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T h e census bulletin on printing and
Thene to a man ia New Y o rk - - a
F rooehme r , of ooume—wiio devotee hl* publishing in the United S u tos dur-
artiatle fingers and brain la d e ftly ar­
ranging the wings o r flowers in hie
customers’ bonnets and hats or io drap­
ing the long tulle veil that envelopes
the blasting bride« o f the eeaeuo. A
recent visit to the Frenehmaate studio
taught uo many things hith erto un­
known la our philosophy of slothes.
Our rin g waa answered by atm mU page
ia Usery, who e e h s ril ue into a boon-
tifa liy artistic roem, w ith rare U te 61
la arranging • w ing ia Mme. Aerior
b ill’s bon Bet .
You w ait. Your cab wait»—a t New
Yo rk prieea
When your patleaer is
almost exbaueted and ycu feci the;
. Dutch furniture end old brasses are
bu‘, small compensation fo r a waning
S L A V ! T O COLOR FREAKS. afternoon, Mr. Le Blanc enters—a typ­
ical little Frenchman in very Eaglieh
X n a H a rd ly Known H is Own W ife , clothes. When monsieur finds «mute,
H e r Appearance Changes
molselle wishes several kata and fa r a
trouaeefui hie interest increase« per­
An Often.
ceptibly.
We are conducted in to a
T m glad rm n o t-m y wife.” said little , apnrtmoaf hung w ith seductive
th e dyspeptic, ne h e settled down to m irrors and softened lights, where even
hie Hygienic loncboua o f rare roast Medusa herself would And a beet wing
beef, creamed oaoas and boiled rice,” bonnet. We arc soon deep in the mys­
relates the Philadelphia Record. " I’d teries of deciding and buying dear to
be dead. I t I were. I h are trouble a w seuc'« heart, but stiU dearer wbew
we «sand s email fortune tied In a d e -
enough keeping attro ae It to.
F aeer the shape I ’d be bi If I had lierane little bow. A fte r several selec­
to change m y upotri—I mean my color tion« were made, monsieur, rtewiog
— *s adten as ftck:o fashion dictates. w ith an artistic eye ever) turn o f the
W hy, I've forgotten what color my bead and droop of a feather, asked who
w ife originally wan, she's undergone would adjust mademoiselle's ceil. Upon
no many beauty transformations. And her replying, the modiste who marie her
gown— “MajUmoieelle le ra th e r fe r­
now she's got to do k again
“A friend juat back from the other tile ,” eaid monsieur; “ w hat to the
•tde baa toM her, that though red height o f the geallem ae mademoiselle
W ith a ring o f pardon­
h air emit io nee to bo- the proper caper, w ill w edf”
f t aerot now be backed up by green able pride m y little bride replies:
eyas and n dead white akin. The hair “Quite «In feet." Monsieur throws up
nnd « U a are easy enough, hut area my bis head« in horror.exclaim ing; “ Msde-
w ife to a little afraid o f the beauty motoellc would go up ae stole looking
opaelaUst who to willing to undertake like one mushroom cr one ty in g hy-
ena." Appalled by such a frig h tfu l
•o make bar eyes look green.
’T here's Just one grain of comfort prediction, my little friend eaak Into a
In tt nil for mo tkongh she achieve choir and implored moneieur to save
th e gnMM hkla. the «men eyes and the her from such a tote. 8he w m placed 1
red hair, * w fji not xlve her a tem- In front o f a m irro r and swathed in 1
gerem eat to correspond. I shall yet folds of w hite satin, while monsieur 1
••J o y the toodteum of peace tt to In studied the effects of I’ghta and shades. *
The necessary folds of white tnllv were 1
her capricious nature to allow me.”
then draped by moostioZ» skilled 1
Angera around a tiny cornet o f orange 1
blossoms, and caught w ith a white *
aigrette w ith the dexterity bora only
COCK FIGHT, of a Frenchman and » genius.—Chi- 1
oago Chronicle.
a
*T h e breeding of blooded game cocks,
gee the Mexican m arket mainly, to ax
i * * * ^ * “1” *1 ,B<1,wtrT " ,n South Caro-
**'*’ • sporting man, reports
«he Charleston <8. f t ) News. “O f re-
■•»•t year» the South Carolina game
cocks have become eclchrated, and
th e re are more orders standing now
th a n ssn Ire filled from (he nrvsrnt
•g a tin g onickena are raised in thia
•to te by men wl.q never fight them,
7 " d * ° me nl
"mst prominent
breeders have never wagered ■ dol­
la r on any of th e ir birds. They raise
the champions for jh e profit to be de-
rtred from sales. Cock-fighting now
to not so-enmmon in t£iis state aa It
tons form erly. Accordtbg to dm laws
Of South Carolina a main cannot be
Cendnrted w ith in four mile« of a
Church or schoolhouse. Ten-Mile hilt
I t was eight or nine years ago, and
the cars containing the animals were
unloaded near the ('anal street freigh t
house, says the Providence Journal.
The animals were guided across Ex­
change place- by attendants, and the
elephants went along very peaceably.
