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f b b r u a r y » s, lo ia OFFICIAL DIRECTORY -J o h n , here sue your slipper«-" " T h a n » you." - h a d fo u r smoking la c h e t" »TXTS AMD DISTBICV OFPK I B S ; “ H ow good you aro!“ (J. 8 . Ben’t o - J o n a t h a n B - i r n e J r ., o f - h a d yo ur pipe and tohaxTM" P o rtla n d an d G eo . £ . C h a m b e rla in o f - T h a t « k in d !" “ A nd now M t down and le t ma rub S a le m . O ongresaaaan, F i r s t M a te ic t - W i l l i e p o u r h e a d - f o r I kn ow yoh'ro t i r e d - poor fellow . s_, O. H a w le y , of Salem G o v e rn o r— O s w a ld W e n t, S alem . S e c re ta ry o f State— R e n . W .G Ic u lt >»»- , Im n. S tate T re a s u re r— Th ao . B. K a y , o f Ba , lens. 8 u p t P u b lic In s tr u c tio n — L . A . A id j e r m a n , S alem . State P rin te r — W ill la D o n lw a y . h a le u i, | A tto rn e y G e n e ra l— A . M. C ta w fo rd , S a le m . C le rk S tate la n d B o a rd —G . U . B ro w n . .,! W h a t is a visible typew riter? S a le m . J o in t Henato* fo r 0 o < * and W . a Chase. J o in t R e p re s e n ta tiv e fo r C u r ry — Cooe an d C u r r y — 8. P . Peirce. J u d g e , i d J u d ic ia l D istrict»- J W riting in sight is part of it. Keyboard in sight is the other part. It is as important that you see what you do as to see what you have done. T h e key-for-every-character lrs»vkr»»rrl nf the f*aSV ACtlOM. light funning M O D E L 1 0 H a m ilto n , Roseburg. P rosecuting A tto r n e y . * 1 J>i ll . i n t 1 '• M o d el o f C h ristm as C h a p a la { a great cities of the no rth, when C h ris t mas trees are trim m ed , humb»e ^ q»..»*»* buy n a y plaster chapel i, w hich, lig hted w ith a single eandja lend aa Innocent sanctity to the chll- dreo'e festal corner. H ow m any know th a t those modest em hlen^t■ are mod eled upon the M o ravian church a t Re.; and w hat would not tb« lit tle once give If Ihey. lik e the .ch il dren of th a t town, could welcome the «» »km r's coming w ith in the tlm e-hon - xwed w a lls ’ — Ladies' Mome Journal. tr io t— G eorge M . D ro w n , ii 0 . 8 . C o ih iu is e io n c ls — I f . T . S u w .u t, jiThe Bomb at«« the Dinner Party P o rt O rfo rd . ooumty o rn o s a a . C o u n ty J 'w lg e — E . A B a ile y , G o ld I L Boblquet 1* the lirsp to lo w V lienee. H e 1» Just s ta rlin g to * c l lb « door him self when a hoarse volrx. -.rl«» loudly: " T h e bomb la In the k itc h e n !" Before either m onsieur or can (ra s p th e m e e tin g ol th e dan w hich la U re u te n lu g them , th he., th e crunch wt .he gravel beoex •>' steps and a wagon drives n . r . aw ay. M adam e utters one •< ream s p rom ptly faints. M o n s le -r t o o l K him w ith large, fr ig h te n s ' «.) scared to move. I t veenas to but th e slightest geslurt « 111 ». • l,J0 h o r r lt e w h irlw in d H e fee = w ere already blown In ' a IBObr frag m en t»— bv ba* * n e x j »x*i' »- rifled expectancy oh bis face. ▲ glance a t his w ife, how evei. stores his self-posses Ion by uroux.n h im to his responsibilltl«— Ho c a r to the waitress und th ey go " to th e kitchen, w here h «> see B uJoxIa w eltering In her gpr- c m ust bava been M Ued v e iy u-<t fo r there has no t been he a llg .it • ' aouud o f a struggle. B ut Eudoxie la not d* td. m e huddled in a masa on tu . ta e l "tx m urm u rin g, w ith qulvei lug "Bomb— bomb— bo m b !" Monatatfr endeavor» to lif t hr po rtin g bis w ife on th e outer r to r-a c h the door tb y m .t through the h itch a. --altail Ural, 'h e y a t last daeb U.reu desperate courage and th eir e Beach < o llllty C . B in l? .» ii U i r 3 . - t ) t ' ta o h l B e a t 'll 'J e o C i . t n W r ite for information Io Visible Writing Complete Control from Keyboard A Key for Every Character ’ . The Smith Premier Typewriter Company, Inc Syracuse, N . Y . Branches emrywham ' I.» - tl» .'h e r if T - W , A . I . i i - h . I, C o u n ty C le r 'i— G e o ig v < S |hi G old Beach. C o u n ty T re a s u re r— Ja m es C a u g lM li Revsteble T a b u l-^ R*<k Simple Slencil CuUing Dssro c -p F -ra T y « " ie only truly visible w riting m achine “ W e d d e rb u rn Assessor— W m . T o lm a n , H a r b o r . 