Many Disorders Come from the Liver T PLEASANT VALLEY Are You Just dt Odds with Yourself? •a------------- — — --------------- Do You Reuuldte llvlnq? Miss Grace Kesterson la visiting Edward Mills Mt. Scott, Leni» sad Portland EXPRESS Baggage and General Banting, Trunks 5()c Fach Ara you sometimes at odd* with your- *11 ami with tbe world? Do you wop- ; «let what alls you? True you may be I ‘«Hting regularly and sleeping well. Yet ! something is the matter! Constipation, Headache , Nervouauraa ami Bilious i S|H«lh imlicat«' a Sluggish Liver. Tbe | tried remedy is Dr. King’s New l.ife j Pills. Only 2>' m ! at your Druggist. BiU'li-n’s Arnica Halve for Bkin Eruptions DAILY SERVICE Children's Ciouqhs—Children’s Colds Both are Serious • 14-avv Baggage Check ami Address at i’ltiunner Drug Store. Third and Madison Ht. When one of your little ones shows symptoms of an aiqiroachiug Gobi, give it Dr. Bell's Pine-Tar-Honey at once. it octa quickly, and prevents the Cold growing worse. Very healing—soothes tin« Lungs, lo<>M«iia tbe mucous, strength­ ens ths system It's guaranteed. Only 25c. at your Druggist. Buy a tsillle today. ♦ Buckb-n’a Arnica Halve for Horse. NewMethodLaundiy Tabor 3614 QUICK SERVICE FIRST CLASS WORK At The Churches Arletd Baptist Church Washed Graded Gravel Plastering Sand 82nd St. and 45th Ave Phone Tabor 2063 • J. F. Heyting I :45 a. in. Bible School. Ila. tn. Preaching service. 7 :3O p. m. Evening services. 6:15 i> m. B. Y. P. U. meeting. 7:45 Prayer meeting. Everylxxly welcome to any and all of these services. Mllldrd Avenue Presbyterian Church io a. m. Sabbath School. Ila m. .Morning worship. 6:15 p.m. V. P. 8. C. E. 7 :30 p. m. Evening worship. 7:3o p. m. Thursday, midweek service 8 p. in. Thursday, clmir practice. H««v. Wm. H. Ann»“, Pastor St. Peter’s (dlhollc Church A. D. Kenworthy and Company Funeral Directors L 0. 0. F. BUILDING Taltor 6267 Oregon Lents, J. P. Finley & Son Funeral Directors Montgomery and Fifth Ht Ona Place of Business Only Experienced Woman In Attendance Main Office l’itone Main w A-1699 Home Phone East 7HI B-1888 LERCH Undertaker Hawthore Ave. and Hast IIth. St. Mrs. Lerch Assistant Branch Office darters Building Kern Park PROFESSIONAL CARDS DR. JOHN FAWCETT Diseases of Women and Children Bundays : H a. m. Iziw Mass. 10:30a. m. High Mass. 8:30 a. tn. Bund y School. 12 M. Cliior rehearsal. Week days: M»»« at 8 a. m. FENCES IN MICHIGAN. n at tho home of Rev. T. B. Lovelace of Sellwood. Mrs. Annie Powell, a former resident of the valley but now of Portland, visit­ ed with friends at this place a few days last week. Fred Matthias entertained friends from Portland, al his home last Sunday. Mr. ar.d Mrs. W. G. lingers, who have been staying in Portland this winter, are making drrangemsnts to return to their home here in the near future. J. Z. Olson is building a commodious arvi up to date chicken house. G. H. Kesterson is having about one thousand cords of wood cut this winter. Geo. Christerinen has the material on the ground and the excavating done for the foundation of his new residence which he will build as » -on as weather conditions arc favorable. Mrs. G. H. Kesterson, secretary of the Pleasant Valley free library associ­ ation, announces that she has received a new list of books from the central library in Portland. Geo. Pike of Bellrose was in the val­ ley on business Saturday. Noah Kesterson has secured employ­ ment of the Sandy Lumber Co., and has moved his family to that place. T. R. Campbell attended the automo­ bile show in Portland last Monday. There was a large attendance at grange last Saturday and everybody reports a splendid time. State Deputy, T. J. Kruder, who had been invited to instaU the officers elect failed to show up. However, State Deputy, J. I). Chitwood of Clackamas County was there and with tbe assistance of the Lenta degree team, put on the installa­ tion work in splendid shape. P. L. Bliaa, the newly elected master, al- thought new in the work, got away with a lot of business considering the length of time in which he had to do it. ». CHERRYVILLE & Whoa. January! The back-bone of the winter is brok- .Seventh Day Adventist Church 10 a. m. Saturday Habhath School. I en. 11 a. ni. Saturday preaching. 