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LENTS STATION, PORTLAND, OREGON, FRIDAY,
Subscription, $1.50 the Year.
P.*T. A. HEARS MR. BROCKWAY
The regular meeting of the Parent-
T each or association held at the Gilbert
achooihouse last Friday afternoon
drew • gwd attendance. The program
wa»
exceptional interest. The chief
■peaker was James E. Brockway, Boy
Scout aaarutivr of Portland, who
spoke o« the work of his organization
and gave some pertinent suggestions
for the handling of boys at what ho
designated the “gang age,’’ 11 to 16.
“It is then,” he said, in a manner
direct and forceful, “that a boy’s
character is formed for good or bad,
and the influences that stay with him
for life exerted. The gangs that at
thia period feature a boy’s life, he
■aid, ere primarily constructive or de
•tractive It to up to parents to sec
that the gangs with whom their boys
are identified are of the right sort.
“Here," continued Mr. Brockway,
“to where the Boy Scout organisation
comm in with instraction along tho
lines moot important to the growing
youngster and exerts an influence for
good in the framing of character that
nothing should supplant. In the home,"
the speaker said, “there must be
team work. Father and mother must
be of one opinion in dealing with chil
dren, and honesty, reverence, sobriety
sad loyally at thto time more than al
any other must be instilled. Here
cleanliness of person and of nund—
must be cultivated."
Co-operation with tho teacher* at
school also was held to be a prime
essential in a boy's life at thia time,
for it to in school that the boy comes
into contact with tho first element of
law and order and authority. It to
imperative in the formation of a boy’s
character that early in life be learn 1
promptness and acquire habits of
regularity. He should have a time
for getting up, fixed hours formeala,
for study and for play, and nothing
should be permitted to interfere with
this program. What to best for the
boy should always be the thought and
wish of parents.
Another feature of the day's pro
gram waa a violin solo by Lueila
Strcch
The Gilbert school ia planning for a
fair and bazaar May 12, which prom-
isos to bn an event of interest. A big
feature will be an evening chicken
dinner
It to hoped that there will
be a large attendance. The last meet
ing of the association for the school
year will take place May 12. Thia
to the date act for the eletcion of
officers. Al! members are urged to
Im present.
Friends Church.
Bible school, 9:45 Sunday. A class
for everybody. Preaching services at
11 A. M and 7:30 P. M. The men’s
prayer meeting st 3 P. M Sunday;
Christian Endeavor nt 6:25 P. M.
There will be special music. Th*
Christian Endeavor executive will
m<x t this evening. The young ladies'
class will meet this evening in the
annex.
Women’s prayer meeting,
under the direction of the women's
Bible class, Wednesday at 2 P. M.
Non, Ear! .and Troy Lamb, Phyllis
Uptogove and James Schrey spent
Easter Sunday with friends in Salem.
Karl Kadolph and Myrtle Lewis spent
Sunday at Newberg.
Tho Misses Mary and Margaret
Ezelle, who have assisted in the Sun
day school and been such a blessing
to the church the past winter, expect
to leave in the near fture. Their
friends are invited to spend Wednes
day evening with them at the home
of the pastor, F. J. Cope, who has
bought a little home on Eighty-ninth
street
LENTS SCHOOL NOTES.
By Mala School Pupil11.
The girls’ first indoor ball team
has challenged the Woodmere first
team t a game on Lenta grounds
sometime this week. We have not
yet received a definite answer to the
challenge.
The first edition of the 8B Comet
has been completed. Monday the ed
itor-in-chief, Lowry McKeown, read
it to the class. It contains editorials,
■toriea, jokes, advertisements, news
items and cartoons. The class will
undertake a second edition soon.
Dr. Lundberg, who has charge of
the school boxing and wrestling, was
too busy to attend last Thursday, but
the meet was held as qsual George
Selfridge, a wrestler from Franklin
High, taught the boys different holds.
There were a few new boxers, but
one of the wrestlers waa sick and
couldn’t come.
The boys are working up a very
good volley-ball team. They hope
soon to be ready to put up a well-
organised game. The girls, also, are
interested. They have a net and ball
of their own which they use a great
deal.
