The Port Orford tribune., March 13, 1912, Image 2

H 2 1 K V E S I X A .Y , M A R C H
O F F IC IA L
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Ü IK K C T O U Y
HOPES BLASTED.
CREEPING HORNED THING
T h ia la t h a t r u e s to ry o f a d tacour-
a g e d a n d w ra c k e d h u n io tla t, T h e v ie
t lm has rec o v e re d e n t ir e ly a n d coun t«
i t aa o n e c t th e lo r t u n s t s t h ie g s o f h la
a li f e t h a t , aa a fu n n y m a n , ha w as s h ip ­
w re c k e d e a rly .
A fe w y e a rs a go th e r e w a s a s tu d e n t
In on e o f th e le a d in g u n iv e r a it l a fo r
w h o th e u n t h in k in g p a r t o r th e fah-
! u lt y — a n y u n iv e r s ity haa som e p ro fts s -
* “« • u d
- ; o re n o t g u ilt y o f th in k in g m u c h — p rs -
i d ie t e d w h a t th e y c a lle d a b r il lia n t f u ­
tu re .
T h e young m aa te a r d o f w b at
th e y e aid a n d b e lle rs d I t . too.
H e w as k n o w n as th e c o lleg e w it. H e
w r o te a lle g e d h u m e ro n s p ie c e s to - th e
• c o lle g e
p u b lic a tio n s , a n d w h e n he
m a d e speeches a t college d in n e rs h U
, a u d ito r s
w e re conv u lse d , E v e r y one
seem ed to lik e th e y o u n g s te r— whose
. n a m e m ig h t be M c A n d re w s , a lth o u g h
I t I s n 't
M c A n d re w s w a s a ll th e m o re p o p u la r
because he w a s w o r k in g h la w a y
th ro u g h co lleg e. H e had liv e d m oat o f
h ie lif e In N e w J ersey
O n e d a y be
What
visible typewriter?
\
W riting in sight is part of it. Keyboard in sight is the
other part. It is as important that you see what you do
as to see what you have done. T he key-for-every-character
keyboard of the easy action, light running
w a s a p p ro a c h e d f o r a c o n tr ib u tio n fo r
s a a th le tic fu n d .
H e f r a n k l y s a id ha h a d n 't a n y m o n e y
k u l u a t a W ave,
H a v a H o rn a , D a d o ra s a
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t
"Everything that creeps hrs
horns down in Nevada,” says JL
H. Price of Lida, Nevada, in the
PortlandOregouiaa. “The ligards.
bugs and snakes all have ho. i
We have a species of the ratt'
snake down in Nevada which I «!•,
not believe is found in any other
part of the United State*. 1
never grows to be more than a
foot long, and is very slender.
!
?It has a small horn pn the top
o f its head and o n e rattle attached
to the end of its tail, A bite front
this small reptile weurij always
results In death. Its Vt-nom is
■aid to be even more poisonous
than that of the commou rattle­
snake. You take one of the»
_____
t o s pare, b u t h e w o u ld g lv s a p u b lic will
h u m o ro u s le c tu re In th e to w n h a ll I I !
th a u n iv e r s it y w o u ld r a lly ro u n d h im . • ,
W h e n he a n n o u n c e d th a t hla s u b je c t r o * n
w o u ld be " N e w Jersey tr a v e ls In s a . t h t - i
MODEL 10
ICkvuety J j d g e - E . A. B a ile y , O old
I
Beach.
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u n k n o w n an d fo re ig n , la n d ." t h e r e w as hear
hi
I ounty Commissioners—O tto laraert, a n Im m e d ia te p ro m is e to r a lly .
A n d r a l ly t h a t u n iv e rs ity d id . W o rd ' „
I ¡old Beach; UeoChenoweth, L an g lo is .
w a s p a w e d a ro u n d t h r t it
Revanibis ahuletvt . '*-a
Sanpia Staadl Cutting l>S i»i
g j / j V - T y
ie only 'tru ly visible w riting m achine
W r it e fo r inform ation to
n. Smith Premier Typewriter Company, Inc
Syracuse, N . Y .
h e r iff - W . A. Blshel. G old Beach.
' o un ty C le rk — Georgs
W . B m ith,
Gold Beach.
ounty Treasurer— Jamas O aughell
W e d d e rb u rn
Visible Writing
Complete C ontrol from
Keyboard
“
Branch« evwywhata
*
ta se s a o i— W m . T e lm a n , H a r b o r ,
school M t ip t .— W . 8 . G u e r in , L a n g lo is
u rv e jro r— D . C u n n i f f J r . , G o ld B e a c h ,
o r o o e r — D r . 8 . J . M a n n , L a n g lo is ,
A K e y for Every Character
l i n w o a o r thsco vsts .
i i r c u i t C o u r t m e e ts F o u it b M o n d a y io
Bidirome RAhea
Uadota Touch
Bell Been« T y p . Bar
C olt»» Hadar aad FmsgnpU
A u g u st o f each y e a r.
