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kinder MCiTg-ed. J jiU-krd “ P * U -n frtlck
pod befajt t<>'krpQ<9k odT hbe lx art'»that
yvaa a ,b re , V p t i-fbe ¿dUM t h a t built the
<*tibia |ii^,c ¿itdh.d '’.tin fjvu the inslce.
and ,w h<*in I •kmwkeyl a p» ‘ »IT they all
t u^ub'eyd jn»ld^*. of cQV!r>A*'
r,un i,ti and dyag ’> ut vtft1-
I burnt
my b+jul* plenty bad. f he oth< r fe'ler
had been
QfJ. liitighi/j’ kinder
*ai*cu*tiv.
’• ’ Much obtcege.d 4,o you foy wakin’
me/ / any a, > • he »t|y,Ud back to hia
e- mp.
•• ’Sich blamed c;vrele>M«eM I never
«ce/ he grx^wlx. ‘ You've got to repu.r
my cabin
pay fo r it/
*’ I cut
few wopHn'« an/l
’em up
agin th r o p r n end of tbecaW«.. It waa
m oonlight and Ijrould *ee prettl w< |.
Then I crawled i/ito the bunk u jr/ii. I
didn't prop the ¿.’.oof I hi* tip,/-, but I
fviwhed I ha«l afterward My h>«nd* hurt
¿ne so bad that I coublp*t bleep and 1
t u r n ’d a nil twiwted for
h<M>yz
•‘ A ! nt onee 1 heard m - o w .« thir//. My
bbwtfl ait burned to ice and #*y hair
brittle«! l+ke a jahoe briH»h.
was a
m »ft but heavy tr« ad and a loud, hourne
breath’ n' Jent oyjide the cabin close to
my ,*« nd. And the/» I Ftiyell xoircthin g
like a. pig «‘ y . 1 knew ^e-W ei>>WA»b wbut
it vvn*. There was only the thy.’kne>w
of a split c'apiioard between mg and u
bitr 'zrizz’y hcur!
*’ •
” to think like chain lightnin g.
The tk/r.tgun* -’ tw a’ n’t louded. an/’ if it
had bee*: .ch irgcd to t jie inuz/le *twould
oi'.lg M iutf him and riitype hii^;us mad as
£ iio/nct. I m ight cMgnb upon the
k.e:in»s. Pshaw I
zf'hey w a’n't
►
even feet frpm the gro^n/I and one
scoop of hi* jsiw would
down
like a ripe plum.
“ Not thiukin* of a nythin g oeusible
to do. I didn’ t do nothin*, but kep’ ns
s-tPl «« I ever kep’ in my life, I fairly
shrunk up like a withered potato.
//•i'hc bear walk» d slowly around the
¿»abili. breathin’ a» if he had th e a sth -
^»^. Pretty m o on I saw bin» through
the Mip!in's, and knew he could bru*’h
*cu» k)**ay like smoke. He lifted up hi«
big head an,d looked toward me. and Pll
take my sxdeinn oath that he wax big­
ger than any bull that ever pawed the
earth. lie sUiA'k out hi* nofce and
»¿¡ifTid w th a ,4readuI noise. 1 tried to
thiok of the fgord'» Prayer.
‘/But pretty soon he moved on and I
fieariJ him chompin’ the bacon rinds
outride. He walked »round the o.-ibin
four times :in<! every time he Flopped
and «mifTed cl»v«er to the saplin’s. T w a a
only the smell of the fire that kep* him
from cornin’ iu, th a t’s» »ure. m»en he
moved off, for j didn’t smell him any
p ore.
“ A ll Qt a wudden I made one jum p to
the door, euMsin’ m yeelf for a darnt^l
coward. There I’d been thinkln’ ’ bout
m yself all the time when the other fel­
ler w«» fffleepin' in the <q>en. and the
bear would be Mire to visit him after
finish in* with me! And he’d been kind
enough to eave me from burnin* up,
too. I run out hollerin’ to him:
•• ‘ Look out, pardner, there’®» grizzly
around !*
ff •Tel-I me some news, will y o u ?’ came
a grouty voice, out o f the air. it seemed
to me. i looked up and saw som ething
dark up t he oak t ree. about as high as
a inn it could well go.
••‘ Y o u ’re roostin’ h igh ,’ Is a y » . ‘Did
jie uike after you?*
w *1 seen ’im a-comin* and I didn’ t*
atop for lunch.’ sa ysh e . ‘Me blankets is
ribbon*, and he’» eat everything but
the nx and fry in’ pan/
•• ‘ Well, irlide down and make a break
for the cabin. H e ain’t in eight now/
" d j’jp p lt ye, I ’m com fortable/ says
he.
