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V r i t e r T o lls o f Ix p a r is a c o tn R o b b in g
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It as o c r f if U a to rtunate th in g * oi bla
life th at, a * » ¡uany m an, ha was ship
E d it!» bird nests are found in
thg A’b ’ft-B o f rocks o r iu under
'gr<iund eave» w b itli are fre q u e n t
l y of g e a t • i t e , i t .
John Mac-
O reg u r, in W ritin g of a I :rd Heal
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M o b .m
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w ritin g tunny things In to tbe lecture,
I H e ealloted a ll the alleged humorous
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«. tbs uuctonisBed, hereby give uo,
ttoe that I have a eoavejence frvw the
Patentee to tidelands and wsier kka
in the H arb or of Port Orford, Oregon,
on n portion of which a pert of the
wharf is erected withoel say oousrnt.
A ll parties a n hereby warned not to
drive piles or trespass hi any manner
wbaUovver on said tidelands or water
lots.
Man A m
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GENERAL MERCHANDi
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Notice.
Noth» is hereby given to all whom
i t may concern, notto enter upon, or
treepaae la any manner upon the Star
Bench, eitnated a t Langlois, Carry
County, Oregon, lor the purpose of
bnotieg with guns or dogs, or
wise treapa i.i any m eaner.
Any peruon or persons so entering
upon said premises w ithout my con
sent will bo proeecutod to the fu ll ex
tent of the law.
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GROCERIES, The Best, Only,
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(he wor(lg M wrow
cWed tbBt be muBt fo rtify them. H e
got an old brick and poundei I t up
Has- T h en he to o k ‘ some w h ite sand,
axatlve Rromo Auinine
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n t -A- B ren t o f » 1 .
H0MÏ
Cures a Cold in One Day, Grip ia Tw o.
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Do Yon
Know the News ’
“ • ««* trom • *hk>“ heeper,
m ixed It w ith the pulverised brick. H e
®n *°s* 33c.
Y o u can h a v e it a ll for
Have you ever
«een a Sunset?
Per 60c, ,r
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visar wav, • “ «— «»«’ u»r»u.
free.
SUNSET MAGAZINE.
FLOOD »VIVOWG
CALIFOROTA
BAN FRANCISCO
Andrews as the renowned w it o f his
university, the coming hum orist of the
United State«, the only leg itim ate sue-
ceaeor m a t M a rk T w a in would ever
have.
T h e night o f th a t lecture came on.
the lecture was given In the college
chapel, tuts o f those cold, blue places
th a t are sometimes found In In s titu
tions establlrhed In th e In terest o f
some religious sect.
Th e college president sat on th e p la t
form aad bis face was g ra v a
H is
whole aspeci seemed to say:
“ Young man. th is Is a holy place.
Let no undue le v ity be attem pted
here.”
McAndrews gsvs the lectnre, aad the
audience laughed Just once.
Years later, when McAndrews came
to know M a rk T w a in , be plucked up
Babstancc.”
W an ted M o re o f th e Same.
'About a ye ar ago H r. G ra y
lost a w a lle t containing a larg e
sum of monev.' l i e offered a lib
cral rew ard fo r its retn ru , but tlm
p a rty who found it thought the
whole thing was b etter than the
re w a rd . The ot|ver day the doc
to r cn teri d Ids coal house and the
first thing he saw was his w allet,
and p ro tru din g from the end was
a card bearing the inscription:
‘T io c to r, pleas«' (ill this prescrip
lio n agaih.”— G arden C ity iKan.J
H e ra ld .
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jp^wae
See
Briefs;
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Posters'
Envelopes.
Statements,
Bill Heads,
Letter Heads,
Legal Blanks,
Any Thing,
L~
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Cp-to-date Work Done
on Short Noice-
Satisfacton Guaraneed-
| if he would look th a t lecture over and
H e — W h a t can I do to prove mv ss7 w hether there w m rea lly anything
love fo r yon. dearest ?
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Iki M-HtM k— »M «kick I ks.« aktkas X.
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1 te llin g him to send It along.
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don t know
Mr. Cletnens returned tb e m anuscript
w hether tltei-e is an yth ing in it or ,al. r w ith tbe rem ark th at It waa
not, but 1 have In-aril th a t absence quite good ” M cAndrews then sod
m akes the h eart grow fo nd er!— there gave up a ll hope of being a
S trs y Stories.
