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About Mt. Scott herald. (Lents, Multnomah Co., Or.) 1914-1923 | View Entire Issue (Jan. 14, 1915)
WBSCO SYSTEM or
PENMANSHIP rttACHKn roti
MO I TO
¡T ¡3 THE HI s /
REALLY ODD “SAVINGS BANK1
WHAT THEY WRITE ON
Wife of Mexican Millionaire Devised
Moot Curious Hiding Pisco for
WAR CORRESPONDENT» *EEM TO
USE ANYTHING HANDY.
Its People Descended From Wan
With ths coming of the pay enve
dering Asian Tribes.
lope for womeu has developed ths
evolution of the broken nosed teapot Magnificent Work Being Dons In tho
as a savings bank Many and varied
Field on Seemingly an Endlese
Birth of Mahomet Hao Been Given as are the methods women have worked
Bove ll.metun. I*r.>p
II n The.»w, Mxr
Variety of Strange Ma
TMuuehlr mralern. l-il Rounu ef cwifvrl. Mol
out to eave money, although It is only
M9, and Hie Teachings Have Al
wale Prh ~ Three »i.ul« »elk tr.«n linio»
Drool. Write for relee. 71 X Sai k FMIUM. M
within the last fifty years that the av
ways Boon tho Accepted Form
erage woman has had to consider the
"About these war correspondents,”
problem individually With their "go said the patient Investigator. "What
WEEKS’ BREAK UM-COLD TABLETS
ing to business," however, questions I want to know about them is this:
A guaranteed remedy for Cokls ami
Now that Turkey, "the sick man o.
La Grippe. I'rice 2f><* of your druggist. Europe,” has entered Into the war, the of finance and Investment have coms Can they never, by any chance, find
a table of any sort to write OB’"
It’s good. Take nothing eloa. — Adv.
facta of the early origin of tlAt nation to them.
Many amusing Incidents of the brok
"A table?” echoed the listener.
are of Interest. With a population of en nosed teapot as a savings bank have
Little Bit of Medical Advice.
15,000,000 dlro< lly under the sultan of come to light. There Is a story of "Why, I suppose they can. If they
don't write on tables, wbat do they
KaNhionablo physician (to new pa* Turkey today, it seems strange to re Pedro Alvarado, the peon millionaire write on?"
tlrnt)— "Ah. madam. 1 perceive that
of Parral, Mex., whose mines yield
"Ah,” said the investigator. "that Is
you ar« alt run down, a complete nor* peared in history they were wander ed silver so fast that he could not
Just the point. What do they? It
voua wreck. In fact
(Hlzing up lux ing Tartaric tribes, roving about the
urioun environment, and absently fall* plateaus of Asia, and generally known spend it, though he bought pianos and strikes me that one of the curious de
ponies by the carload, and all the velopments of this war is the variety
Ing Hit<> bln usual formula I I would under the name of Scythians'.
metal work in the palace that stood of articles that these correspondents
advlar a c hange of aceno - er nay a
They asserted that they were de where his old adobe but bad once been
little trip to Ku rope—" !.ady (ahrlck
nai- for writing desks.
Ing)—“Good gracioua, doctor,
built was of silver.
"The record is obtained from cur
who was a grandson of Japhet. In
juat come from there!’*—Judge.
Alvaredo bad no faith in banks and renl Journals. You will observe that I
the slain century they left the barren kept great quantities of cash io his
have here a pile of French, English,
Answers the Purpose.
tablelauds of central Asia and spread bouse. Naturally, much of this came
and American newspapers.
Wild ry«»<| customer I want a quar
into the hands of Señora Alvaredo. studying them for half a dr« I am In
ter’a worth of carbolic add
The señora had a special bed quilt a position to supply some interesting
Their religion was a barbarous pa
we havw—er a fine Hi.«« uf ropoa, re- gaulam, an I owing to their roaming which always covered her at night and facts about war correspondents.
was never far away in the day time.