< o u n t y C o m m is s io n e r s
C o u rt
m e e ts
f ir s t W o d n r s d a y in J a n u a r y , A p r i l ,
J u l y a n d S e p te m b e r o f e a c h y c a i .
P r o b a te C o u r t m e e ts
f lr s t M o n d a y
in
■ e w T e V la d Out.
»
■ss by m ath ^ ^ * 33*
Kilmer fit
■ » « « tv«p.»<w.
m toe. N . Y . W h en w riting mart-
thla ga a s rc ua offer In this paper.
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r A PN - a ^ < J , «
J. ’
th in g s e v e r p r in t e d a b o u t N e w Jers e y
a n d r e w r o te th e m as hla o w n .
Ha
-
p ic k e d
out
a ll
th e
p e c u lia rly
" ,
n a m ed
p laces In th e s ta te , pueh as H o h o k u s . I wa
a n d m ad e th e m
th e scenes o f th e
Ther
t h in g s he ta lk e d a b o u t
1 „
M c A n d r e w s w a s n 't e n t ir e ly s a t'e fle d £ ¿ . 7
w it h th e w o rd s he w ro te a n d soon de- m ,n l1
e ld e d t h a t he m u s t t o r il f y th e m .
He f a *a l
M ariai......
h s g o t s o m a b ro w n c o lo r B asks, fille d
com e
th e m w it h w a te r s a d la b e le d
th e m
“ J e rs e y L ig h tn in g — Tanglefoot B r a n d ."
They
make the Smith Premier tha
choice o f the m aa who
Cokley...
post
................ F le t c h e r G a r d n e r .
comparative
BLACK -
DRAUGHT
s u p re m e c o u rt Justices in
to w n
cam«
also.
I
F r o m ih e m o m en t M c A n d re w s open
ed hie m outh*
t illin g of board
' ed.
B itin g
1 *uund of steam
• r or strangers
' agon wheels
t .ueh of shafts
p e a re a %r,u a H a l . ao lo r
liv .n ii,
g- along road
on th s (a c u ity
o ( a p p ro -
p r in t in g It .
I t w aa a u ig h t o t g re a t
'tiin g away
fu n . an d a t Its d o s e M c .A u d re w a war
witchers
Perm alien i an the hlllm but can be 1 besieged by scores w ith th e ir oo r-g rat
,
t<> groom removed ih a secind of time. Tbr a la tlo n s .
Shying only Clevis now oa the market that T h e u n iv e r s ity p re s id e n t g e n e ro u s ly
, s a id I t wao th e m ost d is tin g u is h e d a u d -
' down h ill atayn where pat.
| le n c e aaeeLibled In th r .t to w n , w ith
r wagon T lie e x c lty lv e rig h t to handle thia th e e x c e p tio n a t o b e t h a t O eorge W ll.
I of robes Clevis w ill be eold by Counties o r Horn C u r tis once had. A s a h u m o r le t.
Tender bitted.
Af»aid o f-o u
Pawing when hitched in atieet
Crow ding in stall.
- S a rin -
Refusing to halter or hi idle.
P u llin g on on.* rein.
Lugging on bit
Lunging and plunging.
Jum pin g fence».
Kef
A fra id o f automobile.-.
A fra id of paper.
i
,
A fraid ot tjtnbri I
Afraid of >ound
,
A fraid o f eanvt 1
States, o r set 01 three can be purchas­
ed lo r f ll.00.
Address
W , E. B urrow ,
I f you have lj<>.
tioaed Lad ha hi t- or v ç 1
And p e rm a n i n tJ \ to«
tMi in this coiirsi. of
of your horse mauy
keep or sell him . I
dence in d riv in g an
The only |i 1
work guaranteed.
C o r b in , O rp
t hem.
etti as g iv-
V illi«
" lilt to
.‘I COIIfi -
’l l '
N » M o r e C e d a r to S p a r e .
1
----
J iim a t lim it« *« ! m y tim b e r lo re ­
place fences an d
b u ild in g s
3 ,, (h e
fa rm , therefore I m ust n u l » p a r e a n y
m o re c e d a r.
