The Port Orford tribune., April 10, 1912, Image 1

OFFICIAL DIRECTORY
JOKE ON CROWN PRINCE
OLD-TIME METHODS,
T h e K a is e r M e t th e Y o u n g M a n 's I n ­
te n d e d B rid e e n d A c te d
STATS AMD DISTRICT OFFICERS :
t e n r a lly u ^ r s o U i m y o v e ra lls a t th e
knees u i m y cAl-.usea » a s a ll on m y
P o a d s ," ¡tia -A rk e d ’ u .e o lu m a n to th e
7 . 8. Sen’ta—Jonathan B^irhe Jr., of
Portland and Geo. K. P^iinberlaln of.
fA j - ^
“ I.u W , I la L o EOtua,
Salem.
,
Congressman, First District—Willis ffh-Y U u trc a a n y pal«' h -a ' to t e done it's
am ,a e s e a l o . a u i» u a t r ;tc h < s a n ' th e
C. Hawley, pf Salem
r t b , o f th e » e a r a n ' te a r a te m s to com e
Governor—Oswald West. Hai-in.
t u h . i fc^ad. I i b a ll la tm -k u .> l» W n v o u -
KccrcXary of State—Ben. t \ . Olcott Sa­ U oub —co-trapaliunB u> save a fe lle r
loni.
tro u b le . S'pose i t a a il r ig h t, but It ain’t
State T_en«urer—Ih oe. B. Kay, of S a­ th e w a y I waa rais ed . L o o k a t you.
n o w .”
lem.
" W h a t 'a th e tro u b le w it h m e. U n c le
Supt Public Instruction—L. A- Aid
D a v e ? " naked the a s s is ta n t.
en n än , Halen;.
,
" W a ll, y o u m a y be a ll r ig h t ; I d o n 't
1 State Printer—Willis D nninay. Salem. say y o u a in 't ," said th e o ld m a n . " O u 'y
I Attorney General—,A. M. Ciawlord, w h e n y o u c am e to m y son's h u n tin ' a
Salem.
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Job » b a t did y ou do? Y o u g o t o u t th a t
Clerk State lan d Bourd—G. G. Brown, th e re d ip t Cray y o u got fr o m th e r t a t e
a g r ic u ltu r a l colleg e a n ’ com m enced
Salem.
Joint Senator for Coos and Curry— gaxsln' a b o u t c e n trifu g a l ta p e r a t o r a a n '
e le c tric s tlm p la tlo n o f p la n t H ic h u ' n u ­
W. 0. Chaee.
tritive ratios a »' p e rm a n g a n a te o ' po tash
Joint Representative for Coos and a n ' such lik e . A n ' J o h n , 's tld o ’ s iz in
Curry—S. P. Peirce.
you u p to see w h e th e r y o u was stout
¡Judge, id Judicial UlstHct—J. W. enough t o d o a good m an 's w o rk a n ' f a d ­
in ' o u t w h e th e r y o u k n e w e tu i-fib io
. Hamilton, Roseburg.
I Prosecuting Attorney, Id Judicial Dia feed a cow 'lh a u t f o r n d e r t n ' It a n ' keep
triot—George M. Broun, Roseburg. sober w h e n yo u w e n t u fte r th e m a ll, asks
0 . S. Commissioner*—H. T. Stewart, y o u I f y o u c an r u n a g a s o lin e e n g in e a n '
w h a t e x p e rie n c e y o u 'v e h ad . w it h s oli
Port Orford.
m a ly s ls . O c s h ! T h e n y o u g o t the ;ob.
T h e re a in 't no f a r m hands' a r y i: ore
cot stv orncaiw.
Coutty Judge—K. A. Bailey, Gold T h e re 's e n g in e e rs a n ' b io lo g is t» a C
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County Treasurer—Jarno» Ou'igl ell
Wedderbura
Assessor— Wro. T oim in, Harbor.
School S u p t . — W . 8 . G u e r in . L a n g i .-
■urvoyor— D. Cunniff Jr., Gold Beach.
Coroner--Dr. S. J. Mahn, Lunglols.
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July.anil September of each yeai.
Probate Court ?39vtl l i s t Monday rn
each mouth
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e tu a CA îc ' a i IE T S nud they are u e besi
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nek my a ilo » » • Iranitv *
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nd iï»o< relieved the p«tn in her bead annoet
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K id n e y T r o tth to
and D on ’t K n o w it.
S e w T o F in d O a t.