•‘ H oiiever. I talked him into cornin’
down, and be made a pretty run for the
cabin. 1 couldn’ t have beat it myeelf,
and I wus pretty spry in those days.
We s lip p ’d in and propped the door,
and he began to cuss a fool who would
come away and forgit his am m unition.
•‘D ayligh t was an awful long time
p-coniiii’, but it showed up at last. We
built n ttre and made some cotTee, but
|»’e didn’t fry no bacon.
“ The other feller seemed kinder blue.
I felt sorry for him. so I »aye:
“ ‘ My friend, you can have this ranch.
I don’ t like to interfere with anybody’«
plans, anil my business in tow n i» presw-
ln* an yw ay. You can have iny blan­
ket« and what grub it left, and Pll bid
you good-by/
“ ‘ No. you don’ t/ he hollered, ju m p ­
in ’ up. »This'ere ranch iayourn. I was
only jo k in 'la s t night. The c lim a te ’ere
flon’ t agree wi* me. I must be off/
• ♦ *1 couldn’ t think of It,* saysT. ‘You
pan make a niup home out of it. Good
|uck tp y o u .’
“ ‘I pieans what I says.’ he grow ls,
real huffy. ‘T his 'ere ranch is y o u m .
and don’ t try to insult me by in sin u a t­
in g th at l ip t f y i n ’t o g it |t away from
you.'
“ W ell, the ypahot of it waa that we
had a bigger quarrel than we had the
night before.**
Ezra j'uc^er l^pghed and slapped hi»
Jtnee.
“ But how did it come o u t? ’* asked the
deputy n«wesnor.
“ Oh. the other feller isB ose. my part­
ner. We got over our scare and we
both stayed. There’s Bose cornin’ now.
and 1 guess dinner'» fc a d y .” —S t. Louie
Globe-IX* moc rat.
« P H IL IP P IN E D 0 Ç &
« F fc ta T k t r e W a a A a r F l r t a a G o t
<*a T h , y M a fic T h c w a c lv c a
S c a rc e .
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Those who paw the aoldicra' Mascots
yindey fire in the Santiago campaign
were pretty well convinced that an aui-
roal doea not know when it is under
fire, and is piuch tnore afraid of the
guns discharged by it« friends than of
those discharged by the enemy. The
anim als in the coast villages which
qrene bombarded by the American fleet
did not take to flight with the inhab­
itants, hut remained quite unconcerned
unless a missile fell in their immediate
neighborhood.
However, a story altogether different
is told o f aome of the dogs in the Phil­
ippine villages. The trustworthy cor­
respondent of the Record say« th at the
Philippine dogs are invuriably long and
w hite, w ith ears pointed like those o f p
fo x . They,are always hungry, and have
no objection to inhabiting the Am eri­
can eamps.
On the day o f the fight between the
Am erican and Filipino armies a t Bag-
b ag the signal corps men were engaged
in strin gin g telegraph wires along the
railroad truck, in order that the com ­
m anding general m ight be informed of
fhe progress o f the battle. N o t a gun
had yet been fired. Suddenly a white
native dog went flitting sw iftly through
the grass at the side o f the railroad.
The signal men called to it; it paid no
attention, b u t kept on southward, g e t­
tin g out o f range as fast ns its legs
could carry it.
Presently a shot w *s heard, and in a
fewr minutes the fusillade became gen­
e ra l. More dogs now came rushing
past, their noses to the gtound. Bul-
lets raised the dust in front of them
and cut the bamboos above them. They
could not run faster, and they dared not
atop. They were g ettin g out o f the
figh t as fa st as they could, and were
all going in the right w ay.
One of them was wiser than the rest.
W ith astonishing intelligence he sought
Ihe deepest part o f tfie ditch, covered
from the fire on one side by the high
embankment and projected on the oth­
er by a grass-covered piound. H e lay so
still that the soldiers thought he was
dead, as they passed by in a crouch­
in g attitude 'on account o f the flyin g
bullets.
The correspondent who tell» the story
looked closely at the dog*and saw that
his eyes were wide open. The corre­
spondent spoke to him, ns if threaten­
in g to drive him on, b u t the look which
came ipto the dog's eyes asked so plain­
ly to be let alone th a t the man could
do no lest than to respect the appeal.
The dog was left behind. He saw the
charge o f the Kansas volunteers, but
he did not budge as they went by him.
He heard the shrapnel explode and the
bullets cut the air, b ut he seemed to
know that he was safe in the ditch, and
he had no notion o f m oving to get a bet­
ter view.
