The Port Orford tribune. (Port Orford, Or.) 1892-19??, December 10, 1913, Image 1

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Newspaper Page TextPlumbei* 31 OFFICIAL DIBttCTORY, motion is HOPES BLASTED. STATS AUK DISTOICT O F U C I U : 1. U . 8. Senator»— D r . H a r r y L a n e , o f P o rtla n d and Goo, C h a m b e rla in o f S a le m . C o n g re s s m a n , F i r s t D is tric t— W illis r , U 8 T as the c.urlt a im a k ths m at fl la id down his magaxlns w ith • t - i sigh, and glanced at the tim e- piece o a th a ta b la before him . Tea o'clock, and to-m orrow was New lem . Year's day— to-m orrow , th a t would S tate T .e s s u re r— Th os B . K a y , o f S a and th is lo asty Ufa of his and take him home. H om e to tha people w h o le m . S u p t P u b lic In s tr u c tio n — L . A . A ld w ith th e dear fa ith of oeo’» own k in ■ till believed la tha gealtsa ha had e rm a n , Salem . fa iled to prove to the rest of th< State P rin te r — W illis D o n lw a y , S alem . world. H U face brightened as he p in A tto rn ey G e n e ra l— A. M , C ra w fo rd , S tate G am e W arden— W in . L . F i n Jn ty one motion is needed to e any character desired on th( com; píete, ¿traight-line, key-for-evety character keyboard of the C. H a w le y , of Salem . G v e rn o r— O s w a ld W e s t, S a le m . S e c re ta ry o f S ta t e -B e n W . O lc o tt Sa la y , S alem . S te le H e a lth O f lo e r — D r . C a lv in 8. W h it e , Safeut. . Salem. Model Ä devised C om plete, Straight L in e Keyboard and Kajr lot Every Charadm. '< , p i e r h s t a t e L o ad > 4 • J* J : T ■ * '' a d —O . O . B ro w a , . J o in t Senator f o r G o u t s a d C o r ry — L -S . S m ith . Joint R e p re s e n ta tiv e for Coos an d C u r ry — 8. P . Peirce. Jsdge,. Id Judicial DistrlSt-J. W. A H a m ilto n , Roseburg. P ro sec u tin g ^ A tto rn e y fo r C u rry C i.— W . H . M e re d ith , W e d d e rb u rn . U. 8.’ C o m m issio n ers— H . T . S te w a rt r u n u rro ra . o o cm ty ~ # 7— o rrio a a a . C o u n ty J u d g e — W . A . W ood, G o ld beach o o a ty Com missioners— D . Coleg rove. G o ld B e a c h ; Oeo C henow eth, L a n g lo is , s h e riff— G. H . B n ile y , G o ld B eac h . County Clerk—Joh u B: Btannard, G old B each. County Treasurer—Frank Caughell W e d d e rb u rn Aseeaeor—W m . T o lm s n , H a r b o r . School S u p t.— Geo. W . S m it h , G o ld B eac h . Surveyor— I . C au g h ell J r ., G o ld Beach C ir c u it C o u rt m eets F o u rth M o n d a y In A u g u s t o f each y e a r. C o u n ty C om m le s io n s » C o u r t m eet« firs t W edn esd ay tu J a n u a ry , A p r il, J u ly and S eptem ber of each yeas. P ro b ate C o u rt m eets firs t M o n d a y iu ••acli tn o a tb ' v.- 3VBBT OSOXTY 1-OST O » » ic m M A to Bite. A »D fOST- H a r b o r .................... le te h e r G ard n er. C o ld B e a c h ............................ J . w . R ile y . W n d d e rh u rn ................. O. U W .k e n a a a . Illt h e a .............................. M M a r l a l . , . . .................M rs . Agneaa. . . . . . . »or»' vzj*hOgv, D e n m a rk L a n g lo is E ckle y •w Rk j - w r ^r hours; a . a H or «cV l..ug ii.MteSlSS aL unhealthy condi tion of ths kid neys: If I» Wains your linen It to ovktonco of kid ney trouble: loo frequent dodrs to ssnvla slng proof that ths kldnsys and btod- Bar are out of order. Vfhet te B s. There to comfort In ths knowledge se «flea espresaed. that Dr. Kilmer's Swamp- Reet. the greet kidney rtmedy fulfills every wtah la curing rheumatism, pais tai the beak, kldneya, liver, bladder and «vary part sf M m urinary passage. It correct» Inability IS hold water and scalding pals In passing ta, sr had effects following use ef liquor, wine or beer, and overcomes that unpleasant aeeesNty ef being compelled te go often during «he day. and to get up many times *vr'.