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SORCERERS IN PAPUA.
At ■■■■ The
Churches -
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AN AMIABLE BRUTE
MISFIT MARRIAGES.
Kaey to Start In the Business There
A, Humorist's Flippant View of Matri-
and Terrify the Natives.
monial Alliances.
Arleld Baptist Church
It Is no very hard matter to set up
I would like to make a few useless
:4ft a. in Bible Hriiool.
as a sorcerer In I’apua. One says, "I The Black Bear Is the Happy remarks about married life. I not only
11 a. iu. I’reschlng service.
I am a sorcerer,” and the thing Is ac-
would like to, but 1 am going to.
7 :30 p. m. Evening services,
Hooligan of the Woods.
compllsiied. Oue may Ire a greater
If you are a tall, sallow, nervelee«,
fl 1ft n in II. Y. P. U. meeting.
sorcerer or a lesser sorcerer, to be
rosy going man with a llllputian la-
7 :4A Prayer meeting.
«
I
sure, but one Is a sorcerer of some de
come, enormous feet and hands and
EverylMxly welcome to any and all
gree of evil merit at least from the HE IS NOT A BIT FEROCIOUS. have an AJsra's apple that looks like
these services.
hour that one says, "I am a sorcerer."
somebody trying to poke bls fiat through
’Chorea f tar the measure of success a
Thia Much Maligned Animal Is Just s your neck you will marry a tiny black
Millard Avenue Presbyterian Church practitioner may win <lei>en<l» upon his Lasy, Playful Loafer That Avoids haired woman who has all seeing, lash
skill in advertising nnd the ingenuity
10 a. m. Habbalh Hchool.
Man and Fights or Works Only When less eyes, a mouth like a knife cut In a
of his magical methods. Wbat Is new
dish of cornstarch pudding and a love
11 a. m. Morning worship,
and mysterious Is everywhere mightily
Ho Is Compelled to Do Se.
fl :4ft p. m. Y. P. 8. C. E.
of jewelry and ancient black and tan
Impressive,
snd
In
I
’
apua,
aa
else
7 30 p. in. Evening worship.
The black bear la neither ferocious dogs with rotten dispositions and hair
where,
wbat
a
man
noisily
reiterates
7:S0 p. in.Thursday, midweek service
about himself comes eventually to be ' nor dangerous. The most fitting name pin legs. You may say you won’t bat
H p. in. Thursday, choir practice.
you will.
Rev. Wm. 11. Amos, Pastor accepted us at least an approach to ; I have ever beard given him la tbe
If you are a red headed gentleman
Happy Hooligan of tbe Woods. He la
tho truth concerning him.
A certain Tai Iml, for example, hav a lazy, playful loafer am! has no evil you will marry a beautiful girl. I don't
SI. Peter’s Uthollc Church
ing settled In a village of the Glra intentions; but. like a shut-in boy or know why this la. but you think over
river, said, "1 am a sorcerer," and be a boy with a task to perform, he wants tbe red headed men you know and see
Hiindaye:
was forthwith a sorcerer. He said. “I comimny does not kuow Just what to if they haven't copped peaches.
R a. in. Ixiw Maas
If you are a little runt addicted to
have an Invisible,snake with which to do with himself.
10:30 a. iu . High Maae.
The black l>ear has more human like morning coata and gardenlaa, a large,
11:30 a. m. Humlay School.
work my will,” nnd bln fame began,
12 M. Cblor rehearsal.
They said. “Where is the snake?" traits than any other animal 1 kuow. vital, auburn haired lady will get you
Week days : Mass al fl a. IB.
And be replied: "Have I not said that lie la a boy in disguise wUl not work yet Hhe will want all there la In life
the suake Is invisible? How can I long at anything unless at something And don't alt down calmly after you’re
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show you an Invisible snake?” And to produce mischief Occasionally be married, with n pane tela In the corner
Seventh Day Adventist Church
bls fame grew. And he added, Be- finds things dull and simply does not of your mouth, and Imagine you are
10 a. in. Halurday Halilmth Hchool.
ware of me, if you pleuae, for 1 am know what to do with himself, lie Is that all.
