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YAKIMA CKO*A ■> th. BL.T UJUtAMH
The old Princes Palatine used to In all three domains of art and Dus-
point from the towers of their In­ seldorf maintains Its old rank in the
comparable castle at Heidelberg intellectual and artistic life of the
LOSSES SURELY »INVENTED
Fatherland Not only Is It an art city,
! to th«’ glorious plains of the Rhine be
l< Cattar'» ■ «••DU» Fili».
Ixrt»«
frweh twllahU t-rw/wirw«! •-» J good and say; "That Is where the Gar­
with splendid buildings, but it is a
WaMlwit) at ait . I Uw«t»M «he» »• ®
garden city, with world-wide reputa­
taal
whava
•«her
*a*«ina» fall. den of Paradiso was; it could not have
UilUi f«»r tisxuklct an<1
been elsewhere." To attempt to de- tion for Its splendid park».
10 4— »»»«. Nia Ila» Fillo fl Mi
M
»»»• Nlaaklaf Fillo 4 O'.
’ scribe the Rhine In a paragraph or
Va» a>.» |n|aa*t«r. t<Jt
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TT>« Ottpwrl H«ff of < Utt«? f .Iurta la 4>»a to «>■•» If two la Impossible, but one can have,
BARRED BY INSECT PESTS
y»a>a - f aivM-ui|«|<lg |(l »aaaia«« aa4 »/••! aaly
laolot •• T affare
If u«> tHalaa’ I« untar 4l»w<
perhaps, the beat Idea of Its lovllness
TMl CUÎTIH LABORATORY. BitteLy Cail far alt
from the deck of one of the Rhine Settlement of Parte of South America
steamer*
Heated In your comfort­
Is Believed to Be Impossible
able chair you can watch the pano-
The Willing Worker.
By Many Travelers.
"A good story always Helps to keep finma of romance and history unfold
an audlnncc interested," said Henatur Itself, and if you decide on stopping
More than one traveler has serious­
Borghum
here nnd there, you can land, see what ly asserted that the insect pests in
"Yes." replied IhivcMperlenced cam la to be seen In thia or that city, and the valleys of the Orinoco and the
palgm-r "But stories have been over­ then return to your boat. In tills way
Amazon are enough to prevent for­
worked."
"How a tatui a little song now and you can accomplish much In a fort- ever the settlement of that region by
I night nnd congratulate yourself on civilized propio of northern races
then?"
Southern Brazil seems as badly off,
"No They've lia<l songs, too. You've having done so.
got to give people something new."
at least in the forested Interior. Hugh
Not 8polled by Man.
"Weil. I’m willing to do my part.
The
Cologne ■ Dusseldorf
Rhine Pearson, an English explorer of the
Maybe I might tango a little.” W up I i -
Steamer
company
have
a
specially
ar­ wild country, describes two Insect
Ington Star.
ranged ticket which takes you for as pests that infest the sources of the
many days ns you choose and allows Parana. One is a red-hot caterpillar
Univ a Guess.
that burns a person wherever it
At an evening party a very elderly you to break your Journey as you will, touches; and the other a burrowing
woman wns dancing with n young changing from steamer to steamer on creature with a belt of prickles.
partner. A stranger approached Doug- the same ticket. The Journey to b«1
The caterpillars are not named, but
¡as Jerrold, who was looking on, and specially recommended Is from Co­
said:
logne to Mayence. or the reverse This are said to be various and beautiful,
"Pray, sir, can you tell me who I» will enable you to obtain some Idea and the <JifT«-rent spdcles can be recog­
the young man dancing with that
of Cologne, with Its splendid cathe­ nized by the kind of pain they inflict
elderly woman?"
dral;
of Bonn an«l Its famous univer­ as well as by their markings. They
“Ono of the human«) society, I
may be the larvae of a species of
sity;
of the wonderful fortress of
should think," replltHl Jerrold.—Kan
Laaiocampldoe,
related to our tent
I Ehrvnberltsteln, of Coblenz, of May
ana City Star.
caterpillars, which are clothed with
once, and of a score of places hitherto
tufts of dowuward-poinUng hairs that
The Psychologies! Moment.
only known to you on the labels of
"How Is It, colonel," asked the hope­ bottles nnd the prescriptions of phy- In several tropical species are known
ful young bunko stecrer, addressing slctana the beautiful "bad" resorts to sting dreadfully. Madame Merian,
the hoary headed master of the craft, land the vine centers of the Rhine years ago. in an account of the zoology
"that you have always been succeasful
of Surinam, described an enormous
In picking out Juicy suckers and never ; wines To travel up and down the caterpillar of this group. She simply
Rhino
Is
to
see
nature's
falr.-st
pic
­
have to waste Unit) on unprofitable
ture. which, strange to any. the hand touched one of them, whereupon her
subjects?"
hands became Inflamed, and she suf­
"I simply wait till I hear a man say of man has not succeeded In spoiling;
fered excruciating pain.
ha la n pretty good Judge of human It la too big for that'
There Is an African moth the hairs
nature," replied the veteran, "and then
But It Is futile to cite nny one di­
I know ho la Just what I am looking vision of the Rhino ns Iwlng more rich of whoso caterpillar are so venomous
that they are used as an Ingredient
for
Punch.