7 :30 p. m. Wednesday, Praver meeting. ; Old-timers say thia has been the dry- est winter known so far. 7:45 p. m. Humlav preaching. J. J. Tuescher. who has been work- ing on a dairy ranch near Hilladale the German Lvdnqelical Reformed Church past season, .returned to his railroad io a. m. Sunday School. i claim south of town, where he will 10 a. tn. Saturday, German school. make some improvements before the 8 p. m. Wednesday. Y P. 8. busy season begins. 11 a m. Sunday worship. Wm. Fetzzer, a wealthy manufactur­ Tii. Bchildknecht, Pastor. er o. Springfield, III., announces that Lents L vdnqelkdl Church he will run for President in 1916 on a Hermon by the Pastor, 11 a. m. and platform largely composed of rural 7:30 |>. m. cn-dits to farmers He says bankers Sunday School 9:45 a. m , C. 8. Brad­ had no difficulty in getting a bill ford, 8ii|«erinteiident. Y P. A. 6:30 p. tn. Lowell Bradford, through congress giving them govern­ President. ment money at 2U percent on collateral Prayer meeting Thursday 8 p. m. security, but there is no money for far­ A cordial welcome to all. T. R. Hornscliuch, Pastor, mers with the best security in the Lenta Evangelical Church will give a world at 4 and even 5 percent. Jim social evening at the church on Thurs- Fergerson ran for governor last year day, January 28, 8 o'clock, A splendid j in Texas on a platform of justice to ninsical program has been arranged— ; the tenant farmers of that state, who also .upper. Everybody is welcome., were being robbe«! by the bankers and ; merchants of the Lone Star State, and No charges. was elected too in spite of all the money and boodle of Big Business. Ixxik out Kern Park Chrlstdln Church for Fetzzer. He has money and he is Corner 69tli St. and 46th Ave. 8. E. going to touch up some of these old 10 a m. Bib'e Scliool. 11 a. m. and 8 p. m. preaching service. political tricksters with a very long and 7 p. m. Christain Endeavor. ticklish whip. In response to a letter 8 p. m. Thursday, mid-week prayer from the writer he says he is going to lll««eting. 8:45 p. m. Thursday, Bible Study get in the game. Just now th i press is full of denunci­ Class. A cordial welcome to all who will at- ation of the proposed plan of Bryan's I tend any all services. idea of giving the South American Re­ R. Tibbs Maxey, Minister. public, Columbia, $25.000,000 and an ___________________ apology for what they lost in the Pana ma Canal deal. Teddy is out in an ar­ St. Pauls fplscopdl Church One block south of Woodmere station. ticle in the Metropolitan explaining his Holy Communion the first Bunday of connection with the affair. The trouble each month st 8 p. rn, No other ser­ . is that Bryan has been misled and vices that day. I yielding to his partisan, has really Every other Bunday the regular ser­ t ¡ought that w<> had wronged the vices will he as usual. Evening Prayer ami sermon at 4 p. m. I Columbia Republic, whereas, nothing Bunday School meets at 3 p. m. B. I of the kind was ever done. That rot­ Boatwright, Hupt , I.. Maffett, Bee. ten bunch simply got left on their plan Rev. O. W. Taylor, Rector. to hold up Uncle Sam. and now that the administration and the public are ’ thoroughly informed on the subject it Lents friend’s Church I is safe to bet that they will never see 9:46 a. in. Bible School, Clifford Bar­ ' that bunch of money. ker Superintendent. 11 :00 a. m Preaching services. g~—~-...... ■■■■—■ I s u. . ■ . 6:25 p. m. Christian Endeavor. 7:30 p. m. Preaching Services. MT. Scott Center of Truth. 