The Port Orford tribune., March 08, 1916, Image 1

*
I O IO ,
THE OVD T U N E .
fflo MM a CUm Cau. tori
— ■—-
« . m t«t»ty w ash a t s ta rin ' « 4 t t a r 'i
a n f i.’S r » ” a * s a r S r m u a ls ,it's a t o r i e a a
•a rw « » 7
»**»
Q u ite U s k s ri.
T h a r « la m o M
on the «to-
q u e h a n n * r iv e r w h o s e p r o o i l buasA i t ia
For "Partridge, Wood*
eock, Squirrel or Rabbit
Shooting the
t h a t h a h a a r a t e r b o ss whipped ia a
Q b t
T h i» m e s a s a go od d e a l, f a r t h e
__ s t a r d y r e tts m e n a r e a l l s p le n d id sp c c i-
r * kaoir •’OM Hundred" tress a Be, I
- reckon. but 1 r iia e e _____
DRAUGHT
STOCK »nd
P O U LTR Y
M E D IC IN E
d lgastteo t o a perfect a o a d itio o .
P ro m in e n t A m e ric a « breeders aad
farm er« keep th e ir herds a a d ducks
Ä 5 J S » j f t y w s
and
P o u ltry
M e d ic in e
in
" ‘• « “S o L n ^ . y ^ t .
Flghte over the must triv ia l
B a t (b a te ia or.s a m o a * 'a a a -tb a fll putka a i r
pulses chim e.
-
*•»
“* "T'>nbaa rx>e«l>a“ a n d I*«
with yar «vary Urns.
|
T h e re ’s som sthlu1 la Its enappy dash th a t
™
m a t t e r * a r e o f d a ily o c c u rre n c e .
“ O la
D a n ," a a h a ia c a lle d , s ay s t h e M e w
Y o r k J o u r n a l, h a a n o w g r o w n v a r y
w#
rheumat,Ci b e t ha ia Barer
t ir e d o f r e c o u n tin g U b e x p lo its a a a
” • T ,B fc M
‘a J u u 7 a « n » a
T h a re 'a som ethin' In Ila life and co t h a t t h a t h e h a a n e v e r b e e n lle lra d , b u t a f t e r
t h r ill! y ar through and through
I a g o o d d e a l o f p re en in g h a c a n a e m e -
An<*
* * th * ° W I U m e * re m e m b e r t h a t h e o n c e c a m e
U n til y a r w a n t te r te ll the O a r S rw a v to '
there sublim e:
,
• T v s h a rke d to 'Y a n k e e Doodle- a ad r n
w ith y e r every U m a.“
IP s w h at they play e d a t T a r k to w a w h en
C o ra w a llls m et hie check.
I f a w h a t they sung In triu m p h on th e
“ Constitution*® dock,
“ ^ t h . " ^ “
A n d rune a t a p p o m e ttO T -ro u n d the fam oua
api-te-tree:
*■ *
W t,U ' '
“ * • ' * * * “ < • ° ® n d ly
be -
“ Y e s , s ir , th e n e a re s t I c a m e t o b e -
i n < w h ip p e d w a a o v e r t w e n t y y e a rn
j a g o . I w a a c a r t in g a lo a d o f lo g e u p to
th e m i l l o n e p o w e r f u l h o t d a y i a A n -
‘ goat
T h e su n w a a « -s h in in g f i t t o
« U d e v o u r b ra in s . A n I w s a g a in ’ a lo n g -
«»Han
« » n ju l whidth t h r e w n tthndow
r S
l i f
t ^ ^ d
|
m a n ia a b u g g y c aen iag s t r a ig h t a t m a .
c ‘T o r n n u t.' a m ha.