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or A d d m « D. 0 . N EK TO N ,
M s r s k frld , Oregon
T res p a ss N o tic e . .
Notice is hereby given fo »11 person«
whom It may eoacern, not to enter up
on or trespass upon the premises of Ell
Pogtoy. for tbe purrooe of bunting, or
fishing with hook and line. Said pre
mises sro situated on Elk River, Corry
County, Oregon, and described at fo l
lows. The West bsIt of Section twen
ty
Township thirty two South,
Range fifteen West.
A n y person or pereors so trespass
es for the purpose of bunting, fishing,
or traveling through in any shape form
or manner, or tearing down fences, or
leaving out sidt gates open, or molest
ing personal prop erty, will be prosecu
ted to the fall extent of the law.
Wm. B . Johnson,
Leasee of the above
wes,
.«inscribed" prem ises
M raaty la Blow n D » e* .
W ANTED
A representative in this
eounty by a large real estate
gor^joration. Special induce
ment« to those who wish to
becom e financially interested.
T h e R eal E state S e cn rity Co
rnvt Dearborn Bldg. CHICAGO, 111.
C lm a blood means a clrea akin. No
-Ksulr without it. Cascarsts, C andj C athar
tie <-li»n yosr blood and kcop it clean, by
■ti-ring up the iasy liver and driving all i a-
imritiee from the lx>dy. Begin To-day to
-lanisb pimples, boils, blotches, blockheads
« iki t h a t sickly bilious complexion by tskmg
Cskrareta,~beauty for ten cents. A ll drug
psts. ssli-fsvtion guaranteed. 10c 25c. SOc
BS L ir e n T o s e IC ouo l s W ith C uarereka
Ion fo
Carey cathartic, amo m reupa"n"
< rer ei
D¿SSc U C C .C tal. ir a » .« » r e to «
Tbe undersigned hereby give uigic
that they are the owners of the eouti
half of Section lfi, Township thirty
* three. South range fourteen West <>l
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W1 llametta meridian, Oregon. All par
tie« are warned not to trespass upon or
make any locations, either placer os
quarts claims nt their peril.
D. K u x s b b b 1
I Owners.
J. H . Me Arsa. J
Portland, Ors.
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T o W h o m I t Alu.t
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M»|,ls. WU*S«1 !•>«*•»
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" J S . e S T i— re-sy re • O yw “ Uflte
The Best to be had'.in
Curry County, a t reason
able Prices.
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s eson are b rig h t and trn n sp ar
He SD4pp<M,
M qu ickly as a
ent. find arc conae<|acntly know n get-rich quick m an does easy money,
on the m arket as 'w h ite nests? It was like finding a gold mine,
lin t when they are robbed the
Th« rslrl chairm an w ent home to
n ext crop is not n early so pure in boom the >®cture. She advertised Me-
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T H E T E L F i’ l '
PORTIA '
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not, d (hut e.l< li sui • essn e crop of
a neighboring g irl's college. She,
(lis ts d eterio rates in both eon too, caught the enthusiasm of the n o
«tractio n and ( O lli posit inn. The ment and offered McAndrews the mu-
ncsts b uilt at the beginning o f the nlflc* nt ,unl of
to come to lecture
'M
in The Evening Telegram, of P, r, ,
land,Oregon. I t is the l«ri»t-«t «•»•-
ening newspaper publlshec in Or»- ’
gon; it contains all the news <»f th*
state and of the nation. Try i t i-■’ •
month. A aaunple copy w ill '■< u>
ed to von free. Aridrwiu
A hreunJulty illu » tr s te d
monthly «aacixine of tha wide
awake W est with fascinating
short stories, picturesque personal
point-of-vtew description ol the
interesting development of lh«
W est, snd the romance and his
tory of the wonderland of the ’
earth.
Ask your local newsdealer
for current issue or send $1 50
for year’s subscription. Thebook,
" Road of a Thousand Wonders.
__120 beautiful Western views in
four colors— w ill be included—
JO B W O R K .
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F.I.i ANI» MARINE INSURANCE ( O i l , ? ’’
of California.
Always Remember the Fail Name
jn the r t x li i fa r above us, and it bottled tbe m ixture, sorted the bottles
w as th ro u g h thia sm all r ift, which and labeled them as samples of New
was a scaled passage even to the Jersey soil, to be p isse d around In the
liy u k s tbctnsdv« -s, th a t the birds audience. .
