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T n -a p *» » Notice).
HIS HOPES B U S IE D ?
Ti.» gent *n d tb« atea»,
Th» svci «io« not «l p h l* «enrch for
food n rtil be ha« •omjteteJy botianed
Thia la the « tie etory of a dls'our-
'da excellent appetite; llicn he tat? » * age J a a<l wrstk nd humorist. H rs Is
rx H i na p, ly»us ’ :>0» |b® •*n ? «de« of
Uin haa reco n a * « s tu d y rad r uuti
(il» le» or aa d o te aa possible U» hi» It as ohe of c
W o K E l.E B
W ILSO S,
.orina.ite tu - B» <il b.a
br< .itbinjr “belo. Tire sDghtect touud life th a t,'a * a r.a a y rnati. he a ax ship
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« H I a '.Taken biso and. •without waiting wracked early.
xo lind 0.4 th» e-mree oi direction, h«
A f»w years ago there was a st’ d t t t
♦vii» luto Iti» water. U « eanlbtay un- In one of tbs leading nnlveraitl
fo
«Irr for paly thirty-fire m in u te *.'but who the uuiltinklng i i r i of tee fac
i ¡irre tie w ill come up non» can tell, ulty—any tm octaiiy has a ;» g prulrsa-
ft-»« a j o te tnow b b etter then the ora nut guilty ol thin la-, mat h— pie
beer, end If Ute bear r.aliaes thnt It la dieted what they colled a t r i itju : f.p
4a«ro«i!l 1» W f i e n i t p on the teeward ■ titre. t h e young man heard cf who;
LIGHT MCEEING & R A PID ,
.aide at the acni, b ating hla black uoaa tt-.y «aid aiul ttlia v a d It, too.
aorered tritìi Wa puw and, I»1* bloodshot
lie was known as the oo’.kfce w it. He
eye» doari], wbeh the teal bar hisopen wfota alieteil b .Aburous yisaaa for th?
and ca th» watch. lie looks about for a college
pub.icatlooa. and when he
favorable pclút cf dcpnrture. divea un made speeches at college d la n tu hu
der (he tea. and if he rightly Judges the auditors were coayunet. K v iry < l «
diatene? a ’id dilla noe be romea up at seemed to like'* the youngster—whos
the very apot wherff the seal has ex- came might be Me A adre««, although
gee* cd to 3“ down. The aeul’a fate la tt Is n 't
,
thus acttlcd. at.d the bear's shrewdness
McAndrews was all the more popular
aarus It» rew ard.—St. Nicholas.
Iqcaaae he was working bis way
tbrouth college. He had lived m at oi
T li» Owe Til»« «'boa» to F a r i
his. Ib'e la 'New Jersey. Quo day he
Three men liuti been out oh a spree, acea a¡-¿rvat.b-d lor a contribution for
ahd on the v.-ny home late at night an athletic (und.
tS fy made a wager that Jhc one who
He »rankly said he hadn’t any money
did not d o«» bis w ife told him should to spare. but he woiilJ give a public
pr.y for a dutmiwgtte supper the fol- humorous lecture In the town h II t
k i . n g night.
the únlveraiiy would rally round him.
Tha first one retorned home, and hla When be aa'noun'ced that his ayb.ect
X lf e greeted hliu thus:
would be "New Jersey—tra v d s In an
’Hello, you beauty! That's rig h t unknown and foreign land." there was
knock all the ornamenta off the mantel an lmmedlr.ts promise to rally.
li» ' » r
And roily that university did. Word
D e knòcked them all off.
was passed around that It was going
The accouj returned and on going to te a great show. The glee club was
tato hla bonne fell against the piano, eaileJItpon to rehearse grinds on New
whereupon his w ife said:
Jersey in general and on McAndrews
“Go os; get • chopiier and smash It tn particular.
Thera »as a large advance sale of
op”
H e did so.
tlykets. McAndrew» rose to the occa-
The third returned, and on going op slan. He worked early and late In
stairs hla w tfejuild:
writing tunny things Into the lecture.
"You miserable aentnp. fa ll down
Ke cailoted «II the alleged humorous
stairs and break your necUH
thing* ever printed about New Jersey
Needless to say. he paid for the sup and rewrote them as hla own.
