The Port Orford tribune., May 09, 1917, Image 1

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Syracuse, N .Y . Bmete. rewywiu
W hen he etutplr echos te r glim pse U aa*
he's patie n t aa* he's meek.
I k in Jew negier' bis buttons an* th e d a ra ln '
Of hl« «ecke
an- kin bile hU s ig i tor b reakfast t ill
they re hard ae any r o te ;
B ut my D a n T s got hie lim it a aa* th e n 's
lim es you'll see him fro w n
aa* usin' v l'lc n t langw leb.
A fte r the advent of the bouse o f H an ­
over the favorite games at court were
"quadrille,” an improvement o f “om­
bre,” end “commerce.” T h e gain« and
lease« o f the king« an'i queen« w e n , as
g rule, restricted to 1U> guineas, but on
T w e lfth Night It waa customary for
thousands to change bauds. Oh one
occasion la d y Cowper, a lady la w ait­
H e Jest doesn't ro«w to m in d It I f he Isn't
ing. refused for the sake o f h er chil­
righ t w .II fed.
dren to take part In tbe game, as none A « ' he lets me haul the k lv e r ter my own
d d e o' the bod;
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sat down to tha table w ith leaa than
H e w ill build the Area an’ w ind the elock
£200.
o
an' Hr» the cat nt night
About the year 1740 a rage foe Aa* upon t h i r whole 1 m uet say 'a t he alm a
U r tre a t me right.
“whisk.” o r whist, set In, but a t first
D an 'l la peeoolar In a certain
It was considered too wise a game* for T i t though
te w reapee'e.
ladles to join In. Hum e, tbe historian,
•e v e r went to bed without his whist,
and even tbe great Johnson regretted
that be bad not learned to play cards,
l a 1742 “ H o rry ” Walpole finds It abso­
lutely necessary to learn “whisk,”
“having waited In rain tor Its being
le ft off.” W e find him In another tot-
tor threatening to build an a lta r to
“Pam " to commemorate the escape of
bis charming iJucbeee o f Grafton, who,
It appears, bad been playing cards la H IS 8 0 L D IE R 8 M U S T SIN G .
Rome when she ongbt to bare been at
a cardinal's reception, where the floor
fell la and a ll tbe tnonslgnorea were
precipitated Ip to the cellarl
Cards were ao very much la evidence
hi bis time that even Invitations were
It is now commanded by Em­
frequently Issued and ootes w ritten up­
peror William if. that the
on the backs o f playing cards, which
an that account were usually plain, German soldier, in addition to bin
w ithout any design. Tbe chevaller'a many other duties, ahull, while
-famous order to retreat a t Cuilodea ••'arching, lift up bia voice and
was w ritten oa the back o f the nine of sing. With surprise and sorrow
ties ils.
his majesty haa found in going
A fresh attem pt was made In 173» to
remedy the state o f gambling In Eng­ over the old time-honored marches
land by passing an net which provided that these bad, for the moat part,
ttm t “any person keeping a hoase at “not suitable texts,” and in hot
haste two poet« of Berlin and Mu-
IF YOU
TOUCH
your tongue to
ALUM
and look in the glass— you will see the effect—
You can’t help puckering—it makes you pucker
to think of tasting i t
By the use o f so called cheap Baking
Powders you lake this puckering, injurious Alum
right into your system—j o u injure digestion,
and ruin your stomach.
AVOID ALVM
Sap plainly-
Choyai it made from pure, refined Grape Cream of Tartar—Costs more
than Alum, but you have the profit of quality, the profit o f good health.
DO C T O R S
N atu ra
Nothing has ever equalled it.
Nothing can ever anrpan it
Dr. King’s
New Discovery
fw(2gH'a“ fcTsB
For AU Throat am
Lung Trouble*
beads together and produced a tit­
tle “hand book of easily remem­
bered min fit in« snugs,” with the
caroling of which Hans, Hermann
and Frits will in the future be­
guile their steddy trump, tramp,
frfwigmsa's Magasine.
tramp.
lffco««*nda K a r a K lf l n y
g cievae nsiw .
By tbe way, has not tbe foreign­
•ltd Don’t Know it.