, A t night, after the shooting was
over, he came to the camp tim idly. Some
one threw him a piece of meat. H e grew
braver and followed the Am ericans to
Calum pit; but during the figh t there he
disappeared, and only showed him self
again after the shooting was over. He
is a clever dog, but, like some o f the
natives, he "no quiere m ucho boom-
boom "—he does not care for shooting.
— Chicago Record.
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HE
lit./jt* bgud urquud his bulky book
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P r o p rie to r
utter duly si tting forth tbrrtiu tin pos­
sessions of Tueker a Itos* • "lie sl es­
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Ó « * O«q,v Six M • •nth.
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• " vhiird. 13 s I C tv m jiiis-lurv uud haj j.sMitl. LÚ
On«' d*q>y Three M nitli»
___Au ucrew i i utber ¡iitul*.*'
‘•Well, you ain’ t A-güín* hef<y^ xli/i-
JUST AbUU 1 FA D S'LL
ner. m o je>t >$-t right rfuwo her//’ said
Ezra Tueker. p< uially. am. the tfjrsd of-
Walther llsuser. the new president Hcial did not ht-xiiatr to uccepjt a. neat
fi1 Switzerland, I» one of the beat ou the cool vi*r:in<! i beside hi* h o t .
rliusivol nebular» in his country u n j
“ V ou’ve lived here a long liu»y." »aid
ha.« written a leurned i-omiuentury ou the deputy.
¿lie "E lid e » " of Aristotle.
••Twt lity-he^efj years thin vprfr)#/' re­
The marquis of l«orne. in spite of plied Tucker.
“ Made some lit He
the fact that Ids wife is a daughter <7 change* in /hat tim e, too. Mightv nigh
the queen. is but a com m oner. I l l « H I - thie whole claim was thick w«.odp >lieu
cial documents he is u s ti^ y sty le ! I fust >e< i) it.
"Jo h n Campbell, « o im ^ n ly ¿ » w n us
•• ’Twajs a ¿-ur’ouK thing, too. i ’ .'l tell
the marquis of Lom e/’
you hovv -’tWH^. b m >ee. I k uder got u
Mme. Uodjesku e?pret»e» eiyufl- notion that it would be u good idtu to
,deuce that the de^TOe .of the RusAiun take up ►
oia.c gov’iuent Fanil, ao I rod«
government, which haoished her in up het# /gooi S a rta I ru... Ms Utile. i*n/
3*94, will soon Ip' revoked. The d e c re e u pe*ky find titilk and «¡y frieiol*. the
was eauseil by Jjlords Uttered by her Craw fords, over here oil the Sun l«oi tu ­
in public d u r ^ g th e Columbian expo­ zo, they showed pie this tjuayjyy-isic*
sition.
t'l«)!:.
“ i'lleix aj . ^ u iU<Ic »-hack o< a cubi#
Au III! flible ,wns bought for a trifle
at a l«ou.di*n books^Ajnl.
The pur­ on the place, jiiliit by Toili 77*‘4>r«
chaser. un elderly hjidy. found pus^vd feller who u>ed ty hunt nnd ty n p fo r ^
between the leaves four £ 5 pofe^ liv in’, hut he ni v er pre-empt <-d fu r kind,
with a written atutement to the effe t and at that time be d gone to Arizona.
that the teatajor lia/J no heirs, and So I took up 1 he ru/ich. w it hoot any idee
"left the Alili to ¿he puryou J»ho found of t rouble, and then went back to Santa
Cruz to git M/jnc ; liiugM. ' c m i i m x ’cordin'
them in the l!il>|e.”
live on you rrlaitu > ix
Ex-Gov. George TV. peck. o f WisdOtL- to lavv you i^,ui
could prove up.
rin. explain« th»‘ story p f his ringing a months befpge
••Kilt the
4 jute I come up. M r i -
tire ujarui to get un updieuee by the
statem ent that at the tim e tie was io ciitui 4' r * v v f/>¿>4 ji.e told me lliut h e’d
charge o f u relief tritìi to the star'.’« heard* therg k*¥» unolhey feller jg*os-
Ing miners *it
Wis. The la­ pe«*lin* *r<nu*i*t my ranch. He’ll- beep up
borers employ*1
/! refused to unjoad the there hlm teff twitli his g«Jti to inquire
cars unless tliyy were |>aid iu advance iiboiit it. but iliito't «ve ludindy ; but lie
and Gov. Peck rang a fire alam i and sitiik I'd better gat up there us quick us
when the eroad gathered piade a the Isir.d woqb! ¿bet me /p<l holil d/iwn
speech sncta'ys/pliy jpkiug lor yer the cluini.
