1 —-- ------------------------------------------------ ortaT were uncertainly fliw»nt< eir way home from the county seat "Bill," «aid Henry, “I waneha to be very careful. Firs’ thing y’ know you’ll have us in a ditch.” “Me?" said Bill in astonishment 1 note the paragraph on your “Why, I thought you was drivin’," menu wherein you state that the or chestra will play anything on request His Girl: “Reginald, dear, do try Can you prove the assertion?' and be cheerful. I knew it will come “Yea," replied the manager. “Their Mamma, at least, is cn repertoire ia very extensive." What all right. our side." do you wish them to play?" Reginald: “What makes you think “Tall 'em to play pinocle until I ao?" have finished my meal, and 1 shall be His Girl. “Well, dear, I heard her very grateful.” tell papa not to judge you too much by appearances." An Oklahoma banker, with a reputation of being hardboiled, was American—"Did you hear that joke one day earnestly solicited by a about the Egyptian guide who show friend to give to some good and ed some tounsts two skulls of Cleopa charitable cause, but without result. tra. one as a gul and one as a wo Then the banker was seised with man?” a desire to talk about himself. Englishman—"No; let's hear it." “Did you know I had a glass Heroine (in the melodrama): “What eye?" are those shrieks?" "No. I hadn’t suspected it." Villain (relentlessly): •'They have "Bet you can’t tell which one is tied an American to a chair and are the glass one?" showing him a bottle of Scotch." After long and careful scrutiny of both optics at does range, the fnend Southey tells us that, in his walk said: one stormy day, he met an old “I think it is the right one." woman, to whom, by way of greeting, “Correct! How did you tell?” he made the obvious remark that it “Well, I thought I detected a faint was dreadful weather. She answered gttmmer of human sympathy in that philosophically, that, in her opinion, "any weather was better than none*!" one.”—Register. Short Stories A municipal ordinance in Amster dam forbids that one front door shall give entrance to more than nine flats, and one staircase to more than six flats. “Uncle Joe" Cannon, who is 86 years old and has served 46 years as a representative of Illinois in Con gress, arrived in Chicago and said he was looking for a “job with a future.” PASS IT ALONG Has somebody said a kindly word About somebody else you know? Then pass it along as soon as you can As far as the world will go Has somebody given a pleasant smile To somebody who was sad? Then copy the smile as soon as you can And make somebody else glad. Has somebody given a helping hand To somebody far adrift! Then give one yourself as soon as you can To some one who needs a lift. For the word and the smile and the helping hand Are needed along life's way. So pass them along as soon as you can To brighten somebody’s day! —Irene S. Woodcock. When you want to borrow money- on your property see Herald Hone Comer e • e • • • a • a a a Probably the moat common cause Housewives may mail requests o of headaches ia auto-intoxication, or o for recipes or ask any questions poisoning of one'a self by waste pro concerning recipec published. A o Herald subscriber, a woman o ducts that are not properly thrown versed in cookery, who desires to a off by the body. Thia ia a condition remain anonymous, will be de- met with to frequently that we are lighted to publish requested rac- o e prone to overlook its importance. ipes or answer questions. You may not be aware of a con —The Editor. stipated condition. There may be • «•••••• bowel action daily, but it may be the waste material of food taken several Peanut Candy. days ago. Unless the intestinal func One cup molasses, one cup sugar, tion is active there ia fermentation one piece of butter, site of an egg. and absorption of body poisons. Head aches are sure to follow. one tablespoon vinegar. Boil anti Victima of headaches in countless when done stir in a teaspoon of soda; numbers have found temporary relief stir well, then put in peanuts and through salts or cathartics or have resorted to one of the many “head pour into buttered pans. ache tablets" or “wafers.” Some even have sought relief in opium and mor Hoarhound Candy phine. After making quite a strong BO1U Let me