"I And." the Investigator continued,
vol vara and razors Yala Record
life and savage nature there was noth When the señora died her maid went “that Correspondent No. 1 began his
!• Ureal. <a New Sbaea.
to Alvaredo and asked for the quilt. story this way: ’I am writing this on
Hence they pre- But Alvaredo was superstitious and the bottom of an upturned coal scut
Alway« «hake tn Alim*« Foot ¿ mm », a powder, not even a temple,
h run-h<4. ••rating, aching, iwvllro feet
settled an Inviting field for the incur dlsllki-d to give away anything to tle which belonged to the train dis
r<,r,lg* Ingrowing nail« «nd bunloua. A|
ell dri ggiata en<t «h,M> Birre«, r D<>nt arrrpl slot! of the Arabs, who at this period which his wife bad been so much at patcher at Senile.’
« brought them Into the fold of the
tached. He offered tho woman money
Allen K Olmsted. U» Koy. N. Y.
"Correepondent No. 2 starts out this
Instead and, though dollars were no way: '! am writing this story on the
Shifting the Blame.
Mahomet was born in Arabia in 859, longer flowing In at the rate of 30,000 top of a battered tea canister.' Corre
"Have you anything to say before 1 and though of wealthy parents, early a day, bo was generous In the matter. spondent No. 3 had found a tin wash
devoted himself to the study of re But the girl insisted that she would basin somewhere, and was using that
pass can lance?"
"Yen, your honor. I would call your Jlglons, reading both the Christian and have no memorial of her mistress but for a writing desk. Correspondent No.
attention to the fact that the fool law- Jewish books on that subject. His the quilt
4 had been lucky enough to find a ref
y«r who defended me win assigned to own people then professed a system
Finally Alvaredo'« suspicions were uge In the cellar of a bouse and was
tho cane by yourself." -Philadelphia •of polytheism, but the reformer at
thoroughly aroused and he ripped (be writing on a champagne case. No. 5
tacked this, preaching that there was quilt to pieces. It contained $30,000 was less fortunate. He had to make
but one God and that Mahomet was In $1,000 pieces. Among them was a Shift with a flat-bottomed beef tin.
MOW REMNOL (URtD
letter from the señora saying that she No. 0 was heroically scribbling with
ITCHING SKIN TORMENI
From a few followers his believers had saved the money for her two sons the flap of a soldier's knapsack for a
the tbousanils. and when and directed that It be put In the bank desk!”
Baltimore. Md . May 23. 1914: "My
Hint»« from kn«w to unklo were com Arabia had been converted these Mos- to their credit. And now the young
"It Is discouraging to the rest of
¡•l< I. ly covered with rtivini for a lems, with fire and sword, entered men are being educated in an Ameri bs.” said the listener, "to think what
It rummcuced with •cvcml Turkestan and obliged the Turk to can college upon the interest of their kplendid stuff those fellows turn out
amall water plmplM» which burat accept the Mahometan religion. They
when I scratched them, until they de soon became Its most ardent expo mother's savings.—From the Business onder such adverse conditions. It is
certain that the writing desk does not
veloped Into lores. and oozed a yellow*
taal.e the writer.”
lah fluid I hated to go in company, nents, and so great was the growth
"Conversely, ft Is equally certain
it itched nnd burned Bo badly. I hud that today there are 200,000,000 people
Getting Lead From Radium.
no rent at night. 1 tried a good many who believe in the Koran, the Maho
A very interesting paper by K. Fa- that the writer Is everywhere capable
remedies for vezrma, both liquid and metan bible, worshiping God as Allah Ians on the different atomic weights Of making his own desk. Listen to
a«Uve, but they did me no good, only and Mahomet as bls propbet.
of lead was read recently before the this chap: T have been in a trench
made the Hkln more rough nnd scaly.
The green silk trousers of Mahomet Bunsen Gesellschaft fuer angewandte >11 day. and am writing this on the
I l<‘ irned of n hud ointment and r« -
Inol auap and tried them, and was re were for a long time borne as the ban physikallscbe Cbemie at Leipzig. Ac •addle still buckled to the back of a
Hevod of th»’ severe itching and burn ner of the Moslem army. Tho Incur cording to a line of reasoning, simul Head horse belonging to a wounded
ing AT ONCE, an«! after a month's sions of the Turks Into Europe won taneously developed by Fsjans and Officer.’ Something thrilling about
atoady u*M’ waa completely cured ” for them many Christian provinces at Hoddy during the last few years, lead that, eh?”
i So !.• •!» 'I S L fw I s IK I fl
various times, among them being Ar derived from radium and lead derived
“Thrilling?” said the listener. “It's
Reginol aonp and realnol ointment are jnenla, Servla and the Balkans.
from thorium by the loss of five and $na gnlficent.”