Several of our boys went to witness
the opening baseball game of the sea
son Tuesday,
Monday the baseball boys were
overjoyed on being presented with a
new catcher's mit by Mr. Thaxter.
At the beginning of the term George
Trenary, catcher, used Bud McDay’s
mitt, but Bud moved away from
Lents. Then George used the old last
year’s mitt until someone borrowed
it without bis permission. The new
mitt ia much appreciated.
On account of wet grounds and
rain, the ball team did not play the
Kellog baseball aggregation Tuesday
as they had planned.
The l-cntx team played the Wood-
stock boys Monday. They went down
to defeat, 14 to 4. During the first
of the game, I xmls scored two runs
while the opposing players got runs
rather regularly. In the seventh
inning, however, Lents started a rally
which netted them two more runs.
The rally started when Ixywry Mc
Keown got hit with a pitched bail and
was advanced to second on a single
made by Geoge Trenary
Both 110x1
•coral when
’Chuck”
Guisne.is
cracked out a t wo bagger into deep
center.
Sometime bet wen now and the end
of the year there will be an exhibit
at Ixmts school, It will consist of
garments the girls have made in
their sewing classes, of food they have
cooked in their domestic science
course, of articles made by the boys
in their manual training wprk, and
of other materials
representing
phases of the school work.
The eighth grade girls had their
last lesson in aewing for the year on
Monday. They will take cooking for
the next two months. The seventh
grade, on the other hand, will take up
sewing, having comploted their work
in cooking.
On« of our portables has been re
moved to the Holladay school. It was
no longer needed here, while, owing
to the recent fire at the Holladay
school, it was urgently needed there.
Several of the boys arc busy mak
ing radio seta in their manual train
ing department. Now that radie-
phones are so exceedingly popular, it
aeema a very practical thing to do.
M'ARTHUR NTATEN HIS PONTOON
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Candidate Nays Why He Is Opposed
to Bonus for Ex'Soldiers.
Congressman C. N. McArthur in a
speech delivered in the House of Rep
resentatives on March 23, 1922, in
relation to the bonus bill, pending be
fore the house, claims that conditions
at present are vastly different from
those that existed two years ago and
it is his opinion that the American poa-
ple cannot stand the additional taxes
which will result from the enactment
of this measure and as the country ia
now staggering under an enormous
burden of indebtedness, it only signi
fies that with further taxation in the
immediate future, would mean more
unemployment, more industrial de
pression and disastrous economic dis
orders.
Hs claims that if the pending bill
should become a law, it will afford
only a small measure of financial
relief to the individual ex-soldier who
electa to accept the certificate option
and borrow on the same at a bank,
but that the sum total of the
money which the treasury depart
ment must raise to redeem these
hypothecated certificates on October
1, 1925, will, according to reliable
estimates, amount to 8650,000,000 and
the immediate cash payment and ex
penses of administration will amount
to not less than $80,000,000 addi
tional. The eventual cost of the leg
islation to the taxpayers of thia coun
try will be not less than $5,000,000,-
000, which ia one-fifth of the national
debt.
As congress has already appro .
priated more than 81 ,600,000,000 for ,
the disabled and infirm soldiers, and
has done so whole-heartedly and un
grudgingly, he believes that congress
is fullfilling every obligation in this !
respect, but ventures to say that the
country does not look with favor upon 1
the pending measure. He claims that
the increase in taxation—national,
state and local—has reached such
alarming proportions that the people
in every secion of the country are de
manding retrenchment along all lines.
Mr. McArthur contends that every
dal lor tied up in such certificates
withholds a dollar from the channels •
of business, industry and agriculture,
where especially at this time money
is badly needed. The measure is
faulty, because it does not provide a
sinking fund or amortization plan for
the redemption of the adjusted-serv ■
ice certificate in 1925. This, conse .
quently means that the necessary
funds must be raised by additional
taxation, and the burden will natural
ly fall on the backs and stomachs of
the consumer.
His contention is, that the only
proper alternative is a postponement
of the measure in accordance with the
president’s suggestion, until the coun
try is in a more normal financial con
dition and the country’s indebtedness
has been reduced materially. This
country is now staggering under a
debt of nearly $25,000,000,000 and as
money does not grow on trees and the
wealth of the country is not in
creased by printing money, it would
be best for all concerned that this
measure for the present should be
cither amended or postponed until
conditions present themselves that
will warrant a real bonus for the ex
soldier.
