If Look* Cut Any Figure. I often have fait, In strolling about, ' In fact I have given It thought, ! flow few homely men would hold th« Mr Job*, If appearance* counted for nught. POULTRY .............. and Dairy Produce uf alt liltxl« wanted. i Write for our CASH OFFER PcarHon-l’agcCo. 'oEL'.oi” SECOND-HAND MACHINERY BkiUfhl. sold «nd eachangasi engine«. bollsr*. •an mill«, Otr. Send Ur Nlock l.lst aim ! Prlrwa. TIIE J. E. MARTIN IX).. M 1st BL. Portland. Or. aa«4 an ?wfrora, aV> DAISY FLY KILLER L I r»4ta au4 hills all Send Coupon to Wade ¡ For Free Blue Prints^ ' On That New. Barn!! Tha guy with a figure of statuesque form Off his guard would never be caught; All of the white hope* he’d quickly knock out, If appeurances counted for aught. _43ii Great, aren’t they boy? Wade I* doing a lot for ua when he furnishes these free Blue-Prints, made up just special for the size barn we figure on building. It shows us how The recruit look« the part In a uni form neat, Although in the bush he Is taught; He should shut out tliu team with m v.-r a hit. If appearance« counted for aught. “PORTER’S PERFECT” Barn Equipment • • The maiden dolled up in iier modish rew frock Earns her pay In a laundry so hot. But might be an heiress with money to burn, If appearances counted for aught. OPPORTUNITY IS HERE The dubs would be dukes and the duki-s would be dubs, TO LEARN CHIROPRACTIC. üfibi - »■,.«. With all of (heir bally old rot, ?■* Q.w>ek Ufc*. 41* I »■■...* afa. r.feU. 0>. And hashers would shine In society guy. If appcariiucea counted for aughtl SALESMEN WANTED )■ g STOMACH BITTERS QUIT CIGARETTES I I It wi I help Nature overcome all Stomach, Liver and Bowel Ills, restore the appetite, promote health and vigor. At yout druggist or send 5Cc for full treatment ; ost paid. Thomas Hade. 35 years majordomo in the Astor family, has been retired and. according to report, pensioned for life by Vincent Astor. He was em 451 1-2 Morrison Si. PORTLAND. OR. ployed by the late Mr. and Mrs. Wil- ¡lam Astor, John Jacob Astor and Vin cent Astor. There Is probably no one 0«<ZNWv33'c»agQ whoso features arc more familiar to tho society people of Europe and America and some dignitaries than Thomas Hade, because of long service In this noted family, ills affable and kind manner made him n general favorite In Newport, as well as In Ry wearing m 8EKI.KT HPERMAT1C New York, and many other places Nllll I 1» I 1(1 » tian, whero the Astor family resided. «•r of an operation. Rupture la not a tear ARGENITE CO., Dept 4, RUPTURE IS CURABLE (9 or breach, as rummon'r suppoaal. I rut in the stretching, or dilation, of a natural opening. Thia HEEI.EY HPEKMATIC MlllEl.ll appliance rl.^aes thia oi eninr in today« in most ra«ra. If you can't cum«, write fur meaaur n* b ink and 'ileratur* Sold only by MENT AiA- □ LAUE-DAVIS DRUG CO. Third and Yamhill. Portland. Or. Who are Truaa F’xperta and Excluiive State Agent« fur th « appliance. BEEStôLEÆCÆE® 0 Dr. Grace Feder Thompson's Korek- tonik for men and women is a NERVE FOOD and SYSTEM BUILDER; $1 for one month’s treatment. Address '.MB Post street, San Francisco. Up to the present time no less than 31 aeroplano pilots have looped the loop. Of these. Hamel, an English man. and Gilbert, a Frenchman, have looped the loop with pnssengere. Keeps Blood Moving Drives Out Impurities True to Nature in Its Action and Welcome to the Stomach. Wanted Definite Information. "Here’s some Information, Willie. This paper states that potatoes in Greenland do not grow larger than an ordinary marble," said his father. "I don't call that Information, papa," replied the boy; "what size rnarbl* does it mean—a clay 'mig' or a cbiua alley V If tfirrw firr of blood Impurifica ho Bln UHlnir R. H. H. nt oik •*. You n«*r«t it. Thin wonderful blood purlflor I m All action, It «tarta Into motion billion* of eolia in tho liver, lungs and throughout tho body. Everything la kept on tin» inore, fluniba Tour blood, giro« your entire blood circula lion a flne thorough tn th. It Juat natur ally and In n twinkling Irrigate* every atom In your body. It ruahoa Info every cell, raiiRtN every Ifono, múñelo. Ilgnmeiit, tendon, mucoiia aurfan* ard every nerve to thrill