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At The Churches PENROD Arida Baptist Church ' il :4ft a. nt. Bible Hch<x)l. Il D. IU. 1'reach Ing nervi«:«. 7:8 ii p. lu. Evening servire». 8:1ft ». in. B. Y. P. V. meeting. 7 :4ft Prayer meeting. Everylxxiy welcome to any ami all of these eervices. By BOOTH TARKINGTON Millard Avenue Presbyterian Church 10 a. m. Habbatb He boo I. 11 a. in. Morning worehlp. 8:46 p. tn. Y. P.H. C. E. 7:80 p. m. Evening worship. 7 :8<> p. m. Thursday. midweek service. 8 p. m. Thursday, choir practice. Rev. Win. H. Amos, Pastor. St. Keter’s Catholic Church Sundays: 8 a. m. lx>w Maae. 10:!«) a. m. High Mass. 8:30 s. m. Hunday School. 12 M. Chlor rehearsal. Week days: Mass at 8 a. m. Copyright. 1914. by Double lay. Page & Company Seventh Day Adventist Church It) a. III. Saturday Hablatlh School. 11 a. m. Haturday preaching. 7 :30 p. m. Wednesday, Prayer meeting. 7:4ft p. m. Sunday preaching. (»ff nun I vdnqellcdl Ret or med Church 10 a. ni.'Hunday He bool. 10 a. n>. Haturday, German school. 8 p. m. Wednesday. Y. I’. H. 11 a. m. Htiwlay worship. Th. Hchililknechl, Pastor. Kern Park Ghrlstaln Church Corner 89th Ht. and 4Mb Ave. 8. E. 10 a. tn. Bible School. 11 a. m. and 8 p. in. preaching service. 7 p. m. Chrialain Endeavor. h p. m. Thursday, mid-week prayer meeting. 8:46 p. in. Thursday, Bible Htudy CI bm . A cordial welcome to all who will at tend any services. R. Tibbs Maxey, Minister. St. Pauls L plscopal Church One block south o! Woodmere station. Holy Communion the tirst Sunday ol each month at 8 p. tn. No other ser vices that day. Every other Sunday the regular ser vices will be as usual. Evening Prayer ami sermon st 4 p. tn. Hunday School meets st 3 p. m. B. Boatwright, Hupt , L. Msffrtt, Her. Rev.O. W. Tavior, Rector. Lents E vdnqeUcal Church Hermon by the Pastor, 11 a. m. and 7 :46 p. m. ...... Sunday Hchool9;4ft a. m., C. H. Brad- ford, Superintendent. Y. P. A. 8:46 p. m. Eva Bischoff, President. Prayer meeting Thursday 8 p. m. A cordial welcome to all. T. R. Hornschueb, Pastor. MT. Scott Center of Truth. Meeting every Hunday evening al H :00 J», m. Three doors east of H-’d Ht., Ira ya Crossing, Portland. Ore. Lents friend s Church 9:46 a.m. Bible School, Mrs. Maud Keech, Superintendent. 11 :00 a. m Preaching services. 8:26 p. m. Christian Eudeavor. 7:30 p. ui. Preaching Services. 8:00 p. in. Thursday, mid-week prayer meeting. A cordial welcome to all these ser vices. John Riley, Pastor. Lents Baptist Church l»rd’s Day. Oct., 17. Bible School 9:4ft a. tn. Morning worship, 11 a m- Elmo Heights Sunday School, 2:.30 p. tn. 8:30 p in. B Y. P. I ., «JO Evening Wi orship. ------ , 7:30 p. in. A cordial welcome to these services. J. M. Nelson, Pastor. llfth Church ot Christ Fifth Church of Christ. Hcienlist of | Portland, Ore. Myrtle Park Hall, Myrtle Park. Serviere Hunday 11 a. m. Sunday School 9:30 and 11 a. m. Wednesday evening testimonial meet ing 8 p. m. Lents M. E. Church Sunday School 9:46. a. m. Preaching 11:00 a. m. Service* at Bennett Chapel at 3 p. m. Epworth League fl JO p. m. Preacbihg 7:30 p. m. W. R. F. Browne, pastor. Residence 9606, 69th Ave., 8. E. The subject at the morning preaching service will be, "Are Christian* Nar-: row?” A ipecial sermon to the young ;>eople In the evening, “The Secret of j Succe**.” A cordial invitation extended to all. Rsthsr. "I don’t believe the woman who baa the next apartment to ours ever touch- ea her parlor carpet.” "My dear, that’s a sweeping arraign ment”—Baltimore American. Try Walsh when In need of any sort of auto repairing, or oils or gas._______ DR. JOHN FAWCETT Diseases of Women and Children A Specialty Pacific Tabor 3214 lx*cal 2011 LODGE DDŒCT0KT Magnolia Camp No. 4020 meets regular, Second and Fourth Thursdays oi each month at I. O. O. F. Hall. Heeond Thursday social meeting. Neighbor* bring your families and friends. Fourth Thursday, husinre*. All Neighbor* requested to come. By -*rd*r eftthe Caaap. SYNOPSIS. I Penrod, fe*rln* th« or>l«al of playing the part of the Child Hlr Ijancslot. seeks forgslfulnaM In ths composition of a dime novel. Penrod's mother and slater dress him In his costume for the "Children's F*a««mnt of the Hound Table.