“ - T u r n o u t in t o t h e a u n y o u r s e lf ,1 M S
Children’s Gum Boots $ 1 .7 6
Duck'Boots
4 .9 6
wish in curing rheum atism, ,-tain in the
beak, k id n e y s liver, bladder and ovsry part
of the urinary passage. It correct« Inability
«0 h eld w ater a nd m aiding pain la passing
It, s r bad affects «Blowing use o f Bquor.
wine o r bear, ead c V SSj f to m that unpleasant
necessity o f being e n m p e lM to go often
lu rin g 4 « day. aad to get up m an y times
r i- r l- g the night. Th e m ild and the a itra -
Yukon ”
L STEVENS ARMS
■ ururfa COMPANY
wwrisl N fvt
A TOOL
JLMick ” Leather side 5 .9 6
th e ir
o f th is m edicine ferns hie d e a l«
a a d hasp W e steak in rigorous
health fa r weeks. Dealers gener­
a li v keep H la c k -fira o ffh t Stuck and
P o u ltry M e d to ia Ä
I f your» dass
a r i , samt Uh cents for a «aiuole
eaa to th e m a n u fa e ta rs n . Tu e
C hattanoug» M edicin e C a.. O kot-
•
-
' Ï
e tr
« •» ’
«• w- n i t t o
<
« Al»»rth'. fn i^ ro n ittip a i
a b o m that
o about tt, both 1 ■ *n t|
rlu ts tv fra o b arn
ram D r. K Um ar I t
Tf f
r
r-
».
6 96
Meu’s Rubbers
.9 0
Ladies R abbess
‘‘*9$
Childrens Rubbers
.6 6
,
C f c C x r r e c o r d n> c h it s , ‘.tie- I -
teBeu tiuhh i n im u t a i» 1« n i n f a » > ir n f a k « M b S rifa » —-■— -
,Mood »bar«wpar'l a poses*'-« ifeerlt ■<»
know a to any nthnr M E D I C I f I
B e p re h e n a lh la .
1 da n e t Uke the act« pome folba
P e rfo rm w ith fa r too little r a r ity .
N o r can I cherish < hrletm aa Jokes,
T h a t savor not o f tlh ila lla n c h a rity .
B u t ehicBy those remiss 1 Had.
A n d deem thotr ectlor.s reprehensible,
v i a a M u s g ry B ist.
A c e r t a in y o u n g m a o li v i n g o n th e
N o r t h s id e w e n t o u t t o « n il t h e o t h e r
e v e n in g u p o n a y o u n g w o m a n o f bin a c­
q u a in ta n c e w h o m
h e e s p e c ia lly d a -
Ugtetod, t o h o n o r. H a w a a q u it e •
y o u n g m a n , says t h e C h ic a g o T r ib u n e ,
a n d h ie e x p e rie n c e w i t h fio ris ta h a d
b e e n n e it h e r d e e p n o r v a r ie d . I t oc­
c u r r e d t o h im , h o w e v e r , o n t h ia p a r t ic ­
u l a r e v e n in g t o a to p a t a f lo w e r m e r ­
c h a n t's a n d choose to m e blosso m s f a r
t h e p r e t t y g i r l to w a r d s w h o s e h o m e h e
Alwoy» Remember the Foil NciUu
L f f i U v . g r a m o Ô “ “ »«
to eat a.ad wear”
tew • Cold ia Om Day, Grip in T wö .
I t is s u g g es te d t h a t th e R o m a n C a th o ­
MATCH-MAKING 8ECRET8.
I f f t w e re n o t gossip I w o u ld w r it e
s o m e th in g a b o u t m a tc h -m a k in g , n o t la
g e d s r a l, b u t in p a r tic u la r , n o w In te r e s t­
in g o ffle ia l niro les, w r ite s th e R p rln g -
A e l i R e p u b lic a n 's W a s h in g to n m an
T h e y la y o ffle ia l s o c ie ty is m a d e u p ol
b ro k e n sentences. W e ll , th e pieces a re
—gossip.
S v e ry body t a ’ ki^ i t , e v e r y
b o d y reads it , a n d e v e ry body scolds
• b o u t it .
W hen
th e
d h a m b e r la ln -B n d ta o tt
p o u rts h lp b e g a n , i t was b y tb e d e s ig n
a n d d e lib e ra te m a n a g e m e n t o f o th e r
pe o p le .