with freedom, with health, with new f And best of all, R R R though a power ful« ■•sr<.hUi£, uverwbelmlug euomy U dis. rn«<> la as pure ns the dew on a peach bloaeeni, ns powerful ns tho heroic works of nature, as searching ns tho peremptory demand of the most exact science. Ask for and Inrlst upon Betting S. S. R., the world's cure for all disorders of th« blood. l or private, personal advice on ati.bborn chronic rheumatlani write nt onee to tho 1 Swift Specific Co, 323 is.lft Building. At-1 lanta, Ga. Their medlral department I* ' famous on all blood diseases, and la equipped to make personal blood tests, ap proved by the highest medical authorities Get a bottle of 8. 8. 8. today. Portland, Ore. ■ I ■ ■ I i I I Namt Add re«« THE BUSINESS- MAN in a hurry, often requests his stenog- ■ apher to take his dictation direct on the typewriter, no notebook being used. This requires a knowledge of Touch Typewriting, taught at this school. Such a stenoghraper is worth a high salary, and gets it! Write for catalog. A |>osition guaranteed. BEUTEL BUSINESS COLLEGE In Good Old Eden. When Eve held forth in Paradise, She found much pleasure in it; I For when she did her Monday wash, It only took a minute. —Milwaukee Sentinel. i And when the washing blew away, Eve didn't fret or whine; She merely sauntered forth and picked New garments from "the vine. —Springfield Union. ' And no complaints from Adam came, Their happiness to wreck. Because of collar edges which Sawed nearly through his seek. —Youngstown Telegram. ' Their life was one of homely bliss. Unknown to them was pain; i But soon as they got Abel they Got busy raising Cain. —Spokesman-Review. Tacoma, Washington. Sunlight Intensified By Reflection from Ocean Beach and De»<-rt Sand unrelieved by Foliage. Winds and Mineral Laden, Poisonous Dust, all bring Eye Troubles in their wake—Granu- lated Eyelids, Red, Itching, Burning, Tired and Watery Eyes, Impaired Vision and Eve Pain. Reliable Relief is found in Murine Eye Remedy, Mild and Harmless. If you Wear Glasses, Try Murine. Doesn't Stuart. Feels Fine. Acts Quickly. I; an Eve Tonic compounded by (leulists—not a ' Patent Medicine"—but used in successful Physicians’ Practice for many years. Now dedicated to the Public and sold at 5Oc Per Bottle. Murine Eye Salve in Aseptic Tubes, 25c and 50c. Sold by Druggists. For Books, write to Murine Eye Remedy Co., Chicago. Among the silver masters of Shef field. England, it is rather an estab lished practice to encourage the em ployment of families. It is more the rule than otherwise that a father working in the silver trade will ap prentice his children to that trade as they arrive at working age. BEAUTIFUL CUP & SAUCER FREE! Send us «1.-14 for 5 lbs. of the great ARCADIA BitM> Fresh Roasted Coffee I and get a beautiful cup and taucer ab solutely free. Instead of paying sal . aries and commi sions to agents we give our customers premiums. You try I the Coffee out. If you don’t think it ta I the best value for th; money you ever got, just 'he Cup and Sauctr for your trouble and send the coffee back to us at our expense. We will refund your money at once without question. PACIF a C coast coffee co . 308 Pine Street. Merely Ornamental. He—What candle light power your electrical fixings? She—Oh, those aren't real candles on that chandelier; they're merely make-believe.—Baltimore American. IT MAKES SICK SKINS WELL I ; No matter how long you have been tortured and disfigured by Itching, burning, raw or scaly skin humors, just put a little of that soothing, anti sceptic reslnol ointment on the sores and the suffering stops right there! Healing begins that very minute, and in almost every case your skin gets well so quickly you feel ashamed of the money you threw away on tedi ous, useless treatments. Resinol ointment and resinol soap clear away pimples, blackheads, and dandruff: great for sunburn and insect bites. Sold by all druggists.—Adv. Portland, CregM The highest point In Nevada !