11 a. tn. Saturday preaching.
very eaally offeuded, and my invisible happy go lucky, nnd taking thought of I If you are a home loving man. a man
7 30 p. in. Wednesday, Braver meeting.
snakes obey me."
' the morrow 1« not one of bis troubles, who likes to loll about In an old suit a
7 :4ft p. m. Humlay preaching.
Eluding now that he was Inspirine lie Is afraid of the grizzly and avoids man who geta slightly seasick by mere
indeed, Tai Iml created an ee- man as though he were a ¡«estllence.
ly gla ncing over a passenger list of an
(yerman Lvanqellcal Reformed Church terror
tabliahment to forward bls conse
He plans no harm. In other words. ocean liner, then, by the gods, you will
10 a. m. Bunday Hchool.
quence. Three menials were taken In 1 the black bear Is just the opposite Iu we<l a female globe trotter.
10 a. tn. Haturday, German school.
to wait upon bin wants at home, and i character of what he bad long been
If you are a jealous person It la writ
H p. m. Wednesday. Y. P. H.
two qualified assistants were engaged thought and Is still almost universally ten that you shall marry a girl who
11 a. m. Humlay worship.
Th. Hchildknecht, Pastor. to attend Ids dignity abroad. To tbe believed to be. A million writers aud will give you every excuse to harbor
qualified assistants. In enhancement s|>oken stories have It that he Is fero that ridiculous passion. And by the
of bls own InqMirtance, Tal-lml gave ' clous a wanton, cruel killer, lie fights aams token It wouldn't matter whether
Kern Park Chrlstaln Church
Invisible snakes. "They too are sor or works Only when compelled to do so. site did or not—It would seem so to you.
Corner OVlh Hl. and 4Uth Ave. H. E.
cerers,” said be. "and have Invisible
If you put your stomach before ev
He. Is tbe most plausible bluffer I
10 a. in. Bible H c I kmi I.
snake«,** and added, with the large, have evee seen. With linlr bristling on erything else In life, physically as well
11 a m. and H p. m. preaching service.
easy air of every great professional: tbe back, upper Up stuck forward aud as metaphorically, your wife will be
7 p. m. Chrlstaln Endeavor.
H p. m. Thursday, mid-week prayer "But tbe invisible snakes of m7 as an onrush, with a rapid volley of ' tbe kind who made a pan of bum fudge
sistant«, of course, are small and rather champing k-woof-f-fa, he »¡>i>ears ter ■ once when she waa at school, but
meeting.
H:4ftp. m. Thursday, Bible Study | stupid snakes. My snake la the snake rible. He ¡mils himself out of many I knows and cares not that mint sauce
Glass.
to beware of.”
a predicament and obtains many au I has nothing to do with veal cutlets and
A cordial welcome to all who will al-
Ingenious Tal-lml might have lived unearned morsel Iu this way. Most that sea bass gets neryoua and fidgety
tend any all services.
long in plenty had he not grown so
R. Tibbs Maxey, Minister. intolerably extortionate in tbe matter , of his bluffs are for amusement. He | when you pour maple sirup on it—J.
will go far out of bls way for the pur- j Montgomery Elagg in American Maga-
of pigs that the administration got ¡MMe of running.
I sine.
wind of bls ways and confounded bis
A black bear climbs a tree almost as
St. Pauls Iplscopal Church
success.
readily aa a cat, and he climbs a small
HOW PINS ARE MADE.
One block south ot Woodmere station.
It was shown upon trial that Tal-
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Holy Communion the first Sunday of lml had founded his enormously lucra pole or a large tree with equal ease. >
each month al R p. m, No other sur- tive practice upon nothing better than Tbe grizzly does not climb trees, but An Intrioata Process Whir« Machinery
the black bear, with its catlike fore-
vicee that day.
Doss All the Work.
paws, can simply ruce up a tree trunk.
Every other Humlay tho regular aer a bald aaaertlon.
To make a pin la an Intricate process,
an
’
’I
am
a
sorcerer."
said
he.