This Is bow the presence o f mind and
g a r l e r i - ’’ r.t
audacity of a Chicago thief saved blsfl er sometimes been puzzled as to
FBI a belli, or eemm L
ah >~W
being locked up: A poltoom.u why a German inarching regiment
— Sw ted let It «tons p I * —
hour«; a who recognised him and know ba was will on occasion suddenly and with
• or set- “wanted” pm him trader arrest, w ith
one accord start stamping? The
»-.g ..—oalSk u . 1 the words. “You au* waated at besd-
of alt the rank and file
ut.iwa; by eondl- quarters." “Tea. I know." replied “stamp”
tbs
a° n .”f - *£*
*hlcf quickly. “I was arrested follows
lost
on a siiarjdj' given order
f e>* ' n i g h t and waa balled out this morning.
to “aalate” some pussiag officer,
l u l o c a M kid- Ton are too alow.“ “I t does look that
and the “salute” when on tbe
M y trouble; tos ’ r * T " “ 1<1 ,b r crestfallen policeman
march
is given with the feet!
frequent itoriro to 1 • * be told th * th ie f be could go.
of
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Among the member« of a aartaln
taaUly 1« a ancb-b«lo»«<l Hula woman
w hot's philosophy* o f *111« furnlihea ac
email amuasi. out to te r (rlenda,
" If you ever (eat really forlorn and
povorty-strlcien," one of her niece«
waa ovsrhearJ saying to a schoolmate
one day, “you just ought to go down­
town with my Aunt Mary.**
“The other day 1 went «bopping w ith
har, and I thought I'd hasp fo u n t
Thirteen times sha «topped and looked
admiringly c l tuing«. and then walked
on declaring that ahe didn't want
them. The aUver would nead so much
cleaning, and lha glace would ba auch
a oonaunt anxiety; the line clothe«
would ba too line to hare good time«
la, and the handsome furniture would
show every speck cf dust Even books
could not make har w a .w . although
aha la an tnsai labia reader.
** "There's eo many yon don't want
to read,' ahe aays
“Once I caught her. when
she
stopped before some 'lin erlcan beau­
ties' In a flo rlife window.
" *Woulda't you like to hare money
enough to buy thoea, aunt!«?' I ««bad
But aba wasn't to ha caught
“ 'I'd ao bate to a w them fade,' aha
«aid.
"The only thing for which l're ever
heard her wish was more money with
vh'.ch to 'dfr things* for other people,
■ iid e v to 'lh s t war only a half wlqh.
for If you hvven'i o-'tsy you hare to
hlni, of totnf ijtlr r «'. a, and the eoata-
blng else Is of'en »o much belter.’ she
says. I really 'b in ' Ai-nt Mary la hap-
;der In dlacuCerlnp ¡hinge ahe doesn't
■»am thnn moat people la getting what
they do want.**
The p r e t t y " " 'e y . aays the Touth'e
"okapaeloc. s
eata a query: Do wa
-th e majority of us— make enough of
he phHo«ophy of the negative as a
o ro n w r* or happiness? W ealth, wheth-
r of «■•(«'' or mt»!«, mum be reckoned
•ol »bap by the r W r otseaead. but
■ leo bv th« mid-drub'.« «voided. Many
a quiet flower of happiness grows bs-
■Ide the patha of those whose eyes era
wise to see the thing« thdy do ant
CO U LD LOOK 8CVERE HIM SELF.
A little negro gamin pausing along
Hay street tliu other morning aaw the
slump of a cigar fall on the sidewalk in
front of a store. lie made a second-
base slide for It, says the Florida
Timaa-Unlon. and when he liud it safe­
ly corailed beneath him he rolled hia
eyes around the points o f the compass
to see if another gamin had also soon
the »Inirtp fall.
“ Hat w ar in Cuba ts making Havanas
skace, an* you can't take no chances.”
ho remarked, as he brushed off the ash
and blew away the sand from the oer­
sted snipe. Going into the store he
said to Charley Ellis:
"Boss, glmine a match, please, ash.”
“ Matehea are not here to give aw ay,
but to sell," bakl Mr. Kills, assuming a
look of intense severity.
“ I k y Is. eti?"
“ That's wlmt they are."
,.> 'W e ll, how much are dey or box?"
, “lin e Cent."
T he gmnin tilted the stump In one
corner of his mouth, held to the hand
o f Ills pantHloous w ith ouu hand, ran
the other hand in his pocket, and
pulled forth a i-opjx-r.