P le a r e d o n o t a r k f o r i t
T h e g r e e n tree s w i ll g r o w a n d t h e d e a d
on es w i ll k e e p .
J . . *A«
H . U
O M y ,
ar
w lT
a fi'JJW
L a a g l o i a , O r . , A u g u t t 2 7 . I I 10.
DOCTORS
.M o -tss in g
-d h e M c-
' -■ « I I I GA
SWIFT & CO., -
I th e
i fo rb
P a to n t i a w y o f ,
.a n d to o e e la u g h e d Just ones.
T e a r s la t e r , w h e n M c A n d re w s earns
t o k n o w M a r k T w a in , he plucked up
s o u ra q s to w r its M r . C le m e n s to knoyr
I f he w o u l l lo ok t h a t le c tu re o v e r and
s a y w h e th e r th e r e w a s r e a lly a n y th in g
fu n n y In It-
H s g o t a le t t e r Io re p ly
ts U In g h im to send It a lo n e
NOflHfifC «•nuaJe ffor Wllee* A M l - F a i»
i>i«U (wr beudiM.'»» aeurulgla. atrfetiea.
/° 7 o z ? '
p
M
»
r
IN N /O Q C lî o t
but I believe it is straight pneu
monia intensified by the peculiar
climate conditions. You see U is
Intenar iy hot during the daytitot.
and at uight it becomes very cold.
These extremes do the work, in
niy opinion.—___ ‘
“Nevertheless, I would not i
of the country at present unlem
they hat e friends there, i t H nian
taken, down sick it |s hard to finf
anyone to take cuie of him. He
sides work is hard to obtain now
in these mining camps. There m e
lots of go. <l properties - down
there, but development is being
retarded by inadequate transpor
tatiou facilities. There are aev-
eral railroad projects under co
templation, and I think all these
camps will be connected with the
outside world within a y«gr or
tw o.”
DOCTORS ARD CHARITY.
M c A n d re w s w aa a h o w lin g -------------
T h a e n t ir e u n iv e r s ity w as s ure o f th e
b r il lia n t fu tu r e a w a it in g h im .
l a th a t a u d ie n c e w as a co lleg e g ir l,
th e c h a ir m a n o f th e le c tu re c o m m it
H u m a n w a n t and m isery la n o t to ho
o f a n e ig h b o riiig g ir l's co lleg e
She.
a lto g e th e r a ttrib u te d to igYioruuca l i
' to o . c a u g h t th e e n th u s ia s m o f th e m o-
th e o rd in a ry ed u ca tio n al ren«e, no r al
n w o t and o ffe red M c A n d re w s th a m u-
to g e th e r to econcinic condition?, b ill
n tfle e n t sum o f |26 to com e to le c tu re
m ore la rg e ly to th e m alig n effects <,f
t o th e g irls .
h e re d ita ry physical t a in t and lineenf-
H e snapped i t up ae q u ic k ly as a
ta ry su rro u n d in g s , says A tn e iic a n
g e t-r ic b -q u lc k m a n does easy m oney.
M edicine. A ll m odern e o m n iu n itir
I t was lik e fin d in g a gold m ine.
possess o rg a n iz a tio n s o f O « î c h a iiU -
T h e g i r l c h a ir m a n
w ent
a o m e to
bly in clined, and to th e effo rts <if >u :h
boom th e le c tu re , s h e a d v e rtis e d M c ­
Ixfiievolen t persons th e m edical 4
A n d re w s as th e recow cad w ll o f hla
fession is ch iefly in d e b te d fo r t t
u n iv e r s ity , th e c o m in g h u m o ris t o f th e
fo u n d in g and su p p o rt o f th e m any in ­
U n ite d S ta ten , th e o n ly le g itim a te suc­
s titu tio n s th ro u g h w hich p h y s k ia h s
cessor t n a t M a r k T w a in w o u ld e v e r ' eMamise th e ir fu n c tio n s am<-i>g th e
have.
poor. I t rem a in s fo r th e p ro fra v io ii t<
T h e n ig h t o f t h a t lect :uiw c am e on.
e n te r in to tk is w o rk In a more pjeie
th e le .-tu re w as g iv e n la th e colleg e
n iatic w ay.
E v e ry c ity , co un ty an.!
c h a p e l, o n e o f th o ae c old , blue p.aces
s la ts m edical so ciety should have
t h a t a re s o m e tim e s fo u n d In In s t it u ­
s tan d in g c o m m itte e o f its m oat puh'i
tio n s e a ia b lis h e d In
th e In te re s t o f
s p irite d m em bers,
jrw rtic u
som e re lig io u s sect.
business i t should b t to cooper a t.