8:00 p. m. Thursday, mid-week Meeting everv Sundav evening at 8:00 prayer meeting. Junior ChTialian Endeavor meets p. m. Three doors east of ■ 82d St., Grays Crossing, Portland, Ore. Fri ay after school. A cordial welcome*to all these ser­ vices. Rev. John Riley, Pastor. IRY THIS TOR Nt UR4LGIA Lents Baptist Church Ixird’a Day, Dec. 31, Bible School 9:45 n. in. Morning worship, 11 a. m. Elmo Heights Humbly School, 1:30 p. m B Y. P. U., 6:30 i> m. Evening worship, 7:30 p. m A cordial welcome to these services J. M. Nelson, Pastor. Lents M. t. Church Thousands of jieople keep on suffering with Neuralgia bwause they do no know what to do for it. Neuralgia is » pain in the nerve*. What you want to do is to soothe the nerve itself. Apply Sloan's Liniment to the surface over the painful part—do not ruh it in. Sloan's Liniment penetrates very quickly to the sore, irritated nerve and allays the in­ flammation. Get a bottle of Sloan’s Liniment for 25 cents of any druggist and have it in the house—against Colds, Sore and Swollen Joints, Lumbago, Sciatica and like ailments. Your money hack if not satisfied, but it does give al­ most instant relief. Preaching 11 a. m. Subject, “Im­ a Specialty portunity in Prayer.” Services at Bennett Chapel M. E. Pacific Tabor 3214 Local 2011 Church 3 p. m. Bunday School 9:45. Epworth league 6:30. LODGE DIRECTORY. Prayei meeting Thursday 7:30 p m. Preaching services Sunday evening Letter heads, envelopes, cards, bill Shiloh Olrals No. It. tedlssofO. A. R. meet. 7:45. Let all the people get ready for the heads, anctior notices and poatera, 1st and Sd Saturday aveninn In I. O. O. P. dodgers, announcements, etc, at Mt. hall, Lents. Llllah Maffei, Pres., Carrie special meetings that will begin soon. Ingles. Seo'y. W. Boyd Moore, Pastor. Scott Pub. Co., office, Lenta. Mumps That A»s Relics of the Lively Old Lumbering Osya FLEECY STAPLE MU8T PAY RAN­ SOM INTO THE COFFERS OF WAR. Nation Rings With Cries of Stricken Industry. By Peter Radford lecturer National Farmers" Union King Cotton has suffered more from the European war than any other ag­ ricultural product on th«« American continent. The shells of the belliger­ ent« have burs ted over his throne, frightening his subjects and e!:!iH«‘r- tag his markets, and, panic-stricken, the nation cries out "God sa»e the king!" People from every walk of life have contributed their mite toward rescue work. Society has danced before the king; milady has decreed that (he family wardrobe shall contain only cotton goods; the press baa plead with the public to "buy a bale" bankers have been formulating liol 1 tug plana; congress and legislative bodies have deliberated over relief measures: statesmen and writers have grown eloquent expounding the inalienable rights of "His Malesty" and presenting schemes for preserv­ ing the financial integrity of the stricken staple, but tbe sword of Eu rope has proved mightier than the pen of America In fixing value upon this product of the sunny south. Price« have been bayoneted, values riddb-d and markets decimated by the battlin'? hosts of the eastern hemisphere until the American farmer has suffered a war loss of $100.600.000. and a bale of cotton brave enough to enter s European port must pay a ransom o' half Its value or go to prison until tin- war Is over. Hope of the Future Lies In Co-opera tion. The Farmers' Union, through the columns of the press, wants to thank the American people for the friend­ ship. sympathy and assistance given the cotton farmers In the hour of dis tress and to direct attention to co­ operative methods necessary to per manently assist tbe marketing of all farm products. The present emergency presents as grave a situation as ever confronted the American farmer and from the viewpoint of the producer, would seem to Justify extraordinary relief mens ures. even to the point of bending the constitution and straining business rules In order to lift a portion of the burden off the backs of the farmer, for unless something Is done to check the invasion of the war forces upon the cotton fields, the pathway of the European pestilence on this continent will be strewn wltji mortgaged homes and famine and poverty w|J] stalk over the southland, filling the highways of Industry with refugees and the bank­ ruptcy court with prisoners. All calamities teach us lessons and the present crisis serves to Illuminate the frailties of our marketing meth ods and the weakness of our credit system, and out of the financial an­ guish and travail of the cotton farmer will come a volume of discussion and a mass of suggestions and finally a solution of this, the biggest problem In tbe economic life of America, if. Indeed, we have not already laid tbe foundation for at least temporary re­ lief More Pharaohs Needed In Agriculture. AU