During Mr. McArthur’s
terms in congress, he said he has
never failed to support any measure
in behalf of an ex-soldier, but be
lieves that at this time the bonus bill
now pending will result in no benefit
to him whatsoever.
Lents Will Have New Wading Pool.
LOCAL HAPPENINGS.
Commtoeioner Pier has written the
B(.Cretary of the Lenta Business Men’s
Wise Bro*, have put in a new stock
club to the effect that the f-esits play ut furniture.
ground will have a new wading pool
Mn. J. Matson is a little recovered i
for the children, in Beu of the one
spoiled by the J. F. Shea A Co. in from her recent illness.
partially filling the piaground.
Miss Alice Marshall is working at
the Mount Hood lee Cream porlv*
Motormen Bedecked in Easter Finery
Tailors should rejoice for pre-war
uniforms have ben resumed by
mot r i rn ss u on the eity street can, by
order of the management of the prop
erty. When war began the talk was
all of economy and conservation, and
because wool rose to unprecedented
heights in price, it was decreed that
motormen might assume lees showy
habiliments, namely, overalls and
jumpers of natty blue. But now that
the war is well past and clothing
coots have been deflated to a degree,
at least, it was thought best to re
instate the former uniform! on the
front ends of the cars an< thus make
both ends uniform as regards dress.
Thia has now been accomplished, and
as for motormen and conductors,
they look alike.
FOREST FABLES
Chapter From the History of Paul
Bunyan.
Paul Bunyan was a famous logger.
As the story goes, he had a camp
on the moon and brought his logs to
earth with a “skyline”
Anyhow,
back in 1765, Paul did accompany
General Braddock over the Allegheny
mountains. He waa bead swamper
then and the forest waa so dense that
the army made only a mile a day.
‘ Slash ’em and burn ’em,” said Paul.
"It will be a million years before
anyone will need these trees.” Never
theless, we are now paying $50 per
leg for dining tables made from what
little ia left of those hardwood for
ests.
But l’aul moved on to the pine
forests of Michigan. “I will get me
an ox team,” said he, “And invest my
profit* in real estate. The timber here
will support mammoth cities.” So he
hauled logs day and night, the eity
Kw, Paul got rich, and would have
d happily ever after, thus ending
the story— if the timber had held out.
But it didn’t, and Paul went flat
broke, and hastened away to the yel
low pine woods of the south, where
he took a contract falling timber.
“Cut the stumps high.” £uoth Paul,
"There is timl>*r enough here to sup
ply the earth forever.” But soon the
cam|0 began to close down and the
mills began to disappear, and when
the boss said “Cut ’em low,” Paul
Bunyan quit and started for the Pa-
cific northwest, where there was
plenty of timber and no need of be
ing so particular.
But ne got an eye opener when
he crossed the treeless plains. It
gave him something to think about.
“Great Scott.” cried Paul, a* he slid
over the Cascades. '‘They r are bum-
ing forests out here!_ W< re have no
wood to waste.” So Paul got a job
as fire warden, the moral of which
is that it is a wise man who knows
enough to change his mind!
NOTES AND NEWS.
Michael Collins and Arthur Griffith
are to meet Eamon de Valera and
Charles Burgess this week to talk
over a possible truce between the
Free Staters and the Irish Republi
cans. That is a good sign and an
example which might be followed by
the representatives of the respective
parties now in this country. A mora
torium on the controversy would be
a good idea until the Irish people
have made up their minds.
The new tariff bill as it comes from
the .senate carries a rate of 30 cents
a bushel on wheat. But the country
exported nearly 300,000.000 bushels
of wheat last year and, no doubt, will
have an immense surplus to export
this year. With the price of wheat
fixed in a world market and America
MINISTER TELLS HOW
compelled to meet that price, does any
TO RAISE FUNDS IN
body suppose that a tariff on wheat
SPITE OF EXCUSES will raise the price on the Portland
market ?
