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About Mt. Scott herald. (Lents, Multnomah Co., Or.) 1914-1923 | View Entire Issue (Oct. 29, 1920)
MT. »COTT HERALD. FRIDAY. OCTOBER CAROS no LONGER SIMPLE PROBLEM PROFESSIONAL Tabor 4754 5ÄWS 92nd Street DR. C S. OÜSBURY’ Matter of Food. In That* Daye ef Statistics, Has Become Qua», tion of Calculation. DENTISTRY Once upon a time this problem of inm. oaanoN food was a very simple matter. Three tluiew a day, as a rule, the attention Office : Tabor :«I4 Rea. Tabor : 5224 of man was drawn to a hollow feellug located due east of the lower eud of DR. P. J. O’DONNELL the vertebral column. This vacancy EXODONT IA he procetded to till with a slab of Cor. 92d and Foster Road. Lenta, On- bread, a chunk of beef, a pot of rice, etc., flavor»si as a rule with butter, lam, garlic, etc., according to race, re DR. A. G. ATWOOD ligion. climate, age, etc. This settled the problem till the next call from DENTIS T the far East. Ortica, Tabor 6421 It pains us to say that thia was liv Pitones: < 1 Home, Tabor 4004 ing to eat and not eating to live. It allowed no adjustment of means to 921'7 Foster Road l*ortliui,l Oregon »Sid. It was a system of food that made uo distinction between a long shoreman and a free-verse poet. It H. P. AHNEST was Internal anarchy. ATTORSKY AT LAW Happily the truth has been realised. XOTVSV fl HI IC The consumption of food is no longer Phone 261 »I destructive but constructive. Man no 9133 Foster Road longer eats corned beef and cabbage, Portland. Oregon but the vltamlnes In the beef and the Lents Station polyxeuginatics In the cabbage. When he picks up the bill of fare he no long MT. OTT er says, “What will most speedily and Camp No. 116511. Modern Woodman cheaply allay the unrest in my far of America.. Meets every second and East?” but he suys. "Where can I And fourth Wednesday of each month at the 12.300 carl'onuxates that will give Grange Hall: 92nd street. me the right .outlook on the League of Nations?" And he finds it in unpollsh- F. B. VOLTS, Clerk. ed rice. Or he says to himself. “I am now at work on the fourth act of my MT. SCOTT LOIMiE. I. O. O. F. poetic drama; to make It convincing Meets every Tuesday evening at 7:30. to Belasco I must absorb 3,200 per- tnaganaxoids daily for the next 30 W. S. Sanders, Noble Grand. days." So he shaves the kernels off W. E. Goggins. Rec. Sec the corn and rats the cob. Perhapa Visitors Welcome. with coconut butter, for the added col loidal saxophoniams. Tills very midnight In onr great city FEATHER RENOVATING a couple of army corps of teething in We Clean by High Presure fants will be lulled to rest with 23.175 Steam Systems pneuniodactylines warmed up in a bot tle.—New York Evening Post. Free Delivery neTabor 4336 All Work Guaranteed Rates Reasonable 5425 Foster Rd. Portland,Ore. ARLETA STUDIO B434 F<»U t K<*ad We photograph anything, any where, any time. Your home, your family, your baby EnUkrgemeut* and Copying bone Open from 9 a. m. to 9 p. ni. Sundays 9 a. m. to 5 p. m EconomyFumiture Co. L. A. BARKER, Prop. Dealer in new and used furniture, stoves, rugs, carpets, crockery, stone ware, tools, phonographs and records SATISFACTION GUARANTEED 6015 Ninety-second St. D. J. O’CONNOR REAL ES TÄTE Cor. 92nd and Woodstock Ave. C?i‘i offit:e PI iom Tatar 1418 Res Tatar 6397 HAD IT ALL PLANNED 29. 1920 Carnegl» on WeSlth. Soldier'» Long Rast Olsturbod. I wtn Imni > |><>\» i .» nini wnuld 'Hie »kaleton of a luan clothed In noi ex« Imiige II* sa»Teli t.ielliorlea i the uniform of a aoldlvr of bygon» wjil. <i>* rb be«l uilllloliillrv'a aou who days ha» been uncurl lied frmu the peat vvvi 1*1' iti li,*d Ululi d"»*H In* kltuw at Barruck, near Thurso. Calthiiera, libimi uiother or lìulier? These ara Hcothiinl. It hud beau burled at a liieie natile» lo bini. Ulve me tlie lite depth of three feet. Th» «kull allowed <if Iti«« boy whosv uiother |s nurse, ........... ark of n heavy blow, but th» M*iini*ti'<*ss. wuslierwoman, couk, ski'leloii wu» complete und 111 excellent femlivr, utigel timi mdlit all In mie. preservation. The uniform, consisting und wlioa«* fatlier I h guide, exvtuplar '»i n «mull veal tunic, mid a larger und friend. No serviint» lo come III oui*. bie<*<bi'». stocking» mid calx all b» tu celi. Tliese are thè boy « who aro ut ruy rtnniiel. showed mi signa of da- horn to thè besf fortune. Houle meli ini. In th«» |MH'kel <>f Hie tunic waa a ihlnk tinti povcrty la a dreudful bur* skin purse, containing »lateen cuius deli, und tluit wi'iilth leuds to liappl liruring the dull- KI77. j nera. Whnt do tliey know about It? They know otily on» siilo: tliey Int Another ' on ilu'«i* pisiple at uglile th<* otlier. I liuvi* live») bolli, Montv Curb» »',..,.