“ I lefy my b*»s«e ut ('riiw ford's. -c u g s e
fru its.
there ,\vu'u't much feed in tiie wool's,
s lid m aoie tip a puck of Hour, bacon, co f­
TIM
fee Hud sugar, uud Malcolm lent me a
In 1898 the total production o f tin sliiitgiin that lie said might come in
has been estimated at 77.3QQ tons; in hiituiv. (flit the wav up I fired botli bar­
3890 it wna but 53,10*1 ton«.
rels of the gun at some quail, and then
The tin piste production of 4 n i?rici ; found that I'd forgot to p rin gu n y am
fo r the year is estitaaffd at J27J10.U munition.
ton«. The total production i« estimat­
"Ever* th in g was stilt as death, ex­
eli nt 7511,000 ton», anil the tin re­ cept the crickets ehirpia' with a lone-
quired fisr its uutpuf%oture reaches 20,- w ant sound. qt«i<l' I put thy things in the
eul>in. There was a little fireplace built
000 to 25.0(KI ton«.
The most productive tin region in of mud and sticks in oqe end. with a
the world is that part o f the Malay rhliiiney of split boards, ami I built a
jw-niuwula etfpfitliiig fyom Hynju*
tire to git a bite o f mpp*y.
jtiani hQ Sum atra. A gpnsidoruide p«o-
"As, I was sta n d i»’ ¡u the doorway
|*ortioq f)f the tin which is taken frqm feel in' kinder dolef ul. I see a inn n w it It a
|bis region 1« carried into China, und pack on Ids baek eomlfl' up the trail,
ihua escapes the control of statistics. He was stout and Itis fnce was pretty
The principol consumers of till for red, and when he see me it g o t quite a
1808 were the United States. 23,000 Mt redder, lie come up pullin' and
tons; Great Britain, 13,lM)0; Herman)', seemed put out 'bout som ething, unit-
14,300, and Trance, M,601) Iona. The ex- jest then it come Into ntv head that
portntkm of tin plate from P rga t nielibe lie was the other feller.
What you doin' in that ca b in ?" he
I'.rftniii has been 231,709 ton«, and tb*t
say«, real cross.
country consumes 16,0.000 ton«.
" ‘ My residence nt prueent,' suy» I.
The greater puF*
0 ‘ e world'» M#
pomes front the Malay peninauia, 'Won't you .come in ?’
" 'None o' > our tilarste/t «arce wi’ me.'
which furnishes flO.O per cent., not
counting the Dutch East. Indies, he says. 'This 'ere 1« giy claim , and I
which give 1!) p e rce n t. Follow ing this want you to git otT it d irectly.’
»cine Austrulin, with 7.9 per cent;
" •You're laborin' under a slight tuis-
There are cases where it is best not to
Coniw nll. 6.1, and ISolijja, 7.9 per cent, take,’ says I. 'This is my claim : tint
be too wise.—Euripides.
Forty years ago CornyyaP furnished 3« you needn't lie in h hurry 'bout goin'.
A cruel story runs on wheels, and
Stay till morniii'. anyway, Burned if 1
ftftf cent, o f Ifrp tx>t<8).
every hand oils the wheels as they run.
aiti’ i glad of com pany.’
—Ouida.
BILLS AND ROTBSr
" V ' e l l . wo talked awhile, and he kep'
ODly he who lives a life o f his own can
gitfin* madder and madder.
help the lives of other m en.—Phillips
Called to account— pye collcqlqy, pf
"•Y ou've got the adwantags- o f me
Brooks.
poursv. — Boston l'oef...
now.' he roars out. 'but If It wa'n’t for
Give me health and- a day and I w ill
An egg will settle coffee, but It that bloody gun you've got so 'undy I'd
fnake ridiculous the pomp o f emperors.
take* money to settle a bill.—¡7. Y . put you opt of my cabin quicker'ii a
— Emerson.
JVeekly.
wink.’
Experience keeps a dear school, b u t
gortn nc-T ellcr--"A n d I see p dark
" 'Y o u needn't fret about the g u n .'I
fools will learn in no other, and scarcely
man who will give you trouble." The «qys. ( I'd left It outside lennln'against
in th at.— Franklin.
W'ldoiy (jo lger»e|f>—"T h e coalman!
cabin.) 'Why. I Herd off Iwith bar-
Character consists in a man steadily
W hy iljdp’t I ppy hin MH'.*'—Brooklyn reis at some quail down here, and I
pursuing the things of w hich he feels
Tim es.
didn't bripg a mite p f um m unilioi.
him self capable.—Goethe.
New Cu»fpmer—" I ’ll drop ip next with inc.’
