mi. Scon herald NATIONAL PROFITS FROM WAR. Now that there Is so much talk go- Ing around about profiteering. It Is t'ublUhed Every Thursday «1 I ente. Oregon bj I worth while exitiulnlug how »•«• stand [ as a nation In this matter. According A. II. HARKIS Mai’wr ' to official statistics, our favorable Knt«*rt‘I a» >ecoi«4 class mail matter Fehru ; balance of trade since the war ary U.lVU.at the .'rticv at I a uis .O ti ..ns this year. do not want to be railed “Sai . nies" 1 If the war were to stop now, we than the fighting sailors in its navy I should have paid nil costs from profits tise to protest against the apgiella- in our foreign trade ami have hud t• i ular will Imagination ¿is appropriate. What­ in the world a mollycoddle. He 1 r.ot be petted, say« Portland Oregon­ ever their precise political status, the ian. He Is deeply human, full of sen­ Jews in Palestine are sure to lie a timent and affection, but there Is al­ foro- making for peace. They will most nothing he would not rather do owe their existence as a nation to than show It To the outer world British arms seconded by Internntion- he prefers to show a stern and even al agreement, they will be drawn from forbidding exterior. lie Is doing a nearly every country of the world, real man's work; he is going to fight and they will have the strongest of nil and die when he is called on to do j interests for not being drawn Into the so You may call him a “shellback" vortex of International rivalries and or even a “gob" without embar­ racial discord, writes II. Sldebotham rassing him, but not a “Jackie.” I t New Republic. If the league of “Jackie” sounds too much like “Rol­ I*ace is to have a capital it will clear­ lo”—not phonetically, but sentimental­ ly be at home In Palestine. ly. The soldiers and sailors have a That old robber alternative, “Your simple way of their own of settling the matter when the« meet in public i money or your life.” attains to an hon­ places. Between them it is “soldier” orable relation In these days, for that or “sailor,” and nothing more. There- i alternative confronts every citizen and in lies a suggestion to those who de­ ! gives to his life a profound meaning. sire to keep on th.» safe side. Both Tl.ere Is nn nian who can escape thia are highly honorable appellations, con­ demand upon him. It Is either one or veying every necessary Implication the other. He must offer bls life to of manly dignity and full capacity for his country or his money, or perhaps both. This is no half-way business. a man's work. The nation owns all of a man. what­ ever he possesses, and all the strength The new Czecho-Slovak races have that he has. Wo have never before become welded Into a nation by the alighted upon such times as we bnve fiery and long-hanked furnaces of their now; we hnve never before run up own passion for liberty. They are to against snch n demand for «mcrlflees become a nation for the same reason as confronts us now. Tills is not a that the United States he ame a na­ sentimental situation. The response tion, sprung from the spiritual and In­ to it Is not the waving of banners, or tellectual loins of the dreamers of Ply­ the tumult of oratory, for It means mouth Rock, the Virginias and the Just what It snys—your money or your Boston tea party, says New York life. Morning Telegraph. The lands, the waters, the foods, the fabrics, th" buildings, the ships and all the mate­ rial and sensible things which follow, would be only Inert, metinlnglo« and confused c mmodltles unless they were vitalized and made eternally dynamic by that spirit which is the essence, the life and the Identity of ev­ ery nation which Is fit to survive. One Gorman military export Is now holding up the retreat as a strategic masterpiece meriting admiration. In fact, the numbers and volubility of the explanations of defeat show the desperation of the German high com- mand In such wild and futlle at- tempts to bolster up the splrit of the people. They are fast getting to the point of proving that the nearer the enemy gets to Berlin, the more triumphant are their own splendid forces. The story of the Italian lieutenant who was snatched up and borne away from a prison camp by an aviator Mounds like some of the romances which highly Imaginative writers used to write for the pure amusement of their readers. Rut the facts develop­ ing in this war only go to prove the old truism that truth Is stranger than fiction, for imagination Is surpassed ty reality In Its happenings. BARE FEET AND CHERRY LEAVES Beer and sausage are German In- dkpeusabka. Even though the alco­ hollc content ol the beer may be re- duct'd to the vnnlshlng point and the sausage may be made of horsemeat, the German must have these two things. But there are other things that may be dispensed with. Tobacco, for example. Is not a necessity. .The big meerschaum must be stuffed with something, but when you do not have tobacco dried cherry leaves may do. And the German who munches horse sausages to the accompaniment of uonalcoholic beer may find a certain comfort In the aroma of burning cherry. If he were a more Imagina­ tive mortal the consolation would bo greater. But how about clothes? Wool is very scarce, but not na scarce as leather, Something like n cru^ide against shoes Is being preached. It should l>e delightful, saya the cru- sader, to walk barefoot fAr the love of the fatherland. A few herren and frsuen have always set the style, and bare toes arc no novelty on Unter •leu Linden, says Cleveland Plaindrai- er. There may, ludeed. be a govern- went Interdict against the wearing of s I xh - h and stockings by civilians In Sommer. The soldiers must be shod, willy nllly, and going barefoot might he a good cure for the corns of patri­ otic Prussian ladles or the bunions of workers In munition factories. With the faillir»' of submarine war- far»» more and mofe apparent. It would have been particularly pleasing to th»» Germans hud such a ship as the Mount Vernon, the former Kronprinzesaln O- cllle. been sent to th»» bottom by a tor- pedo. Happily the shot fulled to sink her