■.| • -The Star Spun Farmers' wealth 1» compute'! like nini I know tliere t» very little In glv»t Itnnni'ii Imtdly mu.v have been that of th«* dentists. The money they wealtli tluit «aiti ndd lo liumiin huppl- Hie fm*t Hili' • 1« uboiit ilic only Unction. But Human Nature. make dapends on the number of schers Hess t>»*yund Ibi* smnll eomforts of country Hint In ri*nl inimvy. She was saying bet* pniyers, ti task they work on. lift*. Mllllontilres who laugli are very which she always performed with tin rare, My <*xpi*rlen<*e I» tliut w»*ulih Ilullrond« ......... . tn the ilellv- Agitation is rife In the West for a unction which had mad,* a misogy nist 1» npt to lake tln* «stilli«*** awtiy,— An 1 ery of «" mm pr*>dm-i* that tliv ultl- of her ten year old brother. "And six-hour »lay—which would hardly give drew Ca rnegle. ■ mat» cqliauincr l uinmt be ex|u*etisl to sufficient let«un* tn i'i*m«i* -..-«• reselt'r-; niak,* me a better girl," »lie pleadisl. solve difficult!«* for them by uinlar- “'coa I want to see what It feels like.” Dan Kclluhcr for Mityvr, meati» taking n "cnsli mid < urry” program. advance In prices. I.ondim Morning Post. >c cur fmv Vote W X. Pd. Advt. :------------------------------------------------------- St. John'a Day. Mldauimm-r day Is that de- mt.-,i to celebrate the memory of the llnp tiat. of whom It was an Id. “Behold I »end tny measeniter before thy fui It was wont In the olden nine to rt cull the man from the wilderness h» going out on intdaumnier eve am! gathering houghs with which to ilr,‘ orate their homes. Bonfires were lighted and there was much merri ment. Some of the superstlllor re gardlng thia eve of St. John still pi< vail, aud I here are*aouie who sty I'. i It la then all of our »mil» h*uv....... bodies and wander to that place while we will Anally meet our death. Primitive Traveling. The "vataucleru,“ or rum liuum. of Argentina. 1» well snlistled with the heavy native “chats," a ntrr with tw*> big wheels, much like the bullock curt» of Asia, and to meet it “clints.” with 20 horse* drawlug Its load of grain to the railway. Is a picturesque Incident of country Journeying. Horses are cheap and plentiful: the "|ieon" wli" drives them Ilves on the ranell. Ill- services cost little, and the two wheeled "chata." when It sticks In the mud. Is reasonably easy to extrl cate by turning it round before pull ing It out. The process scoops the mud an<l tniikey n ruughlv circular hole in the road something like the crater of a very »mull volcano, but the “chata" Is out. and on It» way again. 9ÄCNEW EDISON “The Phonograph with a Soul” OUT Colored Soldier Knew Exactly ^hat He Wa* Going to Do With All Those Black Clothes. Here is a story of two negro sol diers. who were talking Just after the signing of the armistice: “ ‘Rast us.' said one. ‘whnt you gwlne to do when volt-all gets home?* “‘What ain I gwlne do? Wai. in ihe lust place, nigger, I's gwlne buy me a white suit o' clo’es, *n white shoes, *n a white shirt, collar 'n tie. ri u white hat. I's gwlne be white all over, nigger, an' den I's give up you nigger folks 'n alius do my 'soclating wid white folks.' "The boy paused, then asked: What you-all gwlne do. Jake?* ‘Wai,’ says Juke. Ta gwlne buy me a black suit, 'n black shoes, 'n a black shirt, n a black tie, 'n a black hat. I'a gwine be black all over. Den, when dot’s done, I's gwlne buy me a big piece of black crape and fasten it round my black hat.’ “ 'Man.' says Rastus, ‘what you-all mean by all detn black clo’es and by dat black crape? What for you gwlne wear dat black crape?’ " 'Nigger,' says Jake, ‘I’s gwine wear <laf black crepe to your funeral.”’