W. C. T. U. Meeting.
Mrs. Ruth Hcacock, 10004 Foster
road, will entertain tho Mount Scott
W. C. T. U. in an al I-«toy meeting,
Tuesday, April 25. The morning will
be given to sewing for the W. C. T. U.
children of Farm Home. Pot-luck
lunch wilt he served at noon, for
LENTS BAPTIST CHURCH
which each member is invited to bring
one of her favorite cooked dishes,
Boston, Mass.— (By N. C. W. C.)—
Sunday school, 9:45-
with the direction* for preparing it.
Morning worship, 11; theme, “The Also bring gingham pieces for quilt The northern Baptist convention is
out to raise $15,000.000 of which Mas
Distinctiveness of Our Church.”
blocks, other favorite recipes and « sachusetts is expected to contribute
friend.
Juniors at three.
$1,500,000,, it was announced at a
meeting of the Massachusetts Baptist
Senior Prayer and Praise service,
INITIAL ISSUE OF MILWAUKIE convention.
6:30.
Incidentally, the following pro-
Song serveie, 7:30. Special music by
PAPER OUT.
1 cedure, made use of in another state,
choir and orchestra. Pastor's subject,
( was put forward as a suggesion to
“The Unseen but Eternal things."
The initial issue of the North those who ar* out to raise funds.
A certain minister, whenever he
Ladies Aid wishes to express its ap Clackamas News, Milwaukie, Clacka
preciation to all the friends who help mas county, Oregon, was published ’ naked for money, met with sad stories
about hard times and empty purses,
er! make their bazaar such a success. by George A. McArhur and Arthur so he delegated several of the young
The Easter exercises were a success Q Sellers, April 14. It is a four- people of the congregation to watch
in every particular. Eighteen were page, six-column paper and starts the movie houses for n week.
On the following Sunday he an
received into the church by baptism right out with a “guaraneed circula
and one by experience.
tion of 1000.” George A. McArthur nounced from the pulpit that he had
a list of church-member movie enthu
There are several yet to be bap was the owner of the Mount Scott siasts, with a record of their attend
tized. The church is planning to have Herold prior to September. 1921. ance at the theaters.
“Now,” said he, “I’m going to read
a vacation Bible school this summer Arthur C. Sellers imm associated with
immediately after the public school Mr. McArthur on this newspaper and the list. But—Well, I'm going to give
remained here during, the short stay everybody a chance to pledge to the
closes.
church before next Sunday. Then I
of Mr. McArthur in SjAkano He left wilt read the Hat. That’s all there ia
the
Herald
February
lo.
to
help
Mr.
to it"
Surprise Party Held.
Dr. John Y. Aitchison, general
McArhur in his new wRturc
A surprise birthday party was held
director of the general board of pro
for Walter Kanne at his home on Ore
motion of the northern convention,
Ar let a School Meeting Postponed.
who told the story, says there wasn’t
gon City read, souh of Ianta, Tuesday
a person on the list who didn't come
evening, April 11. Mr. Kanne was
The community meeting called for forward with a pledge.
pmaMtod with a set of book-ends.
thia evening in the Arleta school has
Walter 8 Sanders made the presen
“Do you really believe in heredity T”
tation speech. The evening was spent ia the date net for the eletcion of
"Most certainly I do. That ia how I
in "506.”
;
_ . »«•
t April «8
came into all my tnoney!”
I
APRIL 21, 1922
Ku Klux arithmetic is a curious af
fair. Some weeks ago the klan’s
Portland membership was given as
9000. But this week, after initiating
more than 1200 candidates in one
batch, the membership is said to num
ber 8500.
_
The local chief of the klan is re
ported in the daily press as bein^the
receiver of an-order of bootleg whisky,
thus proving his 100 per cent Ameri
canism.
The sterling Americanism of the
Ku Klux organization is beginning to
appear elsewhere also. In Denver the
other day a Kluxer refused to give
testimony before the grand jury be
cause of the oath he had taken to
the klan; it required an order of the
district court to compel the klgnsman
to furnish the information desired. At
Wichita Falls, Tex., last week three
klansmen were fined $100 each for
refusing to answer questions concern
ing the Ku Klux asked of them by
the grand jury
•
Mr. Way back (in eastern theater)
—What! Two dollars for a seat to see
this “Hero of Dead Hone Gulch”
show?
Box Office Man—Yes, sir, that’s
the price.
