The Port Orford tribune. (Port Orford, Or.) 1892-19??, December 20, 1916, Image 1

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U N IN H A B IT E D ISLANDS,
l a t l a a O cean.
I f yon should w ant an InlAntVdhat tj,
an uulnbabltcd Inland—to r the purpose
of occupying It alone, Boblnson Crtwos
like. or to use It for romantic action or
for cay other purpose. to the exclnstaa
of-all others in the world, you need bars
ao trouble In finding one i f you aee fit
to make a Journey to the Indian ocean,
in tbe waters between Madagascar and
India you can find more than 15,000 of
them, tvboio there la not a human be­
ing uud where you can, i f you w ill, ba
monarch of all you snrvey.
An English traveler has recently been
among the small islands that dot tlia
western end of the Indian ocean to
make an inventory of them and re­
ports that lie counted 10,100 and found
only about 000 of them Inhabited.
Now, there la a good chance for any
one who may w ant an Island.
These particular Islands are not targe,
aa islands go. but very many o f them
are sulficlcnt for the purpose o f a Itob-
Inaou Crusoe or any other novel here
or for even a small Colony o f ship­
wrecked mariners o r other persons who
might be cast on one o f them or seek
for the purpose o f making a borne pret­
ty much out of the busy world.
Borne of them are only an acre or
two, well elevated above the tide, whlta
others are a quarter o f a mile In diam­
eter and ruusinz from th a t up to a mile
or two 111 ledgth and »'q u a rte r op less
of tbs U-nrh In b re a d th ," M any of
them are granitic riroctureo that rise
•teeply from 20 to 11» feet, well cover-
id w ith rich soil, through which small
fresh w ater streams hurry to tho sea.
which they reach s ft r r flowing over
hwiched of glistening cnlcareooa «and
that are begirt by coral reef«, which
(an a «rails about tbs lelantla
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operations in
writing, billing or Statistical work
are accompKshed from the key­
board of the light running, easy
a&ion Model 10 (Visible)
Wriw far isfonasbss sa
T h e Smith Premier Typewriter
Gear Drives C u ria m
Ribbon Conlfolko from keytiood
Vanshlt sad liaiesnal Lias Space«
Perfect Dsn Guard
psdk Spue Lover
Syracuse. N -Y . Breach., nwywiw.
W h a t would you think of *
young wan, ambition« to become
a lawyer, who should surround
h iin arif with a medical utmoa-
pliere and «pend hl» time reading
medical book«? aak» OriaonHwett
Harden, in Success, in» you think
he would ever become a great
law yer by following «uch a couraei
Mo, he muat put himself into a law
atmosphere, where he can abaorfc
it and be steeped in it until be is
attuned to the legal note,
H<
must be grafted into the legal
tree so th at he can feel its sap cir
culating through him.
B ow long would it take a young
man to become ■nccesaful who
puts himself in to nn atmosphere
of faUnre and remains In It anti)
be is soaked to saturation with
tbs id e a l How long wocW It take
a man who depreciates himself,
talks of failure, walks like a full-
ure, and dresses like a failure—
who is always complaining of tb*
insurmountable difficulties iq his
way, and whose every step is on
the road to failu re— how long
would it take him to arrive at the
success goal? fW ould anyone be
lieve in him or expect him to win?
The m ajority of failures began
to deteriorate by doubting or de­
preciating themselves, or by los
ing confidence In their own ability.
The moment you harbor doubt
and begin to lose faith in yourself,
you capitulate to the ci. my.
Every time .y o u acknowledge
weakness, ineQciency, or b n ’: of
ability, you weaken your s I f con­
fidence, and th at is to undermine
the very foundation of all achieve­
ment.
’ So long as you carry around o
failu re atmosphere, and radiate
doubt and discouragement, you
w III be a fuilure. Turirabont face,
cut off all currents of fail
ure thoughts, of discouraged
thoughts. Itoldly face your goal
with a stout heart owl a deter­
mined endeavor, and yon w ill find
that things w ill change for you;
but you must see a new world be­
fore you can live In It. I t is to
what yoa see, to w hat you believe,
to what you straggle incessantly
to attain, that you will approxl
mate,
and look in the glass—you will see the effect—
Yoa can’t help puckering—it makes you pucker
to think of tasting i t
By the us« of s o . called cheap Baking
Powders you take this puckering, injurious Alum
right into your system—you injure djgestion,
and ruin your stomach.