“
with
vices will be as usual.
Much of bls time, both asleep and j but It la all done by machinery. A
Evening Prayer and sermon at 4 p. m. Invisible snnke.”—Norman Duncan tn awake, la spend in treetops. He might
spool of b'rtrsn wire running on steel
Humlay Hchool meets at 3 p.lrn.
B. Harper’s Magazine.
almost be called u ¡tercblng animal.
1 ¡oeta is fed Into jaws which bite off
Boatwright, Hupt , L. Maffett, Her.
Like most anlmnls the black bear haa tbe length of the pin. A small length
Rev. O. W. Tavlor, Rector.
Small Caliber Martinets.
a local habitation. His territory Is j Is left to make the head, which is
All public institutions, I here assert, twenty or less miles In circumference,
formed by three rapid blows of a
should have ns their employees only
and hi this he la horn. Ilves and dies. hammer which move« forward one-
Lents Evangelica! Church
people who are courteous, pleasant
In springtime be descends to feed on twentieth of an inch at each blow. The
Hermon by tbe Pastor, 11 a. m. an<l and kind. One of the greatest hard- the earliest wild gardens of tbe foot
| pin then drops to an incline In which
ahlpe of poverty Is to be obliged to
7 :4ft p. ni
hills.
are grooves deep enough to admit the
Humlay School 9:46 a. m , C. H. Brad faro the autocratic martineta who
The black bear eats everything that I shank, but not the bead.
ford, Superintendent.
seem to guani the doorways of all
Y. P. A. 6:46 p. m. Eva Bischoff, such organizations,
As the pin moves down its point
There to some Is edible. Though omnivorous, his food
Président.
thing detestable and offensive In tlie 1« mainly that of a vegetarian. He <?omea in contact with a cylinder with
Prayer meeting Thnreday 8 p. m.
froxen, Impntlent and often Insulting digs out rich willow and a«t>en roots a file like surface, which causes the
A cordial welcome to all.
iu tbe shallow and soft places and
T. R. Hornechucb, Pastor. manner of the women nnd men who tears up or digs out numerous plants pin to turn round so that it Is sharp
ened on all sides. It next drops into
occupy little positions of authority like
this, and before whom poor working for tfieir roots or tubers. Often he eats a receptacle where a layer of pins is
girls — and 1 aup|H>ae meu — must al grass aud devours hundreds of juicy placed, and then a layer of finely
Ml. Scott Center of Truth.
ways go—From "Me, n Book of Re weeds. During autumn I have seen him ground tin until the pan is filled. Heat
on tbe edges of snow fields and gla nnd a chemical solution coat tbe pins
Meeting every Humlay evening at H :<O membrances,” In Century Magazine.
clera consuming thousands of unfor with tin.
p. m. Three doors east of H’Jd Hl.,
tunate grnssbopi>erH, flies and other In
Grays Crossing, Portland, Ore.
Rainbow Trout.
They are then polished In a barrel
The rainbow trout Is bluish above, sects there accumulated. He Is par revolving rapidly. They are placed in
silvery or golden below, more or less ticularly fond of ants—tears ant hills the papers by a machine, which seizes
Lents friend's Church
«¡Milted with black on the body and nnd decaying logs to pieces and licks the paper and crimps it into divisions
9:46 a. m. Bible Hchool, Clifford Bar- tins and with an orange or red lateral up the ants as they come storming nS'wide as the length of tbe pins. The
ker Superintendent.
bntid. It Is doubtless for this varlcolor- forth to bite him. He tears hundreds bottom of the box is made of squnre
11 :00 a. m Preaching services.
ing that It receives Its nnino. It is of rotten logs and stump« to pieces for •Reel bars, which allow the shanks
♦1:26 p. m. Christian Endeavor.
more hardy than the English trout and grults, ants and their eggs.
but not the heads of tbe pins to pass
7 :30 p. m. Preaching Hervices.