Som ething more was needed, and so
passed in th e ir journeys to and
he got some brown color flu k e , filled
fro n t th e ir nesting grounds. O ur t h e m w tth w a tte and labeled them
a i r v a i , of course, dfkturGcd w-hat- ■'Jeriiey L ig h tn in g — Tang lefo ot Brand.
s w r birds were there, and they These also were to be puased around.
T o add a finishing touch to th e hi
IwKpltearcd ns is-st they could.
la rity o f tbe evening M cAndrews had a
A u d .here, for a tim e, we watched
map made, dividing Nsw^Jersey Into
th e liy a k s going through tlie ir liS fo & ./S tstrlcU , w hic.. he called the
gym nastics of robbing the b irds’ Mosquito, C ranb erry and Backwoods
neats, w ith tlie ir rojieK and long districts. Th en be had atereoptloen
poles creeping along the high view's mads of the mosquitoes, the life
else representations o f which
rid g 's and ledges, in tbe lurid
big as barn doors.
lig h t of the torches, like u n e arth
Tb s n ight of the lecture came. Th e
ly spotters.
u n ive rsity preeldent-nnd tw o -th lrda of
“ These pecnllar nests are b u ilt th e faculty were present. Scoria
came.
The w* ,I' kn? *? townspeople
by A s fieri t-a of sw allow .
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gstors You Pmehsse Any Other M B *
neats consist of shallow , eup- «spreme court Juetloee In to w n c u m
sltuped cavities, truncated a t on«*
Mam tewtac Michin— er« «eedeteeell r««e»d-
From th e m om ent M cAndrews open
side, whyre they arc attuch«>d to
msof queWy. but tho
M e re « ” .!• -ede
the rock« like bracket« to a w all ed his mouth to >ay “according to the • «roar. Our f usranty never run* out.
i latest cenr.us returns New Jersey con
aud form ing something lik e a
Wo make Sowing Mschlnos to »ult e l l conditions
tains 3,729 square miles, lt i.i- 6 chick
g thetrado. The “ S ew H o e » ” »twnd» »tth«
tw o-th irds segment of a circle. It en coops and 3,897.236.M l mosquitoes
i i d O( oil M l« h -fc -r » d e la m ily - w in * msotunoS
Is not alw ays easy to get nt them , every one of bis sentences wsa greeted
■ e ld b y • ■ fb e r t a e d d e a le r « e —l g ,
ro e e *u s • *
ns they are sometim es g lu e d /to « lt h laughter or audible chuckles. His
the perpend icn la r sides of the solid stereoptlcon pictures caused shorts ot
Joy.
rocks high overhead, so th at the
H is samples o f the soli and Jersey
nest hunters have to scale these lig htn ing were passed about eagerly.
cracks w ith hopes and poles Io gel One of tbe tanglefoot bottles disap
at them, in substance they con peared and a staid doctor o f d iv in ity
sist of un clastic,sem itran sp aren t on the faculty was accused o f appro
p riating It. I t was a n ig h t of groat
mucilaginous m a te ria l, which is
lun. and at Its close M cAndrews was
said to he a secretion, or inneerat- besieged by scores w ith th e ir congrat
H food, front th e crops of the birds uiations.
Th e university president generously
themselves;
' “ A» robbing these nesta fo r said it was the most distinguished aud
ience assembled In th a t town, w ith
commercial purposes form s n part the exception o f one th at Oeorge W il
o f the D.vaks’ means of livelihood, liam Curtis one« had. As s hum orist.
lire !»ii-ils have fr«-<inrntly to brrrttt't McAndrews was a
tw ice or even th ree times d u rin g ! The CDtlre un,v«r»ttr wsa sure of tbs
lb .-.
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1 ■». ts and C a p .,
O ü C lothing,
B oots and Shoes. -
P ass b e T^OMSkk.
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things he talked ab o u t
M cAndrew » w ain t e n tire ly satisfied
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keeps ln stock ,
Semi Weekv and Tribune - -
places in th e stats, such aa Hohokua,
and made them the scenes of the
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Portland, Oregon.
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DEALER IN
proasr
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GOliIi BEACH, OREGON,
things ever printed about N ew Jersey
* . » « « . » . i , . » « ... i s
tig h t littiu g kh aki coat.
