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" I t d id m e so m u ch good th a t I did n 't o r d e r s . I f a c e r ta in s to c k w o u ld be A u AvtiKtU* JBiJL. h u n d red , i f received b y n s o n or b efore M arch 1st. IM>0 b i l l s a m ile s o u th <>f tow n.. T h e c o u n ­ m u st ha^ e a lo t o f fr a c t io u s in h im ." — ta k e an v m ore. I can eat m o»t a n y th in g now . 70 a n d a d v a n c e d t w o p o in ts to 72, ’ » t w w B A R I N M I N D tknS a ,orphoto. AVe k n e w w e c o u ld n o t h it h im , bu t n e e d s s k illf u l » id e s in a ll th e w o r ld — Stomach, Harmless. One dose 10 cents, 3 for e v rs iL ie « lin a ,” sa id a s p o r t in g m a n , r e p o r t s for free emminntion end edxiee. I comb, w e w a n te d t o m a k e h im th o r o u g h ly a r e p u b lic d o e s n ’t. R u ssia h a s had its ^ G a r d e n City Eye-wash, for Inflamed or th e C h a r !e « to n (8 . C .) N e w s . “ O f r e ­ u n d e r s ta n d t h a t w e w e r e n o t g o in g le s s o n s in th e d e a th o f th e la te c za r BOOK P IT E IT S fee before p«Unt. Kepluiuing and g ild in g the left Weak Eyes, Scalds, Cuts, Burns, Bruises and c e n t y e a r s th e S o u th C a r o lin a g a m e Old Sores, Entirely Harmless. Powder enough a n d in th e m a n y a tt e m p t» m a d e up on r *«^ I^ 7*Ó«rjM^T,p««i«j eala- ( wing of Guardian Angel, 0.1« •cocks h a v e b e c o m e c e le b r a t e d , an d t o be d r iv e n a w a y e m p t y b a n d e d . T h e t h e p r e s e n t r u le r . S o th e c h ie f o f p o ­ for making one pint. 60 cents. fe llo w s h o t a t u s e v e r y tim e h e g o t Dr. W ilhoit’s Lady’s Syringe, $2.50. Sm all ' Potent Lawyers. W A S H IN G T O N . D . C . t h e r e a r c m o r e o r d e r s u t a n d in g n o w Hard Rubber Syringe 30 cents. Rnbber Hand 'Washing the servant uf the a c h a n c e , an d w e r e t u r n e d h is s h o ts . lit ic a l p o lic e k e e p » a g e n t s in e v e r y L w u ******************************* Pressure syringe, 3 pipes 60 cents. Badger th a n c a n b e filled fr o m th e p r e s e n t •"A fter f ig h t in g I n d ia n fa s h io n fo r g r e a t c ity in t h e w o r ld . N e w Y ork, Fountain Syringe, 3 hard rubber pipes, 1 qt. High P riest and putting car­ s to c k . T h e o r d e r s h a v e t o lie o v e r t t «ea. ) CaS M writ« 11.00, 2 qts. >1.25. Ajax Fountain Syringe, finest w h e r e ao m an y R u ssia n n ih ilis t» have I K d n e u ta Tone B ow els W it h «'»scare«». 1 0 « ( M E A N , 0 0 ,1 0 ( 1 « m M«..«. m ine on Iu» chwskg, -.02 u n t il th e y o u n g c h ic k e n s a r e g r o w n , ■quite a w h ile , t h e s h e r if f sa id th a t fo u n d r e fu g e ; S a n F r a n c is c o an d ( h i- made, 4 hard rubber pipes, 2 qts. $2.00. Hot Candy Cathartic, cure constipation forever, s o m e th in g m u s t be d o n e , as h is tim e Water Bottles. White rubber 1 at. 75 cents, 2 a n d th e y a lw a y s c o m m a n d t h e to p i Me. 25c. I f C. C. C. fa ll, druggists refund mosey. qU . 90 Cts., Silk finished 1 qt $1.25, 2qts. $1.40. R enew ing H eaven, adjusting w a s v a lu a b le . l i e s u g g e s t e d t h a t w e c a g o a re e s p e c ia lly fa v o r e d in th is American Beauty Complexion T ablets, for p r ic e s w h e n s h ip p e d b e y o n d t h e b o r ­ m a k e a c h a r g e o n th e fo r tif ic a tio n o f w a y . E sc a p e d c o n v ic ts fro m Silveria cleansing ttaj skin of Blockheads, Pim ples, the stars and cleaning Up th e der. Moth Patches, Freckles, and a ll skin diseases, t h e e n e m y . F ir s t h e tie d h is h a n d ­ so m e tim e « d r if t t o t h e P a c ific c o n st, 7 14 canning the cheeks to have the natural tin t of " T h e se g a m e e o e k s h a v e le ft a s t r in g k e r c h ie f to a s t ic k a n d w a v e d it fro m w h ile C h ic a g o is w a tc h e d on g e n e r a l moon, youth and health. 