In Interest, hlstoricsl and modern,
In making arrow poison. Mr. Pear­
than another One can but select In­
Tough One.
son asserts that where one of the
Old Scotch Woman.—The Inst steak stances of her attractions to give some South American caterpillars rested on
small
Idea
of
what
she
hue
to
offer
I got frnn ye I could hue soled ma
his bare skin it made a blister an
There la Dusseldorf, a model city,
boots wl* It.
Inch long, that had all the characlir-
Butcher—And why did ye no dae It? which fa not only the home of art but
iron, and
Woman -So 1 wld If I roll id hne got a center of German commerce and istlcs of a burn with a hot
the pegs tae gang through it.—Boston German manufacture. Dusseldorf Is, left a similar scar.
In the same forests men and ani-
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Indeed, many sided, The winding mals are plagued by­ the berna, a
lanes, the nnclent market-pBlco anti maggot, probably of a flesh fly. which
Parting Shot.
the churches of the old town seem as
Book Agent —Could I have your sub­ remote from the modern part of the grows from an egg laid under the skin
of the host. If the egg is not soon
scription for this l>ook?
Stout Gentleman Get out! You city as though they were miles re­ dug out. It causes pain that becomes
moved from each other. Historically,
can't sell me any book!
more and more severe as the creature
Book Agent (making for the door) It cannot, of course, compare with Co­ grows, until It becomes continuous and
—I suppose the only thing you read logne. Aix-la-Chapelle and Frankfort, Intolerable. A bad sore follows, from
1» a bill of fare. Ixindon Opinion.
which are recorded as the seats of
which the insect Anally escapes. The
emperors and archbishops. Neverthe­
pain is due to the fact that the mag­
Couldn't Find It.
less. It has its own Impressive dates. got acquires, ns It grows, a belt of
"Mary, why didn't you sound the Older than the city Itself are two of
needle-like spines, that tear the flesh
dinner gong?"
Its suburbs. Bilk, which contains the as the creature moves in the inflamed
"Please, 'm, I couldn't find It."
to
have
old Martin's church, supposed
wound. I\»gs suffer much from this
"Why, there It is on the hall table!" been founded by the Apostle Sultber
!
"Please, ’m, you said thl» morning
pest; and where the insect abounds,
that wns the breakfast gong.”—The tus and which was rated as a paro- it Is Impossible to raise cattle.—
cblal village as early as 799. t and the
Sketch,
Youths' Companion.
suburb. Gerreshelm, known as far
back as 827.
Boy Survives 22,000 Volts.
Hlatory of Dusseldorf.
Thirteen year-old George Kernstock,
Dusseldorf is first mentioned by
of West Mount Vernon, climbed one
name In n deed of 1159, where It is <le-
of the high-tension poles on the Har­
scribed as a llttl«' settlement of fisher­
lem road and his head touched a
men at the mouth of the Dusse). a
wire carrying 22.000 volts. The con­
small river which still flows through
tact knocked him front his perch. He
but
Is
almost
the center of the town
fell 35 feet, and still lives.
entirely bricked over, It became n
He is In the Mount Vernon hospital,
parochial village In 1206 and was In­
where he has lain In coma ever since
vested with civic rights in 1288. after
he wns picked up. The hair on the
the defeat of Siegfried, archbishop
is by way of the Stomach,
top of the boy’s head was burned off.
of Cologne, by Count Adolph V nt the Tht' bottom of his left foot was badly
Liver and Bowels,
Keep
battle of Worrlngen. This battle Is charred, and there is a fracture of a
these orpans strong and ac­
recorded In the paintings which hang bone In the middle of the back.
tive bo use of
In the picture gallery of the Kuns Mount Vernon IN. Y.) Dispatch to
thalle In Dusseldorf nnd at Burt t’ns- New York Sun.
tie on the Wupper Dusseldorf then
progressed until It speedily became a
Animal Funerals Free.
commercial center.
Free funerals for cats nnd dogs will
It was not until n regeneration rose
In his son. John William II. "Jan Wei soon be n reality in I.os Angeles, for
lent." a popular hero today with the tin' new 1400,000 Incinerator hns been
str.rted and one of the concessions
and yon possess the secret F townsfolk, that Dusseldorf regained made by the garbage company in its
Its
former
standing.