sound a solemn note of tion from the fresh hoarhound leaves warning against such a practice. strain it and put about a quarter of Drugs or medicines should never be a cup of it over the fire with a taken without the advice of a physi pound of brown sugar and a little cian. The continued employment of water. Cook this mixture until a any drug results in addiction to its small amount dropped in cold water use. An addict is a slave, and when will easily become brittle, After that a human being once yields to the a tablespoon of vinegar should be clutch of a habit he is on his way to added. Boil it up once again and hopeless ill health and to a materially turn into pans. Hoarhound can be shortened life. The newspapers have made with the dried leaves too. Steep accounts almost every day about the a large tablespoon of the leaves in a practices of the drug addicts. Cer cupful of boiling water for about an tainly no one should take the chance hour. Strain it well To the liquid of acquiring this terrible habit. No one cause is more prolific of put two cups of brown sugar. Put it over the fire and stir until the sugar headaches than eyestrain. When one is disolved. Add a tablespoon of passes 45 or 50 he should visit the vinegar and boil till the candy breaks oculist at least once a year or at least when dropped in cold water. Drop on once in two years. Simply because a buttered paper or put in a pan and you can see to read does not prove mark. Wintergreen may be made the there is perfect vision. It may be an unconscious effort, but any effort to same way, substituting Wintergreen see clearly means a drain of nerve for hoarhound. energy. No matter how small the leak, the great reservoir of energy, Marguerites the brain, will be called upon ulti One-half cup cocoanut, one-half mately, and then comes trouble. The presence of chronic headache cup powdered sugar, white of one should lead to an examination of the egg, flavor with vanilla. Drop on urine. Failure of perfect kidney buttered tins and bake in the oven elimination has this as a symptom. It is a good thing to make sure at for a few minutes. regular intervals that these import ant organa are functioning as they should, but persistent headache makes After Dinner Mints it imperative. Headache is a danger signal. Do One cup sugar, one cup water, a tiny pinch of cream tartar. Boil not disregard the red light Stop at once to find out what is wrong.— until when tried in cold water it Royal S. Copeland, M. D. will make a soft ball. Remove from stove add peppermint, beat until thick Cholly—When I was a boy, you and creamy. Drop from the tip of a know, the doctor said if I didn't stop teaspoon on waxed paper. For smoking cigarettes I would become checkermints use the same syrup add feeble-minded.” three drops pink vegetable coloring Miss Keen—Well, why didn't you and flavor with checkermint. Drop stop? from spoon the same as the mints. OTTO & HARKSON U.S.ArmyShoes We have just bought a tremen dous stock of Army Munson last shoes to be sold to th« public direct. These shoes are 100 per cent solid leather with heavy double soles sewed and nailed. The suppers are of heavy tan chrome leather with bellows tongue, thereby making them waterproof. These shoes are selling . Jig very fast and we advise you to order at once to insure your order being filled. The sixes are 6 to 11 all widths. Price <2.75. Pay Postman on re- ceipt of roods or send money order. M -nev refunded if shoes are not satisfactory. Daily Fashion Hint Nrw on<i StU’inf A doctor, and architect and a Bol shevik were discussing the priority of Mithiiiti their occupations. The doctor said: FOR SAIJI CH KAP “When Adam's side was opened and a rib removed to make woman, there Trade in your old uns on your new was a surgical operation--medicine Binger at a liberal sllewaace. was the oldest trade.” The architect: “Yea, but when the earth was made out of chaos there was the building process, the use of materials accord 4131 90th Hl. 8. 