Herald Home Corner Housewives may mail req jests for recipes or ask any questions concerning recipes published. A Herald subscriber, a woman versed in cookery, who desires to remain anonymous, will be de lighted to publish requested rec ipes or answer questions. —The Editor Fruit Salad Six oranges, three large bananas, two apples and one pineapple. Cut the oranges in half and remove the inside without injuring the peel. Scallop the <xlges of the peel, which is to be used as cups to hold the salad. Cut up the bananas into thin slices and the pineapple and apple into small sections, mix altogether with sugar to suit taste and a little lemon juice. Fill the orange cups and serve with or without French dressing. Aapioca Cacoanut I'uddiiu Soak one-half cup of grated cocoa- nut with one-half cup of pearl tapioca in cold water to cover. Add 1H pints of milk, three beaten eggs, one-half cup sugar and a »peck of salt. Mix well and bake in a buttered dish for St) minutes. Serve hot with cream. Corn Batter Cakes One large cup of Indian meal, four tablespoons of wheat flour, two tea spoons of baking powder, one tea- spoon salt. Mix together dry, then add sufficient cold water for a bat- ter. Bake at once on a hot griddle. Shoo Fly Potatoes The potatoes are pared and cut into long strips like macaroni, only of course they will not be round, but square edges. Thow into boiling lard until a golden brown, drain sprinkle with salt. Serve as vegetable alone or as a garnish around fish . Plums in Ambush Boil rice in milk until tender and quite dry, sweeten it to taste with powdered sugar; pour into a border mold to set; when stiff, turn out and fill the center with stewed plums; pour the syrup over the rice and mash the plums with whipped cream. all stand and sing to be at your side. Lovingly, John. “P. S.—I will come to see you on TO BE USED WITH Oh, say. can you sing from the start Saturday if it doesn't rain.**— THE HIGH CEILINGS to the end What so proudly you stand for when orchestras play it? When the whole congregation in voices that blend. Strike up the grand tune and then torture and slay it; | How valiant they shout when they're <•. ISM. Wwt.ra N.W.IMIWC VMVS I I first starting out, But “the dawn's early light” finds t* .r. Il aa to kxx W o co loll ho« they floundering about; to cook Ti» “The Star Spangled Banner” And a wish «or« a dlah they’re trying to sing, W« could din. from our book But they don't know the words of the precious, brave thing; SOME FRUGAL PUDDINGS Hark, “the twilinght's last gleaming" has some of them stopped. One of the simplest to prepare But the valient survivors pre» for ward serenely also one of the moat wholesome To “the ramparts we watch” when children la some others are dropped. old fashioned— And the loss of the leaders is nun Minute Pud ifest keenly; ding.—Scald one Then “the rockets’ red glare” gives pint of milk and the bravest a scare, stir In one-half And there’s few left to face “the bombs bursting in air;” tea spoonful of Ti» a thin line of heroes that nun salt and one- age to save fourth cup of horn» last of the verse and the The »upar, Cook until the starch tn the of the bra^e." —Exchanga. flour Is well cooked. Serve with creeiu and a little grated nutmeg. Kian Pudding.—Put two cupfuls of r Short Stories ] milk Into a double boiler with the yolks of two eggs that have been well beaten. Add two tableepoonfula, level, of cornstarch and two tablespoonfuls J _________________________________ V ......... “ ‘ ” I of sugar. Cook until thoroughly done. a larga ruotii with high cWlin** A visitor from the north had halted Beet the whites of the eggs with two his automobile on the road to mend tablespoonfuls of sugar and spread on and French window», maaalve furnl lure and larrwpattaroad han<in<a a leaky tire, and caught the sounds top: brown In the oven. Fifteen-Minute Pudding.