** Penrod la ashamed to wear It He breaks up the whole passant oy putting on a pair of the Janitor's overalls over his costume. A visit to a moving picture show slvas him an Idea and hs loafs away Ills time In school, dreaming droams The teacher reproves him. Hr seeks to distract attention from hlmaelf by ally ing loaa of Bleep becauae of a drunken uncla Tbs teacher eympathlsea with Penrod's aunt because of her wayward husband, and It then develops that Penrod hue been lying Penrod. Ram Williams and two colored boys. Herman and Verman. set up a big show to entertain the town. Penrod began to feel that a lifetime spent with this fascinating family were all too short. The brothers, glow ing with amiability, were as enraptur ed ns lie. For tin* first tlu<e In their Uvea they moved In the rlcli glamour of sensationsliam. Herman was prod igal of gesture with Ida right hand, and Vertuan, chuckling with delight, talked fluently, though somewhat con sciously. They cheerfully agreed to keep the raccoon already beginning to be mentioned ax "our ’coon" by Pen rod lu Mr. Ncbotield's empty stable, and when the animal had been chain ed to the wall near the lux of rata and supplied with a pan of fair water they asaented to their new friend's suggestion (inspired by a fine sense of the artistic bartiioulesi that the here tofore nameless jiet, la» chrtoteued HI ter med. in honor of tbelr deceased rela live. At this Juncture was heard from the front yard the sound of that yodellng which Is the peculiar accomplishment of those whose voices have uot “changed." Penrod yodeled a response, and ftamuel Williams appeared, a large bundle under his arm. “Yay. Penrod!" waa his greeting, cas ual enough from without; but. having entered, be »toinwd short and emitted a prodigious whistle. "Ta-a-ay!” be then shouted. “Look at the ’coon!” “I guess you better say, *Ix>ok at the 'coon !* ” Penrod returned proudly. "Tbey's a good deal more'n him to look st too. Talk some. Verman.' Vennan compiled. Ham was warmly Interested. "Whal'd you say his name was?" he asked. "Verman." "How d'you spell it?" “V-e-r tn a n." refilled Penrod. having previously received this Information from Herman. “Ob!” said Hum. "Point to sumptblug. Herman,” Pen rod commanded, and Ham's excitement, when Herman pointed was sufficient to the occasion. Penrod, the discoverer, continued tils exploitation of the manifold wonders of the Hhernmn. Herman and Verman collection. With the air of a proprie tor he escorted Ham into the alley for a gtxxi look at (Jueenie (who seemed uot to can* for her iucreaalng celebrity) and proceeded to a dramatic climax— : the recital of the episode of the pitch fork and its consequences. The cumulative effect was enormous, and could have but one fXMiaible result. The normal boy Is always at leaat one half Baruum. "Let’a get uf) a SHOW!” i’enrtxl and Sam lx>th claimed to have said it first, a question left un settled in the ecstasies of hurried prep aration. The bundle under Sam’s arm. brought with no definite purfxwie, proved to have been an inspiration. It I conalsted of broad sheets of light yel low wrapping paper, discarded by Sam's mother In her spring houee- cleaulng. There were half filled cans and buckets of paint In the storeroom adjoining the carriage bouse and pres ently the side well of the stable flamed Information u|«>n the passerby from s great and spreading poster. "Publicity," primal requisite of all theatrical and amphltheatrical enter prise thus provided, subsequent ar rangements proceeded with a fury of energy which transformed the empty hayloft. True, It is impossible to