F ill a bottle or com m on «d«v« with your
water a r d let It stand tw e n ty -fo ;r hours: a
te H m e n t or s-»t-
r z x lth v bv g iv in g them an occ*-
rio n al 5 o 2 o f Slack D ra u g h t St ck
and P o c ltry M edicin e in »brie
food
A ny atoek rainer m av ony a
gS-cent half-p oun d a ir - t ig n t can
of t h U J o e d ic ia * fro-’:« h n deals:
and keep hi« stock m » '(r * o n «
»nek«. Dealer« rmer-
a llv keep B ls c k -D ra n o h l ¿lock and
I'o u lt r r M e d ic in e. I f your« I * «
not. rend 2', cent« fo r a »nniple
can to the m an ufactu rers. Tn«
Chatl»n-*>ffo M edicin e C o., C hat-
W uoopa. i'enn.
Ho .n aizjt. ß * .. Jaa. sa, IA»i.
Rlaek-D » u g M atoes and Paul ry
le rt'-ia t 1« t»J .*v«t ! ever tried, »av
oc* w»« o-. k lo î ta d -vtioD yon a -e r
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of the urinary passage. I t corrects IhablMtv
to hold water and scalding pain In passing
It, or bad affects follow ing use of liquor,
w ine or beer, end overcom es that unpleasant
necessity ct being com pelled to go often
durlng'tne day. and to get up m an y times
during the nlgljt. T h e m ild and the extra­
ordinary effect ot S w a m p - R o o t Is soon
reallted
It «tends the highest for lie w on­
derful cures ot the most distressing cases.
It you nood a m edicine y ou should neve the
best. Sold by druggists lr. 50c. and $1. sizes.
Y o u m a y have a sam ple bottle of thia
wonderful
discovery
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and a book that t e l l s j j E l W R B g g l
m ere about It. both sent
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.drs. M o U A . Fry.
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...J . A. H ein es
P aw ing w hen b itc h e d .in street.
A fraid of to u ch of sh a fts
C ro w d in g in sta ll.
S caring at hogs or dogs a lo n g road
R efu sin g to h a lte r or bridle.
R u n n in g aw ay
P u llin g on one re in .
S trik in g .
J ail sw itc h e rs
L u gging on bit.
Bad to h a rn e ss.
B ad to groom
L u n g in g a n d p lu n g in g .
H a rd to shoe.
J u m p in g fences.
R e fu sin g to hold back going dow n h i l l
A fraid o f au tom obiles.
Bad to h itc h to buggy o r w agon
A fraid of paper.
L o llin g th e to n g u e.
A fraid o f robes
A fraid of um b rellas.
A fraid o f c lo 'h e s o n lino
A fraid of so u n d o f g u n .
A f r a i d o f h a n d p l a y in g -
A fiaid o f can v as to p w agons.
A fraid of cars
I f you h av e horses ad d icted to a n y ot th e above m e n ­
tioned bfid h a b its o r vicious tra its , y o u can cu re them .
A nd p e rm a n e n tly too, by fo llo w in g th e.sy stem as g iv ­
en in th is course o f lessons, th e re b y in cre asin g th e value
of y o u r horse m an y d o lla rs w o rth , w h e th e r you w ant tc
keep or sell h im .
dence in d riv in g
T he only li
w ork guptaliteed
Always Stays “Put”
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"Upsiatrs? N o t I ! ” a n s w e re d L h a’
p rin c e
" T h e y c an ’t do m u c h w ith o u t
m e . 5 1 le 1 w h o am g o in g to be m a r ­
rie d . B t» i Ira . a n o rd e r is an o rd e r. I
heve
lets hticelf to
e an."
In th e m e a n ­
k a is e r wes J u fo rtn e d o f th e
s ta te
of
a ffa ir s .
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■'»» g r e a tly
am u se d , an d a p p e a red .
t ’ tx- th e om -
press sr.d p rln 'C .r. on A C cony o v e r-
Ic o k tn g th e c o u r ty a r d . . . - ! fro m th is
lo fty
h e ig h t
w itnessed
the p a ra d e
H e s t u c k to his- poet.
tim e
yon
the
m a rc h o f th e com pany
VALUABLES
IN
BUNDLES.
S h i r t a n d W a i s t J e w e lr y L e f t I n M a n y
G a r m e n ts S e n t to th e
L a u n d r ie s .