They hadn’t gone a great dtotanee,
however, when Jutnbo'sfback began
to Itch. The big elephant tried to reach
the place w ith hia tru n k, b ut d kln ’t
manage to. So he stepped from the
line and looked for some suitable place
against which to rub bis bock. There
w ere tw o objects in right—a big flag­
staff and Paddy Burns* shanty, which
stood in the rear o f the T hree Ones*
fire station.
Jntnbo picked out the
shanty, and by £he tim e he bad re­
lieved hia feelings things inside were
upside down, and the building had
nearly been removed from Its founde-
tions and shoved Into the water.
Paddy B ains looked for a lawyer,
and found the late Ambrose E. West.
The attorney issued a w rit and gave
i t to a deputy sheriff, w ith instructions
to attach Jumbo. Tbc eflicer present­
ed the ¡» p e r to the treasurer of the
circus anil then took up a position
near the elephant, but out of the roach
of the swing of his trunk.
The b ill for damages wan promptly
settled, but the.officer said afterword
th a t if the animal had decided to w alk
away he hadn’t any idea bow be could
hare proceeded to enforce the law by
compelling him to remain.
FRENCH
BOUGHT HSR 0WW RIWGS.
I t occasionally happens th a t the
rin g a g irl receives aa an engagement
token ia fa r from mibable to her ideas
b f what sueh a thinh should be. One
young woman, k o w fte r, w ill hare no
free to blame but hferaelf i f the rin g
she wears ia h o t saQafactory, fo r ah«
bought It heraalf, ahye the Chicag.
O ro n ic le . Her Amide lived in ■ email
Ooutbern town, where there ts not
th e wide variety o f diamond rings
from which to arleet th a t on« finds
Ja a elty: therefni-J- I t wee decided
«hat when the young woman ram«
Worth she should ehohae her own r in g ,
i And she did. - She brought w ith her
• g°"dly sum of moqey—her fiance's
money, of eourae—and when she
reached Chicago she repaired in haste
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of the big shops and w it«
much care selected
solitaire th a t
suited her.
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i None of the .cirrus guessed, of
oourae, th a t the girt W ith the flushed
obeeke was buying |h e circlet th a t
WM
seal her vngagbanent. but she
waa. and she puM bectori i t 4» a buari
weaolikv way. aeeneedPeMWelpt.-faU
toft the shop amlliaffl and probably
Bettor eattefled w ith Urn b it o f jewel­
ry than she would hare been i f her
gffienced had bought It himself.
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T h e F i f t y D a lly
J O U R N A L !» !* .
N e w a p a y e e e P< F o r te s a d
'y K ' i
ui-l-eailhy condi-
*“ ff the y e a r 1000 furnisbea a good
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V ,ton * • •*“ It'd-
summary w herew ith to judge the
, I t »«»»I * "
«aat ex te n t of the newspaper buai-
1°'” **"en it is
W fri \ r Y f l ~ J / w
evkI" c* ° f ktd-
neae In thia country. More than a
-¿hJL \ l / ff' f.. L-+b ***7 trouble; loo
thoiMand m illion pounds 0 / paper
T T L - ^ Z / i ’ y i J » « F « * desire Io
were used to run o ff the various la-
•■ •a , and a daily paper waa supplied
to ea^h flva inhahitaata in the whole
lead, w hile a w eekly o r m onthly
reached each tw b Inh aU tau ta, states
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W hat to be.
the Baltim ore News.
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There is comfort in the knowledge so
\ A feature of the rep o rt is an ex­ often expressed, that D r. Kilm er’s s X n p .
tended account o f the operations of Reot, the great kidney remedy fulfills every
the Associated Press, showing the wish in curing rheumatism. ,Mln in the
| g re a t development of news-gathering took, kldnpys, liver, tlsdder and every part
of the urinary passage. It c o n --;., Insbt.;; -.-
I methods during the past tw o de-
ic hold water and scalding rain In cassias
| cades. Almost the entire chapter on It. or bad eifects followtr« use of liquor*
' uewe-gatheriug organisations is de- wine or beer, end overcot.xs that unpleasant
| voted to a history and detailed de- necessity cl being compelled to go often
1 scriptina o f the w ork o f the Associat­ ■hiring «he day, and io get up many times
ed Press, which, the report says, was A t .,g the right. The mild and the « t r a -
the feeding organization in 1S80 and orulnary effset 01 S w am p .R < x* is soon I
now “ia fa r in the lead 0 / the news- rcaiUed. It stands the highest for its won- I
gathering
organizations
of
the derful cures of the most distressing case».
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'T '4*0*'’« X’ « should have the
United Stales.’’
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heat. Sold by c.uggisi, b 50c. and «1. sizes.
The report says th a t the Associat­
dorfujy
bottl*
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ed Press now has about 700 merabera.
more than h alf o f which are a fte r­
noon dailies, and 1erres about 2.500 more about it. both cent
daily and weekly papers ia addition. absolutely free by mail,
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Most o f the papers served are in tbs address Dr. Kilmer & w .^ . ,7 1 '
Co.,
Binghamton.