1 Ing to a plan. The architect's to still older.” Hl'aaet 504» The Bolshevik smiled and said: "But who supplied the chaos?” Monarch Furnitur« Relish for Haie GEORGE A. JIGGAR Your inspection invited at the Dr. Patrick F. Mahar GREEN HILL DAIRY Optometrist Phone Sl'nset 3443 74th and Footer Road Perfectly *1 Marrtaon Street MAIN INI MATT GREENSLADE 45 Steps West From Broadway With Carl Greve, the Square-deal Jeweler Wagon Repairing Horstthttlity & Gen. Bldcksmllhlm) k________________________ > AUTO REPAIRING 9327 Footer Road LENTS HOUSE'S RESTAURANT 126 Third at, bet. Washington and Alder ata. Just 1*4 block» from "MS" car. MEALS AND LUNCHES k._________ N order to keep our trained crews employed, our trucks in use and wait on every body, we have again estab lished a summer price on Gasco Briquets (the kind that give no ashes) for delivery at our con venience during spring and summer. I EMINENTLY SMART. YET PRACTICAL This model, one oi the most attrac tive the season's offering, lends itself to development in tricotine, wool iersev, kasha cloth. velvet ot velveteen, t fastens in surplice style, the collar and vestee living of contrasting material bound with braid. Buttons trim th« skirt below the collar, also the long close-fitting sleeves. Medium site re quires Dy yards 40-inch material, with *4 yard 40 Inch satin for trimming. Pictorial Review Dress No 1383. Sues, 34 to 44 inches bust. I’tKC, 35c. Daily Fashion Hint Last year those sponded in time R. and M. Millers’ Service Station A.voclnted GASOLINE Eastern and Western O I L all kinds of ACCESSORIES re who 82d and Powell Valley Road Phone Sl'naet 21*4 saved about $.32,000.00 Don't wait till we are sold up, but phone now. (Main 6500) or call at the Gas Offices, Alder and Fifth PUBLIC SALES Grays Crossing Barber Shop 6007 H2d street, next the metal works CHILDREN'S HAIRCUTTING, 35c John J. Conboy, Prop. 1 "*■ 1 ' 1 1 THE BENJAMIN STUDIO Modern Photography When a world of men could not prevail with all their oratory, yet hath a woman*« kindness over» ruled —Henry the Sixth. SITTING A STUDY" View Work. Hume Portraits, Kodak Finishing 6435 FOSTER L—j Currey’s Pharmacy, Grays Cross ing, is your neighbor, Here you may have your doctor’s prescrip- tions accurately filled, Here you will find real service. SUn»et 1983 d For You T •II Th« National City company, one of the largest and most conservative bond and investment houses in Amer ica, has Just purchased <1,000,000 worth of our 7% Prior Preference Stock. This ia the most important deal in Public Utility stock in Portland in years. Wouldn't you like to have a few shares of this attractive security, too? <98 a share par value <1M Over 7% on your Money Foe eash or on easy terms, INQUIRE TODAY Investment Department Portland Railway, Light and Power Company BOOM (05 ELECTRIC BLDG.. Portland. Oregon A dainty dish to serve for a com pany luncheon Is the following: Sweetbr e a d s With Orange flauoe.—Soak a pair of sweet- breeds In cold water for twenty minutes; put over the heat In plenty of cold water, heat very gradually to boiling point, then elmnier for twenty minutes, drain and let stand In cold water until cold. Remove the unedlbto portions, but MM) the sweet breads unbroken. Set on a rack in a dripping pan, sprinkle with salt and pepper, pour ever the juice of an orange and bake twenty minutes. Serve with Orange Sauce.— Cut the peel of an orange Into shreds sad cover with boiling water, cook flve minutes and drala. To the blanched peel add oae- half cupful of beet Juice, three-fourths of a cupful of brows sauce, the juice of two oranges and one lemon, one- fourth of a teaspoonful esrh of cay enne and salt; stir until smooth and hot Honey Fruit Cake.—In a trarm bowl beat to a cream one half cupful of butter, three-fourths of a cupful of honey, add one-third of a cupful of boiled cider, two well beaten eggs one teaspoonfnl each of cinnamon, cloves and mace, and a teaspoonfnl of soda dissolved In a little warm water; beat well and add flour to make a stiff better; add two-thlrrta of a cup ful ef stoned chopped prunes and dried figs, the aame of seedleaa raisins Pour Into a buttered, floured Un and bake In a alow oven, This cake will be better If kept In a tight container for several weeks Lemen Honey Cakoe.