Mr. Wavback—Well, young man,
1*1! say that not all the stage robbers
are operatin’ in the far west.
«
THE MISSES AT SCHOOL.
VOL. XX, No 16
MARRIAGE LICENSES.
Charles J. Eberle, legal, 3518 69th
There waa once a school.
Where the mistress, Miss Rule,
street, and Jane M. Clovis, legal, 610
Taught a aumber of misses that Madison street.
vexed her;
Sheridan J. Rogers, 24, 3729 67th
Miss Chief was the lass
street, and Erma Doehring, 23, 4515
At the head of the class
And young Miss Demeanor was 67th st.
next her.
John E. I Ji Pine. 28, 1147 Belmont
street, and Frances A. Wills, 19,
Frank Speidel is building a ga- Pw
Mira Hap
5509 67th street.
rage at hi* home in Walnut Park.
!?”’
* ..
Homer I. Bowder, legal, 505 East
| And Miss F ortune fell on the table;
Max Wise was one of the Lente Mbs Conduct they all
39th street and Lucile Mclnturff, legal,
9638 Foster road.
fans at the baseball opener Tuesday
»u- •
■Oero-vm.
' But
8tate declared this a fable.
BIRTHS.
Bob Isham, battery service man **iss Lay lost her book,
rtk A„. KlktoSI M.
t.
wh„. u
To Mr. and Mrs. Clarence A. Allen,
at Lenta garage.
tt.
5810 88th street, April 8; a daughter.
C. Bennett Williams, salesman,
ug?a
’rTonJ rail n
started employment with Axel Kildahl MTnd
D°rcd h^n/tte book safe
FUNERAL NOTICE.
OI the Lent« rarare Monday
behind it.
At the residence of his sister, Mrs.
Among Lents visitor. Sunday were
wpnt
we,
Susan Everman, 5319 64th street,
E. P. Murhpy, of J. F. Shea & Co.; A1 1 have heard u-n
R. K. Murphy and T. D. Dinneen.
’Till Mira Take brought in Miss April 11, Francis M. Hudson, aged
68 yean, father of William T. Hud
Miss Nellie Henderson visited her w,, c.nStare^Uen guessed
son of this eity, brother of Sam Hud
rister, Mrs. Ed. Peterson, of Ninety- Evil things of the rest,
son of Freewater, Or.; Nancy Wash
And
Counsel
second street, Monday and Tuesday
*“■* Mis«
"
**
------- ’ advised their dis bum, James Hudson of Rainier, Min
banding.
K
nie Try an and Susan Evei man of this
Mr. and Mrs. Ira Raymond of the ■
—New Zealand Outlook.
city. The funeral services were held
Right Cleaners, Grays Crossing, are ;
from the conservatory' chapel of the
the proud parents of a two-weeks-old ,
SPRING'S CERTITUDE.
East Side Funeral Directors, 414 East
son.
Alder street, under the auspices of
Mike Yochim, of the Columbia Mill-. This is the season of the joyant tomb;
ing company, is the owner of a Mon-
aea*"
winter fall, her guazds- the Oddfellows, of which deceased was
a member. Interment was in Hudson .
roe car recently purchased from Axel WiOl
lie>8 hypocnRy. cemetery, Rainier, Or.
Kildahl.
Young spring walks forth: his robe
Mrs. A. Stephenson and daughter. .
>2£,,2Seat^
-
DEATH.
Wilms, of La Grande, Or., are vtaiting "
dawn s perfume.
..
’ ,
,
’.. ”,
_ , In tones dominical, each cloister tree
Mrs. Stephensons mother, Mrs. D. L. Repeats the cenacle of symphony:
April 17, Borghild Fostvedt, 16,
Klock of W’oodmere.
Matin and vesper hymn the new-made late of 5232 Thirty-seventh avenue.
Remains at Pearson’s undertaking
Dr. H. E. Currey of Baker spent'
neunse.
the last month with his son, H. E. AU springtime* pass, save one—save parlors, Russell street at Union ave-
nue.
Currey Jr., proprietor of Currey’s
only This,
(Grays Crossing) Pharmacy.
^e Spring that is our faith’s redemp
tion ing.
BE KIND TO ANIMALS WEEK.
