his grasp.—Chambers' Journal.
num escapes the treasury. In the o r­
k. or bad affec s .o llew lng use of sqnor.
chard land o f Normandy the privately
wide Or b*c . and overcom es that unpbaeeat
distilled liquor is. Indeed, quite a rec­
T h e I t e l l e t l a a D e v il.
necessity r t oetrig com pelled to go of'w t
A maldarrvant belonging to on* of ognised medium of exchange, and the
. - r t n r ’l id s
- t up m any fitn m
the women’» college* had been out bnnilleur de eru often pays his w ork­
• ng the r.igi
-The :n itt end the Iw t r »
men. his tailor, hta butcher, and his
« lu o ta ry '»<'.»- -i b w .'u n y - k 'w it I soon with her lover without leave from her
m uiretta and was returning tote along land la term s of alcohol.
rcs'trftc
I t , .. r - i r the. hii- ,r t l '.tr it i s o p
my road, at the top of which lived tba
'fi.ilc v i 3 o ' : ■
ft
{rto ts
if you neon a
~ ioc y >u *uou .o hr. t the lamented Profeenor Nettleship.
Now.
best. £ o .c i y
u ^ d s t i ir SGc. ah ' i t sirs«
the latter bad a large yellow dog that
Y o j i- .a v
- o i - . f l j hottie i f thia took the usual cenlne delight In «eetng
venderiu.' dlecvvcry
cat» scatter and dee. and. Ute better to
ana a hoox that tells <
The world'* " production o f toad
m ore about ft, both sent Lt
. v. ‘ SCtC poutK-e on them when they were amounted In ISM to 777,000 ton*.
stealthily cmmlng the afreet, be would
vbsolutely tie s by m all, ^ ^ ® 4 3 2 P ~ ! f t o 2 O
Paper teeth are alleged to be supe­
sddror* for K ilm e r k
n .— c* »— «, »■«*.
perch blmaelf on tbe top of the pro-
fnmor'» garden wall, aurroundrd and rior to any other substance yet em­
Co.. EUngnamtan. N . Y . W hen w illin g i r i t s
ployed
»0« reading tots geas susattar to ttds paper. Itulf Itiudeu In the foliage. Aa th * trn-
Ordinary bicycle* ean b* ahangad
ant maldarrvant paaaed beneath him
be caught eight o f a cat In tbe middle into tandem* by aa Illinoto man's In­
vention
»
of the road and. making a spring a t It,
During
1800
Brockton
(Mas*.)
collided
with
her
and
knocked
het
(lulxor lived through the maat *▼*■»•,
shipped 9(0477 cases o f shoe«, a gain
ful periods of tunde:© France. H * wa* dow-tr She picked ’herself up and ran of 37,(03 cases over if«».
ho-n iu 1787 amid the m uttering* of the •crettiu'ng home, alaxwt mad with ter-
The experiment* made In England
revolution. . Galxnt'a parents were mar­ i r . Itw tl—e. a * she sold, the devil bad for the production of a tmokrles« coal
• eu rtt her back and thrown her
ried by a prnat-f lied Protestant pastor,
have met w ith entire satisfaction. The
.-lu ffru fc iiu n a l Monthly
and his M rih vas never legally regí»
composition of the new product is 03
tere«f Itia father: who s a l sn adv»
per w n l. pit coal dust and seven per
ttn v e C c s fs s s .
cate, iflhcfl h is tn le n t f o r p u b lic speak-
cent, a mixture of Stockholm tor and
...ive
courn
ge.
my
boy.
Na
tug in th e fiMe sts of tbe persecuted
',.it 1 .end o f rlrcumstancoa a r , eanatie lime.
P r o ir tg n n t» a n d b . » i t n e a r ..ir k e d man
Not long ago. at Cramps’ shipyard,
■
1
1
,1
ib.-.u.'
'■»■» cgainat yon. i f your
A f t e r liv in g to r -e v c iu i Wi 1 k a In dan­
thehe o n an enormous pile of soft
,‘■1;.
,
,
w
's
rip
Ut
j
on
w
ill
auccecd.
L
lfa
ger of his 1 fe be s is »1 last cri-raie»,
I. hrauUful thing. The chance to coal, and a crowd of cultured looking
•inwiiliimi.i
zit. by n gendanne who
(¿ lit Is a great blessing
No in niter I men were going over It and tele< ting
knew and t< hi d h itit.
certain lam p* The coal seleetod wa*
how
bard
tbe
situation
may
seem,
keep :
“Shall I k«' you r a » « i - r said th>
for ate In the tria l trip of a new mas-
’
on
doing
right,
bravely
face
I
be
future,
man.
of-war. Wise and talented men w e n
(
set
your
standard
high,
work
and
wait.