“ G im m e a bos," «¿ul the lad laid
down the cent.
He got the boa. struck a match, lit
the stump m i well th a t it poured forth
volumes of s t u o k c . end then liHiided the
box back Io M r. K ili' . useumiug a look
• ■f intense s i-w it y . and said:
" l'u t ila t box on ,1c tdteff, an' tbe nex'
time a gvnimeaSome in hyar un* ax you
fcr a mutch, you gin him ouc outeu my
peas It or pain Is ; which permission tbe thief lost ns
the back Is also time In availing himself. Later, to his
eonvfnc'^j.r-ncf that the kidneys and Mad- chnprln. the policeman found that tbs
■“ *
'!■
thief had uot been previously a rrest ed
What te Bo.
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There is comfort In the knowledge so
—
often u p .« a < l. that Dr. Kilmer's Svamp-
R o o t, the great xulaey remedy fulfills every
* " • headwaters <M the twinoce
wish in curing rheumatism, pein in Ike fipsnlsh traditions located tbe land of
back, kldneye.lv«, tladder * n d e v e ry p a rt E l D o r a d o , " t h e glided tuan.” a po­
of the urinary pkaeage. It corrects Inability tentate whose country waa so rich In
The largest heart in the world, which
n c P v iT iV R O F F U N
once beet in the generous bcecm of _
C R E V IT IE 3 _ O F F U N .
to hold water and scalding pain In passing gold dost that he had his body ooolut-
«. er bad effect, following use of liquor, cd w)tb 0„ , n(i ,p rt„ kied w ith gold ev-
Jumbo, the great el<rhant, leone of th a ' Dorby—"W het's In th a t bottle
treesnrea of the mureum In the depart- poison?” Dooby—“ I gucaa them must
“ orniD^ * ° ,h* ‘ b* * h° ae ,n ib*
men: dfneurulog} at Ooraall un.vtrally, be; there Isn’t any label on IL ”—Kox-
t u r i n r 'heday,'and to get up many tlmm
“* i'jh USl1
**, !"h*,
sa; s the Ni a Tort. World. 7 hr heart Is bury Oaactte.
*
the night. The mild and the sxtrs- ™r t tb,,t ,b * «on»t»7 ln which tradition
to Urge tl:at there ta no (less ja r Urge
Charley—“There 1» nothing I adm in
ordinary ei.'oct ol S tt M M
I i soon loculed this marvelous being has never
raalUaZ It stands the highest far Its won- h w u explored by a white nntu.
enough to receive It. eo It cacnat taka more than a good deed." Torn—“No>
derful cure» of the most distressing cases.
—-----
Ita place In the ran' • of o lh rr hearts f——if it Is made out In my name.”—Dc
If you neod a medicine yqu should have tbe i
___ J L t t e t e t e r ^ ____
whl< h eland on record Ip the mu.-rnm. tro U F re e Press.
T o gay that every man baa Ida price
arrel slowed, away
There is a lady who is eo pau-ticuiar
uivcuro walling Ita a)xrat her daughter’« morals th a t ah'
la to deny the existence of tbe great
man who hnve died for their faith and
When It Is fla illy gjio«» hr r to play only upon an upright
ante It will be de- pUno.—Household Words. "
their country. Konaenm*: T la the laM
more about It, bath een«!
plea of a kuave and Issues out o f tbe
Proving H er Need.— He— “7 thought
shsol'jlely free by me!!.
month of a fool. The sterling strength
I time« ap large as Mn,. Brown eeewted quite cold toward-«
eddraasDr. K lim « I t
o f man and woman rebukes It every­
Ca., Binghamton, N. Y .
art. It now weighs; her huaband." Bhe— “ Yes; she wants
vlng riood several 1,Ixn to get her a sealakln cape.’’— Pock
where.-fiehoolniaater.
uman heart, which , “Poor fello w !” ahe sold aympAthctic-
than a pound, I
“What'a the m atter?” he asked.
N ell—H e wrote a lovely poem ta Ma-
“■
'
‘ u "The poor man waa disnppo.nted In
O u le o f s P a l k e r .
Uuisof lived through the moat evoot-
love," she replied. “Of rSourac," he re­
B e lle -1 kn ow , b u t she got m ad and
turned " I t never doca come cp to ex­
ful periods of modern France. Tla wax
*
pectation«."—Chicago Evening 1’oat
born In 1787 amid the m nttrrlnga o f the tore it op.