8c li0o l 8 u p t .—W . 8 . G u e rin . L a n g lo is Surveyor- D . C u n n if f J r ., G old Ueacti. C o r o n e r --D r . 8. J . M a n n , L a n g lo is . M IB T IB O a o r T U B CO If ST B. C ir c u it C o u rt m eets F o u rth M o n d a y f a Bichrome Ribbon XteterntTew^— ——— —-—,— Bell Besncg Type Bar____ Column Fiadev sad PmagrspU DsCaaal Tabulator ■’ P s rfa c t Eromg FeeiWoe loUrcbsageMde Cwrigto ___ R is h l sad L s fl Camege Ralasm Gssr Drive« Cam««« ___ Ribbne Controlled from Ksybewd V a ra b la sad Uaivaraal Spacer Peeled D a d Guard Back Spam L w er Carriage Reorder Uw A u g u s t of each y e a r. C o u n ty GomnafealoBera C o u rt m eets fir s t W o d n ra d a y la J a n u a ry , A p r il, J u ly and bopletr.ber of each yea». P ro b a te O c u rt m eets d r a t M o nd ay ia e a ch m o d th OCBST oocktv ro«T o rn o a s x a o ro ar- uxsTsaa. A . . . .M ias Ida Cooley. C h e to o ............ ........ .F le tc h e r G ard n e r. H a r b o r ........... ................ J. W. M iley. -G o ld B e a c h . .............C . L . W ake m an . W e d d e rb u rn if l ih e e .......... M a r ia i../.'; S C E N E — A house In the ou tskirts or ¿farts ra y ly decorated w ith shrubs a n d Japanese lantern« | . Character«— M and Mme. Kobiftuet, ( w o m aids an d Uw d lunei guests. - I t Is sakes « M o c k . Madame, w h o h a s sent out In vita tio n s lo r a d lnuer ( « f cosiumad heed«. laaeaiR d Jn the aa-, Ian . w here she can sdiutre h e ra tlf In (h e glass. H a r A a u Js «It msml iu Ixiuis X V . style, no t perheps «»» Igluar. hut a a i ire o ie ly distinguished Ma lania s strung po int Is dlsliac u o n . M oiisieui., whu .cares n o th ing about bring d la tln -l <ulshsd, la hot hnd uncomfortable in a flowing w ig, sad strides liu p a tle iitly , I o p and down. Madam e (s till looking a t he rs elf)— D e e r m e, M . Roblquet, 1 w ish you | w o uld t r y and e ll stMl. M onsieur— it's a qu arter paat eeven , and nobody bare yet! M adam e tcom plaeanU y)—G f course no t; J d id n 't In v ite them u n til h a lf- Agness...... choice of the man who investigates comparativo advantages. P o r t O rfo rd D en m a rk . . . L a n g lo is . . E c k le y ..., The Barrow Clevis Always Stays “ l’ut” H ave y o u a H orse w ith a n y O n e o r More o f th e follow STOCK and in g habits? to L ead. A fraid of su d d e n fallin g of l)o>trd POULTRY R R«f(isii)g‘ u n n in g aw ay w hen h a lte r o r b rid le is rem oved. iB iting G e ttin g fast in s ta l l . A fraid of sig h t a n d sound of steam MEDICINE P aw ing in stab le. K ic k in g a t m aste r or s tra n g e rs • • ■ • t h m y w i f e e n d it t y iw ir h e v e b e e a ■■(ma C A S C A U f i 8 S lid m s d ls le s w e S a v e e v e , Jittd ^ ¿ m , w ire W M f A S . t o th e y s r e l a s b e s t I n th e lio u « « . I.s » t w t(h k e s d s e h . fo r s o m * n f you» 0 M * C A h E r S . rWM ih e y r e lK v t x l th n p u fo In h e r heu«i aivdom B u msesmjdfrnuiiw w e b o th rw o w co © » « ‘ C a B G «re u C h as . •«•«ay«. «M M onsieur— K m told me «even! « ■ -» •— (sw eetly)— 1 w anted <o m ake'sure th a t you would be ready, m y m__ ' i ’ M o nsieur—Oh. you did, did you? W a ll, I t la nothing to you w hether I d ie o f congssttoo o f the brain ! M a -* -------- a te rr ib le tem per you are la , to be' sure! T b e m om ent an y th in g