• Wheeler peak, which, according to ■ chart published by the United Statea I geological survey, is 13,058 feet abova J sea level. , In their experiments with the pro ' duction of steel by electric methode i i ' Phonetic Spelling. Willie was struggling through the story in his reading lesson. "No, it was not a sloop. It was a larger ves sel. By its rig I judged it to be a ------ " The word was new to him. “Barque,” supplied the teacher. Still Willie hesitated and looked be wildered. “Barque! Barque!” repeated the teacher, this time sharply. Willie looked as though he had not has the United States Steel corporation has expended more than $300,000. OLMES BUSINESS C0LLE6E Th« 9choo! that jreta you v «vud position. Thousands of Graduates NONE IDLE FREE INFORMATION Washingrton i«d 10th St*. PORTLAND. ORE. I OLDEST MOST MOM RM What Happened to Mary. The maid-of-all-work In the service of a provincial family, the members whereof are not on the most amicable of terms, recently tendered her resig nation, much to the distress of the lady of the house. “So yoif are going to leave us?" asked the mistress, sadly, accordin« Tit-Bits, “What's the matter. MaryT Putnam Fadeless Dyes make to Haven't we always treated you like no- muss. one of the family?” “Yis, mum.” said Mary; “an’ I've Mrs. J. W. Meserve of Barr Mills.1 shtood it as long as I'm goln’ to!" Me., has a cat who makes a regular practice of ringing the front door bell when he wishes to be admitted, reach-j ing up and pulling the cord with his ' forepaws. On the municipal rolls of Copenha-! gen. Denmark, are 9S89 men and 4994 women. With their families they con-| stitute 7.3 per cent of the population. > Slips That Pass in the Night. Belated City Man (after second un-1 successful attempt to stop passing fire | engine)—Orl rite then—hie—keep ' your bloomin chestnuts.—The Taller. | COULD NOT STAND ON FEET Mrs. Baker So Weak—Could Not Do Her Work—Found Relief In Novel Way. Adrian, Mich. — “I suffered terribly Thirteen was the sacred number of with female weakness and backache and got so weak that I In these days of domestic science the Mexicans and ancient people of could hardly do my and manual training it is interesting Yucatan. Their week had 13 days, work. When I to know that sewing and knitting were and they had 13 snake gods. washed my dishea I tanght In the first frame schoolhouse Mrs. Lorenz Smith of Bransford, erected In Farmington, Me., more than had to sit down and Conn., has just begun her one-hun a century and a quarter ago. when I would sweep dredth year in the same house in the floor I would get YOl'R OWN DRUGGIST WILL TFII. YOU which shp was born in 1815. so weak that I would Try Murine Eye Remedy for Red. Weak. Watery Eye« and (Sranulatrd Eyelid«; No Smarting— have to get a drink, Nine mines in 10, the world over, Iutd-hye Comfort. Write for Book of the Eye every few minutes, >y mail Free. Murine Eye Remedy Co., Chicago. I are richer in the first 1000 feet than and before 1 did my in the second, and few are worth operating below 3000 feet. dusting I would have Identified. to lie down. I got Howard—A fool and his money are This seems to be the open season so poorly that my folks thought I was soon parted. Mrs. Howard (clapping her hands) for street speakers. Talk is cheap going into consumption. One day I —Oh, John! How much are you go when you can get a speaking permit found a piece of paper blowing around ing to give me?—Columbus Journal. for nothing. the yard and I picked it up and read it. It said 'Saved from the Grave,’ and heard aright. Then, with an appre When things go wrong in baseball, told what Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegeta He always gets his bumps. hensive look around the class, he ble Compound has done for women. 1 shouted, “Bow wow.”—Detroit Free He's raw and green and heartless— showed it to my husband and he said, Our poor old friend, the umps! Press. ' Why don’t you try it ? ’ So I did, and Somebody always is taking the joy after I had taken two bottles I felt n BURTON - »nd Uheml«t, ont of life. Just as the Indians hit better and I said to my husband, *1 don’t H OWARD 1 a * m 4 vi K v . Ooiuratio. Rperimeu price«: (iotd. She—Why Is It, Mr. Gotrox, that Hilv . r. ft. Gohl, HUtrr. It*: Gold. FA’. 7inc | their stride a new bunch of umpires need any more,’ and he said ‘You had you have always remained a bachelor? or Ut>i<pi>r. SI. 