"AB I- F d e p a r tm e n t— a lost and
fo u n d d e p a r tm e n t— Is e s s e n tia l to a ll
good la u n d r ie s ," s aid th e m e u a t t h e
c o lla r m a c h in e , “ a nd I f th is d e p a r t­
m e n t h .n ’t c c u d n tle d fil.e c lo c k w o r k ,
i- «” uri c v
w het
want
f a - c o ' t h - a ’ r h . '■ h t ' r . f ” '■•’ : t — i '
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to t -l-v k f e ,
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lie n r t tt. 1 ’ M t " ' - C .
r*' ; f
lo t o ' m - •h i, r v ; - a t v s t , ' an c u lt iv a t in '
a n ' r e a p in ' a n ’ m a r k e t in ' a n ' s n o rtin '
a n ’ p u llin ' a n ' e x p lo d in ’ a ll o v e r th e
piece L i f e w a a p 't n i i tit L<? hg top easy
l ’e r i iia iiP i if a s I k e h i l l s , b u t e a n h e T h c r r a in ’t no e a tia fa e tio u to m e t o rto
r e m o v e d It, a s e t t n d o f t i m e . T h e a n y th ir t' i f It's to o b ls n .e eeay. 1 lil.o
o n l y r i r v l s n o w o a t h e m a r k e t t h a t to go u p a s s ln a t a h a rd r r c p t s lt lo n a n ’
b r a t it o u t. I d o n ’t » a c t a m’a -fc iL e d e p ­
s ta y s w h ere p n t.
u tized to do m y f i r m i n ' fo r t r e a n ’ s « t
The exclusive right to handle tola b a r k In an » a i r c h » !r a n - v v jtrft ! i done.
m y head w ith th e n e x t m en . hut
Clevis will lie sol-1 by Counties or I I i I ' l v l e uve
- t to use m r hetfde t - o a - t h r r e r t
States, or set m three can
ed for $1.00.
Addreaa
purchas­
O' ray body. B y J lr k e th e y 'v e even g o t
c o n tr e rtio n .n fn r tu 2 k ln ' f s h t a ' eeay.
"! (’. o r t * :'J to
5 5 i ir a - f l n e n ­
gine (o do m y plovgfn'
I a t : t lo have
m y I'-'.o fists a k o lt o f pi" f lo w b a n d its
a n ' G e l aa I f I was i - r l p p l n ’ th e soJ up
m y r c lf.
I w a n t to a t r a d d lt th « cloda
a n ' «nsa at th? horses e n ' dodge th e
« t u r - - a a n d lr. o th e r w a y a w o rk iu y to d y
« - e l l as m y head. I w a n t to puah th e
I must huabuml niy lim b er lo re­ WT - s n ’ atvlr.g lh a ax a n ' s h o u ld e r th e
place fence* and bnililitijta an (he e a r o ’ t s t r r s a n ' h o is t 'e n I r t o th e
farm, therefore I m ust not apare «n r s t " >n. I'm a tn in a n ' not ,’ est a s w e ll-
h fn J c d t h ln k ln ' m ac h in e — o r 1 used to
T ttn r e c e tlw r . l ’ le»-»* «lo n o t n e k f c - r i t ■
W , E. B u rro w ,
C o r b in , O rp
T h e g r e e n fle e s « i l l g r o w a n d th e -leu-1
" I t ’s Just a raa e
a r o n r 1." s aid th e
D a lly N ew «.
t r a i ! < “aw»B fs lu . o ff."
H p lo c k tw o h a n d fu ls < f .o u g h -d rle d
tu r n -d o ir n e o lla rS , ntc.to. t.iio C h ic a g o
C h r o r .lc l). a nd drop ped th e m In th a
top e r a v e r tic a l c y lln is r.
T h e n ha
p r e _ .a d a b u t u a . tn o is w a a a s o ft
whlr-'ln"
ro u o d . t u J o u t o f th e b o tto m
o f th e t j K u .h r th e c o lla rs tu m b le d on
t o a w h lt a lin e n m a t, iro n e d , tu r n e d
a n d r e a d y to p u t on.
"S o m u c h la lo st In
w e n t o n . " T h a t p re tty
b y th e w in d o w fo u n d
w e e k t w o d ia m o n d
th e w a s h ,
he
g ir l o v e r th e re
In a s h ir t la s t
b u tto n s w o rth
fl.UUO.
If th e o w p e r o f th e b u tto n s
h a d n ’t g o t th e m b ack fro m o u r L . F.
; , g .ip tly , t h in k w h a t a ba d n a m e h e 'd
t;
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! f o n th e house.
