The Port Orford tribune., November 05, 1913, Image 1

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•«Both rsiv wir« a»rf Rara«If bar« b««a
» ■ lu g C A M ’ A U L T S Bisd th r v are I« « b«st
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HIS MEAN IlEVENGE.
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B a rin g the trie n n ia l conference
# of the bishops a t Boston the arch
bishop o f C a n te rb u ry, th e guest
o f Bishop Law rence, bad a hard
. tim e avoiding the ubiquitous re ­
p o rte r, even tbougb bis host stuck
. to bint closer th an a b ro th e r. In
one new spaper office a prise was
offered fo r an in te rv ie w w ith the
archbishop, and consequently b i*
- lordship was more th an usually
. beset upon every hand by the meh
o f th e lens and pencil.
, O n one occasion tbe archbishop,
a fte r service, w ishing to avoid
tb e press of reverend gentlest* a,
cre p t up in to tho lo ft o f ''t h e
church, know n aa " tb e lepers’ g a l­
le ry ,” and was th e re fo*und by
Bishop Law rence, a fte r a hard
h u n t, lying on bis stom ach across
a bench, and w atch ing tbe p ro ­
ceedings th ro ug h a chink in tho
panels, ao rapt,* satisfied and un
d istu rb ed th a t the bishop let him
re m a in there.
A lit t le la te r th ey le ft the m eet­
in g ahead o f tb e crow d and s t a r t ­
ed dow n the line o f carriages to
And the bishop’s own. I t s ta rte d .
to rain , but, noth ing daunted, tbe
archbishop suggested th a t they
w a lk home, as th e ir ca rria g e was
now here to be seen. A square or
tw o fu rth e r on some one rushed
a f t e r Bishop Law rence and drew
his a tte n tio n to w a rd a carriage
w here a lady was beckoning fra n ­
tic a lly — one whom he recognized
aa a ch ief c h a rity w o rke r of hiss' ,
p arish. "Excuse me one m om ent, I ,
surveyor— I . Caucbell Jr., Gold Btech j o u r lordship ,” said Bisbop L aw - i
r u r r i a o e u r t u b doubts .
rence, and leaving his guest stand 1
G iieult Court u w ts Fourth Monday io in g a t the curbstone h urried to
August of each year.
th e ca rriag e. Suddenly a dapper j
County Commlaolonen Court moots
yo u ag man h a rrie d fo rw a rd and t
flro t W edn esd ay In J a n u a ry , A p r il,
said, p o lite ly :
“ P ardo n me, air,
i
J u ly and S ep tem b er o f «ooh yoat.
b u t m ay I sta n d under y o u r um- ’
1 P ro b ata Ob u r t m eets firs t M o n d ay in
b rella t i ll m y c a r comes along?”
each m o u th
“ C e rta in ly , m y d ear young t
oi aav o u te r v ro a r oywiose a no ro o r-
m a u, said th e archbishop, bland «
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« in « » ,
• ' ' ' ' .............Aletoher Gardner. ly, and then ensued a conversation 1
GoW Beaeh.......................... J . W. Rltey. la s tin g t i ll A rch bish o p Law rence
n edderburu................C. L . W ake m an .
re tu rn e d , d u rin g which in te rv a l ,
l l i i l i e e . . . . . . . . . ...........M r . E . R P ric e .
th e s tra n g e r gave the young m an «
H a r t a l . . , . . . . . . . .'M rs. V io la A . F ry .
an off-hand Im pression o f A m er- «
< « » • « ■ ........................... . . . A . M . B rfea.
if * t a g e n e r a l am t o f Boston in per- “
P o rt O r fo r d .................A m es Jo hn sto n
tie n ta r, the la t t e r show ing bis
............................. . . J . H . Capps.
g ra titu d e by o fferin g bis card, j
Ea,n S,olA ............ ............... E . B. T h r if t
w ith th e nam e o f a p ro m in e n t, p
............................... J. A. H a in e s
new spaper in the low er corner.
The archbishop glared fo r a "
N o tic e fo r P u b lic a tio n
m o m ent, .then laughed o u trig h t.
"In te rv ie w e d a t la w s t,” be said,
ta k in g his host's arm .
“ D on’ t tl
leave me on the s tre e t corner
again, please. I t isn’t safe, evea 51
in cu ltured Boston.”
■ri<l0 ,x>t wl h 10 k«ep Ua
GTtt*© bicycle« i t ts
e
" E v e r been to Circassia?” said
«. tbe sailo r.
s
"N o , o f coarse n o t,” th e d ru g
• gist answ ered.
S ! ! E 3 Z Ì T l ’ ? * " - v lw o n r bran,irai eeuieeee
•■»’Ivir«al thn sroi^C»
i
"»' d “ -¿v t ' U . ‘a M r **** A.‘l**''
s
“T h e n I ’ll te ll you a b o u t the
W 9 Bail tts* big beat grudo b l e v ^ f X
OSOVOLO » a i r i i ’? - * “ * 0 ’' »•-‘c r lj.t - 'r
' ■o o - ■, il I «Itaj » t u xae iron I *b.,v. faetI5? L S r
WAJW C n lrr. HUM
“ “
° “ r U *-
trousers o f tbe C ircassian girls.