occurs to disturb your habits, you Im m ediately grow l lik e a thunder cloud. You are a t bad aa Mme. Hlro- teau; sne said ebe hesitated to accept my |n , l t a t l u u o h account o f the dis- ( lurkaneee of the times! hluualeur (a b se n tly )— She was quite r ig h t M adam e (s arc astically)— W as aha, Indeed f Disturbances of the lim es! W e are not a t war. are we? Monsieur- -N o , hut our allies, tbe H u .siaua. u > e -a u d th in k of a ll these rs .o lu tln u e and bombs! M adam e h ah, xs u t could not give a dinner Locaus th« im p erial court Is Iu inournlug! Th ere are uo bomb» Uudoxte (s h r ie k in g )— D o n 't D o n 't go! Oh! F ire ! M u r d n l T h ! Just then a group o f peop'» laughing ilow’n th e rotu. 1 'h tj 1! iblqueVa guests, w ’ .o ha. to Im prove th e b e autifu l su m ru. tug by w alkin g . - T h e Indias a re laughing a t u headdresses beueath the lig h t Several are In Louie X V . style «' th e Old N o rian n cap and ano. T h e gentlem en w ear lo n g wigs and w hiskers, w h ile ohr 1« nirguls«. ' as > clown and a second as a negro. Th ey stop iu aa to n w h m -c t io ae> th e ir host and host «sa ont In he roe and th e questions and ex clam ai.o iu fly fact. F o rtu n ately tbe v illa elands quite by Its elf, so there Is uo crowd. M onsieur (In a voice which he tria« to m ake sound calm and qoiiscl d) la noth ing—only one of these anarch 1st«—a bomb— T b e Guests tin a chorus)— W h ere : Madam e— In th e k lp hen. T h e Negro— H a * I t ex dode e t* M ousieur— N ot yet. Th e Clown (e n e rg e tic a lly )— T l ' what the d evil— B uòne they can atop h im 'h e bus up in« p alu and into khu bou»e Tl Is au up prefa.¡Ve Miotica, hive.) th io l» w ith m e »sms fe ar, th>- I k i i i u i A lle i «eventi m o m -’its » ueeineil li..« Hours. Ik * clown r t T h r o i i i e u — 1 »sii't anc ar.,- - r ; F about It! Th ere was one In fro n t o l T h u N i-a r o .U m ust be a )o . ilk« th e prefecture (hie im iriung the oui s i On) prefecture th is iro ri, M adam e | , ill sarcastic, hut a trifle ' lu g Every one wse so sure It w n e rv o u s )--Ik > you really mean one o f ' bomb Mini th a t they were ko m « lu I those te rrib le — T ender b itted . A fraid o f sound of Imggy or wagon w heels blown in to s thousand s. Iln te r’ B" Stack S«d p o u l t r y have low Monsieur (uuheeillng) — And there trouble* wlrich are not I ow’d and tb eu I t turned out to h>- n i.' i Paw ing w hen h itc h e d in direct. A fraid of touch of sh a fts w ere Brest crowds tu the street. l i v e r irrefrulariU «.. b l« c k - cinders an old pens! C ro w d in g in «tall. S carin g at hogs or dogs Along road M adam e— I t must bava made It look Draugbt Stuck and Poultry Medi tf n u n l. rTiatihfc pirfMiit Tart* Kudoxle (s u d d en ly!— H e r * be ' « iok«»•* V ririb(‘i». »< G r i Kl> —t*- cine » a be-vel »• 1 !i»»r remedy very unusual! R efusing to h a lte r or bridle. R u n n in g aw ay back kg aln’. 1 know the sound i ... C U R B - C O M b flP A T IQ H . f.,r stock, h |Wts the orgsus <1 M onsieur—Dome one had Just discov filwrUag ■raaadg VwM)NUiv. ttte a f*. M«.p»rra(, > » • Tteh wheels! H e Is kolng to w ard the el P u llin g on one re in . S trik in g . , 1 oil sw itch ers Permanent aa Ute hills, but can he ered a saucepan In one o f th e offlexe. digestion in » perfect .oeuitum . Monsieur and M adam , toe Prominent Am.viua« ore»d r» and L u gging on b it Batf~to h a rn e ss. Bad to groom removed ia a seroud of time. Thr M adam e — A second astonishing farmer- •epth*« lV ' !