—Bring to the boiling point one aad ooe-half cupfuls of honey akim carefully, add four ta bleepoonfuls of better and cool. 8tir In two cupfuls of sifted pastry flour and set In a cool place over night When ready to bake add the grated rind of one lemon, two tablespoonfuls of lemon juice, one-half cupful of chopped almonds and one-balf tea spoonful of soda dissolved In a little warm water. Rake In small muffin pans. When cold lee with lemon icing. s S. GRAY dressmaker and representative of Nu-Bone Corsets, the most popular made to measure corset. Call 8U. 1609 \_____________________________ 1 A DAYTIME FROCK IN THE SEASON’S SILHOUETTE Paris gives her sanction to this frock of brown wool ertoe, which emphasises the fashionable silhouette. The waist closes at the left side, the round neck omitting the opportunity to have a collar. Bands of fur trim the flowing sleeves and appear again at the lower edges of the gathered panels attached to the sides of the skirt. Fancy ribbon, braid or self-material may be used for the narrow belt. In medium sire the dress requires 6.*-i yards 40-inch mate rial Pictorial Review Dress No. 1361. Sues, 34 to 46 inches bust. Price, 35 cents. There is no smarter model foe the ever-serviceable and always tdorable tricotine frock than this one. The dress features the long-waisted blouse and side opening Flat silk braid is used for the trimming, with fancy buttons added to the skirt decoration. The collar, cut in one with the revers, ia notched and, if preferred, may be ter minated at the lav of the V-shaped neck. Medium size requires J yards 34-inch material. Pictorial Review Dress No. 1397. Sues, 34 to 48 inches bust. Price. 35c. It ia better to be nobly remember ed than nobly born.—Ruskin. YOU CAN MAKE THE LAMP SHADES AT HOME Six lamp shade« that can be mad« at home are shown in this sketch From left to right they ara: Parchment tinted a deep orang« with a deep band of brown, parrtuneat tinted a jade green with a design of turquolaa blue, chaaga- able taffeta tn a lovely shade of coppery orange rallied and fringed, rose colored taffeta with tiny fruits in pastel abates. white voile decorated with black and shellacked and Ckilneee embroidery combined with plain colored crepe and antique gold fringe. We have purchased 122,000 pair United States Army Munson last shoes, sizes 51/« to 12, which was the entire surplus stock of one of the largest United States government shoe contractors. This shoe is guaranteed 100 per cent solid leather, color dark tan, bellows tongue, dirt and water proof. The actual value of this shoe is $6. Owing to this tremendous buy we can offer aame to the pub lic at $2.95 ROAD MORE GOOD THINGS First Grays Crossing “EVERY -e Patronise our advertisers. You save a dollar per ton by placing order NOH’ and can f’.l Y later or monthly. . ................ ... DRUG STORE and Optician Milk. Cream Pasteurised Whipping Cream ami Buttermilk INSURANCE Cuney's Pharmacy '« Good Manners. Sit quietly erect and do not tot your arms or elbows rest Upon the table. Hold your fork carefully and never fill up your mouth, for only small bites are permissible. Make no noiae when drinking and use your napkin, if necesaary, to wipe your mouth. Talk only of pleasant things and be careful to get no crumbles on the table cloth or floor. After finishing sit quietly until all are through and the hoatess arises. Your grace may again be said standing or sitting. Your mother is always your hos tess at home and when you are visit ing the lady of the house ia hostess. Never go to the table without clean hands and face and well combed hair. Unless you use good manners and eat politely every day at home, you cannot do so on s;>ecial occasions. Daily Fashion Hint Broadway *389 413 Chamber of Commerce Bldg. Try the Drug Store First 1441 Broadway. New York City CAC8XS OF HEADACHES Send correct size. Pay postman on delivery or send money order. If sheos are not so repre sented we will cheerfully refund your money promptly upon request. * National Bay State Shoe Co. 296 Broadway, New York. N. Y. ICE COAL WOOD LIME CEMENT PLASTER LATHS FEED MLLARD AV 'ENUE EEED&EUE L CO. L. C. Pullen, owner. F L O W E R S 8 lUnaet 2517 Electrical Fixtures Selected by the School Board? Get the habit of expretting your feelingt with— FLOWERS «A* The Nippon Florist Co, Phone SUntet 3571 They found them mere efficient •nd effective than several other competitive samples shown. Phone Broadway 5781 and have •arapto light installed. Wiring aervice and ratimatoa given. Walsh Electric Co. 106 FOURTH ST. Bet. Wadi, aad Stark Sts. BRoadway 5781