'I ’.liliirf on' elope« • d full pi ice liai is wished onto the league. better take it a little longer anyway.* on hi ■ lient i on. Control «nd Umpifr work«» . , . -------------- — — He—I always go Into retirement •••nt liciUtL Rv furvnce: (Urbouaie NuUtMâtu LUnM. So I took it for three months and got every leap year. Because hubby embraces a pretty well and strong.” — Mrs. A lonzo E. girl wifey gets a divorce. The court; i felt the man was doing more than his ' B aker , 9 Tecumseh St, Adrian, Mich. The Sweet Thlngl Not Well Enough to Work. ( duty embraces. Mollie—I see new goggles for mo-, In these words is hidden the tragedy torists are fitted at the sides with I Patriots do not want the Liberty j of many a woman, housekeeper or wag* mirrors so a wearer can see what Is] | bell removed from Philadelphia. If earner who supports herself and is often approaching from the rear without , the original patriots had been ns un helping to support a family, on jneagro I It may he necessary for you to take a turning his head. liberal there never would have been a wages. Whether in house, office, fao- ponition tomorrow. Are you ready? Our tory, shop, store or kitchen, woman j bell. Chollle—But, dear, they would i training will fit you for business life. should remember that there is one tried never prevent my "head being turned" COURS I S IN and true remedy for the ills to which all Promising. If you were beside me. “Your nephew Is quite a promising women are prone, and that is Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound. It young man, isn't he?” Absent-Minded. promotes that vigor which makes work “ Well, he hasn't done anything else Mtaa Elder—Poor Mr. Dubb Is so' easy. The Lydia E. Pinkham Median* as yet.”—California Pelican. absent minded. He bought me a boxI Co.. Lynn, Mass. of candy on his way up to call last Well-known sayings of unknown evening, and he— tne»: “Step up in the aisle there, No. 29, 1914 p. N. u. please.” Her Friend—He left it In the street BUSINESS COLLEGE. car, I suppose? , I. M. Walker. Pn». Portland, Oregon Someone is advertising for a well Miss Kldor— No; he ate 11 1 WE CtlAltAXTEE POMTKHS 10 AU CLk tXAMIAHS. WHEN writing tn advertiser«, plea«« digger. What would anybody do with ” tío* this RRT. a sick one? A SAFEGUARD. Prepare for Emergencies! All Is Motion Throughout the Universe, r il M. Wide A C*. 323 HavtbarM f TOLLAND. (TRI Olde«- ,-rt l.arseit Ir, Ir-pendenl WbeleMler» of Farm Machin ery m the f ac.ftc North ««at Typewriter Clicked On. “How does the battle go?” asked the Mexican general. “Fiercely," replied the press agent. “We have just had three devastating - Ourn Shame! paragraphs, and we're now advancing Twenty-four Hour Man (with the several columns of fierce description." circus passes)—Where are the bills —Washington Star. you should have in your windows? Hlckvlllc Storekeeper (irritably)— Paradoxical. Aw, why in tarnation didn't yer other "So Jack intends launching out on advance agent leave menagerie pic- ■ the sea of matrimony.” tureB instead uv lady trapeze artists?I “Thnt'6 a singular way of putting It, The Purity league made me take ’em seeing he's just been landed.”—San Diego Union. all down!—Puck. Improvement. "Don't you think you could do some thing with that orchestra to improve my song?" asked the lady soloist at the theater. "What's the matter with it?” asked the orchestra leader. "Why, they could hardly hear my song for that drum.” "Well, we can put In a couple more drums!" 'v/iFffi i Be-’id me witbowt J obligation or eost a bat «ver F R K K B lue Frlnta of B< tp —<pproMimnta aise atta< hed “H «tend me Porter PRES Bam I* 4 Equlpment Catalogua. Shake Into Tour Shoes HOSTETTER’S With the ai ! of AKf.ENITE, an improvement on the SILVER NITRITE treatment ai used by Industrial Schools ami Juvenile Court*. If you fiirure on buildin< a barn «oon «end for than»—it will nr>t obii<ate you! Clip and All out Coupon pinn.n< it to •hr« t tha» <!