.n J o n ly y e s te rd a y In th e pock­
e t c< : p e ir "'f ,'u c k tro u s e rs a te n -d o l-
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o f Miaed t o b e ' a ll
a aa la ta n t —C h ic a g o
000, all of ¡ha ®i o«y her hnat-anti io «
with Him, ami etoitel to Switzerland
with her fc is' atiil'a valet
....... -h ,
n m e d fc w fra rfi
O b la lr c d frer.lt f thda a nd aet f o r th la
search of th e g u lit y p a ir
A f t e r aonte
dela y M m e K o ra'.e ff w as lo ra tn d ' In
Z o r l- h . » h e r e she had been le ft d e s ti­
tu te 1 y ’ h " p a r tn e r o f h e r r ig h t , w h o re
fa tir v had te e n a tir a c te d by s w o m a n
nj. re to his lik in g th a n (h e w ife o t h la
la te m e.-ter.
T h e r e w as a re c o n c ilia tio n , and tn a
r e u t lt e d p a ir a g a in a - t f o - lh la aearch
o f th e v a le t, w h o m th e y ltu n -1 at
a n n e . a g a in In a s ta te o f t in g le b u -» » ^ -
nest. h i t la te a t p a r tn e r h a v in g
h a r e If off w it h a n e w e r hie il. »h-m; h
she b ro k e th a c h a in by le a v in g « h a t
was le ft o f th e m oney w i’ h -h e » » '’‘J -
T h e i x n i t e n t vale t «'»■
,n
Lon ''o r to B e rn « W ir e s ,
'p .f o .g .t » ,-
betw een
tzm rto n
e n d • fa v o r upon r e tu rn in g .» h a t v .?« - ■
. . . . nu nev and the three. Journeyed
O n r — . l.ifctt r - l ’ r e a p a rt. I t t ’ta tat?«’ i
ope p o v e la tl-u .
P m « 'i.i!o « c v > r
r
t- .v - n t e d th«- ¿ t i r m p ’ n n ' f c
>
o ld y G r a p e * M a k s B ea t
r t t h th e tt-lephone. w h ere b y e xp e rts
-p r d ln g to U n ite d W » «
C onsul
>f L o n d o n and R om e have
a lre a d y
a lly , a t l.le g » . It e lr iu m . th e a e e r tt
1et-t
d l «»Inted
ro n v e ra e t’nn.
To
te ra r e
«W F .o s rlle w in « «
st-bV |vF ‘ ---n h o n le c o m m ’-n ..^ .* n n be*
dtaclcaed 1-y P ro f Va:«i»a!1 W a r d
-w e r n th e tw o c Ile a Is said to be
rec e n t le c tu re on “ Mt. Ids and M o l^ l-
-<er* v t ly a lm p le . p ro v id ed tb e connect
"Moldy grape».” aaa*t«l »te
tn g ' t r e t a re th ic k e n o m h .
I t 1«
" p r o lu ce a ta r f it . f r w in e th a n
o i- r e ly a qn eatlo n o f m oney.
In te le
»ly g a th e re d f r u it .
h’ Qsell» w ines
ih c n l n t lo n g d l-ta n c e e sect Ion« o f w ire
r Ir o a i grapes « h lc h a ry In as-.Q jp:«
, r e -e d . w h ic h a re e fie c tlv e fo r In t e r
il < a a l lU o n . T h e grapes g ro w n m
u U ' t c po in ts , but p e rh a p s not s u b
M( s e ll* i i u f i d l ar? n e t a n h je e te #
is ¡ ’ il cn en g h fo r th e e n tir e
d la
i f f l c i e c t h •»! to fill ih er.’ w ith sug a r,
a rc ;.
F e t lin s th e neeesssrv e u b -ti
th e y a r r th e re fo re a llo w e d io l a
- H i m o f t h ic k e r w ire s th e « It e m s
eked by. rt» '-: 1« k n o w n aa noble ro t.
Iv e
th e uze o f th e
rpieaophone
h i t U p r c - « .e t b e jn t J d lu t-g u a . h n v -
i t « r i ! .? ic ; c r y E a b l- u i s c le c ltr.?
T U E S I * A8H N O T IC I
Any person or per-one trespsealnp
uf>on the Cn-ft Lake Rauch,—the Mo
Lellan and Marshall Ksnchep, will
proswtvutod to the utmi-rt extin t of the
law; and » reward will he given forti.
f,.rm»t.ohan tt will '«*. td ec-R h t -o
tlori of the guilty pnrtlea.
t e e a u t r la O lo a « te e « » .