He
per.—London Spare Momenta.
picked ou: all the peculiarly named
pla ee lu the state, such as Hohokus,
T h e S o le m n Q u a k e r .
and made them the scenes of the
A t the funeral of a lawyer of state thtȣS tie talked about.
reputation who lived and practiced In
McAndrews wasn’t t - 'ir e ly satisfied
at town not fur from Philadelphia and with tpe v .c r’s he wrote and soon de
T h e O regon D a il y J o u r n a l i» Ih e le a d in g D e m o cr a tic n ew sp a p er o f
who was known among hla friends cide I , that be oust fortify them. He
thereabout us an unbeliever, an end- got an old tric k and pounded It np
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nent grutlenian from Philadelphia fina Then ba took eoxe whua sand, O reg o n , ia»ued a t P o r tla n d .
reached the house after the minisi«« that he cot from a saloonkeeper, and
bad begun the sermon. Not knowing mlxwl it w ith tha pulverbid tric k . He
T h e m an agers a lso issu e a S kmi - W knicly , w h ic h is e s p e c ia lly ad ap ted
how fa r the services' .had progressed, to tiled the mixture, sorted the bottles
ha accosted a well known Quaker o f and lai ritd them as samples of New
for p eop le w h o d o n o t earn for a D a ily , b u t w a n t a good fa m ily pap er.
the town, who was a frieud of the de Jersey soil, to be passed around In the
•Yw
t
,
reared su'd who w as noted for hlr greet »táttíCC«.
A n y o f th e se p a p e n ca n be had in c o m b in a tio n w ith th e P O R T O R
«ente of burjor, and, leaning over bis
Sum tifias more wits naeded, and so
shoulder, asked In a whisper:
he got bo ® » brown color fiaaks, filled
"W h a t part of the service« trave they 'b A ii with water, and ja b e la d Utem F O R O T R l B U f f H , a t th e fo llo w in g ra les;
”J - raey Lightplng—Taajpefcct B' and.”
reached?”
To wlileh the Quaker, without a These also were to be passed around.
amile,- replied;
To adu a finleWag touch te the hi
“Just opened for the defense."—Phil- larity of the erealag McAndrews had a
•delphtu Times.
mop made.-dividing New Jersey Into
dime litsLrieta, v. hl£_ he trailed the
■
C a lo r ie s « V n r s l» lu
vicsqttito, Cranberry and Backwoods
Color,-ss varnish for use otl fine la tüiitrict». 7Teti' "he had stercoptbou
bels or other print«, sa well na for views m ole of the mosquitoes, the life
White wood and other ipotlvss article«, size representations of which were as
|s made as follows: Dissolve two nnd big as ¿ara ¡Sacra.
one-half ounces of bleached shellac In
The night of the lecture came. The
one pint of rectified alcohol; to thia university (-resident and two-tblrds of
add five ounces of anltnnl boneblaek. thq faculty were present. Scoroe oi
which should first be heated, and then xell-kGown townspeople
came
A
boll the m ixture for «boot five min Judge of the court of appeals and two
utes. Filter h »mall quantity of thia supreme court Justices in town eamt
■tiu-ough filtering paper and i f not fully viso.
-
colorless add more boncblnck and boll
From the moment McAndrew* open
Bgifln. When this has been done, run sd hla .couth to say "according to the
the'm ixtu re through silk nnd through latest census rotures New Jersey ton-
filtering paper. When cool. It Is ready tains 728 «¡liare miles, !t8 ,i 6 cbi.-k-
for use. it should be applied w ith en coops £nd
moaqultoea ’
«are nnd uniformity.
every one of hts sentences was greeted
-»1th la-.ghter or audible chuckles. Hla.
T o p ic I t L i t e r a l l y .
«tercoptlcon pictures caused shouts of
A gentleman, wtshiug some buahea
ioy'
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removed from his garden, told hla gar
i l l s «ampie» of the soil and Jersey
doner to puli them up by the root».
lightning were passed about eagerly.
Route tim e a fte r he w ent Into the gar One of the tanglefoot bottles disap
den and found the fftirdeuer digging
peared and a staid doctor of divinity
' trenches round the hnalies.
on the faculty was accused of appro-
"W hy, George,” be said, “you need . riatlng It." It was a . olght of grea.
net dig round those small bushes In - un, and at Its ¿lose. MeAudrews wai
that way. 1 am sure you are strong besieged by scores with their congrat
U
enough to pull them up by the roots."
ulations.