Bold by all druggiata. Adv.
"And what about this? ‘I am writ
six atoms of helium, respectively,
be identical, except in atomio ing these dispatches on a heap of
END STOMACH TROUBLE.
STREAM PUT TO USEFUL WORK should
saints and angels dislodged from the
GASES OR DYSPEPSIA
Throughout the past year Doctor cornice of a bombarded cathedta! ’”
“Capturad” In Mexico and Made ot
"1 don't approve of that." said the
Pape's Dlapepoln” makes Sick, Sour,
Fajans’ assistant. Doctor Lembert, has
Valus In Generating Electrio
Gassy Stomachs surely feel fine
listener. "If I had written on the re
Current for Mino.
In five minutes.
at Harvard. In order to obtain atomic mains of those saints and angels 1
weights of as high a degree of trust shouldn't tell it.”
If what you Just ate Is souring on
A small but constant flowing moun
“Oh. I don't know,” said the Inves-
your stomach or Ilea like a lump of tain stream In northern Meilco hat worthiness as possible.
The differences established by the tigator. "Not many people get a
lead, refusing to digest, or you belch been literally captured and put to use
series of determinations announced at chance to write war correspondence
gas. and eructate sour, undigested
food. or have a feeling of dizziness,
the meeting by Rajans amount to on thirteenth-century angels. It Is
heartburn, fullneaa, nausea, bad taste
about 0.3 per cent In this connection only natural that those who do should
in mouth and stomach headache, you
it Is interesting to note that Soddy like to talk about it”
can get blessed relief in five minutes.
and Hymans read a paper before the
Put an end to stomach trouble forever
Words Not Adequate.
London Chemical society early in the
by getting a large fifty cent case of
Human emotions may be portrayed
spring, in which" they likewise de
l'a|>e'a Diapepsln from any drug store.
You realize in five minutes how need
scribed experiments which showed a with words. Anger and every emotion
less it Is to suffer from indigestion,
difference between thorite lead and are common qualities, generally un
dyspepsia or any stomach disorder.
derstood. But the external spectacle,
ordinary lead of 0.5 per cent.
It's the quickest, surest stomach doc
the Zambezi that leaps over a 400-foot
tor In the world. It's wonderful.
precipice, the active volcano, the gey
In the Day of Love.
If men are Just to each other they ser that hurls boiling water into the
will love each other without effort or heavens, the hurricane, the battle,
~ Post—How do you get your Christ
coaching, because of the Justice they flood, earthquake, conflagration—these
mas tree so loaded down?
Parker—It's done by tho grafting
receive, They will not need to be elemental things cannot be portrayed
taught to love each other, Men are by the finest artifice. They must be
taught that now because they find it seen, heard, realised through an im-
Impossible to love the man who ia ex pact of the senses before they gain
ploiting him or depriving him of his full meaning. In a meacure the gas
due in any sense, either as exploiting, well at White Point comes under the
slavedriving employer or competitor head of spectacles which cannot be
portrayed. No man can imagine the
In business or labor.
And that, by the way, is exactly the million devils who toss that thick,
reason why teaching men to love one gray slime Into the atmosphere as if
Give* Conccioua Evidence of
another as they love themselves, if not It were the froth of eggs!—Corpus
a failure In 3,000 years of trial, has not Christi Caller.
It* Direct Action.
been the success the teachers have
Slit Pocket to Show Gun.
hoped. For. how can men love each
Can a revolver plainly visible
other when their principal business la
to cheat each other? It can't be done. through a slit In a h*lp pocket be clas
Mountain Stream Conducted Through It ought not to be expected. Men sim sified as a "concealed deadly weapon?"