T h e co lleg e p re s id e n t s a t o a th e p la t ­
tiv e ly w ith th e org a n ize d « L a r ilir n.
fo r m a nd h ie fa c e w as g r a v e
H is
th e ca p ac ity o f an a d v is o r/ board, i ■
w h o le aspect seem ed to say:
m e h a system m uch m ay b f . ' n v :■
" Y e u n g ih a n . th ia is a h o ly place.
th s w ay o f p re v e n tin g n its u lo » ai
L e t oo u n d o s le v it y be a tte m p te d
o f developing th e fo rm o f pre . ei.: ' v
i ' McAndrews gave ths lecture, and ths
Opp. U S. Patant ¿flics,Washington, fi C.
I’ w r y n o J / Rayw no.
rV.Mt. nrr»« < a i.-U C p’burH «. the ntggt won
^»ci-ful uiM.i.c'jr «tiwnnorv o f Ibo ;ure* p e a *
Ain Mbd r t f n s h i n * u* Uw la e c , a c t genu »
an< igM U r , ty ««« Ui»h.4rs. a v e r find bor.c»a,
W feiiW nc the e n tire t n it m. ill
rolde,
earn h m »none, le v e r, hi
rtetuaUpatl'Hl
a»i»l hiiiniM n.‘AK, P ira a e b’»r ar.tt tr y a boj
»1 V .
U. i.-fio v ; 10, 2X Mi e o u . K oklaad
ahleud I * cure b j ai! tlruggieu*
C are
The Burrow Clevis
university urtaideoi t u d iw w t h ir d s e t
th e fa c u lty « e r e p te a co t.
Scores ol
j w e ll- k n o w n
to w n s p e o p le
c am e
A
Judge o t th e c o u rt o f appeals and tw o
STOCK *nd in g habits?
Refusing to Lead.
A fn t't
PO U LTR Y ' Running
awav when h a lte r..1 ly
ettin g fast in stall.
A fun 1
M ED IC IN E G Pawing
in stable. „
Kn-
..
IB a t
T o add s fin is h in g tou ch to th e h i-
' la r lt y o f th a e v e n in g M c A n d re w s ha d a
1 m a p m ad e, d iv id in g N e w Jers e y In to
th r e e
d is tr ic ts ,
w h lc j ba c a lle d th a
M o s q u ito , C ra n b e r r y a nd
B ac k w o o d s
i d is tr ic t« . T h e n he h a d a te re o p tlc o n
; v ie w « m ad e o f th e in oequltoea, th e lif e
M ae re p re s e n ta tio n s o f w h ic h w a re as
big aa t o r n doors.
'
T h e n ig h t o f th e le c tu re cam e . T h e
Always Stays “P it”
fBlI x bottle or com m on glass with your
« a la r and let It stand twenty-four hours; a
sediment or set­
tling Indicate» an
unhealthy condi­
tion o f the kid­
neys; If It stains
your linen II l<
evidence of k id ­
ney trouble; too
frequent desire to
flo jHmxarGA.. Jaa. SS, Its*.
pass It or pain in
B la et-D
Stock and Pvat^y
the back is also
M adM and
ne Is blad- bsst 1 s re r trisd. O <
Incing proo.' that the kidneys
stock was oo kinf bad when you seat
•n c n q lo f order.
me the medicine and now they are
W h a t to D e.
getting so fl-te. They are looking »
•
re la com fort In the knowledge so
per sent, b »tier.
' 1 expreaaad. that D r. K llm ar « Sw am p-
». P. BBOGKIKOTOM
' n t . the great kidney rem edy fulfills every
isn in curing rheum atism , pain In the
oaex, kidneys, liver, tla d d e r and every part
ct the urinary passage. I l corrects lnsbilltv
<• hold w ater and scalding pain In passing
It. e r bad affect« follow ing use of liquor,
win« or beer, and overcomes that unpleasant
ascessitv o f being com pelled to go often
during the day. and to get up m any times
during tha night. T h e m ild and tha extra-
ring for
'• pro.np
»ternary «»act 01 Swansp-Root is soon'
reallxod
It stands tha highest fo r Its won- •
doHul «urea of the moat dlstrsss'ng case«.
I f yea nood a medicine you should Iw ve the
beat. Sold by druggists ¡g 50c. and J l. ,1 « « .
r& E X u o T Z ^U W vT O JJS
Y ou m ay have a sam ple bottle of thM
wonderful
discovery
IV - f T '
A«
.eg«l F^rTfco aw«l advice, aad <mr
chargee are moderate. Try aa
ra rv
* p r lt
le n g i
have
A g n e a s ...,,.