«< the night. Ths mild end ths sxtra- •rdlnery effect ef S w a m p -R o o t te aeon rasllied It stands the highest for Its won derful suras of ths most dirtrasslng cases. M you need a medicine you should nave the beet. Sold by druggist« In 50c. and >1. sliee. You may have a sample bottle of this ffl«T£D-A RIDER AGENT BLACK - DRAU6HT T O W N a Bud ihsM cfc ib t it t s ««Btnple atent Model m lA ’ACM C M TOW n d (lls’r l c t t o r rid ld o e s o d s exh ih lb sum u le L Lataat “ Bsng»> ” is c i’clo lu rn lrh od b y n t O ur s c e n t ,« v ery » n e » s r « m u ktn g B3«ney fa ct, t f ' r u t if tiu ltfir a ifit. NO W.OUFY u n t i l y o u r r o e b » ft d approru o f >ou r b le; e le . w o sh ip t o a n y o n e a n y w h er o in th'» V .H ._»»<*••» « < m « In fidFance.FreMj/re/w/.f. a n d a llo w TBM Ó A Y 3 p PR C K T M 1A L d u r in e w hich tim e y o u m a y t Wo th e b ic r e ie a n a r u . i t to a n y te a t y o u wtah. 1Í y o u a i o th e n n o t p erfo c’J y sattklicU c r do n o t wi»li t o k e e p t h e r ’.cytdo * h lD It b ark to u a ftto u r en d ns «. / cat •«« <««c. F A C T 6 P 1 P1UCÈS U»« h u rtie s t ft ru d o b ic y c le « i t la ■ >W »w U < • K Iv C ? yogftiUo t o » f ko i t © no sm ftll p rofit « b o re « etu n i fa c to r y co st. Y ou aa v e i l » t o i .¿n.<ddlcn>en*a profit» b y b u y - iu e r d lr c c tc fu w a n d h n v o tb o U iinufftotupw *» r n a n n t o e b eh in d y o u r b ic y c le . D U N O T B U T a b tey cio w r t. puir o f U n * from <«>*»« fti prirg u n til y o u rc cciv o o u r c a ta lo g u e s and lea rn ou r u n h ea rd o f STOCK •"«» POULTRY M E D IC IN E Btato and poultry kero tow trouble« which are not bowel and l i v e r irregularities. Praught Stock and Poultry Medi cine it a bowel and lire r remedy far stock. I» puts ths organ« of digsstioo iu a perfect oondition. Prominent American breeder, and farmers keep their herd» a n d flocks healthy by giving them an noca- •ionsl does of Black I Iranght Stock and Poultry Medicine in their food. Any stock rsiaer mny buys 25-cont half-pound air-tight can ot this medicine f r o m bts dealer sad keep his stock in vigorous health for weeks. Hosiers goner- ally keep Black-Prsught Stock and Poultry Medieine. If yours does not, sead *J6 eenta for • samóle can to the maiiiifac’ irers. The Ghsttsnougs Medicine Go., Chat tanooga. Teun. Bree by mall. ». Kilmer to lo ^ f «Wee« w» c a n m a t e j o n tt.»« » 11 -.b o > Irkitotot gnuto l.lapcl«« fo r »«to* norw y tbanacy Osher r..ctopy. w « n r ejkfl’ fk ! w ith tuo ¡»rofltahovo (actor? coat. OBAMUtB, y<>4 u m aaJ our fticjclaa bu¿g»r>t>uruwto ammuo piata At ctoubta our j r ig t r wD^eftr Facsil va(L SMOMCVCSSS. W . Se a n t n s a t s e r b u i n « « r e n d S w 4 N e r o u s ta « a w w ltr Sava to o O ’* » • " I t t r ^ K h r a . r Ch rotai I a u a a . 1 M M » . M a a a a t | r i . , H j M tv ta M r . i O . 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Isflrd cu stom er» 1 19 " 2 ‘ s ta tin g th a t t h e ir tir e s h a v e o n ly b een pum ped u p o n e s m to * o r tw ic e In a w h o le sea so n , 'i h ey w eig h n o m o re th a n J A * n“ an o rd in a ry tir o , th e p uu ctu rc resistin g q u a litie s b ein g J® P e lv e n b y aevw ral la y e r » at t h in , sp e c ia lly p r e p - n d UV tlr» fa b ric o n t h e tr e a d . T h e re r n la r p r ic e o f th o se tlr ee || SW; te glO.OS per p a ir, b u t fo ra d v ert !