cuHleruer visiting Mivlnguu Is nfined to the house. place on tbe famous Muskegon river WHEN 8UY'HG A HORSE. How to Fino Out Whether a Trader Has Cheated You in Farm and Fireside a i-oritrlbutor says that ordinarily the purchaser of a borne I k allowed twenty four noun, tn which to try and return any florae found unsound In great hor«r mar ket* like Chicago a twenty four bout limit for tenting is allowed Thin con tributor tells as follows bow to tent a horse; "When a horse has tss-ti do|s-d for heaves the disease symptoms will be likely to return In twenty four hours If the horse is g..eu all the drinking wa ter be will taSe and Is fed generously on bulky f«-<-d fie can then tie thor uughly tested for wind by running and by dragging a wagon with a locked wheel “Where cocaine is used to tilde lame ness Its effects will pass off In a few hours a byjHidertntc injection of u>or pbine. stryc hnine ot similar drug will l«ias off in twelve hours or leas. Can nubia liidica or chloral hydrate make* a horse sleepy for from twelve to eight een hours unless tile dose la very large, in which case the effect will last longer The only sure way to protect yourself is to buy a horse from a reputable dealer and get a written guarantee of soundness slgued. before a witness." Saved by Hie Wit. The French author Martatnvtlle was a royalist and did not hesitate to attack the French revolutiou and Ita authorl ties. Presently, of course, be was sum mooed to upfienr before the revolution ary tribunal, with the terrible Foo quler at Its head The revolutionary tribunals at that time did not hesitate to send anybody to the guillotine who had ventured to attack them Marta in ville ex|>eeted to gu «vitb the rest of the victims “What is your name?’ asked the revolutionary Jud e ""Martain ville.'' a»Id the young author "Martain vlller exclaimed the Judge “You are deceiving us and trying to hide your rank You are au aristocrat, and your name is De Manalnvtlle." ■Citizen president.' exclaimed the young man. *1 am hen* to la* shortened not to be lengthened Lear« me my name!* A true Frenchmuu loves a witticism above all things, and tbe tribunal wan so much pleased by Martalnvllle'a grim response that It spared his life. Farm products have no credit and perhaps can never have on a perma­ Ha Forgot. nent and satisfactory basis unless we A young Parisuiu noted for B>a build warehouses, cold storage plants, elevators, etc., for without storage and gra<*e and raadmess as a second u> credit facilities, the south is com­ many duels. Und oeen asked oy a pelled to dump Its crop on the market trie nil to accompany mm to tbe may at harvest time. The Farmers' Unions ur's otfice and atilt nis signature as a In the cotton producing states have witness to the matrimonial eeremouv He cousenteil. but when tne aceue for the past ten years persistently ad­ vocated the construction of storage was reached awkwardly forgot mm facilities. We have built during this seif just as tbe mayor was ready for the period 2,000 warehouses with a ca­ pacity of approximately 4,000,000 bales uist formalities he broke <> ul to the and looking backward the results astonishment or all parties, with the would seem encouraging, but looking remark "Gentlemen, cannot this unnappy nr forward, we are able to house less than one-third of the crop and ware­ fair be arranged' Is there no way or houses without a credit system lose preventing this sail occurrence)»' 90 per cent of their usefulness. The The Cambodians. problem is a gigantic one—too great i’be CambiMlliins are a docile people for the farmer to solve unaided. He their language must have the assistance of the bank­ ■ouch averse to wnr er, the merchant and the government. and civilisation, unlike those of the re In production we have reached the itiatning peoples of Indo-L'blna. are de high water mark of perfection in tho rived from India as is also then ran Their i-ountry 1-0010108 vanons world's history, but our marketing glon methods are most primitive. In the interesting nuns the work of the dawn of history we find agriculture Khmers, a race that has quite diaap The mm» at Angkor are re plowing with a forked stick but with peared a