Clean b'nod r.« r ns a z’e -r. si m
Nc
M ju tk wi*-^*B* it .
ftov.y C 3’ h<r
rie r W > * d a hiood. i p d ’luM-P :t
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s.n eryate'.J
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th e pre-
digests I h v « :ih 'ood t h - t w i ll a i ’-v y o u t
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H. Z. H A N SEN
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to write (hr ôer confttential
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b
U'i
th e p a p e rs . A l l o f > m .t o t a r e tro u b le .
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tro u f.ie to cook? U se th e s e lf - a c t in 't h is
a n ’ th e a i r — dy-y.rcpared t h a t ' a n ’ th e
a u t e r m r lic r .lh .c r .
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p o s tc a rl
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m o tio n .
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th s . ' v.vn p rin c e to th e ¿.(Beers in b is
v ic in ity ,
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o ff w ith m y b rid e !
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n e ith e r th e k a is e r n o r the p rin c e , a re-
t u r r e d . th e c ro w n p rin ce w a i advised,
la ig h n j y , to fo llo w his t f t h c r
end
tb e s n le t a n t .
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a ll r l ' h t u p tw a e e rta ln p i n t , b a t th e
p 'ln t is t h a t y o u 're r u n n in ’ I t In to th e
g r o u rd . L & k a t t h - a d v e rtis e m e n ts In
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on
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th o rn 'o tE ’ f U e ltiB o r e ’n “ u a h ln ' a h u t-
loo ut p iilf jt i’ a le v e r, a n ' th » n you
th ’ t.k y o u 're s ru s rl te ’eause y en done it
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a m . I c o u ld Hub y e n v-I'.h o c c bu dd Jlat!
b e hind m e. I lie l I «an p itc h .tw o t o a t i
o f h a y a fo re you «ott! 1 o r e — but you'<l
r ig u p * d e r rle k a n ' n f b r t e h l * a u to ­
m a tic h a y f o r k g o ’ »a " a tim e a n ' do It
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stead o ’ g e t t ln ' • s te a m » o g le , to do it.
a n ’ y o u r b e c k ’l l bo th e t « t t « i h 'r K.
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w in d do th e w o rk th e L o rd l o t r -’ed a n '
y o u 'll ra is e to m e m u scle o a j e r a rm .
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pro v e y o u r lu ngs, In s tld o ’ se t tin ' d o w n
to a te le p h o n e ."
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c h ln e ry . a r e y ou. U n e le D a ffe ? " asked
The Burrow Clevis
Have y o u a Horse with, any
O ne or More of th e follow
draught
STOCK and R efusing habits?
to Lead.
A fraid of su d d e n fa llin g of board
n n in g aw ay w hen h a lte r o r b rid le is rem oved.
B iting
POULTRY G R u e ttin
g fast in s ta ll.
A fraid o f « ig h ta n d sou n d of steam
aw ing in stab le.
K ic k in g a t m a ste r of s tia n g e rs
MEDICINE T P ender
b itted .
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a s E k c o rt.
A n a tn u a la ;, a to r j Is re la te d lu B e r­
l i n a b o u t an e v e n t w h ic h h a p p en ed o n
th e e v e n in g th e epown prin ce s s
waa
cOndn.-tod in to th e
R o y a l Schloas.
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em p ress a nd h e r fu tu re d a u g h te r-in - •
la w , e n te re d th e c o u rty a rd o f th e p a l­
ace th e c ro w n p rin c e w as I n c o m m a n d
o f th e g u a rd o f h o n o r u> re c e iv e th e m .
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pro­
g ra m m e , says a special to th e W a s h ­
in g to n S t a r ,- t h e crow n' p rin c e w as to
p a ra d e h is com p a n y before th e
p r in ­
cess. but a n un fo rse e n th in g h a pp en ed .
T h e k a is e r, w h o was w a itiu g . fo rg o t,
fo r th e fir s t t im e in his life , do ubtless,
h m ilit a r y g o im a llt J . I n h is jo yo u s e x -
c |t-g te n l he e x te n d e d h is a rm to th e
p rin cess a n d d isa p p ea re d w i t h h e r in
th e In t e r io r o f th e Schloas b e fo re th e
c ro w n p rin c e ha d tim e to set his g u a rd
a c e o rd irg to ta*ie.
g 'o t t ’4 -< auld Orwt an d leave« J u *l
pr. pe« •, •- p o rtio n i t f f u kehig-L'
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