«li>< p urpoarew o a r e ■ •“ *- ik in g a s p e c ia l f a c to r y prl -o t o th e rid er o f o n ly gt.toper pair. y le t t e r & r e c e iv e d , w e sh ip C. o . D . o u ap p ro v a l. Y ou do h a r e e x a m in e d a n d f e t e d t ie in « 'r le tly aa rrpraarnted. Ill 1R S W .w tjly h v w e e av s ■ »■»■»« o n p « T « c .tl iM m k v m o l i. < t b . o rtM » 4 .B S »> W IT H o n o c n and oa«lM» this ad, M«lownr„t. Yoe ra n a a r ite In oondlna « Wtvnbtol a t OWN •*»»:<«• I f fo rg e ? r »» o ii Ih r r are n M mtlgfttetorft on exam I * IMtd Bsontoy ff»BttouBlBto«»toftoto»lDftb*tok. I f you ortkrrto |>toir • ( tb«M t l m . ; Mfftor. r n a h k ig r , »no? M t g r ,l* M IO O |c r » M k»-»k i w r than a a * 11r» yrwi Have you ever seen a Sunset? A bo su o fu lly i l l u s t r a t t d m o n th ly m agazine of tho w id s - a w a k o W e s t w ith faacin itm g short stories, picturea ju e personal ■ o ta t-o f-v ie w dsscriptioo o f tha tetsresting developm ent o f tho W e s t, and th o rom ance sod his to ry o f th e w o adsrland o f th o earth. A sk Your local aswsdeslor HEAD ACHE Ayers Pills •O te tta m y » v t t e M s d S M » » i r t a e v e k . e u ■ s t a g C W * ? A S S T » s a d th e are u e tee« M Ö ivtne we h e v e w e .'hrö I» the henee Lee* w eek « I wire w as t n e t la w ith h etoaeh a tor m s a y i . . t e N ied e e ^ e t y o v r e t * A R E T ». s e d ib as r e b a te d « te *»>■ >• her bee* ».»eel teu n ed tetely. W e t e t k reecw im -iC C eacatete ■MMewtaw.» C e w x a m n .e » " '« ' M tM Ser» S a te * U ep een Ge I 'u ie t e r * F » W a n t e d IN V E N T O R S tor cu rren t isrue or send $1 58 fo r year’s subscription. T h e book. " R o a d o f « T h o u s a n d W o n d e r*. __ 120 b e autifu l W estern v :e w i ia fo u r color»— w 'H bs included— SUKSIT M AGAZnri PtjOO» S V IIO IW O raascN ce - catirosm a A yer’» PHI»- A yer’s P ills . A yer’s Pills. Keep saying this over and over again- The best laxative. L Z i t n S L : DOC T OR: S gay consampfion can be cured. Nature alone won’t do it, it need» belp.______ .«gil s e r v ir , and ad riae. e s d e m charge« ere m oderale Try «to S W IF T & C O n Fw»ar»f i.vroycrts» Opp. U S. Fi?««} pllf.g.Waskit'gfao, 8.C- (..A o k n. r . K . B Price. V J e la A . F r y . . . A , M . R ile s . . . J . 8 . C apps. . . £ . B. T h rift ,J . A . H a in e e N o tic e for P u b lic a tio n hoid him self exempt. T h a shUl a ir o f Aha December night etruck his fa m as ha opened hta w in dow and ha shook off his momentary depression aa th a litU s refrain, w ith a ll I t m eant, ta n g once oom mom i t A t len gth he fall «sleep, hla eyas resting on tb s ebssrtul lltU s point ot Bams la th a nlgjtt-lam p whlah shons through th a op«» door o t hla dress- lag -roo m fu ll on hla pillow. Outalds, th a wfcd In th s valley wet b lo w in g th s clouts In to a heavy pal) across th a sky, th m , rising suddenly lr a passtoa o f destructiveness, It snapped th e tra m beside the m aa’i w indow w ith a crash th a t roused the G o in g , unknowing, Into the bleak ness around h i l» w ith hie Brat eon- eetousnves be raised his hand to hla ayes to brush away tha vail of sleep. T h a action w oks h im to a sudden real isation of the Intense darkness b e fo r e him . W h ere was tha lig h t th a t always m et U m from ths fa ith fu l little night- lam p? W hsrs wag. th a g ray out-of- doors that m eant ea rly morning? Plauknsas, thiak. im penetrable, closed in ou him . Ood! could i t ba th a t the lig h t s till huraad— bu t n o t fo r him? T h a t th e sun wag rising— but to him I t w o u ld 'h lw ay » ba night? T h ia la th e tru e story o f a discour aged and wrecked hum orist. T h a vto- tlm has recovered en tirely and counts I t as one of the fo rtunate things o f his life th a t, oa a funny man, be was ship wrecked early. A few years ago there was a studs»* Is one o f th * leading universities fo r who tha u n th m a iu s p a rt o f th a ten u ity— any university has soma profess ors no t g u ilty o f th in k in g much— pre dicted w h at they called a b rillia n t fu ture. T h a young m an heard o f w hat they said and believed It, too. H a was know n as tha oo lites w tt. Ha w rote alleged humqroua pieces fo r the collage publications, and w h an ha made speeches a t