30-lnch Pipe to Hydro-Electric Plant ply can't love each other under these This is a question that stumped Police
Judge Keffer when Ernest Suead was
ful work generating electric currenl
arraigned before.him en this charge.
for use In silver mining operations in
Snead said In court he discovered
Ready With Answer.
the vicinity. The stream, which orlg
the revolver on a table. He knew it
Inally flowed down tho south slop«
belonged to Constable Ernest Jones
of a foothill, is now ducted through rentral Kansas recalls the meeting of
tho state Y. M. C. A. which was held and stuck It In his pocket to keep un
R. H. R . the famous blood purifier, iltnoit
In Salina a tew months ago, and is til Jones should appear, he said. Sent
talk* aa it sweeps its way through th« cir to a hydroelectric plant, while th«
out on an errand, Snead forgot the
culation. Its actios la so direct that very original bed of the stream from the giving Dave Bean, a big ranchman,
often In ioine forma of akin affliction th«
merited distinction as a prophet. Ef weapon was In his possession until
appearance of the aruptioua cbangos over
forts were being made to raise money near the city hall.
night, the Itch and re<!ness are gons and The plant has two turbo-type gener
He slit his pocket so that the re
by subscription, and a noted worker
recovery begins Immediately.
Aa a matter of fact, tbero la one Ingredi
from New York was telling the audi volver was exposed. He believed this
ent in 8. R. R which arrvea the active pur
ence what they should give. "You would excuse him. It enabled a po
pose of stimulating each cellular part of
Insect a That Carry Diseases.
Kansas people spend your money for liceman to see the firearm and caused
the body to the healthy and Judicious selec
tion of Ita own essential nutriment. That
Sir Donald Ross, who discovered (arms to raise corn to feed more hogs, his arrest. A conviction means a
ia why it regenerates the blood supply; why
how the anopheles or mottled winged ;o buy more farms to raise more corn prison sentence and fine.—Atlantic
It has such a tremendous Influence In over
City Dispatch to New York World.
coming ecaetaa, raah, pimples, and all akin mosquito carries malaria, gave In a io feed more hogs,” etc. After he had
a (Wet lone.
lecture at Charing Cross hospital in gone over the rotation of words a
And In regenerating the tissues R. S. R.
JAyrtle Reed's Tribulations.
November an account of other dis dozen times he cried out at the top of
haa a rapid and positive nntldotal effect
What would have become of Spen
upon all those irritating Influcncea that eases that are carried by insects or his voice: "And where Is It all going
cause rbeumatlain, tore throat, weak eyee, bugs. Mosquitoes carry not only ma io end?” Mr. Bean, In the center of cer's "Data of Ethics” it he had had
lose of weight, thin, pale theeka, and that laria but yellow fever, dengua fever the auditorium, who knew by experi two dressmakers in the house while
wearlneM of muscle and aerve that ia gen
ence, spoke up quickly. "More hog writing it? What of Tadema's "Spring”
erally experienced aw spring fever. Get a and elephantiasis. Glossitis morsitans
bottle of 8. H. 8. at any drug «tore, and In Is the carrying agent of the tropical cholera!”—Kansas City Star.
if a passing wind had blown his bunch
a few daya you will not only feel bright and disease known as magana, while tsetse
of false puffs or his coronet braid onto
energetic, but you will be the picture of
the wet point of the temple gates,
new life. S. 8. H. Is prepared enly In the flies are the causo of sleeping sick
The faculties of the mind are ren What of “Crossing the Bar" it Tenny
laboratory of 'Hie Swift Specific Cb., 834 ness.
Swift Bldg, Atlanta, i . a , who maintain a
The spirochetes of tick fever are dered active by heat, under whose in son's side combs and bls hairpins had
very efficient Medical Department, where all
who have any blood dieorder of a stubborn borne by ticks and a mild fever is fluence thought, talkativeness, versa suddenly dropped and his transforma-
nature may write freely for advice anti a conveyed by sand flies. Plague Is duo tility are Increased. Cold and phlegm tlqp pompadour had soaked up every
special book of Instruction. S. R. M. Is wold
everywhere by drug etoree. department and to the rat flea which carries the para produce apathy of mind and torpidity drop of ink in the houso before he
Ka«ral etoree. but beware of all substitute». sites In the salivary glands and leaves In tho members. So alleged the Syrian could get It off his desk?