AVOID ALVH
G ently crack the shell o f tha whelk,
for you w ill find I t almost Impossible to
extract the occupant allvs otherwise,
and yon w ill ses w h a t yoa may be par­
doned for supposing t miniature lob-
«ter, but which In reality belongs to an­
other distinct specie»—namely, the her­
m it crab, I ’agurus bernbardus. Wheth­
er be has obtained occupancy by fores
of arms or merely throagh decease of
the original tenant la o moot point, but
R ll a hottie er eontri"
uh > -w
water asd let it stand tv
hours; > the first supposition Is highly probable,
aa bs Is a most belligerent little eas­
:»i;;.he»ithV condi-
terner.
.,
An amusing Scene may be witnessed»
" c o n of the kid-
by placing several hermit crabs depriv­
reys; if It rtainz ed of their shells In an ordinary soup
your linen it to
plate, w ith a little sea w ater and soma
evidence of kl<F
r.ey trouble; too empty »bells—few er shells than crabs.
irequent .desire to The lighting and struggling to secure
pass It or pein In houses Is ludicroiia In the extreme. One
the back to also may be seen almost successful In moor­
opnvtnclrg proof that the
blad­ a shell, which, by
ing kidneys
himself « id w ithin
der a n nut of orocr.
the way. Is effected by means of the
W h * l to J>e.
shelly plates at the extrem ity o f bis
Thera la comfort in the knov ledge te
soft and twisted tall, when another
Often expressed. 1'iat Dr. Kiltncr’s 5> amp-
Roct, the great »ulney itvr.edy fulfills every seises him by the nsps o f the neck, as
wish ui curing rheurr.alism, ,-ain In the It were, and he Is dragged reluctantly
feacli, kidneys, liver, tladdor and ev try part forth. T bs evlcter still bolds him strug­
of the urinary passage. It corrects InsbiMty gling a t claws* tongtb, and not until he I
{e hold water and scalding pain In passing himself Is safely eosconced docs bs re -,
It, or b«d effects following use of liquor. Uuquiah his grasp.- Chambers’ Journal.
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whw>t bser; s -iu v c ro o rr.u that unpleasant
neoesilty t f W ing co-r.reliod to go often
tu rin r 4 » day, and to got up many tim et
the r.lgbt. The ir-lid and tho «trir»
-jroinary t i U « cl S w a m p -R o o t Is coos
-ca lled
It stands the h iyh< * for its wore
Jerful cure» of the m od u.abes* -.g cases.
If you need a medicine y ou abound have the
.beat, Scid hy A U lg M lItS O u -o n d il. tries.
You > vay have a -ample bottle ef this
vonrferi',.'
dlsqeycr/
and aJrO0'< that ' ti,iU W * ;a ^ fa ^ p iU
•nors aBoj; It, both
tboolutsly rise by m all,
-
sddrc cs Or. KUmsr A
&>«, nt a—*«, a « *
Z o„ B ingham ton. N . Y . When »thing msa-
tion rsajlng thisgeosrous M lrr in this pop«
Royal ia made from pure, refined Grape Cream of T artar-C osts more
than Alum but you have the profit of quality, the profit of good health.
T h » D e lle f l a a DesrIL
A maidservant belonging to one of
the women's colleges bod been out
w ith her lever without leave from her
mif-irvee and was returning late along
my road, at the top o f which lived the
lamented ITofesaor NeUh sUp. Now.
the latter had a large yellow dog that
took-the usual ennlpe dt light In seeing
cats scatter and flee. ami. the better to
ponni-e on them when th e y were
stralthlly crossing the s'.reet. be would
perch himself on the lop of tbs pro­
fessor'« garden well, surroundtd and
half hidden In the foliage. As the tru-
• tit m sldservnot passed beneath him
he caught eight of a cat In the middle
s f the road slid, making a spring a t IL
collided w ith her and knocked her
dd'TfT Fli<! p te trd t r r s e tf cp s nd ran
serf-utnlug home, almost mad w ith ter-
ror. I eeauae, os s lit «ild. tho devil hud
jumped on her back and thrown her
down.—luternstloual Monthly
R a v s Coe ra p e .
You most have courage, my hoy. Ns
m ailer what Imnd of circumstances o r
«»»w inriiiHrrm
t Issrtstus'l vr« Bjjn!'—
rtVVislt .fc « l VOtl« « If .»»wt
my
DOC TOR.
aay conao.nrfion e«
cured. N atu re alotv»
do M
, i t awwda balp.