* W ho? L u n g in g and p lu n g in g . H a rd to shoe. S h y in g only Clevis now ou the market (hsl event! ¿ « w ith ' ‘ J**“ - '' ‘ 't Kudoxle— Th e m an w iy i the r.» ' M onsieur (excltedljr)— I l was a real rionsldosenf Kt : l>r,u^!d M . k stays where pat. J u m p in g fences. R e fu sin g to h y ld b a c k going down f|iR A wngou is in fa c t sopr» sc ig »■ « T h o t ir a d d s TTnvc TTM -dey T - o n T l J a n d r o c .lt r v M c -I.c c e in th e ir — you understand, w ith a lid fastened an«d, Is . A fraid o f autom obiles. Bad to h itc h to buggy or w agon T h e e x c lu s iv e r ig h t to h a n d le tn ls w ith Iron and a fuse sticking out. Id ly, i t stops near the fr o f.,od. Any stock raiser m ar b u rs and D o n ’t K n o w I t . looking group o f pe»>r: ' 25-cent half round a-r tig h t can 1 A fraid of paper. L o llin g th e to ngue. A fraid o f robes C le v is w ill be sold by C ounties o r s till sm oking! By chance, some one taatlc M c w ^ T o V lu d o « t. In a blue blouse looks < -t li * c of thir medicine fre n liu Ic.-ile: had pat I t out, but th in k w h at would S tates, o r set oi th re e can be p u rc h a s m ent and then addresses r.Jdo *l- A fraid of u m b rellas. A fraid of clo th es on line m i a bottle or common glass -with your and krt-p b u stock in «ifforoiii have happened! ed fo r »1.00. A d d re M water and let 11 stand twei. y four hours; a The M an in ihe B lo u s e - D I i . I r WM -■ I ► ’" T 'X ''" " : A fraid o f sou n d of g u n . A fraid of band playing M adam e (w h ite beneath her rouge) sediment or set- It? 1 duln t have I me fo a u lt b< Ding Indicates an A fraid o f canvas top w agons. A f r a id o f cars — Is th is true? , ' o f m y other deliveries I pu t ,o , i i —^.unhealthy condl- M onsieur— T ru e as I am s ittin g here. borolie gl. cee uh the lop of , the I H ? f Don of Ihe kid- M adam e (f a in t ly !—O b ! ! I ‘ ' ITvou have horses a d d ic ted to a n y ot th e above m e n chest, w here 1 th o u g h t y^.i »o tt’ d * ' \ u neysi if It Maine M onsieur (sarcastic In his tu rn )—8 o i--A I your linen It Is tioned'B ad h a b its o r vicious tra its , you can cure th em . sure to see It. I alw ays grow l, do I? D id n 't I forbid evidence of kld- And aa tbe wagon drives awr A nd p e rm a n e n tly too, by fo llow ing th e system as g iv H o M o r e C e . l a r to S p a r e Budoxle IO say e word to you about It l I Li ney trouble; loo R oblqnrts and -th e ir cueaia cat en in th is course o f lessons, th ere b y in cre asin g th e value M adam e— Does she know about It? frequent desire to - tu. twatxa, G* d e a rly In the oiooultght, painted » i M onsieur— O f course. T h e re is n o ia - I I in iw t Itu s lm n tl m y lim b e r lo re Jv p e u II or pain In htaer-U »»«hi St aide; "'Jonfeefjonery, flue ca.eri of y o u r horse m an y d o lla rs w o rth , w h e th e r you w a n t to ani» te» I * l ' i o t e r t i — the back »Iso la g elee talked about dow utow n! She ires a sp ecialty."— F ro m thv French, i p lace fences a n ti h u ilr iin g s vn t h * • t o e l r w M o « 'H ” f b v : keep or sell h im . I t w ill increaso y our safety a n d confi •onvtncing proof that the kidneys ar.d blad came back shaking from the m ark et! ni« ih© n» f a r m , th e re fo re I ro u a l n o t s p a re s a y der are out of order. M a d a m e -I noticed th a t som ething dence in d riv in g and h a n d lin g a n y such rn im a l. g o V w s R<> W h a i to D e. m y c e n t b » tw t. T h e o n ly licensed h o rs e tra in e r in O regon. A ll m o r e c e lla r . F le a n e ilo n o t nsk fo r ¡1 was (he m atter, but 1 thought she bad There Is comfort In Ihe knowlesjce so e p. a a o o k iso T O W A t th e M od oY th e 7 «kt. T h e green tree» w ill g ro w end t h e »lee i the d inner on her mind. A re you sure eften expressed, that Dr. Kilmer's Swamp- 1 g la n c e u p a t t h e c a l e n d a r I t was a saucepan?. Root. the great kidney remedy fulfills every A n d t h i n k o f o ld . ones w ill keep O f f r ie n d s h i p s y s t ie ir » " n l > * i s 4 . I M onsieur— W e ll, perhaps I t - was a wish in curing rheumatism, pain In the U ptom , B u t o f t . a l e » ' In »« s keek, kidneys,liver, bladder and every part p o t L a n g lo is , O f .. A u g u r ' 2? 