He freely eat» honey, tbe bees and through.
accommodates
Itself
to
almost
stag
8:00 p. m. Thursday,
mid week
The bars are In motion, thus shaking
nant waters ami has thus pro veil a suc their neats. He catches mice aud of
prayer meeting.
cess
In many ¡Kinds which were regard ten amuses himself aud make« a most down the pins until a row Is formed,
A cordial welcome to all these ser
vices.
John Riley, Pastor. ed ns tit for coarse tlsh only, in many amusing and manlilee spectacle by when they are clamped tn place by the
plncea, however. It has caused disap chasing nnd catching grasshoiqx-ra. bars. A fold of paper Is pushed up
polntment by going down to the sen He w ill devour carrion. In a fish coun ngalust them and pressed into place.
and never returning. — Philadelphia try he searches for fish and occasion This Is repeated until the paper is full,
Lents Baptist Church
ally catches live ones, but bo Is too when another takes Its place. It al)
Ixird’s Day, June 13, Bible Hchool Press.
restless or «hiftlesa to be a good fish suuuds Intricate, but bein.r done by
9 46 a. m.
erman.
machinery It Is rapid and cheap, else
Meaning
of
Cemetery.
Morning worship, 11 ». m.
The black bear is or was found pret we could not have the billions of pins
Elmo Height« Bunday School, 2:30
It is not correct to say that "ceme
tery” means the “city of the dead.” ty well distributed over North Ameri that we waste.—Indianapolis News.
p. m.
B Y. P. IL, 6:30 p m.
The word is from the Greek "kolme- ca. His color aud activities vary some
::<0 p. m.
Evening worship, 7 7:30
terion,” moaning sleeping place, not wtiat with the locality, this variation
Enough.
A cordial welcome to them« service«.
the place of the dead. There Is noth being due ¡terhap« to a difference of
John Muir once said to Mr. Harri
J. M Nelson, Fautor.
climate
and
In
the
food
supply.
ing In the etymology of the word to
man, “I am richer than you are.’’
The black Itear has a well developed
warrant us In thinking that it was
“Yes,” said Mr. Harriman, “but how?”
originally Intended to convey the Idea brain and may be classed among the Mr. Muir answered. “Because I’ve got
lents M. t. Church
that the departed were really dead any alert animals of the wild. Its senses enough money and you haven’t” John
Preaching 10:4.5. Subject ! “Growth more than there Is In the old Hebrew are amazingly developed. They seem
Muir placed money In the right place,
in Grace.”
term for cemetery, “tiethalm.” the to be ever on duty.
Evangelistic services at night.
Young black bears have good tem usiug it as a means solely to help him
house of the living.—Exchange.
Sunday Hchool 9:4ft.
pers nnd are playful In captivity, but to become a great savant of his time.
Hervices st Bennett Chapel at 3 p. m.
if teased or annoyed they become trou It is not the amount of money we have
A Chariot of 1711.
Pray meeting Thursday R p. m.
that counts; it Is our attitude toward It
Something over a couple of centuries blesome and even dangerous with age. that determines whether or not we are
Epworth League 7 p. m.
If thine enemy offend thee preseut
ago
the
principle
of
the
taxicab
was
Bring your neighborsan I friends.
dollar idolaters.—Christian Herald.
known. An advertisement in the Lon him with a black Itear cub that has
W. Boyd Moore, Pastor.
been
mistreated.
He
Is
an
lutense.
don Daily Courant of Jan. 13. 1711.
Seeing Both Sides at One«.
announces that at the sign of the high strung animal and. If subjected
Fishes and birds have an advantage
to annoyance«, teasing or occasional
Seven
Stars,
under
the
plana
of
Cov
Thtrty-Slx for 25 Cents
cruelty, becomes revengeful and vin over human beings in their ability to
Dr. King’s New Idle Pills are now ent Garden, a chariot was on view dictive. 8ouietlmes be will even look see on both sides of them. Their eye»
that would travel without horses and
supplied in well-corked glass bottles,
are set not for looking straight ahead,
measure the miles aa It goes. It was for trouble and, once In a fight, has
but for looking out on each side. That
containing 36 sugar coated white pills, capable of turning and reversing and the tenacity of a bulldog.