M IM I IS I M il s m v
N othing ha« ever equalled i t
Nothing can ever surpa«» it
Dr. King’s
New Discovery
A Perfect t
For AH Throat
and
T,ung Trouble«.
C ure:
M«n»y hack I IVIt fsns. Tr.al « o « lM r e » .
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purpose Is right you w ill sueeerd. I,lfs
Is a bountiful thing. .T h e chance to
fight Is a great blcsalng. No matter
bow bard the «Ituathm may seem, keep;
an dclng rig h t bravely face the future,
set your standard blah, work and w a ij,'
h» patient and th a n k fu l sod you w ill
win. Y ob may never be rick sa tbs
wia-ld goes—not rich In money or rich
In pow«r—bot you uiay be rich In the
Uiow hdgc of the truth that you have!
u-i <ls tbv best o f yonr cfcsnos to bs a
nmn. Don’ t nrt yonr standard by tb s ,
men who have achieved gnsst wealth. |
T h a t Is nothing compared to tbs riches
that belong to him wbs baa struggled
te enlarge sad ennoble tbs circle of,
Ufa In Which he to c a s t f ik n lsMita»
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OLE DAN.
Q » lt » b lc k a S .
There is nn old raftsman on tho Sus­
quehanna river who&v proud' boast it la
th a t he has never been whipped in a
fight. This moans a good dc»l, for the
stnnly ralts.-ncn are »11 splendid speci­
mens.
Fight» over the most triv ia l
matters are of dally occurrence.
“Ole
D a o ? as he la called, says the New
Yo rk Journal, has now grown very
feeble and rhoutnatlc. b at he la never
tired of recounting his exploits os a
lighter when he was a young man.
T he old fellow always stoutly affirms
that he has never been licked, but after
a good deal of prenf ing he can some­
times remember that be once came
very near being srmudly thrashed.
"Yea, sir, the nearest I came to be­
ing whipped was over tw enty years
ago. I was carting a lead of logs up to
the m ill one powerful hot <l«y In Au-
g ust
The sun was «s hirt tax fit to
sizzle your bruin«. As 1 was goln'along­
side of a wood which threw n shadow
Just h alf way across the road I m et a
man in a buggy coming straight a t ms.
“ ‘T urn out.'ses he.
“ ‘T o rn ont into the sun yourself? sea
I.
Bimeby we came to blows.
"W e fit till the sun w ent down and
then I turned out.”
"Oh, you did tuns out for him then,
Dan?"
"Yes, when the sun w ent down the
shadow was all over the road. I didn't
earn then. T h a t was the nearest X ever
came to being whipped.”
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E X P E N S IV E N O N C H A L A N O E .
w it h » H » n « r y U ir L
A certain young man living on the
North side went out to call the other
cvcn^ig upon a young woman ot his ac­
quaintance whom he especially de­
lighted to honor.
He was quite a
young inan, says the Chicago Tribune,
and his experience w ith florist» hod
been neither deep nor varied. I t oc-
eurrC(1 £o him, Itowever, on Oils pfcrOe-
nlnr eTtnlng
„top Bt a flower m ir­
and choose some blossoms tor
tbc pn-tty girl towards whose home he
was wending his way.
“ Give me a buuuh of rosea,” he said,
tirelessly, to the man of nosegays-
“ Yes, sir; how many, please?” ,- « « •
“ O, a couple of dozen or so."
T - - . — ----------- a . . . w,,re ready.
and the purchaser was feeling in his
vest pocket for a two-dollar h ill to pay
for them. “ How ranch?" he asked be-
; v r >H 5i
WORD FÜLLT EXPLAINER.
Back fro m the day’» hard w ork la the
w heat a d d the dlscontentsd p a rts '
sart down to interview the youagass
who was home from college in quest e f
a b rief vacation end more cash, nr
tales the Kansas City Star. ’
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“ I do aot comprehend the n x a n ii
of many w ord, which hove eppeeer*.
In your letters," complained the pa
pent. “ F o r tnetsrtce. in your last .»
te r yoa w ro te «hl»: ’ Financial fcerfcn
are on the blink again? I romprebeu
■the b lin k ;’ th a t to what your sduc*
tion Is up to date, b at ’betitaea' la 1 m
yond me. R x p ltin .”