—Take one may ba uaad. Th* room ahown In th« of the negro's words. dog? ” he “What did you call that cupful of flour, one tea spoonful of sketch draws Its Inspiration from the asked. baking powder and one-half teaspoon blue-and-gold Chinese Jar which “I calls him Mo’over,” said the ful of salt; add one-half cupful of been used for the lamp base, darky. milk or enough to make a drop batter. shade of blue chiffon ever gold “You mean Rover, don’t you?” “Naw, suh, I don't mean Rover. I Add a spoonful to each of four small Is fringed with the two colors, buttered cups. then a spoonful of hangings repeat the color note means Mo’over." Isn’t Moreover a funny name for canned cherries or any Juicy fruit— a dog?” two or three tableepoonfuls will be .1 SM.ILL “Naw, suh, hit’s a regular dwag better—then flniali with another name—come outer de Bible." /.V ; ESTUI EXT THAT IS spoonful of the batter, leaving plenty The tourist shock his head. CONSE RP.ITU'E S.IFE “I am fairly well acquainted with of space to rise. Place In a pan of .IND PROFITABLE the Scriptures,” he said. “My father hot water, cover closely and steam was a preacher. But I never heard fifteen minutes. Serve unmolded with A sales corporation . ____ ___________ functioning for of any dog in the Bible being called sugar and cream. one of America's oldest and best Ta lent Pudd ng. — Take one capful Moreover. known manufacturers, offers a legiti- “W'y, boss," said the darky, “ain’t of New Orleans molasses, one and 1 mate, safe, and exceptionally profit you 'member whar hit say in de Bible one-half cupfuls of flour, one-half tea able opportunity to a few small in dat Lazarus et de crumbs which fell spoonful of salt, one teaspoonful of vestors ($100 to $500) in this district. from de rich man’s table, an’ Mo’over, ginger. Mix the flour, molasses, gin .1 Guaranteed 35 Per Cent de dog, licked his sores!” ger and salt thoroughly. Dissolve one MERC.INDISE PREMIUM AT ONCE! “Did you fall?” said a man. rush teaspoonful of soda In two-thlrda of ing to the rescue of a woman who a cupful of boiling water, add to the This in addition to the substantial slipped on the icy pavement. first mixture and pour Into a well- dividends your investment calls for. “Oh. no." she said, “I just sat down buttered mold to steam one and one- Here is a real opportunity for the to see if I could find any four-leaf half hours. Sauce—Take two table f.rst few lucky folks that answer thia clovers." spoonfuls of butter well mixed with i offer! The 15 per cent merchandise one tablespoonful of flour, add one I premium is ready for immediate dis Sunday-school Teacher—“Can any tribution. You make a profit at once! and one-halt cupfuls of boiling water, one tell me where Noah lived?” If'rite Today—Don't Delay. two-thirds of a cupful of sugar, nutmeg Pupil—“I don’t think he had a re gular home. I guess he and his and a dash of vinegar for flavor. Boll Send your name and address and let me show you a real money-maker— family belonged to the floating popu until smooth. Serve bot. lation.” Bread and Fruit Pudding__ Spread : something that should meet with the slices of bread with butter, pour over approval of your banker. Ja me* P. Case. Becy. A Trees. Grocer’s Clerk—“Should I order boiling hot blueberry sauce. Cover some more fresh eggs?” Western Division with a plate and let stand until well- Grocer—“No. We have enough 1201 VAN NESS AVENUE fresh eggs in the cellar to last us a soaked. Unmold and serve with sugar San Francisco, Cal. couple of months.”—The Progressive and cream. Grocer. Salmon on Toast Make a sauce from two level table spoons of butter melted and two level tablespoons of flour rubbed in; when cooked add one cup of milk and cook until thickened, Salt slightly and if liked add a little pepper. Add some boiled salmon or canned sal- mon, flaked. Salt fish may be used also, Heat through and pour on “Did you ever meet with any acci- of the cowpuncher who had applied slices of toast. for a policy. More than one-third of the total “No,” said the puncher, than ad A NEIGHBORLY OBLIGATION ding, apparently as an after thought area of Holland lies below the level “a bronco kicked two of my ribs in of the sea which is kept back by Dr. Frederick D. Stricker, of the Ore one time, and a rattle-snake bit me means of dikes. on he leg a couple years ago. gon State Board of Health “Great Scott!” said the insurance Patronize our advertisers. Once an epidemic of contagious man. “Don’t you consider those ac disease becomes wide-spread, it is an cidents?” “Naw,” said the puncher, “they extremely difficult and expensive task to curb it before the epidemic done it a purpose.”—-Judge. has exhausted all available material. Mandy—“I se decided to leave mah Dr. Patrick F. Mahar However, an epidemic can be pre husban. vented with comparative ease pro Hanna—“How come? Is you be- Optometrist and Optician vided the public and the physician ginnin’ to economize?”