collage dinner« his auditors were convulsed. ffv e ry on« seemed to lik e the yo un gster- whose name m igh t be M cAndrews, although It Isn't. M cA ndrew s was a ll tha mors popular because he > was w o rking his w a r through college. H a had lived most of hta Ute In Mew Jersey. One day he H a fra n k ly said h lh a d W t an y mosey to spars, b u t he wauid g iv e a public humorous lecture to ths to w n hall it the u n ive rsity would, ra lly round him. W hen ha announced th a t b U subject w ould ba "N aw Jgwey— travels In an unknown and foreign land, th ere was an Im m ediate promise to ratty. A nd ra lly th a t university did. W o rd was passed around th a t i t w as going tq be a grea t show. T h e glee elub was called upon to rshsaras grind« on N ew Jsrsey la eenaral and o a McAndrews In p a rticu lar. T h ere was a U ig w advanee sale o f tickets. M cAndrews roes to th e oeca- w ritin g fu n n y things in to th e lecture. H a aalloted a ll tha alleged humorous - Som ething m em was assdod, and at» ha got soma brown ru ler flasks. filled tbstn w ith w ater and labeled thsm "Jersey L ig h tn in g - Tanglefoot B rand." T h e m also wars to ba paassd around. T o add a finishing touch to the h i la r ity o f th e evening McAndrews bad a a u p made, dividin g Naw Jersey in to districts. Th an ba had atereoptlcon views mads o f th s mosquito«*, ths Ufa stss representations o f which warn aa M g aa barn doors. T h e e ig h t o f tha lecture came. The un iversity president and tw o -th lrds of th a fa cu lty were prseenL Boors« of w ell-kn ow n townspeople came. A Judge of tha court of appeals and two •«prom s oourt Justices la to w n earns also. From th s m om ent M cAndrews open ed bis m outh to say "aooordlng to ths latest census returns New Jersey con tains 3,729 square miles, 14 »,i-6 ehlsk- • n coops end tJ iy i.J M .M l mosqultoae" every one of his eentsness was greeted w ith lau gh ter or audible chuckles. Hla stsreuptioon pictures caused shouts of Joy. H la samples of ths soli end Jsrsay lig h tn in g wars passed shout sagsrly. On« of the tanglefoot bottles dlsap peered end a staid doctor of d iv in ity on ths faculty was accused o f appro p ria tin g It. I t was s s ig h t of great fun, and a t its close M cAudrsws r u besieged by soores w ith th s lr congrat ulations. T h s university president generously said It was tha moat dtotlnguiahsd aud ience save to bled In th a t town, w ith I tha exception of one th a t George W il liam C urtis once had.' As a hum orist, McAndrews was a how ling succssa. ! The en tire university was sure of the : b rillia n t fu ture aw aitin g him . in th a t andlence was s collage g irl, the chairm an of tne lecture com m ittee of s ceigntxiring g irl's college She, too, caught the .nthualssm ot the mo- j m ent and o fftrv l k t Andrew s the mu nificent sum of 125 to come to lecture to the (iris . i H e snapped i t up ns quickly as • M in in g A p p lica tio n N o . 08591. U n ite d S tates L u n d Offlco, Rose b u rg , O rego n, M arch 18, 1913. N otice la hereby g iv e n th a t W . O . Th e m atch C orbin- whose poetofflee ad dress la agonlxed effort to see. fe ll fro m his usrvelesg Ungers and P o rt O rfo rd , C u r ry C ou nty, O regon, tha cold «west of despair soaked his a n d W a lte r S in c la li whose poetoffice nlght-clothss w ith Its dank chill. address is C o q u ille , Coos C ou nty. O r Ills whole fu ture was sllh o u e tts l egon, h a v e filed th e ir a p p lic a tio n for a before him , S black shadow «gainst jo in t p a te n t fo r th e fo llo w in g describ the su nlig ht of th » w o rld H is eye ed m in in g g ro u n d , situ ate in th e Sixes sight gone, his career ruined, hla great book s till u n w ritten— only life's em pty m in lu g d is tric t (U n o rg an ised ) in C u r To -m orro w ry C o u n ty , 8 ta te of O re g o