— Wendell D. Howie in the Boston Transcript. A Leech. A man on the South side advertised his car for sale. Early the next morn ing a man who llvisl across the street ctuile over itl.ij said: “Pardon me, bat I see by last night's paper you adver tised your car for sale." “Quite true,” said the man who ad vertised the car, “but surely you are not in the market for IL” "No,” was the reply, “but I only live across the street and I also want to sell tny ear. And there would be no need of me spending my money for an advertisement if after the people were through looking at your car you could Just semi them across the street to look at my cur.”—Indianapolis News. The Scrap. Representative Freur interrupted the reading of a report to snv: “Official language Is always rather ludicrous. Once two scrubwomen in government employ had an argument, as a result of which the weaker vessel was laid lip for some days. “An official Inquiry was duly helfi. anil the victorious scrubwoman re ceived a letter which said, among oili er things: " ‘Is II true, as reported. that «aid Mrs. Hagan receivisl »ertnln ocular ami nasal contiielons nt vour hands?" “The -• riihwonrin In oflldal language wrote buck : “‘I regrt I to say that the ntiswer is in the Inflrtnnr.v.’”• 185 Times—No Difference 185 times has Mi»« Shepherd «pja-ared la-fore large audiences in American and Canadian cities. 185 times has »he sung in direct comparison with the New Fidiaon’a R k -C bkaoo «, of lier voice, ns shown in the picture And each time, the audience foimd no (iiffereœe between the voice of Miss Shepherd, and its Rg-Cgr vnox bv the New Edison. What’s Your Pet Music? Coi.ie in and hear it on the New Edison What music “gets you” most quick ly,—gi»es you the greatest pleasure? u it soprano, tenor, violin,—or some other voice or instrument? Wouldn’t you like to make vour tnun<-aJ preferences the means of a teat of the New Ediaon’s Realism ? The Realism Test,—- taken in the “Personal Favorites” way, will determine for you if the New Edison causes you the same emotions as the living artist who renders your pet music. can bring you. It’» worth whil» knowing whether the New Edison will place your favorite music “on tap” for you whenever you wish to enjoy it. $3,000,000 Was Spent by Mr. Edison to achieve the pho nograph that would sustain the testa dew-rilied above,—and other severe tests. Thia costly research and ex- Criment on the Original Official iboratory .Model — often called “'Hie $4,000,000 Phonograph,” covered a seven year period. It’s Worth While Come and See knowing, once and for all, what real ■MMtcal enjoyment the New Edison oor Official I-al>oratorv Model. We guarantee this instrument to be an exact duplicate of the Original Official Ijvlmratory Model. We further guarantee it to l»e capable of the same remarkable perform al m W as the instruments used by Miaa Sheplierd in her 186 Coutpanaoa TWa. ASK ABOUT OUR BUDGET PLAN lt brings you yoor New Edition on a sysLematic busmew arrangement lt utilises part of vour rn^oyoMMtt ex|>et>diture for a limited tune, lt Works so smoothly you aearcely féal Ü«r finanrsal end of the purcluiaa. FOR SALE 'At a Boy! At the tjieedway races a tire oil.»- I'tiny gave away toy balb-n* :;s aii- REASON veri ¡semen!*. A In«' about four year* ABLE DISTANCE. old cmiic up to 'tie num on the Job and suhl: “Pleas» may I have two call Tabor 6895. biil'oons?" 634« 84th St.. S. F.. The man replied: “Sorry, my little !>llllllllllll!ll!lilHllillllllllllllllillllillllHI Ind but only one balloon to a boy. Have you any brothers nt home?” After a minute of deep thinking tin lini gave this answer: “No. I have no brothers, but 1 have a sister who haa LADIES’ and GENTS' a brother."—Indianapoll» New» TAILORS iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii WHITE 1.1 <.BORN ONE HENS. I DELIVER IN year old f HR! ICH&Bl RNHARDT_ = St) les and Fabrics Always the Latest = 9134 Foster Road I Next door to PostofFice Law and the Profit» "How did you come to be a prof iteer?” “It was all because of the law of Phone Tabor 8571 LENTS supply and demand,” whltniiered the Nimiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii culprit. "I was trying to get a sufll* Dan Kellaher for Mayor, means dent supply of money to meet the 5c car fare Vote 99 X.—Pd. Advt. demand for IL” ML Scott Drug Company /A. fi