“Oh, yea, sl(,V replied the gardener.
Tbe university president generously
" I am strong enough, but 1 must dig a
said It was the most distinguished aud
little before 1 can catch bold of the
roots. I f you hnjl tpld we to pull them i ience assembled la that town, with
the exception of one that George W il
up by the branches. I could bare re iam C u r t i/^ c e bad. A» a humorist.
moved them."
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McAndrews waa a howling success,
ihe entire university was sure of the
B y n l a h l o f S p id e r« a n d S e a rp In D « . brilliant future awaiting h l® ,.
Spiders have wonderful eyesight, but
In that a idk-cce w u a college girl,
I am quite sure that the scorpion's vl the chairman of tne lecture committee
Sion, notwithstanding bis six eyes, la of a ueioktorlag g trl’a college. She.
fa r from being acute, say s an EngUsL too. uaug.it the enthusiasm of the mo
naturalist. It It very difficult to catch ment and of..red McAndrews the m u-'
a aplder w ith a pair of forceps, hut a all] ynt '«urn of (25 to come to lecture
scorpion can easily be captured If no to the glcis.
noise la made. Spiders an- tbelr prey
He ansppcj It up as quickly as a
before they are caught In the web, but get-rlch-qul k man Joca easy money.
the scorplun mnkes no movement w hat It was like finding a gold mine.
ever to Setae (lira or cockroaches until
The girl chairman went home to
they Indicate their whereabouts by boom-the le lure. 3he advertised Mc
movements. This being the case, It Andrews as the renowned wit of his
enu readier be understood how easily •university, the comtng humorist of the
the scorpion may be iVutscd Into motion 'tolled States, the only legitimate suc
by the vibrations of music.
cessor tuat Mark Twain would ever
I f »-.tuning fork be sounded on the ha >e.
tu lle on which I keep my caged scor
The night of that lecture came on.
pion. he at once become« agitated nnd the lecture w .a given tn tbe college
strikes out viciously w ith his sting. shap’-l, oae of those cold, blue p aces
On touching him With the vibrating that are some.lmes found In Institu
tuning fork he stings It nnd then colls tions ee ntlisbtd In the Intereut of
himself up. as scorpions do when «orne re’- Ulot s sect.
hedged In.
The college president sat on the plat-
form aud his face was grave,
ill«
T a l k e d T e n D m lls r» ’ W o r t h .
whole aspect seemed to say:
"1 rememto» when Judge Austin wna
"Young man. this Is a holy place.
trying a case In the criminal court,”
Let no undue levity, be attempted
aahl a Milwaukee lawyer, "that lie had here."
a fellow to defend who was evidently
McAndrews gave the lecture, and the
guilty. When the time came. for him aadlehoe lavabcd Just tnce. "
to plead, he rose nnd s a il he was w ill
Years latyr. when d Andrews cura?
ing to let the-ctiso go to the ju ry nt to know M an, Tv ala, fc. jT n -k c i up
once, believing that there was- oo
conrata to write Mr. Uiem ta* to know
chance for acquittal.
li It» u o"l(l look that lecture ovut j . . j
"11» wna nudged by the defendant, say whether, there was really anything
who sold. ’ For the Lord's sake, say
funny In It. He got a letter lu reply
something.'
trittng M m to sand It along. -
“ ‘You know you are guilty. ur.d you
Mr. Clemens returned the manuscript
didn't pny me piuch anyway,* whisper
later with the remark that It was
ed tbc lawyer.
quite good " McAndrews then and
“ T know thnt.’ said the prisoner. 'I
b re gave up all hop« of being a
only paid you (19. and for goodness'
: U f . - N Y Sun.
sake talk ( t o w orih anyway.’
“Every one In the room benrd that,
and Judge Austin talked hla (10 worth.
Blue Pn t.te of Township maps
H e cleared hla man too.”—Chicago
showing all vacant lands, 50 ccpt»
Chronicle.
each.' F or re lia b le info rm ation eon-
ig G overnm ent U w l, w rite to
F rank E . A lley, Abstracter, N-isehurg
H e e w ty I« B lo o d Deep.