T h e young men smiled a superb
am the sad gracefully lighted a ttntet!
stgsnrMn. Hat »aid:
_.*‘ 'Bss»tze«’ If a new word in the kin
gauge and ess be » « d «1 a enbatltui
foe a ll the o th er words, or, rather
I t la a »word whirl« may he used toe
press the usleeree In it» in f nil« »
tlrs ty and la talnute d etail; anytkli
r«nd everything, separately or ft
gather, la ’heail-zea’ T he ffetpow
■;
•bealt-e»«’ Is to relieve monotony o ' •
tion la the elassfcs of the h it ure “
‘•Thna the reform er w ill p r o f
against the' 'bssltzes’ o f polltia .
abiuet historian« w ill allude to the g
ancient Romen ‘beaitzee’ o f Julie
Caesar; the poet w ill sing the aw«»....,
‘heeltzea* of the- springtim e, even
paraon w ill m inister to ihe spir-
■besltwa' of hia flo c k -a ll the ear!
entities In lite ra tu re , edecee. re!le: n
and a rt «111 be known aa the la te '1'
tual 'b e .lt'» *? But th a t is not all."
"You don't e a y l"
“ ‘Besttres' are also people and
things. For instance, in your distin­
guished person you represent my own
parent’ll " -»«it»»».’ Ila ! h a !”
“In d e e d !”
“ A nd y o u are ’beeltsea’ in a genera1
tense.”
"A m I T *
“ You eat ’bssltzes? d rin k ‘besktse»'
and ertxage In ’beaitnea? Merely ‘be-
arizes* comprises all the ’beeitae»;’ and
M is very odd •beeitzes'thstyoush.vl'-
be the ’beeitree' tinder the rem ark«b'
‘bearizeal’ H a l h a l”
The yonngmnn laughed tfproarou»!
fo r he wea tickled by the fun he ws-
having w ith the old man. As the 1»'
ter roe* to answer the dinner ball h<
remarked:
“ You needn't go back to theteollege
I don't believe you are Just ent out
fo r the classical 'bealtre»,’ You aan
report fo r more a p p ro p ria te ’beatt ?
In the w h e a t field w ith the res* s f n-
, a t four a. m. to-m orrow ."
It need scarcely be told that in
the pipes of long ago each featber
appended to the stem represent,
an enemy slain. I f one doubted
the record of the w ar eagle feat >
era the w a rrio r then showed ti.
scalps of the enemy, which w<
kept as a sort of sacred prool
hia woid. Much pipes were use
only on occasions of peace fi&d
war. Speaking roughly, saya Out
ing, the best p'i«es of eastern
tribes were in molded clay, the
best of th e western tribes in slate
pipestonc taken from the famous
quarry west of the Mississippi,
before the great bufialo and ante­
lope bunts, when herds of game
were driven into a pound or in­
closed area of snare«, it was cus­
tomary for the Indians to whiff
the incense of propitiation to the
spirits of the animals about to he
slain, explaining th at only the de­
sire for food compelled the In d i­
ana to k ill and th at the hunt was
the w ill of the. M aster.of Life, or
“Master of the Roaring W inds,”
who would compensate the ani­
mals in the next world. The pipes
used for this ceremony usually
show the figure of an anim al. Oth-
eis show Ihe figures of Indians
with locked hands. This typifies
a vow o f G iiw ’ nhip to he term in­
ated onfv by death. It \vns usu­
ally between in: n. but iom etim es
between a mar« and a wr.in.-tu, in
which case the p la to n ic t end not
m ly pr.-i-liwicd hut forbade the
very p<«:’:-ii.ij.y ' of marriage.
A fte r that w lo «hill! say that the
stolid Indian hits no vein Of senti­
ment in bis nature?
One of the most curious pipes
I have seen I bought from a Cree*.
" " " " " " 171^ " • S v a .jiw c oou
in Indian eai viog« and woven
work are not without meaning,
V jg h llllg M is fa h Could read a le-
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florist's assistant, w ith w hat his hear-1 btaarrv noiri- mgs. There were the
er said afterw ard seemed diabolical j circular linos, hoilow down, meaa-
. in« cloud»; the «loss, nu-naina tho
roses th a t v.cro reventy-flve sente
ppiece. Hut, as haa boon said, be was
vary t ™« ™* »
very serious thing to go down before
th a t flower clerk, so he paid hw
money and took his bouquet, “ and,”
he saya, "1 spent tbs next tamr
s
h7 „
’.„ k
« a --
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; ty p e «? i “ ar»t, g it h
.
!»« b r a n c h «
overshsdowiag the naliona; the
w ary line, algnffving w ater; tba
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arrow , war. The ordinttry Indian
ran read a trib a l song or chroaiele
f rom obscure drawings on the fa r *
’? • : r k. ”
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