say just what the hayloft waa transform ed Into, but history warrantably clings to the statement that It was trans formed. Duke and Hherman were se cured to the rear wall at a considerable distance from each other after an ex hibition of reluctance on the part of Duke, during which he diaplayed a nervous energy and agility almost miraculous In so small and middle aged a dog. Benches were Improvised for spectators; the rata were brought up; Anally the rafters, corttcrib and bay chute were ornamented with flags and stripe of bunting from Ham Williams' attic, m retqrplag. from the s^cur- rómpanles (on account of a rotisi by a A m iMHituKl encountered oa the highway. Iq the matter of personal «eeqrattoa ptft* «benjasly nn InterpmtatioD of the spiral. Inclli»- Ing to whites snd grsena. fircoming brilliantly effective upon the dark fa<lal backgrounds of Herman and Veruiun, while the countenances of Ham mid Ponrixi were each supplied with the black uiUMtache and Imperial, lacking which no profennlonal show man cun I n * enteemod conscientious. It was regretfully decided In coun cil thnt no attempt be made to add Queenle to the list of exhibits, her brothers warmly declining to act as ainbaHMsdors In that cauxe They were certniu Quernie would not like the Idea, tliey said, an«! Herman plriur- Gbquely described her activity on oc- caslops when she had been atmoyed by too much attention to her appear ance. However, Penrod’s <axnpfH>lnt- nient was alleviate«! by an Inspiration which i-amc to him In a moment of pondering u|x>n the dachshund, and the entire party went forth to add an en riching line to the poster. They found a group of seven. Includ ing two adults, already gathered In the street to rend and admire this work. Ht'HoFIELD A WII.LIAMH BIG HHOW ADMIHHIoN I CENT olt 20 PINH MUHEUM oF Cl'RloHITKH Now going on HHERMAN HERMAN & VERMAN TIIlElt FATHERS IN JAIL KTAR- EI) a MAN WITH A PITCHFORK SHERMAN THE WILD ANIMAL CArTl'RED IN AFRICA HERMAN THE ONE FINGERED TATOOD WILD MAN VERMAN THE BoY SAVAGE TATOOD WILD TALKS ONLY IN IIIS NAITIVE LAN- Gl AGS Do N.»T FAIL TO see DVKE THE INDIAN DOG ALSO THE MICHIGAN TRAINED RATH A heated argument took place be tween Ham and Penrod, the point at Issue lieing settled dually by the draw ing of straws, wbereu|»ou Peurod, with pardonable self Importance-in the preaence of an audieuce uow lucreased to nine—slowly painted the words in spired by the dachshund: IMPoRTENT Do N o T MIS8 THE S outh A merican do « part au LIGATOR. <*U»r, with < rrue showman's foresight, whispered to Penrod, who rang down on the monologue. “Gen til mun und lay-deeze, this closes our pufforniance. Pray pass out quietly and with as little jostling as possible. As soon as you are all out there's goln’ to tie a new pufformance, and each and all are welcome at the same and simple price of admission. Pray pass out quietly and with as lit tle jostling as [xrsrible. Re-mem-bur the price is only 1 cent, the tenth part of a dime, or twenty pins, no bent ones taken. Pray i « m out quietly and with as little jostling as possible. The Hebo- field & Williams military band will play before each putTormance, and each and all are welcome for the same and simple price of admission. Pray pass out quietly and with as little jostling as possible.** Forthwith th.« Ih-hofleld 4 Williams military I m nd began a second overture. Jo which something vaguely like a tone was at times distinguishable, and all of the first audience returned, most •if them having occupied the interval in hasty excursions for more pins. Miss Kennedale and governess, however, again paying coin of the republic and receiving deference and the boat seats sccordfngly. And when a third per formance found all of the same lnvet- »•rate patrons once more crowding the auditorium and seven recruits added the pleasurable excitement of the part ners In their venture will be under stood by any one who has