Man's work in life is to turn him self
You aarn'i come it on me.' he saya.
week and pay thia b ill." Clerk—“ I
from the raw product into a piece of a rt,
wouldn't put, you to that, trouble for kinder sneerin'. 'You'd like to hentice
— Richard W hiteing.
e to eonie on and t,)ep let m e'uve it.
the wprid, air. I'll ju st agnd the goods
N o man can be provident o f his tim a
wouldn't you?'
eolleot."—Ju d y .
who is not prudent in the choice of his
'" W e ll, take the pesky gun and w e
" I have called to eoflpct that little
com pany.—Jerem y Taylor.
account which has been standing for for yourself,' 1 says, boldin’ it out to­
I f a little knowledge is dangerous,
pver t g o year»." "H u m p ! Don't you ward him.
where it the man who has so much o f
" 'Jio, you don't, pld sm oothy,’ l»e
think pflfir trusting uu* u|l this time
i t aa to be out o f danger?— H u xley.
yup'rg showing Indecent ha«!*' in rush- eays, lurpiid away,
I t it the peculiar faculty o f fools to
ju g me for payment ail of a sudden?"
'Conic in and h«»e s lute o f »upper,
discern the faults of others a t the same
— Philadelphia North Amerjcan.
anyhow.' I says. 'The w ater's bilin*
time they forget their owu.—Cicero.
1‘roprietor—"D id Hardup pay tjiiit ami I’ ll make some cotTee iu a jiffy .’
"lie grumbled M*mething and went
little bill he owes u s?" Green Col«
,"«»*
G R E E N R O O M G O S S IP .
lector—“ No, hut. he talked encourag­ otT and camped under an oak tree a lit­
ingly ubout it— said lip would see you tle ways otT That's t lie very tree down
~ David nendereon made a failure o f
in H alifax first. 1 to|d bin) I didn't there by the tiara.
his H avana theater. The house is now
"I'd done my lies! to be sociable, no 1
know any arrangement had beep
closed.
made to jipy it at the pipe«« mentioned, made i l l * cotTee and fried sonic bapon.
Robert B . Mantell made his stage de­
but it was np fiqpbt a ll righ t.” —Philu- Isome wav Tw in kiinkr pleasapt Io see
b ut aa the Sergeant in "A rrah-n a-
the o i I k m - feller’» ftre, but bp looked
d elp M * Kecortl.
P ogue,” jn E nglan d, in 1872.
m ighty cruivty ai)}J didu'l b*¥e tt
IN SOOTH AFRICA.
The gipsy violinist, Bigo, o f Princes«
iiitpe to s h v .
de Chi may fame, has gone on the vaude­
»/After
«upper
|
lit
a
piece
o
f
capdle
“ I »eg tliat the cream o f the British
ville stage in l’arla, nnd is said to have
arm y is now ip the Transvaal." "Y cx, and read a newvpajver that I’d brought
arranged for London and New Y ork .
from tn * n . but I got ulcepy pretty
)be whipped apeam,"—Life.
T h e first En glish opera of w hich
quick an«! spread my blanket« iu the
'fh e average age of the British »ol-
there is any record was "D ido and
bunk. I ►
but the door i u h J put a prop
ilipr now nt the front is nearly two
Aeneaa,” produced In London and a t
agin it not that I v^a« afraid«, blit 1
year? higher than thpt o f the soldier jext happened t«» think th a t I didn't
Chelsea, England, in 1679.
who fou gh t nt W’atpr|oo.
re»ally know u u j|}u n g aboqt (he other
Zan gw ill is evidently not worried
Ju v en s— "W'e|l, Stanley colled It fellep.
A a A m ia b le K i s m l a e » .
over the failure o f hia "Children o f the
'D arkest A frica ,’ you know." Scnex—
Matthew Arnold*» freedom from aua-
G hetto" in London. When a friend con­
••| « a « off to »leep in a m inute, and
“ Y « *;a n d the llrititJi cpnsors are kuep-
doled with him about the com pany
the next thing1 1 knew waa M*ein’ « bi< ter||y when it cam e to the ordinary
|ng it d ark ."— Town Tojiipa.
g-lare of light aqjt feelin* thin^w g ettin ’ happenings of lifp ha® been the sub­
com ing back to thia country, he rcplie4
There ure large furniture stores fn pewky hot. I jumped up. and. Ixvrd! if ject of many ancedptf*. A s a school ex­
|t waa not a iosi.
Johann esburg npd Ppptorip, and th« the whole end o f the cabin
in » aminer he was especially amiable, per­
better rlaaa of floera have thpir houses biqxel
MARVXL0US MEMORIES.
haps too much oo. Once he had a class
furnished in ib f ,no** modprn style«.