1 fc 10 . J t h i n s o l u r .s m ti’ * n n c is , of the urinary passage. It corrects Inr tllltv M adam e— D id you see it? 4 Ol d r -n m i—I O r. in lyre!— to hoM water and scalding pain In passing 1 M onsieur— No. it wasn't there w hen W h i l e g la n c i n g .«t ;h « c a l e n d e r k. er had effects following use of liquor, A n d t a x i n g in th e Art. ' | w en t to the building. wine or beer, and overcomes that unpleasant —N . O. T lm e s -lx * -o e r s t. M adam e— Hnd they taken I t aw a y? 1 necessity of being compelled Io go oftsn t o w r it« for o u r c c n t ld e n ila l le tte r b s to rs s p - M onsieur— i t was ueceesary. So the A Good lo v e r*..c e n t. during the day, and Io get qp many times p lr in .t fo r p a te n t; I t in x y I-a w n rU i m o n e y . during the night. The m ild and the exlra- " W h y <Ud M r C tic asr give t,i W e p ro m p tly o b ta in U . S. a n F c is .g n soldiers took I t erdlnary effect ol S w a m p -R o o t la soon T K E 8 K A 8 8 N O T IC E . M adam e— W here? T o the barracks? brother's little boy «uco at .»pet realized. It stands the highest for Its won Poor things! W h a t If I t should am C hristm as present?" derful eurea of Ihe most distressing eases. A n y person o r perrons trespesring. "T o save money. M r. C llrb e r ' plods? If yee need a medicine you should have the say c o n ttm p tio n can ba up on th e C r u ft L a k e R a n c h ,—tb e M e- M ousieur— I don't know w ka t became seven boys o f his own. -.nd In o r D b Y to a r d vre *c n d t n ' I M H C D l A •. best. Sold by druggists lr 50c. an d $l. sizes. cured. N ature alone won’t r e p o r t o n p i u e n U b i 'il v AV© fctr c o f tb e te rrib le raach¡ue. Doubtless the th a t l ilt nch brother would r< L e lla n a n d M a rs h a ll Ranches, w ill ba Yeu may have a sample bottle j j f this .eiS « e n r ic e iM id M W Íc e , « n d o u r do it, it needs help._______ proper precautions were taken In order eats."— B rook I) u Lli<- •b a r « « » ©re m o d o r a t* . T r y u* woederful discovery 4 prosecuted to th e u tm o st e x te n t of th e end e book that te lls ^ B iw e T K a i. . t a to avoid a ll possible accidents la w ; and a re w ard w ill he g iv e n f a r in , 1 A S xrfclo g sr. mors shout It. both s e n ! f o ¡ T »¿jyM M *d a iu e— L e t us hope so! W hat a fo rm a tio h a n t t w ill Is» td e c -k -h t -o M rs. M o lh e rh a a - five w hat s P M o n t itn iy o . », «haelulaly free by mall. 1 , ! te rrib le tim e th is Is to live la ! Buch address D r. Kilm er k tlfu l C hristm as present m other t tlo n o f th e g u ilty p a rtie s . is the beat help, but. ita ose Opp. U S. Pafcnt CIBet^ashl' gtfld. things never happened liefore. Ge.. Binghamton. N . Y . When writing m«n- must be continued in sum 1 M onsieur (aaMIlng retrosp ectively)— sent you. H e n ry t Kee reeihng this gonsrous offer In this paper. H en ry (s o u rly )— I su, m er aa w ell as w inter. I T e rrib le , aa yoa eay! A h. I hear th e « « ■ ■ < > la i n « » « t> , n t e I t la a n u l « mW “US m a rt» » c lic k o f th e gate—some one la com- she la c o '-. l t . g to stay « — b riK 'kl: n Life. Cbe*E hloovl iteaas » «lesa skia. Nu C e t a « e n t i I k M c now. All DroBgMs a v rrv n o ‘ 7 ’ »>'» **»• ‘ * * ’ u i dja» *>a«wuwi»MJ .ta u t) «vitknnt it. Lascareis, Candy Cstbar Caw-Arct* í'sndv C c th T i :i- Die most won ÌU « n«« I t ^« ’ T h e y both M t down, a proper sm ile " ìc •' © mi » >wur binod it-id U.'ep it ckhib , b? 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