•‘S t ill on we jogged fo r the best
p a rt of a mile. when. Io and be
aa< .«.
t i i »1 I.IV A .
|iOld
. tbe eave« in win.-!,
the b h d .
w ere breeding, and which were to
j»e th e lim its o f onr underground
w a n d e rin g s . A fa in t g lim m er o f
lig h t could be seen through a rift
be
,C * * h«— i t M a y t - w cera.
JOURNAL And THXBUNE.
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cectiou
K A I 11»,
U n ii Bearing-
are called, fo r guide«. ■ T h e en- co)leg9 publication», and when be
tra n c e IO the eave waa so sm all ^ d c .s p e e c h e s a t co lle t« d in n e r* hU
and an elevated th a t F lu id t o m e auditors w ets convulsed. E very one
seemed to like the youngster— whose
'jdiffli’tilfy in re li lting It . » A f t e r name m ight be M cAndrews, although
we had tra ve le d tu r som» lit t le
It isn’t
d itta iic e we fa m e iicrosa the in
M cAndrew# was a ll th e m ore popular
e v ita b le stream .
T h è ground, because he waa w o rkin g bis way
« b i* h waa I9 a g reat p x b iit A’om through college. H e had lived moat of
The OuRuob D a il y J o o k x a i . is the leading Democratic newspap«»r o *
bis Ute In N ew Jersey. One day he
tuaed p f the bed of the strea m , was approached fo r a contrib utio n lor,
'wan fftugh and irre g u la r. W e an athletic fund.
Oregon, isrued « V F o rlla u d .
.cere lig h ted on o ur w ay by torch
H e fra n k ly sold be hadn’t an y money
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spare,
but
he
would
give
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public
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T h e managers also issue a S k m i - W m x k l v , which is especially adapted
t b a t humorous lecture In tbe tow n h a ll It
A t last we came to a paaaage
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the unlvensliy would ra lly round him.
r,Jdr.< a v e r lt u b lc c jc o f au«>cdle,, when fae 13nounced tbst hu subject
or p«x>ple who do not «wre for a D a ily , but w ant a good fa m ily paper.
«0 bit.«! It w as to en ter, fo r It w<mW
..New j er» e y - travels in an
o n a rro w and routined
looked > so
coniine«; unknown and foreign land," there was
A ny of these papers can be had in com binalion w ith the P O R T O R
th a t I ^«-sj a ired of i ver g e ttin g ( an Im m ediate promise to rally .
th ro
W h e n I fa ir ly got) And ra lly th a t university did. W ord
p u ug
g h ii il.
• a s passed around th a t It waa going F O R D T R I B U N E , a t the follow ing rates:
rxed into the bread« 1 could! , to be a great show. T h e glee club wsa
fo r e m yself W ith e r upw ard n o r ' CB|le(j upon ,0 rehearse grinds on New
d ow n w ard — fo r flia t was the di Jersey In general and on McAndrews
re.-tion o f the paseilge— and there in pa rticu lar.
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-speeds
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w ll.
, c u ie d sctM adlng to ! • « -
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n.ed s coffin or n trussed f o w l. H.t
d in t o f w riggling, however, I a l
la s t fonnd lnvs< If a t the top o f the
Utasngc, minus a < ■ : t ¡in amount
ÍCG» o f
the
»lie p reviere sre now owneil aud
n i by U h - und< rsigiMid
ka
wreck(li M r¡y.
'itoxen liy a k s , ax the Ir t lle brouxe they »»id and belisvod **• • * *
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r o t i »»«• ib , I p , *»« b., M. lh B e e t.
K n fc K lE U Ahl» W lU M iA .
A i t » re a is ago th ere was a student
la one o f the leading u n l» e ra ltl-a for
• bo the u u in in iln g p a rt o f tha tae
n lty — any u u i'c re lty baa some profess
ors not guilty ot th in k in g much— pre
in g «•vi’e riv jitc be bad in Borneo, dicted » h a t they called a b rillia n t fu
says; “ O ff we w ent w ith ab o ut a ture. Tbe young m an beard o f what
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JAM ES C A U G H EH ,
A ll ionone nie h n v ly notified no
io tÀspaea for tbe parpóse of hunting
IN «ORNEO.
In connection w ith
t r ib u n e .
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