The black bear has never been pro Is because they balance their bodies to
for 2ftc. One pill with a glass of water could go uphill as easily as on level
tected as a game animal. Through all right or to left, while we balance for
before retiring is an average «lose. Easy ground.
the seasons of the year, with gun and ward and backward. A bird can watch
and pleasant to take.
Effective and
dogs,
the hunter is allowet! to pursue the tips of both wings at once. The
Flags at Half Mast.
e
positive in results. Cheap and economi
him. It would be well for a few years pilot of an aeroplane has to turn bls
Tn
speaking
of
flags
the
term
"half
cal to use. Get a bottle today, take a
head from aide to aide to see his wing
mast” Is sometimes heard, and at oth to have a closet! season on bears. As
dose tonight--your Constipation will he
ti|>s.—New York World.
er times the term "hnlf staff" is used, be Is verging on extinction and as he
relieved in the morning. 36 (or 2ftc., at yet the explanation Is simple. It Is gives to tbe wilds much of their spirit,
Ths Palace of Thoughts.
all Druggists.
that a flag Is properly said to be at there ought to Ite a closed season to
To get peace. If you do want IL
hnlf staff ashore and nt half must on protect this rollicking fellow of the
make for yourselves neats of pleasant
shipboard, and rightly the terms are forest
If I were asked to select the one em thoughts. None of us yet knows, for
never Interclinngenble.—New York Hun.
blematic animal that best gives and none of us has been taught in early
suggests the spirit anti the a|>ell of tbe youth, what palaces we may build of
No Sympathy. -
He—Do you like your new doctor? great outdoors I should select the beautiful thoughts—proof against all
black bear.—Enos A. Mils tn Saturday Adversity.—John Ruskin.
She—No, I detest him. Why, the horrid
Evening Poet
thing had the effrontery to aay there
Confident Prediction.
Diseases of Women and Children would be nothing the matter with me
Discouragement In a Laugh.
“So you honestly think you have the
If I just stopped moping over I magi
"Don’t you always feel encouraged smartest boy on earth."
a Specialty
nary allmeat».—Richmond TImesDis
when people laugh?” asked the man at
"Maybe he isn’t- yet but be will be
patch.
the club of another, who had tbe repu If be keeps on making me answer all
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tation of au after dinner speaker
the questions be can think up.”—Wash
Not Cetohlng.
"Well,” was the reply, "I once pro ington Star.
"Was
your
hunband
’
a
a
protracted
LODGE DIRECTORY
posed marriage to a girl, but It didn't
tllneas, Mrs. Nurlch?"
encourage me when aha merely laugh
“Well, he suffered a lot. but I don’t
An Impractical Suggestion.
Magnolia Camp No. «0» meats regular. Beoond
ed.”—Yonkers Statesman.
“Why don’t you tell your troubles to
and Fourth Thursdays ot each month at I. know aa It was catchin’.”—Buffalo Ex
» policeman T’
OOF. Hall. Second Thursday soetal meet press.
A lie always has a certain amount
“I don’t dare.” replied the gloomy
ing
Neighbors bring your tamlltss and
OpportnnltiM approach only tboae at weight with thoee who wish to be pefsQB. “He’d probably arrest a»«."—
friends. Fourth Thursday, business. All
lieve It—Rica
Neighbors requested te come
Sy order of who um them.—Emerson.
Washington Star.
PROFESSIONAL CAROS
DR. JOHN FAWCETT
1
tho Camp
....
Tremont, Kern Park and Arleta
Mrs F. A. Alvord is entertaining Mrs fair waa a social.
Music and refresh
Rowe ol Goidecdili, Wash., thia week. ments were fuaturea.
Mrs. Godfry P. Schurz waa a hostes»
H. I. Payne of 66th street ium tjeen
suffering ol lab- with ulceration of the at an informal luncheon fast Thursday
for Mrs. J. C. Harrigan who leaves for
ntomach.
tbe east soon. She will visit a greater
part of tbe time with her mother at
Mrs. 8. I. Payne of 66th street waa
lexington. Neb., and does not expect
iionored by a surprise birthday party
to return till late in the fall.