n , To-w it: •h e ll le ft to mock him. would begin the drosr. black proces T h e S o u th W a»t * o f th e N o rth F.ast i , sion o f days, stretching lik e p s ll-b s s '- T h e S outh E ast } o f the N o rth W est i , • r s to the g rsrs. To -m o rro w ! Oh, an d th e N o rth E a s t 1 o f. he South W est Ood! th s Irony of I t — to -m orro w was ) o f th e N o rth W e s t { , a ll In Section i ths new year! An im potent sob rose E ig h t, T o w n s h ip T h irty -T w o , South of | choking In his th ro a t W es this to bs K an g e Fo urteen W est of the W i l i a m - . bis hom s-com lnd—led lik e s blind beg gar, to be s burden w here bs bsd etto M e rid ia n , In said C u r ry C ou nty, I hoped to help? an d c o n ta in in g N in e ty acres of la n d , j A il bis m en'» courage end fierce re T h e a d jo in in g m in in g c la im Is th a t of i sistance to Fate rose In him. Hs N ew ton 0 . D ive lb ie a on th e South would never y ie ld t o t h a t R a th e r — T h e lan d applied fo r Is nnder the W ith his sudden snsrgy his fingers namea of, T h e H u d so n P lacer m in in g closed on ons rem aining m atch an I c la im s ,-T h e W . 0 . C o rb in c la im , T h e In stin ctiv ely, w ith tbs vig or born o f desperation, he struck it «long ti.s A . A B lack c la im , T h e T h a i G reen w ail. A quick blue fisme sprang to c la im , a ll placer, gold b earing ground. life end showed the open door, ths T h e H u d so n M in in g C la im s were re sxtlng ulsbtd lamp, the headless match located lo co m p ly w ith the subdivisions n t his fs sl—objects so meaningless be 1 tore, so frau ght w ith the Joy of Ilfs o f th e <Governm ent su rv e y . A ll of said c la im s a re recorded in th e now. < - * W ith n cry of r t lie f th® man «prang office o f th e C o u n ty C le rk o f C u r ry to the gai-Jet, and a« the room w » i C o u n ty , Oregon, an d also a ll tra n s fe rs flooded w ith ths blesssd lig h t hs sank get-rich-qulck man does easy money, trem blin g to his kuees, end tbs bsl's ft was like finding a gold mine. from th e o rig in a l c la im a n ts . of m idnight sang In his sore: "To-day A n y an d a ll persons c la im in g a il vera- T h e g irl chairm an went home to Is the new ys s r.”—T h e W rig h t Msgs- boom tbs IsctaggL. She advertised Mc ly a n y portion ot the above described A ndrews • • ths renowned wit of his g ro u n d or m in in g claim s, a re req u ire d sins. un iversity, the sow ing hum orist of tha to tile th e ir adverse c la im s '»1th th e U nited Stales, the only leg itim ate suc- R egister o f the U n ite d S tates Land O f eeeeor to s t M a rk T w a in would svsr fice a t Roseburg, In the PUkt-i o f O re have. gon, (lu r in g th e s ix ty d a y s p e r ic l of ! T h e nhrht a t th a t lecture came on. p u b lic a tio n hereof, o r th ey w ill be b a r the lecture was given to th s collage chapel, one o f th oss sold, blue places red by v irtn e ul the p rovisio ns o f th e th a t a r t somstiasss found In In s titu s ta tu te . tions established to Itos In terest o f B . P . JO N E S , R e g is te r. , some religions sscL T h e college president sat oa th e plat fo rm and hla toes was grave. H is ■ whole aspect sesmed to say: -Y o u n g man, th ia is s holy place. Let no undue le v ity hs attem pted I here." M cAndrew s ggv» M m lecturs. and ths andtsaee laughed Just ones. Tease later, «toes McAndrews came to know M a rk T w a in , he plucked up courage to w rite M r. Clen.eus to know I f he wouM look th at lecture over and say w hstber t h a n was really anything funny to K. H o got a letter in reply ( te llin g him to saad It along. M r Cleineas rotoroed the manuscript w m j e te j-u w v In ter w ith th e rw n ark th at It was • in <n X|»»ins i**gaMs good." MoAndrewe then and H <s enowj»H there ga rs W *U hope of being a b u tu -rlsi.- N. T . Bun.