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in c o llim e li
A CARELESS CONSUL.
37,
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PUNGENT PARAGRAPHS
M m W ar Brat H arte Caata ta Leva
H is F aalU aa at Q lascaw .
When Bret H arte w m cousal at Glas
gow, ba was seldom to be found In that
pity, a * be spent most o f bta tim e in the
London drawing rooms, where be was
a general favorite, and delegated the
consular huai neat to aesletants. One
day while making oue of-his rare vis
its to Glasgow be scraped scqualutance
¿with a stranger on the train, loach
seemed fascinated by the ether's per-
sonallty, and time passed quickly. A t
last they reached the outskirts of a
terjw city.
“W h at place is this?” inquired the
“Are you married
or single?“
“N eith er." “ ?” “ I have bees unm ar-
glad.“—Town Topi«»
/" « B i
Dog» c in 'i talk , but you«! ways know
what they mead. Some folk are d if-
Arrant.—Chicago D aily Newt.
’ T h e Plum p Gobbler
(surveying
other, 4 > *d sin fu lly H >‘Prida goeth be-
/o ra a fall."' The Peacock—“ Really?
sh ow s th at b
ly on walls <■
ou ,h<“ 1 ** *
paints, and r<
preparations,
ia'consrquen
ha* recomnw
only for the
and barracks.
ADULTERATfO NSJN GERMAN
■van T raits Are Contam inated and
A dda A teu n d In g in y A1'
tid e s of Dis«. '
stranger.
“ I haven't the slightest idea,’’ replied
Harte, a fte r tookirg out of the window.
A few minutes later the ra ilw a y ,
punrd opened the door o f the compart*
mcnt and announced that they had ar
rived at Glasgow.
,!
When H arte showed up a t the con
sulate the next morning, the first per
son w ho advanced to greet him was the
agreeable stranger, who introduced
himself us j> tqicciul agent of the home
government seat to Investigate charges
of. l’c; leet o f difty on the part o f the
comniL
The agent may have been affable, but
be was lacking In a sense o f humor, '
for he evidently cabled his government
an account of the train Incident, as
H arte’» successor was soon a f t « ap-
pointe«}.
A ll necessary operations 1
writing, billing or ¿tatiftical w cJ
F ood
are accomplished from the k ef
board of the light running, easi
action Model 10 (Visible)
•r
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lìdi, {fi
Syracuse. N .Y. firmaba* awQxh«>
m are features which make the
h Premier the choice of the
who investigates comparative
T h o u s a n d s B a r * J L ld u tjr 1
♦ » < D o n 't K n .'.v f t ,
» ♦ w lfc ï!-'
RH a botila çr eernrr.
MUar *«■ J 1*1 it stand I
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Í li
' , f
**
back fa algo
convino;,-. proo, that the kidneys and blad
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der Jr* out of ora-sr.
Wbr 1 to I>s.
Theie Is comfort ia the knowtedfh sc
often expressed, i .a! Dr. KHmer's SM-amp-
RoU. the f r i t ' mk ]»«-/ remedy fdliUL every
wish m cortn» the tai Ahin, ysin in the
Dai;:, ktdn^r», liver, t fctd^cr end jvprypart
‘■o boil
th in k
p y
c f ta r t i.g
th a
use
a s i’iv tw .» r
|n pusi,,»
,!.- 1 < . t - o n , ; » .',v .r r '.-.ss cf llq-jer,
artiWnr ts-Me-,ji vtcvir-.-flin is tnci unpleasant
iiepSMi'.- cf Jt-fag c:-npcl!cd to go often
tu rip y c -, ¿4y
up r(Uny
i4”-;., J the rl ,ht. th? mild arid tfc: rjttra-
;
c'
l
Character.
a
¡1 '
. Trim lor ioionr.slua «•
.
The Smith Premier Typewriter O x , Int,
to
b b i I
Ong might almost say that the recipe
for a happy home was what has been
aptly called a "bland” diet. W hile It
la not literally true that eating bog
makes « hog of a man, yet It it true
there Is a large connection between It
and character.
Bloodthirsty, lustful
I races are those that eat moat—largely TALE OF ORANGE BLOSSOM
»are m e a t-fre e ly , whereas the gentle,
Industrious, persistent races are most Legend o f Spain Telia H o w I t Was
F ir s t Used a t a W adding in
ly grain and fru it eaters.
T h a t Country.