Nell—Tbe Idea! Why?
revolntlou. Gulxot's parent« were mar­
Bacon— “ I believe the Introductidaol
B e lle -H e headed It "Lines on Ma­
ried by a proscribed rrotestant pastor,
cable-care and horerleae carriage« w f i
make
the world better." Egbert—*1
and his birth was never legally regis­ bel's Face.” —Philadelphia Record.
tered. Ilia father, who was an advo­
can't understand w hy.” “ I t w ill rcduc
A D o iw e o rle S o u l.
the tendency to lie. Horse trading w ill
cate, need his talent for public speak
bo unknown."— Yonkers Statesman.
lug In i be Interests of the persecuted ’ “John to so domestic In bla tastes,”
Protest slits ami became a marked man M id the R lllt Ilia matron.
A gentlemen made the following re
A
Japansao
Soldier's
L
u
g
g
a
g
e
.
“ H e is r
turS to the Income ta x cominiaeiotiere:
A ftfr lii ng for several weeks la dan­
Llout. O. 8. Turner, Tacth United “T o r the last three yctuv my Income
“Yea. H r'« been all day In tbe hot
ger o f h • I. -- he was at last erreatad,
•uiw iil'ngti cuoegb. by a geadarma wba ta n trying to kilt a rerileetuke to get Btateo infantry, who accompanied romo baa been aomewhet under £ 150. I>>
a rattle for th«' h e b y !" -A lla u ta Con­ Ja panes« troops ia a thrao days' recon- future it w ill be morepn-csrioiw. ns th ■
knew pr-4 icsprrted him.
nolraanrc sooth sad rust of Pe. lag, «ays: ■nan U dead of whom I borrowed U c
“Kbc.l 1 let you escape?” said tin stitution.
“Each soldier carried on his person 10A money."—T it-B ite.
PvofsoMoual jM le a a g .
rounds of ammunition, an overcoat for
N o t 100 miles fro m « t Paul’s there
Are rou married?“ replied M. GuL
The Com edian-1 thong lit you and bedding, a havereacl. water tc tllr r sad Is ruapended over a pile of dusty voj-
Ulas
Poser
were
to
ha
married
thia
three
days'
rations.
Tbe
ration
constat­
t.mea In a eerond-hanil book«'’ller'e
“ Yea. I hare two cliHdren."
ed of rice sod dried fish. T te solclrrs. shop a chart showing tbe human skele­
“ And so l ave I," replied the prisoner. week, la It pnatponrd.
Tbs
H
e
a
v
y
-G
a
d
.
sir*.
She
actually
however,
deprnded
rualnly
on
tbe
roue-
ton. and underneath the following:
“but you would hare to pay for me.
«vanta ber name to eppsar before mina try for their subototeaee. I ant of tbs “T his 1« a ll that remains of the trades­
l u t ns go on.“
opinion
that
In
a
country
wbera
there
In
the
wadding
announcement.—
man w hone rustoraers only looked.” —
They went on, and M. Galzot tiled on
was no foraging tho amount of toed car­ Household Words.
the scaffold a few days later. A t thia
ried
would
bo
Insnffielent.
Iltfcer
leav­
Creditor {ro u g h ly )—"Bay. when are
time Francois, the future statesman,
ing samp each mornieg the food Ic.r dln- you going to pay me th a t M il? " Debtor
who waa the elder o f tlie two children.
Ito c o n -A maa ran t mka any m na sy aor ia prepared and paakod la a ratio»
(gen ially)—“ M f friend, you put me in
waa six and a h alf yours old and al­
w ith him when he die«.
bos mads of toequerad wood, elm liar ia mind of a HUlc. child." C rclitov—“ 1
ways p n«erre d the recollect ¡on o f go­
E g b e rt-O b . 1 don't knew. I had a
do. da I? W h y?" Debtor— “ Because
ing to see bto fath er In prison, er w M I
friend who owed me i 10 die tost weak.
a little child can aak questions th a t tin
was «uphsmtotleslly railed the h anaa of
I gnem he's tak e n .th a t w ith him n >
wisest men cannot answ er."-Tit-YH »*.
right. - l ookers Stateaiusn.