» XJowh all hemkx k ! 1' I awy^ ’ 'Ha'a a of girls to exaqiipe. and gave them ail
8. S- frentiaa could repeat m any of
1898 the imnprtn of wxpplen furnj«
bad man. and iw tryin’ to burn m# pp. goml marks. A fellow inspector no­
Shakespeare's tragedies and comediea.
lure alone were valued a t S I.112,000.
ticed It, and objected thatwom e o f the
»pre a» the d eril'aaii Injun ?
The remark waa paaaetl by a Iqdy
Lord Macauley could have restored
“ But juirt then 1 he*nrd an awrfui ham ­ girte inuat h»v» brrn more clever than
at luncheon that reading down the merin’ at the door and Ft* other feller other*. "P rrh ap* that in *o,” wit! Ar-
('Paradise L o st" had aomething oc-
Bst o f officer* klUed and wounded was hollerin':
gury»*I t ° destroy every copy o f it.
polil, "but w hat «««Mid I p o i You are,
alm ost Uke reading a levee list in the
Jo h n O . Carlisle c/n dictate a speech
•(lit up. you bl»rated fool! D o you t h ,/ a r , all nuqh rery pip« / Irin !"—
season, an m any were the names well
| Of 10,000 word», read It over once and
want to hr rnoknl a lt.« ? Turn out. OoW »» Dnyn,
known la society.— Landon Morning
repeat i t word for word a month later.
and br <larnr<* to you.'
T h - In a r lta M e » •-*» « * •*.
I ^ d e r ._
Mr. Beveridge »poke from Roscoe
"T hru I jr<l<r<l that the f i r , had
Ja a p - W illy <«< hin fe st aoahlng wet,
Conkling's desk, and there >« nothing
I hf M r
caught In the old dry r h in in ,). 1 pod naught dn cropp.
In common between the tw o except a
A rrtM U a auhmarine direr, in relat- bounced up and xrahbed the coffee pot
M ari* How did he opme to g4t hin
trick o f memory.
|n< aouan aanedotra concerning the
threw the ffrounda on the confla-
feet soaking «ret f
Lam ar could repeat a speech o f 10,-
bottom o f the nna and It» inhabitant», g ra(|oii, but It didn’t do a mite o' fo o d ,
Mu,!drr bought him a new pair of
000 words w ithout a halt. Kumner was
give» aome intereutinp flffurea aa to the
j kiv|)vd |»fi«J ll>v Pr,’ P • “ *’ r* “
gabbar
bootnl”
-Pank.
am ount o f pre— e« the body of the
even more gifted in t}i'» reepect, and »0
direr in aubjerted »o. A t a depth o f ■ ■
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poly one hundred feet the prcuure in
AGENTS W ANTED.
W A N T E D .—C a p a b le , reliable per­
forty-four pound» to each aquara incl;
o f the direr'» anrface. The ordinary
\v,. WHi,t a lire, active repreneiitative W A N T E D — ACTIVE MAN OF son in every county to represent large
Iltaman frame ha» »boat twelve aquaro ¡„ you , territory a t once to en g a ge in * ’ good character to deliver and coi- com pany of solid ffn a n clsl rep u ta tio n ;
feet o f anrfeee, which wonld m ake the a perv profitable Intainene. G eneral and leet in Gregon (or old established tnan- *8 M salary uer year, pa jrable w eekly;
prenaura a t the depth onentinned ab ort local aneilta wp"te*l. From |A to »II» a a fa etu iin g wholenale h o u w . (M O ayw ar, F ! per day alaw'futely su re and all e x ­
fide, definite
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not lee* th an th irty-eigh t tona. Thin day. A d van cem en t rapid. Good ref- «tire pay. Ilqneaty ptoge than experi­ igences;
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rnormutan w eight U not nil preaaiug erenorn required- Tjpa*e ont o f em ploy- ence required. (>wr referenee, any hank »alary patid vsvh h ttlg n is y and expense
TAND
any c ity . F.pploee nelf-ad<lre»**e>l tnonev » .I*Btu-od each v e ek . S 4TAND-
dow nw ard, but ipwardn (rota all tlireu- Oient or w ialiing to lu'tter tnetnutjvea in any
S v ., C m
Manufm-turen*. A R D H t»V l“ F , 3!H
,
itd lreaa D enartinrut K , Corner Per- atam pe iil rnveRipe.
3112«.
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* kina apd V'nton H U ., A k fop , Ohio.
( Vwir<* I lopv, X lf Jh«arl»orii f>t.,CUivag*>. tdto.