P o rt O rford.
D e n m a r k ....
L an glo is
in v e s tig a te s
sional d we of B la cfc -P riii(fh t S t ok
T h e r a w as a la rg e a d v a n c e s a le o f
tic k e ts . M c A n d r e w s rose to’ th s occs-
ston.
H e w o rk e d e a rly a n d la te In
w r it in g fu n n y th in g s In to th e le c tu re ,
H e c a llo te d s?T th e alleged h u m o ro u s
o m en s xsn rosr- t h a t h s g o t fr o m a s a lo o n ke e p e r. a n d
»aanaar
m ix e d I t w it h th e p u lv e ris e d b ric k . H e
............................Miss I d a Ooolev. b o ttle d th e m ix tu r e , sorted th e b o ttle s
ooumtv
W e d d e rb u rn
advantage*.
and Poultry Medicine in their
food. Any stock raiser mav buy a
Xl-cent half-pound air tig h t ran
of this medicine fro n bis dealer
and keep hia stock in vigorous
health te r weeks. Besb-rs gener­
ally keep Black-Draught .Stock and
Poultry Medicine. If youra doea
not. .end *J5 cent« for a «anmle
can to the manufacturer«. The
Chattanooga Medicine Co., Chat­
tanooga, Tens.
w
( ( l i l i e s ..............
Perirci Daw G a w d
Bock Specs Lover
Thoussuada Have Kidney Trouble
aad Don’t Know It.
H
boon
“Y
.
Variable aad Uaiveaal
CUItC C O N S T I P A T I O N . . . .
>•«•4? UMBWe»?. <Mtea«w. M»M iw 4L kw«» task. Ï|T
of ti
c a lle d up on to re h e a rs e g rin d « c n N a w
J ers e y In g e n e ra l a n d on M c A n d re w s
l a p a r t ic u la r .
a n d la b e le d t h e « a » sam ples o f N e w
J ers e y s o il, to he passed a ro u n d In th s
a u d ie n c e .
S o m e th in g move w as needed. a n d so
Goar Drives Com as«
Rdtboe C oam dlrdtrow
Stock and poultry bare few
troubles which arc not bowel and
l i v e r irreirularitica.
B ta c k -
IH sujfht Stook and P .-i!try Medi­
cine la a bowel and liver remedy
f<< stock. It pi.U the organa of
digestion in a perfet. condition.
Prominent American breeder-, and
farmer» koep their lien I »and flucka
xealtby by giving .beta an occa­
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a b o ti
m oni
tik u
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ta a ‘
c ra a v
1»V P a la w e w .
1 -v .e n ,
T . . t . G one. P o
‘•» A H '
W « l t k . It O f U n « . K ir. J j c . iU e
w as g o in g
T h e g le e c lu b w as
g o t a n old b r ic k an d pound ed I t up
Ona
T h e n he to o k som e w h it e s an d,
each m o q tb -'
“ t lo f h say w i f e a n d m y s e lf k e e e b e v a
u a « tg CASCA K KTS and th e , a n ta t basi
M edia«« we kara era, liurt In the Ix.uaa I . u i
e ra s a y a lia was ( n u l e wuk kaadaehe lor
two S irs . aha triad sowie of ro tirC aitC A H F T S ,.
and tb*< rallarad tha pain la l.cr bead almost
hr.tnsJlataly Ws both isi onii») nr* C a tta re »
C u n a S is i. w y u r
f it » h u r « Sata a b q o - 'i C o. fitw b u r f. 1-q.
to be a g r e a t « h o w .
M r C ls m e n e re tu rn e d th e m a n u s c rip t
la t e r » H h
tb s r e m a r k
(h a t I t w as
• q s t t e r o o d ."
M c A n d re w s th e n and
th e r e g a v e op a ll bops at being a
h u m o r is t.— M. T . S u
c h a r ity w h ich w ill seek to anre.io» . l r
su ffe rin g by th e re d u c tio n o f pedV
clous co nd ition s. T h e ap lrn d id »J
o f in firm a rie s , dtcprnsartes andVrc
ta le In p lacin g c u ra tiv e inr«i:cii.r
th e d la p o v a l o f th e diacased p. or. n -
to be supp lem ented by b ib . ■ c O
science o f p rev en tive m edieiuc is .
h a rm o n to u i a c tio n w ith th a t fo ri,
c h a r ity w hich looks to th e lease '
o f social t t i i s a lo n g th e Ijpe» o f p i . -
s o n a l and pu blic s a n ita tio n .