Oean blood mean« s clean skin. No Oregon.
beauty without it. Cssrarets. Candy C.thar-
tic clean your blood and keen it clean, tn
«tin ’fig up the laxj- liver and driving «II i »-
cre a t record o f e n r e a ,___
parities from the body. Begin to-dny Io )
qiialied in nuxlical history, proves
o».,l--b pnrtplee, holla, blotch««, btat-fcliritds
v-»¿hat ,v :dv 1« us -np.e i.-u lv liking I Hood's Sarsaparilla posses««*» m erit un
know n to any other M E D IC IN E .
lAvgrrv
•-.'xrrtfTW . ?n « . a«c A ; of
L » t^ ie -i iactuu iU4t»i.tccJ. l i \ *3^ 7tt,
A ll pt raona are hereby notified not
toeoter u|mu or trespass upou the lands
of th e undersigned nt nnd nenr Fort
O rfo n i, am i upon Hnbharils Creek in
C a rr County, Oregon for m y ' pur-
poara «batnoevr-r wiL'.out the owners
content
Persons so d o in g fo r purpose« of
hunting, fishing, or traveling through
o r tearin g down fences, leaving gate»
o pen^or m olesting property, w ill lie
prose« uteri according to la w . -
A5U
a
L o u is Knapp.
I »««11 Heart« g.
For iSale.
A g o a l Ranch nud a Gold M in e , on
the oonst, tt miles north of tbe mwwth of
Rogue R iv e r,
Good grouse, good water, fine view.
M a in road In iron» of house, Poet office
1 m ile . School house 1 m ile .
'
335 acres land, mostly in grass. Much
bottom laud, rest beach and h ill.
1|
miles beach m ines, good water rights
:»od ditches and flumes. Mines inex
haustible,
»Further imrticulsrs to he had a t Ute
T b i b v s i office.
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i N o tic e .
Notice ia hereby given to nil whom
I t may concern, not to enter upon, or
trespass in any manner apon tbe Star
Ranch, situated a t Langlois! C orry
Conuty, Oregon, for the purpose o f
bun tin g w ith guns or dugs, o r o ttier-
wiae treepa in a n y m anner.
A u y person o r persons so entering
upon said premises w ithout ray con
sent w ill be prosecuted to tbe fu ll ex-
j ten t of the law.
1 ba h m T womskx .
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l le s id r iiii
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HOMS
FIKE AND MARINE INSURANCE COMPANY,
of California.
Act, J u n e 3, 1878—
NOTICE FOR PU BLIC A TIO N
United States U n d Offic
Roeebnrg,Oregon, Nov. 7th, 1907.
Notice ia hereby given that in com
pliance w ith the provi-doD« of the act
of Congress o f J u n e 3, 1878, entitled
‘ An Act for the sale of T im b e r Landa
in the Stab s of C a lifo rn ia , O ri’gon, Ne
vada and Washington T « ’ rlto ry, as
extended to all th.- Public L a n d Btates
by Act of Angus)
18tt3.
C labk
4.
D. S
mith
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• <( Satsop, Cvnnty of Chehalis, State of
W ashington, has tiled in this office his
sworn statem ent N o. U 8 8 for the pur
chase at lot 4 of See 30 and lots 1 and
3 and NEJ NW J of Section No 31 in
Township No 31 South uf Runge No
14 W est, W M Ore, and w ill offer proof
to show that the land sought ia more
Vxluahls lo r its tim b e r or stone than
for agricultural purposes, aud to es
tablish his claim to said land before
the R egister and Receiver of this offiue
a t RoaeburA, Oiegon, on Saturday tbe
8th d ay of February, 1908.
H e names as w i iiesaes»;"
J o e O lren, Satsop, W ash.
Bud W ilson , ”
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Ora Watson,
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N O T IC E .
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' it w a y concern, n ot to e n te r u|H>h
or trespnss, in a n y m a n n e r, upon
' Ih e la u d o f th e u n d e rs ig n e d , s itu a
ted h ea r D e n m a r k ,' C u r r y c o u n ty ,
S L m J - t at th « ir »f y le. aceti racy a n d fil» p h c lty .
O re g o n , fo r th e pur|Hise o f lia n lin g
w ith guns o r dogs, o r S a ilin g . A le -
C X i r t r c e s i n i ^ ^ . u S a i a i o i H f t * * 1 *’“ ■ n ot to leave a n y g a le open on going
— Fve— Li»crfU(ndny. __ _______ th ro u g h , o r o th e rw is e trespass iu
a n y m a n n e r.
