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man I'clng. but they all take chnnce*
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on an Auto ond w« will let you drive
out a good used ear on small payments
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Thu Poles appear to have been tight
Ing ever since peace made them a na
tion.
Entered aa aecond-claaa mail mat
A good ninny Joy rides seem to be
tar Febrvary 14, 1S14, at the post
onica at Ionta. Oregon, under act of merely a trip from the garage to the
hospital.
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MICKIE SAYS
Who not own an Auto and go when
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please? Come. Be Game.
Stop and see us, we will be glad to ■■■■■■«
show you the ¡roods.
EAGLE GARAGE
The census gives Philadelphia an In
crease lu population, hut doesn’t ex-
plain IL
When fears are entertained It Is
always for the ti-dilng party. Never
for the fish.
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The high cost of labor Is nothing
com|>ared with the high coat of loaf
lug on the job.
IN THE CENTER OF LENTS
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It never rains, but it pours-so it seems!
Advrrxity by its own IMiwcr weigh»
Adversity by its own power weight!
one down, success of itself lightens
load!
It Is therefore well to put salde for a
rainy day.
A hank account signifies a "rain-
check"—Rood for following days!
Some dealers say the shoe price
l>eak has heeti pass,si. but they do
not say which way.
Politics Is still a men's game almost
as much as baseball. but that’s not
saying women won't assimilate It.
No doubt the advocates of the six-
hour day are atmaig the bitterest of
those who denounce the protlteers.
Potatoes are a few cents ehea|>er
and the world breathes easier for hav
ing survived another great crisis.
Multnomah State Bank
Then again it may be that men
marry their stenographers because
the latter leave out a word now anil
then.
When the manufacturers take to
putting French he-»!s on wooden shoes
something will have to be done
about It.
SQUARE DEAL CANDY STORE
No doubt that further advance In
the price of coal will do much to en
courage summer storage by con
sumers.
Drop in for it today, It
contains all the interest
ing facts about Edison
phonograph cabinets.
The fact that the next war will lo
in the air doesn't cause as much wor-
ry as the fact that the present
peace is.
Seventeen models — each
one a masterpiece of pe
riod design.
Sharks eat insulation off Pacific
cables. Probably trying to get at
some of those fish stories sent over
the wires.
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Sir Fortesque Flannery says the
next war will be downright brutal, the
last one having been a ladylike affair,
of course.
Read the Articles
Dandelion green- can be had for the
picking out on the prairies. The trou
ble with them Is that they Increase the
A girl In Texas has won a prize for
appetite.
designing, making and wearing a $2.87
dress. She may be a wonder, but she'll
Straw lids are to cost more this never be stylish.
year on account of ihe panic in Japan,
or the social unrest In Bongoland or
About the cheapest way to settle
something.
the Mexican problem would be to
move the oil wells over to this side of
If overalls become established In the Rio Grande.
custom, some one may have the cour
age to go a little further and wear
A necktie that displays a genuine
wooden shoes.
pattern may be as bright as one that
looks like an explosion in a paint shop
If anyone had ever supposed that
—and It costs more.
self-determination was going to be
carried to such lengths—but why cry i Civilization is based on the unneces
over spilt milk.
saries of life. Take them awuy from
Portland, Oregon
Lents Station
Another valuable thing the home
gardener Is able to get at this time Is
an unusually large crop of satisfac
tion.
Give the weather man a chance. All
he needs is time, and he’s sure to get
the weather under control sooner or
later.
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in this valuable book.
Feast your eyes on the
splendid illustrations of
Edison cabinets — fine
plates that bring out
every important detail.
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NEW EDISON
will be just like one of
those shown in “Exlison
and Music. ” Every New
Edison is an adaptation
of an authentic Period
piece — that actually ex
isted in the 18th century
—perhaps in some mag
nificent palace, or some
brilliant salon of the Old
World.
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of your Naw Edison.
See F. B. MILLER
for Plumbing Fixtures
HAVE some slightly used Toilets
Tv which we have taken in exchange
for new ones and will make a reduction
to parties desiring same.
MT. SCOTT DRUG CO.
DroP in and see them
Deep Sea Bolshevist*.
P. B. KENT
The habit of attacking and endeav
Carpenter
oring to overthrow venerable and
Cor. 9004 Woodstock Ave.
other institutions Is not consigned to
and 90th Street
human outlaws, one"of the most j>er-
AU, KINDS REPAIR WORK
«dstent and ingenious of nature's Icono Agency Right-Grade Cedar Shingles
clasts is a marine worm, com
In any quantities.
monly known as the shipworm, which
Phone: Dents Kxt. 1731
swarms In certain waters, »-specially
the people and they behave In a high on the coasts of East Africa. It ap
f
The grower gets $7.37 for the wool ly uncivilized manner.
MILS. J. M. M1VFJOY
parently resents the Introduction of
In a suit of clothes that sells for $75.
