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It as o c r f if U a to rtunate th in g * oi bla
life th at, a * » ¡uany m an, ha was ship
E d it!» bird nests are found in
thg A’b ’ft-B o f rocks o r iu under
'gr<iund eave» w b itli are fre q u e n t­
l y of g e a t • i t e , i t .
John Mac-
O reg u r, in W ritin g of a I :rd Heal­
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w ritin g tunny things In to tbe lecture,
I H e ealloted a ll the alleged humorous
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«. tbs uuctonisBed, hereby give uo,
ttoe that I have a eoavejence frvw the
Patentee to tidelands and wsier kka
in the H arb or of Port Orford, Oregon,
on n portion of which a pert of the
wharf is erected withoel say oousrnt.
A ll parties a n hereby warned not to
drive piles or trespass hi any manner
wbaUovver on said tidelands or water
lots.
Man A m
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GENERAL MERCHANDi
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Notice.
Noth» is hereby given to all whom
i t may concern, notto enter upon, or
treepaae la any manner upon the Star
Bench, eitnated a t Langlois, Carry
County, Oregon, lor the purpose of
bnotieg with guns or dogs, or
wise treapa i.i any m eaner.
Any peruon or persons so entering
upon said premises w ithout my con­
sent will bo proeecutod to the fu ll ex­
tent of the law.
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GROCERIES, The Best, Only,
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(he wor(lg M wrow
cWed tbBt be muBt fo rtify them. H e
got an old brick and poundei I t up
Has- T h en he to o k ‘ some w h ite sand,
axatlve Rromo Auinine
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Cures a Cold in One Day, Grip ia Tw o.
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Do Yon
Know the News ’
“ • ««* trom • *hk>“ heeper,
m ixed It w ith the pulverised brick. H e
®n *°s* 33c.
Y o u can h a v e it a ll for
Have you ever
«een a Sunset?
Per 60c, ,r
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visar wav, • “ «— «»«’ u»r»u.
free.
SUNSET MAGAZINE.
FLOOD »VIVOWG
CALIFOROTA
BAN FRANCISCO
Andrews as the renowned w it o f his
university, the coming hum orist of the
United State«, the only leg itim ate sue-
ceaeor m a t M a rk T w a in would ever
have.
T h e night o f th a t lecture came on.
the lecture was given In the college
chapel, tuts o f those cold, blue places
th a t are sometimes found In In s titu ­
tions establlrhed In th e In terest o f
some religious sect.
Th e college president sat on th e p la t­
form aad bis face was g ra v a
H is
whole aspeci seemed to say:
“ Young man. th is Is a holy place.
Let no undue le v ity be attem pted
here.”
McAndrews gsvs the lectnre, aad the
audience laughed Just once.
Years later, when McAndrews came
to know M a rk T w a in , be plucked up
Babstancc.”
W an ted M o re o f th e Same.
'About a ye ar ago H r. G ra y
lost a w a lle t containing a larg e
sum of monev.' l i e offered a lib
cral rew ard fo r its retn ru , but tlm
p a rty who found it thought the
whole thing was b etter than the
re w a rd . The ot|ver day the doc
to r cn teri d Ids coal house and the
first thing he saw was his w allet,
and p ro tru din g from the end was
a card bearing the inscription:
‘T io c to r, pleas«' (ill this prescrip
lio n agaih.”— G arden C ity iKan.J
H e ra ld .
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Briefs;
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Posters'
Envelopes.
Statements,
Bill Heads,
Letter Heads,
Legal Blanks,
Any Thing,
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Cp-to-date Work Done
on Short Noice-
Satisfacton Guaraneed-
| if he would look th a t lecture over and
H e — W h a t can I do to prove mv ss7 w hether there w m rea lly anything
love fo r yon. dearest ?
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don t know
Mr. Cletnens returned tb e m anuscript
w hether tltei-e is an yth ing in it or ,al. r w ith tbe rem ark th at It waa
not, but 1 have In-aril th a t absence quite good ” M cAndrews then sod
m akes the h eart grow fo nd er!— there gave up a ll hope of being a
S trs y Stories.
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or A d d m « D. 0 . N EK TO N ,
M s r s k frld , Oregon
T res p a ss N o tic e . .