BSOOMO HAND FfCVCA-tu xr -s
G im m e,”
said
the
tem perate
> sailo r, "a mock co cktail. I ’ l l te ll
’ you about them trousers w hile
yo u ’re m ixin up th e d rin k .
f
“ In Circassia, Cad, th e g irls is
a ll b e a u tifu l. T hey have s tra ig h t
noses, clear eyes, w h ite teeth and
heavy h air. T h e y are slim , and
they w ea r b rig h t cloths— red
shoes, flo w in ’ veils, sashes, trous
rtdln«. very dambte .n d K 5 h i l V i ’ S
ers.
T h e ir trousers is w h a t I am
r * eci* ‘ q o ,,n ' o f rubber, whichi??c?b2.
g oin ’ to te ll you ab o ut.
•omes p o ro n e a n d whl.-h c to w ib
"O n ly three colors in trousers is
A . A B lack c la im , T h e T h ad Urw ao
w o rn — red, w hite and blue.
| c la im , a ll placer, gold bearing ground.
“ Rupposin’, in Circassia, you
f n
_
T h e H im »on M in in g C la im s were re­
located to c o m p ly w ith th e subdivision« saw a g irl w a lk in ’ in fro n t o f you
in w h ite trousers. I f you w h s n
of th e G o v e rn m e u t s u rv e y .
d a y le tt e r Is rece iv e d . V o m i I d C *O
«B°"<l «*■ *» S i » - 1
A ll o f «aid c la im s a re recorded in tlie single man the th in g fo r you to
do then would be to get ahead of
office o f th e C o u n ty C le rk o f C u r ry
C o u n ty , O rego n, a n d alao a ll tra n s fe r» her and. lookin' h ark , sisc her up.
I f you liked her looks, you m ig h t i
from th e o rig in a l c la im a n te .
A n y an d a ll persous c la im in g advera- speak to her in n respectful way
— ask her to ta k e a sherbet, fo r
ly a n y portioo o t th e ab o ve described
instance. Rhe w ou ldn 't tie offend
g ro u u d o r m in in g claim s, a r e requ ired
W h y not? Beeanse, w e a rin ’
to file th e ir adverse o la lm s w ith th e ed.
R egister o f th e U n ite d Mtatee Laud O f. w hite, she'd be a single g irl. W h ite
H e endi red the guying o f his frie rd v
and associates fo r the rem ainder o f the
flee a t R oseburg, In the H tatv o f O re- trousers is only w orn by the un
day, and then be went home and burst
m a rrie d in Circassia.
" i f yon saw, g lid in ’ along In red Into th e flat w ith a g risly atte m p t at a
A y e r’« P ills . A y e r’s Pills.]
cheery g rin and a bluff manner.
trousers, the most b eau tifu l g irl
A y e r’s P ills. Keep ssylng
H is w ife mat him In the flat ball.
in
the
w
orld,
you’d
have
no
rig
h
t
this over sad over agsin.
" W e ll, how do you Ilk a i t ’ " he In ­
to speak to her, no m a tte r how quired o f her.
isn't it. hey’ "
T h e best laxative.
much her loveliness m ight a ttra e t Th ought I'd have It llxed up aa a sort of
Want your moustache or beard
you. Bed trousers is a sign the contrast to you. y'know . N ow we re
a beautiful brows or rich black? Use
both ornam ental around the hM se. T e n
g irl ia m a rrie d . Red— d an ger— look like an orange padded tSbourette.
(B u o m a o r to A . B . n a s ix )
hands off.
and I look lik e a m .ew eM -tlon o f an o il
“ Bine trousers, again, ia a ll stove. Oh. b*,t w e're - lovely bu ncht”
rig h t. I f yo u r Circassian g irl has and he ckurklad gloor. lly
T h en he caught sight o f him self In
blue tronsers on. step up to her ns
you fi.r <lnr conAdvntial ItU v r t e f h r . sp-
the m irro r over th e m antel, and fall
N y in g tb r e s te e t; It m a r be w orth » • . ,
say v o n a z u n p tio ti ca n 1.«
free as you please; te ll her she is
W v prom ptly obtain V . < and F, .ic.gn
Into a ch air and bowled m irthlessly.
c u re d . N a t u r e a lo n e w o n 't
loo kin ' w ell, and ask her if she
A fte r several hours o f pleading she
A n y t h i n g n o t in s tò c k , w ill w on’t ta k e supner w ith yon. Rhe’ll Induced him to sneak around to a lata-
d o it , i t need s h e lp .
not be offended I f yon are respect­ closing barber shop, where he had the
be p le a s e d tc o r d e r
fu l and po’ ite. H e r blue tronsers C im m erian black mustache snipped off.
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R epA iR tN G
NexTLY
P ome
eU« brtêt ,r< » l M r rie « aad atfrïc r. and oor
show * she is a w idow.
• h a r y » « re iBodera««. T ry w
“ Cireassis. Cad. is the place fo r i
Z ^ n i x l o n . O n * « ir o n s single man t n
th« t ¡« fon<j n f I
P m .*•«*/ Aawywra«
C R E A T rFoor.l o*’ eniTM, *.nea
the ladies. Be eqn’t m ake ao mis- 1
Opp. P S. ratest Oflke.Wasklegtee, A C.
qu.Ti.ed m dis i K a «»» h«M«»ry. prortt
take« there, whereas here, Jim
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