seen a met ropolitan manager strolling about the foyer of his theater some evening dur ing the earlier stages of an assured “phenomenal run.” From the first there was fio question which feature of the entertainment was the attraction extraordinary Ver painted aloes noon) and lectured as bo bad never lectured before. A new grace invested bis every gesture, a new sonorousness rang in his voice, a simple and manly pomposity marked his very walk as be passed from curio to curio, and when he fearlessly bandied the box of rats and hammered upon it with cool insouciance he beheld, foe the first time tn bta life, a purl of ad miration eddying in Marjorie's lovely eye, a certain softening of that eye. Aud then Verman spake—and Penrod wax forgotten .Marjorie's eye rested upon him no more. A heavily equipped chauffeur ascend ed the stairway, bearing the message that Mrs. I Airy awaited her son aud bls lady. Thereupon, having devoured the last sound permitted (by the man agers) to issue from Verman. Mr. Levy and Miss Jones departed to a real mati I r —u*- TUf TATO O’ w/<p BC aorre eon’ uer tto cVOsf » w 1 CHAPTER IX. s The Naw Star. AM, Penrod, Herman and Ver man withdrew tn considerable state from nonpaying view and. repairing to the hay loft, de clared the exhibition open to the pub lic. Oral proclamation waa made by Ham, and then the loitering multitude was enticed by the seductive strains of a I m nd, the two partners performing u|x»u combs and l>ai*er. Herman and Vennan upon tin pana with atk-ka. The effect waa Immediate. Visitor* appeared upon the stairway and sought admission. Herman and Verman took position among the exhibits, near the wall; Kam stood at the entrance offi ciating as barker and ticket seller, while Penrod. with debonair suavity, acted as curator, master of ceremonies and lecturer. He greeted the first to enter with a courtly bow They con sisted of Miss Retinsdale and her nurs. ery governess, and they paid spot cash for their admission. "Walk in. lay-deeze; walk right in. Pray do not obatruck the passageway,” sali! Penrod in a remarkable voice. "Pray lie seated, There is room for each and all.” Miss Retinsdale and governess were followed by Mr. Geòrgie Rnaset Basset and baby sister (which prove* the perfec tlon of Geòrgie'* character) and six or seven other neighborhood children, a most satisfactory audience, although, subsequent to Miss Retinsdale and gov erness. admission was wholly by pin. "Geu-til-muu aud lay-deeze," shouted Peurod. “1 will first call your at tain- »lion to our genuine South American dog, part alligator!" He pointed to the dachshund, and added, in his ordinary tone, “That's him.” Straightway re assuming the character of showman’, he bellowed: "Next, you see Duke, the genuine, full blooded Indian dog from the far western plains and Rocky mountains. Next, the trained Michi gan rata, captured way up there and tralued to jump and run all around the tx>x at the—at the—at the slightest pre-text.1” He paused, partly to take breath and partly to enjoy his own sur prised dlacovery that this phrase was tn bis vocabulary. “At the slightest pre-text!” be repeat ed. aud continued, suiting the action to the word: "1 will now hammer upon the box. ami each and all may see these genuine full blooded Michigan rats perform at the allgbtest pre-text! There! (There's all they do now, but I and Ham are goln' to train 'em lota more before thia afternoon.) Gen-tll- mun and lay-deeze. 