I»»|JJA *: v f k * r i ï M i p
a W M # * t : r o t s .
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ARD TW PUTS-
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f
? s?e Law
O f health has no Uirifor««a4 .guM«Uans
,of it» peace,
it luul Bitre ^uzuhl lie
arrests muuuunuble in ever* ^esuurant
every day ot
year.
Both
the
(]ii4htity and quality of the joo«j they
¿ 4 ¿ hm ! iu tile Luai.vter o f
<c<j«u»iiiuip-
. tioi) men and
1 woyien sin
«4ch day
agsiust the
¿awsiof health,
who
wUj not heed
Mxturc’ s
<Ntrnin:;s can-
1 (iiot esc;)^* ^er pun*
IlshmenjA, uid ily»'
I pt'psia or 4x)inach
" trouble” is the inva­
riable penalty o f cure­
less euttfig.
There w n^ other
nwcdiciw for diseases
o f the stomach and
Allied /organs of di­
gestion and nutrition
which can com j »are
■
. ith X-)r. Pierce’s
Golden Lletlical Dis­
cover*, It cures
ti),ese diseases perfect­
ly and permanently,
C f t and enables the build­
ing up of idle whole
body into vigorous health.
" I took )w o txXtlcb ,©f Dr. Pievce's Golden
Medical JX»c*>very for >toniaeii trouble.1’ writes
Clarence Carnes. K»q.. of'ravlow itow u. Loutloun
Co.. V». " I t did me »o invsH good that I d id n 't
take uu.y more. I cun eat »acmt any th in g now.
I am »o v e i l pleased w4H.» U 1 h a rd ly know how
to thunk yon for your kind inform ation.
1
tried a wJiolc let o f tbin^s before I w rote to
you. T k c re wen u gentleman told me about
your medicine, how it had cured his wife.
I
thought I would .try l»otlle o f it. 1 am glad I
did. for I don't kn o w what I would have done
i f it had not been ft»r U r. Pierce’s Golden M ed­
ical Discover)’. ”
I)r. Pierce’# Pleasant Pellets cure con­
stipation.
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“ S t a r ” tui tags (showing aaiall star» printed <#« andar «Ida
tag). ** Horse S h o e ,” “ J . T . , " “ G ood L o o k ," “ O ro a aB o w ,"
and “ i lm m iq iind " N atu ral L e a f T i * T ags are of equal value in
securing present» m entioned below , and may be aaaorted.
E very m an, woman and ch ild can find som ething (M tiw li»t
th a t they would Uke to have, and oan have
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Scissors, 4 M < 1 Inches...............................
b l « — ...... ....... v v ---- f zz
Child's Bet, Knife. Fork and K|*oou 36
Salt and Pepper Set, one each, qosd-
ruple piste co white mett l.t .y ....... Af
• French B riar Wood Pipe. .................. 26
7 Rasor, hollow ground, fine English
steel......... .......................................... 66
• Butter Knife, triple plate, best
q u a lity ........ .......................................... 6U
9 Sugar Shell, triple pla’ e, best qual.. 60
10 Stamp Box. sterling silver............... 7»
I I Knife, “ Keen K u tter.” two blades . 76
12 Butcher Knito, “ Keen K u tte r," K-ia
blade............. T . .......................................76
M Shears, “ Keen K u tter.” M n e n ........ 76
14 N ut Set, Cracker and 6 Picks, silver
plated................................................
so
16 Base Ball. “ Association." best qusl.luo
10 Alarm Clock, n ickel.................. . — 160
17 Six Genuine Rogers* Teaspoons, best
plated goods.................................
160
18 Watch, uickel. stem wind and set.. W
19 Carvers,
good steel, buckJfcjrn
handles................................................. »W
20 Six Genuine R o g e rs ' Table Spoons,
t*est piste»! goods................................ 260
21 Six each, Knives and Forks, buck-
horn handle« ...................................260
22 Six each. Genuine Rogers' Knives
lea goods...........600
and Forks, best piati
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S3 Cloak, * day. C a le n d a r ________
eter. Barometer ............................... • • •
M Gun case, leather, no better made. 60$
26 Revolver, automatic, double action,
S3 or «« caliber........................... .
$6$
M Tool Set, not playthings, but seal
tools.......... .................................. .
27 Toilet Set, deoo-ated porcelain,
very handsome...................
890
28 Remington Rule Wo. 4, 22 or 82 c a l. muu
29 Watch, sterling s ilve r,fu ll Jeweled HMM
30 Dress Suit Case, leather, handsome
and durable.......... ................. .
. 1000
31 Sewing Machine, first oias*. with
a l l attachm ents........................