Notice is hereby given fo »11 person«
whom It may eoacern, not to enter up­
on or trespass upon the premises of Ell
Pogtoy. for tbe purrooe of bunting, or
fishing with hook and line. Said pre­
mises sro situated on Elk River, Corry
County, Oregon, and described at fo l­
lows. The West bsIt of Section twen­
ty
Township thirty two South,
Range fifteen West.
A n y person or pereors so trespass­
es for the purpose of bunting, fishing,
or traveling through in any shape form
or manner, or tearing down fences, or
leaving out sidt gates open, or molest­
ing personal prop erty, will be prosecu­
ted to the fall extent of the law.
Wm. B . Johnson,
Leasee of the above
wes,
.«inscribed" prem ises
M raaty la Blow n D » e* .
W ANTED
A representative in this
eounty by a large real estate
gor^joration. Special induce­
ment« to those who wish to
becom e financially interested.
T h e R eal E state S e cn rity Co
rnvt Dearborn Bldg. CHICAGO, 111.
C lm a blood means a clrea akin. No
-Ksulr without it. Cascarsts, C andj C athar
tie <-li»n yosr blood and kcop it clean, by
■ti-ring up the iasy liver and driving all i a-
imritiee from the lx>dy. Begin To-day to
-lanisb pimples, boils, blotches, blockheads
« iki t h a t sickly bilious complexion by tskmg
Cskrareta,~beauty for ten cents. A ll drug
psts. ssli-fsvtion guaranteed. 10c 25c. SOc
BS L ir e n T o s e IC ouo l s W ith C uarereka
Ion fo
Carey cathartic, amo m reupa"n"
< rer ei
D¿SSc U C C .C tal. ir a » .« » r e to «
Tbe undersigned hereby give uigic
that they are the owners of the eouti
half of Section lfi, Township thirty
* three. South range fourteen West <>l
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W1 llametta meridian, Oregon. All par
tie« are warned not to trespass upon or
make any locations, either placer os
quarts claims nt their peril.
D. K u x s b b b 1
I Owners.
J. H . Me Arsa. J
Portland, Ors.
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T o W h o m I t Alu.t
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M»|,ls. WU*S«1 !•>«*•»
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" J S . e S T i— re-sy re • O yw “ Uflte
The Best to be had'.in
Curry County, a t reason­
able Prices.
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s eson are b rig h t and trn n sp ar
He SD4pp<M,
M qu ickly as a
ent. find arc conae<|acntly know n get-rich quick m an does easy money,
on the m arket as 'w h ite nests? It was like finding a gold mine,
lin t when they are robbed the
Th« rslrl chairm an w ent home to
n ext crop is not n early so pure in boom the >®cture. She advertised Me-
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T H E T E L F i’ l '
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not, d (hut e.l< li sui • essn e crop of
a neighboring g irl's college. She,
(lis ts d eterio rates in both eon too, caught the enthusiasm of the n o
«tractio n and ( O lli posit inn. The ment and offered McAndrews the mu-
ncsts b uilt at the beginning o f the nlflc* nt ,unl of
to come to lecture
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in The Evening Telegram, of P, r, ,
land,Oregon. I t is the l«ri»t-«t «•»•-
ening newspaper publlshec in Or»- ’
gon; it contains all the news <»f th*
state and of the nation. Try i t i-■’ •
month. A aaunple copy w ill '■< u>
ed to von free. Aridrwiu
A hreunJulty illu » tr s te d
monthly «aacixine of tha wide­
awake W est with fascinating
short stories, picturesque personal
point-of-vtew description ol the
interesting development of lh«
W est, snd the romance and his­
tory of the wonderland of the ’
earth.
Ask your local newsdealer
for current issue or send $1 50
for year’s subscription. Thebook,
" Road of a Thousand Wonders.
__120 beautiful Western views in
four colors— w ill be included—
JO B W O R K .
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F.I.i ANI» MARINE INSURANCE ( O i l , ? ’’
of California.
Always Remember the Fail Name
jn the r t x li i fa r above us, and it bottled tbe m ixture, sorted the bottles
w as th ro u g h thia sm all r ift, which and labeled them as samples of New
was a scaled passage even to the Jersey soil, to be p isse d around In the
liy u k s tbctnsdv« -s, th a t the birds audience. .