and she returne»! to a French port. Th»' loss thus avorte»! would have been a serious one. cotuparabb» to thnt of I the Justicia. The Mount Vernon Is one of the fastest of the ships In th»> transport service, and sh«» Is credited with being even more valuable than '• the huge Leviathan In the work of get­ ting trixips over as quickly as possi­ ble. It Is a great pleca of gd for- ' tune that she escaptsl. lndt*ed. the fact that so few transports hav»» been stink, and that those were attack»»d on the return voyage, emphasizes the ad­ mirable work of the navy tn protecting them from n menace of all the most difficult to avoid or detwL The more we learn of what Is called “German efficiency" the less impressed are we with It That sort of belief has been fostered by Industrious Ger­ man propaganda, und now thnt the war is tearing off the mask Its falsity Is shown, says Aberdeen American. The dire troubles that were coming to us because we would not be able to get the benefit of German Ingenu­ ity have faded before the genius of Americans, who are now supplying bet­ ter dyes thnn the Teuts; potash cornea from our own states and every btlier need supplied from abroad Is now filled at home and better than before, Even the toys are better thun those old ones branded “Made In Germany. German efficiency i -c German bunk. “They are superb soldiers,' Pershing of Ids own men. If Is well to remember the true meaning of su­ perb, which Is "proud." Our men In France may well be proud; proud of the purposes they Incarnate, of the commanders they serve under, of the allies they shoulder. There Is great virtue In honorable pride. In years to come, we suppose, an ex­ member of the Prussian Guards, gath­ ering his wondering little grandchil­ dren about him in the lnglenook, will tell them with pride of how In the great war he proved himself almost And yet there will no doubt be some as good a soldier as a young dry­ gents Interested directly or indirectly goods clerk from America with six In booze who will forget that th® months’ training. date for J. Barleycorn's passing wal set for June 30. 1010, and when that The Belgians nre still In the fight­ date comes will holler for more time ing, the Belgian army Joining In the In which the Innocent Investors can offensive against the Germans. The unload. spirit of the gallant little nation no amount of oppression hns been able Ninety-five per cent of the rural to suppress, and even In their slav­ women nre helping to win the wnr. It ery to the Invaders the Belgian peo­ is In the cities thnt Indolence, luxury, ple rejoice that their soldiers nre still extravagance, frivolity, sensnallty, In the field. worldliness and wantonness paralyze the nobler traits of womankind and It Is said many women work In make so mnny women serviceable only Scotch shipyards. The Scotch women to the enemy. have many peculiarities, one of which is they have a constitutional objection A profiteer Is a scoundrel who had to anything necessary for the salvation an opportunity to help the country win of the country remaining undone If It the war by making a hard situation na Is clearly up to them to grab hold. light as pos-lble for the people who When one recnlls the terrible fate brought to the women and children of France and Belgium by the kaiser's armies, there Is grim humor In the ad­ vice of the physicians of the empress to her to avoid all worry and excite­ ment. If at the end of the fiscal year It be Another reason why labor should he shown that the nation has not earned honored along with the fighter Is thnt enough money to meet all the war though the fighter takes a trifle more demands and pay its living expenses, risk than the laborer. It must be a It will prove that the several millions .hundred times more fun killing GfT- of men and women who did no work mans. to sustain themselves ought to be pad- died for their worthlessness. Leading pachyderms are the PÎP- pliant, the rhinoceros, and the nutomo- The tying reports of shipyard fatali­ blllst who Is able to enjoy hitnself ties have resulted In making public the r'ding round on gasolineless Sun- real statistics of accidents, which prove days. that shipyards are relatively safer to work in than factories. One beneficial Experiments have shown thnt srorwl effect of the general German propa­ paper can be made outfit grapevine. ganda of Iles has lieen to defeat Its That ought to cheer up the nervous object by bringing out the truth. vineyard proprietors. patronize him. and Instead of doing he robbed them. Arc you nn asset or a llnhlllty your country In a time like this? you nre capable of fighting or working and are doing neither you are helping the kaiser, whetht* you are a man or woman. Boiled down to n single sentence. It is Just this: Every day the able- todted man or woman wnstes In Idle­ ness in the United States Is the equiva­ lent of working a day for Germany. One of the troubles wnr hns brought Upon tis Is trying to crowd seven tons of soft coal Into the average cellar and then leave room for the furnace. If n man Just must have bls hnnd on the steering gear and Inhale gnso- line, why would not n tractor plow meet his requirements? I A Î u A A k A a A a A A a A A A A A A Í When You Want to Move a I Call Tabor 7707 FETTY'S TRANSFER First-Class Sheet Metal Work and Repairing flatanlrcd »1 a»h Poller» ... ÍJ.M to R.I.OU Hah anhed (larbage tan», H »xx/cn legs J. OU to 4 OU Stove Repairing and Relining and Express Auto Truck A. S, PI: ARCI:, The Tinsmith RESIDENCE a I 9436 Foster Rd. Lents, Ore. .............. 1 1 labor MM loafer Road. Opp. I*. O. *«»«******««**«***; X J. H. Bradbury CORD WOOD AND COUNTRY SLAB Yuri) on Foster Road in front of lx*nta Library Phone Tabor 7823 x. The Herald Does All Kinds of Printing SECRET THE PORTLAND BUSINESS MAN S E R V I C E who U »urrotiu«b lii hum 'If with every avallabh inn others the real burden of financing the war. Unless the necessity for disposing of them is very great, every owner of a Liberty Bond SHOULD HOLD FAST TO IT . . ■À- MULNOMAH STATE BANK Lents Static n Portland, Oregon