1600
32 Revolver, Colt's. 38-callber, blued
steel............
1600
33 Ride, C o lt’s* id-shot. M -csllber____1600
34 G uitar (Washburn), rosewood, in ­
laid ....................................................... 3000
36 Mandolin, very handsome....... ...... 2000
36 Winchester Repeating Shot Gun,
13 gauge.................................
2000
37 Remington, double-barrel, ham­
mer Snot Gun, lo or 12 gau ge...... 2000
38 Bicycle, standard make, ladles or
gents .......................... ............. ........ 3600
39 Shot Gun, Remington, double bar­
rel. hammerless................................. 3000
40 Regina Music Box, 15/% inch Duo..MOO
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THE ABOVE 0FFEH £XPIH£S NOV M W
3Qr„, 1900.
f i n a A l a l H o l l o . I Plain " Star " T in Togs z lh a tl» . Star tin I««« w it» ft» U t lll
O D C C Ia l H U f lL O I , t . r, printed tin under »Ide o f t M ) . ara not i/o o d /o r frw e n t,,
— - - — ------ --— —
but w ill he p ud for In CASH on
Agtldrefi, I f received by na on or before March 1st, 1900.
Uwbaat» uj IWUltySM«»»»»
IN MIND that a dime’« worth o f
« rill la s t lonaer add a ffo rd m ore p le u a r e than u dime»« w o rth
o th e r brand.
M A K E
T H E
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T H E GARDEN CITY M E D IC IN E S
AND TO IL E T ARTICLES.
A lin e a l fam ily remedies made and sold by
■a axclaelvely. Every preparation 1« r» a ra o -
leed le contain (b e purest and beat d ra t« . A
alnzle tr ia l w ill prnva tbelr superiority. Any
e l th c M remedies w ith lu ll direction» fa r aslng
sent prepaid on receipt ol price.
Q u ick actio n L a x a tiv e Tab let® fo r Constipa­
tio n , B iliousness, H eadache, In d ig e s tio n , D ie .
ziness, and T o r p id L iv e r . S tr ic tly veg etable,
25 cents.
G arden C ity Headache Cure, fo r Nervotis
H eadach e, S ick-H e ad ach e N e u ra lg ia , B lin d in g
H eadache, Sleeplessness, F la tu le n c y and Sour
Stom ach, H a rm less. One dose 10 cents, 3 fo r
25 cents.
G arden C ity E y e-w ash, fo r In fla m e d o r
W e a k E yes, Scalds, Cuts, B u rn s, Bruises and
O ld Sores, E n tir e ly H arm less. Po w der enough
fot m a k in g one p in t. 60 cents.
D r . W il h o i t ’s L a d y 's S y rin g e , $2.50. S m a ll
H a rd R ubber S y rin g e 30 cents. R n b b er H a n d
Pressure s y rin g e , 3 pipes 60 cents.
B adger
F o u n ta in S y rin g e , 3 hard rubber pipes, 1 q t.
$1.00, 2 qts. $1.25. A j a x F o u n ta in S y rin g e , finest
m ade, 4 h ard ru bber pipes, 2 qts. $2.00. H o t
W a te r Bottles. W h ite rubber 1 q t. 75 cents, 2
q ta .9 0 C ts ., S ilk finished l q t . $1.25, 2 qts. $1.40.
A m erican B eauty Com plexion T ab let® , fo r
clean sin g th e s k in o f B lackheads, Pim ple®,
M o th Patches, F rec k le s , and a ll s k in diseases,
causing the cheeks to have th e n a tu ra l t in t of
yo u th and h e a lth . 50»:ts.
A m erican Be au ty Cold C ream , fo r re m o v in g
T a n , F re c k le s , and a ll im p a ritie s of th e s k in ,
a n d g iv in g it a soft v e lv e ty appearance, 40 cts-
A m erican B eauty Face P ow der, fo r a co­
v e rin g to th e s k in , keeping a ll dust, soot and
o th e r im p u ritie s fro m the pores, and g iv in g a
refined elegant appearance to th e to ile t.
Pink
o r W h ite . 25cts.
A m erican B e au ty F ro zen P e rfu m e , fo r car­
r y in g in pockets, k ee p in g in d raw ers, chests
and tru n k s , to perm eate c lo th in g , and im p a rt a
fra g r a n t delic ate and la s tin g p erfum e. I t Is
superior to liq u id s, as it can not s p ill, w aste or
evaporate. 25 cts. a cake, 2 fo r 45 cts.
V a g in a l Suppositories fo r a l l fem ale Irre g ­
u la ritie s , 90 cts. per box.
W r it e fo r our term s to agents and d rugg ists.
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