A n y |terson or p e r
sona so e n te rin g upon said premises
w ith o u t m y con sent w ill lie prose
cuted Io the f u l l e x te n t of th e la w .
H A R R Y W IL S O N
N O T IC E FOR P U B L IC A T IO N .
United State« Laud Otfice.
Roseburg, O re., A u g , 8th 1907.
Notice 1« herebr given th a t In com
pflnnce w ,th the provisions of the act
of Congress o f June 3, 1878, entitled
__ __
“An
act for the sale o f tim ber lands
In the «tate« of California, Oregon. Ne-
vada and Washington T errito ry,
extended to all the Public Land States
by act of August 4, 1892.
R aymond E . B vxxr .
of M y rtle Point, County of Coos, State
o f Oregon, has this ilny filed in this
office his sworn statem ent No. 8496,
for the purchase of the W | o f S K I ami
E l of H V l Of Section No. 2 t, in Tow n
ship No. 33 South, Range No 16 West,
ana w ill offer proof to show th a t
the land sought is more valuable for
Its tim b e r or stone »ban for aaricuM ur-
al purposes amt to establish his, claim
to said land before J . H . Upton, U . B
Commissioner, at his office at I-anglois
O regon, on Thursday the 7th day of
N o ve m b jr, 1907.
H e naines as witnesses :
W illia m Limpach,'
James M Lim pach,
Charles F orty all of P o rt O rford,O re.
Edw in O. C arter of M y rtle P oint,O re.
Any and a ll persons claiming ad
versely the aoove described lands are
requested o file their claims In this
office on or before said 7th day of
N o vem ber, 1907.
B f -W a s is L. Ennv
Register.
T o W h o m I t M a y C o n c e ria .
The undersigned itereby give.notioe
that they are the owners o f the South
half o f Section 16, Township th ir ty
three. South ran ge fourteen W est o f
W illam ette m eridian, Oregon. A II par
ties are warned not to trespass upon or
make any locations, e ith e r placer oi
q u a rtz claim s at their peril.
1). K illahbr I
- Owners.
J . H . M cA ras. )
tt
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M orar roa MYfi
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T resp a ss N o tic e .
Satisfacton Guc ranteed
I n connection w ith
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Know the News’
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Jam»« Foster, "
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,
John Wood, C ed arville, W a s h /
A ny and a ll p -rs-’ns cla im in g ad
versely the above described land» ar?
requested to file the r olaims in this
office on o r before said bth day of
Febrnaiy, 1908.
B bwanim L . Ennv, Register.
The Best to be had in
Curry County, a t reason
able Prices.
Bill Heads,
Letter Heads,
Legat Blanks,
. Any Thing,
DEALER IN -
T im b e r L an d
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GOLII BEACH, (UiEGON,
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English Walnuts, Fruit Trees,
¡Shrubs, Plants, Etc.
Oregon is wonderfully adapted to the growing of
ENGLISH WAL^TUTS-, it is their true home. Large
plantings are being made, numerous trees in bearing,
producing tremeudqus crops yearly, in pnbof. A sm all
grave gives independent income, is the ooming great in
industry. Big profits, sm all outlay of oapital. Write
t day for Free catalog, a treatise telling conditions and
results, also Nursery catalog-
.
BROOKS SONS,
- Walnut Nursery.
Carlton? Oregon.
JAMES CAÜGHELL,
Notice la hereby given I” n il pereone
whom I t m ay conn rn, not to enter up
on or trespass upon the jiremlaca of E li
Bagiev. for tbe purpose of hunting or
fishing w ith book and line. Said pre
mlsea are situated on E lk R iver, Cnrr>
County, Oregon, and rirtcribed as fol
lows . The West ball of Section twen
ty «even. Township th irty two S<»o'b.
R a i ge fifteen West.
A n y person or persoi a «o tre»pa«s-
nv for the purpose of b d n tin g , fishing,
or traveling thiongh in an y shape form
,or m anner, or tearing down fences, ot
h a v in g out side gates open, or molest
log personal property, w ill tie prosecu
ted to th e fn ll extent of the law.
,
W m . R . Johnaon,
1-essee
the above
desorlbed premises
ot
ff!9
i w . — — « M a a a W TM « M l—
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K V • A ¡OURMAL.
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¿ a i . a t a i l . , . b • - • * M ta «V
t a a a • -ta» M | »
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