1 will kindly now call your at-taln-ahon to Sherman, the wild animal from Africa, costing the live* of the wild trapper and many of his companions. Next let me kindly lnterodooa Herman and Verman. Their fattier got mad and stuck bls pitchfork right inside of another man, exactly as promised upon the advertisements out side the big tent, aud got put In jail. Loot at them well, gen-tll-mun and lay-deeze. There la no extra charge, aud re-mem-bur you are each and all uow looking at two wild tattooed men which the father of is In jail. Point, Herman. Each and all will bave a chance to see. Point to sumpthing •Ise, Herman. Thi* 1* the only genuine one Angered tattooed wild man. 1-ast on the program, gen-tll-mun and lay- deeae. we have Verman. the *av*ge tattooed wild boy. that can't speak only hla native foreign languagea. Talk some. Verman." Verman obliged and made an lnatan taneoua bit IJe^woa encored raptur ously again and again, and. thrilling with the unique pleasure of being ap- preriafted and mi»un<i«rst.xxi at the asme timo, would have talked aS day tatt MA ffiadly^ Igm,William bo»- I want to listen to—I want to"— I want man—Verman. the savage tattooed wild ______ _ only bls native foreign i _ boy, _ speaking : languages—Verman i was a triumph! j i Beaming, wreathed in stnllea. melodi ous. Incredibly fluent, he had but to open hla lips and a dead bush fell upon the audience. Brcathle**. they leaned forward, banging upon bls every seml- ! xyllable. and. when Penrod checked the How. burst Into thunders of applause. I 1 which Verman rei-elved with happy 1 laughter. j Ala*, be delayed not o'er long to dis play all the egregiousness of a new star, but for a time there was no caprice of his too eccentric to be for- giveu. During Peurod'* lecture upon ■ the other curio* the tattooed wild boy continually stamped bls foot, grinned and gesticulated, tapping bis tiny chest and pointing to himself as it were to say. “Wait for me; I am the big show." So soon they learn; so soon they learn! And (again alas) this spoiled darting of public favor, like many another, was fated to kuow In good time the fickle ness of that favor. But during all the morning perform ances be was the idol of his audience and looked IL The climax of his pop ularity came during the fifth overture of the Schofield & Williams military band, when the mualc wu quite drown ed In the agitated clamors of Miss Rennsdale, who was endeavoring to ascend the stairs in spits of the phys ical disauaslon of her governess “I won't go home to lunch!" scream ed Miss Rennsdale, her voice accompa nied by a sound of ripping. “I will hear the tatooed wild boy talk some more! It’s lovely—1 will bear him talk! I will! 1 will! I want to listen to Verman—I want to—1 want to"— Wailing, abe was borne away, of her sex not the first to be fascinated by obscurity nor the last to champion it* eloquence. Verman was almost unendurable aft er this, but, like many, many other man agers. Schofield ft. Williams restralucl their cboler and even laughed fulaome- ly when their principal attraction es sayed the role of a comedian in private snd capered and squawked tn sheer. fatuook vanity The first performance of the after- noon rivaled the successes of the morn Ing, and, although Mln Rennsdale was detained at home, thus drying up the single source of cash Income devel oped before lunch. Manrice Levy u«r pearad. escorting Marjorie Jones, and paid coin for two adminlons. dropping tbs money into Sam’s hand with a carsless—nay. a contemptuous—gueturn, At eight of Marjorie. Penrod Bc h sta i d (re- ’ j ■nailed nndsr his new- muataclM •»•- PARK,’ ARLETA Ham Chambers took a holiday Wednes day and went to the tall timber. Gasoline for 13>y cents at Walsh’s Filling Station, 9319, Foster road. It some of our Arieta correspondents will send in their copy a little earlier it will be appreciated.