M r . C h a m b e r la in a n d M is s
E h d lc o t t m e t .a t th e C h in eee M in is te r 's
b e lt, a n d to o k a t u r n o r tw o , a rm -in -a r m ,
• b o u t th e b e ll room . I t waa eno u g h .
T h e i r frie n d s a t onoe b e g a n th e d in n e rs
a n d l i t t l e m a n e u v e rs , a t w h ic h M r .
, C h a m b e rla in a n d M ia s E n d ic o tt w e re In -
' v a r ia b ly guedta. T h e y ¿ e r e th r o w n to -
g r i h e r d a lly In th is w a y b y th e p eop le
w h o g lo rie d In m a k in g such * “ good
jn a to h .”
O n e hostess g a v e a lu n c h e o n to yo u n g
w o m e n and a sk e d M r . C h a m b e rla in . H e
w as th e o n ly m a n p re s e n t a m o n g tw e n ­
t y o r m o re la d les . E v e n th e huslwtnd o f
th e hostess was n o t ask.-d. I need h a rd ­
ly say t h a t M r . C h a m b e r Ia in 's s e a t a t
ta b le m a n e x t M is s E n d ic o tt’s.
A
th o u s a n d a nd o n e w e ll-p la n n e d social
a ffa irs fa vo re d an d u rg e d a lo n g th e ac­
q u a in ta n c e to fr ie n d s h ip a n d fr ie n d s h ip
i td C o u rte h ip .
' * '
I t was a ll p la in as d a y , a nd I t w as a l l
le g it im a t e , b u t n o n e th e l e u a m u s in g .
A n d n o w th e m a tc h -m a k e rs a re busy
a g a in , in th e u m e w a y , m a n a g in g a
w id o w e r a nd tw o w idow s, th e th re e v e ry
p r o m in e n t ia o ffle ia l c irc le s .
T h e g e n tle m a n , th o u g h n o t a yo u n g
p ia n , is a “g r e a t c a tc h ,’’ th e m a tr h -
. m a k e rs say, n o t o n ly o n h la o w n ac­
c o u n t, b u t because o f h is h ig h p o s itio n .
T h e la d le s w h o h a v e Just la id aside
t h e i r m o u rn in g — a n d I t w aa th e deep e s t
m o u r n in g — are a t t r a c t iv e w o m e n , one
y o u n g e r th a n th e o th e r — p erh ap s fifte e n
y e a rs y o u n g e r- T h e y a r e n o t o n ly a t-
tr s e t t v e in p e rso n a l a p p e a ran ce , b u t
b o th a re g o m e n o f f a e r ln a tln g m a n n e r.
T h e y a re n o t r fa h , h u t "are to o o o m fo rv ,
a b ly e M t o m a k e a m e rc e n a ry m a rria g e .
T h e s e n tim e n t o f lo v e w o uld h a r d ly con­
t r o l e it h e r Of th e m , fo r t h a t is w ith
t h e i r p e e k B a t t h e ir a m b itio n ia fa r
p o s itio n s a d t h e p o w e r t h a t goes w it h It .
T h e o n ly te m p ta tio n to a seeond m ar-
r ia g q ,W « u ld M M o re g a in t h e ir o l^ place
a n d p o w e r.'
The
w id o w e r a nd t b e i
ir ld e w n a r e a t a l l th e n o ta b le d in n e rs ,
n o t t h e t h r e e n t th e sam e d in n e r , h a t
t h e la d ie s U a lte rn a te s . F o r In s ta n c e ,
t h e g e n tle m a n a n d o n e o f th e la d ie s rfre
g u e e te S t a d in n e r . T h e n t h e g e n tle -
M r * . B a r g a ln g r a b --1 see t h e m sufok-
ln g Jackets a re m a rk e d ” A b a r g a in a t
K .B 0 ." W a r e th e y s e llin g U m o re ?