Under
hint
the
of continued good health. I
fine arts nnd trade flourished, and contract with the city Is to gather In
•• It. is for Poor Appetite, In­
good times lasted until his death all the little dogs and cats who die
digestion. Cramps, Consti-
when the government wns transferred ami ci rt them to the hot place and
Ipatton
and Biliousness,
from Dusseldorf to Heidelberg amt aft reduce th« m to ashes or some by-pro­
Try it.
erwnrtls to Mannheim. And so the duct which may be capitalized.
history go«1*, through p« rlods of pros
H s R-al Vacation.
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perlty nnd vlclsrltudes until, in
I'lr t Ch nd, ur Jake hits nothing
we find It taken possession cf fotm
u r.
ally by the king of 7ru- la. h >«■< mln: but
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P. N. V.
Si c <1 Chau ft ur Yes? Jake orter
In 1816 the capital of th.- n< v |y ft t mril
irttii.iii sells instead o’
administrative dl tilct
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Ci. !'■
anti in 1872 a ipecUI tewu JLtrict.
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The Agricultural College of Fargo,
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the first little country theater in the
United States. The performances are
to be given by students, former stu­
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nificant, short plays, American and
European, are to be produced in this
little theater and the successful pieces
are to be taken "on the road" and
given in other towns and villages in
the state.
That this will promote neighborli­
ness, true community life, social inter­
course and wholesome recreation,
hardly needs emphasizing. Fargo may
be proud of its idea, its % example.
There are few rural communities in
which a little enterprise and coopera­
tion, with perhaps a little aid from
the extension department of the state
university, could not make life pleas­
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Mrs. Brundage (so we are informed
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by Everybody's chestnut gatherer)
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but
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After paying for the horse he said:
Pimples and blackheads disappear,
“You were honest enough to tell you manage to find your way across red. rough, ugly complexions become
that this animal is blind In one eye. the trackless ocean?"
"By means of the compass, madam." clean, clear, and velvety, and hair
is there any other defect?"
“The health and beauty are promoted by
"Yes, sir; there is. He is also blind replied the gallant captain.
the regular use of resinol soap and an
in the other eye," was the prompt re­ needle invariably points north.”
“But," queried the woman, "suppose occasional application of resinol oint­
ply.—New York Globe.
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Those suffragettes are successful In '
and at little cost, even when the most
some things. One was a good shot '
expensive cosmetics and complicated
and plugged the king's hat with a I
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"IIo everyone that thirsteth,”
Is advice nobody takes.
Just step inside a thirst shop
And you'll find it full of rakes!
According to the weather man those
rare days in June this year were just
a trifle rarer than ordinary.
A policeman arrested a skeleton,
but there were no bones in it for him.
Suffragette aides were ducked lit
London. No wonder, after the way
royalty has been ducking the suffra.
There was a young maiden of Lind,
Who blushed and most frequently gettes.
grinned.
But she caught on, you knpw.
.Modern Woodmen will get lower lr>
With the big passing show,
surance rates. You would naturally
And quite quickly had everyone expect them to use the ax.
skinned!
A milkman in Paris shot a million­
An old gaffer lived at Nez Perce
aire because he said the latter started
Who never would drink, chew nor a creamery and took the cream of
curse.
his business.
His passion he'd check.
But he once said: "By Heck!”
These soundproof pianola
and
Then drifted from bad unto worse!
phonograph rooms are a great idea,
but fame awaits the man who build*
A matron with kids in Clealum
Could never dope out what could ail a soundproof garage.
’em.
She'd dose them with oil
He bought a cannon cracker.
'Till their blood would fair boil.
Filled with dynamite;
Then quietly turn 'round and whale He looked to see if it was out—
'em!
!!!;;??! Good night!
Small Town Limericks.
Putnam Fadeless Dyes guaran­
tee satisfaction.
The man who goes to sleep In
church wns scored by a minister. No
excuse for him with so many shady
parks all around.
The way of the joyrider is hard on
the man whose car they steal.
As yet the aeroplane joyriders have
not made their appearance, but some
night they’ll break into that Parkwa­
ter hangar.
Spring fever has nothing at all on
the vacation bacillus as a promoter of
lassitude.
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Student—How tio you pronounce it.
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Old Dryasdust—Neither, sir. I pro­
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of time.
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Tommy—And you're the crabbedest, essential nutriment. That la why It re­
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Father—Boys, boys! You forget that ■neb
eczema, rash, pimples, all skin affeetl -ns,
your mother is in the room.
( rheumatism, sore u.i.aL WMZ eve^ Usa uf
Wife—Do you like this pudding.1
dear? Mrs. McBryde gave me the re-1
ripe for IL
Hub—No; but I guess you can get i
square with her by giving her your
recipe for mince pies.
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