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United States, but there are 50 or
more in Caaada, Mexico. Caba and 1 Hon reading I me generous offer in this pap*.
Porto Mica. In its reg ular aews serr-
ice the Associated Press now uses
»341 miles o f leased wfre by day and
*0 ,4 « miles by night.
The unnua)
reveuues derived fro m assessments
! For P artridge, Wood­
cock, Squirrel or Rabbit
Shooting the
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Irish Cobler, Extra early variety
Pride of Mnitaomah
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Early Rose
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1. STEVEW ARKS
& TOOL COMPANY
T h e se e d w e offer w a s g ro w n b y S e e d P o t a t o S p e c ia ls
a n d are th e b e s t se e d o b t a in a b le . G o o d s e e d m e a n s larj
c r o p s o f b e tte r p o ta to e s— d o n ’t p u t
o f b u y in g y o u r seed
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Alwcy i
the Ftril Warns
B gggt lv e g r o s s o
Cures a Co! i
ési Oae ]>£/, Grq> ¡a JXvc*
8poknne.—A bill has been before the
legislature affecting the ownership pi
Soap tak e , upon w hich the state lands
border. A recital of wbat can be ac­
complished fpr the afflicted of body by
the uae of the waters reads like a pat­
ent mediclno advertisement:
For instance: I t w ill cure scrofula,
rheumatism, stomach troubles, kidney
diseases, corns and bunions, stop fait
ing hair, cure mange and take grease
spot« out of clothes.
A widow baa a homestead on one
portion of the shore and 1 m s a well
w ithin a few feet of the lake shore
that furnishes pure, clear water. The
water in the Jake has a very soapy,
saline teats, not unlike that of Epsom
•alts
When the surface of the water
to stirred by a breeze, the waves churn
up foam end froth, which plies up on
the lee shore, sometimes two feet high.
One of the principal salts In the wa-
te’’ M said to be found In no other wa­
ters, so far ne known, w ith one ex
ceptIon, and that to in one of the fa­
mous health resorts of Europe. The
lake has no o utlet
In addition to Ita medicinal proper­
ties the water to remarkably cleansing, j
An engine driver. It is said, could Jump
Into the lake with his worst overalls
on nnd come out looking ns though be
had a new s a lt
/ M l necessary o p e ra tio n s m
w r itin g , b illin g o r Statistical w o r k
a re a cco m p lish e d fro m th e k e y ­
b o a rd o f th e lig h t ru n n in g , easy
a & io n M o d e l 10 ( V is ib le ) -
BIGGEST SQUASH.
X n . Out., H a n flurpaasas H ie
orld ’a F a ir Record of 1803
by Larger CreaUon.
Goderich, OnL—The biggest squ all
The Parle prose comprises nearly 50 • r e r raised haa been produced by W ll
daily newajiapers, the aggregate not liam Warnock, of Goderich. It weighs
having varied greatly d aring the last «03 pounds, and when picked was for­
ten years. Most of these are sold for warded to the world's fair at St. Louia,
one sou. An extremely lim ited number to be admired in the closing days of
to nold for two sous, and two or three that big show.
When the world s fa ir waa held In
only for three eons, o r a little leas than
three halfpence. I t to hardly neees- Chicago Mr. Warnock sent a « t — h
•a ty to any, b y way o f preltdiinary that weighed 366 pounds, but ia 1«»8
bbat his own record by raising an-
eomnient, th a t« doxen really able jo u r­
* el« hod
nals would h« better supported nnd ^ “ ra .
l * t t e r aerie the toterento o f the public. pounds, and e o o last year’s big squash
pounds W hile Mr.
The French people, taken aa a mass, beau this by
bare m tto money, says the Kottoual Re­ W arnock h competitor! charge that ha
view, to pay for the gratification of the has some aeeret process of getting re-
small amount of literary toato«beY-poe- ■ulu la aquasb raising, be attributos
seee. The novelist. Zola. deotofM to aa bto sueceaa to liberal w atering
" • sorrowfully ad m lu that he has '
Interview a few months ago th a t rm
tried peculiar ways of giving aim to
»lews and magaxinra like thore of Eng
' land and America would not find in ■ »gnash, but he is now satisfied to«* the
| I ranoe a sufficient number o f readers • » ly thing that w ill Increase the else
of squeeh must come out of the vine.
to ju s tify th eir publication. ' » z'
The Reroe dea Deux Monde» is sup­ rh .
r
? • m"” , r t , u ” ,pp°rt fro»
ported by the professional lite ra ti, the the natural roots.
learned professions and an aristocracy
of b irth and money. I t to rarely Been
outside these eireles. Even the hand-
soirta arid readable llluatratcd news-
l»pero, soch ah the Uluatratlon ami
Monde Iliustre, hare o nly a «».«n
circulation, confined prlnaipnlly to the
cafes, though the lite ra ry m atter they
contain la generally of an elevated char
ecter and <-epeolally*h<topted fog fam ily
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