D e p a r tm e n t M o r e C le r k — N o . m n 'rm ;
b u t t h e y h a v e n 't been m a r k e d u p fro m
a lo w e r p ric e . lik e * m o s t o r th e C h r ia t -
s u i* th in g s , m a ' r a t
,
lic s o f C h r is te n d o m o h a ll s u b s c rib e »3,-
OOOJKO.OOO to b u y R o m e a a d a a e u r-b y
a e a p o r t t o r th e p o pe, s ay s H a r p r i 'd
W e e k ly . T h e b e lie f ia e x p re a a e d t h a t
th e I t a l i a n g o v e r n m e n t m ig h t a e ll th e
p r o p e r ty w i t h o u t s e rio u s d e t r im e n t t o
its p o lit ic a l in t e g r i t y a n d t h a t - th »
m o n e y c o u ld 1 * used to g r e a t a d v a n ta g e
In r e lie v in g I t a l y o f p a r t o f th e b u rd e n
o f h e r p u b lic d e b t. I t is n o t prop osed
to t u r n o v e r th e p r in c ip a l to th e v en d e rs,
b u t t o p lac e i t in tr u s t a n d t o p a y Its
a n n u a l p roceed« in t o th e I t a l i a p tr r n s -
n r y as lo n g aa th e pope r e m a in s a trd is -
tu rb n d in th e p a p a l t e r r it o r y .
T h e p la n in a v e ry p r e t t y o n e a n d
th e r e a re th o se w h o t h in k t h e n ra a a y
m ig h t be rain e d a n d t h a t K in g H u m ­
b e r t's g o v e r n m e n t w o u ld a p p r e c ia te
th e a d v a n ta g e s o f s och a b a r g a in , n u t
w o u ld R o m e be th e beat p u rc h a s e th e
p o |T c o u ld m a k e w i t h th e
m oney?
C h ic a g o w o u ld ta k e h im v a s tly u h e e p e r
a n d g iv e h im p o r t p riv ile g e s o n J « k e
M ic h ig a n , b u t she c o u ld n o t e n g a g e to
m a k e h<m m o n a rc h o f a n A m e r ic a n to w n ­
s h ip n t a n y p ric e . l i n t t h e r e ia C o n ­
s ta n tin o p le , a n e x c e lle n t, c it y , w fc c rf
po jie a h a v e liv e d b e fo re , f u l l o f r e a d y ­
m a d e c h u rc h e s b u ilt b y C h r is tia n » a n d
n e a r ly r ip e n o w f o r re c o n a e c ra tio n .
C o n s ta n tin o p le seem s lia b le t o com e
in t o th e m a r k e t a n y d n y . I f th e pope
c o u ld b u y I t o f th e s u lta n t h a t w o n h i l>e
a d eni w o r t h s u tia c rib in g to a n d w o r t h
t u r n i n g a page o f h is to r y t o re c o rd .
operations m
writing, billing or statistical w ork
are accomplished from tbe key­
board of the light running, easy
adion M odel 10 (Visible)
m y soul. M ia n A m y , I n e v e r proposed to
a g i r l lie fo # » !*" H he— “ I b e lie v e y o u ;
; u h 1, f o r y o u r o w n zafco, I ' l l see t h a t y o u
n r w r i t e I t a g a in " ‘- B r o o k l y n I.If e .
W h e n a m s n b> s tru c k b y C u p id 's d a r t
lie l.rrn ih h w lik e (lie lie llo o n sleeves o f
tb e b ic y c le g i r l ; i t is o n ly w h e n he Is
paaawd b y b y th e l i t t le h u n t e r t h a t be is
aa self-p o e -e s se d aa a w e ll-a te r c h e d
f o u r - p ly c o lla r .— B oston T r a n s c r ip t .
F u d d y — “ B u t d o n ’t y o n t h in k t h a t
B e n d e r ia a t e r r ib le b ig o t ?" D u d d y —
" B ig o t? N o , in d e e d . W h a t p u t t h a t
In t o y o q g h e a d ? I n e v e r k n e w B e n d e r
to d is a g re e w i t h m e e it h e r in r e lig io n
o r' p r ilt ic s . W h y , ije 's th e f a ir e s t m a n
g o in g ." — B o s to n T r a n e o r ip t .