Som ething more was needed, and so
passed in th e ir journeys to and
he got some brown color flu k e , filled
fro n t th e ir nesting grounds. O ur t h e m w tth w a tte and labeled them
a i r v a i , of course, dfkturGcd w-hat- ■'Jeriiey L ig h tn in g — Tang lefo ot Brand.
s w r birds were there, and they These also were to be puased around.
T o add a finishing touch to th e hi­
IwKpltearcd ns is-st they could.
la rity o f tbe evening M cAndrews had a
A u d .here, for a tim e, we watched
map made, dividing Nsw^Jersey Into
th e liy a k s going through tlie ir liS fo & ./S tstrlcU , w hic.. he called the
gym nastics of robbing the b irds’ Mosquito, C ranb erry and Backwoods
neats, w ith tlie ir rojieK and long districts. Th en be had atereoptloen
poles creeping along the high view's mads of the mosquitoes, the life
else representations o f which
rid g 's and ledges, in tbe lurid
big as barn doors.
lig h t of the torches, like u n e arth ­
Tb s n ight of the lecture came. Th e
ly spotters.
u n ive rsity preeldent-nnd tw o -th lrda of
“ These pecnllar nests are b u ilt th e faculty were present. Scoria
came.
The w* ,I' kn? *? townspeople
by A s fieri t-a of sw allow .
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gstors You Pmehsse Any Other M B *
neats consist of shallow , eup- «spreme court Juetloee In to w n c u m
sltuped cavities, truncated a t on«*
Mam tewtac Michin— er« «eedeteeell r««e»d-
From th e m om ent M cAndrews open­
side, whyre they arc attuch«>d to
msof queWy. but tho
M e re « ” .!• -ede
the rock« like bracket« to a w all ed his mouth to >ay “according to the • «roar. Our f usranty never run* out.
i latest cenr.us returns New Jersey con
aud form ing something lik e a
Wo make Sowing Mschlnos to »ult e l l conditions
tains 3,729 square miles, lt i.i- 6 chick
g thetrado. The “ S ew H o e » ” »twnd» »tth«
tw o-th irds segment of a circle. It en coops and 3,897.236.M l mosquitoes
i i d O( oil M l« h -fc -r » d e la m ily - w in * msotunoS
Is not alw ays easy to get nt them , every one of bis sentences wsa greeted
■ e ld b y • ■ fb e r t a e d d e a le r « e —l g ,
ro e e *u s • *
ns they are sometim es g lu e d /to « lt h laughter or audible chuckles. His
the perpend icn la r sides of the solid stereoptlcon pictures caused shorts ot
Joy.
rocks high overhead, so th at the
H is samples o f the soli and Jersey
nest hunters have to scale these lig htn ing were passed about eagerly.
cracks w ith hopes and poles Io gel One of tbe tanglefoot bottles disap­
at them, in substance they con­ peared and a staid doctor o f d iv in ity
sist of un clastic,sem itran sp aren t on the faculty was accused o f appro­
p riating It. I t was a n ig h t of groat
mucilaginous m a te ria l, which is
lun. and at Its close M cAndrews was
said to he a secretion, or inneerat- besieged by scores w ith th e ir congrat
H food, front th e crops of the birds uiations.
Th e university president generously
themselves;
' “ A» robbing these nesta fo r said it was the most distinguished aud­
ience assembled In th a t town, w ith
commercial purposes form s n part the exception o f one th at Oeorge W il­
o f the D.vaks’ means of livelihood, liam Curtis one« had. As s hum orist.
lire !»ii-ils have fr«-<inrntly to brrrttt't McAndrews was a
tw ice or even th ree times d u rin g ! The CDtlre un,v«r»ttr wsa sure of tbs
lb .-.
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1 ■». ts and C a p .,
O ü C lothing,
B oots and Shoes. -
P ass b e T^OMSkk.
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things he talked ab o u t
M cAndrew » w ain t e n tire ly satisfied
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keeps ln stock ,
Semi Weekv and Tribune - -
places in th e stats, such aa Hohokua,
and made them the scenes of the
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Portland, Oregon.
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DEALER IN
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things ever printed about N ew Jersey
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tig h t littiu g kh aki coat.