Tuesday evening.
INVESTING
MONEY.
The Mt. Scott Mental Culture Cldb
Don’t Buy flocuritiss Unless You Are
met with Mrs. E. L. Doran last Friday,
Positive They Ar« Sound.
June 4.
A good counselor of Wall street was
talking to me about investments In
James Nash continues very ill at hie stocks. Hs said:
“Tell people not to be tn a hurry to
home on 67th street. He haa been sick
for several weeks and títere is little boy. The average investor, as differ
entiated from the steady speculator,
chance for his recovery.
doesn’t put much money into stocks,
and what he does Invest Is apt to bo
J. C. Dani ford and A. L. Longinotte the accumulation of months or years.
proved their popularity with Arleta He can very well afford to wait until
ladies this week when they were prac be finds out about the stock which in
terests him.
tically buried by rose donations for the
“The stock market la with us always.
fire department paratie.
Tell your friends to study It carefully
for a time before going Into It Tell
Miss Maude Alvord entertained 65 them to put their money In a savings
trade school pupils last Friday evening. bank for six months and let It draw in
terest at 3 or 4 per cent while they
A very fine program was presented and
study the market actions of the stocks
games and refreshments added to the
they think of buying. Sutqtose in that
pleasures of the evening.
time prices do rise steadily and the
stocks prove to be sound—the Increased
Mrs. Ed Jones, who haa been visiting price In that case will be a small tax on
their ultimate profits.”
with her friend, Mrs. R. E. Olson of
It Is good advice for all investors of
6403 6l>th avenue for the past three small
experience.
An investment
weeks haa returned to her home at ought to have a market price—whether
Holly, Colorado.
it be stocks, bonds, mortgages, com
mercial notes, farms or city real estate.
Tbe market price of a safe and sound
Arleta Lodge 216, I. O. 0. F. haa se
Investment ought, on the whole, to rise;
lected W. 8. Wilson for N. G.; Clyde when It sags the depression ought not
Grable Rec. Sec.; C. W. Grierson, V. to be great, and It ought to be due to
G.;F. E. Crum, R. G.; N. E. Chamb perfectly logical and easily understand
lee«, Treac.. and H. W. tirable Fin. able causes.
>
Beware of tbe seller who tries to
Sec., for the next six months.
hurry you Into buying by saying that
the market price of what he has to sell
A fire ut 60th street, near 71st avenue la going up. In most instances you'll
on Tuesday, June 8, burned a one story find that he's wrong, and If It does go
frame with contents, belonging to W. up consistently and logically over a pe
G. Holcomb and damaged an adjoining riod of months you may reasonably ex
building about 450.
Holcomb’s losses pect that after you buy it Its rise will
continue.
were about 42200.
It is supposed the
Don’t be In a hurry. You can easily
fire started from a match dropped in a lose in an hour what has required
closet.
years to accumulate. Look, listen, in
vestigate! The financial history of in
Arleta Woodmen entertained Miss vestments open to the average buyer
can be learned—usually the bank tn
Sybil Baker and her court of princesses I
which you have your money deposited
on Tuesday evening. A very fine time can put you in the way of learning It
is reported.
Mrs. A. J. Bowen and For every cent spent In finding out be
Mrs. C. A. Gilman were in charge. The fore buying the Investor will get back a
hall was beautifully decorated under the dollar In safety and better returns.—
direction of Mrs. Greenwood. The af John M. Oskison In Chicago News.
Read This!
What the Good Roads Committee
of the Multnomah Grange
Said About Concrete Roads
“We respectfully reccommend
that each and every road un
der this bond issue be paved
with a concrete pavement be
cause of the following facts.
(1) Concrete is the safest, the
easiest riding and offers the
least resistence to traction of
any type of pavement avail
able today, and is serviceable
365 days in the year.
(2) Concrete properly con
structed, has the least main
tenance and the least ultimate
cost of any type of pavement
Western Washington Manufac«
turers _of Portland Cement