Instructor of Popular
wood Into Its domain, and whenever It
It's a far journey from the back of a
A Seattle cafe announces that all comes across a ship, wharf, or pier
RAGTIME AND CLAH8IC8
sheep to the goat’s.
tips left on the tables will be given formed of this material. It takes at
307 East 50th Ht.
to a local Institution for the blind. once direct action. Its method Is to
Phone
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Unquestionably it Is the opinion of Not if the waiters see them first.
bore Into the timber, following the
List Your Property with
that varnish manufacturer whose home
trend of the grain, nnd whenever it
was bombed, that somebody would like
Little complaint can he ma<le encounters a knot It makes a slight
to see his finish.
against the personnel of the new Ger detour, and again forges ahead. Thus For EXPRESS AND MOVING
man ministry, for few of the members the erection, whatever It may be. Is
Call Tabor .KMIV
If the Japanese continue to be ever have broken into print before.
rapidly undermined. It Is stated that
Ixx-al anal Ix>ng Distance Hauling
thrown out uf Siberian towns they
a wooden viaduct which was erected
of all kinds.
may ultimately decide that they are
Factory workers were wrong in across the arm of the sea which con
I.eave Orders at Perfection Confec
not really welcome.
tbelr fear that the overall movement nects Mombasa with the mainland was tionery,
cor. 92 nd and Foster Road.
would send up the price of overalls.
JOHN
DEABDORH'
Wasps were, of course, the first pa There are many pairs for sale cheap. practically destroyed by these vermin
of the deep.
per makers, but it does not help the
average publisher of a newspaper very | The annoyance caused by a coal
Cripple’s Vision.
THE. MT. SCOTT HERALD
much to keep a wasp.
Sometimes dreams have I wen the
shortage In summer gives an inkling
ONE YEAR ONE DOLLAR
of the distress to he feared should the means of bringing about extraordinary
The high cost of overalls Is quite shortage be prolonged Into the winter. cures. A cripple, who for sixteen
likely to figure conspicuously In the
years was obliged to walk on his
family expense account unless profit
Less than half the people struck by hands, because the muscles of his
eers lose their nerve.
lightning are killed. d< rinres a scien legs were so contracted that he could
tist. Right, but Liter we have elected not use them, was asleep when there
A struggle to which the sporting ele them we often wish they had been came to him a vision of a certain well
ment will look forward with Interest killed.
In Cornwall, and lie realized some
▼.111 be that between the high cost of
how, In the way one does In dreams,
l’vlng and the summer furs.
And now a silent machine gun has that If he washed In that well he
been Invented. Perhaps the genius would be cured. The dream made such
Everybody is to have an equal ’ responsible for It could be Induced to an Impression on him that he mad#
chance to buy ships built by the Uni- : give some thought to a muffler for the journey and bathed In the well,
and as a result his lameness left him
ted States but that doesn't seem to suffragettes.
and he was able to walk as well as
disturb the automobile salesmen.
Scientific Investigation has proved anyone. Of course, this Is very easily Leaflets
In attempting to solve the sugar that tobacco smoke Is not Injurious to explained as faith-healing, but still, It
problem the government officials are frogs. If It was. the frogs would be Is quite a remarkable Instance of the Sale Bills
merely undertaking a job that hither worrying us to death, trying to “bum Influence of dreams.—London Tlt-
to has been that of the housewife.
Blts.
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the makln’s.”
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5226 92nd St.
Shop Phone Tabor 5542
Residence Tabor 1023
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Plant: Tabor 482
Paving Materials
Macadam Roads
CityMotorTruckingCo.,irc.
291 Hawthorne Ave.
AUTO TRUCK HAULING CONTACTORS
CRUSHED ROCK, SANO and 6RAVEL
Plant: Kelley Butte, 94 and Diviaion Sts., PORTLAND, ORE.
PORTER W. YETT, Contractor.
The Herald Does Good Printing at
Reasonable Prices
Some of the American draft dodgers
who ran away to Mexico to escape
the horrors of war must be awfully
put out about the Sonora revolution.
"There’s a law for profiteering,"
says a contemporary. We knew that,
but what we want Is one against
profiteering, and then someone to en
force It.
According to a physician, posing as
an expert, kissing in the dark is un
If the world were not so lately
sanitary. However, most men will con through with the big war. It would
tinue to take a chance, aa opportunity consider any one of the half-dozen or
affords.
more wars now going on as conflicts
of epochal Importance.
Japan promises to withdraw from
Siberia when Siberia is no longer a
Mexican politicians are said to have
menace to Manchuria. That combines ngreed on Obregon for president, hnt
oriental sobriety and Asiatic wit in a the election doesn't occur until Rep
way calculated to make the judicious
tember 1, and the agreement Is like
giggle.
ly to be all Mex. by that time.
Eggs have been nationalized tn Rus
sia Each section of the country must
deliver a certain number of eggs to
the soviet. Even the czar did not go
so far as to lay the hens of the conn-
try under tribute.
Aa Detroit passes Nt. Ixiuls In popu
lation the ancient Mound city may be
heard to remark In a superior, aristo
cratic tone that one must accustom
one's self these days to taking the dust
of upstart flivvers I
Strange Polar Sea Vegetation.
Among the most remarkable of the
cold water plants nre the lamlnaria-
ccoe, a kind of seaweed, which some
times attains a gigantic size, exceed
ing In length the longest climbing
plants of the tropical forests, and de
veloping hifre stems like the trunks
of trees, Investigation has shown
that these plants flourish In the cnld-
est waters of the polnr seas, and that
they never advance further from their
frigid home than to the limits of
"summer temperature" In the ocean.
The genial warmth destroys them.
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A golden ark figures In the family
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