—Ed. Misa Knox of the Arieta Library lias been transfered to Albina and M um Kindorf of Sellwood will take tier place. J. W. Dunlap will take a trip th rough Houth-eartern Oregon, and while on the nee at a real theater, the limpid eyes I trip will inspect some land he owns in of Marjorie looking beck softly over Harney County. her shoulder—but only at the tattooed wild boy. Nearly always it 1» woman The Arieta Library Story Hour has who puts the irony Into life. After this, perhaps because of sated been set for Wednesday afternoons at Mias Hutchinson and Miss curiosity, perhaps on account of a pin I o’clock. famine, the attendance began to Ian- Fisher of Lenta have arranged to ex- gulsh. Only four responded to the next chañar service* alternate months. call of the band. The four dwin dled to three; finally the entertainment Geo. T. Howard has trought the Dun was given for one blase anditor. and lap Bros., store at »>040 Foster road. He 8chot^ld & Williams looked depress ed. Then followed an Interval when will enlarge the stock of groceries and household hardware. The store is lieing the band played tn vain About 3 o'clock Schofield A Wil- repainted. llama were gloomily discussing varl- ous unpromising devices for startling Arieta night school is now in full the public into a renewal of interest, when another patron unexpectedly ap sway. Its weeions are held on Monday, peared and paid a cent for bls admis Wednesday and Friday evenings, free to sion News of ths Big Show and Mu- all. Sewing, millinery, cooking, manual of Curiosities had at last pene • training, German, Spanish, and common trated the far, cold spaces of interstel school studies are being taught. lar niceness, for this new patron con sisted of no less than Roderick Mags- The regular meeting of the Arieta W. wortb Bitts, Jr., escaped in a white C. T. Ü. was held at the home of the "sailor suit” from the manor during a president, Mrs. Mary Fishburn. The period of severe maternal and tutorial yearly calender was made tlie subject of preoccupation. He sealed himself without parley, report and discussion, and the work of and the pufforniance was offered for appointing local superintendents con bis entertainment with admirable con tinued. New plans for the year's work scientiousness. True to the Lady Clara were suggested and discussed. caste aud training, Roderick's pale, fat face expressed uotbing except an im Not satietied with cutting city price» pervious superiority and. as be sat, cold and unimpressed upon the front on stoves, Alvord Furniture Co., is giv bench, like a large, white lump, it must ing a substantial discount in addition. be said that be made a discouraging His stove business of the past month audience "to play to.” He was not, may not yield him the largest percent of however, unresponsive—far from it. profit but his gross sales ensure him a He offered comment very chilling to satisfactory business. the warm grandiloquence of the orator. "That's my Uncle Ethelbert's dachs On Friday evening, Oct. 22, Mr. F. B. hund.'' be remarked at the beginning of the lecture. "You better take him Rutherford’s class of young men of the back if you don't want to get arrest Millard Avenue Presbyterian Church ed." And when Penrod, rather uneasi School will give an intertainment in the ly ignoring the interruption, proceeded church. Mr. Rutherford has been a to the exploitation of the genuine, worker among the boys for a number of full blooded Indian dog. Duke, “Why years and has been a student of child don't you try to give that old dog away?” asked Roderick “You couldn't life. He has taken many pictures il lustrating the various phases of such ■ell him.” "My papa would buy me a lots better work and has made stereopticon slides coon than that,” was the Information from them. These, the boys will throw volunteered a little later, “only I upon the screen, along with comic ones. wouldn't want the nasty old thing!” Musis, vocal and instrumental, will add Herman of the missing finger obtain to the entertainment of the evening. A ed no greater indulgence. "Pooh!” very enjoyable time is anticipated. said Roderick. "We have two fox ter riers in our stables that took prizes at The Jr. Pbilathea class of the Arieta the kennel show, and their tails were bit off. There's a man that always Baptist Sunday School had their annual business meeting Friday evening at the bites fox terriers' tails