' Dr. and Mrs. E. F. Bruce (nee Death’s grave is buried: certain hope
Frances Hartwig) do not live in one
sing,
Be kind to animals week is dated
place definitely. They divide their
And love bend low what loving feet April 24 to 29 this year. During this
time evenly between Kenton and
week it is asked of the American peo- *
to kiss.
Lenta.
What footprints follow of our victor pie to consider the condition of their
Spring.
dumb servants, the dog, cat, horse,
Mr. and Mrs. R. S. Thatcher (nee ,
cow, donkey and their many, many
Miss Martin, have returned from Ne
-
Guess.
animal friends of city, field and
braska and have purchased a place
What soap is the hardest? Cast stream.
at Ninety-first street and Forty-third 1 steel
(Castile).
avenue.
' What
____ _________
____ say when he
..
did Jack _ Frost
J. J. Little and wife and daughter, P'opo^tothe violet?' W fit thou ?- Four 72d-Street Places Burglarized.
Burglars operating with a brace
Dorothy, of Centralia, were in Lents an?vL.?.,„ ■
urriay for
Mrs. U
express the moat a and bit entered four business houses
Saturday
* the
~ ' funeral
' 2 of 2____
wet» the, 1 ‘mportant people in the world? d ( in Mount Scott Saturday night. In
O. Coulee. While here they werathe
guests of Mrs. Little’s brother, I. O.
** .
.. ... v
.
¡n.„ra.a
How does the letter Y work an >m- each instance holes were bored over
Thomas and wife.
possibility? It makes a lad into a the door locks and the locks then
opened.
Mr. and Mrs. A. C. Pickens and lady.
twin daughters are now domiciled at:
letter R a profitable let-
The following places were reported
3<»A9
xr- ¡tor?
makes
4962 Seventy-fourth street.
Mr.
why Because
u the it fetter
T ice
,jke into nee. entered:
A. S. Conner, meat market, 7134
Pickens is an automobile salesman, Became it’s the last of Lent.
with Eagle garagt. Lauer Realty
When does a blacksmith make a 55th avenut; nothing taken.
R. H. Armstrong, drug store, 7180
company handled the rental.
•row in the alphabet? When he makes
a poke-R and a shove-L.
55th avenue; $5 in cash and razors
Eagle garage reports the following
why did Noah object to the letter and flashlights taken.
recent sales:
Frank Janosi, new D?^ Because it makes the ark dark.
Crum & Chambers, grocers, 7136
Make five less by adding to it. IV.
Overland; used Fords, to Edward
55th avenue, $8 in cash taken.
Why
is
the
letter
S
like
pert
rep
Adams, Mrs. J. A. Brock, of 7102
artee? Because it begins and ends in
Chester Coon, barber shop, 550?
Forty-first avenue; C- W. Dawes, sauciness.
East 72d street; nothing taken.
Montavilla; Earl Hall, of Molalla;
Mr. Morrow, Caldwell Bros., of Salem,
It is better to be of the number of
Some Money at the Church.
aiM Alice Joy.
those who need relief than those who
An instance of momentary success
in the collection has been noted when
Shiloh Circle No. 19, Ladies of the want a heart to give it.
the minister published the following
G A. R. gave a luncheon Saturday,
soliloquy in the congregational cal-
April 15th, followed by a program
Here is the original of all the moth rndar: “I am 25 cents. I’m too small
1 'To buy a quart of oil; I’m too small
given in honor of the 100th Birthday er-in-law stories in the world:
As Mr. Caveman was gnawing at a to buy one-half pound of candy; I’m
anniversary of General Ulysses S.
bone in his cave one morning. Mrs.
Grant. The Baptist Church Quartet Caveman rushed in and said: Quick- too small to buy a ticket to a good
movie show; I’m even too small to buy
sung several patriotic songs which Get your club! Oh, quick!”
a box of undetectable rouge; but most
"What’s the matter?” growled Mr. people think I’m ’some money’ when
were enjoyed by all present.
Caveman.
I come to church.”—Boston Christian
C. D. Martin, 5340 Sixty-sixth
“Saber-toothed tiger chasing moth Register (Boston).
street, who was injured a month ago er!” gasped his wife.
in the Northwest Steel company’s
Mr. Caveman uttered an expression
A Hebrew Legend.
shipyard, is conx-alescing at his home. of annoyance, “And what the deuce,”
“
You
teach.