W hile the controversy over regeta-
rlrtnism Is one for scientists to settle,
-Saren tbe humblest of us can afford to
The wearing o f «range hlouno'
try for bitnself the advantages of a a t a wedding is accounted fo r i,
"bland" diet. It is a moat interesting various ftays,
A “ »"UK o tb e i
experience to see bow acute and sensi
stories
is
tj»e
fg
llo
w
iiig popular le
tive the sense of taste can become by
A frica n
avoiding food that baa a strong taste. , gend from ^ jiu fn ;
Spanish king
No one knows the delicate sweets king presented
and adds, oils and bites in our com- w ith a inaguitlcTUt grunge tree
i cion cereals and fruits who eats hugs whose civ,wav, waxy bloKsomt
I chunks of fish, flesh and fow l highly
flavored and deluged with biting and w onderful fragrance excited
Wpaaucee. Simplicity of life can be a a i the a dm ira tion of «be whole court.
much a part of diet as o f furultura or Many Legged in y«iu fo r a brnneb I n Proportion to Population, Netner.
landais A re Blchcst N ation
clothes. - -WJilisui Noyes In Good of the plant fend a fo iT i^ u ambas
in the World.
Housekeeping.
■
Powders you take Sas ; / ’
'
right into your system—you mjurq digestiop,
and ruin your stomach.
AVQIP ALVM
oro-’niwy enr-’-t èî“
’l l “ÂSÇB
riahacd it s ia n i the hi,*be« for Us v/on
dacie,! ocras of t I a rc<*at otvtrssslne cases.
J1 vou rai d » rnMicm; .,‘ni Mhauid fava the
«ut. So.e f t «anid ri* ir. ¡Spa. c n d jl. s6ea.
- Yo« ,,«y have a .«.¿mate bctil« cf this
'jitd»«f’.¿ «Üscvvscy
<n-i a reel- !ha
jiPC sS iR i
> -a stout tt, fec-sh< m i ’
.fffctk'¿;
■ xstduteiy fres by n ü ,,
«•Mrs-j Dr. &r|.-,,y Í . gv», w
wo., Eltaghair.icti, H. Y. When writ leg „><«-
hen sasdiag ttUsgsnerotiaatfer in tWUpifsr
• ê T al
Royal is made from pure, refined Grape Cream of T artar—Costs more
than Alum but you have the profit of quality, the profit of good health.
Al
1 1
sudor «aa tormented by a dcsir«
to introduces« great a cu rio sity to
, h is natise laft.l. He used ever.»
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.* i k is s ihie menus to accomfilisb hi» Frankfort.
I purpose, bqt a il b|a efforta com
II ing to naught he g ate up in de nation is t
¡1 «pair.
world. Th
The fa ir daughter o f th ^ i c o u n larce-mlsd
gnidcuer was loved by a young th#lr ea»it;
■ artisan, hu| she lacked theidowry “ .“ ’ i,” ? "
which the lum ihr ITI. . ie ry d n e t aoafederat«
essiii»' to a L i i te, fije
^'chanc mates of o
ing to break Oil a t y u i j o f-nruugi dal • * »
b'ossom, the gaiucuer I : ought
of
, k k a ly gave It to. his « i a n g h t e l * ,
i S®CW2 the eovetci} prige in tin
"Vary ic
g irl's liu ir tli(* u il;. nnil assmlor o f are laveat«
fcred her a sum niiftk lent fo r tin boBdg * D<1 1
dowry, pioyuled she pave him a ,c" “
branch qiul said nothing aboät it. Jouda *of
H er m arriage was soon e eleb iat- and uuracr
cd, and on her way to the a lta r, in large anmu
g riile fu l remembrance o f tb« the I*?1-“ 1
source o f a ll her hyppinesa, sli. ¡ „ / o f im '<
secretly broke off another b it ot ..11. etc
«ice places ,ha c o lla i of ad Dutch
l^ tle garden aud teud It weiL A l l t t l * , the lucky tree to attar? her bnir.
W hether tbe jtoçy Cÿiirt garden Joint s ock com pa-tr* at ?! 14,164000,
tore for sunlight, a Uttle sympathy for
but thl* does n^t e n tra n t f i s numer
rain, and tbe garden of the heart may er lost bis bead in conseqneuce o.
ous Dutch con/ptniet whirl, .lave their
b
is
uluugliter's
treachery
the
le
bloom w ith booutlful deeds mid fra-
h ea d rju r.e r* ia the o lo a.ei and In
grant thoughts. Though the beauty o f gena does not relate, but muu.
forUgr, ' « liBtr.sa. The N therlsnds.
the rose Is brief. J’«t th * perfume m a p * lands now k«o«v the wxiuderfii
posse'stag r i ti her coal nor iron, ia not
t»e preserved, Ilka the memory o f a
tree, ¡md ever »ine« flin t weddin'i a raaaiÿs ■tii. ipg country of note, and
kiaa. forever.—Schoolmaster.
day orange blossom has been eon lu thl.« ci-pect Is crea surpassed Ly
ìltiis r.t.-itr..nùhd. aiso h ivin g ne ther
aidervd a U tting adornineut fo r u enal n< r Iron, th e D u t-n ars full of
F e o d awd C olds.
