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T h is man s|H*ut m ore Ih u n I I years in p ris o n .’ f ie was I w iped by (iu- S a l­ vation A rm y , und one day, a fte r many m onth« of w eary search fo r w ork, he was engaged on a tem p o ra ry job. f ie g u v c s n lis fu e tlo n and rem ained |e rn u in e a tly , aad is now iu (bis position o f g re a t I ru st. A n o th e r m an who was via- lie d in prison, servin g hts second term o f ten -years, alth ou g h ba was only 43 yenrs old, said th a t it was t li” first tim e th a t an y mea- » g e o f any k in d i r o n the outside w orld had rem bed him . .D ir e c tly IBs lim e was up he w en t to the Sal vntion A rm y , “ nnd ' i his g ra ti tude to i i s , ” said the officer, “ be gave us the only th in g he bad, his piison mouse.” T lte ru le is th a t if a liinn in any o f I lie convict prig ons can eaicli a field mouse and in iluce II to s ta y in his i f I! w ith o u t t in - I t f - 'p o f a c a g e lie m ay keep it. 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V t .— T h e c ra c k e r b a r re l m orning. T h e re ia no m ore pa­ th e tic apeetable in the atu d y o f] a g g re g a tio n g a th e re d a t th e g e n e ra l M o re la s t n ig h t a fte r a d a y In th e hum an misery.' T h e S a lv a tio n w oods a p o u tu g d e e r ru n w a y s a lo n g A rm y officers are th e re and th e ' w h ic h c it y " s p o rts " w ill b e p lac e d la te r church a rm y atanda w ith them to s la u g h te r bucas. I f t h e ir a im be tr u e aide by aide. T h e re a re lit t le enou gh, a n d s e v e ra l In d u lg e d In r e m i t , ' nlscences. S e v e ra l p r e tty f a i r s p o rtin g grou|w o f fricn d a w a itin g ab o ut y a rn s h a d been spun w h e n th e s u b je c t in th e g ray m o rn ing u n til those g o t a ro u n d to bears. 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