"A re r o j n -ri.edT" repled I I . Ou»
choosing the coal, because s»ecet> da-
J k patient and thankful, and you w ill
pended largely on the q uality,o f .the
win.
Too
may
never
be
rich
as
tba
;
“ X ra . | h a v e two c h ild « « ."
not rich In money or rich'
"And so lu tv e I." replied tbe prtsaner. world g w
Paper may be rendered fireproof for
In power—hot you may be rich In the |
"but you would have to pay for me.
making flashlight reflectors or fo f other
knowledge
of
the
truth
that
yos
have
Let us go on."
purposes by moistening with the fol­
They went on. and M. Gutxot died oa wade the beat of your chance to be a lowing solution Ammonium sulphate,
man. Don’t net your ntendard by the
the scaffold a few days later. A t thia
a parts: boric arid. 3 parts: borax. 3
men who hove achieved grant wealth. •
time Francois, the future Matesmas,
porta; water. 100 part*; sodium tung­
Thnt to nothing compared to the riches |
state ran also be used, and a solution
who was th * elder of th * two children,
that betong to him who has struggled of common alum to often efAcarloo*.
was six aad a h alf y ra ta ’ o’d and Ot­
but It tends to loosen and disintegrate
w ay s prss tr vsd tbe recollect!«» e f g »
the paper.
tog to w hto fattier In 4»rtoom or what
w»s <-npbemtotlcally railed the boos* Sf
Justice.—Gcwttonmn'» Magnsfn*.
the walls of Vienna. Of ail Aryan
countries Russia had least reason
to arrognte an innate superiority
over the Turanian stock.
Tin-
grand dukes of Muscovy had been
paying tribute for two Centura » t©
the Mongol rulers of the Golden
Horn when the Turks took Con-
atant'nople. and some three and a
h alf centuries more were toelapae
before the Russians regained
control of the Crimea.
Even
Chinn in thV seventeenth century,
when tlie M a u c h tid v n a a ty was
young, drove Muscovite pioneers
and merchants out of Manchuria
and forced them by tre a ty to re tire
behind the Am ur river. H istory,
therefore, w ill but repeat itself
when Russia submits to sim ilar
boundaries a t tbe oommand o f the
SURE BROUGH UM BRELLAS.
N e a rly (0 X a g liJ im e n a re no w a l
fo r
ea
AehenM ah lef and hto fa ith fu l staff,
•a y s tb e London Express.
work oa eeven um brella»
There to nothing, under the sun a
tthirf ean wear, not even e u r p ttn g *
vast-off silk hat or a red- lin e d cavslr)
o a t , ao eak-ulated to strike aw * into
th * minds of refractory natives and
so imbue them with a spirit of oba-
diene* aa a “gingham."
Traders, when they want to obtain
ire * aeeeso to the country of one at
the hostile tribes, make preaeata of
worn-out etothlng to tbe native*, o r
even a “gamp" to a particularly obsti­
nate and pugnaeloua chief.
A Ixindon syndicate o f Gold Coaot
traders has given the order nod are
paying for the um brella* in queatioa,
which w ill be given to bribe the rain,
dusky warrior».
Mearre J a m es Rm lth A Sons, n f Ox­
ford » (’ •'■t .Sre m a k in g t ’
ht f S i
to r tt»4"
ODF and
sised 1
"fv< t on 1
-ns
I t w ilt 1 -• twed.
T h e I m u lls w i ll th e n I,
In
th e g rou n d , mid sis slave* <1
t a*
the tent peg*
T h * ran’ rlal from w hich ft 1« being
made la silk, and th * color* sr- to be
“ red. wnH* and bine." W h s l.,» (lj
aom* of onr poHtlea) atnmp orator*
any to this?
Bound the edge w ill be a de-n rich
frin ge a n d 'n t the top an elaborately
chased esp surtnonnted by » British
Boa. ram p an t
1
For the staff th» u a h - r 'l n wiil ha
somewhat smaller sod Ira-, vns'-«t<«.
; What -rejoicing* there w ill h» In 'he
land when the acurtora arrive with
thOM pnraaol-tentllke umbrella», and
how pleased will the eity men he w ith
1 the re to ra for th eir good-uatared and
thoughtful action.
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