O ld F r ie n d - “ A re y o u m a k in g a ane-
ceaa a t y o u r p ro fe s s io n 1“
D r. C o rb o -
la te ( t h r o a t a p e r i a lia t j—.“O h , yeo, I t
w a s u p h ill v .o t k a t fir s t , b u t. In tb e
la n g u a g e o f th e p o e t, th a n e w h o “ c a m e
t o c o u g h r e m a in e d to s p r e y ." — Iu d ia n -
a p o lia J o u r n a l.
H e — " I a m g o in g t o p a y y o u th e h ig h ­
e s t c o m p lim e n t a m a n c a n p a y a w o m ­
a n ." S h e — •‘T h ia ia no s u d d e n ." H e —
“ I kacov I t , b u t I c a m e « w a y w it h o u t
m y , p o c k e tb o o k — eo n y o m le n d m e a d o l-
lA r d n t il to -m o r r o w ? “ — * . Y . W o r ld .
The
D e a r O ie la .— " N o w . K i t t y , le t
t h e r e h o o n s e c re t« b e tw e e n d e a re s t
frie n d s . W h s t w a s y o u r f ir s t t h o u g h t
s f t e r y o u a o -e p te d H a r o ld i s v l e r ? "
“ B o n e r t In j u n V
“ O f «m ure».“ ^ > 1 1 .
W o lla a to n 's c u rio u s d is c o v e ry w as
t h a t b y a d d in g to e ac h p a ir o f e ye s a
nose d ire c te d t o t h f r i g h t o r th e le f t ,
th e eyes lose t h e ir f r o n t d ir e c tio n , t n d
lo o k to tb e r i g h t o r le f t , a c c o rd in g to
th e d ire c tio n o f th e nose. B y m e a n s o f
a fla p r e p re s e n tin g th e lo w e r fe a tu re s
in a d if f e r e n t p o s itio n , as D r . W o lla s to n
re m a r k « , “ n lo s t lo o k o f fle v o u t abs fira c-
tlo n in a n u p lif t e d c o u n te n a n c e o f in ­
q u is itiv e a rc h a e a a in th a lo o t o f a
y o u n g e r face tu r n e d d o w n w a a fl a n d o b ­
liq u e ly to w a r d th e o p p o s ite s id e .”
•
A a b y c h a n g in g tb e d ir e c t io n o f th e
lo w e r fe a tu re « w r c h a n g e th e d ire c tio n
o f th e eyes, «nys N o te s a n d Q u e rie e . >o
b y c h a n g in g o u r p o s itio n , th e e y e o f tb e
p o r t r a it a p p a r e n t ly f a llo w s a s . U s
v e r tic a l lin e b e d r a w n t h r o u g h th o t ip
o f th e m se a n d h a l f w a y b e tw e e n th e
e yes, th e r e w i l l be tb e sam e b r e a d th ot
h e a d , o f e b c e k , o f c h in a n d o f n e c k on
each «ids o f t h ia m id d le lin e , a n d e ac h
Ir is w i l l b o In t h e m id d le o f tb e w h o le
e y e . I f w e n o w m ove to one a id e , th e
a p p a r e n t h o r iz o n ta l b r e a d t h o f e v e ry
p a r t o f t b e h e a d a a d fa c e w i l l be d i­
m in is h e d . b u t th e p a r t e on each aide o f
tb e m id d le lin e w i l l b e d im in is h e d e q u a l­
l y , a n d a t a n y p o s itio n , h o w e v e r o b liq u e ,
thes-r w i l l be t h e s a m e b n ndth o f f a r e
off eac h side o f t b e m ld d b
t i« « « tri
Ir is w i ll be in tb e eenW K H tb e s t a i r
o f th e e y e b a ll, so t h a t , b r it e » ?n. a fla t
s u rfa c e , tb e ir is w i l l b e seen f a faofflt trf
tb e p ic tu re or o b liq u e ly .
/
DOCTORS
SI ill I;S J Ml I S |t t \
N o t h in g h a a e v e r e q u a lled i t
N o t h in g e a a e v e r s n r p k t s i t
Dr. King’s
New Discovery
Perfect
f o r All Throat aa®
C u re :
Lung Troubles,
rear hash t r B «s tta T ria l B s M i l B oa