—Life. and the health officers respond to 351 Morrison Street He was not gifted with much brains their respective duties. In prevent but he had courted Arabella ardently. ing the spread of disease, the first Finally, she accepted him, and he 45 Steps West From Broadway responsibility rests upon the public went home full of joy. He felt he must write to her, to as individuals, and upon the practi With Carl Greve, the relieve himself of the great happiness tioners of the healing art. This within him. initial responsibility is the early and Square-deal Jeweler Next morning she received the fol accurate reporting of all cases of lowing note: L “Dearest Arabella—I love you with reportable diseases to the local all the passion the world has ever health officer. The responsibility known. I would sacrifice everything I then shifts to this official who is have for you, I would swim he deep f charged with the responsibility of est currents, climb the highest moun safe-guarding the health of his com tains and go through valleys of fire munity. A concealed case of measles might be the source of an epidemic UM! SO GOOD of city or county wide proportions, resulting in much unnecessary sick Harry Hoefler’t Chocolate! ness, enormous expense, suffering on We have just bought a tremen the part of innocent individuals, and we’re the only one around 50th dous stock of Army Munson last misery and death. Those individuals and Division that have ’em. shoes to be sold to the public who wilfully conceal cases of con direct. These shoes are 100 per LEWIS FRANKLIN CANDY SHOP tagious illness are guilty of a crime cent solid leather with heavy against society. The practitioner who double soles sewed and nailed. The 1390!j Division Street tells the family that a case of scarlet suppers are of heavy tan chrome fever is nothing but a slight ton / - . . . ------ leather with bellows tongue, - '---------- i silitis is dodging his solemn obliga thereby making them waterproof. tion to society in an effort to please These shoes are selling ig very fast the family. He should have his license and we advise you to order at revoked and his business closed so once to insure your order being Naturopath, Spinologist that he may seek a job in a slaughter filled. house where he belongs. The physi The wonder ¡cure for Rheumatism cian who helps the family commit a The sizes are 6 to 11 all widths. 706, 720 Dekum Bldg. crime is neither a friend of the family Price $2.75. Pay Postman on re nor of the community and both he ceipt of goods or send money ELECTRIC TREATMENTS and the family should be deported. order. Money refunded if shoes SPECIALTIES We recall an instance where a 3- are not satisfactory. Stomach trouble. Chronic disease yeer-old child became ill. The doc and Female complaints. tor was promptly called; he examined No matter what your trouble is the patient and diagnosed the case as I can help you: measles. A sigh of relief immediate Consultation and examinations1 ly went around the family group: Free. “Oh! it’s nothing but measles,” and No knife. No operations. No in-1 then they with the “good” doctor 1441 Broadway, New York City curable case taken. laughed at the joke. No report was y L made of the case, no quarantine was instituted and no precautions taken to safe-guard the community. Neigh bor’s children were not even warned to remain away from the house. In a few days a child across the street developed the measles, in a few days Are your books in proper ah ape for the INCOME TAX statement? another, then another and another Are you worried about your figure?? and so the epidemic went throughout the town. In that one block where We are doing MONTHLY SERVICE, taking care of small sets of the original case developed and the books, for a large number of merchants in Portland. joke of it was laughed at, three fu The ccst is ridiculouslv small. nerals were conducted for three little We are ENDORSED BY THE LEADING ASSOCIATIONS OF children, all three of whom died from RETAIL MERCHANTS IN PORTLAND, and have been for OVER the measles contracted from the first TWO YEARS. case that was such a joke. Thia is just one instance of many Phone MAin 5977 for more information that might be cited to illustrate the results of criminal carelessness RETAILERS SERVICE BUREAU, Inc. on the part of dishonest and irre R. V. Lewis, Pres. sponsible practitioners and their allien. U.S.ArmyShoes Geo. W. Crockwell, M. L The U.S. Stores Co. NOW IS THE TIME TO THINK ABOUT YOUR BOOKS i Mr. Business Man ! Are you making an intelligent uae of the passing hours? 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