system of warehouses under govern­ markabiy well preserved and are pus mental supervision that made the sessed of great beauty Egyptians the marvel of civilization, Coldly Considered. for who has not admired the vision of “You don t seem tu attach great tm Joseph and applauded the wisdom of Pharaoh for storing the surplus until (Mirtnme tu enduring tHiue aam the demanded by the consumer, but In friend and adviser “1 nave m.v doubts at«>ut IL rapttea this age we hare too many Josephs who dream and not enough Pharaohs Senator Sorghum “Enduring fame is what enables the American Indian to who bull'* Ova. “I>oea the Imiti much trouble? ‘Aiwavs eti-ept Oave iumpani or IR.frt.lt Free l*tesa Bally I iro to sleep without on tne menta «<■ want to gu oUL - Claa« Enough ”1 can 1 understand that glassy stare she gave me •V tn anybody »tight to oe able tn see rlmuigh a glassy stare ” Halt«’—»«-'- Amern-ati TREMONT, KERN PARK, ARLETA get hl» picture on all kirnt« of money without having am oiqmrtiinity tu handle the real cash ' Washingtun Star T'an I affvicuT offei Atfvioa vo«« « little ttletxlly 'If von take a little m return Here Oegotlntioii« -ea«*eO Monaville .'mirier-Journal Mrs. C. H. V. Garland of St. Marya, Idaho, is visiting her p «rents, Mr. and Mrs. C. F. Clapp, 6915, 49th avenue. Mrs. Lister Smith and daughter Phyllis, of Marion, Ore , has been visit- 1 ing M rs. Jas. Mayer of 60th street and Mrs. J. Lewis of 69tb avenue. Mrs. Mary Cunning'um, of 7311 55th Ave., died Jan. 24. The funeral was held Wednesday at 11 a. m. She leaves her husband, R. L. Cunningham, five daughters, a eon, and a brother. Mr. and Mrs. Cadwell of Archer Place lost a three year old daughter Tuesday evening. She has been ill for some time from some unknown complaint. Myrcia Circle W. O. W. gave a 500 ' party and dance at W. O. W. hall Tues­ day evening. They had a fine erosrd and report a good time. WINDS THAT WHISTLE. fhs Sounds Come Only When the Air Wavee Meet Resistance Did you ever notice that altboogb rou may feel tbe force uf tbe wind when you are out tn IL you do not bear t whistle unless you are close to a i luilding? This Is because tbe sound la produced according to the same prin •tples as apply to the production of tbe xmes of a pipe organ or any instr»- nent on which the tones are produced I yy blowing. In order to make tbe whistling rgan pipes and wind instruments of tn orchestra are made. Another way in which the wind pro luces sounds is by blowing against ob lecta which vibrate A curious in stahce of this is tbe bumming volume yf sound produced by the wind blow Ing through a group of telegraph wires and which may be noted, even when there is not a great force ot wind by placing tbe ear against a telegraph pule —Boston Herald THE “FORLORN HOPE. Real Meaning of a Miauesd Term In ths Vocabulary of War tn tbe tales of every war one hears ja great deni nboot “forlorn ho|>es.'‘ i The term is one of the most misused In the vocabulary of war it Ls common ly understood tu mean a des[>ernte ven­ ture; it really means "lost troop"— that la. "detached troop.” i The word "hope" tn the phrase is not an English but a Dutch word " hoop" . meaning literally “heap" and see-md arlly body of troops. Tbe word for lorn" represents the Dutch “verloren —lost A "verloren hoop" wa* s de ' tached body of troops thrown out tn i front of the main Um« of battle to rtn<1 the enemy and engage them first This was the regular sixteenth and seven teen th century practice, and. though it was one ot the more dangemu-« kinds of service, it was not des|>erate ut tn the English sense, forlorn Nowadays much the same work is done by the detached tsalles of cavalry which are thrown out before the main line of battle without communications or supplies to find tbe enemy "Capit­ ulation” Is another term of war which la very loosely used It dues not mean surrender nut surrender on term* In fact. It menus the Cerms. nut the sur render it la from the laitln "eapttu lum." or "beadlug” (from which la d* rived uur word ■cbnpter"i. and a cnplt ulatktn la a format treaty of surrender drawn up under a series of headingM or chapters embodying tbe terms uu each point—Manchester Guardian