•‘S t ill on we jogged fo r the best
p a rt of a mile. when. Io and be
aa< .«.
t i i »1 I.IV A .
|iOld
. tbe eave« in win.-!,
the b h d .
w ere breeding, and which were to
j»e th e lim its o f onr underground
w a n d e rin g s . A fa in t g lim m er o f
lig h t could be seen through a rift
be
,C * * h«— i t M a y t - w cera.
JOURNAL And THXBUNE.
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K A I 11»,
U n ii Bearing-
are called, fo r guide«. ■ T h e en- co)leg9 publication», and when be
tra n c e IO the eave waa so sm all ^ d c .s p e e c h e s a t co lle t« d in n e r* hU
and an elevated th a t F lu id t o m e auditors w ets convulsed. E very one
seemed to like the youngster— whose
'jdiffli’tilfy in re li lting It . » A f t e r name m ight be M cAndrews, although
we had tra ve le d tu r som» lit t le
It isn’t
d itta iic e we fa m e iicrosa the in
M cAndrew# was a ll th e m ore popular
e v ita b le stream .
T h è ground, because he waa w o rkin g bis way
« b i* h waa I9 a g reat p x b iit A’om through college. H e had lived moat of
The OuRuob D a il y J o o k x a i . is the leading Democratic newspap«»r o *
bis Ute In N ew Jersey. One day he
tuaed p f the bed of the strea m , was approached fo r a contrib utio n lor,
'wan fftugh and irre g u la r. W e an athletic fund.
Oregon, isrued « V F o rlla u d .
.cere lig h ted on o ur w ay by torch
H e fra n k ly sold be hadn’t an y money
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spare,
but
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T h e managers also issue a S k m i - W m x k l v , which is especially adapted
t b a t humorous lecture In tbe tow n h a ll It
A t last we came to a paaaage
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the unlvensliy would ra lly round him.
r,Jdr.< a v e r lt u b lc c jc o f au«>cdle,, when fae 13nounced tbst hu subject
or p«x>ple who do not «wre for a D a ily , but w ant a good fa m ily paper.
«0 bit.«! It w as to en ter, fo r It w<mW
..New j er» e y - travels in an
o n a rro w and routined
looked > so
coniine«; unknown and foreign land," there was
A ny of these papers can be had in com binalion w ith the P O R T O R ­
th a t I ^«-sj a ired of i ver g e ttin g ( an Im m ediate promise to rally .
th ro
W h e n I fa ir ly got) And ra lly th a t university did. W ord
p u ug
g h ii il.
• a s passed around th a t It waa going F O R D T R I B U N E , a t the follow ing rates:
rxed into the bread« 1 could! , to be a great show. T h e glee club wsa
fo r e m yself W ith e r upw ard n o r ' CB|le(j upon ,0 rehearse grinds on New
d ow n w ard — fo r flia t was the di Jersey In general and on McAndrews
re.-tion o f the paseilge— and there in pa rticu lar.
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-speeds
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w ll.
, c u ie d sctM adlng to ! • « -
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n.ed s coffin or n trussed f o w l. H.t
d in t o f w riggling, however, I a l
la s t fonnd lnvs< If a t the top o f the
Utasngc, minus a < ■ : t ¡in amount
ÍCG» o f
the
»lie p reviere sre now owneil aud
n i by U h - und< rsigiMid
ka
wreck(li M r¡y.
'itoxen liy a k s , ax the Ir t lle brouxe they »»id and belisvod **• • * *
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r o t i »»«• ib , I p , *»« b., M. lh B e e t.
K n fc K lE U Ahl» W lU M iA .
A i t » re a is ago th ere was a student
la one o f the leading u n l» e ra ltl-a for
• bo the u u in in iln g p a rt o f tha tae
n lty — any u u i'c re lty baa some profess­
ors not guilty ot th in k in g much— pre­
in g «•vi’e riv jitc be bad in Borneo, dicted » h a t they called a b rillia n t fu ­
says; “ O ff we w ent w ith ab o ut a ture. Tbe young m an beard o f what
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JAM ES C A U G H EH ,
A ll ionone nie h n v ly notified no
io tÀspaea for tbe parpóse of hunting
IN «ORNEO.
In connection w ith
t r ib u n e .
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