» not accept them.
them In the flesh of whomsoever it author, who approved Hippocrates' Elizabeth's prayer in "Tannhäuser” 11
bites. Mediterranean fever Is carried dictum, "Excessive sleep and exces a frowsy maid had suddenly burst in
principally by the milk of infected sive wakefulness are equally bad." upon the Inspired Wagner with the
No. 3, 191*
p. N. U.
goats. Leprosy has been attributed to Pain in the brain is caused by some cry: “Please, str, little Willie has fell
bedbugs, and some are even begin change in its composition, or in that down the well?"—From Myrtle Reed’s
WIIKN wrttlaa to Ottawa. elaaaa
ning to think that measles la due to of the arteries leading to It, or by posthumous book, "A Woman'* C»
increase of moisture In the brain.
tlaa Ule esser.
With Telling Effect
An Unusual Dog Journey.
“Inquirer" has interesting reading
as to a dog having followed Lis master
119 miles. I think I can beat his "rec
ord" by some 21 miles. It happened
In 1$90. Father, then a government
official and a passionate hunter, bad
been transferred from 8------ in the
northern Carpathians to Z------ , about
140 miles sway. Among his bunting
dogs there was a 14 year old dzclu
hund, which he had left with one of
bls friends. We were hardly settled
in our new domicile when father re
ceived a letter telling that Oil bad
disappeared !■ ather was sorry, for he
was, as all hunters are, fond of his
dugs, when a week after, Oil, all worn
out and starved, suddenly reappeared.
This is a remarkable feat. The dog
had traversed nearly 140 miles In less
than a week, through a very moun
tainous country, and without being
able to follow us on the "scent,” as
we made the trip by rail.—Letter to
A National Calamity.
"Where's my umbrella?" demanded
the wife of a member of parliament.
“I'm afraid I've forgotten it, my
dear," meekly answered her busband.
“It must be In the train.”
"In the train?" snorted the woman.
"And to think that the affairs of the
nation are intrusted to a man who
doesn’t know enough to take care of a
woman’s umbrella!"—New York Call.
is at stake when you
neglect the Stom
ach, Liver and
health will soon
overtake you. Keep
up “to the mark” by
organs in their work
with the help of
It makes the appetite
keen and aid*
digestion. Try a bottle
10 CENT “CASCARETS”
FOR LIVER AND BOWELS
Cure Sick Headache, Constipation,
Biliousness, Sour Stomach, Bad
No odds how bad your liver, stom
ach or bowels; how much your head
aches, how miserable you are from
constipation, indigestion, biliousness
and sluggish bowels—you always get
relief with t'ascarets. They imme
diately cleanse and regulate the stom
ach, remove the sour, fermenting food
and foul gases; take the excess bile
from the liver and carry off the con
stipated waste matter and poison from
the intestines and bowels. A 10-cent
box from your druggist will keep your
liver and bowels clean; stomach sweet
and head clear for months. They work
while you sleep.
"Quick, quick, my dear—everybody
else is in the lifeboat. The ship is
"Walt a moment—I cannot be seen
like this. The life belt makes my coat
YOL'B OWN DBLCKilST WILL TELL YOU
Try Murine Eye Remedy for Red. Weak, Watery
Ejeo and Granulated Eyelid«; No Smarting—
lust~Eye Comfort. Write for Book of the Eye
by mail Free. Murine Eye Remedy Co . Chicago.
Philosophy on the Half Shell.
“What are you working at now ?"
"Shuckin' oysters,” replied
"How do you like the work?"
“It's purty hard work. 'Bout de
only satisfaction I gits out of it is
thinkin' how lucky I Is to be de shuck-
er instid o’ the oyster."—Washington
Darv Astociaboii Ce.
♦ 0.000 offrr^i for rrrtatw
ntionx. B.«>k*'llow loOb<»iw
a i’atrul" and "Wbat tn Inveat”
•rot free. Send ronch aketrb lor tzro
report aa to fateotabliny. intenta ad-
veru»-d f.,r at e at oor expena» In Maa-
CHÄNDLLE & CH5NDl.EE. SatAt «t/a
Ba-MVaax 1034f.M. W■ i>i«C*ia,Si*.