■•» «iso of barn you A<ura on Our Mtunatin^ G**i artrnent wdi th«n r« out a «peoat ndividua- pian fittwj to your requirement«. Whether you fi«are on beildln* a Barn m > or not. wail coupon for Bi« FKEK BAHN KOUIP- Tiny Bit of Humanity Graphically Daicrlbe* to Bullying Attorney How He Captured Burglar. SICK? TIRED? WEAK? d y WRITE FOR THESE FREE BLUE-PRINTS TODAY? EFFECTIVE FORCE AT WORK Util» Smithson was a meek, nerv l.ll*ral Taartit* Writs f<»r our PrwfMMiiUon. Allen's Fool K* m >. s |Hnrder fer the feet. It <-nrs* ous-looking Ove feet of humanity. Hi* F.vorvthma fur lha Orchard. Farm. (*ar«Ua painful swollen, einarilng, ■waatlns feet. M..v«e ■ nd lawn manner suggested the probability of newtlwMuor. Hold by all lirusslela and Shoe Btorwa. Is*»‘t a, any mu hetituto. Harr.ple YAKIMA amo WIIMBIA BIVtB ■BIllIY CO. IBs heart breaking were he at any FREE. A.llr.— A H. Olnwtwl. !■ Hoy. N Y. ■OATH TAIINA, WAIN time compelled to kill a fly, even YAIIMA MOWN ■ dw BEST GUAR AMT El though It were In self defense. In Better Condition. When, therefore, a burglar paid him line aflernoon a stranger happened a visit one night, he was a bit scared Into a country town, and while at la no mor* nrcraaary than Smallpox Am. y tending to some business in the cor The nocturnal visitor having been tip* lient • haa ¿rmcmsli «lcd ner grocery ail old man rambled in. captured, Smithson had to give evi tha almuet n»l»e. .* el fl The st ranger became Interested and dence at the trial. Carr. aa4 h armi Manata, ut AntnyphutA Vaccination. B* vatclttaind NOW üy r»«u» phyaklac». you and The prisoner » counsel, a big bully asked him his age. yuuf family, h U mura vital than iMMCa Inautan« a. "I am just 100 years old.’ answered Ing man. evidently thought he had A*b ynuf phjrah tan, drug fiat, or «end for ’Tiare the old man. sitting on n packing box. got an easy job on when little Smith you had Typ hold/*’ tall lag of Typhoid V•«<!*»•. fatuità frum uta, and danger front Typhoid Carrim. “Is that so?” jokingly responded the son entered the witness box. I HT (tfî ir» LA BOB AT (Ht Y BrtntlFY. (AL stranger. “Well, I'll bet you don't Having described the events prior Merrnna lutiaifi tl'itai «■*<* « • twv tut»il live to see another hundred.” “J don't know about that,” was the to the burglar's capture, Smithson said: Wllllum Welker Smith, United smiling rejoinder of the aged man. Of course, I got him all right, but “ I am a whole lot stronger now than States consul general nt Santo I>o-! I was when I started on my first hun I had to use considerable force before tn I mtn, to the mnmenient of the Wai-1 he gave In.” Oorf Aatorln employes in New York, dred."—Philadelphia Telegraph. “Oh, Indeed!" replied the lawyer, rnme down from Ilia room on the sev with a sk< ptlcal rmlle, an he looked enth floor with a big Belgian police Jog. which was given to him when he the little man up and down. "And wns In Europe. It Is mild to be the what force was It you used?" evi flrat time that a dog of this size has dently scouting the Idea that It was even been nbeve the first floor of the of the physical variety. note) with th« consent of the manage "Oh." replied Smithton, wtth a ment. However, It wns explained to bland smile, "it was the police force.": everybody that Mr Smith’s police dog I —New York Journal. Bad a room sll to himself Ir. the Wai- forf. That's another thing which the I log can boast about In later years. Conquered. If this describe*« “That dog." said Mr. Smith, “saved ' Wife (with rolling pin)—Guess this me from drowning." and he Intimated your present con will teach you npt to say "my furni ,he dog had a right to the best there ture" and "my house." I had the dition you should a. Ho said that the animal was a money when you married me, and you wonder and that he was very, very immediately get must say "our house,” “our furni fond of him. a bottle of ture" Husband (next morning from under Jordan is In storm center, says a Headline. Evidently somebody has the bod. where he had spent the Deen crossing the Jordan again, per- night)—My dear, can I put on our oapa even doublecrosslng. trousers? * ■"re/ , will double our b»rn and dairy efllrienry make our row« healthy and con ton tad—turn barn ch.««, into a real pleasure Porter'« P-rf« l Harn Equipment Include« the nu»t complete Imo of Steel .Stalls. .Stanchion«, Fowl ami Ltltor Carriers an 1 11«. Tool« manufactumd. Business, Shorthand, Telegraphy