50cts. ■of v ic t o r ie s in s o m e o f th e rich est, American Beauty Cold Cream, for removing p r in c ip le» . N e w Y o r k , h o w e v e r , i» g e t ­ T ouching up purgatory an d re­ b e h in d a tr e e . T an, Freckles, and all imparities of the skin, m a in s fo u g h t in th is s t a t e , a n d m a n y t in g t o be m o r e an d m o r e th « c h ie f •"‘W h at d o y o u w a n t , M r . S h e r if f ? ’ and givin g it a soft velvety appearance. 40 cts- storing lust souls, 3.06 h u n d r e d s o f d o lla r s h a v e l>een w o n American Beanty Face Powder, for a co­ o b j e c t o f th e s o lic it o u s a tt e n tio n » o f s a n g o u t B ill, t h e b a n d it. vering to the skin, keeping all dust, soot and o n t h e ir p r o w e ss . O th e r b r e e d « o f Brightening up the ihuues of " ‘I w a n t y o u t o s u r r e n d e r ,’ » a id t h e t h e c z a r ’» p e o p le , » a y s t h e C h ic a g o other impurities from the pores, and givin g a f ig h t in g c h ic k e n s n re ra ise d in th is s h e r iff. refined elegant appearance to the toilet« Pm k C h r o n ic le . hell, p u ttin g new tail on the s t a t e b y m e n w h o n e v e r f ig h t th e m , or W hite. 25 cts. " T a in ’t g o in g to d o i t / r e p lie d ou r T h e s p ie s w h o k e e p ta b o n n ih ilis t s American Beanty Frozen Perfnme, for car­ devil, uteudiug h is left hoot, an d M ime o f th e m o s t p r o m in en t, ■man, ‘ ’c a u s e 1 a in ’t d o n e a n y t h in g t o in A m e r ic a a lw a y s c la im t o be n ih il­ rying in pockets, keeping in drawers, chests and trunks, to permeate clothing, and impart a b r e e d e r s h a v e n e v e r w a g e r e d a d o l­ b e a r r e s te d f o r / and doing several odd jobs i s t s th e m s e lv e s , e x ile d fo r t h e ir po- fragrant delicate and lasting perfnme. It is ■nperlor to liqnids, as it cannot spill, waste or T h e s h e r if f th e n g a v e t h e w o r d , an d ! lit ic a l v ie w s, o r e sc a p e d s u s p e c ts . I t l'or the dam ned, 7.17 la r o n a n y o f t h e ir b ir d s . T h e y r a is e evaporate. 25 cts. a cake, 2 for 45 cts. t h e c h a m p io n s fo r t h e p r o fit t o be d e ­ a w a y w e s t a r t e d . O ur s u d d e n m ove i s th e ir p lan t o s e c u r e a d m it t a n c e to V aginal Suppositories for all fem ale irreg­ Keborderiug the robe o f Herod r iv ed fr o m s a le s . C o c k -fig h tin g n o w s e e m e d to h a v e c a u g h t th e r o b b e r off s o m e o f th e m a n y n ih llie t c ir c le s h e r e ularities. 90 cts. per box. Write for onr terms to agents and druggists. i s n o t so c o m m o n 1n th is s t a t e n s it adjusting his wig, 4.00 h is g u a r d , an d w e w e r e r ig h t u p to an d k e e p th e p o lic e in f o r m e d o f w h a t CAMWN o n r MEDICAL SWFLY HOUSE. w a s fo r m e r ly . A c c o r d in g to t h e la w s h im b e fo r e h e tr ie d to s h o o t. W h e n g o e s on . 56 Filth Avenue. Chic sfl* T aking the spots oh' the sou of o f S o u th C a r o lin a a m a in c a n n o t be .So lo n g na th e n ih ilis t s c o n fin e Tobias, 1-30 c o n d u c t e d w ith in fo u r m ile s o f a w e r e a c h e d h im h e w a s c h e w in g to ­ b a c c o t h e f a s t e s t 4 e v e r d id s e e a m an th e in s e lv e « t o s p e e c h in u k in g n o t h in g c h u r c h o r s c h o o lh o u s e . T en -M ile h ill c h e w , Clerniug Balaam ’s Ass. and p u t­ l i e r e m in d e d m e o f a s h e e p is d o n e n b o u t i t . B u t if o n e o f th e m h a s b e e n th e c o c k - f ig h t in g h e n d q u n r - e a t in g g r e e n c lo v e r . B u t he w a s co o l s h o u ld » tu rt fo r S t. P e t e r s b u r g w ith ting new sh o t on him , 1.70 ^o r y (,a rs lt r c e n lly a la r g e p it a n d c o lle c t e d , ju s t th e sam e. 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