A Writer In Tbe Lance« says: “Bine* bride,
the orur. ; r l i t spi I: and have a large
I begun to study diet 1 hive been as-
atsrch-t-i —uf-us- *-hs i — si in h a tl-
tonlshed a t the n n u ilx r s f easea sit*
NO REJECTED LOVERS
• * “ * * * L>vet. m dairying cattle rala-
which 1 have heard, even of medical
Ben. w ha by eating !«■»>< and not <N
efteu hove foond that tiw lr susceptibil
ity to colds has quite gone. Such fa«rtq
as I have met with p *iftt la th e couclu-
gjnti Unit It 1« the M.vstem overcharged
wrttti the |iroducts of food tvhiefa was
¡»ot required and can act «inly as a poi
son to every orgau In the body which
Iq. most stmceptlble to coMs,”
O rossd F o r Sa»r-tvt*ss.
•M a ry ," sold the young matron'^
mother, “ R seemed Io tne you were
very eohl t» John this morning?"
"Yes." eh« replied. “ I ’ m t.eulnnlng t *
sjispvct him.”
“The Idsef You hove no reason t®,
f m sura.”
“H aven't I? | dreamed last night
that I saw him kissing aaeihev «ro
man.“ -P h ila d e lp h ia PreM.
T h e O r id r .
DQ.C T O’R
N othing baa ever equalled it-
N othjng caa aver surpaya i t
„“Haven’t I married you I jf o r tT *
ssked the clergyman p leisanU j of the
}'oung lady from Chicago who was
alKiut to be Joined I» the young mad
frutu Oshkosh
. . J2Qnli.Jw.l.ee." she iniiraicrvd eoyly,
and the çeremcuy went on. -Boston
Post. _
L ave a t F ir st ajnSt.
SI 0 1
I 'M Ml.lSiU.5i
New Discover,
F t C m SKS-.,'»,
A Perfect
Curai
For All Throat and
Lm»g Troubles. * j
M enar back IT M rail*.
Tria l Battlaa (V m .
H is H o g -A re yon rartaia that yoar
mlstraas loves oiy uutsler?
n«-r Doc—Why. It > » * Im e st first
sight She pushed inc utt the sefs to
let him sit d o w n - Detroit k rae Presa.
¡ la order to be tn prareet health one
i must be temperate In eating. The
I meals should be regular. Regularity ia
¡ alte of the gplden rutea of a wall erdar-
' ad life.—Ladies' Home JournaL
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JUtsd flwsstkearts 4^rs U nknow n in
the Caps Horn Bscs of Bavagaa
—Refusal M ay Mean Death.
ing ami h.i. i|e.«Uure, Io which branch-
<» U»*X excel."
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WOMEN
IN
PARLIAMENT.
C ourtship among tbe Tierra
^y,-'
del Fuegnng (the strange race of
S i
savages inh a b itin g the islands in
the neighborhood o f Cape Horn)
is a simple but serfctus business.
Ilu v iu g ehoaen a bride, the sav
age wooer tjjfers, tb# Judv bis hunt
ing bow. I f s h e 'tflk ta it and re
turns it a t one#,' yjen the suitoi
understands that be is uecepIetL
As u m u tte r o f fpet, a woma;
rarely, if evtfr, rejects an offer «>1
inarriuge, fo r a T ierra del Fnegai
does not t ake g rejection putiem
ly , and la apt tq,resent a ttaflial b.»
wounding the damsel w ith an ar
rrtw .
I, i.
I» Henry i l l and IJdwsrd Ps tim e
. 'fo u r abbesses wake summoned to par-
f , perhH|ts, needless t o a d , ; »ament, vis. o f Shaftesbury. Berhlag,
tite r* are no hen|teeftd hus 8t. Mary, of Winchester, and of Wit-
It
lh a t
In n d s in T ierra del Fuegn. Thi .ton.
men, in fa ct band tlieniseives to ' ’■ th<! isth ),e*r ot Edward H I were
gether in a son of società. i i!(. '
*
» ri‘ t® par!'ament, to
a in io f x i h h L, fa keep the women ^ X a ^ X n . ^ ^ a t Z -
in suejertiOR. This enrions .it s
tom is the outcome of a tra d itio n
th a t the wonun ouee had the Up
per Inmd, and f o r e s t lie men todo
■ II the
«„
a ll tbe «Jrndgerv, As men in a
savaee state are ever, more prejn
diced ajrniast w ork
th e ir
csviiix«>(] b ro t tiers, it i f q u it # o a f
n ra l that they should take m ena
ores aeeortiinglj.
„t Orm oni, Anas iMspenHor. P b ilii«
pa. enunb *» of March. Johnani.a Flu
Water. Agneia. countesg of Pern broke
^ 7 dt St ra « l. ooume.a of Pen,-
i broke. Margaret de Rooa. Matilda,
jeountew
oxford Catherine, count
of Athol These ladles were called
by their, proxies, a privile«« peculiar
to ‘ he. peerage to appear and aet by
pr'ntT
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