” said the Roman Em
The ligaments and bones of his left he asked, “do I care what happens to peror Trajan to a famous rabbi, “that
a saber-toothed tiger?”
shoulder were tom and lacerated.
your God is everywhere, and boast
that he resides among your nation. I
With Mrs. Martin he is again planting
"I shall bring you back those dark should like to see Him.
to garden the Dnneen lots at Sixty-
“God is, indeed, everywhere,’’ the
trousers to be reseated, Mr. Snip. You
seventh street and Fifty-seventh ave know, I sit a good deal,” said Mr.
rabbi replied; “but He cannot be seen,
nue. Mr. and Mrs. Martin think their Slowpay.
for no mortal eye can look upon His
son may return to Portland soon and
“All right,” replied Mr. Snip; “and splendor.”
if you’ll bring the bill I sent you six
rent the Dinneen barn for his team.
The emperor persisted.
months ago, I will be pleased to re
“Well,” answered the rabbi, ‘sup
P. H. Doughty is one of the new, ceipt that also. You know. I’ve stood pose we begin by endeavoring to gaze
at one of His ambassadors.”
paid subscribers to the Herald. He a good deal!”
Trajan assented. And the rabbi,
makes one of the 700 to whose house,
leading him into the open air—for it
She called herself a typist.
each week, the Herald goes. Mr.
day the manager called her in was noon of the day—bade him raise
Doughty believes that if a newspaper to One
his eyes to the sun, then shining down
his office.
is worth having around, it is worth
“Surely, Miss Green, i-n-c-u-m is a upon the world in his meridian of
paying for. He finds he can't give new way of spelling ‘income,’ isn’t glory. The emperor made the at
tempt, but quickly turned away.
something for nothing in his grocery it?” he asked mildly.
“I cannot,” he exclaimed, rubbing
She fluffed her hair with one dain
store and states he can’t understand
ty finger in thought, then her famous his eyes; “the light dazzles me.”
how a newspaper can print copies and smile came into play.
“If then,” rejoined the triumphant
give them away. He fears that in
"Oh, I’m sorry!” she gurled. ‘‘How rabbi, "thou art unable to endure the
light of one of His creatures, how
this way the advertiser has to bear stupid of me to forget the B.”
canst thou expect to behold the un-
the circulation cost of the newspaper
clouded glory of the Creator?”
entirely, whereas with a paid circula
A newspaper in Winconsin mixed a
tion the subscribers bear part of the society item with a farm note. This
The extent to which the peonle use
burden. Mr. Doughty is a grocery waa the result:
the
telephone, as measured by the
“1316 Red Cross concert given last
man on Eighty-second street, near
night by sixteen of our beautiful number of calls per person during the
Woodstock avenue.
young ladies was highly appreciated. year, is a reliable index of the tele
They sang in a charming manner, phone development of a country. For
winning the plaudits of the audience,
Holding her close to him, he gazed who pronounced them the finest group the United States, the average num
into the unfathomable depths of her of short horns in the country.
ber of calls made during 1920 per
gazelle-like eyes. Acute anxiety was
"A few of them were rich brown person was 172. Of al! the European
expressed in every line of her fair in color, but the majority were spot
countries, Denmark comes flrat with
face. Ever and anon a sigh seemed ted red and white.”
to rend her being with its intensity
120 talks per person. For Germany
and she gazed into his face as though
the number is 53, for Switzerland 30,
she would read his very soul.
She—He always was a bad egg, but for Great Britain 19, for France 18,
For many minutes thus they sat. nobody seemed to notice it while he snd for Belgium 10. It is interesting
neither speaking, each gazing into the was rich.
He—Yes, he was nil right until he and significant that in Denmark about
other’s eyes.
95 per cent of all the telephones are
“Yes,” said the oculist at laat; “one wns broke!
now operated under private owner
eye is seriously affected, and( if not
treated Tmmdd lately, will develop a
Every evil contains the germ of its ship. while in the other European
decided squint.”—Science and Inven own destruction. Note the “axe” in countries mentioned the service is
operated by the government
tion.
,
taxes.—Lincoln Star.