"Does your husband keep a scrap
"Not exactly; he keeps a checkbook
and we have a scrap every time it ia
Lures of Home.
used for my benetiL”—Boston Trana-
Simms—You're a poor sort of a club cript
I very seldom see you
around at the clubhouse.
IF YOUR CHILD IS CROSS.
Timms—Why, I get around once or
twice a week.
If tongue Is coated,
Simms—Well, look at me; I'm there Look Mother!
cleanse little bowels with “Cali
fornia Syrup of Figs.”
Timms—Yes, but you're married,
and I’m single.—New York Times.
Mothers can rest easy after giving
Constipation causes and seriously ag “California Syrup ot Figs," because in
gravates many diseases. It is thor a few hours all the clogged-up waste»
oughly cured by Dr. Pierce’s Pellets. sour bile and fermentirg food gently
moves out of the bowels, and you have
Tiny sugar-coated granules.
a well, playful child again.
Sick children needn't be coaxed to
The Fell Clutch of Habit.
take this harmless “fruit laxative.”'
Ragged Rogers—1 heard a feller say Millions of mothers keep it handy be-
dis mornln* dat he wasn’t happy un cause they know its action on the
less he was workin’.
stomach, liver and bowels is prompt
Tattered Thomas—Ain't it a terrible and sure.
t'ing when er habit gits hold of er
Ask your druggist for a 50-cent bot
tle of "California Syrup of Figs."
which contains directions for babies,
What It Was.
children of all ages and for grown ups.
“A complete kidnaping outfit was
found in this town.”
__ _ _
it?" old motto might have read: “In
"In a cradle manufactory."—Balti- time of peace prepare for Hobson and
more American._____________________ Gardner!"—Chicago Herald.
HOWARD K BVKTOS - juwar ua ChcmM.
•• 1^4. 1> Oo|,-r»lo.
Sil.er. Laid. O. UoM. BU.,r. Uo; Hold iOe:
•r Copper ZI. M m II u eareb»pe. ■ <4 fell prlre IM
•rat on aj-plication. UrmfroJ and Cmpire work O
licitad. Inference: Oirbonata Nat mhmü Bank.
AND ALL NOSE AND
Cuies the sick and acts as a preventative for otherw
IJquid given on the tongue. Safe for brood mares and all
others. Best kidney remedy. 50 cents a bottle, $5 a dozen.
Sold by all drugrrlsts and turf goods houses, or sent, express
paid, by the manufacturers. Booklet, "Distemper, Cause and
SPOHN MEDICAL CO.,
Chemists and Bacteriologists.
Goshen, Ind., U. •» A.
Hie Good Angel.
“We are going to give up having
Caller—How much tor a marriage II-
Johnny get an education.”
“For what reason?”
Town Clerk—One dollar.
“Well, we can’t get him sterilized
Caller—I’ve only got 60 cents,
every morning in time to go to. Town Clerk—You’re lucky.— Phlh^
M«n Fight On Their
pretty xure to be a poor fighter. It ia difficult—
~ almost impossible—for anyone, man or woman,
if digestion is poor, to succeed in business or
socially—or to enjoy life. In tablet or liquid form
Golden Medical Discovery
help« weak stomachs to strong, healthy action
helps them to digest the food that makes the good,
rich, red blood which nourishes the entire body.
This vegetable remedy, to a great extent, puts
the liver into activity—oils the machinery of
the human system so that those who spend their working hours at the desk,
behind the counter, or in the home are rejuvenated into vigorous health.
Baa brooirht relief to mur thooMnd. eeery yaar foe over forty yrere. It can
reli.v. you and doubtlre. restore to you your former health and .trenrth. At
haut you owe It to youreelf to rive It a trial. Sold by Medicine Dealer, orrend 60e for
trial box of Tablets- - Dr. Plarca • lovalid.'Hotal ASursical Inatltuta. BuffaKN.Y.
Yea san have Dr. Fiarea’s Csmmon Sense Modteal Advisor ot 100S Fagee ter 21a.