off." “Oh. my gosh, what a lie!” exclaim home of Mrs. G. T. Howard, the new ed Sam Williams ignorantly. “Go on teacher. The officers are as follows: with the show, whether be likes it or President, Miss Olive Powell; Vice- not Penrod. He's paid his money.” president, Mies Mae Currie; Secretary, Verman. confident in his own singu Miss Lilis Johnson; Treasurer, Miss lar powers, chuckled openly at the Winnifred McCarter; Editor, Miss failure of the other attractions to charm the frosty visitor, and when his Geneveve Spriggs; Sergeant at Arms, turn came poured forth a torrent of Miss Helen Lee; Floral and visiting conversation which was straightway committee, Misses Ruth Jennings, Stella Newel), Vie Grabeel. Leola Rover. Alice dammed. "Rotten!" said Mr. Bitts languidly. Duffield, Sara Wood and Mary Raines. “Anybody could talk like that I could It was decided that tliey would hold do it if I wanted to." class meetings every two weeks, The Vennan paused suddenly. past year they cut quilt blocks for the “Yes, you could!” exclaimed Penrod. Indians, dressed a doxen dolls for stung. “Let's hear you do it then." Christmas presents for poor girls and “Yessir!” the other partner shouted. sent several bouquets to the sick. They "Let's just hear you do it!” “I said 1 could If I wanted to." re are hoping to do more the coming year. sponded Roderick. “1 didn't say 1 After business was concluded they had a social time. Games were planned by would." “Yay! Knows he can’t!” sneered Moreita Howard. Refreshments were Sam. 'served. “I can, too, if I try.” "Well, let's hear you try.” So challenged, the visitor did try, but tn the absence of an impartial Jury his effort was considered so pro nounced a failure that he was howled down, derided and mocked with great clamors. "Anyway," said Roderick when or other things bad quieted down, “if I couldn't swindle. y An Island get up a better show than this I'd aell plant make* the cure out and leave town." Not having enough presence of mind _ la it never to Inquire wbat he would aell out. his CANCEh! Sins until last stage adversaries replied with mere formless t-riM WM sent FREE. 10.000 testi yells of scorn. monials. wrss a aas '*1 could get up a better show than thia with my left hand.” Roderick as U filllflEB andalwayspoisonsdeepsrm- serted. nuNRuCllplt slands and KAIS QUICKLV “Well, what would you have tn your One woman inevery 7aiesof cancer— U.8. report ole show?” asked Penrod. condescend We retuse many who watt too long A must die Poor cured at halt price if cancer Is yet small ing to language. "That's all right what I'd have. I’d Dr. I Mrs. Dr. CHAMLEY & Cl. "Strtcfly DsllsMs Srsstsst Canes« TsocIsHit llring" have enough.” 4340 ft 43BE Valencia St, San Fraadtcs, Ca( “You couldn't get Herman and Ver- KINDLY MAIL THIS kamssssM CANCER man In your ole show." “No. and I wouldn't want ’em. el- TAKE GARt Of THU ITCHING! ther." "Well, what would you have?” insist ALL ITCHING BORDERS ON ECXEMA ed Penrod derisively. "You’d have to Do you regard that itching as a have sumpthing. You couldn’t be a ( serious thing. It is! Unlees you be ahow yooreelf.” gin to fight it with Dr. Hobson’s Ec "Ho* do you know?*' Thia waa bat zema Ointment, the disease is likely to meandering while waiting for ideas cling on for ffionthe and * year*. Scores and evoked another y#ll. ' ’ * ‘ “You think you could be a show all of grateful user* say: "Why did w* waste tboee rfonth* and year* in agony by yoaraelf?*' demanded Peftrod. when so tested a remedy waa on the “How do you know I couldn’t?" Two white boys and two black boy* market.” This ointment is no experi shrieked their scorn of the boaster. ment; ii;te absolutely hauling In it* 1 GbftM too!” Roderick raised Ma power. Do not *Uow it to become voice to k suddeta *Mwl. obta&thf a •eriooa. Bay a box today to flght the My LUMP» WOMAN'S BREAST *—' (TO BE CONTINUED) bfiniiBfli of eeaeeM. 60c. a box.